/v/ - Video Games

>>16491405

SJW fanbases of games who would defend even the shittiest games as long as there's a narrative in the game that aligns with their point of view. These are also the same people who think everything has to be political, even if it's a fucking bing bing wahoo game.

People who defend shitty practices belong in a fucking gulag.

Certain fanbases that seem less interested in ever highlighting what makes a series as a whole good, but instead bitching about how their entry is not only the best one, but the only good one, and all the other ones are bad for whatever reason. Dark Souls and Smash Bros are two that come to mind, and especially with Soulsfags, if you ever try to ask what makes the series good in the first place, you'll only get autistic screeching.

People who want the game to change to suit them instead of getting good at the game.

>good people put in effort and unlock thing in game

>then proceed to use said thing because they earned it

>bad players want said thing nerfed instead of getting good and earning it themselves

>"but I'm a dad of 6 children and play the game for only 20 minutes a day, design everything around me or it's a bad game!"

E celebs as a replacement for game journos. I wish we could've just all come together to hate shills of any kind instead of trading one manipulator for another.

>>16491405

>What are some of the people (besides shitty devs and journalists) that give gaming the worst name?

Politicians more than anything else.

>>16491434

>I don't have time to play the game like a job!

<2500 posts on the forums

>>16491438

We did this exact song and dance last time, didn't we?

>>16491423

Don't forget picking apart characters and plots for anything that fits "representation." Gets fucking annoying when the bulk of the western fanbase takes a character to be a closet faggot due to them reading that into him, and then the devs themselves saying he's not gets ignored in favor of said interpretation.

>>16491435

At least E-Celebs play the game.

DSP beat both Cuphead and Sekiro, so somehow, within this bizarre ecosystem, I'm forced to have more respect for him than any journalist.

>>16491442

I more mean paid influencer faggots like Game Theory.

>>16491444

True, I don't expect much from someone who shilled for the fucking Stadia.

>>16491440

And I specifically mean that the faggots looking for fag reps in vidya are loud enough to influence the more broad fanbase, not that the fanbase here as a whole would immediately see it themselves.

>>16491449

Really I'd go as far as to argue that let's plays in general are good for gaming because the only games they actually harm are terrible trash that you're better off watching than playing to begin with. The only exception I can think of is Danganronpa but that was getting the god awful official localization, not the game itself.

>>16491433

>Certain fanbases that seem less interested in ever highlighting what makes a series as a whole good, but instead bitching about how their entry is not only the best one, but the only good one, and all the other ones are bad for whatever reason. Dark Souls and Smash Bros are two that come to mind

64 was the first; Melee took everything and turned it up to 20; Brawl got rid of the technicality, added useless features, and the only good thing about it was SSE; 4 tried to meet halfway between Melee and Brawl and failed completely, even less content and gameplay modes than either of the previous games, only the 3DS version is worth buying, and not to mention the introduction of DLC that breaks the game; and Ultimate is just 4 with even less content (Except for characters).

>if you ever try to ask what makes the series good in the first place, you'll only get autistic screeching.

Easy to learn controls, flashy and comical spectacle, technically deep gameplay when you start to test the game's limitations.

>>16491405

Howlers. They lose an online match, then they start howling about how the game is rigged, yell about racism, screaming insults at the opponents and sometimes even their own teammates before ragequitting. Holy shit, its just a game, calm the fuck down you stupid shitstain.

>>16491493

Nearly every professional sport has had massive changes to its scorekeeping or rules of play for all kinds of reasons. Programmers and game developers aren’t perfect omniscient beings. They overlook stupid shit sometimes.

I hate when the fan base goes full on crybaby mode at every attempt by the developers to fix their mistakes. Some people just want to play the damn game, and prefer to adapt to the changing environment instead of screaming at how unfair it is they can’t just play the same technique over and over.

>>16491493

Chivalry? Because as soon as people discovered how to exploit swings, the game turned to complete shit

At least Mordhau seems alright… For now.

Also in general tryhards ruin every game. They suck the fun out of it and turn the game into a job-like grind with everyone wanting to imitate what the tryhards do.

People who whine about "tryhards" and complain about how it's not fair that people who try to be better at the game end up beating them.

>waaah it's just a game, why do you have to actually try to win?

>>16491493

I don't mean it in a gamebreaking way, that's the opposite side of the exact same community I'm drawing my first post off. It's

>"don't fix this absolutely gamebreaking shit that lowers the skill ceiling because using overpowered shit makes me feel good"

>>16491506

>if those exploits can be done by low level players.

holy fuck thats the opposite of what the problem is

how retarded do you have to be to think only the best players should be able to do exploits?

>>16491517

>>16491522

These anons get it

The French. It used to be Russians or Brazillians but its been the French for almost half a decade now.

Anyone that attaches themselves to it like it's an identity.

People who act like they're experts on "game design" and say that every game that's too hard for them is badly designed.

Also people who dismiss every criticism of their favorite game based on an individual’s skill and not the logic of the critique.

>>16491581

I'm going to assume you're champing here so weedie

I dunno OP, every segment of gamers is pretty cancerous.

>>16491549

Are you sure they were French? :^)

I'm saying this because when the French is actually an arab, it's even worse, they have no patience, they're worse than worn-out shoes.

I'd agree that they aren't the best when they're too much of them in the server. t.french

>>16491423

Pretty much. It's why I have to be extremely skeptical about indie games. Celeste, Braid, Fez, Bleed. They're all examples of shitty games being brought up by the SJW clique. I can't even purchase indie games in good conscience, thank god GamerGate made it easier to rat these people out.

>>16491634

Why are you surprised? Are you new?

>>16491405

>What are some of the people (besides shitty devs and journalists) that give gaming the worst name?

gamers, sorry state of the industry only reflects the fan base

>>16491434

>defending grind 2 win

Yeah, no. You managed to kill any possible rationale behind your original point with that retarded greentext example.

>>16491645

These clique faggots actually cost more to keep afloat and the overhead is hardly a problem to them. This is about control and keeping out competition.

>>16491645

Well yeah. Shantae, Ruiner, Cuphead, Touhouvania, Rabi-Ribi and Spark are really fun games. The main issue is having to look through the developers history to know if they'll fuck over a game via patch. Skullgirls is a good example of this.

>>16491477

>With less content

Not True anymore matey

>>16491641

I'm more surprised that there is a person who is a consumer of both IPs.

>>16491669

Ah, well yes. That is kinda surprising actually. My apologies.

>>16491437

And then, their cousins from (((Warner Brothers)))) bought the IP and made abortions like MKX or MKXI.

>>16491432

>>16491630

I unironically like Celeste. It has horrible art/character design and story, but the gamepllay and level design are good and fun enough to make up for them. Pirate it, though.

>>16491675

none needed

>>16491630

>Bleed

What's wrong with Bleed? The pink hair?

>>16491664

So, after 6 months of updates, the game is now just as good as Smash 4 on the Wii U (Which is inferior to the 3DS version)? That sounds like such an improvement.

>>16491679

I'm on to you Yitzhak

>>16491686

The creator is a huge SJW that blames PewDiePie and this website for the Christchurch shooting

>>16491688

The main issue with Smash is that no one wants to make a solid alternative. They either lack a large amount of content or are based off fucking Brawl. Additionally the fact that Nintendo won't let ArcSys make a 3v3 Nintendo Fighter is more frustrating.

>>16491693

Don't give KYM shitters (you)s.

>>16491636

>>16491693

I enjoy LGR, mostly because I never had most of that tech here. Not only did I not own it, but it simply did not exist Hell, we didn't even have actual NESes. Personally, I got a PS1 around the time the PS2 came out, and a PS2 around the time the PS3 came out. I remember first learning that the PS3 came out in 2006 and having my fucking mind blown. Shit like that interests me, though, unlike the NES or Genesis, old PC games and tech is not nearly as well documented. Neither are arcade games, for that matter. I learned of many great arcade games from home conversions.

>>16491701

Yeah I'm surprised there aren't more Smash clones out there.

>>16491718

>>16491701

>The main issue with Smash is that no one wants to make a solid alternative. They either lack a large amount of content or are based off fucking Brawl.

That's because they focus too much on competition and neglect, or even scold, the very idea of the game actually being any fun. Or, they do what Sony did and just think people will be sold on the idea rather than the game actually being good.

>Additionally the fact that Nintendo won't let ArcSys make a 3v3 Nintendo Fighter is more frustrating.

No, Arc lost my trust after locking away half of CTB's content behind DLC.

>>16491730

FighterZ was really good though

>>16491718

Probably because Smash without the characters would be shit and forgettable. There are games like it, mainly PSASRB, Brawlhalla and that Brawlout thing, but no one cares enough because the cast is shit.

People who say "git gud"

People who forget games are entertainment and treat it like literally anything else

>>16491477

>technically deep gameplay

you roll and you attack, even if you include glitches like toggle escapes and moveswaps it's still not very technical or difficult.

>>16491658

I know skullgirls is a shitty non-game but what did the patch do to ruin it even more?

>>16491792

>>>/ResetERA/

>>16491794

Pretty much, it's the same people that bitch about Mark 24/7. Report and filter.

>>16491780

You haven't heard about the censorship?

>>16491794

Half of it isn't even metashit. It's sometimes just coming into a thread and just screeching randomly about /pol/ or obvious "how do you do fellow channers" type garbage.

>>16491405

People who act like everyone who plays vidya has to run PR for the industry so their shitty megacorp can keep pushing socialist propaganda and exploiting idiots for microtransactions.

>>16491405

E-thots and the white knights/panty sniffers that enable them

If anything remotely resembling a female comes along, games come to a stand-still to shower attention on these cunts

>>16491801

But wasn't that shit in the base game since release?

>>16491818

The difference being that, presumably, any change from the concept to original release was because of a publisher or distributer while the later more drastic changes were done by themselves. It shows where their allegiances truly lie.

>>16491839

>hey gamer, mind if I shit down your mouth and fuck you in the ass

<Yeah whatever, as long as I can play that game!

Gamers literally can't say "no".

>>16491839

>>16491845

We have IDs here.

>>16491848

I wanted to add one more thing.

>>16491853

Sure thing faggot

>>16491435

What's also annoying is the dumb faggots who have been conflating video game reviewers for "journalists" ever since GG. Journalists look for stories and maintain sources. They bring those important stories to public attention. Video game critics might be amazingly shit at their job, but just like Roger Ebert they aren't making any pretenses at journalism. There are only a handful of genuine video game journalists and they usually don't review games.

>>16491861

eh, at lest he got a refund for that shitty incomplete trash pile.

>>16491886

They actually do call themselves journalists all the time. You're doing a very bad job trying to defend them.

>>16491891

Really, which ones?

>using precise language so you can define and defend your position clearly means you're with the enemy

Okay.

>>16491405

>worst people in gaming?

The French. The Chinese. Normalfags. Women. SJWs and Trumptards. Streamfags. Esportsfags. Children. Oldfags. Everyone.

Esports in general.

Esports players are always emotionless fucks with massive egos. Unsurprisingly, most are bugmen chinks.

>>16491405

The worst people are always going to be the censors. Censor the game, censor discussion about the game, censor discussion within the game.

>>16491906

he's from New York.

>>16491918

bumpf btfo

>>16491493

Balance patching is fucking cancer. Games used to be about finding cool powerful shit and now you get no choice since everything is meant to be equal.

>>16491499

People getting mad at video games is one of my favorite things

>>16491604

>I'm bad at video games so I'm going to blame the game

players that will disconnect if you dont exactly what they want you to. or they dont get a character or map they want. its just the most immature childish shit to me.

>>16491995

i think it's justified in multiplayer to some extent, if there's only one weapon that's worth it what's the point in the rest of them, i do agree however that in single player games it's trash

>>16491995

That is not the point of balance patching.

Developers don’t think the way gamers do and their goals are not what most gamers understand them to be.

An individual gamer has a distinctive style of play that’s shared by some, but not all, other gamers. He might be a sniper or a support player. He might like to grind or he might be an achievement hunter or he might want a quick in and out or he might try every role. For him, there are “perfect” games that cater exactly to his style, purely by chance. It’s not like the developer made it for him.

The developer wants to sell as many copies as possible, both to make money and to build his player base as much as possible, the latter being the main way to bring value to the multiplayer audience. More players means better matchmaking and shorter queues.

If a game is all about skill shots or strategy or speed, and there are elements of the game that see no use, there is wasted potential. Developers balance so that players can increase the diversity of play styles and evolve the potential of the core game. That’s the actual definition of the term “metagaming,” although most gamers know only that “meta” means the opposite… “whatever strategy everyone is doing today.”

When everyone is playing one class of hero or one team composition or one weapon loadout and the rest of the game is going unused, developers will try to figure out what makes parts of the game irrelevant and fix it. They’re not doing it to Harrison Bergeron one group of gamers, even if it’s the largest group of gamers. They’re doing it to keep the game fresh and keep it evolving.

Yes, this is often bad news for the guy who can’t climb a hill and own the enemy team by sniping them anymore but that guy’s good time is what makes the game stale and boring for everyone else, and that’s what makes sales taper off and what makes people go find another game to play.

>>16491690

Damn, didn't know that about the Bleed dev. At least the game itself is rather clean of that crap.

>>16491522

>At least Mordhau seems alright… For now

Until you get your based "MUH STRONG WYMENS AND NIGGERS" which are coming

>>16492123

Don't worry. He'll surely rectify that with his next game.

>>16492085

>fucking up duel servers in mordhau

Doing gods work.

>>16491735

You're not a fan of any assfaggots or MMOs?

>>16492054

Efficiency autists are the worse. Especially with old co-op games.

>>16492146

im not even talking those overly attached to efficency. i mean those shits you see in matchmaking that if you select a char they want. they disconnect. if everyone says "go left" and he wants to go right? disconnected.

|| yes i play apex legends i deserve to flailed ||

>>16491527

Was going to say this, instead I'll bring up how these same types often complain that people who put more time and effort into a game typically end up being better players. It's like some guy who sits down at a piano and practices for a hour whining how it's not fair some guy who practiced for years is a better piano player.

>>>/v/16492193

Hey /intl/.

>>16492193

>>>/facebook/

>>16492206

Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>16492242

lurk moar and learn to banter, son.

>>16492248

and make them be unable to play possibly one of the only games they can afford/pirate? I hate them, but I'm not that cruel

>>16492253

How about you go back to cuckchan and try to get some upvotes there? I can tell you're trying to give me a downvote by saging, which is not how it works, so you're clearly not from around here

>>16492265

Lurk 2 years before posting.

>>16492351

It's not my cap.

>>16492315

Where did I say it did? many people only play on one server, or the game is so dead, it might as well have one or two that are viable. Are you projecting, by any chance? Your butthurt sage sure makes it look that way

>>16492384

Making up stores just to screech about Christians is dumb, anon.

Everyone outside of 8ch generally is fucking cancerous.

I just want everyone else to die already, that would be pretty relaxing: just being able to do whatever I desire and have fun doing without constantly being afraid of some cuckboy ruining it for me.

>>16492411

Just get to the point and spam the pasta about Christianity being a communist religion already like you did yesterday for hours on end.

>>16492418

>oy vey nobody could possibly hate my semitic religion except for evil goyim

fuck off before you shit the whole thread up christkike

And there it is.

electronic arts

>>16492410

>everyone here is cancerous as well

Not as much as the rest.

Your stupid fucking opinion I can handle, the stupid fucking opinion of others are way too fucking cancerous however.

>>16492410

>everyone here is cancerous as well.

You have no idea how bad it's gotten

>>16491522

The only issue I see with that game is the rapier being too fast and that EVERYONE uses a 2 handed weapon.

Theres less reason to use shields other than dueling because its too easy to get a kill with a zweihander, superior damage, range and most weapons dont have any speed to really matter when clashing against someone with it. You would expect a stinky stick to be faster for the saker of self defense or a dagger.

>>16491405

>What are some of the people (besides shitty devs and journalists) that give gaming the worst name?

That kid in sweat pants who gets disk scratch insurance from EB games.

>>16492384

>>16492345

Honestly, I don't mind people who decide they want their server a certain way. It's better that people can host their own servers for like-minded people than the company dictating how everyone must be. Though auto-banning without warnings is rather dumb.

>>16491493

>things that totally happened

>>16491405

Sweaty raging tryhard WoWfags in the olden days makes all MMOfags looks like sweaty no life basement sock-shitting trolls and gave excuse to the SJW and leftist fucks brand all MMO players that, swept in and say "we will get rid of toxicity" when what it means is "we will make this game and community another Slaanesh trans and fagnest and drive out everyone else that is not an HIV infested filth like us".

>>16492201

One reason there’s nothing new is because gamers demand a homogeneous selection. Oh this needs skins. This needs battle royale mode. This needs to be more like call of duty.

It’s like taking a little kid to an exclusive restaurant. All the little shit wants is a hot dog and French fries.

>>16492625

9 times out of 10 that's the company itself sockpuppeting or cherrypicking to excuse their own laziness.

>>16492601

isnt that the guy with the star wars trailer reaction video

I hate it when people are fine with excessive violence in games, and even celebrate it, but don't think any sexual content should be in games. Why is it fine to blow off a million people's heads with a shotgun but showing a titty is somehow indecent? This shit is just silly.

>>16492694

shoot the titties off too, then it'll be fine

>>16491581

crogre

no really, you people havent fucking seen smaller hotpocket "cocks" until you pay fullderp a visit. if youre lucky, you may even see their minimod orbiters

they make overwatch/rainbow six filters look like an absolute joke

>>16491437

Tipper Gore and crew also attacked music, and are the reason albums have explicit lyrics stickers

>>16492885

unfortunately, both are here to stay. They are nothing more than internet ghettos for losers and the mentally ill/attention whores, so you might as well be complaining that niggers smell like shit and and are about as intelligent, not much you can do about that

People that buy NISA games for any reason, excuse or price.

>>16492885

>speaking up in game chat

Somewhat related, but I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DETEST people who are terrible at the game, but try to suck everyone's dick and be overly friendly to sucker some loser to carry them to victory. You enter a game, do well, and then they start trying to fucking chat you up and ask if you want to keep playing with them, while they're solidly eating shit in last place. I'm completely fine playing with bro-tier guys who aren't shit at the game, but these fucking leeches make my blood boil.

>>16492942

You know how well BLOPS4 is doing, from the fact that the Multiplayer/Battle Royale edition is going for 10$ on Humble.

>>16492931

Iori is always going to be stupid good. How do you survive KoF?

>>16492953

By getting good and learning the matchup.

My point was that those characters tend to be picked by edgelords and/or Brazilians. Either way, it's not fun

>>16492973

>and/or Brazilians

>Brazilians

I think my statement stands. How do you survive KoF?

>>16492979

That image holds less water since it's in the series with sticker star in it. You don't have to eat shit to know it's shit and miyamoto to get his head out of his ass. Aristotle didn't have to deal with the video game industry so he can lick my taint when I see a post and a picture like this.

>>16493000

wew

There's quite a number of tough Brazilians on Fightcade, but then again there's also a few shitters. Admittedly I'm not that good at KOF but I know the only way to really get better is to play.

Having played SamSho V Special for about a year I don't think I would've gotten decent at it if I hadn't regularly fought those types who ride the random select and are great with pretty much every character. That being said, VSp is a game I have played much more of and am much better at as a result.

>>16493041

TL;DR: Quasi post-apoc ultranerd RPG like Dwarf Frotress, but aliens and shit. There's a faction of racially pure humans who have right wing death squads you can ally yourself with. If you don't renounce them as nazis, you get B& from the offical discord server.

>>16492206

do they even talk about portal 2 and the skyrim arrow to the knee anymore?

>>16493007

>>16493020

>responding to blatant shills

He's probably assblasted his one line Fortnite thread got deleted.

People who are hacking while pretending not to, you shit on them so badly they just call you a hacker (how could you beat them without cheats, right) and then start blatantly cheating to "give you a lesson".

Seen this shit too many times.

>>16493062

>People always like to bitch about muh free speech, but if you know the game was made by AIDS infested niggertits then why would you even play it?

I don't know, Avellone and everyone at Obsidian were massive faggots but New Vegas is pretty good. Almost as if some people can split politics from entertainment or something insane like that.

>>16493065

I never played Fortnite. Nor plan to.

>>16493071

New Vegas is also nearly a decade old and they've all changed for the worse since then.

>>16493079

Does that make the game worse, though?

>>16491437

>the D means you're left-wing!

>implying that Joe Lieberman is or has ever been a left-winger

>>16491782

Everybody poops!

>>16492146

No, but for a different reason. I hate any online-only games.

>>16493084

It means that claiming the people who made it can still do something as good today is retarded. Anyone capable of making something that isn't politically charged have either been mindbroken or purged from the American west coast subsection of the industry.

>>16493080

You know who I hate? Shit-eating "fighting game community" fags willing to toss aside good games (3rd Strike, GGXX) for the latest dumbed down shitheap (SFIV, Xrd) just so that they can "stay relevant" or contemporary with a company's current output.

>>>/v/16493085

Eat shit and kill yourself trannypol.

>>16493094

Of course, those evil right wing nazis make anything they touch evil by default! :^)

>>16493062

I found out after the fact while looking at mods. I'm not bitter about being handed a stick to poke the pigs with; I wish more devs would tell me how to get to them. I never joined their dicksword server to verify.

Did you know you're in a thread about shitheads in gaming? That's what I put forth.

Anyways, it's a good game and really fun.

>>16493062

Show me the games published by fashy outfits I can throw money at. I'll wait.

>>16493130

>Except that picture misses the point entirely.

It literally says right there that they're both Jewish. It literafuckingly blames the attack on videogames on Jews and rightfully so. Notice how the Juden star is larger than the D?

>>16492947

>>16492950

IIRC the other parts of the game and future dlc is never on sale. So these kikes still expect someone to pay upwards of $60+ for a

complete experience.=

>>16493091

Yeah me too. Co-op games?

>>16493153

>complete experience

Nobody actually bought the DLC maps, so even if you buy them you don't get to play them.

>>16493153

Local copoop games aren't any better imo. The issue is the inconvenience on myself and on the other player I might impose. I like being able to pause for however long I want, quit whenever, and play at my own pace.

>>16493164

>>16493153

>>16492950

>>16492942

You wanna know what the kicker is? There actually IS a single player component to the game, the zombies mode, which you can play just fine by yourself. You even get extra maps from the season pass, and leaks showed there will be at least 1 or 2 more season passes, for zombies alone, meaning that there is a good lot of content for people who enjoy this mode

The kicker? As somebody here said, this is an online only game, meaning that once kiketivision shuts it down, you will never be able to play any of these maps, not even by yourself, in solo. About 180$ in DLC maps, and god knows how much you actually spend on the actual game and loot crate bullshit, down the drain. If you believe what people say, they're holding a pretty good game hostage, gun to head, and shackle it to the dying, failed shell that was once the multi of COD. That's what pisses me off the most, they should just give the zombies people some budget and let them make their own game

>>16493174

Really I think this is the main reason the series has been on decline. When I was in high school the people who played CoD would typically do some kind of single player thing during the week days and then get online on the weekends when they knew everyone else had the time. I'd imagine this was common so giving people nothing to "chew on" so to speak in between online sessions caused them to just stop bothering entirely.

>>16492601

Nope. This is the liking big ol Ara tits makes you a pedo guy.

Weird how (((they))) all look alike, huh?

>>16493157

>nose ring

>tattoo

>short hair

>drumpf

>eyes that say, "There are only 3 things I suck and that is your money, your soul and my bull's cock while you watch in the corner."

>>16492885

That hurts to read.

>>16493170

You can always buy Ms.2.5

I spent an hour yesterday watching Ninja stream. It was the first time I've touched Twitch in three years and the first time watching an even remotely popular streamer.

He played the game pretty well from what I could tell. His commentary was just pointing basic stuff out like "alright bros, I think he's gonna do blah blah blah, I'm moving over blah blah blah" and so on.

Chat was moving faster than the speed of light, making any kind of communication impossible, plus he only ever acknowledged it when someone spent like 10,000 bits in one go on him or something significant.

I really don't understand why this stuff is so popular. There are more people watching people play games than actually playing games. It's bizarre.

>>16493330

I guarantee a large part of it is viewbots. Some Overwatch tournament had a connection issue and the stream went out yet their viewer count never went down. The entire fucking thing is a sham.

>>16493330

The only way to consume twitch shit is to watch some compilation of a retard getting angry because 12 year olds troll him ingame.

Also,

watch

your

spacing.

>>16493342

Wouldn't surprise me since their chink tier censorship is practically turning every community they moderate into a no-fun-zone.

Their entire "e-sports" nonsense is one big and forced joke.

>>16492837

i would add that violence has had public acceptance in society in a way sexuality has not.

as far as i know the coliseum never hosted orgies for entertainment. Executions hangings stoning etc all have been a community act

>>16493387

"e-sports" is such a joke now it's not even funny. It came out of the gate like the shockmaster in WWF stumbled around for a few years, retarded people started taking it seriously, now it's back to being a shockmaster clown show. "Esports" is for retarded people.

>>16493605

well you gotta understand the reference. I said "It came out of the gate like the shockmaster" which means it was a shitshow since day 1 but a funny and endearing shitshow.

>>16493611

Oh, I'm dumb. I don't get wrestling references.

>>16493596

What kind of dumb faggot cuck thinks he's gonna get pussy for being a mod?

>>16493596

>I gave a whore money and she called me sweetheart

>things are looking up for me

LOL

>>16492942

>Many people who play video games now are mentally retarded by pro-female nonsense. I'd argue it's those people, self-hating women, and fun hating faggots that don't like breasts in vidya.

Gayming

>>16491645

THe worst part is that these people aren't artists in any sense of the word. Maybe they are all failed graphic artists though or some shit who latched on to this for payday idk. These people don't have the programming ability to even recreate the trajectory of mario's jumping ability in the NES game but they make "Spiritual Successors" and endless pixelshit "homage" games IE I have no talent but I must code anyway.

>>16493701

I think the crippling alcoholism is just fucking up your grammar.

>>16493765

Is it run on sentences? I should know this for the future.

>>16492885

You got the one faggot who got a tattoo of his favorite camwhore?

>>16493822

I need dis.

>>16493798

>but I think I can see how being on the other end of that coming out of homely apes every day since you're 15 would make you cold and apathetic to their aspie-rations

Nah it's just this one sentence it just does not make sense. I don't understand the part about "being on the other end of coming out of homely apes since you're 15"

>>16493837

Because in person these people are very easily spotted in the wild when you mention gameplay details etc. it becomes glaringly obvious that they haven't played the game. It's like imagine if some guy at guitar center keeps talking about all the shows he's played etc. and then you listen to him play and he can't do anything.

>>16493838

Yeah, I can see that now. Good point. I'll go drink some water.

>>16493849

She looks older than my mom. How old is this bitch? Mid-20?

>>16493604

I was going to say at least she has a pretty nice ass but then I took a closer look.

>>16493856

Post mom pics. Don't leave us hanging.

GTA Online has the most toxic community on earth. The entire gaming experience is being constantly attacked and harassed by hackers who gave themselves 3 billion dollars and a flying motorcycle with infinite rockets. You cannot play the game because there will almost always be some shitfucking cuntflap who can only enjoy the game by making sure nobody else enjoys the game. If I could track down these people in real life I would fucking murder them slow. Like tossing them into a pit full of broken glass, and salt with a bullet in each kneecap so they have to crawl out. Fuck them.

>>16493873

That's the e-equivalent of a bunch of niggers on a corner yelling muhdick at fat chicks and sneering at people with jobs.

>>16493896

Yeah, they dropped the goddamned ball trying to encourage players to interact the way they did. It's a bunch of edgelords swatting at anything sentient. Anyone worth playing with is already in a private lobby with actual friends.

>>16492085

>Going into a server that wants to do x separate from y and doing y there is so funny they get so mad xd

This type of guy, OP. The type of person who thinks it's the funniest thing to generally ruin the fun everyone else is having for the sake of le epin troll. Then everyone once in while they'll get banned and throw an autismal fit like they have no idea what they did wrong. literal children

I like to play CS:GO casually in deathmatch and have some fun killing people. Generally a good time is had. One day I decide to try a ranked match. 15 minutes of autistic screeching that I wasn't at the bomb site they autistically demanded I go to. Suck my dick faggot. I do what I want.

Survival games get their fair share of professional cuntflaps doing their best to ruin everyone's fun. I was really enjoying my time on this one Ark server and had a nice base built by me and a few friends who were just playing casually. But then we got in the sights of this band of microdicked shitstains whose only tactic was to attack my base naked and chuck spears over the walls killing all my tame dinos. We battled the cunts for a couple hours but we have jobs and lives so we eventually log off. When I return, the whole base has been trashed. They broke every container. Despawned everything. And then the egotistical cumguzzling cockgobblers tried to recruit me as some sort of conquered vassel. I wasn't having that shit. I never returned to that server. It almost turned me off to the entire game.

>>16493989

so, in other words, you got culturally enriched?

>>16493838

It makes perfect sense. He is speaking from a male perspective, and comments that he understands how being on "the other end of that" (that is, being a female approached by a male) could get tiresome and annoying if you constantly have to deal with delusional autists with unrealistic expectations of marrying you just because they donated fifty bucks to your titty stream.

>>16494064

It's poorly written.

>>16494034

Streaming isn't e-begging. The streamer is performing a service. The viewer is entertained. It could be the gameplay, or the conversation, or the big tits on a twitch thot. The viewer is getting something they want. The streamer is getting paid. This is a good exchange. Actual e-begging is like when someone just puts up a kickstarter to get pity money because they were too stupid to succeed in our competetive world.

>>16494173

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

>>16491405

Females.

Females ruin everything.

>5 hour game with 200 total kills

>finally give up and just let the game end

>dude with 2 kills and 35 deaths pipes up

>"ez game"

>burst into flame

>fly to brazil by screaming the air apart

>land in the retards hut like a fucking tomahawk missile

>rip his flesh from his skeleton like pyramid head in the silent hill movie

>>16494382

>actually getting triggered by "ez gaym"

>>16494396

>tolerating that faggotry

>>16494397

>assists matter

L M A O every single time,

>>16494407

>tolerating that faggotry

>>16494397

>playing game of DotA

>decide to play safelane carry for once

>every other game I either go offlane pos3 or just hard support

>first time in forever I feel like playing pos1 carry

>lock downt he lane and say "carry"

>all heroes are picked besides the last guy on our team

>he picks alchemist and puts his marker on my lane

>goes to my lane

>competes for cs

>all-caps spanish speaking when I tell him to fuck off

>decide to just say fuck it

>run down mid over and over, feeding the rest of the game

>buy all the wards and drop them on enemy side so they'll have more vision of us

>tell enemy wherever my team is going/farming, when their ultis are off cd, etc

>entire enemy team commends me after they win

ez

inb4

>muh ASSFAGGOTS

>>16494421

>giving him what he wants

>>16494424

I mean he wanted to win, and we lost, so in the end did he really get what he wanted?

>>16494397

Depends on the game and the way you assist really. If you're a medic in Team Fortress that assists 1-2 offensive classes in mopping the enemy defense you were as important as them.

Another good example would be focusing on Recon as the infantry player in WiC which can also be a tide turner if your team knows to utilize the visual advantage.

>>16494431

Yeah, you gave him the lane like a little bitch. Also you completely ruined the experience for your teammates. Shit like that is what gives ASSFAGGOTS a bad name.

>>16494543

The conquistadors sided with the tribes who were exiled and hunted down for a reason.

>>16494622

I get the feeling a lot of modders are either interns on some illicit contract or just desperate to get a job at the studio. At this point too many of them are just as bad as the publishers and developers themselves.

>>16491642

If they'd stop buying the garbage being shoveled the SJWs would have been gone years ago.

>>16494656

If you honestly think insolvency is going to stop them then you haven't been paying attention.

>>16493596

fucking hell… I have seen this so many times but i've always avoided reading it. Top-tier cringe material. Says alot about western men

>>16494697

It would be better if both went broke and spared us the misery of their company.

>>16493596

He probably told his parents already about being in a relationship with a hot girl.

Damn this picture is sad

>>16494538

Bolivia, Peru and Colombia spawns the worst kind of shit for online gaming, not just Brazil. Ecuador, Argentina and Paraguay are not THAT bad.

Expect them to play bad on purpose just for shit and giggles, or because you didn't specifically followed their known strategy. Also

>neutral spanish

<Vamos idiota, tira unos buffs y ayudame

>latin spic shit spanish

<Dale po, quel cabezon tire galaxia. Ctmr ql gg, pto d mierda ql wey

>>16491650

I bet you're a faggot who plays BFA and FF14 kill youself. worthless trash

>>16491650

>defending Press X to win games

I agree that, for example, koreans mmorps have an insufferable amount of grinding, but in general only the effort gets you results, not just having everything from the start.

>>16494770

>Admin kills you

>Acts like a smug son of a bitch and tries to make himself look like a "badass" for doing so

>you kill the admin

>he cries like a little bitch and tries to make it seem like banning you will be a "badass" thing to do, and that tries to justify your ban before he makes it

>>16494911

there you have it folks

>>16494431

It doesn't have the cognitive function to deduce that it the game loss was also his fault. If anything you just fucked over your other teams mates over a spic. You are just as bad as the spic. And the fact that you left lane is positive reinforcement that he can do that and get away with it.

>>16494394

I want pics of THAT.

>>16494543

Race mixing.

>>16494336

That last one. Pretending that banning the badbadnono person makes the badbadnono words go away forever.

>SJW's who only play indie games like my ex GF

>graphics fags who refuse to play or appreciate any older games that don't melt their video cards like my dad

>morons that will defend shitty business practices because "at-least it's fun lol" like several of my best friends

>>16494942

>my dude

>>>/diskike/

>>16494965

>absolute retards

>posts a cuckchan meme

>>16494966

It's funny that when right wingers, or even moderates, make mods, they usually don't sperg out when people attack them for it, it's always leftyshits and the mentally ill LGBT fags. Not like you see much of it, mind you, most websites ban Right wing mods, and anyone criticizing left wing mods

>>16494978

Nah he's right. That shit's fucking circulated to Funnyjunk by now niggertits. Get better material or make your own.

>>16494974

I hope it stays this way until I die. I'd rather be lumped in with a group known for being dumb freedom advocates than repressive sexual deviant/party clowns.

>>16491636

>LGR

I learned a lot about retro vidya from Classic Game Room HD and really obscure consoles like the fucking VECTREX

>>16495098

>tarkov's rabid reddit fanbase

There's a reason I call that shit "Russian Star Citizen".

>>16495104

Only difference is they haven't sold gun.jpgs yet.

However, if that e-celeb DevilDogGamer is to be believed, they were going to do that with the Springfield M1A but Springfield told them to fuck off.

>>16495108

It's not that Springfield told them to fuck off, they don't have rights for any single non-russian-produced gun in that game, nor the attachments. Not to mention that the fucking game is still absolutely riddled with terrible performance and completely gamebreaking shit relating to every single mechanic in the fucking game, TWO YEARS after it started getting sold, but the airshit LARPer community just eats that shit up and asks for seconds because of "MUH CHEEKI BREEKI MEMES MUH MOSIN HAHAHA" and niggered /k/ memes. It's the single worst community I've seen in a game in my fucking life, I'd sooner play TF2 on The Furry Pound than talk to anyone in the Tarkov community again.

>>16493840

Why were all my posts deleted?

I was contributing to the thread, some butthurt mod must have gotten pissed that i was calling out Rockstar's faggotry and deleted them.

>>16495498

Buhhhhhhh. Fuck. That thing isn't even trying.

I look for a certain set of features which tend to be very inward and escapist instead of social and competitive. Tranny, commie shutins make most things I like. One of my favorite games is Dwarf Fortress, but the bros who made it also made a game I can't tell if poe: http://www.bay12games.com/lcs/ http://lcs.wikidot.com/questions

>>16494722

wait until you hear puerto ricans speak.

be glad you don't speak spanish.

>>16495727

Pootoricans and other Caribbean folk aren't reallly hispanic (meztizo, which is bad enough as is). They're a mix nig, inbred island injuns, and whatever Spaniard was retarded enough to stick their dick inside of that mix.

Needless to say, they aren't sending their best.

>>16495727

Be glad you don't have to listen to Turkniggers and assorted Arabs, because those languages sound like a man choking on a bag of dicks while trying to gurgle water.

>>16495812

I have arab coworkers, I thought they were puerto ricans because their language sounded like the same gibberish the puerco ricans call a "language"

then I realized one of their phones was in desert squiggles and realize they were Egyptian.

they shared with me some tea and cookies, breddy nice guys, unlike Puerco Ricans

>>16495812

>Play on a EU server

>Turkish flag/clan name

>Ahmed or TURK in playername

>Speaks in a non-european sand gibberish

>>16495867

>clan tag either [TR], [TURK] or [xxTR]

Every time. Every single time. And they're always terrible.

>>16495911

Actual German Germans are also universally shit-tier at games, and are always no-fun-allowed faggots who will never use anything aside from the most meta of meta weapons or characters.

>>16495911

>has german flag

>hear goats and crying baby in the background

>>16495640

>inward and escapist

Tranny commies make those type of games since they're unironically under the delusion that they're in a nazi capitalist dystopia where internet natzees plow them with cars. They're mentally ill shutins who become radicalized through RTing debunked twitter takes about a non-existent tranny holocaust (from people refusing to fight them) and anti-Trump hitpieces.

Although "Social and competitive" games aren't necessarily right wing or fashy, but they contain people of all types that you're expected to cooperate with. In my experience, I found plenty of non-PC types. I was even surprised to find redpilled zoomers in PUBG mobile/PUBG Lite. Most commies don't like those games because it's "toxic" (aka they can't deal with the shit that they throw at others).

I think a major appeal to them is having complete control over their character without being severely punished for it, which is why they like RPGs so much. It sucks that they pozzed your favorite genre though. There are exceptions to this of course.

>>16494394

Quick rundown on this incident?

>>16496103

They also like fantasy settings because for their psyche to stay in tact they have to be constantly living in one.

>>16496437

tl;dr

>Pro-Pedophile Activist works for Nintendo.

>Moonlights as a whore.

>Sells photos of herself dressed up as the young boys of her company.

>Abuses her husband to the point he lets her peg him and pimp him.

>They become a poly couple.

>Decides to pick a fight with the internet.

>Internet finds out about her lifestyle.

>EVIL GAMERGATORS ARE TRYING TO CHASE A WOMAN OUT OF GAMING AGAIN, WHITE KNIGHTS MOUNT UP

>White knights launch a defense that ultimately fails because she's really a pedo.

>Nintendo cans her. Not for being a pedo, not for picking fights on the internet but for moonlighting as a whore.

>BUT GAMERGATE DID IT THEY'RE EVIL

>Loses her customers.

>Husband decides to uncuck himself.

>The Mad Lad actually succeeds

>Cucks her with his poly girlfriend and they stop being poly.

>Alison is left all alone posting nudes and begging for money.

The destiny 2 devs

They know how to make a fun game and they sabotage it to either be dicks or make more off mtx

God i hate them

Why are there no good loot shooters that play like destiny 2

Preferably offline

>>16496103

But we do live in a dystopia

This society is a facist millitary dictatorship run by psychotic liberal satanists

Don't even respond to it.

People that talk shit in MOBAS like league of legends have to be the lowest subhumans on the planet. Individual skill is irrelevant and winning the game is based solely around the two decent players on every team wrangling the other 3 retards.

>>16496834

>two players wrangling three retards

It's actually about four people trying to mitigate peak retardation of one guy, who's always there. One bad player with 4 great players always loses a match, while five average or even mediocre players win.

>>16496840

I thought it was about 5 retards vs 5 other retards all trying to convince themselves they aren't retarded with varying degrees of success.

>>16496852

I've watched the mental midgets who play this shit and take it seriously. They raise their blood pressure over nothing and end up losing to gooks with early onset arthritis and myopia.

>>16491900

The entire "ethics in games journalism" thing was over the actions of people who honest to god call themselves "games journalists".

And yeah, they're basically glorified game critics. People have been pointing that out before GG was even a thing.

>>16496932

Who actually buys that shit?

>>16496965

Interns on an informal contract and shell companies.

>>16491434

>t. whale

>>>/v/16497021

>admitting you're so new to games you don't understand the concept of playing a game more to get better at it instead of spending more money on it

>>16497048

Why? It's great to collect e-celeb nudes.

>>16497048

There's one of that big bulldagger from GG, Patricia Hernandez, wearing just a venetian mask and her hairy muff.

>>16496593

Sometimes life does have a happy ending. Delightful to see she got what she deserved.

>>16493604

Jake was absolutely broken by Alison, and it breaks my heart

Anyone got that webm of him getting a vibrator shoved up his ass by his "wife"

>>16491432

Is that fucking Ted (Exand Shadow) he's such a fucking retard it's infuriating.

>>16493849

abso-fucking-lutely disgusting, wouldn't lean my bike on her

Forum moderators

>>16491549

I've been screeching about fr players forever and you didnt listen. They are journo levels of bad, cant communicate and like to screech in frog. Seriously, if you ever get stuck with a fr player on your team close that shit and never look back.

I used to play some shitty themepark that had the option to filter the french out and I dont know why this feature isnt more widespread. Fuck french players.

>>16493873

Try GTAO on 7th gen consoles, people welcome you by blowing you up with an hydra then they shoot you with a money minigun so you can gear up and kick their asses or introduce another newfag to the game the same way he did. Fun for just fucking around but pretty much impossible to get all the achievements.

>>16496909

>It's just turbo dude

Okay.

the gamers themselves

>>16493604

alison rapp is a whore and i feel bad for that poor man

>>16493604

feminists shouldn't exist

>>16493596

pathetic.

american women are not to be taken seriously

>>16493765

>>16494103

>>16493838

well.. funny because even if i suck at english, i can still understand this perfectly.

it's pretty clear that this sentence mean that:

>"a hot girl who get spammed by man since her puberty (15) become desensitize over the year and become a bitch at 20"

after all: she never had to work for anything, and had all thoses "men" at her feet.

what's written here >>16493596 is so pathetic i can't even feel bad about the guy.

i just hope he will fall for a nigerian princess scheme next so that we could read their hillarious discussion.

>>16493330

Twitch is like youtube, the top of it are all disgusting talentless losers while the real talent is much lower down and will be specific to your interests.

*if it has been said already, i'm sorry

Console fanbases, ugh… It is a place where normalfags are fighting wars on which piece of plastic plays games better and they tolerate paying money to get "free games" and to play online. Sure, there are diamonds in the rough but for the most part, they are so deluded in their world that they don't give anything besides "Call of battle royale advanced dances" a chance.