d07e55 No.16619301
>playing Blinx The Time Sweeper X: Clocking Out
>absolutely blowing my mind, holy hell this is the PINNACLE of platform gaming
>beat it, immediately craving more
>get on computer and look for retro ROMs
>find a ROM of Cortez Sci N. Tist
>decide to give it a try
>it plays like absolute dogshit
>wonder how Nintendies could even tolerate it back then
>they didn't, after reading reviews
>wonder how the hell it became so successful
>get another emulator and download the latest game, Cortez Double Delusion
>it's actually amazing and fully fleshed out
>mfw I have no face when I realize how far vidya has come
God, why are video games so great these days after such a rocky start? I should get my wife and kids to play some of the modern stuff with me after I get home from work.
aab0d4 No.16619303
WHEN THE FUCK IS ATARI RELEASING RCT WORLD 2?!! FUCKING GODDAMN LAZY SHITS
0dce11 No.16619306
>>16619303
oh thanks for reminding me madness combat 11 came out.
d07e55 No.16619310
>>16619303
>>16619306
>MCfags
It's a shitty Thing Thing ripoff, and anyone whose opinion is worth respecting knows this.
d07e55 No.16619314
>>16619311
Thanks anon, have a [Me] in return.
I know this is a Bizarro /v/ but you're pushing it with wojakshit
a5d82f No.16619322
I fucking love EA, they don't spam sports games every year like Nintendo does.
fe473f No.16619358
His Satan I remember the last time a Normal Thread was made here on CuckChan in the last 7 months.
ab8e65 No.16619380
there is no point to bizarro /v/ threads anymore since cuckchan is just that
>>16619303
Didn't you see Microsoft's E3? it's going to come out a few months after the AoE 4 guerilla warfare expansion.
5c4fd7 No.16619386
>>16619380
Microsoft, who cares? They are almost bankrupt now that Linux has become the leading system on the desktop.
000000 No.16619398
>goes mountain climbing in Skyrim
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aca912 No.16619421
Remember climbing that mountain in Fallout exactly like Todd said we could? That man always tells me truth- and he's so tall!
7d5f9f No.16619426
>>16619310
how is madness combat a thing-thing ripoff?
e68e05 No.16619431
You guys ever heard of this small unknown company called Nintendo? They died out in the early 80s after releasing a crappy game called Donkey Kong.
ab8e65 No.16619433
>>16619431
>he doesn't know about the dark ones
e68e05 No.16619436
>>16619433
I know who Mario is, he was in that aforementioned game, but what is that animal thing?
dc02fc No.16619445
Our glorious president Jeb just signed an order to ban the internet hate machine known as tumblr, we did it /v/!
20e1d8 No.16619473
>>16619436
That's Saw Nick, he spins around like a saw blade.
053c25 No.16619497
>>16619445
tumblr is a lead sarcophagus for raw toxic waste, the tumblr porn purge was a leak in that sarcophagus, banning the entire site will spill that toxic waste irrecoverably all over the net in a tsunami of day-glow green shitposting and hugboxing.
Fuck you, Jeb.
fe6f54 No.16619511
That artifact $1 million tournament was pretty tasty. It's really is the next big thing in e-sports.
300e2b No.16619545
HOLY SHIT BROS WE DID IT THE FBIZZAROI JUST CONFIRMED THEY SENT OUT A INVESTIGATION REPORT ASKING FOR ALL OF RESETERA'S IPS AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SOLICITING THAT ARA FOR SEX. WE DID IT REDDIT!
cd55cf No.16619551
Maybe in bizarro world humans will get a better hobby than reading children's picture books
0b4025 No.16619568
>>16619301
Can we just take a minute and reflect on how great Banjo-Threeie was? Nintendo purchasing Rare was the best thing to happen to Banjo, Conker, and Perfect Dark. I think I'm going to replay Diddy Kong Racing 5: Jungle Jetstream this weekend just for the hell of it.
8d1661 No.16619578
Hey guys, does anyone here want to squad up and play some games in Fortnite later? The new update is pretty epic! ::laughing::
652aee No.16619645
>>16619578
DUDE I JUST SMOKED THE FATTEST BOWL EVER AND GOT AN EPIC VICTORY ROYALE
I THINK WEED HELPS MY GAYMER SKILLS BRAHS
f90481 No.16619648
>>16619622
>yikes
Go back to bizarro /v/
>>>/cuckchan/
c033a0 No.16619661
>>16619545
Reminder that /v/ has always wanted to fuck aras. You're not any different from them. You fucking araphiles should be arrested as well.
f8cb5d No.16619668
>>16619301
Thanks for the good laughs OP. You have a life worth living. Don't kill yourself. Your girlfriend will appreciate it.
7a2b6d No.16619672
>>16619386
It's a pity though, since their latest
Windows releases have been so good and they really respect the customer.
Did you see they finally gave battletoads and commander keen the revival they deserved.
13d390 No.16619696
Man.
I don't know about you guys.
But I for one am really enjoying Mirrors Edge 3: Leap of Faith.
Them having Faith break her leg and getting it replaced with cybernetics was such a brave and bold move, really shows the symbolism of women and their struggles in the world.
13d390 No.16619698
>>16619696
man that would actually be really cool. Fuck. Now I'm sad.
e43b38 No.16619762
I actually prefer Asuka over Rei.
7e1c6b No.16619765
I love metroid, he kicks ass and doesnt afraid of anything. Currently playing it on my dreamcast 3, the best selling console of all time. Because nintendo went third party, if you remember. Haha sony never stood a chance with their playstation nigra 2, and now theyre out of business. Hahaha microsoft merged with apple in order to compete with sega.
4e0692 No.16619772
>Based aryan Mark deleted the pony
C'mon bro you can't do that, this is a safespace
4c2850 No.16619820
I can't believe the madmen actually finished Anon's Bizarre Adventure!
9275c2 No.16619829
>Playing Team Fortress 3
>"XxFluttershyxX69 has joined the server"
>Oh no
>Easily climbs to the top of the scoreboard
>Starts calling us all niggers and faggots
>No mute button
>The admin doesn't do anything because he's taking a hands off approach to handling the server
Why doesn't Steam have some way of dealing with this kind of people?
626f7f No.16619838
Today I fucked my girlfriend /v/!
2a8afa No.16619865
Remember to join the official /v/ discord! #transrights
4567a0 No.16619877
Anyone got tips for switching over to GNU/Windows?
I'm tired of all the NSA spyware shit and forced update cancer of AmigaOS 9.X, now that GLnext is finally looking to be a proper alternative to Glide and hardware compat with Windows is getting sorted out it seems to be worth trying at least.
Is the memory controller issue with RDDR4-1488 on select motherboards still a thing?
652aee No.16619882
>>16619865
How many /v/irgins became girls between portal 2 and 3? How long did it take you to realise 'the cake is a lie' was a reference to realising you're trans and how many of you did it pinkpill?
8058b9 No.16620250
>valve announces episode 1415926535 for half life 3
>3.1415926535
””HOLY SHIT””
5fe46f No.16620323
When is Interplay finally going to die? The Descent reboot was fucking filled with micro-transactions, Call of Duty has been shit ever since they absorbed Activision, and now they're trying to acquire FASA interactive and the rights to Mechwarrior.
MAKE IT STOP
e34b87 No.16620368
I'm really fucking tired of these SJW and their loli agenda forcing degeneracy in every game now.
I mean just look at the new Mass Effect leaks from E3
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d5b073 No.16620399
>>16620389
”gee, I hate anime, Japan, pornography (particularly of the drawn or animated variety) and anyone who enjoys the above.” “That being said I think this 8chan place is the perfect site for me.”
Spoilered so as to not break rp.
3433bb No.16620424
>>16619511
>Artifact ever dethroning Battleborn and Lawbreakers in the e-sports scene.
AYY LMAO
5c4fd7 No.16620513
>>16620368
>complaining about lolis
Stupid moralfags, still salty after the Supreme Court declared age of consent laws unconstitutional.
05c178 No.16620583
>>16620475
Fitting right in with all the other trash that has been festering on this board for years now.
b16c3a No.16620593
>>16619301
I LOOOOOOOVE REDDIT
70c213 No.16620603
>>16620368
The UN just threathened Japan with sanctions for violating free expression rights if they don't stop censoring loli, so the Nippon BioWaru degenerates are doing their little victory dance by turning every character into a loli.
0a541a No.16620622
>>16619386
>id like to interject for a moment what are you reffering to as GNU/Linux in in matter of a fact just Linux…
891fe5 No.16620640
>>16620368
> literally all whites
For fuck's SAKE I am tired of BioWare pushing non-blacks into every game they can.
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32e583 No.16622721
Hey fellow goons, what are some games to play at my local antifa chapter? We've already the classics.
>>16619877
>AmigaOS 9.X
>not switching over to glorious Apple macOS Flamingo or IBM O/S 7
4ecfd1 No.16622747
>>16620583
(Not trash. You have to look harder to find the jewels.)
Man, videogames are more and more funny! They improve year after year, it's amazing!
7eed10 No.16622936
Can we remember all of the games the PS3 had and Pandemic's recent Destroy All Humans games that take place in the 80s and the 90s?
4567a0 No.16623700
>>16622721
>OS/7
>implying the average anon can afford an IA-64 desktop in PY+4
At least Haiku seems to be making strides on the mobile scene, recent versions of Symbian have gotten excessively christian ever since Nokia bought out ARM back in 2012.
81b3f6 No.16623793
You guys hear about how fucking will wright (that guy who tried to make that game where you are just a fucking "sim") finally got someone to bankroll him to make a "sims 2"? I mean, it's been 20 years, and nobody bought the first one.
Exactly zero games have ever sold in the history of video games based on nostalgia. Does he honestly believe people will want to play as sims now?
Also, I lost that webm of that hobo getting raped to death by that donkey, anyone got it? Apparently that hobos name was Hines or some shit, used to work at Bethesda before they were bought by black isle.
>Tfw baldurs gate 9 comes out next week and my paycheck is late
81b3f6 No.16623801
>>16619445
I love his weekly guac posts on Gab, I never thought about how guacamole really goes with everything
81b3f6 No.16623807
>>16619762
I respect your choice in waifu, and concede that they have quite a few good qualities.
8be060 No.16623815
Getting a bit sick of all those point&click adventures, to be honest. How can this be the dominant genre for this goddamn long?
1384c5 No.16623917
I've been nostalgic for some BR shooters. Like they defined online games for so long, hell some even had free online play on the PC. Sure they were kinda clunky there with the 8 directional controls and keyboard aiming but they were still good. I still got nostalgic for epic drops sometimes, better than all the gear just being given to you when you start.
I mean seriously, how is starting with a rifle and pistol fair?
31c5b4 No.16624192
Can't believe Nintendo is doing another port of Mother 3, every hardware of theirs since the GBA has gotten a port, do the same people keep rebuying it?
Yet, the Switch doesn't get ports of more recent 3rd party offerings like Skyrim.
32e583 No.16624867
>>16623793
Will made Sims 2 thanks to how huge his open-ended universe building game Spore was. EA actually let him make the game of his dreams and it paid off.
>>16623815
Because FPS games like Doom and Quake tanked at retail. Not even the concept of multiplayer FPS games could get people to buy them, so adventure games flourished instead.
>>16624192
Nintendo's been on a financial downward spiral thanks the Switch. They clearly had no idea how to follow up on the success of the Wii U.
4cde48 No.16624964
>TFW the new Godzilla RPG has been confirmed for PC
>Fully realistic destruction physics
>Playable map includes 30 major cities worldwide, and as many kaijus
>Main campaign with only the big G as playable, but features full character progression based on the kaijus he defeated, includes stats but mostly new moves
>Battle mode with all kaijus playable
>Unlockable survival mode where you can choose to be a human and try to survive as long as you can while your previous kaiju fight replays
d8ae81 No.16625114
That new Mischief Makers Arena looks kinda ok. Arena PVP shake shake with robot dress up seems like it could be fun with friends.
2272b1 No.16625186
Banjo is such a tired fucking franchise, they should have stopped at the sixth one.
713171 No.16625355
>>16619301
wasnt " bizarro /v/ >>>/cuckchan/ tier shit?
7afc5a No.16625371
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87f92c No.16625380
>>16625376
bro i mourn the holocaust every day
very tragic event killed millions of innocent jews
d264d0 No.16625404
Hey guys I'm from the /agdg/ thread and after several months of continuous work and no procrastinating I finally finished my game!
32e583 No.16625420
>>16625404
Awesome :) have you tried to release it on Steam? i suggest PLEASE REGISTER FOR AN 8CHAN PLATINUM PASS TO VIEW THE REST OF THIS POST
457598 No.16625517
Man, I have to give Mark's mom another visit. She is so fucking cool, such a nice lady and cooks a mean matzoh ball, I hope she lives a long, fulfilling life, she honestly deserves it.
You can tell by her uplifting, loving, energetic ethic that she was proud to raise a strong, functional, virile, successful son. Mark may not be our BO, but I sure wish he was, he's one of the most competent, down to earth dudes you'll ever meet; his girlfriend and son seem to think so too, little guy is looking just like him, not to mention how stupidly successful his dad's business is, motherfucker has got bills up the Wazoo.
I heard Mark's brother is going usurp him and is currently going through corporate training, learning the ropes to take over for his old man.
There may be a lot of family men, but there's just one family Mann! His family is the envy of everyone. We're proud of you, Mark!
PFFFFFFTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!
5c4fd7 No.16625636
>>16625388
We still 4chan, but now twice as good!
Need sauce for that first pic.
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ae48b3 No.16654133
>>16619310
>doesn't know the history of the original flash animations
e673d5 No.16654142
>>16652679
This is a bizarro thread
69f62d No.16654171
>>16619829
Things have change since Gabe died on the last E3.
34c363 No.16654237
>>16652679
I love African Americans.
666b64 No.16654271
I love this board, everyone is so civil and has distinguished taste. Barely and normalfaggots and Redditors here either because our bases BO keeps them away!
6a496d No.16654351
My husband and I had an amazing time in the anual /v/ pride parade, cant wait to show everyone on the sinagogue!
d72140 No.16655902
Half-Life 3 was a mistake.
5ceaad No.16656095
>>16624964
I know this is supposed to be bizzaro n all but holy shit I'd fucking love this more than you could possibly imagine.
9cb82f No.16656183
>>16654351
Which part of "Bizarro" do you not understand??
386452 No.16663240
>>16620368
>>16620389
>posting this absolute degeneracy
skinfags get the rope uwu
a8a3f7 No.16663250
>>16654171
sad his fatty arteries got the best of him. i hope volvo still releases csgo2 and portal 3 next year. half life 3 was dissapointing
b7437b No.16663353
I'm so glad we actively ban faggots posting gay shit and don't "ironically" post shit like traps and futa while those people try and claim they're totally not closet faggots.
I'm also glad we ban furries and don't let them shit up every thread where the games have animals in them
b82701 No.16663434
Woah the RTS genre is as strong as ever !
bbca48 No.16663551
>>16619426
Because he said so.
Also, it might be because he's a cocksucking faggot of an OP.
8bd458 No.16663900
Pokemon Sword and Shield look great. Game Freak really outdid themselves with this one.
5c04cf No.16663921
>>16663900
Minus the draw distance that looks like a fucking N64 game.
e566c6 No.16664479
>>16663921
>n64
I think you're confusing it with the Playstation.
Kind of a shame Atari fagged it up after the success of the Jaguar CD, the Lion had a great library but it couldn't do shit against the Dreamcast and its DVD drive.
4ccb24 No.16664528
>>16664479
>>16663921
You forget what PS/N64 games actually looked like.
SwoSh could comfortably be a ps2 title.
32e583 No.16666865
>>16664479
Atari didn't stand a chance against the Panasonic M2 and Sega Saturn, which dominated that gen.