/v/ - Video Games

There's a bigfoot hunting game released sometime in the past year or two. It's you typical low effort asset flip but still in concept it's pretty much what you'd expect: setting up cameras and traps, going in and out of your camper and running like a bitch when he finds you.

Listen anon I like threads about ayys and sexy ayy girls, but this is not how you do it.

>>16289796

>Thread about spooky greys

You mean the same one the "volunteers" deleted for no reason other than "fuck off" as a reason?

>>16289806

This. /v/ is only about E-Drama. Try to talk about a videogame or videogames without E-Drama attached to it and it's bound to get deleted.

>>16289828

The mods delete the e-drama stuff as well.

Destroy All Humans worked well. You'd probe humans for brainpower which allowed you to get upgrades and the game basically was all about making you the President by putting people you hypnotized and/or fugged in power.

2 was more of an odd Spy Movie type of deal.

I honestly wouldn't mind playing a reverse X-Com where you're the one invading.

>>16290846

Also where are the ayylien chicks

>>16289796

XCOM the Bureau, the original FPS version with investigation gameplay was supposed to be like that where you slowly unravel an alien conspiracy, but nah, they turned into Mass Defect TPS style shit game.

>>16290867

What do you expect? It was hated because of spergs like Spoony going I-I-IT'S NOT TBS REEE.

Enemy Unknown, Within and XCOM2 are garbage.

>>16290868

no matter how much I hate the industry I will never make an ass out of myself as badly as Spoony did

>>16290867

>>16290944

So we got Mass Effect with the X-COM license instead of Heavy Rain with the X-COM license. I can't say I give a shit either way.

>>16289796

Red dead redemption has a jackalope in the base game, the zombie DLC has bigfoot, chupacabra and a unicorn for you to track down and hunt, the last one is a bitch to get since you need to acquire the 4 horses of the apocalypse first do these count as cryptids?, get the last and best outfit, which requires you to essentially 100% the game, kill the chupacabra, which is hard to track down, and then ride near matedero until the fucker spawns, is the horse worth it? Hell no, it has gay butterflies and rainbows around him and is slower and frailer than death, not to mention that if you kill him or break another horse the unicorn never spawns again, at least you get a trophy i guess.

>>16290983

Oh and you don't get a deed to the unicorn either unlike the 4 other special horses.

Slenderman has lots of games :^)

In all fairness, Slenderman is an interesting case example of how urban myths which clearly have fantasy/fictional origins can transform into "real" ones, to the point that some stupid psycho kids start stabbing their friends over it. And that is when you consider how you can simply look up the original fucking SA post.

>>16291691

>Game sells itself based on franchise name included in title

>People hate it because it doesn't live up to franchise name included in title

I'm sorry to say this but excusing this kind of behaviour makes you look like a battered housewife at best and a genuine cuckold at worst.

>>16291733

Also the trailer looks fake as shit.

>>16291746

Added effect of restarting the studio's entire progress with the the game by redoing it into a third-person shooter with no personality and bare minimum soap opera story, also managed to kill the studio too after release, the studio's expertise was in FPS games but retarded niggers who complained got the mediocre game they wanted, without ever thinking of what "spinoffs" are.

>>16291733

Only if you had any attachment to the original IP to begin with. Anon's got a point, it did actually seem like a cool game when you set aside what it was doing with the IP. Granted that was probably a red flag that the game wasn't being made with the best intentions.

>>16292086

>retarded niggers who complained got the mediocre game they wanted

Nobody wanted that game. And are you really trying to blame X-COM fans for wanting and X-COM game to bear the slightest similarity to X-COM? The fault lies with whoever decided to slap the name of a beloved and dead franchise on game that had nothing in common with it, not even aesthetically, for a quick cashgrab, and then decided to completely retool the game after they got the highly predictable negative response for their attempt at tricking people into buying it.

The initial trailer for the Bureau did look pretty cool and it might have been a decent game, but we'll never know because some kike was too afraid to make a new IP.

Are lovecraft monsters considered cryptids?

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>>16289796

A mod of original x-com called x-files does this. You start out as a poorly funded group with 2 agents and have to rent cars and use public transportation. Starts 2 years before the alien invasion. You will do things like investigate cults and strange creatures.

>>16294381

make the monster hide in your penis polygons and when the monster needs to be loaded in the peen rearranges itself into the monster like nanobots

>>16294381

Make it about the terrifying, horrible, dreadful air rods.

>>16293165

>Blaming X-Cuck "fans" like Spoony and Pissed Pedro for killing a studio and forcing them to restart the work and going third-person when the veterans who worked on the game were the people who helped make Bioshock 1 and 2.

I'm just questioning if turds like you have any idea of game development, it's like forcing a mobile game developer to make a Triple-A FPS game WITHOUT the area of expertise and experience, but don't worry, I'm blaming both sides of the dipshit fence, the publisher and devs for kowtowing to this fucking shit and doubling the money wasted in development and the retards who got what they wanted, it was amusing seeing Spoony and 7 Peso Jose complain about this spinoff, then praise them after E3 2010 that they're redoing game development to make it into a Mass Effect B-movie game, the former complained about the quality, the latter forgot about it ever existing, if we had more fans than put pressure like this to publishers, the crash can come faster.

>>16289796

Try Hounds of the Blade anon, its full of cryptids

>>16294482

are you a faggot?

Its literally just a guy getting scared at flashing lights and hunchbacked people walking around

I wish the character would shut the fuck up, sounds like a beta cuck getting NTRed most of the time, except at the end where he screams like that guy who shoved his cock into a power circuit.

I just remembered a game that might be right up OPs alley, assuming he can deal with early 90s late 80s PC interface. Apparently the PC Engine version is wildly different.

>>16289828

>You mean the same one the "volunteers" deleted[…]

<enjoying template viral marketing threads

Maybe create a thread that isn't obvious shill-shit.

>>16295798

I have the original 6 issues digitally somewhere but I cannot seem to find them at the moment because I am a slob when it comes to sorting my files. I'll keep looking for you

>>16300626

>vola

If I knew what it was I would do what it do.

>>16300818

That actually looks cool. What the fuck were they thinking with the movie? Those arent niggers on the cover. Not one of them.

>>16301033

honestly I don't think there are any niggers in this at all, just a few maybe beaner drug runners. even the bank robbers look more like canadians than anything else

it is worth noting that aircel got bought out by Malibu Comics somewhere between the first and second volume even though the second volume still says aircel on it anyways after the second volume malibu was bought out by (((marvel)))

>>16301033

Will Smith was flat out the biggest actor on the planet when it came out, so of course they did it.

>>16304057

Acceptable

>>16301396

Honestly nowadays I even forget why Will Smith was ever big back then. I hated him in MiB so much.

>>16304599

Fresh Prince reruns.

>>16304057

I find the concept that a girl put on all that ayy make up just to shoot porn way more hot than the porn itself.

>>16301396

The original sidekick is much cooler looking. Fuck that nogger.