86eedb No.16776306
What happen to this movie?
I never watched it. Did it do anything right?
Do you anons think a Good DOOD movie would be possible?
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6cc711 No.16776332
I think it would have to be animated, HEAVY METAL style preferably, and be basically a start to finish thrash metal opera. All about saving or avenging Daisy.
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d2584d No.16776337
Replace russians with demons and Hardcore Henry could make for a decent DOOM movie.
>Did it do anything right
No.
>Is a low effort rip off of alien and the Karl Urban Doom movie
>Action scenes are sub standard shit, you know. Cuts everywhere, zero clarity, dark and color corrected and no effort was put in
>Demons are mostly zombies with mediocre makeup, and imps with terrible rubber costumes
>BFG looks like ass and the most it does is knock zombies back instead of exploding them or something
>Super Shotgun Dude literally kills two zombies and gets fucked
>Every other supporting character is either a dumbass or irritating
>Final "action" scene is protagonist remembering her mother's rosary or something, getting a second wind and BFG'ing the big bad which for some reason works and is as impactful as a wet fart
>Ends on a cliffhanger for a sequel that'll never happen
>Protagonist isn't some hot as fuck musclegrill but a pasty twig of the 2015+ hollywood "strong woman" variety
>Has that retarded "if we reference someone's name from the thing then fans of the thing will like it" crutch so many things use. Ha ha one guy is named carmack wow dudes isn't this DOOM™?
Also Doom Eternal is 90% going to suck balls. They can pile all the movement gimmicks and flashy melee and shoulder mounted weapons they can think of but until they fix how the enemies spawn and act it's still going to be a low rent Serious Sam clone.
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b5928f No.16776383
>>16776337
It's shittier NuDoom 2016 with hitmarkers and Quake influence.
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2934c1 No.16776400
>>16776337
Dont forget that they also killed off doomguy in the movie offscreen.
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31d4e7 No.16776469
The Karl Urban one had an OK fps sequence and that was it. I forgot that dood annihilation even existed until I opened this thread
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fc3c3c No.16776490
>>16776306
>Do you anons think a Good DOOD movie would be possible?
Not anymore, considering that Bethesda has successfully displaced Doom with nuDoom. Anything you like about the originals no longer exists, it's all LE DOOM SLAYER LE RIP AND LE TEAR LE GLORLE KILLS XDDDDDDDDDDDDD from here.
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86eedb No.16776514
>>16776337
Bro, I love Hardcore Henry. I don't know if a full first person movie would work for doom though and if there can be dialogue. I've never read any of the Doom novels but I would like something like the comic in a short film.
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eb021e No.16776526
>>16776306
Haven't seen the movie, but I heard it has basically nothing to do with Doom. It's a very cheap production on par with what you'd see on the Syfy channel in 2010.
It was some crappy science fiction script Tony Giglio wrote that he reworked into a Doom film after NuDoom took off so he could pitch it to Universal.
It's generally regarded as worse than the 2005 film.
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37d8e0 No.16776596
>>16776306
>What happen to this movie?
It turned out pretty good.
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ad94a6 No.16776613
>>16776337
>Protagonist isn't some hot as fuck musclegrill but a pasty twig of the 2015+ hollywood "strong woman" variety
Wait, the protagonist is a woman? IN FUCKING DOOM!?
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ce88bb No.16776646
>>16776613
Speculation is that it was a "made to keep the rights" type film, so no budget. Which means "Doomguy is a chick" was their only shot at marketing.
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d2584d No.16776736
>>16776646
Man I'd crash into Crash.
>>16776514
You could have him rescue survivors or have a demon monologue before Doomguy fucks them up mid-monologue, or have a million little tiny character details shown from the first person prespective instead of having him speak.
It could work, but it needs someone intelligent and passionate about Doom and I doubt you'll find anyone like that in Hollywood.
>>16776400
Must have missed that.
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3ef901 No.16776753
>>16776306
This movie have the same problem as pic related. a film that creates filler so that the actors can act and that does not benefit the final product and leaves fans of the game annoyed because of the lack of fidelity to the videogame story line.
All video game adaptations to the big screen should follow the mold of Mortal Kombat (the first movie). A movie that respects the original story and builds on it scenes that feel natural in the continuity of the story.
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d2584d No.16776828
>>16776753
Prince of Persia at least had eye candy.
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eb021e No.16776837
File: fe623321e8445e3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 308.06 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample_8c743cf78554c3e3141….jpg)
File: cbe8777e2b160ff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 308.89 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample_81bc20546bdefadebde….jpg)
>>16776646
>that pic
Lmao faggot
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eb021e No.16776839
>>16776736
>Man I'd crash into Crash.
That's rule 63 Doomguy, and "she" has a dick :^)
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4a0ac6 No.16776842
>>16776837
>sample
>>16776839
Reminds me of a certain Doom picture with the "when you see it" Cyberdemon.
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eb021e No.16776844
>>16776842
>implying I'd want to save the whole thing
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d2584d No.16776858
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16776839
God fucking damnit you cunt.
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6fa7e9 No.16776865
>>16776839
Not necessarily.
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769ed5 No.16776893
>>16776828
this.
also was enjoyable enough without needing to know the source material.
>>16776753
>a film that creates filler so that the actors can act and that does not benefit the final product and leaves fans of the game annoyed because of the lack of fidelity to the videogame story line.
what storyline? the fucking storyline was always persia, a prince, parcour and something with sand.
most vidya stories are nowhere near enough to fill a hollywood movie, and if you just re-hash the storytelling via gameplay why make a movie out of it? a doom movie that's just rip&tear for over an hour would be boring as fuck.
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956566 No.16776897
>>16776865
>Blonde
>Short hair
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48fc73 No.16776898
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eb021e No.16776959
>>16776865
The majority of the versions he drew have dicks, including all of pantless armor varieties.
He's a fucking patreon beggar anyway, people shouldn't be posting art of fags like this.
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682ec1 No.16777281
This movie was truly abysmal on every level – the script is a stale copy of better films, the sets are cheap and uninspired, the CGI is atrocious (for the most part), the acting ranges from subpar to enjoyably scene stealing.
The main actress, Amy Manson, is horribly miscast. If they had to go with a female lead they should have gone with Nina Bergman – she looks much better suited for the role, and judging by the behind the scenes photos she had a much bigger role originally. Along with the actors who play Sarge and Dr. Betruger, and the actress who plays Veronica, Nina was the only one who felt right and seemed to give a fuck.
They should have had fewer characters; a squad of elite soldiers like in Star Wars: Republic Commando, with entertaining banter on occasion, but who are professionals and feel like trained soldiers. If writer/director Tony Gigolo couldn’t be bothered to come up with something original he should have ripped off the opening to Predator (1987): the rescue team shows up, looking badass and over the top, like characters in a 1980s action/horror film. They receive their mission and fly in – introduce the characters as they are heading to Mars in the landing shuttle – fun, manly banter. Then, when they land and find complete carnage everywhere they stop fucking around and act like pros.
It doesn’t have to do the FPS gimmick, but it would’ve been nice to see them use a lot of handheld camera work, giving it a chaotic, confusing and intense look, similar to the beach scenes in Saving Private Ryan (1998). That way we feel like we are down on the ground with the soldiers in their desperate struggle for survival. The camera follows them, moves around. No fancy cinematography or lighting – raw & brutal – cinéma vérité, guerilla filmmaking. Long sequences without any dialogue other than military chatter/commands, and hand signals. Nightvision/infrared look in areas without any light at all. Use retro-futuristic tech; 1980s CRT-screens/monitors with VHS tearing & effects. Weapons should feel heavy & clunky & real.
If Roger Corman’s (“the King of B-Movies”) studio could make a truly fantastic-looking & well-written sci-fi horror film like Galaxy of Terror (1981) on a very tight budget and shooting schedule, using nothing but practical effects and clever tricks, then Tony Gigolo has no excuse for churning out a truly ugly, unoriginal, unimaginative, copy-paste abysmal turd like this. Just look how great the practical effects and sets in Galaxy of Terror are, even by today’s standard.
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87007a No.16780997
A Doom movie should be the easiest video game based movie to make. All you need to do is get a football player, dress him up as a space marine and have him running around shooting and blowing up monsters for 2 hours. I don't know how they keep fucking it up.
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a938d8 No.16781004
>>16780997
A doom movie wouldn't work in the first place because movies that are pure action will never be as good as games that are pure gameplay. Just make an actual doom game instead and let moobies have their MCUs and whatnot.
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a938d8 No.16781006
Oh and from what I understand Annihilation was made purely because the rights were about to expire, so they shat out anything just so these greedy fucking jews at Universal would retain an IP they haven't touched in 14 years.
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87007a No.16781564
>>16781004
>"Movies that are pure action will never be as good as games that are pure gameplay."
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a938d8 No.16781587
>>16781564
Would you rather watch Commando or play Duke?
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87007a No.16781594
>>16781587
Sometimes I like to watch playthroughs of Duke WADs.
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f1d10e No.16781621
>>16781006
>14 years.
2005 was 14 years ago
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47813a No.16781631
>>16781621
We have to go back.
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abbf3e No.16781646
>>16781587
>Would you rather watch Commando or play Duke?
If you have neither watched Commando or played Duke ever, then pick the movie because it's a unique experience and is the root of much of the other's personality.
If you could magically get a new Commando movie whenever you run Duke, I guess you could mix between the two of them whenever one gets stale.
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d60667 No.16781658
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a938d8 No.16781661
>>16781631
To play the shitty games that suck ass?
>>16781646
Fair enough. I'll admit my argument is mainly derived from the fact that I''ve come to dislike movies as of recently and am physically incapable of sitting through one without fidgeting around, sleeping through them or just being outright bored, even with super action packed shit like the most recent fast and furious spinoff, it was well made(or rather the action was well shot) and yet I couldn't get one hour in before shutting it and playing something.
>>16781658
>Who needs Doomguy
Doom Annihilation, apparently.
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ddb88b No.16781663
>>16776837
>says that while posting futa
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81bc13 No.16781664
>>16777281
I like that idea of 'realistic' docu style of how things go to shit on the Mars station. Feels like it'd be interesting.
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d60667 No.16781665
>>16781661
Doomguy is the greatest in the order. WTF
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ceb1fd No.16781666
>>16777281
It was probably treated like a phone it in paycheck by all involved.
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86eedb No.16781712
>>16781661
>to play shitty games that suck ass
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diahrrea dump in my ear.
>I''ve come to dislike movies as of recently
Have you seen Rambo: Last blood? The second half of that movie is really cool and kinda is what i would want in a dood movie.
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f0dc51 No.16781734
>>16776839
>and "she" has a dick :^)
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bb851c No.16781882
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16781666 (checked)
Idunno, Gigolo at least claims to be a “hardcore fan” of the games. Not that it shows in the film.
But, yeah, the studio probably did it to launder some money and keep the rights in the process. I don’t think they gave a single fuck how the film turned out.
>>16781664
Yeah, like Ruggero Deodato’s 1980 cult classic Cannibal Holocaust, blending found footage and traditional filmmaking; you have UAC executives on earth going thru recordings of what happened on Mars. The scenes on earth with the suits are shot like a typical film, but the footage from Mars is found footage and hand held camerawork – mostly from surveillance cameras, helmet cameras, &c. – maybe footage shot by a press/docu team sent to capture the first-ever case of teleportation on behalf of the company?
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ed6f83 No.16782050
>>16777281
>Galaxy of Terror
Am I the only one who was expecting maggot rape?
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9fe9ce No.16782080
>>16782050
Good to see I am not the only one here who loves 1980s B-movies. They devote a lot of time to that scene on the audio commentary track, and the guys who made the maggot prop said they named it Maggie, to which the actress who plays the one getting raped joked about it being a girl on girl scene.
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eb021e No.16782091
>>16782080
The film is fucking terrible, though.
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