19dd69 No.16663125
What game has characters that you just want to punch in the fucking face as soon as they appear? For me it's representatives of both Law and Chaos in SMT:SJ because fuck me, fuck both of those obnoxious cunts. Instead of thinking what side I'll join based on what character I like more after playing through neutral, I was wondering which one of them I hate more.
410a17 No.16663134
>most hateable characters in strange journey
>OP doesnt post worst girl
85a893 No.16663148
>>16663128
Haha, so lustig.
24951a No.16663150
ffdfd4 No.16663154
Pokemon villains tend to be major pieces of shit. God, I fucking hated Ghetsis especially.
9d01ab No.16663166
>>16663154
Ghetsis is literally a gun-grabber, its pretty funny
7bb1d9 No.16663173
this worthless, melodramatic bitch who should have her throat sliced the second you get Eiko.
5c9ece No.16663214
>What game has characters that you just want to punch in the fucking face as soon as they appear?
Every single character in Pokemon Sun/Moon.
96c00e No.16663243
>>16663125
Please tell me you at least want to hatefuck the blonde.
b0a67e No.16663245
>>16663214
>wanting to punch Lillie and Lusamine
ed1fd2 No.16663254
>>16663125
This is now a BOTW thread
adf6e0 No.16663259
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>>16663125
>playing SJR instead of the original (I'm assuming you played the remake instead of the original since you're using the awful redesigns)
No wonder you wanted to punch them in the face, they look like arse in Redux. Stick to the original.
In any case, I utterly loathe Eric Sparrow from THUG. He is an annoying dickwad who constantly tries to screw you over and has an annoying as fuck voice. His only redeeming value is that you can deck him in the ending.
5c9ece No.16663268
>>16663245
Don't get me wrong, i would fuck the shit out of them. But as characters they're pretty bad.
410a17 No.16663642
>>16663268
>i would fuck the shit out of them
01fd40 No.16665007
You can probably count the number of likeable characters in any game in the last 5 years on a single hand.
fb10bb No.16665019
>>16665007
thats if you disregard characters that were only made to sexually attract weebs
30212d No.16665042
>>16663125
"Bros before hoes… right? :)"
9da6ab No.16665056
>>16663125
This guy only appears once, yet his face alone enough to make me want to punch him.
>>16663259
I heard they didn't even get their usual artists to do the redesigns, they just had the "Atlus Design Team" do it instead.
75fd53 No.16665083
>>16663134
>OP said Strange Journey
>posts obligatory not-Plebsona character from Strange Journey Rehash that Fatlus seem intent on shoehorning into literally everything they ever do now
7a41e3 No.16665129
>games introduce insufferable people
>no option to kill them/make them suffer
Why
The
Fuck
Do
Devs
Do
THIS
a223fc No.16665136
>>16665097
Get on my level.
42e9fa No.16665141
>>16665136
>not wanting to fuck her
b1eb83 No.16665142
Last Light might have been mediocre but atleast it reinforced my hatred of communists.
>>16665064
Please tell me that's not supposed to be a woman
>>16663259
>>16665042
After these guys and Dustil Onasi in KOTOR, I figured I would never like a character he voiced. New Vegas mostly proved me wrong with Boone.
6fd5da No.16665144
>>16665142
I can't lie to you.
8cc6b2 No.16665145
>>16663125
At least Jimenez was a bro and did nothing wrong apart from being unprofessional, he also has the best ending.
>>16663259
I know some people prefer the original kaneko faces (which look like shit outside of nocturne), but the redux is just a much better experience with the top tier voice acting and the new endings.
02f45a No.16665147
>>16665136
>>16665141
>Not wanting to hatefully force her to teach you her magic tricks
f12f6e No.16665152
>>16665144
There's not a single good thing about world and that's disappointing.
837300 No.16665154
>>16665064
was she stung by a bee?
75fd53 No.16665157
>>16665145
>but the redux is just a much better experience with the top tier voice acting and the new endings.
>SMT games
>Needing voice acting
>Actually saying the additions were positive in anyway
6fd5da No.16665164
>>16665152
The graphics are nice & the monsters are great looking. Gameplay…. well that's very very mixed. Lot more bad than good.
>>16665154
She is the bee. I think it's just Capcom's idea of what an americanized white woman looks like.
bf96ea No.16665167
>>16665164
I don't think so, the engine they used blooms the fuck out of everything. It's far too visually busy to look appealing.
6fd5da No.16665173
>>16665167
I agree it's overdesigned but it's still nice looking. Just not good for this game where you're trying to focus on certain things. Which is probably why they added the scout flies instead of just downsizing the detail.
2df744 No.16665175
Why hello there good sirs, would you mind if I hack your pack mule robot in order to talk to you about bulls and bears, jerk off to flags, and blame you for accidentally nuking some shitty canyon town while speaking in slow terses like Avellone was ramming the comma key with his erect microcock. Oh yeah, and none of your dialogue options are allowed to call me out for being a dumb nigger blaming a fucking mailman for his shanty village getting razed to the ground despite committing worse atrocities deliberately on the way here, and any dialogue options that are mean to me make you sound like a petulant child because I'm Avellone's favorite character.
93b28d No.16665179
>>16665164
They did this with RE2 Claire as well. At least modders have fixed her face as well as made a shitload of nude mods for all the female characters
b1eb83 No.16665186
>>16665144
It looks better when I can't see her face clearly, so there's that I guess.
8cc6b2 No.16665189
>>16665157
>quoting my post without saying anything
>implying I ever said SMT games needed voice acting
Most of the additions in Redux are positive and make it a better game.
Strange Journey is my favorite SMT game and even my favorite rpg, there's really no reason to play the original anymore.
460a72 No.16665190
>>16663125
>law is blond blue-eyed white woman
>chaos is hispanic mongrel
hmm
ae2728 No.16665197
>>16665179
I much prefer the original. I don't know why she's considered ugly.
10ef89 No.16665201
>>16665136
>hating best AA girl
Fucking pleb.
ae2728 No.16665208
>>16665204
cherrypicked shots prove what?
4c61b8 No.16665209
>>16663125
Didn't hate either of them. Jimenez was cool at first but then he started being an edgy cunt.
Given the nature of the mission and how everyone from his squad died because the Project guys sent them ill-prepared to deal with demons, it was understandable.It was his way to cope.
I just felt sorry for Zelenin. Similar to Jimenez, she saw her squad die to demons (don't remember if there were or not survivors), but contrary to him, she never managed to cope with it. She fell into a deep despair and could only put a strong face that fell apart as soon as Jewtema appeared. She needed a higher power but could not abide demons after witnessing how they tortured her squad so angels were the only thing she could turn to. Even so, she was reluctant to use even those kind of demons.
Jimenez's transformation was pretty dumb and forced but Zelenin felt like a character the protagonist failed to truly "save". The moment she transforms into the hymn-singing puppet felt like a bad end.
f12f6e No.16665215
>>16665164
Espectially for monhun, graphics have never been the selling point. Making it pretty, but overall worse, was a mistake. All this shit for The paid DLC Iceborne makes me glad there's still people playing XX.
And the handler is a whole other sort of awful. She feels purposefully obnoxious. Like the game decided she's the main character and my hunter, doing all the actual work, gets none of the credit. But I have to listen to her go "You can do it, Partner. WE can do it!" like she's not sitting in the cave stuffing he fat face while I fight this god-infant dragon. Also she maintains this constant "You're my partner, uwu" act when I literally met her on the boat. I didn't even agree we just happened to get shipwrecked in the same general area. That the save route happened to be in the same direction as where she was going is the worst reason to stick around that ticking time bomb of hitting the wall hard. She also hugs my god-damn catbro. I have to sit here getting catcucked by this pasty-faced symbol of gluttony and don't even get the chance to tell her to fuck off. The fact that, for the anniversary, she was dressed in a fursuit basically hammers home the true nature of the Handler: a big fucking annoyance that is better served burned or at least exiled for being such a ungodly degenerate.
And no, Capcom, making me buy the Guildmarm outfit to slap on this pig isn't going to make me like her more.
934dc9 No.16665220
>>16665208
That your a fagget lmao rekt
b1eb83 No.16665224
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>>16665204
>half of her cutscenes she looks like a white version of that mutt from Stranger Things
>cherrypicked
410a17 No.16665228
>>16665224
Season three of Stronger Thongs came out today btw.
ae2728 No.16665233
>>16665224
yeah cherrypicked. He went out of his way to find the most unflattering pic he could find of her.
ae2728 No.16665235
934dc9 No.16665237
>>16665233
I bet you can't find an unflattering shot like that in the chronicles games.
c3bbda No.16665238
>>16665136
She easily became a great girl in Spirit of Justice.
b1eb83 No.16665239
>>16665233
Even the fucking thumbnail makes her look awful, are you kidding me?
8cc6b2 No.16665255
>>16665209
Zelenin abandoned her humanity for no real reason in a situation that could have been easily solved by the mc and Jimenez, she just wanted the power that comes with being an angel but hides it all under a mask of moralism.
Mastema did manipulate her for his own aims but he didn't deceive her, she knew exactly what she was getting into.
ae2728 No.16665268
>>16665237
>>16665239
Looks perfectly fine unless you're a weebtard. You could find unflattering shots of Monica Bellucci, doesn't mean she isn't gorgeous.
410a17 No.16665294
>>16665190 Well yeah, because it makes sense. Chaos is all about causing violence. And men tend to be more violent than women. What's your point?
0528dd No.16665398
Easily this guy, despite having all sorts of conversation entry points into the thread on the topic he made himself he made he decides to just (1) and done. I bet the thread was a template too.
>>16665209
>>16665255
But really what, out of every video game character that ever existed would make someone hate Jimenez and Zelenin so much just from their basic appearance and first couple of lines. Only if you're playing redux maybe with jimenez' new smug cunt face. When he first appears he's rude to gore but he's hardly a prick, even when you go to shake his hand and he denies he says something along the lines of I don't like to get too buddy with other mercenaries when there's a good chance we could all be coming back in coffins or something along that line. Zelenin just says something like 'I'm a science officer on another ship, pleased to meet you', what's there to get pissed off about that?
>>16665215
>>16665064
This is easily a much worse character, interrupts you in the middle of a scene and flashes a face that made me balk, and I can watch those dilation videos in the LOL threads without even blinking.
c1c046 No.16665509
>>16663125
I played Borderlands 2. I don't think I need to say anything more.
852590 No.16665529
>>16665398
>and I can watch those dilation videos in the LOL threads without even blinking.
You're stronger man than I.
1d7c23 No.16665551
>>16665175
The Mormon guy in the other DLC was way fucking worse. You get stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere with a bunch of crazy savages. He has a map that can show you the way out but he refuses to help you and holds the map hostages. He wants to force you to massacre a another tribe to save his pussy pacifist tribe. Pacifism works, trust me! Now go use murder people while I threaten you!
836533 No.16666303
>>16665042
What a stupid fucking cunt.
93b28d No.16666644
>>16665509
What, you didn't like hearing Tiny Tina screeching the word badonkadonk in your ear over and over and over? You didn't like the LMAO SO HILARIOUS AND RANDUM XD calls from Handsome Jack? You didn't like <pop culture reference #1 through #69,000>?
55e5ba No.16666840
441165 No.16666973
You are now aware that there is a non-zero chance that by this time next year, Cait Sith will not belong in this thread.
f20a40 No.16666992
>>16666644
Didn't they do some incel references too? Probably GG as well.
441165 No.16667006
>>16666644
Handsome Jack was the only character in that game worth listening to, and it was because the VA hated the script so much that he ad-libbed most of his lines, cucking Burch out of even his own antagonist.
204d1e No.16667111
>>16663173
She had a very nice butt by 32-bit standards, though.
6edf37 No.16667132
>>16666644
Jack is actually funny though. Every other character is a cringelord.
782cb4 No.16667264
>>16666973
Caith Sith already redeems himself in the original.
c4d753 No.16667306
>>16665175
There are options to tell him to fuck off.
But he just tells you that you don't get to fuck off because you're a bad guy, and your character just goes along with it for whatever reason :^)
He talks shit about everyone and everything because he was originally supposed to be the Legion companion who makes you second guess the choices you make in the game, and I guess they just went with that for the DLC.
>>16665551
You're retarded and you're combining Joshua and David into one character. David is the pacifist faggot who just wants to bail out of the canyon because of "muh innocence of the tribe", Joshua is the bloodthirsty maniac who wants to massacre the White Legs and harden the two tribes he leads so they can hold their own land, and as revenge for New Canaan. If you choose Joshua and stop him from killing the White Legs leader at the end, he tempers his autism and realizes that there's more to life than gunning down cavemen with .45s.
>>16666644
I've been playing Borderlands 2 recently, and after about an hour I've had to dig through the files to find a way to turn off the voice acting in the game.
c4d753 No.16667312
>david
It's actually Daniel, close enough.
6729dd No.16667577
>>16663254
I wish to see more of this, please supply anon.
28d959 No.16667862
She could have stopped calling me farmboy any time and she'd be alive, but instead she continued calling me that and now she's dead.
20e038 No.16667883
Kratos route every time, just for the pleasure of gutting this annoying faggot like an animal.
01fd40 No.16667889
>>16665083
Friendly reminder they lost nearly a billion yen this last year.
3170e0 No.16667899
I hate this stupid bitch so much.
01fd40 No.16667900
>>16667899
The cast was so poorly written in that game they managed to make a drunk dwarf completely fucking boring. Bioware are masters of failure.
b1eb83 No.16667908
>>16667862
>Whisper
>not that annoying dyke with the Lennon shades
Atleast she fucked off after the Arena. You get to deal with bitch related for the entire game.
b1eb83 No.16667911
>>16667908
>pic didn't post
Fug. You probably know who I'm talking about anyway
81a0eb No.16667999
Whichever girl Atlus adds to their godawful remakes/re-releases. Persona 5 Royal's Kasumi will probably end up being shit too.
606754 No.16668020
>>16663125
wait a minute, that eye brow
8cc6b2 No.16668045
>>16667999
I didn't dislike Alex herself but her entire backstory and objectives makes no sense.
How does she manage to get the same time travel technology in futures where humanity is fucked? Why would killing the main crew somehow lead to a better future?
You think her AI partner would tell her how retarded her whole plan is.
b8af82 No.16668352
>>16667883
>hate the guy everyone hates in-universe for superficial reasons instead of coming to your own conclusions
>more than the biggest deadbeat dad in all of gaming
83ba13 No.16668465
>>16668352
It's worth it to kill that obnoxious little faggot. His back story doesn't make him any more bearable.
01fd40 No.16668550
>>16668465
Kratos also has a better moveset so even all writing aside it's worth it.
83ba13 No.16668601
Is there even a single likable character?
01fd40 No.16668614
>>16668601
The king from that foreign nation I can't be assed to look up the name of.
3bcd10 No.16668782
>>16668601
they all become likable by the end. Luke becomes pretty humbled but man does it leave a bad taste in your mouth when all the characters just leave him when he loses his use.
01fd40 No.16668787
>>16668782
The constantly snide dialogue like the game was written by a team of tvtropers trying their best to one up each other doesn't help either.
b203c8 No.16668789
>>16663125
I am astonished by how much my opinion of him changed as of BS2. I had liked hating him so much
f0fc86 No.16668818
>>16668787
>like the game was written by a team of tvtropers trying their best to one up each other
Well I bet there is a pretty large overlap between localizers and other forms of failed writing.
64d8f7 No.16668826
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Worst "friend" in the series.
9ead0b No.16668853
>>16665264
Its always a weird feeling that the free thinking Jew angel is one of Law's reasonable good guys.
29f82f No.16669040
>>16665190
White people are pussies.
News at 11.
b1eb83 No.16669054
>>16669040
>law
>pussy
Chaos scum detected
c982b1 No.16669337
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>>16669040
You will receive the punishment due to you eventually, chaosfag.
a94a6f No.16669347
>>16669040
>shitskins are basically animals that can't control themselves
Well you're not wrong.
28d959 No.16669385
>>16668601
Seriously, it feels like every single character is a horrible person or has some sort of hidden agenda. Tear might be the most straight forward of the crew, although she and Luke start of on the wrong foot. If you contrast it, the villian crew seem more in sync than the heroes.
a5f25a No.16669391
>>16665233
I've seen video of her. She looks fucking weird in ways that none of the other characters do.
6fccaa No.16669440
>>16663125
Rose. She was designed that way though so it's ok.
d289c4 No.16669454
>Implying Brenner wasn't in the wrong
c71de6 No.16669490
>>16669454
Not sure why you posted him?
a85d89 No.16669703
7a7432 No.16671059
I hate this cunt so much.
d75ebd No.16671076
>>16663125
>What game has characters that you just want to punch in the fucking face as soon as they appear?
aside from every single character in Punch Out or other boxing games
these are the first that came to mind
29fd4a No.16671078
>>16671076
>kikess
She’s Napalese isn’t she?
d75ebd No.16671085
>>16671078
i think she claims to be cucknadian but the nose doesn't lie
ecd0b5 No.16671111
>>16663134
>>16667999
I didn't didn't really care until I found out that she was Lucifer's daughter, now I'm just mad.
b8af82 No.16671144
>>16668465
>>16668550
This is the same game where a fun-sized onahole and a millionaire(who never uses his position to help you out, even fights half-assedly putting the whole party in danger) drag you through completely irrelevant personal issues for hours of the story.
The worst zelos ever does before the endgame is say he'd rather not talk while drowning in women. Not quite 'instigate a village sacking because you're bored' bad.
489121 No.16671165
>>16671144
Zelos is voiced by the gook that did Vash the Stampede in the japanese dub and kratos is voiced by the Kaiji announcer. Zelos sounds like a faggot pretending to be a faggot to fuck with people so that may warrant it.
01fd40 No.16671577
>>16671562
That part where she was forced into your party to kill those mutant cucumber monsters was unbearable.
ba9474 No.16671646
>>16671059
There is literally nothing wrong with setting an enemy army on fire with boiling oil and trying to shoot down your little sister so she burns to death too.
d4ffef No.16671651
>>16671646
I like her already.
5616ab No.16671886
>>16663125
>What game has characters that you just want to punch in the fucking face as soon as they appear? For me it's representatives of both Law and Chaos in SMT:SJ because fuck me, fuck both of those obnoxious cunts. Instead of thinking what side I'll join based on what character I like more after playing through neutral, I was wondering which one of them I hate more.
>pick Law
<Dumb bitch comes in and brainwashes everyone.
>pick Chaos
<Edgelord comes in and infects everyone with brain parasites.
>>16668045
Everyone is honestly pretty retarded in SMT. I understand the general chaosfag pandering but it is ridiculous. I seen how Jimenez fights and he nearly loss his entire party to a single Bifrons. Yet the general dialogue option to the resident chaofag is either pussyshit or dick sucking.
28d959 No.16671900
>>16671562
Seifer's used goods.
6127ac No.16671912
>>16671562
>He didn't post Gau
>He didn't post Yuffie
>He didn't post Quina
>He didn't post the entire Final Fantasy 13 cast
>He didn't post the whiny faggot from FFX
>He didn't post those little shits and the twink bard from Final Fantasy 4
5/10 post
f4c952 No.16671918
>>16669454
I feel bad for the Mayor, he actually did nothing wrong and tried his best to protect his people in the world in such a fucked state as it is in.
He should have gotten a better end than what he got, he may have been a dick but he was a good kind of dick if you know what I mean. Maybe seeing common ground with the protags or coming to a compromise and realizing the the protags were right all along.
if you know what I mean you'll know its not gay. no homo anyways
7fc110 No.16671929
>>16665136
Trucy's at least cute. This bitch just pissed me off. Easily the worst part of every game she was in. Her entire personality was just
>messes up and causes trouble
<haha lol Nick you shouldn't do that, you retard! look at how you messed up haha!
>>16665201
>best girl
<not young Ema Skye
38292a No.16671964
>>16671912
>hating on Gau
Nigger he is the most ripped child on earth. He took on a grown man and he can shoot laser beams out of his bare hands and cast magic spells and shit just because he lives in the wilderness. The Sabin, Cyan, and Gau portion of the world of balance was the best part and I won't hear otherwise. He's the epitome of manliness even when he's a boy. How can anyone else on the cast even compete?
>Quina
>Porom, Palom, and Edward
Now these are shit ass characters
c20137 No.16672006
>>16671964
I love FF9 and blue mage/enemy skill characters, imagine my disappointment when I got to Quina.
aefda3 No.16672130
>Brother actually trusts Mastema
>Knows full well what Mastema wants and what would happen
>Warn him that the law path is probably the worst one
>Does it anyway
>Wow anon, I never would have chosen the law route if I knew that was what he and Zelenin wanted!
Why is the law route the absolute shittiest option in every single SMT game?
But back to the topic at hand, every single Final Fantasy XIII character is awful, literally all of them.
657ace No.16672135
>>16671964
>he took on a grown man
Gau can solo most of the bosses in the game, if you grind your rages right. Of course, why learn anything except Stray Cat + Tyrannosaurus + Magic Urn?
21fe34 No.16672162
>>16672130
Law and Chaos route has always been shit in SMT games. Ever since SMT 1.
b5d4ce No.16672412
>>16671111
Apparently some demon falls in love with her in the extra dungeon as if she isn't bad enough. I remember reading that the writer responsible for the extra content is the same as Radiant Historia's one which explains everything.
a39cb0 No.16672590
>>16665551
Joshua Graham is a compelling, multi-dimensional character with a cool design and understandable motivations, backed up by a strong voice performance.
aefda3 No.16672603
>>16672590
The problem is that he's mixing Joshua up with that retard Daniel, who rightfully gets a bad ending no matter what you choose, even if you're stupid and evacuate Zion. Daniel isn't thinking ahead and is merely delaying the inevitable by having the tribes leave Zion and allowing the White Legs to take over.
fa26ef No.16672904
>>16672130
Who would be a good(well written?) character, in your opinion?
9ba7e2 No.16672909
>>16671165
>A faggot pretending to be a faggot.
83ba13 No.16672980
>>16671165
Johnny Yong Bosch was born to play Vash the Stampede, it was the perfect role for him. Unfortunately, it was also the only role he was good for.
01fd40 No.16673152
>>16672904
Just fucking kill yourself already you literal faggot. It's been almost 10 fucking years and you still desperately try to defend this horseshit game in the most backhanded and snide ways possible.
35bee9 No.16673375
>>16665179
Did the modder hit her jaw with a hammer?
01fd40 No.16673394
>>16673375
Well, he got the reality part of the Puerto Rican drug addict right at least.
3a1884 No.16673400
>>16665179
You do realize that she was 3d scanned, right? Photos are not reliable because they distort, that's why there's focal length.
01fd40 No.16673404
>he's still trying to defend this blatantly uglied model for western journo appeasement
098074 No.16673413
>>16673400
Why should we care? If it looks like shit, it's shit, regardless of whether or not it's accurate. If that's accurate they either need a better model or to stop basing shit on 3dpd entirely.
f0fc86 No.16673417
>>16673413
>or to stop basing shit on 3dpd entirely
This.
7a7432 No.16673594
>>16671929
>>16671941
>t. confirmed homosexuals
af568e No.16673665
>>16666644
People love Handsome Jack and I don't know why.
The only funny part about him is how his VA pissed off Anthony Burch by ignoring the written dialogue and improving his own, but the shit his VA came up with isn't any better than King Cuck's own writing.
>>16667006
>>16667132
>Handsome Jack was the only character in that game worth listening to
>Jack is actually funny though
NO HE FUCKING ISN'T
>DUDE BUTT STALLION LMAO
I know this is probably sacrilegious to say on /v/, but being an arrogant and smug asshole doesn't make you funny.
d3994d No.16673722
>>16673665
>being an arrogant and smug asshole doesn't make you funny.
I feel personally attacked
1bc7c2 No.16674299
>>16673152
and you still angrily talk about it despite without any real substance after 10 years. Sounds like you might need a new hobby.
01fd40 No.16674391
>>>/v/16674299
For context here this guy goes by the name AzureHorizon and is a goon who has been defending this game S'Arais style since it came out. I'm dead fucking serious.
2b524f No.16674670
>>16671929
t.phoenix
Go shout objection somewhere else homo
574b3f No.16674689
>>16665179
Everyone in the remake has weird brown skin like they're the hillbillies from RE7.
The RE engine was made purposefully for RE7 were all the characters were disgusting to look at compared to MT Frameworks.
58e03e No.16674793
>>16665083
But he posted the redux art you quad retard nigger, fucking kill yourself
fa26ef No.16675423
>>16674391
Unironically I just started posting on 8chan a month ago. I don't know who Azure is.
01fd40 No.16676574
>>16674781
It's honestly too bad 2 already killed all goodwill the series had because 3 was easily one of the worst designed and written games of all time and it didn't get nearly the flogging that it deserved. It borders on a fucking mobile game in many ways.
96b4fe No.16684304
>>16674781
Elaborate, please. I know nothing about Dragon age.
5d8623 No.16684370
>>16674781
>>16665179
>swollen faces
I guess they were attacked by bees and the damage was permanent.
b4021f No.16685023
>>16684370
must have been the same zombies from dead rising
3754c2 No.16685446
>>16673400
>Implying that's the reason
>Implying it's not something more stupid like someone giving the model a touch up because "youthful faces are rounder, right?"
I've seen that kind of shit happen before. An artist will try and change something to obtain a certain effect but just end up making it ugly instead.
3068b8 No.16685470
>>16684304
She's a "quirky" profanity-spewing thug who thinks she's Robin Hood.
81c395 No.16685510
>>16669454
Was looking for this post.
8db1cd No.16697336
There's so much fucking wrong with Persona 4 that you can choose pretty much any of the characters and they all would deserve a good punch in the face as soon as they show up. Marie probably takes the cake though since she was shoehorned in and she still somehow managed to become one of the worst girls in any jrpgs ever.She's proof that the current staff in Atlus no longer have brains but the same cancel cells that are responsible for making Motomu Toriyama and Tetsuya Nomura believe that Lighting is a great character and all next Final Fantasies should be about her and we all know how that turned out.
01fd40 No.16697407
>>16697336
Persona 3 doomed the company to write characters that are nothing but one note cliches with a tacked on tragic past or insecurity like they were written by some kind of tvtropes powered randomizer.
01fd40 No.16697409
Meant to include that they've essentially became the Bioware of Japan.
793cc5 No.16697519
>>16697336
So, what's her deal? Didn't get P4 Golden.
01fd40 No.16697535
>>16697519
She's a slapped on, borderline self insert type character that reads emo poetry and spouts the most cliche tsundere stereotype dialogue it almost feels like a joke that they forgot to make a punchline for. She also does that run on sentence for emphasis shit tumblr likes to do.
faa47d No.16697540
>>16669440
>rose more annoying than jack the ripper, lead singer for the #1 linkin park tribute band in liberia
faa47d No.16697551
>>16671076
>amita
holy fuck, I went out of my way to use the flamethrower on that fucking cunt
9dfa41 No.16697612
couldn't bring myself to keep playing because I had it up to here with this bitch
9dfa41 No.16697627
>>16665509
>found the game mildly amusing the first time through with a friend
>replay it on my own
>the horror sinks in that I can't skip any of the terrible jokes the game is trying to make, and there's nobody to distract me from them
9dfa41 No.16697639
>>16667899
The party in this game was fucking horrible, it was like babysitting the short bus. Everything you did would make one of the faggots cry at you. I can understand some of the moral choices but they would screech at you for accepting sidequests, visiting a part of the world they didn't want to go to, and all kinds of other bullshit. I'm told this is the one with the good party, so I fucking dread how terrible the other two must have been.
9dfa41 No.16697655
>>16671562
Honestly fuck everyone in that game
9dfa41 No.16697660
>>16671912
what's so bad about Gau?
852590 No.16697669
>>16685446
That model is just disgusting. The 3d scans aren't manipulated like her photos are.
26f4d3 No.16697745
Almost everyone in this game, but more specifically Hoshido all together and second pic related.
793cc5 No.16698056
>>16697535
I see…good thing I didn't pick up P4Gold.
bf13f9 No.16698077
>>16697751
>only ONE of the nu spartans.
9aef85 No.16698080
>>16698056
It's kinda double edged. On the one hand if you don't bother with her social link then she hardly matters and you still get the Joker social link. On the other they locked an additional, optional endgame dungeon with harsh traps behind her as well as the "golden ending" that she features prominently in.
As you may recall, the final boss of P4 was Izanami. Well Marie here is a part of Izanami and is the boss of that extra dungeon. She then helps you beat her other half during the normal endgame and resumes her duties as goddess listening to the wishes of humans. This is played cutely as a weather girl who changes the weather by request and confesses her love for Yu on live TV.
01fd40 No.16698363
>>16697639
The characters are worse in 2 and 3 but the main reason I suspect the first game was defended so much was because it came out during peak Bioware shilling and when "nerd TV" celebrities, or really celebrities in general, were still somewhat respected. For example in Bethesda waited until now to put Patrick Stuart in their next game people would see that as a bad thing, not a good one.
54581c No.16699571
For me, the only one that comes to mind right now is Rosh. Other than that, probably Sadie from RDR2. I don't get why so many soyboys think she's hot. She looks like she's in her 50s
>>16665175
Yeah this shit annoyed the fuck out of me. He has no actual discernible proof it's you who goes to that bumfuck town, you can't call him out of any of his hypocrisies and everyone acts like he's the best dude ever. All the dlcs are pretty much sucking his dick and he's one of the worst part of all the dlcs, at leas the shitty honest hearts dlc had graham who was interesting. Made all the more difficult to listen to because he's 10/10 tryhard when he talks. It's actually painful to listen to him.
>>16665551
That's not Graham, that's the chink, David. Graham is all righteousness. He outright wants war, and to slaughter all the white legs. He's also a fanatical zealot, naming his gun "A Light Shining in The Darkness", after the bible quote. Graham is the one loading and checking a good hundred .45 pistols on his desk when you first meet him, like he's prepping for his own personal one man war.
6771fe No.16700094
>>16668601
Guy and Luke are the two most likeable characters.
Remember that Luke is a brat because he is only been alive a few year and is by all means an actual child. And the party rips into him knowing this after he nukes a town because he trusted his father figure who fucking had a trigger phrase that made him do whatever he wanted.
Guy is the only character who immediately regrets shitting on Luke and sits outside the city he is in for days waiting for him. Guy is also the only fucking character who acknowledges that Luke is a child.
The real fucking kicker is after giving Luke shit for his thing, the cast just instantly forgives Anise for constantly spying on them thus almost getting them killed several times and killing Ion. Ion by the way, who saw Van control Luke and says nothing.
be2e80 No.16700214
Considering how shit all the characters in the series are, it's amazing just how much worst she is than everyone else.
b1eb83 No.16700223
>>16700214
Now I know her appearance unnerves me more than it did when the game first came out. She looks like a blond Desmond is Am-Aids-zing
f332ee No.16700231
>>16699571
Reminder that the voice actor for Rosh Penin was in a feature length Disney film with Pauly Shore.
He was also Carth's pussy of a son
d65977 No.16700263
>>16700214
it doesnt help that the voice actress got her job only due to nepotism/cronyism.
fuck borderlands and fuck the liberal degenerates at gearbox
d65977 No.16700271
>>16672130
>Snow
generic "I'm gonna protect you!" bishonen. no personality.
>Lightning
generic edgy MC with waifu otakubait
>her sister whose name I forgot
goes to show how forgetable and lack of personality this other otaku fapbait is
>Black dude
perhaps the least offender because at least he serves as comedic relief. even then, his character is bland and his personality boils down to "funny black guy"
>Hope
shit character. generic shota kohai.
>Lesbian girl with spear whose name i forgot
shit character that serves little to no purpose in the story. No personality.
>Vanilla
another fap bait with a generic bubbly airhead care-free personality archetype. No unique qualities, no actual human character. Just a walking trope like the rest of the cast
you're right anon. this game is shit, just like every single FF after Sakaguchi left.
9aef85 No.16700277
>>16700271
When I first played I actually felt bad for Snow since he's too stupid to realize his character was written into the wrong genre.
d65977 No.16700280
>>16671912
.>Hating on Gau
you have shit tastes. Gau is a fucking badass manly child.
>Yuffie
eh, not the worst
>Quina
not the worst nor an offender
>Lightning games
yes they're shit.
>whiny faggot from FFX
who? what npc?
>porom and palom
yes, shit characters that server little to no purpose
The bard at least sacrificed himself to save the party in his arc so he's definitely not the worst of the game.
the ninja that suddenly appears at the end of 4 is definitely a weak character story wise, given he was shoehorned just to have a ninja job class in the game. The monk guy was definitely more badass
good thing that the DS remake of the game lets you have the whole party until the very end
a6953a No.16700511
>>16700231
I used to watch Weekenders as a kid.
8db1cd No.16700843
>>16700271
Yeah FF without Sakaguchi is just shit. You know that it was all him since Lost Odyssey is fucking amazing, best rpg of Xbox 360. It's similar to what happened with suikoden after Yoshitaka Murayama left Konami ( he created suikoden and worked on suikoden 2 as well). Suikoden 3 and 4 were terrible and only 5 somehow was good so they needed time to either find someone with the brains to replace Yoshitaka or they asked for his help unofficially. Not that in Suikoden's case that means much since you know…Konami.
01fd40 No.16700856
>>16700843
It's too bad about pretty much everything else Mystwalker made though. Blue Dragon was close to being good but then literally every character had to keep opening their mouth.
d6a728 No.16701804
Sera from Cisquisition, considering the 'game' was packed with assholes and the TRANSFAG COMMUNITY she managed to stand head and shoulders above them for being immediately unforgivably annoying and repellent to the point where I shut her down and dismissed her as soon as I could. Trash fire with shit on top.
b1eb83 No.16701847
It's amazing what DLC can do to ruin a character. Only reason I kept playing the shitty game and she becomes the stupidest thing in it.
225b3b No.16701856
>>16701804
Would have been fixable if she didn't have the disgusting pig grease covering her skin and the mc being able to rape and pimp her out as the camp whore.
d6a728 No.16701865
>>16672130
I've tried playing this shit twice and am just so bored by it I'm not gonna try again, they're nothings, you can describe each of their 'personalities' with a single word, none of them stand out, even the fapbait girl is just a ball of fluff. I know most FF stories are loopy bullshit but this one was just fucking turgid with it. I think this series died with X for me.
f0fc86 No.16701866
>>16701804
Why would you even play that game in the first place though?
d6a728 No.16701870
>>16701866
Gotta get knee deep in the cancer to know the stink of it.
fd545c No.16701875
Brynjolf is poorly implemented, generic garbage (though so are most of Bethesda's characters). Before Preston Garvey was interrupting the player at every opportunity in an immersion-breaking and asinine way, Bryn was there.
Legion is a cookie-cutter "but they aren't all meanies" character, something we'd expect from BioWare. Instead of allowing the Geth to be a race of mysterious machines, they now have emotions and—gee whizz—they're not so different after all! Fuck these faggot writers who can't just allow mysteries to remain mysteries and instead have to make every story element safe and approachable. Fucking bubble-wrapped dickheads.
Veronica is a classic /v/-punching bag for obvious reasons. She's hardly a character; more a quirky alter ego of the voice actor—"Girls can fight too! Also gay! Isn't that COOOOL?!". Safe, clean and predictable—a.k.a.: bullshit.
d6a728 No.16701876
d6a728 No.16701905
>>16701856
That fucking voice though, she's such gutter trash AND is like that bod we all know who is painfully unfunny but thinks they're hilarious. I suppose if you bag her head and tie her to a post for passing unfussy traders to use as a toilet, leave a change dish by her feet for collecting gibs.
9dfa41 No.16702042
>>16700214
I honestly wanted her to be playable in 3 so that I could play as someone else and not talk to her
9dfa41 No.16702047
>>16700271
I didn't much care for the game but I need to point out that "Vanilla" is hiding her true nature from you
b1eb83 No.16702062
>>16701875
>brynjolf
I almost thought you were talking about Garrett's VA character until I noticed the hair. Who's bright idea was it to make a Thieves' Guild have a uniform?
>legion
I liked the overall plot point of Quarians getting ousted by the Geth because they obtained intelligence, especially when I found out they're supposed to be a Jewish analogue rather than gypsies like I thought in 1. Legion was still too dull because he hardly did anything, by the time you got him the game was nearly over.
>Veronica
In every playthrough where I have to kill the Brotherhood I make sure to leave her until after just to see the look on her face.
5ba0cf No.16702071
>>16671964
>still remind the tune from the Weld or whatever was the spelling of the area he is found.
5ba0cf No.16702075
>>16701804
why is this knife ear not sucking on something?
what the hell is going on?
>>16701856
>pimping your sluts
CUCK
574b3f No.16702092
>>16665179
I fucking hate the RE engine for everything past RE7. The engine was designed around looking disgusting which fits the human enemies in RE7 but then in RE2 all the characters have this weird gross brown skin that make them all look like a bunch of Mexicans.
01fd40 No.16702134
>>16701865
The worst part of the game isn't even how bland it is. It's how ever cutscene is directed as though the people who made this crap genuinely think it's genius. For fucks sake there's like 3 dramatic pauses or applause in every single cutscene it's fucking sick. It feels less like a 30 hour long movie and more like a 30 hour long trailer for a movie that is never coming out.
029319 No.16702162
Just about every companion in the Pathfinder game except the effeminate priest. It was even worse because you have the option of generating custom characters (for exorbitant amounts of money even though it was free in every predecessor D&D CRPG) and until recently, you were forced to use the prewritten companions as advisors for your kingdom. And even after they patched it you still get a massive penalty to skill checks if you use custom chars as advisors. Fucking pretentious writers. Just shut the fuck up and improve on the genre instead of wanking over your own fiction.
029319 No.16702168
>>16701870
I know the feeling anon. That feeling of morbid fascination, like turning back to watch God destroy Sodom and Gommorah.
029319 No.16702174
>>16702062
>>16701875
I liked Legion for exactly two reasons: he has arguably the coolest loyalty mission and he cranks out mad shitposts on organics.
01fd40 No.16702178
>>16702162
Is that game still borderline nonfunctioning crap or is it playable yet?
029319 No.16702181
>>16702178
They recently put out the last major patch and it is definitely playable, but the character writing is still shit. It's an enjoyable enough game if you ignore most of the companions.
9aef85 No.16702310
>>16701865
The "loopy bullshit" in 13 isn't even that loopy. FF13 follows the same script of anti-establishment up to killing literally god with virtually no new or interesting shit to mix it up. The one thing they had going for it this time was the L'cie (brand mark tattoos) thing and they failed to deliver on that in any meaningful way. It just ended up being the "reluctant to cross the threshold" portion of the Hero's Journey for 20 straight hours. The only thing anyone learns in that time is to be less of a cunt, their camaraderie at the end feels fake, and they never arrive at a satisfying conclusion.
d6a728 No.16702326
>>16702134
Yeah now you mention it, on top of the one dimensional characters and their weak, sickly intros, the forced DRAMA dripping off every other sentence is all at once surreal and nauseating. It's not helped that you're thrown in the deep end of their chatter which is mostly barely intelligible nonsense about varieties of alien pricks and their AIDS cannons.
I want to poke Snow in the eye with a fork.
d6a728 No.16702336
>>16702310
Glad I stopped when I did then, it didn't bode well from the off.
01fd40 No.16702350
>>16702310
The worst part about the liche tattoo thing is the fact a plot device like that would actually be a pretty neat way to add some urgency to an open ended game but it was wasted on what ended up being quite possibly the single most linear game ever made. Think about the whole "ambiguous time limit that goes away after doing something you have to figure out yourself what it is" if it actually had any kind of impact on the game itself.
9aef85 No.16702380
>>16702134
>>16702326
The most egregious example that stuck with me. Was the dramatic tension and "cliffhanger" of Szazh (nigger) putting a gun to his head and "killing himself."
Who on earth believed that for a second? It would take an especially stupid 5-year-old to fall for that. Why did the writer and his editor think this was acceptable?
>>16702336
I tried playing it when it came out and it didn't stick with me despite just being a dumb highschooler. I gave it a go again in the past couple years and finished out of spite. The gameplay does open up when you're dozens of hours in, but it still has some annoying little problems and is only mildly satisfying.
I never finished it, but 13-2 gives you more options up front and fixes some of the problems I had with the combat system. In the short time I played I didn't find the writing offensive. I really do need to finish it, but I consider it a passable entry whose best contribution to the series being a rock and roll chocobo theme and this slut. Of course, this game also came about by allegedly cannibalizing an in development Chrono game.
The same is said about 13-3 and Valkyrie Profile.
>>16702350
You're right. I was thinking more so of the narrative direction of people having their fate forced upon them and how they deal with it. Which is a main theme of the game, but it's done so poorly that I consider it a wasted opportunity.
What you're describing is a far, far worse transgression than my example to be sure. It would be a 10/10 RPG to be given full reign to explore and talk with people and undertake quests for the sake of piecing together what you're supposed to do. In addition to all other problems with the game this would fix it would also solve the criticism of too much of the world building being in archives that you have to stop playing to read if you want to understand all the context.
01fd40 No.16702399
>>16702380
The funniest part about the Sazh cutscene is the gun isn't even pointed at his head. It's like 4 inches up into his afro.
a39cb0 No.16702402
>>16700231
I've always had a fondness for Igear, the merchant voiced by Jason Marsden in his impression of Peter Lorre.
Bioware tried to make him hateable but he's only evil because he doesn't want to share his profits with the other villagers.
e4aade No.16702744
6a1a54 No.16703085
>>16700094
I think Ion tried to say something. It has been awhile. Ion was also only a couple of years old, and he was an incredibly passive person. You also forgot the best thing about them ripping Luke apart; they later rip into him for having zero self confidence. The entire plot was incredibly fucked up with a good portion of the cast, such as Jade, getting out of having comeuppance for their bullshit.
>>16702350
Very few game devs would have the guts to do that. Hell, in half the games where they have an urgent premise, the game still allows or encourages you to fuck about defeating the purpose of the urgent premise and making the entire thing feel like a farce.
584712 No.16703131
>>16700231
Wasn't he kovu in Lion King 2 as well? I didn't realise he voiced haku though or boone.
d65977 No.16704020
i didin't hate zelenin, I just pitied her
didn't jimenez help you out in the neutral ending to leave the Schwartzvelt while he stayed behind?
Either way neither of those is the most hated character, the most hated is the Marie of Strange Journey the new fapbait character that was added just to attract otakus, and in the original game, the most hated character is by far Mastema who is the kike in the shadows controlling the strings
d65977 No.16704026
>>16700856
Pretty sure there's a fan project to change the dialogue/remove the padding on dialogue/ trim the needless voice acting or change the VAs in combat.
18d5a6 No.16705039
Dr Vahlen from X-Com
I can't help but find her slimy. She constantly has this kind of passive-aggressive tone as she pretends to actually care for the chain of command while she's more than willing to piss you off in the middle of a mission where you decide to go the safe "let God sort'em out" route in order to prevent a soldier or civilian's death. She just passes me off so much.
Someone make a mod in which she'd wear a "be kind to our invaders" t-shirt and mumbles "I hate those filthy humans" and the like during cutscenes. Special points if you can make a Vahlen alien model.
bd6ffc No.16705046
>>16705039
She is a villain in 2 I think.
18d5a6 No.16705065
>>16705046
I've only played X-Com Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within, so I looked it up and you're right; the wiki says she's responsible for the alien uprising in X-Com 2. Damn I hate this bitch. And I feel vindicated.
aa2f9c No.16705069
>>16705039
>woman scientist
Doesn't sounds fishy at all.
3edd0f No.16705089
>>16705039
Anon youre missing the point of her character so fucking much.
She doesnt want to be friendly to the aliens at all, shes a crazy german scientist that wants to cut them open or capture them alive to perform experiments on them.
>>16705046
>>16705065
Shes not the villain, she was working in a hidden base on the sneks and fucked up creating a new strain.
b9c0c0 No.16705112
>>16705039
Actually she sees the aliens as nothing more than tests subjects for her to experiment, she doesnt give a flying shit about killing, torturing or experimenting on live specimens even before she learns the invaders are mindless or slaves forces by superior beings. No morals, no ethics, only experiments and science
080b98 No.16705292
>>16705089
>she was working in a hidden base on the sneks and fucked up creating a new strain
>oops! I accidently spend billions on creating human-alien hybrid, silly me! Well, time for payed maternity leave!
f0fc86 No.16705315
>>16705089
So she made the sneks? She should have made catgirls instead.
3edd0f No.16705317
>>16705292
You dont actually want to talk about videogames, dont you?
85a893 No.16705327
>>16705292
> payed
You should have payed better attention in school.
18d5a6 No.16705453
>>16705089
>Anon youre missing the point of her character so fucking much.
I'm not. I get what's she into but her inability realize (as she's telling me how to do my job) she's sitting in a fucking cozy lab while the members of your squad are hunkering down behind a tree stump as to not end like a pile of goo is what makes her a truly hateable character. She doesn't care if the whole squad goes KIA as long as someone can bring her an alien liver to dissect.
Even Shen who can be up his own ass doesn't push my buttons like she does.
0b5c5a No.16705492
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>>16702174
>shitposts on organics
Careful, or you'll turn this into a likable character's thread.
3edd0f No.16705497
>>16705453
If you blow all the greys up, then theres nothing left for research, if you dont research stuff, you cant advance up the tech tree, if you dont advance, you lose, she has all the reason in the world to tell you to man up and bring back aliums in one piece.
75ba64 No.16705504
>most hateable characters
(You)
just kidding the most hateable character is the source engine itself, actually
18d5a6 No.16705522
>>16705497
I take what I said back, you're more annoying and hateable than Vahlen. You are the tutorial text popping up till the end of the game that says "press R to reload", you are the red dot that show up on the screen to show you where to go, you are the NPC that keeps on repeating "here! this way!" while you're searching the area for ammo and secrets. You are the guy that explains that "she has reason to repeat the same shit over and over again regardless of context" after being told that this is what makes her hateable.
f0fc86 No.16705567
>>16705522
Someone's triggered.
18d5a6 No.16705585
>>16705567
No I'm not. Pic unrelated.
456956 No.16705678
029319 No.16706742
>>16705039
There are a number of things that annoy me about the new X-COM games, but I do enjoy the way that your staff constantly grates on each others nerves and snidely remark about how wrong the others are. It wouldn't be a perfectly harmonious environment because everyone is a leading expert at the cutting edge of their field. Not all of them have military discipline but all of them have egos and ideas about defeating the aliens which may diverge even when everyone has ultimately the same goal.
ce81c0 No.16707828
>>16705069
I’ve met women scientists before and they exist in greater numbers than you would think
that said the game captures their personality perfectly through that bitch doctor
f3cd98 No.16710433
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>>16701847
Soon, people will remember her more from the ridiculous amount of porn she featured, rather than the game itself.
