33ed12 No.16348105
>pining for Burnout
>saw pic related
>nearly shat
Just noticed this existed, It's essentially Burnout minus some OTT bells and whistles but will give any old treesiddy owner with half decent taste a little twitch in their balls, it could do with a soundtrack, not seen a Crash Mode yet (which is a fucking pisser) and maybe could use more garage shit to fiddle with but it's not bad overall.
0eae5a No.16348113
>>16348105
>a picture
where is the gameplay
af41e9 No.16348125
>>16348113
Here's some gameplay
the game only feels like burnout when you're in the hood camera, the drifting is fucking shit, sliding along the rails bumps you instead of actually sliding along the rail, the steering steers too easy because LMAO HEATWAVE LMAO BURNOUT 2 LMAO SAME MISTAKES AS BURNOUT DOMINATOR MAKING EVERY FUCKING TRACK WIDE
0eae5a No.16348351
>>16348125
looks like need for speed 2010
389481 No.16348385
>>16348351
Because EA had Criterion take over the NFS franchise.
It made NFS and Burnout worse.
c11d55 No.16348417
>Epic exclusive
I take it it's already been cracked and pirated? Otherwise, fuck off.
OP loves Chinese dicks, because he can fit twice as many of them in his mouth at the same time
655f11 No.16348443
How's Burnout Paradise? I've wanted to try it out for a while now but I've heard some pretty bad things about it.
618bc3 No.16348474
>epic exclusive
Yeah, just in case:
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e7c955 No.16348476
>>16348125
>no understeer
>no friction
>bump off of rails instead of sliding along
You know
I'm not so much into car physics hardcore that i want to simulate realistic driving like forza does, because forza overdoes it and reminds you that driving really fast irl isn't that fun or easy
but if your hardcore driving game feels like youre moving toy cars along with your hand you can fuck off.
e7c955 No.16348481
>>16348474
If you're trying to trigger china why don't you just mention taiwan
>>16348443
Burnout paradise is a sandbox game. The actual objectives the game gives you are pretty shallow but are ok distractions. The real fun comes from seeing how fast you can maneuver around difficult roads and find stunt paths and then just at the end of your run smacking your car into a railing at a 90 degree angle and watching your car's crumple zone crumple so hard it turns perfectly flat. And then the car explodes in a paint scraping blood curdling metallic screaming hunk of unusable totalled junk as you sit there laughing at the world's least survivable car accident.
The accident you caused. And you laugh. Because it was no accident.
Don't buy the game. Pirate it.
fb99ff No.16348484
>>16348474
Does Tencent still own that much of Epic games though? They owned close to 50 percent back in 2013 but IIRC in October a bunch of other companies jumped on the bandwagon including Disney and Tencents stake in the company has shrank considerably. Tim Sweeney has always been a majority owner
d65fcf No.16348488
Where's the magnet link at? I'll have Tim Sweeney pay for my copy, thanks.
609467 No.16348576
>>16348443
I hated it. It's billed as being a sandbox racer where any race can have any route in the city. The reality is, any race is won the second you get on the straight line leading to the finish line and get boost. The AI just can't catch up to you.
Meanwhile crashes feel scripted and not as satisfying as they did. I'm not sure how to accurately describe it, but gravity feels unnatural during your crash animations and you can crash for not even touching something, or giving an opponent a light tap. It just doesn't feel as exhilarating as Takedown did.
>>16348125
Isn't this a Takedown Map, and the Takedown UI? Also that car turned on practically a dime, which is not something I recall any of the cars doing.
609467 No.16348577
my funposting days have caught up to me
3003d0 No.16348901
>dangerous driving
>epic game store
fuck off
33ed12 No.16348944
>>16348113
Play it and find out for yourself
>>16348443
Terrible the DJ faggot is interminable and can't be turned off
>>16348488
Find it yourself you lazy fuck
>>16348901
The only reason that would have an impact on you is if you were buying the game you tremendous faggot.
828ab8 No.16349022
ed0760 No.16349028
>>16348125
>All that crap
>mfw we will never have another great reckless racing game like Burnout 3 Takedown and Burnout 4 Revenge
18b2de No.16349071
>>16348944
If that was really your biggest problem, there's a mod that removes the dj.
33ed12 No.16349110
>>16349071
There's more wrong with it besides that, the 'open world' conceit just made everything feel pointless and unfocused, the crashes were unsatisfying, which is also the case with DD unfortunately, also if I remember correctly and I do; they advertised for fucking Obama on the in-game billboards, doesn't matter when it was that it ever happened is repellently grimy and editing the terrible shit out of a game doesn't erase the stink of cancer that permeates it.
679fde No.16349117
>>16349110
>they advertised for fucking Obama on the in-game billboards
Wait, what?
33ed12 No.16349565
>>16349117
I believe it boils down to EA selling online adspace when the game was vaguely popular and the dems bought a chunk to whore Bammer to the big thumbed masses. If only someone had managed to stop IRL politics getting crowbarred into vidya back then eh.
2bc737 No.16349647
>>16349110
thank god someone finally dug up this image. Now I can forever end the "We aren't talking politics here this is vidya"(when the topic is clearly politically motivated)
Vidya is culture or is informed by culture, culture is inherently political.
aba548 No.16349758
>>16349647
>one political ad in a racing game at a time where advertisements in games were common
>this somehow means games are inherently political
Stick to the GG thread, fucko.
c1fd4a No.16349792
>>16349647
Just fuck off entirely. No one wants you here.
c11d55 No.16349928
>>16349565
>If only someone had managed to stop IRL politics getting crowbarred into vidya back then eh.
The Sarah Palin character model was pretty fun to play with in Mercenaries 2 though.
26924a No.16350257
>>16348476
"Hardcore driver game" where did he say that? Or maybe you think burnout is a hardcore driver game?
33ed12 No.16351281
>>16349647
Crowbarring IRL politic shit into games is the behaviour of a pathetic hack or an ardent propagandist. Both can get fucked.
9bdb01 No.16357482
Just tried this game today. It's trash, complete utter irredeemable trash that feels more like an one-man indie Burnout ripoff made in Unity Personal by some turk or slav and put on Steam for five bucks, rather than an almost direct sequel to Burnout 3 made by former devs.
Anyone who misses classic Burnout is much better off just emulating the PS2 versions. It's an unfinished game that should still be in beta or early access.
07fcee No.16357611
>>16348476
>but if your hardcore driving game feels like youre moving toy cars along with your hand you can fuck off.
That's unironically their philosophy and it's fun
>>16348443
The fun lies within the multiplayer where you choose the fastest routes to win a race in a nonlinear manner.
4fc199 No.16357618
>>16350257
I'm guessing the game in the OP is a wanna be hardcore driver game in the likes of Forza.
33ed12 No.16358821
>>16357482
It definitely needs more work and polishing but the bones are there.
>>16357618
nope
9bdb01 No.16359520
>>16358821
>It definitely needs more work and polishing but the bones are there.
>"updates will fix it!"
>"give it time with more work and polish it'll become great!"
I don't fall for this meme anymore. If the initial released product is a turd, you'll only be working on and polishing a turd, and in the end it will still be a polished turd.
0b8687 No.16359526
>>16348944
>Terrible the DJ faggot is interminable and can't be turned off
He can be. Under the options if you turn off Tips it silences the DJ completely.
e0336c No.16366092
>>16348576
>>16348443
yeah this tbh, the game is ok for what it is, i liked the idea of the different car/boost types but honestly you're better off emulating burnout legends on psp, it's more challenging and feels like a proper racer, paradise is too open and there's literally zero tracks, it worked in nfsu2 but sucks here. or emulate takedown if you can run it properly
also fitboy magnet - magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9cb5ab2a1a2bc1fbbed5b2a6983fc885e0f00cd4&dn=Dangerous%20Driving%20%5bFitGirl%20Repack%5d
0b8687 No.16366904
>>16366092
>Legends
Dominator is better. Maniac mode is a treasure.
568cdd No.16366989
>>16366904
>Dominator
OH OH OH OH
YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING NOW
0b8687 No.16367009
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16366989
I still have no idea why they included Girlfriend in every language on Earth.
568cdd No.16367026
>>16367009
I had no idea that fucking song had all those versions. Who even asked for them?
e0336c No.16367037
>>16366904
is that the one where you can drive into ped cars from behind and not crash? legends was essentially a watered down takedown whereas dominator felt like a shittier revenge. I'd need to play it again though
9bdb01 No.16367042
>>16366904
Burnout Dominator is a great entry in the series that's really underrated and overlooked, probably because it was released only for the PSP and PS2 when the Xbox 360 and PS3 were already around and Burnout Paradise had already been announced. I actually like Dominator more than 3 and Revenge, especially because it completely scrapped the crash mode which I've never been a fan of, and only focuses on high speed events. I also think the tracks from Dominator are better than Revenge, and while all of them have trash songs, on the whole the soundtrack is much better than in 3 and Revenge.
If you're going to play or emulate Burnout Dominator get the PS2 version, it has much better graphics than the PSP version and runs at 60 fps.
8dc433 No.16367045
e0336c No.16367049
>>16367009
>>16367026
fuck you fags, that's grown on me
sage
568cdd No.16367060
>>16367037
Dominator was actually a great game. The Chain Boost was hype as fuck, and it got ride of the boring crash mode/traffic check shit. It also has some pretty sick hotrods.
e0336c No.16367066
>>16366904
also sorry for potentially triple posting but what was maniac mode? was it the "see how much shit you can fuck up" type of mode for dominator?
e0336c No.16367077
>>16367060
>traffic check
i could've sworn that was in it, i'll obviously need to play it again
568cdd No.16367083
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16367066
>what was maniac mode?
Chain boosting (and earning more boost to chain) all the way to the finish line without letting go of the boost.
In other words, Burnout at its essence. It's by far the best mechanics in the series.
e0336c No.16367101
>>16367083
lol i do remember that, i don't know why but i don't remember dominator as well as legends and other titles. reminds me of the b2 boost system mixed with b3 gameplay. i'll need to download that at somepoint
cheers for the vid
0b8687 No.16367111
>>16367037
Only Revenge and certain cars in Paradise can drive into same-way traffic. The same way traffic checks really grew on me in Revenge after a while.
>>16367083
This, but also your burnout chain dictated your score multiplier for driving oncoming, drifting, and air time. My only qualm with it is that you only get two laps per run, instead of something like getting to extend your time indefinitely.
568cdd No.16367135
>>16367111
>extend your time indefinitely.
That's be bad though. You'd have to either quit or crash in order to end the event. That'd kill the fun of finishing it going fast.
0b8687 No.16367159
>>16367135
Ideally the time constraint would become hard enough that only perfect driving would get you to the next checkpoint/lap to extend your time. Also if we're making wishes, import in the Heatwave mechanic from Dangerous Driving that increases your top speed by 2 MPH for every successful burnout chain to ensure it gets infinitely harder.
f27bc0 No.16367214
>>16366092
Takedown emulates like shit. At least on pcsx2, I haven't fucked with it beyond that but just seeing the box art makes me want to because the game is solid gold.
e0336c No.16367353
>>16367214
yeah it's depressing we can't play shit like that or other ps2 exclusives
and unless your autist to the max, buying a ps2 console trying to play it just isn't the same (without a crt which none of us own), i should be able to emulate b3 niggers
f27bc0 No.16367577
>>16367353
I mean I have my PS2 and copy of the game, but the TV issue and my disk being shredded by use are both ones I experience. Also my laser sucks because it's a fat original PS2 that had the laser fixed 5 times by Sony lmao.
db5549 No.16367647
>>16367214
>>16367353
I've been replaying it the past few weeks on pcsx2 and it's fine. The skybox never renders but it runs well.
568cdd No.16367703
Fresh webm
You think that you don't have to ever quit
You think that you can get away with it
You think the light won't be ever lit
e0336c No.16367732
>>16367577
fair play play i'm the same, just can be arsed setting the shit up
>>16367647
yeah the skybox was annoying but if it runs fine for you, fuck it
anytime i tried it, it would just be choppy, unplayable sadly
c36cab No.16367746
>>16367214
I had no problems emulating Takedown besides the skybox not rendering, did you try the fixes they suggest in the pcsx2 wiki?
db5549 No.16367772
>>16367732
It's weird because I remembered it running like shit for me too however long ago I last tried it. I only tried it again after playing DD and now it works. Who knows what version of pcsx2 I was using then or what my settings were. I may not have even had the same hardware.
e0336c No.16367791
>>16367746
not him but i haven't, most ps2 games run like shit for me, aside from outbreak and sometimes hctp, with those games it's fine but a frame rate drop for burnout means i'm donald-ducked
0b8687 No.16367984
>>16367703
I was disappointed when I heard the original version so many years later. It's just not as energetic.
f27bc0 No.16368173
>>16367647
>>16367732
>>16367746
Skybox thing is a non-issue for me but the game runs like ass past the first couple tracks. It'll probably work better next attempt because I've changed nothing.
>>16367791
Fucken saved.
e0336c No.16368194
>>16368173
my man, esther ku's the name she's a comedian and genuinely relatively funny
9bdb01 No.16368224
>>16367703
>>16367732
To get the skybox to render properly, you just have to start races in software mode and then during the race, use the PCSX2 hotkey that switches to hardware mode (I don't remember which). The skybox will be rendered correctly in hardware mode. This must be done in every race.
568cdd No.16370861
>>16367042
I'm replaying both versions on emulators and I have to say the PSP version is overall better. For some reason the PS2 version feels slower, cars feel less controllable and there seems to be input lag in the port. The camera also seems lower than the psp version and it's hard to see traffic coming up.
8dc433 No.16370938
Burnout Paradise killed Burnout.
3044d3 No.16371183
All these dead or stuck on console driving games makes me want to produce my own for PC. Any good settings or themes i could use?
>dangerous driving
>removing the bells and whistles OTT that made burnout burnout
The best thing about burnout was the OTT crashing and destruction
e0336c No.16371234
>>16371183
not only that but i'd argue the soundtrack helped burnout too
as gay as it is that early 00's alt/punk/rock made the games, imagine crazy taxi without the offspring or bad religion?
same with thps
33ed12 No.16371543
Anyone who doesn't like crash mode is some kind of soulless husk.
e0336c No.16371601
>>16371543
too right, i mind being a kid and me and my dad would play it non-stop, he was always drinking so it was cool to see him somewhat chilled, until i beat his highscore…
oh boy, so i beat him at crash, his drunk reaction? makes me beat him off and makes me drink it
cool guy when he's sober though
0b8687 No.16371614
>>16371543
Just get Danger Zone 2, it's Burnout's crash mode, but harder across the board. The kinda weird driving physics won't feel as bothersome as they do in Dangerous Driving.
Avoid Danger Zone 1, it's much rougher around the edges with a need to get a seemingly invisible boost start, on top of an even more soulless test crash cummy environment.
33ed12 No.16371937
>>16359520
Oh I doubt it'll get better in this iteration but a later one might crack it.
>>16359526
The last time I played it or cared was a few months after its release, I'm never going near it again.
>>16370938
Left an unfortunate stink on it for sure.
>>16371614
>Danger Zone 2
Checking this out now, yeah I think I tried the first one and hated it utterly so we'll see.
568cdd No.16372337
>>16371543
Crash Mode is fun with friends but it's repetitive as shit. I mean, you just crash your car and blow it up. The racing modes are a lot more engaging since their focus is to not crash.
0195e5 No.16374227
>>16348105
It lost me at:
>Epic Games Store Only
I guess the EA hasn't completely left them… The chances of me buying it are about as big as the chances of it getting released on GOG.
272f93 No.16378823
i was looking for an extended version of B2 ost Ocean Sprint to play it int the background for this game and couldnt find any so i made one myself and i want to share it with you faggots
https://mega.nz/#!D4lQRCQZ!LkZj3XWKaj3vOEMPEDpB6ZnOm7V-duBU1PxKcyBxMMQ
enjoy
8dc433 No.16378928
>>16371937
There hasnt been a Burnout game since.
bbe081 No.16379095
>>16368194
>esther ku
Isn't that the one who is known for masturbating during her podcasts or something like that?
568cdd No.16379187
>>16378823
Just found Burnout 2's OST in raw format. This shit's hard to find. The raw files clock at over 6 minutes each.
e0336c No.16379228
>>16379095
i think so, i only her from o&a
sage for unrelated
272f93 No.16379516
>>16379187
Linky or you stinky
568cdd No.16379529
>>16379516
What the fuck, I'm no stinky.
Just download the game's Gamecube ISO, Gamecube ISO Tool, extract the ISO, and play the files in it through Foobar. Convert them to .wav and voila.
e0336c No.16379575
>>16379529
was b2 on gamecube? fuck i'll need to get it if true
one thing i hate, unless you gimp yourself, you're constantly picking the drivers ed car
568cdd No.16379596
>>16379575
Yeah. Xbox too.
Burnout 2's actually kind of unremarkable. Near misses don't even count if you scrape on civilian vehicles and you can't use the boost until the bar is full.
e0336c No.16379616
>>16379596
yeah downloading it just now man
i loved that system, b3 will always be the best but the boost system in 2 was brilliant