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File: 3040723a087c272⋯.jpg (137.89 KB, 850x607, 850:607, 20190505.jpg)

aced42  No.16447652

FPS/top-down/side by side? What's your prefered view when fighting other players?

869c67  No.16447723

File: 553a6296ac43cfe⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 235x255, 47:51, 2e729c626d97e6bcd2f5728d0b….jpg)

>>16447652

my papa love kim jong un

i plan to beat him up when he comes back to home like one of those days when he forget to bring me my extra large milkshake


c9d7c9  No.16447786

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e98053  No.16447925

File: 701d35715c983ab⋯.png (148.79 KB, 320x226, 160:113, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16447652

split screen local play

because if you gotta call someone else a faggot, you better do it IRL while eating cheap popcorn


8da1cc  No.16449060

File: 0a26933875fd465⋯.png (1.31 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16447925

Reminds me of the time I found out my friend was a tomboy one day when playing split screen.

It ended pretty good


3fdb5f  No.16449067

File: 6fc27d08047754f⋯.jpg (35.18 KB, 252x368, 63:92, skele erection.jpg)

>>16449060

>tomboy

go on


8da1cc  No.16449078

File: ccb70b7fd412e72⋯.png (268.17 KB, 640x639, 640:639, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16449067

Without getting into the juicy details, it was basically just juvenile talk, but then it devolved into shit like

>If you die X amount of times you gotta do this

We joked about it but then I said as a joke

>"No way am I suckin' dick today!"

>"Don't have one."

>"Yeah well-wait what?"

And it ended exactly how you'd think and then the whole bus clapped.


2855da  No.16449079

>>16449078

you sucked his (tom)boy dick?


8da1cc  No.16449082

>>16449079

Yeah basically.

The moral of the story, split screen is pretty gay.


3fdb5f  No.16449099

>>16449078

Did you teabag her when you were done?

Did she clamslam your face?

Anyway, how did you not know your friend was a girl? Had you only just met or what?


8da1cc  No.16449104

>>16449099

I never bothered asking, i'm pretty sure everyone I knew was in the loop and had just assumed I was too.

As for the other questions I'm actually afraid of saying for legal reasons.


3fdb5f  No.16449111

>>16449104

Well without the details I'm just going to imagine the most filthy and yet awkward early teen sex stuff happening while the Halo theme plays in the background as you rim her halo, if you know what I mean.


723d5d  No.16449118

>>16449104

>legal reasons

What, was there a massive age gap or something?


8da1cc  No.16449119

File: a9a4c1c1e952297⋯.png (135.52 KB, 300x240, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16449111

I'll let your mind work the rest with this, the reason I can't divulge too much is because I told my friends all about it.

I was really naive and retarded at the time.


176c06  No.16449121

>>16449104

Did you marry her, faggot?


8842f2  No.16449127

File: 495398d73ee5948⋯.jpg (6.53 KB, 199x255, 199:255, 1437507464314.jpg)

>>16449060

>found out my friend was a tomboy one day when playing split screen

>playing split screen

Could you not just tell by looking?


2855da  No.16449140

>>16449082

tomboyfags are always closet homos


c71646  No.16449158

File: 01cf84fe467fe75⋯.gif (607.71 KB, 255x197, 255:197, do it phaggot .gif)

>>16449119

What's the chance your friends are browsing this particular North Korean government sanctioned lewd heiroglyph sketching forum? Greentext it, faggot.


311706  No.16449255

File: 32c95bcc0acbd8d⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1200x1497, 400:499, 70d3f4c6-5bf6-43a2-a75e-1f….png)

>>16449140

Girly women act closer to faggots. Tomboys are willing to play vidya and sport especially wrestling making them the superior choice. It is dictated by God himself that all straight men should hold hands with and headpat tomboys until the end of time.


0c1d52  No.16449297

File: 793d64cecc7f61a⋯.webm (1.04 MB, 852x480, 71:40, anon get out.webm)

>>16449111

>while the Halo theme plays in the background

I can think of worse background music.


fd123d  No.16449399

File: db16b97b2bc93f4⋯.png (112.13 KB, 800x800, 1:1, db16b97b2bc93f4ace90423a89….png)

>>16449078

tfw you have a penis


3fdb5f  No.16449402

>>16449255 (checked)

dubs confirm tomboys are excellent taste, especially if you dick them so well they end up feeling girly and feminine and act so when the situation calls for it

>>16449297

<you will be haunted by the demon of chastity unless you red text anon get out in this thread

ANON GET OUT


0c1d52  No.16449468

>>16449255

>It is dictated by God himself that all straight men should hold hands with and headpat tomboys until the end of time.

That is a privilege to be enjoyed, and to be lost. Speaking from experience.


768afc  No.16449846

>>16449468

Storytime?


8842f2  No.16450387

File: 5a0a24699931e97⋯.jpg (41.71 KB, 500x366, 250:183, IMG_20190509_141523.jpg)

>>16449468

I know that feel bro


322930  No.16450500

garbage thread deserves garbage blogposting.


e98053  No.16450519

>>16449060

>>16449078

Are you sure it wasn't just an eunuch?

>>16449255

can confirm

t. married to one

>>16449297

up there with the one about that guy who used a Dora electric brush as a dildo


1aadcf  No.16452709

File: c73a4b473b0d85f⋯.png (105.97 KB, 350x350, 1:1, c73a4b473b0d85f08b8514f720….png)

>>16447652

Side by side that way you can put your face centimeters from your opponent when you win and call them a faggot. Although my friends are such niggers that they will deny losing. So I kinda like online now since I can record matches and they cant deny shit >>16447652


176c06  No.16452856

File: 74797094b750530⋯.png (162.59 KB, 322x267, 322:267, 747.png)

>>16449140

>Woman who's more aligned with a man's interests than typical disruptive female bullshit

>Gay


dce4f7  No.16452901

>>16449119

I'm with this guy >>16449158

statistically the chances are pretty far out thiere that your friends peruse this particular place, let alone remember the story

so ante up and tell us a nice story about loosing so much you had to eat a taco


2855da  No.16452963

>>16452856

>woman

being this delusional should be punishable by hanging


37cdec  No.16452980

File: 88981ca0dadf7af⋯.jpg (35.26 KB, 848x438, 424:219, 88981ca0dadf7af512999be45f….jpg)

>>16449078

>Without getting into the juicy details

THE FUCK YOU WON'T

Give us a goddamn greentext story like you're supposed to.

The one nigger who fucks a tomboy doesn't tell his story


2608e7  No.16453033

File: 0f12c647af99a30⋯.png (359.77 KB, 588x598, 294:299, 0f12c647af99a3095550efd235….png)

>>16452963

>he can't accept that two X chromosomes make a woman

Sound familiar?


2855da  No.16453040

>>16453033

>a tomboy

>with two X chromosomes

cute cover story, but we both know the real scoop. You're looking for a bro to hang out with and play video games and bend you over and fuck your ass, you little sissy.


3ba92d  No.16453045

>>16453040

But I want to bend her XX-possessing-self over and fuck her ass when she inevitably loses.


2855da  No.16453054

>>16453045

>anal

the true nature of the tomboyfag always reveals itself


1d4831  No.16453234

File: 0924af981b013c7⋯.png (960.87 KB, 1331x366, 1331:366, Getting_real_tired_of_this….PNG)


d59d67  No.16456317

File: 0b040401336f12e⋯.jpg (61.46 KB, 640x554, 320:277, 20190505.jpg)

Wanna play a game, anon?


8842f2  No.16456463

File: 0e32e620b635aa1⋯.png (280.83 KB, 371x532, 53:76, 1507223758.png)

>>16453054

I agree. Tomboys are for impregnating and forcing them to wear thigh highs against their will


16939c  No.16456485

>>16456463

>against their will

>implying all tomboys don't secretly want to wear frilly dresses and underwear


2855da  No.16456493

>>16456485

faggots do love crossdressing


311706  No.16456544

>>16456493

Which part of starting a Christian family with a woman involves faggotry?


f9cac6  No.16456727

File: 20e79e50175d0fc⋯.png (160.48 KB, 493x436, 493:436, Suguru_Shadow.png)

>>16456317

GİVE ME A FOOTJOB !! MUSCLE GİRL !!


bd2221  No.16457302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Post vidya tomboys


cb3b96  No.16457341

File: 12adc37d583b10e⋯.png (186.9 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 01cf84fe467fe75968fcfade4e….png)

>>16449468

>and to be lost. Speaking from experience.

Thanks for reminding me, I want a time machine for the ability to shoot myself.


6eac44  No.16457398

File: 259139e93f146d6⋯.png (39.83 KB, 131x249, 131:249, 259139e93f146d66b42d80be06….png)

>>16449078

Sorry anon, but Tomboy stories are worth their weight in gold around parts like these.

Besides, I'm actually fucking curious, if you don't deliver I'll just call you a fan and bully you


3c203e  No.16457400

>>16449104

I am so fucking jealous.

I never got to have any teen romance shit, and it's even worse cause I have a fucking tomboy fetish.


8842f2  No.16458394

File: 27c43d04814b1f1⋯.jpg (226.04 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4QdiyDF.jpg)

Are FROGs the tomboys of the Metal Gear universe?


901e04  No.16458465

>>16453040

>Look everyone, I’m projecting!


8da1cc  No.16459047

File: bc268440b279945⋯.png (576.66 KB, 620x346, 310:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16449158

>>16452980

>>16452901

>>16457398

Fine then you convinced me, though I feel like this will bite me in the ass later.

>So after I told my friends that we basically had sex, they started getting close to her

>Keep in mind I was a kid so I didn't really know what relationships were and shit like that

>A week passes by, haven't talked to my friends lately aside from the occasional "Hello" when passing through each other, as for the tomboy I haven't seen entirely

>Out of nowhere during lunch, a girl i've never spoken to talks to me

I don't remember the conversation too well so i'll try and summarize it to the best of my ability

<Are you the anon that had sex with the boygirl?

>Uh…yeah I think?

<Do you know what you've done? What's the matter with you?

>What are you talking about?

<You told all your friends about that time didn't you? She's having sex with everyone now! She got caught by a teacher having sex with someone during lunch!

>Oh…

After all this happened, she eventually told the story about how all of it started, I had to have a really awkward conversation with my principle about it too, he was confused to why I said so much until the vice principle explained to him that I have no idea how relationships worked.

As for the tomboy, she dropped out afterwards.

About two years later I could have sworn I saw her in the arms of some Mexican guy inside his car while out in the city.


176c06  No.16459064

File: 870031ec7e05175⋯.jpg (49.99 KB, 599x606, 599:606, 1477652892742.jpg)

>>16459047

You failed to protect her. Hell, you failed to even keep a secret.

I am legitimately baffled.


8842f2  No.16459103

File: 1ec16c360f445ba⋯.jpg (43.59 KB, 262x191, 262:191, despair.jpg)

>>16459047

This turn of events is Shakespearean. I expected a tale of happiness and closure, but instead got tragedy and despair. The only upside of reading this is that it serves as a warning to others not to make the same mistake.


c17979  No.16459187

File: b7c80697d253a6c⋯.jpg (96.54 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, f00d12899aa2eb6b1ff4f35161….jpg)

>>16459047

You had something and you lost it. A fool's mistake, but certainly one I'm not unfamiliar with. I'm sorry you lost your chance with the tomboy anon


84fea9  No.16459191

File: 7caafaca6113b2f⋯.png (234.69 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 7caafaca6113b2f9ce446f4b16….png)

>>16459047

>Tomgirl turns into a Tom-slut


aa5e89  No.16459195

File: 713141fad9f831e⋯.jpg (3.61 MB, 3534x4721, 3534:4721, 6f5440eb57b50da8a8aa816664….jpg)

>>16459047

The weak like you shall parish. And, yay it be holy, for mistakes shall be corrected by divine mechanism.


20c61c  No.16459235

File: 2ceff73232b9f05⋯.png (642.53 KB, 637x628, 637:628, fuck you chicken.png)

>>16459047

>he blew it

>one chance and he blew it

I feel for you anon, because I can relate to losing the cute tomgrill

<spurged out over petty shit

<made her a total social-reject out of fear of being hurt again

We can only learn from our mistakes, and not let them define us. Good luck Anon.


c5421b  No.16459258

>>16459191

It's tomboy faggot


37cdec  No.16459260

File: 74883d2e1761e90⋯.png (446.47 KB, 1334x851, 58:37, Helicopterpt1.png)

File: 656e198bea4decf⋯.png (384.68 KB, 1334x851, 58:37, Helicopterpt2.png)

File: 48b14c02980f5ea⋯.png (275.07 KB, 1334x851, 58:37, Helicopterpt3.png)

File: 1a8e38b8413ba2d⋯.png (358.5 KB, 1305x828, 145:92, Helicopterpt4.png)

>>16459047

I want a green text story of the first original encounter. Dialogue, talks before visit, videogame played, sex acts performed,

EVERYTHING


823ac9  No.16459353

>>16459047

well, they do say that tomboys are loose

after all, they spend so much time around men

anyway, i don't blame you for not keeping her because you legitimately had no idea what you were doing; you were too young


8842f2  No.16461152

File: e27f7791a98cb96⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 1700x2803, 1700:2803, anon and his tomboy.gif)

>>16459260

No anon, I don't want to have to make another screencap




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