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822ffc  No.16728866

Not sure if you faggots know and/or care, but Nintendo is building a theme park inside of all Universal Studios parks in the next couple years so if you ever wanted to forced cuckchan meme in real life then now is your chance. The first two leaked pics from 2016 depict what the extent of the park could look like, including Mario and Donkey Kong themed areas that include a single attraction each. The first being a Mario Kart attraction which is supposed to be a mix between 360 simulation (similar to the Simpsons ride and the now retired Back to the Future attraction) and a conventional roller coaster (for things like loop-da-loops) with the goal being to simulate what it would feel like to actually race in Mario Kart. Riders are set in karts placed side by side from one another on a track and have a flat screen display around the steering wheel that allows the rider to see what items they've picked up. Items can be used to speed the rider up or slow down other riders via a push of a button. Various characters from the Nintendo universe can be seen riding along the riders, but they'll have no effect on the outcome of the race. The position the riders come in will be tallied in a similar manner to the Men In Black attraction. The second attraction in Nintendoland is the Donkey Kong Mine Cart experience, which simulates a mine cart level from the Donkey Kong Country series. Very little is known about this attraction apart from the fact that it's supposed to act like a conventional roller coaster. Aside from the known attractions, Nintendo of Japan announced their new mascots which include Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, Isabelle, Inkling Squid, Diddy Kong, and Donkey Kong. All of which are expected to appear in the Japan park with Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, DK, and Diddy appearing in the NA parks.

And now for the newest leak. California workers union B-192 (Amusement Area Employees) updated their contract with Universal Studios not too long ago. Their contract (which you can check out here https://archive.is/waqFe) states on page 51 that "Coming with Nintendo we will be operating a similarly styled venue as we have been utilizing in Three Broomsticks™. In this venue we have food served to the guests at their table via our employees, in addition to having specialized costuming". This restaurant venue could have many themes, but may in fact be referring to a once Japan exclusive Kirby themed cafe that they're planning on bringing to the west. It's pretty vague on what it may be, but chances are it's the Kirby Cafe.

4f7113  No.16728885

File: 9e417734dbc2d47⋯.png (139.84 KB, 434x310, 7:5, cff0af685d558e1f1e87954e4f….png)

This was announced in 2016 during the summer olympics, slowpoke. The theme parks are partially to blame for their shift to mass markets/chinks. It also will be their undoing, as they have stretched themselves too thin between this and their other upcoming projects with jewniversal.

The deal signed was for 25 years, by the way. TV shows and movies are included in this deal as well.


44bf59  No.16728892

>>16728885

Soytendo being made by pozzed Hollywood studios? We're going beyond soyboy and into some state of cucked never believed possible.


822ffc  No.16728897

>>16728885

I'm well aware of when this was announced but what people don't know is that Universal plans on competing with Disney by having princess face actors by having Peach, Zelda, and Link in their parks. I just don't have any documents to backup those claims.


d28196  No.16728908

It's going to be pretty great seeing this place do well for like a year or two and then get flooded by niggers with free tickets purchased donated by the NAACP who constantly harass people and shit the place up until actual paying customers leave in droves just like yidsneyland.


4f7113  No.16728911

>>16728897

That's a stretch. When I worked in cumcast, there were no announced plans for face actors. Mascot codtumes were mentioned, though. I wouldn't put it past them, but yidneyworld (havent set foot in FL since 05) doesnt use face actors, only yidneyland does. Could be wrong, it's been a long time.

If anyone works at cumcast/jewniversal, print out as many internal letters about the deal and scan/upload them. For science.


ec33c1  No.16728915

>>16728885

>Soyny tries to reach for the western market

>almost immediately destroyed by kikes

>nintendo tries to reach for the western market

>impending destruction by kikes

The problem here is now there is no one left to learn from this lesson.


d28196  No.16728926

>>16728915

The problem isn't going after the western market, as they've been doing that for decades. The problem is not going after your market directly and instead relying on scummy middlemen kikes who just want to rob you and your customers blind and will bail out the moment things start to look sour leaving you with all the blame.


1be407  No.16728997

I'd go if I can fuck the isabelle fursuit


518141  No.16729150

Id honestly like to visit it, seems fun.

>le bing bing wahoo

Fuck you, i wanna go on a mario kart roller coaster and then get served some kirby themed food by a squid girl.


790a8f  No.16729176

>>16729150

>and then get served some kirby themed food by a squid girl.

Are they going to put midget women inside inkling mascot costumes or something?


790a8f  No.16729180

>The second attraction in Nintendoland is the Donkey Kong Mine Cart experience, which simulates a mine cart level from the Donkey Kong Country series. Very little is known about this attraction apart from the fact that it's supposed to act like a conventional roller coaster.

Isn't there also the stuff about how they plan to simulate mine cart jumps by having some kind of second rail the cart is also connected to?


790a8f  No.16729187

>>16728997

Sorry, but after what your kind did to Splatoon, Nintendoland's constitution will be explicitly pro-fursecution. Isabelle will stay virgin forever.


3caf24  No.16729287

File: f295d9a36805694⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1230x1230, 1:1, VR.png)

I want a VR Metroid adventure, not just a "slap on these goggles and sit and watch" kind of thing, one where you're actually moving around and progressing through an area. The technology is already there (look up Star Wars: Secrets of the Empire) and it'd be absolutely perfect for it.


564257  No.16729301

File: 5bc82f81b8227ae⋯.jpg (51.28 KB, 578x673, 578:673, 5bc82f81b8227ae77ba83ffdcf….jpg)

So they are finally turning into JP Disney as they have intended to for years now?


3caf24  No.16729316

>>16729301

>JP Disney

>what is Nara Dreamland


206f7e  No.16729393

File: 78eedc7ed90a2de⋯.png (287.97 KB, 396x509, 396:509, stimpyglass.png)

I actually wanna go. I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. I wouldn't go to Disneyland normally because Disney was a kike faggot and giving any money to his estate doesn't sit well with me but in this case I may make an exception. The idea of a Nintendo themed park sounds like a childhood dream.


6e0bd7  No.16729435

>>16729393

I thought Disney hated the kikes and they bought his stuff to spite him (and gain enormous cultural power).


02f5fe  No.16730123

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

23db6f  No.16730140

>>16729393

Disney got redpilled when he found out there were communists in his company. He ratted them all out only to be called an antisemite.


6555ca  No.16732879

>>16728885

Honest question here, did Detective Pikachu actually make back anything at the box office? Because people already forgot mostly everything about it but the memes from the original trailer.


f69c98  No.16732885

>>16729393

>Disney was a kike faggot

Really makes you wonder why the kikes took over his company now that retards actually believe this.


2ce2b8  No.16732898

>It's nothing like nintendo land videogame

Not very cool




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