/v/ - Video Games

>>16391775

I played the shit out of it on 360 a long time ago. Then sometime in the past two or three years I tried playing it again and couldn't stand how unbearably slow the cursor moved among other things.

Listen OP, I humored you the first few times, and talked about the game cause I like it too. But there's just no reason to keep making threads for it like this.

>>16393464

Sure there is. Post more porn.

>>16391967

I used to watch it to.

>>16393490

I never even knew there was a show.

>>16394008

>not chaining a 14-year-old to your stove

>>16400953

Doing G*d's work anon.

>>16400953

You could at least make our resident viva pinata autist's dreams come true and doe it for petula.

>>16393480

40 is the cut off, retard. I don't know almost anybody who was born before their parents were close to 30, and most of the ones who were aren't doing too well financially.

I remember liking it. I also remember enjoying the cartoon based on it.

I remember playing this when I very young sadly couldn't get into it, because my young self was fucking stupid and had no sense of taste, I wish I could pick it up again, is their a xbox 360 emulators yet, I'd love to play this game again.

>>16401241

I don't think there are any decent enough 360 emus yet. If you can hold out another year or so Microsoft is supposed to be releasing gamepass on a bunch of platforms and both games would be included.

>>16401241

>>16401248

There's a port of the first one.

>>16401248

That sounds nice, It would be real nice to play rare games more optimized on pc, than using a shit emulator.

>>16401274

>It would be real nice to play rare games more optimized on pc, than using a shit emulator.

Oddworld got HD ported to PC and runs better on an emulator. Looks better too because they fucked the aesthetic.

>>16401309

She is >>16395555

>>16401311

I thought she was the fat one? Who was the fat one?

>>16401373

I think thats Storkos, she was the lardass who delivered eggs after pinatas danced.

>>16401252

Is the port very buggy? The last time I tried to torrent one it just seemed to crash at the main menu.

>>16401396

I think that's because the game never got properly cracked. The windows version used to require games for windows live but that shut down. I have the actual CD version of the game and I can't get it to work without jumping through hoops to emulate GWL.

>>16394008

Enjoy your autistic and downie kids. Enjoy being too old and tired to play with your kids.

>>16401074

It's a case of society and biology not matching up, so you're damned regardless of which way you go.

>>16402356

I definitely am autistic but I completely agree with you. Unless there's something particular you want to do that you can't do where you are, and even then the "travel" part of it is a huge drawback, not a benefit.

>>16393480

>>16391967

30s are peak for women, faggot

>>16402577

Women start producing downy children at like 25; your hags are genetically inferior for their main purpose at that point.

>>16402356

I'd advise planting roots and having kids then.

>>16402356

Travel is something normalfags do to convince themselves that their lives a) have meaning, and b) don't suck. It stems from the misguided belief that it's not possible to be satisfied with a simple life, that if you haven't seen much of the world you "haven't lived".

In a way it's a form of escapism, but unlike our vidya they spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on just a couple of weeks a year.

>>16411424

Man kangaroos have some weird fucking legs.

>>16413288 (heil'd)

Stop judging others because of differences. A Kangaroo can jump nearly 30 feet with a single jump, can you do that? No? How weird are you? A kangaroo looks like this because it has a different purpose in this ecosystem, it was designed to do it's job, and help sustain the ecosystem for all of us. Judging others by their appearance is part of your survival instinct, but humanity has corrupted that process to the point where they try to create superiority out of thin air by judging others, thereby lying to themselves, and acting against their own survival instinct.

Also VP rocks, VP TiP was too bloated and the party game sucked ass.

>>16413884

Oh, I didn't realize that I'm in between the kindergarten group here. I that case…NO,YOU!

>>16391775

>le ebin weeb retrokid from the sikrit club

>plays microsoft pokemon

The problem with cancer like you, is that you were TAUGHT what old games were good. You didn't learn through experience, so when you see something new, you either 1. compare whether it's identical to the old glories, or 2. evaluate it as naively as any other millennial who doesn't understand shit.

>download iso

>install

>it just werks

Well that's nice. Now I can get infuriated over the small spots of dry dirt that won't go away, all over again.

>>16415182

*play the fuck out of

>>16414059

Fuck off retard.

>>16404404

I've noticed normalfags religiously rave over a lot of things so hard it feels like propaganda being shoved down your throat due to how they can't actually explain why they think you should do it.

>>16415634

The iso I found had a Russian installation wizard, but could install an English copy. Unless you're a computer retard, you should be able to handle a simple installation wizard in another language.

>>16415571

maybe capture pinatas michael vick style by beating them with your pinata? then capture the new one you knocked out, put them on a farm then go home and fuck your wife because you have a yard sale to set up tomorrow

>>16415677

Language ain't the problem. Neither is the hardware considering it's running in a virtual machine with pci passthrough. Trust me under -ideal- conditions with different versions of windows the installer stalls and crashes before it gets done. What setup are you running?

>>16419064

I'm just running a standard Win7 machine. I also happen to have some version of GFWL installed, from Lost Planet 2, which may or may not be significant.

>>16419641

Tried with GFWL as well. Fuck this shit pisses me off. Game is comfy as fuck. Guess I'm stuck stalking anomalously for the next while.

>>16419979

You aren't telling it to install GFWL, itself, are you? That was one of the options in the installer on my iso.

Which Pinata would you fuck?

>>16400953

>>16401309

How're those nude Leafos and Petula models coming? You're not gonna do what 90% of shitty nude mods do and slap on pre-made nipples and manko that clash aesthetically with the overall style of the model, are you?

>>16420211

Yes, the jews have brainwashed me into wanting career prospects, savings and life experience before having kids. I swear to god anyone who took life advice from 8chan would top themselves after realizing how badly they fucked up.

>>16423043

What a strawman. How retardedly ignorant do you have to be to not know that traditionally older men, who have had time to get career prospects, savings, and life experience, married younger women. Unless you're old as fuck, only the woman's age matters towards having healthy kids.

>>16391775

> I play at least 5 hours a day, I'm so hooked.

as someone who played this game, im genuinely curious what you find addictive/fun/good about it?

i always found it was mediocre at best.

the build limitations bothered me. the plethora of cutscenes bothered me, the mating minigames bothered me, and the way they handled multiple gardens bothered me.

even the way money worked was kind of annoying.

>>16429003

The things you described just seem to click for some people.

>>16429049

>>16420231

i require screens of what the nude mods looks like. cant fnd screens for them anywhere.

>>16429049

Doin pinata god's work Anon.

>>16423043

If you have a pussy, then yes, you were brainwashed, women who strive for a career are absolutely retarded

>>16432560

stop posting this shit you fucking nigger.

>>16432597

That is the first time I have ever posted that image.

>>16432672

You are one of the two people ITT who's posted faggot horse porn. Now fuck off.

>>16432699

No one else has posted faggot horse pinata porn but me.

>>16434189

So this post >>16395971 is just you on a proxy?

>>16434192

Where is the faggotry in that? I only see one dick, and it's going into something that does not have a dick, and is most likely female.

>>16434239

>they apparently both characters from the show.

I never watched the show, and didn't even know the show came before the game. This raises some questions about breeding Twingersnaps. Are they they the same as the show? That drawing has a clear difference in eyes, the female head having eyelashes and the male head not having them. I assume this is mirrored in the show. The Twingersnaps in the game don't have that clearly male/female difference, but they do have the same difference in facial pattern.

>the one sucking dick is the female head. So I will begrudgingly admit that it is not strictly gay, but about as close as you can get to it while still having a female involved.

No, you were right in the first place, it is gay. The male head is obviously getting pleasure from it implying that the female head sucking the dick feels like either being fucked in the ass or vagina to him. To say it's not gay would be like saying futa isn't gay as long as the guy doesn't touch the dick.

I want to see a male/female Twingersnap making out with itself.

I forgot how annoying it was to try finding color variations, legitimately. You just try randomly feeding things to a pinata until something works.

>>16434278

>I never watched the show, and didn't even know the show came before the game.

It's more that both came out at the same time. 4kids agreed with Microsoft to make a show tie-in to the game, while the game was still in development.

>>16434552

You want to know the most bullshit one? Dragonaches have a different color depending on what ground you hatch the egg on, and one of them includes the hard cracked dirt that filled your garden in the beginning of the game. If you didnt save a patch of it before hatching your egg, you were shit out of luck.

>>16434979

And now I'm glad I haven't yet played enough to unlock the last garden expansion.

>>16434979

Aren't there tiny little bits you can't satisfy your autism by fixing that can be used?

>>16435884

Yeah but now you also have to position the egg just right onto those tiny bits and you only get one shot at it.

>>16435884

But I think if you start a new garden there will be more dried ground to use. The egg can also be transferred so it shouldn't be a big deal.

>>16438943

I can? I thought Pinatas were stuck in their gardens and you could only have one Dragonache per garden?

>>16440247

>What are fences?

>>16440256

Bart needs to be able to get to them.

>>16440257

I should probably stop commenting since I haven't played this game in years.

>>16439344

The post office. You buy a crate and you can pack it up with 5 of one item or pinata. Then you can send it to yourself and open it in another garden. The dragonache you can only have one of per profile but you can choose to send it away from the menu while its highlighted and Gretchen Fetchem can then bring it to any garden. The egg has to be moved form garden to garden via the post office though.

>>16440264

Like, you were sorta on the nose. I ended up surrounding all but one side of them with fences, to make managing all the incoming pinata easier, but it still feels like bullshit that every single pinata that would even entertain the idea of eating one suddenly knows exactly where they are and feels like having a toxic snack as soon as the fungus is fully grown. I didn't mind them getting sick, but gobbling down the things I had already paid Bart to tinker with was very infuriating.

>>16440277

>it still feels like bullshit that every single pinata that would even entertain the idea of eating one suddenly knows exactly where they are and feels like having a toxic snack as soon as the fungus is fully grown.

They smell, obviously.

>>16440277

Seeing this thread from the index I read this as the pinatas were getting infected with a fungus and eating each other.

>thread still has no pictures of nude mod

sage

>>16440655

Have faith. Even if anon can't get it perfect, I'm sure he'll at the very least upload the base models online for others to try and possibly his own failed attempt.

>>16440820

that's not really acceptable, anon.

>>16442191

I'm just posting the least shitty looking viva pinata r34 I can find occasionally so the the thread doesn't fall off the catalog before you can potentially deliver.

What accessories do you put on your Pinatas.

>>16391967

>I had a girlfriend once

>30 goddamned years old

Just how old are you?

>>16442296

I put a saddle and riding goggles on my Limeoceros. Then I will play the racing mini game for a couple hours.

Her name is Shiela :).

>>16442207

I have doubts about it being the least shitty, and you could also just post anything else to bump rather than awful porn.

>>16434239

you're doing god's work, you fucking scholar.

What do you think the actual likelihood of a new VP coming out are? I feel like the next couple years are the absolute best bet of it ever happening. Microsoft wants to move to PC, rare replay will likely be a port to PC and maybe even Switch. So long as Microsoft wants to continue producing new software and not just port their backlog they will consider the Rare IPs. But then out of all the Rare IPs why would they choose Viva Pinata over say Jet Force or Blast Corps for new entries?

>>16445476

>But then out of all the Rare IPs why would they choose Viva Pinata over say Jet Force or Blast Corps for new entries?

Well, VP did the best of all the franchises Rare has done under Microsoft, except maybe Banjo Kazooie, if we're counting the XBLA ports of the first two. Games like Kameo and Perfect Dark Zero didn't do that great, while VP got a sequel and spin-off title.

>>16446149

The real reason is that Rare doesn't own Jet Force or Blast Corps, Nintendo does.

>>16446207

Dude, both are included in Rare Replay, a currently Xbone exclusive title. You might as well claim Nintendo owns Banjo Kazooie and Perfect Dark.

>look around the garden

>fucking wild salamango just strutting his stuff around the perimeter

I didn't even know pinata like that could show up wild.

>be playing the sequel

>asshole red animals kill my friends

>voodoo man turn friends into candy

>upgrade full totem

>build fence so voodoo guy gets stuck and can't get in

who else played exclusively on /comfy/ mode?

anybody remember using the shitty xbox camera to scan shit. you could get all EVERYTHING, any animal, even in colors like solid black. there was even an item you could spawn which was the title screen in japanese. it crashed the game though

>>16446565

Pretty sure every pinata can be found in the wild as soon as you've met the appearance reqs. Only thing is that for pinatas that rely on transformations, the appeatance req is that you own one. Kinda like the sours.

>>16446578

>Only thing is that for pinatas that rely on transformations

That's the thing, though. Salamangos have to be evolved from Newtgats, and I don't have any current Salamangos.

>>16446589

Did you ever have any salamangos?

>>16446599

Nope. It's why it was so surprising. I had no idea what the thing was, the game announced no new pinata appearance, I looked in my encyclopedia only to find it wasn't there, and had to look online just to figure out what the fuck it was.

>>16446603

Huh, I never knew that could happen either.

>>16446610

I'm not sure if it was even intended. The PC version seems buggier than I remember the console version being, but it's been years since I've played the console version.

>>16446619

I think some random untameable pinatas show up to give you the hint that they exist. Say you saw a wild twingersnap or fourheads. It'd be an obvious hint that there's some way to get it related to the Syrupents.

>>>>16446565

This seems to happen to me consistently when I start new games. I really wish it was possible to interview someone about these quirks but I doubt any of the devs even remember too much about coding this game.

>>16458080

Then pray for a resurgence in this dead game's popularity.

Is there any good way to find which pinatas can evolve and how besides talking to Leafos? I don't want to just look them all up on gamefaqs.

Also I just got a dragonache, are they actually good for anything besides value?

>>16440247

>>16440257

You can grow the toadstools right at the edge of the garden and build a three-sided fence around them, with the fourth side being the garden's edge. Your pinatas won't be able to reach them, but Bart can since he comes from outside. He may get stuck once he's finished, but at that point you can safely delete the fence.

>>16462790

>Is there any good way to find which pinatas can evolve

Not a good way, but occasionally untameable evolved pinatas may wander through the garden and their similarities to their unevolved counterparts act as a hint to what can evolve.

>>16462790

Dragonaches scare off all Sours and Ruffians.

That's interesting about the three-sided fence working, I think I tried to do that but put the outer edge at the wrong side and Bart couldn't get there. Could make one of the fences an outward swinging gate, then you don't have to worry about him getting stuck.

>>16463692

>I don't trust torrents so I'll trust the one a random person on the internet will give me

>>16464192

I don't trust spic torrents either, pretty much anything that comes from any spic specific domains. I've been burned too many times.

Wait a sec, Rare made this? I legit thought it was a beaner game made by spics.

>>16464342

Nope, they just chose Pinatas for stylistic reasons.

>>16467748

What a faggot.

>>16415571

Rune Factory is already Harvest Moon but with monsters you can collect and use.

>>16468105

Maybe Digimon World for VP+Poke?

>>16467748

>whines about "nintentoddlers"

>in a thread about a game series that would have been right at home on nintendo platforms, by a dev heavily associated with and much more popular when under nintendo

Amazing joke, anon.

>>16467748

Godspeed Anon.

The dream is dead. SFM models never ever.