8318de No.16671891
>game so forgettable the title is more likely to evoke a random line from a 10 year old trailer for a completely unrelated game
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213423 No.16671957
While we're on the topic of cataloging Capcom's greatest hits, anyone remember this shit?
I cant think of anything to go with it someone help me out here
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ed2c7b No.16671980
>>16671957
Capcom were just the dumbasses who actually wanted to publish the game. I remember when it was coming out there was an interview with the people at Dontnod and they said something like "no one wanted to publish this game because it had a female protagonist". No one wanted to publish it because it was shit. Dontnod should have died then and there but no. They got to continue making their poorly made and written games. God dammit Capcom. You could have stopped them.
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e76250 No.16671990
The first two were so expensive that they doomed the series to budget handheld games. The third was such a flop that it didn't stayed Japan-exclusive and killed the series, doomed to only be represented in Nintendo Land and Mario Kart 8.
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85f4a8 No.16671996
What sands were they again?
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8318de No.16672106
>>16671957
Supposedly the 2D downloadable demake was actually good.
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41cf3a No.16672147
>>16671891
Oh yeah, that game did come out. I completely forgot about it, and I think I own it.
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b3c21a No.16672171
>>16671891
>>The REAL Reason why the game flopped: It happens to share the name of a movie that used 9-11 as the twist ending. No, really!
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7e844a No.16672293
Didn't they lighten her skin at the last minute?
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d18a86 No.16672384
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726160 No.16672401
Here are some next flops in the making
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019acc No.16672443
Remember Me is unironically one of my favorite games.
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726160 No.16672466
>>16672432
I dont know if is a joke but I will dig. The only Anime of those games are the animated portions between gameplay that they are going to have.
Wayfoward using a SJW director for Battle City Girls. Expect 2 versions of the game:
1-Japan version
2-Western version with censored scenes and SJW elements and VA from the #KickVic twitter cult.
3-Black and Trans characters inserted in the plot and playable after game is beaten.
4-Anti fanservice in many areas and cut scenes where the game spit at otakus.
5-LGBTZAWUARUDO+ Flags and fat acceptance in backgrounds.
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0f58d0 No.16672468
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d7272f No.16672476
>>16672468
More like the Timesplitters killer
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2efc9d No.16672499
>>16671891
Remember me is another case of woke to broke.
Which is a shame because it had some of the coolest world design I’ve ever seen
>Mc goes from cyberpunk frenchie to a literal mutt
>pics related
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439f57 No.16672537
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c7437b No.16672542
>>16672499
It's future Europe. Big deal?
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eef6de No.16672622
>>16672499
The more diluted the original appealing aesthetics become over development the increased likelihood that the product itself will be poor.
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c1b00a No.16672642
>>16672499
There was a lot of effort in their worldbuilding, it's a shame that it was tied to a game that ended up being… okay.
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1372c1 No.16672676
>>16672443
Unicornly bad taste.
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e76407 No.16672715
>>16672401
>desperately trying to shill your shitty OC in multiple threads because you're convinced a game with no gameplay footage out will fail
This can't be good for your blood pressure.
>>16672443
Is it, perchance, the only game you've ever played? I could at least understand if you called it a guilty pleasure for some reason, but one of your favourites?
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39a570 No.16672724
>>16672658
Current Europe, past America
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87c7a6 No.16672850
>>16671957
Capcom should release a collection called Greatest Shits and put Remember Me, Dark Void, DmC etc. on it.
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938c8e No.16672854
>>16672850
Fuck you
Keep Remember Me and Dark Void away from DmC. They didn't tarnish a legacy.
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3b0f79 No.16672862
Gravity Rush. Too Japanese. Cute instead of strong independent trans woman.
Yeah it was always going to be niche but it failed even at that.
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3b0f79 No.16672868
>>16672499
Anon have you ever visited Paris?
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440bff No.16673049
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f4c08f No.16673125
These are the only two titles I can think of that Nintendo actively price cut to try and sell them.
Nintendo first-party titles usually have a long tail and sell well for years despite a high price point (until they go "greatest hits" years later) but these two were heavily discounted bargain bin trash that effectively killed their franchises.
Only now is Metroid getting back to its feet, and even then it had to be rebooted from scratch with a big NO NIPS ALLOWED signed on the new dev room door.
>>16672657
>>brown shit filter
>>ubisoft
>This thing couldn't even touched halo if it tried.
I dunno, 343 got pretty close to Haze levels of quality all by themselves.
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3e4314 No.16673135
>>16673125
>Star Fox zero
Why do they keep rehashing SF64 instead of hiring Project Aces to do something different with the franchise?
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f1c07c No.16673146
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fde0ee No.16673161
>>16673135
They're not, they're remaking the SNES game that the N64 game is a remake of.
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08fae8 No.16673169
>>16673161
>The Culling 2
god that was a shitfest, i still miss the first game
if only they didn't mismanage it so badly
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04f62c No.16673171
>>16673161
>furry vn
>a game
Hilarious. I'd consider Paraphore, Nekomew's Toilet Trouble, Corruption of Champions, and Harmarist the cubfucker's Anubis game to be games long before that tripe
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fde0ee No.16673182
>>16673171
>Major/Minor
>Furry VN
I don't recall a VN ever foregoing story for the sake of showing pictures.
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aa7b7b No.16673185
>>16673161
>Major/minor
Funny coincidence. This is made by the creators of parappa and such a failure that absolutely no one knows about it.
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fde0ee No.16673190
>>16673185
But was it, like Major/Minor, simply a series of furry pictures without any text that you left clicked on the screen to scroll through, and included false advertisement (Steam preview pics et all are not in the game), and bombed so hard that it shut down a furry con and caused about fifty furry artists to go to jail for fraud?
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7898dd No.16673245
>>16672862
>flop
>Gravity Rush
flop means commercial failure
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e98160 No.16673249
>>16672171
Sounds hilarious, I want to watch it now
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e01ea3 No.16673293
>>16673190
>and bombed so hard that it shut down a furry con and caused about fifty furry artists to go to jail for fraud?
Source on this?
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022219 No.16673295
>>16672862
Such a flop it got a sequel on the big console and a remake because it was from vita.
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9f0878 No.16673987
>>16672468
It's a shame the marketing fed too much hype for its own good. It was a solid fun 6/10 single player campaign for me. I thought it was really neat how the game showed your teammates getting all jacked up with roid rage whenever they took the performance enhancing drugs, both in cutscenes and in-game.
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badbf8 No.16674015
>>16673190
Shouldn't that happen more? Furry artists getting jailed for fraud that is?
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aff4aa No.16674018
>>16672854
>legacy
DMC was and always will be ab edgy meme collection. There was no legacy to tarnish.
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c569e0 No.16674030
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5340d9 No.16674068
I wonder if anyone besides me even played this mess. It was originally called Shadowrun Online and was in production at the same time of Shadowrun Returns. Turned out it was some shitty mission based game that could have easily been a LAN game but they gave you an online lobby and forced you to connect to a central server to play it.
Anyway the game came out and was shit. So shit that the devs ran damage control for the next couple years desperately trying to salvage a workable game before having to pull the plug in 2018. You can no longer purchase and the game and can no longer play it due to the central servers shutting down.
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fcaaa8 No.16674075
It was a good game. But their servers literally couldn't handle more than 100 people on it.
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469742 No.16674095
How could anyone forget Kingdoms of Amalur- Reckoning and Too Human?
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daa5df No.16674126
>>16674095
Didn't Kingdom of Amalur failing cause some shit in Rhode Island too because of some kind of tax incentive?
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79a79e No.16674133
>>16674095
Too Human was actually amazing. I was 12 when I played it though, so I'm probably wrong.
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ed2c7b No.16674190
>>16674133
Yeah, you're wrong.
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aff4aa No.16674199
>>16674095
Kingdoms of Amalur was strictly okay. the build variety was nice, and the world was varied enough that I enjoyed it. it's nothing great, but it's good enough and has cool weapons and flashy movesets.
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85f4a8 No.16674201
>>16673125
Zero is depressing, because it's so close to being a great Starfox game. I just want them to re-release it with better control options, and like double the content.
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85f4a8 No.16674206
>>16673135
>Why do they keep rehashing SF64
Don't really get this argument
They made SF64, the franchise became a testing ground for weird bullshit ideas for the next 20 years, they through people the scantest bone by releasing SF64 again on the 3DS, and then they made Zero which still wasn't really the SF64 sequel people wanted. We still don't have SF64 2.
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13c6f8 No.16674216
>still had the disc generation function
>had familiar monsters and two new species
<you weren't on a farm/ranch, but a circus troup
<you were expected to train your monsters non stop while also trying to advance a storyline
<a storyline that is dull and nonsensical
<only DS games came after this befire the series was put on ice
On a positive note, Lisa Shock's website got suspended, though it's a bit of a double edged sword
>Lisa shock hoarded all the MR info and anytime someone else even came up with the same information, lisa went apeshit and claimed that they were stealing it
>monster rancher metropolis was behind the time anyway and didn't even allow pictures
>this is why Wiki pages and such have next to no images and have jack shit for information and CD lists
>monster rancher metropolis dies
<all the info that was exclusive to it is also lost
I suppose if some autists wanted to step up to bad there could be a much better database made that can actually not have a crappy UI.
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fca934 No.16674222
>>16674133
Isn't that the one where you were forced to watch a suuuuuper long cinematic every time you died?
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2efc9d No.16674274
>>16672868
>>16672868
Actually yes, it was full of niggers and gypsies
I’m saying they literally niggerfied the MC because they probably thought it would sell better
>pics related are the “mom” and dad
It’s really damn obvious because they didn’t darken the skin tone of the MC in some of the flashback scenes
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6ed10d No.16674328
>>16672293
fuck these skin-frauding streetshitting demons.
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f46bc6 No.16674452
>>16673185
Has nanaon-sha even made a decent game since vib-ripple?
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43754e No.16674487
>>16674075
was a good idea, but i didn't enjoy the way they forced you to learn new moves. Shame they didnt go about it a less grindy way. But i had a little fun with this until i got sick of it. it was fun running around and challenging different ppl, getting jumped and trying to pull out a win.
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941680 No.16674533
>>16671996
For some reason I never bothered to finish The Two Thrones, but finished this one. Of course I finished the first two 3D games.
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58b54d No.16674676
>>16674533
Two Thrones is kind of shit, every other 3D Ubisoft PoP is more playable.
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28a4d9 No.16674867
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f6f023 No.16674880
The Holocaust, look at how many Jews survived!
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1c1f6c No.16674882
>>16674867
Despite the ugly ass character and the gender neutral bathrooms this game was pretty good and it's a shame it flopped so hard. It was one of the most skillful, mechanically interesting and intricate multiplayer FPSs to come out in years.
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91df62 No.16674888
>>16674882
It wasn't a good game, Bleszinski.
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b726d8 No.16674898
Didn't this had a shitty TV-tie in?
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01ad86 No.16674908
>>16673295
A remastered port is not a remake. Just saying.
>>16674216
>Lisa shock hoarded all the MR info and anytime someone else even came up with the same information, lisa went apeshit and claimed that they were stealing it
How the fuck does that work? I mean, did the bitch somehow get all prerelease information funneled through them, or did she somehow claim rights to publicly available/known stuff?
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7a5059 No.16674944
>>16674898
Na anon, the game was the- shitty TV-tie in. As in there selling point was that it was "Bridging gaming and live-action" so instead of in game cutscenes at times the game would just play a full on 20 min Live action TV episode instead.
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e32bac No.16674985
>>16674944
>"Bridging gaming and live-action"
And instead of something tried and tested like pic related they just copied the MGS4 cutscene formula but with actors and exponentially greater storage requirements.
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415c79 No.16675035
>>16673293
>Major\Minor is a 2016 Visual Novel game published by Tall Tail Studios and developed by the furry community member Klace (aka. Kyle Lambert). The player is caught up in the middle of a murder mystery known as The Midnight Deaths in Akihabara, Japan, that seem to begin once the arrival of Popstar Klace's world tour. Things only get more strange, as the player character is told that they have been chosen to inherit great powers from a mysterious resident of an astral plane known as The Ark, and that they are The Savior of another reality known as Terra, which is in the middle of political turmoil as a hopeful politician named Lord Plair is up against the current King, "The Immortal King" Velasquez. But it is soon revealed that Earth and Terra have more in common with each other than even the residents of both worlds would think, and at the center of it all is The Player.
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6e1489 No.16675038
>>16675035
>>Major\Minor is a 2016 Visual Novel game published by Tall Tail Studios and developed by the furry community member Klace (aka. Kyle Lambert). The player is caught up in the middle of a murder mystery known as The Midnight Deaths in Akihabara, Japan, that seem to begin once the arrival of Popstar Klace's world tour. Things only get more strange, as the player character is told that they have been chosen to inherit great powers from a mysterious resident of an astral plane known as The Ark, and that they are The Savior of another reality known as Terra, which is in the middle of political turmoil as a hopeful politician named Lord Plair is up against the current King, "The Immortal King" Velasquez. But it is soon revealed that Earth and Terra have more in common with each other than even the residents of both worlds would think, and at the center of it all is The Player.
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25c906 No.16675053
>>16674898
>>16674030
>Xbox, on
>Xbox, play D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die
One of the only Xbox One games which implemented Kinect well enough and for an episodic adventure game it was better than most of the Telltale crap or Life is Strange. D4 season two never ever.
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25c906 No.16675067
>>16674985
If you wanted to install the Quantum Break live action episodes so you could play them offline instead of streaming the episodes it was an additional 75G+ of video.The game itself was already a 45GB install, I think. And then when the Xbox One X came out, Quantum Break received some enhancements which bumped the install size to 180GB (including the live action episodes downloaded)
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dc51f9 No.16675070
>>16675053
IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
And now Swery has completely dropped it to go with his kickstarter game. I was actually really looking forward to the second season but even by the time they put it on PC they had given up.
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e32bac No.16675072
>>16675067
Sounds about right, all I know is my mate was raging about it for a good month after he picked it up.
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522890 No.16675093
>>16675067
>>16675072
wasn't it also some retarded bullshit with the cutscenes only being available in 4k at the beginning or something?
>>16673161
>battleborn
shame actually. besides the memes it just needed some polish and better devs than those fucks at gearbox. there was some mindboggling retarded shit right from the start (still more content and better balance than overwatch, otoh considering ow that's not hard).
>unskippable intro movie that takes close to 5 minutes
>mandatory intro tutorial with an advanced character you can't even continue playing but have to unlock
>matchmaking only with 5 different queues at times that never changed even when it bombed, which meant you couldn't even play it when you wanted without waiting for ages (which was the main contributor to it's demise)
>botmatches only 6 months later and progression still disabled in custom games
>"le quirky gearbox" writing (you would get used to it later, but in the beginning it was cringy af).
still wonder how much 2k contributed to that shit, pic related got fucked more than necessary too.
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0d7918 No.16675095
>>16675067
And you couldn't even do that on PC, iirc.
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9e84da No.16675114
>>16672856
https://archive.fo/ng3qL
the will to deport the 50 million is the best news I've heard since the chimpout in Israel, stay mad hans
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ebad6d No.16678954
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63c4c7 No.16679251
>>16671891
>Games so forgettable that faggots on /v/ bring it up every single chance they get because it's so obscure and forgettable.
meh, I thought the soundtrack was pretty good
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175921 No.16679271
>>16675095
My pirate copy has the offline videos. Funny thing is if you didn't want them the pirate copy could still stream them from official servers.
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fd0a72 No.16679379
>>16674199
It's problem is level design is MMO based so it's full of big empty voids and mob spawns. Everything else is nice but the world is just so fucking empty.
>>16678954
Making a shit load of different one off levels is expensive. It's understandable to say you have no idea how to sell a game like that. You need to go full retard like Borderlands or you're boned.
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60ef0a No.16679415
>>16679379
>Making a shit load of different one off levels is expensive.
just cut it and sell as dlc or "free update" later on etc. it was an established brand and would've probably sold on that alone.
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fd0a72 No.16679425
>>16679415
Even as DLC it's expensive. It's probably costs $1,000 a texture minimum for most games these days. Concept art, artist, implementing, bump mapping, it all costs money.
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b3c20b No.16679439
>>16675053
>>16675070
Look for the main developer's interview for Toco-Toco and watch him slowly start his transition into a pozzed soyboy on camera, by worshiping Canada, while citing D4 as it's starting point.
And to think that the guy was responsible for Kizuna Encounter and Last Blade II, two great SNK fighters.
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6cf13d No.16679443
>>16674867
>Took this long for Lawbreakers to be mentioned
Here's an addendum, the most blatant and pathetic attempt to cash in on the Fortnite money, which in itself was an attempt (a successful one, mind you) to cash in on the PUBG money.
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bd6236 No.16679450
>>16679443
Culling 2 was way worse. Radical Heights managed to stay alive for longer than 24 hours
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badbf8 No.16679452
>>16679379
Empty with boring quests, bosses are just more of the usual opponents, and the enemy variety is shit for how much fighting you'll be doing and how simple it is. Amalur needed to be scaled back by a huge margin for it to be good.
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fd0a72 No.16679462
>>16679452
It needed scaling back and being a bit less wow.
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e12c0b No.16679570
>>16679443
Did they purposefully make the logo so that it reads Radical Sheights?
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ebad6d No.16681506
>>16679379
>It's understandable to say you have no idea how to sell a game like that
Except for the fact that TS2 and FP were both marketed using cortez as the "main character".
And they arent 1 off either, they're re-used for challenges and arcade mode
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887719 No.16681557
>>16674908
>A remastered port is not a remake. Just saying.
It's not a remaster you mongoloid, it's a sequel
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01ad86 No.16681622
>>16681557
I wasn't talking about Gravity Rush 2, I was talking about him calling Gravity Rush Remastered a remake. Read his post again.
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eef88d No.16681822
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16672537
>>16672468
>>16672499
Can someone explain to be why Korn music pop up in so many games that flop? Is korn a kiss of death of a game selling well? Korn even wrote a song for silent hill downpour
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08fc51 No.16681840
>>16673135
>project asses
I don't see them doing anything after the unmitigated disaster that was AC7
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b7a856 No.16681851
All were hyped to shit. It was obvious they were going to flop just by looking at the trailers shown at various E3s to anyone with half a brain.
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f330d4 No.16681922
>>16671990
What's wrong with F-Zero X and GX? I had bought and they were a lot of fun.
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f330d4 No.16681946
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16681851
>All were hyped to shit.
Do you browse twitter or something? Who hyped Sea of Thieves? Only heard about it months after release. No man's sky promised too much, everyone who knows a little about gaming should knew that it couldn't hold up.
Dying Light needs to be on that list. I remember when attached vid was first shown and everyone freaked out about it. But it was pretty obvious that it would eat ass. The animations are too smooth and everyone who can't see that the video is scripted is a total idiot. Once the game was released almost no one talked about it again.
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5846ae No.16682077
>>16679443
>radical heights
>it's not a battle royale taking place in a shyscraper-commieblock (with destructible environment) where the goal is to reach a panic room-vault with McGuffins in the dead center and
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5846ae No.16682092
>>16675114
>deport 50 millions
>but nobody dares repel the 19th or get rid of niggers and spics with US passports.
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872183 No.16682146
>>16681851
NMS more or less redeemed itself. atlas will be forever shit. sea of thieves is going in right direction.
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c2060a No.16682178
>>16675114
>deport 50 millions
Yes, I'm sure a poll will suddenly deport all those people even though their jew overlords want them in the country.
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1217d7 No.16682252
>>16675114
>burgers actually think popular opinion means anything in the US
I bet you trust Qlarper too.
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25c906 No.16682512
>>16681851
Sea of Faggots was a flop? I thought it was Microsoft's fastest selling new IP from the Xbox One console generation, even without taking Xbox Game Pass subscribers into account. The new story missions added with the Anniversary Update were pretty great for the most part. I started playing Sea of Thieves about a months and a half ago and made a thread about it on here. Nice game. One of the better new IPs from Microsoft in the last six or seven years.
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5cf7ee No.16682595
>>16672401
You're the only person that ever posts variants of this image. Stop trying to force a trend.
Unrelated, but have you ever tried sticking your head in the oven while it's at a low temperature? I've heard something really cool happens, let me know once you give it a shot!
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164d41 No.16682608
The poster child of bad Kickstarter games.
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152795 No.16682704
>>16673185
Funniest comment I heard about this game was that it played by holding the Wiimote vertically (like a marching baton) and moving it up and down to the beat, and because of the motion, the reviewer guy described as feeling like you were trying to jack someone off for the main gameplay.
>>16673135
Didn't they develop Starfox Assault with them?
>>16674201
I was always pissed that the Treehouse segment on the game mentioned that the boss in first level (Corneria) if he survived (mission complete status) he would return later in the game. In the final game, nothing or anything similar to it actually happens.
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2b2bcf No.16682709
>>16671891
>>16672499
am I the only one that actually played/liked this game?
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31769e No.16682712
>>16682709
No its a favorite of mine too
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a55422 No.16683045
One of the first in a long line of "Halo Killers"
It was pretty shit, but if I remember right, it had a pretty decent first attempt at a map maker built in long before Halo "innovated" it with Forge.
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259f97 No.16683054
>>16673169
what was your username, I may have murdered you a few times
or the other way around
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259f97 No.16683096
>>16673161
Culling 1 was fucking kino though until they murdered it
>battle royale before it became a meme genre
>rock-paper-scissors fight system
>based around melee weapons, guns exist but they're hard to obtain and not worth it more often than not
>probably one of the most fun games I've ever played
>enter in a tournament, get my ass kicked because teamniggers but last a lot longer than I expected considering my PC almost exploded during the match
>devs start making changes that nobody asked for
>nerfing weapons/perks/stims that were just fine while buffing already broken ones
>changing the core gameplay mechanics every few weeks or so for no fucking reason
>major issues like input lag are ignored
>airdrop crates that were filled with all kinds of different combinations of weapons are replaced with mediocre loadouts that are all the same (weapon, stim, armor, rinse and repeat) and you can only call them in at specific times
>even the fucking game announcer goes from talking like a smug son of a bitch to what can only be compared to a sixth grader reading a book report in front of his class
>game starts dying
>Xaviant starts teasing a big boy update that's going to revive the game
>not much hype because dying playerbase
>it finally releases
>fucking weapon skins and cosmetics
>new map that looks like it's still in alpha
>more pointless weapon/gameplay changes
>playerbase drops like Fat Man to 30 players max
>fortnut releases
>Xaviant thinks they can do that too
>release The Culling 2: Electric Boogaloo
>laughable clone of PUBG with no resemblance to the original whatsoever, just a generic gun game
>also broken as fuck, one guy says he won a match before he even opened his parachute
>game bombs and is taken off the store less than a week later
>one year later, Xaviant announces they're restoring the game to it's Day One state
>weapon skins and cosmetics are still in but the gameplay is back
>fall in love again
>Xaviant starts gradually introducing the shitty changes again
>stop playing along with everyone else
>game is now at a grand 3 players max
not everything good lasts forever I guess
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b7a856 No.16683156
>>16681946
>Who hyped Sea of Thieves?
There was a dedicated SoT shill here after it was announced and I think he posted another thread after it "got fixed" buy updates.
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259f97 No.16683180
>8chan just fucking ate my post
wow fuck you too Jim
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259f97 No.16683181
>>16683180
wait never mind, I have something in it filtered for some reason
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7d4dd9 No.16683235
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33c6c5 No.16684745
>>16682146
>NMS more or less redeemed itself
how so?
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6765c7 No.16688734
>>16683045
I loved Pariah. Where did it all go so wrong?
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a2ae2a No.16688742
>>16684745
It didn't, they just added more shit to grind to it to make it less obvious how devoid of actual gameplay loops (beyond "Collect -> Craft -> Upgrade") it is.
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e76250 No.16688743
>>16681922
Flops don't have to be bad games, anon. GX in particular just didn't sell well enough, and it was a massively expensive game, since it was developed by three companies.
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58b54d No.16688765
>>16688743
But obviously every fucking character in the game needed their own vocal theme song even though Captain Falcon is the only one with a story mode in the console release, what a good use of budget.
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7ec75e No.16688779
>>16674126
Pretty much. Studio 38 was founded by a boomer baseball player who's only game was Amalur. They took out a 70 million dollar loan through a Rhode Island media initiative that some countries like to set up to attract devs to create studios in their country. Anyway, they released it, it flopped and Rhode came knocking for their money back. They couldn't pay, everyone was sued and boomer baseball player lost at least $50 mil in setting up 38.
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a55422 No.16688986
>>16688734
Pretty disappointed it didn't make it into Xbox Backwards Compatibility before MS shitcanned the project. Digital Extremes is too goddamned busy shitting out grind bait for Warframe to sign off on the paperwork to make their legacy catalog available.
You can still pirate it, and I hear it'll still run fairly decently out of the box on modern systems, but that's not first-hand experience. I've got the Xbox version.
Also, the faggots need to release Solar Winds on GoG
https://www.myabandonware.com/game/solar-winds-galaxy-20e/play-20e
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822df8 No.16689235
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badbf8 No.16689751
>>16679462
I forgot one other thing, the rewards are really shitty for most things. A +4% bonus to damage isn't worth running around everywhere getting into fights every five seconds while looking for the correct song stone and listening to, iirc, bad poetry. Even worse when that is the reward for finishing a quest chain.
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0a0746 No.16690028
>Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite
How do you FAIL to capitalise on the normie market? MCU movies were all the rage and yet it failed…
Boggles the mind.
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7e844a No.16690031
>>16690028
>How do you FAIL to capitalise on the normie market?
By giving it less then half of the sf5 dlc budget.
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547efb No.16691171
A game so poorly made from the ground-up that the only people who got a game they wanted to play were the drones who were willing to pay to play literally any 40k game. And they ARE paying, which is why the servers are still up with a consistent 100 peak players for the past two years. It's actually impressive that the servers are still up, considering most of the game is unplayable during peak hours, and all of it is unplayable at night. The community cancerously wards off any new players, with great lines such as, "it's not pay to win because if you manage to kill them they lose the powers they bought until next match".
>>16688742
That and the promised multiplayer were the main reasons people bought the game. Fleshing out the gameplay loop and adding actual multiplayer did indeed bring the product up to what they claimed it would be. Whether or not someone will find the game fun yet is subjective.
>>16690031
Oh shit, I thought those were plastic easter eggs in a box.
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05b044 No.16691185
>>16674882
>this game was pretty good
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9c6011 No.16691201
>>16690028
MvC already had a following, which is bigger than what normalfags are willing to shekel outside movies. So removing classic characters like the X-Men in pro of something like fucking Captain Marvel divided the fandom. Normalfags didn't cash the game, and the actual fans felt betrayed and didn't cash it either. And it's a real shame, X as a character seems nice it will never top Phoenix Wright in MvC3, though
>>16690031
Looks like a badly painted 40k figurine. And those infinite stones are just… Wow.
>>16691171
I remember checking on the progress of the day every day and wondering how it would be, I imagined Dawn of War but each unit is a player in a massive battlefield.
What a massive disappointing.
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547efb No.16691220
>>16674867
Man, it has to really fucking sting to make a game that nobody in the entire universe is playing or even thinking about, when the game wasn't even a year old. What an absolute shit-sucker it must be for Cliff to continue living knowing that teens still going through high school regularly make games that have more clout than what he makes.
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05b044 No.16691224
>>16691220
He made some shitty BR game afterwards. It was dead on arrival and he posted on twitter that he will quit making games. I wonder if he committed suicide.
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77a4ec No.16691239
>>16683045
I had fun playing that one.
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05b4ba No.16691360
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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789c03 No.16691508
>>16674533
>Of course I finished the first two 3D games
But that means you skipped Warrior Within
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5c8528 No.16706871
>>16671891
Remember Me.
I think i'm the one who started the "forgot about Remember Me" meme.
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968ec2 No.16706889
>>16706871
No you're not anon. I started that.
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0ed881 No.16706922
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0ed881 No.16706926
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102a4b No.16710608
>>16673135
>Why do they keep rehashing SF64
When? Adventures is a completely different game, Assault put a huge emphasis on ground combat, and Command (poorly) tried to do what SF2 was going to be. Zero was the first time they tried to do a rehash of 64.
>>16682512
Sea of Thieves released with nothing significant to work toward and very little variety to the gameplay. As a result, the player base dropped off pretty quickly. I don't know if the recent updates have brought many people back or not.
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ad3636 No.16710846
>>16674274
why is that nigress appropriating white body parts?
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8e7c47 No.16710853
>>16671891
We've had this thread fucking hundreds of times already.
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6beae3 No.16710897
>>16706922
>>16706871
>>16706889
how can you be me when you're me?
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a55422 No.16712180
>>16706871
>Remember Me.
>
>I think i'm the one who started the "forgot about Remember Me" meme.
That meme is such low hanging fruit, everyone who ever uttered it was the person who came up with it.
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a12d8a No.16712222
Wario: Master of Disguise. It's pretty terrible all around. I got it for cheap because I liked the various Wario games even though I thought it looked bad, and what a mistake that was. The controls are complete shit because they decided, like practically every game at the time, that they had to "make use" of the "innovations" on the DS. That means shoehorning in touch controls in the worst imaginable ways possible. I never even finished the game because of how bad the controls were. I have never seen anyone discuss the game.
There was another game that I was going to mention, but I forgot which as I was typing the post. Well, that just proves how forgettable it was.
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0a34e1 No.16712315
>>16671996
I played it and liked a few things in it. Like jumping on the heads of monsters, but the platforming was even more casualized. I don't remember you being able to fall off of areas where you had to balance yourself. The story itself was rather forgettable and I'm pretty sure it's the shortest of all the games.
I miss the setting of the games.
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f7221a No.16712456
>>16681946
Dying Light sold well though, and didn't have a bad critical reception. It got a big expansion pack, and is currently getting a sequel. Normalfags mark up for zombie games anon, you forget that.
>>16690028
The whole tournament circuit they had where you could collect infinite stones and they'd give you bullshit advantages still boggles my mind. If you won a tournament you could literally insta-win a match, or reshuffle the brackets as you please for the next one.
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4d76c2 No.16715749
>>16674882
>Despite the ugly ass character and the gender neutral bathrooms this game was pretty good and it's a shame it flopped so hard. It was one of the most skillful, mechanically interesting and intricate multiplayer FPSs to come out in years.
>t. Cliffy Bazinga
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ebad6d No.16715767
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f9c0be No.16715854
>>16678954
>don't know how to sell a game with EVERYTHING
>Marketers haven't seen literally a billion commercials that sell things on quantity alone.
Here I'll fucking make an ad
<Hey kid you wanna play some TimeSplitters?
<What's time splitters?
<hahah WHAT ISN'T TIME SPLITTERS?
<NUNS WITH GUNS, FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN ROMAN GAMES, COWBOYS ON ALIEN SPACE CRAFT
<100's OF LEVELS, INFINITE POSSIBILITIES
<Timesplitters 4: you'll never need to buy another shooter again.
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450eba No.16716593
>>16682608
I still want to know what the fuck happened. Inafune brought an entire squad of accomplished MM veterans with ties to the series as far back as NES games. The talent pool was there. The money was there. The will was there.
I heard he got into some deals with Chinese publishing companies, though, who started throwing their weight around and making demands. Which I suspect has something to do with that ill-conceived spinoff Red Ash and the attendant anime adaptation that was announced before either game was even out.
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0a34e1 No.16716638
>>16715854
It's no secret, but truly only the worst of the worst of humanity goes into sales and marketing. Fuck everyone in it.
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8fe591 No.16716721
>>16715854
Shit, dude. I'd buy that. Knowing the TimeSplitters series, the idea that the game has 'too much content' is so much beyond bullshit, and the game would absolutely have sold if they'd been given a chance; publishing companies these days don't like the idea taking unnecessary risks, and as others have said in this thread, it appears that retardation is a requirement for marketers.
>>16716593
There are so many possibilities that it isn't even funny. Don't forget about that cunt Dina, the daughter of some fucking towelhead oil tycoon while not even really liking the series who became both a level designer and the community manager. She somehow managed to convince everybody above her that the community was filled with toxic cunts while also managing to create the worst of all the terrible bosses in the game.
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8c24b4 No.16717418
>>16672468
I came here to post this and timeshift
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789c03 No.16717476
>>16678954
make the boxart an arrangement of 4 characters in a diamond composition:
Cortez at the top, Harry Tipper on the left, Jo-Beth Casey on the right, and a monkey with a shotgun at the bottom
took me 4 seconds the first time I saw that excuse
I'd include Captain Ash if there were room, but someone had to make way for the monkey
>>16715854
>Marketers haven't seen literally a billion commercials that sell things on quantity alone.
this right here. The Ratchet & Clank series tagline was "x amount of weapons and gadgets not fit for this world" and its success amounts to 13 entries in the series if you count the movie tie-in remake of 1, most of which were well received critically and commercially
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288ae0 No.16717488
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3067be No.16717489
>>16716638
The job requirement for marketing is basically codified Judaism - lie and twist things to sound good. It's no wonder those job positions are solely staffed by leftists, Jews and other human waste.
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b9ef8d No.16717493
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8c24b4 No.16717497
>>16716638
so much this. Its incredible that these people are the "opinion molders" that spend these massive marketing budgets at their discretion. I actually think that much of what ails the 1st world is an indirect result of the trash spewing firehose that is sales and marketing.
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3067be No.16717503
>>16717497
Nah, they're another festering tumor slowly poisoning Western culture, but they are not the root cause, just another symptom of a civilization that has allowed Jews freedom to run rampant.
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4bedf9 No.16717704
>>16678954
Fuck this gay earth
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6765c7 No.16718767
>>16674075
They butchered a lot more than just the servers. The parrying style was busted and the drunken master moves were retarded.
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9c6011 No.16718832
Only reason I remember this turd is because of what could have been.
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b15b92 No.16719091
>>16681822
>Is korn a kiss of death of a game selling well?
I imagine it's the opposite, the devs know their game is shit so they hire celebrity musicians/actors to make it look better.
>>16682608
Does it even count as a flop if the devs run away with millions of dollars?
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24009c No.16719207
>>16674095
both of these were good but the victim of controversies larger than the game itself.
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dd9d18 No.16719255
>>16719207
nigger, Amalur is legit good (not great, but like 4/5) but even speaking as a fan of the game, Too Human is not good. Inventive, creative, original, even underrated, yes. Good? Hell no.
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9c6011 No.16719276
>>16673135
I liked Star Fox Assault, but I'm sure that was also a flop. What a shame.
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0bafc2 No.16719505
>>16718832
It would've been shit too, literally proto-memelands.
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7e4bcb No.16738555
>>16717488
Wasted Potential: The Game. I love what it did with time manipulation, I just wish it wasn't the only one that does it. Super Hot and FEAR are the only games that get close to it
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b3c20b No.16753773
>>16718832
Was going to post this. They focus tested with CoD kiddies and made a potentially interesting game into a turd. Fuck EA.
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6a6c63 No.16756852
>>16681822
its a marketing strategy, im guessing both games had the same marketing team behind them
Korn must be known for doing tie ins cheaply, they did that tomb raider song aswell.
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ebad6d No.16757039
>>16717476
so you mean just like the timesplitters 2 boxart?
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