d9bcef No.16279487
Did I miss the threads? Why isn't anyone jerking off to melon tits here?
Literally the greatest surprise, and the best game Inti Creates has made yet. Besides Gal Gun, I guess.
553edc No.16279502
This is a shill thread but I haven't played it so I want to see how it will be shilled.
How about these digits
d9bcef No.16279507
>>16279502
Every thread is a shill thread
553edc No.16279515
>16279507
just sell me the game you fucking faggot or no play no buy no care
52169b No.16279526
d9bcef No.16279576
>>16279515
Okay well it's apparently better than the remake. I'm not sure how accurate that is, but I'm having fun with it. It's not a Metroidvania so much anymore, since all the different sectors are now planets you have to travel to. Space travel is just a level select, and you can check if you missed an item there. But to be honest, you're not gonna miss any unless you try to force your way around them. Even then, the levels are made in such a way that you'll stumble upon them eventually. What's more, most of them–beyond the ones you find on planetoids–are essential for progression.
The story is your real doll from the last game (the remake) still had remnants of space aids from the final boss encounter. It rapidly overtakes half her body, and makes her grow bigger tits. Clearly an ass man, you assume the role of Jason, as he takes her to space in his tank, since Earth had fuck-all to cure her with. During your journey, you'll encounter other tank drivers, who got retconned as a gimmick in the "deep lore" of Blaster Master, and often times try to kill you due to misunderstandings. They also have alien androids that co-pilot with them, and they form stereotypical duos. One couple is written to talk like Southerners, because they resemble Edo-period Japanese people.
You also get a wall-jump for your tank, which is tricky to work with. All of Jason's weapons on foot are different, and he has a counter system with different moves you can acquire. He looks kinda edgy with a cloak now.
All I can say is, the planets themselves are your standard mazes with puzzles. They're not too hard, but I've found myself dying to the environment more than I'd like. Bosses are pretty difficult, too; I died the most to one of the other tank pilots. You get to fight one of them on foot, too.
625870 No.16279578
Is it coming to PC? if not then it doesn't matter.
d9bcef No.16279581
>>16279578
It's on Switch.
625870 No.16279587
>>16279581
then it doesn't matter.
281223 No.16279590
>>16279581
>Switch Exclusive
<Why are there no threads?
Console exclusives blow ass.
52169b No.16279602
>>16279590
I suppose you think multiplats are de facto amazing then?
d9bcef No.16279605
>>16279590
It's odd that on some days, I see a lot of positivity towards the Switch on this board. While on others, it's autistic hard-asses like you that have zero tolerance for the government spying on you. Could you possibly make up your minds?
d9bcef No.16279607
>>16279602
He's just mad he can't play it on his Linux distro.
ef43e8 No.16279628
Unless Nintendo paid for its development I'm pretty sure it will probably come to other platforms once the exclusivity window closes in 3 to 6 months
d9bcef No.16279632
>>16279628
If it's any indication, the remake was only on 3DS and Switch.
Besides, you sound just like a Smash Bros. roster theorist. Literally nothing to go on.
553edc No.16279657
03a8d0 No.16279709
Since she's a pot head, you think she smokes, uses a bong, or goes for edibles?
058c81 No.16279852
>Gal*Gun
>good
Promising idea, absolute letdown. Also have melons from the last drawthread.
>>16279605
/v/ is not a hivemind.
be5243 No.16279856
Judging from Inti's previous experience, I'd venture to guess this game is full of lazy spike pits and terrible pacing?
38db97 No.16279877
>>16279852
>a literal bush
this character design is too good for this world
189e43 No.16279964
>>16279852
From drawthreads here? Damn, that's pretty good.
058c81 No.16279975
>>16279877
That's artistic license. Not that I'm complaining either.
a680b5 No.16279991
>>16279852
I wanna put my dick in that
f0f1db No.16280030
180562 No.16280119
I bought BM01 and 02 the moment I saw melontits.
More like the trailer just reminded me that I had a switch since last november and I could play it now. I previously saw the game but thought "I can't play it since it's switch exclusive".
The game is pretty good, and the second game has so much waifushit in it it's insane.
2cee4b No.16280300
>>16280119
How hard is it compared to the first game? BM01 was ez minus area 7 and 8, not counting Destroyer Mode, because that one is just bullshit.
b4a4d0 No.16280316
>>16279487
Oh, it's that one boss everybody is fapping to.
>>16280300
You can't faceroll (can't think of another term)with the Wave Gun, if that's what you're asking.
375a8f No.16280548
>>16279487
>>16279852
>>16280119
The only good posters ITT are Kanna posters. Everyone else is a fag
052ecd No.16281194
>>16279709
maybe her last name is bis
f5f842 No.16281214
>>16279852
>Try to find original author by using google image search
>Someone uploaded this to Know Your Meme
>It says the source is 8ch
Okay.
ecc034 No.16281261
>>16280548
How Nintendo approved this?
570fda No.16281285
>>16281214
KYM has some overlap with this site.
052ecd No.16281322
>>16281285
i wonder if theyre in a clique and they all upvote eachother on other internet websites
4d28d3 No.16281333
Inti Creates made Gal Gun?
947f10 No.16281349
>>16281285
>leftypol and leftpol are different boards
not falling for that
dbab81 No.16281352
The plant girl has a flower pot for a head. Does she count as an "object head"?
3fa018 No.16281360
>>16281333
I thought the first game was made by some company called Alchemy but I know Inti got involved with it at some point. Mighty Gunvolt (the 8bit Gunvolt spinoff) had a Gal Gun level and some of the characters.
0475db No.16281361
>>16281352
Shamefully obvious setup.
38db97 No.16281439
this is going to bite nintendo in the ass almost as hard as Bowsette
4d28d3 No.16281458
>>16281439
Doubt it. Art of her isn't even remotely being made at the same rate.
f6b204 No.16281484
>>16281352
How about you fuck off with that stupid bullshit?
>>16281439
>bowsette
>biting nintendo in the ass
huh?
068103 No.16281489
>>16281439
Tomboys are the current in meme fetish, plants missed their opportunity.
8ecf50 No.16281500
>>16281439
>still peddling the "nintendo was behind bowsette" meme
d9bcef No.16281506
>>16281500
Exactly. No one was behind Bowsette. It just took of on it's own.
a8e812 No.16281512
>>16281439
> bite nintendo in the ass almost as hard as Bowsette
I fail to see how that bit nintendo in the ass. Only thing they did is make a family friendly version (the one with the green dress).
7156ad No.16281515
>>16281352
Girls with objects for heads are my fetish.
f6b204 No.16281522
>>16281515
nah you're just a meme spewing fag.
4d28d3 No.16281524
>>16281522
I don't think object head is a meme anon.
f6b204 No.16281525
44a7d1 No.16281528
Let's talk about the game!!
I never heard previous Blaster Master Zero, based on the squeal trailer is it similar vein with megaman?
052ecd No.16281529
>>16281439
biting usually implies some kind of negative repercussion. im confused as to how youd come to the conclusion that it hurt them.
that said, i would love to see more of this plant woman
78d6dc No.16281530
>>16281528
Read a book you stupid fucking spic.
0475db No.16281536
>>16281528
>not knowing what one of the best games on the NES is
Go back to wherever you came from.
4d28d3 No.16281538
>>16281525
I looked it up and you were actually right.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/object-head
How did you even know of this obscure meme term? I don't think it's ever been used here before.
052ecd No.16281540
>>16281528
i only ever played the first one on the nes honestly. its kind of like metroid if metroid had mini zelda dungeons.
a8e812 No.16281541
>>16281528
I have no idea about Blaster master zero but have you really never heard of blaster master? its one of those NES classics people talked about. I remember hearing about it a lot when some wiiware remake came out and people were comparing the two.
f6b204 No.16281543
>>16281538
Because only memeing niggers feel the need to overbroaden and define shit like that, and I see a lot of crossposters post the same shit.
8dc62f No.16281550
>>16281541
I think most people have heard of Blaster Master for NES and maybe the first Zero, but aren't there several other Blaster Master games? I swear there was a Gameboy one and maybe a Playstation one.
7156ad No.16281580
>>16281522
>>16281525
>>16281538
Object heads are a niche fetish. That site catalogs different fetishes under "meme" pages.
There's a whole thread on >>>/d/
3fa018 No.16281589
>>16281550
There is a Blaster Master 2 on Sega Genesis I think. I know it's a notoriously shitty sequel. I don't know much about the game boy version except that there was one.
If you want to get technical the original game was called Metafight, it had a completely different storyline about saving a cute girl from an alien kingdom or some shit. For the US version the publisher rewrote the whole thing and attached an intro cutscene about a kid chasing his pet frog, and nips thought that was actually more interesting than what they originally did. Zero reboots the whole thing with a plot that mixes the stories of both versions into this odd mishmash. Somehow it worked.
d9bcef No.16281598
>>16281589
They still call the enemies "mutants" too. Which is weird.
4d28d3 No.16281603
>>16281589
There was also a Blaster Master for the GBC, Blaster Master: Blasting Again for Playstation, and a remake of the first game called Blaster Master: Overdrive for Wiiware.
d6ea7c No.16281607
>>16281580
>object heads is a fetish
And I thought the peaks of degeneracy ended at consensual petrification and breaking.
44a7d1 No.16281612
>>16281530
>>16281536
>>16281540
>>16281541
Sorry for the misspelled, in my place at that time only rich kids get the ori NES and most I got is non-functional chink copycat. So my experience at that time the game publish is limited.
I just want to know why its so memorable and how the sequel compare with it.
e8db8f No.16281613
>>16281607
Nah, consensual petrification is dogshit compared to consensual necrophilia to pay for revival fees.
02d8c7 No.16281618
>>16281607
>consensual petrification and breaking.
link pls
d9bcef No.16281623
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16281603
Christ, it's awful. It's like they saw Konami's WiiWare remakes and tried to copy their homework.
38db97 No.16281646
>>16281529
>>16281512
>>16281500
>>16281484
I'm not saying they made it, I'm saying the melon plant and stupid sexy bowsette would hurt their reputation as a family friendly company. But to be fair I haven't really followed nintendo's policy much after Wii, so I might be looking at this wrong. Just thought they didn't follow the "any publicity is good publicity" school of thought.
Especially now that they're handing out their IPs to anyone who asks, allegedly.
83335b No.16281650
if you were to bite into kanna's breasts you guys think she'd have pulp inside or human innards
3fa018 No.16281654
>>16281603
Huh you're right. Doesn't seem like most of those were well received, either. Kind of strange for such an obscure franchise to survive on such minimal fanfare when so many beloved franchises die off.
I personally enjoy zero though. It's a bit too easy but it was fun. Unfortunately I haven't had time to play zero 2 yet, I've been trying to finish up a couple other games I've been playing first.
7156ad No.16281658
>>16281607
Object heads can still have vanilla romance.
a313c8 No.16281659
>>16279852
>canon shibari
Why do I the feeling that if the ropes are undone the literal melons will fall off
3fa018 No.16281672
>>16281646
Xenoblade 2 has characters drawn by ero artists. Fire Emblem has been a waifufest for years now. I don't think Nintendo is deeply concerned about girls in skimpy outfits ruining their reputation, except for NoA Treehouse.
BMZ2 isn't even a first party title, Nintendo doesn't seem to intervene with third party devs so long as they get past the rating boards.
38db97 No.16281723
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>>16281672
alright cool, thanks for clearing that up
7156ad No.16281728
>>16281723
>Second image
Cursed.
8dc62f No.16281762
>>16281646
Anon, they've been trying to kill the image of a family friendly company for decades now. Reggie's first public words were "I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names and we're about making games" specifically because he wanted to break the company away away from being family friendly. Also remember that not only did they fund Bayonetta 2 and 3, but also asked for the Nintendo-themed outfits in Bayo 2 to be more skimpy.
And what does a third party indie game have to do with Nintendo anyway? The censorship from Sony and Valve seems to have really messed with anons' minds.
78d6dc No.16281822
>>16281646
>hurt their reputation as a family friendly company
Anybody got that image where someone asks the new president what his plans to save Nintendo are, and it's just images of all the tight asses in recent Nintendo games?
ec05a7 No.16281843
>>16281822
The correct answer was supposed to be an image of the Nintendo treehouse on fire. Not an illustration, mind you, it should be the actual staff of Treehouse getting the necklace treatment.
a83ea0 No.16281876
>>16281822
We did it, Nintendo is saved!
035ead No.16281889
>>16279502
If showing off cute plant girls with big tits is how Inti shills their games it's already beating the hell out of the Capcom threads.
0475db No.16282037
>>16281672
And yet, for some reason, most of the tits and asses in SSBU were ruined.
180562 No.16282359
>>16280300
It can be a little tricky sometimes. Later in the game they introduce one-touch death areas that you need to be really careful around, and also the bosses are a little tougher, not too much though.
The true final area is also hard because it's slightly badly designed.
>>16280548
I wish she was the true last boss where she grows into a giant plant girl and you have to bounce on her boobies to be able to shoot her face
201a86 No.16282399
9baf47 No.16282408
180562 No.16282440
>>16282399
>oh hi mark
Why do people keep saying this, does Mark have a patrician giantess fetish too?
5682e7 No.16282471
>>16279487
>melon girl is going to be in the game
I'm sold.
058c81 No.16282506
>>16281659
I'm on the fence whether that's a stretch or not.
>>16281333
The original game on PS3/360 wasn't. But the ones after were. In any case it's a series I like but one I'll admit is not done well.
>>16281214
I'll confirm it was in the last draw thread here but posted when the thread was close to falling off.
201a86 No.16282538
>>16282440
everybody knows mark is a giantness fag, he even commissioned an art piece
8dc62f No.16282545
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>>16282538
He just wants to be reminded of the time when he was a young child, looking up (literally) to his mother.
131aa6 No.16283026
>>16279487
Anime Plant Girl with huge Melons.
375a8f No.16283078
>>16281261
Green is a magical colour. The ESRB gave the Doom GBA port a lower "Teen" rating after the devs changed the blood colour from red to green. I guess green tiddies are more family friendly.
052ecd No.16283091
>>16283078
>Green is a magical colour
i like dis 'umie
058c81 No.16283281
>>16283078
Tangentally related, Shantae&TPC on 3DS actually has 3D pop-out boobs and it got a G rating even in Ausland. Not quite as questionable as melon melons but still.
48399f No.16284647
>>16283078
Westerners make no sense.
be5243 No.16287428
>>16281623
Konami/M2's WiiWare remakes are all fantastic, why would that be a bad thing?
994042 No.16287449
>>16287428
Because the operative word here is "tried". They failed miserably, and it felt more like the second coming of blaster master 2.
cf5508 No.16287596
Is Switch piracy as simple and easy as 3DS yet?
cf5508 No.16287601
>>16281623
It got shitty reviews from game journos. Does that mean it was awesome?
fb1dca No.16294011
Enjoying the game so far, only have gotten to Gonbei though. And add new elements to the old formula (falling with the car recharges your special meter for faster gameplay). It does bug me that it looks like an 8 bit game, I'd rather it look like 16 bit game.
Surprised people even talk about Blaster Master Overide, hardly remember anybody talking about that except for nostalgia's sake back when it was released. I feel like the Blaster Master Zero series brings more to the table (extra chapters, tank vs tank fights, story, more boss fights) than Blaster Master Overdrive, but Overdrive had way better graphics.
fb1dca No.16294042
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fb1dca No.16294046
Anybody have fan art from Blaster Master Zero 1?
fb1dca No.16294068
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fb1dca No.16294074
Anybody find any more good ones? Those are the best ones I got, the rest aren't as good. Thanks
3f244d No.16294092
>>16294046
/animu/ had a dump of that in their monster girl thread.
121502 No.16294164
so is it worth the 10 bucks or is it a timed exclusive we'll eventually be able to get on pc?
5b5f50 No.16294182
>>16294164
In my opinion I really enjoyed it. I'd say it's worth the money, timed exclusive or not.
a8dc3a No.16294193
Honestly her pot for a head throws off her design way too much. It looks way too out of place. Plant tits are plant tits though I guess.
5b5f50 No.16294215
>>16294207
Don't forget the even easier pun of the plant girl being a "Pot Head". I like it though, it makes her unique among big tittied green gals.
98ece2 No.16294379
>>16294011
> Overdrive had way better graphics
I think I just threw up a little. It had nothing but realistic but badly designed and garish looking textures, the kind that fit in with early CD-era games, the kind that scream "because we can!" without regard to "but should we?".
The visibility of game elements suffers, and there's next to no style to be found.
Overdrive deserves to be forgotten alongside entries like Blaster Master 2 and its 16-bit graphics.
38db97 No.16294423
>>16294046
>watermelon milk
I mean I get it, but wouldn't it be better if she was drinking cocoNut milk?
fb1dca No.16307210
Finally finished the game. Enjoyed it, probably a lot more so than most people because of the nostalgia goggles from enjoying the original Blaster Master.
Had more elements to the game than I thought they would add like a second playable character.
The ending was better than I thought it'd be. I didn't expect much from these budget games, but they increased the quality by a notch or two with the extra levels / vehicles and story.
fb1dca No.16307214
Hope they add more unlockables later on. For the first Blaster Master Zero there was DLC, and for a limited period you could get it for free.
Hope they do something like.
I also wish they'd at least give you a piece of artwork specific to that DLC character when you beat the game with him or her.
121502 No.16307627
>>16307210
What was your end game time and how’s the replay value looking?
314c69 No.16307760
>>16307210
I want vanilla procreation doujinshi about Eve.
fb1dca No.16307944
>>16307627
>What was your end game time
I'd say around 10-15 hours to beat the game.
My end game time says 22 hours, but that's got to be a mistake (probably left the game running while I was doing something else). According to a second save file I was halfway through the game at 8 hours.
>how’s the replay value looking
Horrible. No new game+, no starting game as other playable character, no switching tanks on the fly, no playing as the comrades you meet in the game.
The ending might be different depending on whether you get the extra fetch side quests for each comrade but I'm not so sure. I get the feeling it might only add extra dialogue/moments/help during the 2nd last boss fight, not sure if it changes the ending at all.
I could start game from 2nd save file halfway through to check, but not really feeling like doing it. You end up dying in the last two planets a lot.
What they SHOULD have done is allowed you to play as each of the comrades/tanks/Eve in a new game+! Thing is, Eve's combat style is super nerfed except for her "slow time" ability, so I can see why that didn't happen. But there's no excuse why they couldn't let you play as any one of the three comrades! They should've even let you play as that "rival" like character Liebniz, or even the dead Roddy guy who was a pilot just like you.
Holy crap, looking for more artwork to post I stumbled on some old tweets from their english twitter account. They had later patches that let you play online 2 player co-op versus bosses, or online PVP, with the guest characters too! Damn…I'm a fan of this game and I didn't even know that.
THIS is what they should have had out of the gate for Blaster Master Zero 2!
fb1dca No.16308013
>>16307760
I found some artwork IntiCreates made for stuff like New Years, and download milestones.
I just remembered how the original game was completely different in Japan (there was no frog, your character helped build the tank not randomly find it falling down a hole). There was no woman in the original western version of Blaster Master, but in the japanese there was a Jennifer Cornet.
Reading up on it now, the story for the series kind of goes all over the place because it would get changed for the western market, where it was more popular than it was in its native Japan, and spin off series would add more weird stuff into the mix. Eve started out in the western novelization of the game, not even in one of the games itself.
www.kidfenris.com/blaster-master-all-about-eve/
www.videogameden.com/fc.htm?mef
https://tcrf.net/Blaster_Master
fb1dca No.16308042
Reading all this stuff about the storylines for Blaster Master it just hit me.
In Blaster Master: Blasting Again, you play as Jason & Eve's son named Roddy. Roddy's support droid is Elfie.
In Blaster Master Zero 2 you find Roddy's gun, he's long since dead and his gun is the only thing left. You find Elfie ghost later on, and pilot their tank. I hope that's just name dropping because it's pretty macabre viewing it from the angle that Eve finds proof of her future son's death without realizing who he is.
I was also able to appreciate the foil stuff going on. Liebnez lost his support droid and reacts in anger & suppression. Later when you meet Elfie, who is a support droid who lost her pilot, she's able to act as a sounding board to Liebnez to bring about his humanity
I'm also wondering what Liebnez is going to do when he gets to Earth
fb1dca No.16308059
>>16307760
Here's those Eve pictures
fb1dca No.16308071
Oh yeah, here's that link to the animu thread that >>16294092 talked about
https://8ch.net/animu/res/79731.html
06cb85 No.16308079
>>16308013
Really, the absolute madmen at Inti went insane making everything canon, the namedrop at the very end of the true ending made it 10/10 forever for that reason.
Eve is absolutely from the children's novelization, and while Zero follows something similar to the plot of the western release of Blaster Master, it's also implied that the events of Meta Fight are also canon. Eve's creators/parents are the pilot of the original NORA MA-01, Kane Gardner, and the scientist who designed the tank, Jennifer Cornet. The enemies are now written to be something of a midpoint between "Lord Goez's space army" and "guts mutants", and Eve mentions that she knows them as something different (likely the Invem from Meta Fight.)
Don't get me wrong, the addition of Roddy and Elfie was fun, along with the main character from Ikki (and his companion from a Japanese novelization of that game!) but nothing was as fucking awesome as that single dialogue box. It's like it was speaking directly to me.
fb1dca No.16308107
>>16308079
Holy fucking shit! This is blowing me away! I even beat BMZ1 and saw that ending, but I didn't understand its significance until you pointed it out to me just now!!
The original japanese version was "Evil space overlord is trying to take over", the original western version was "sci-fi alice-in-wonderland except follow frog down a rabbit hole". I can't believe how well they merged them in Blaster Master Zero! Holy crap that was slick!
121502 No.16308204
Well shit, now this has me curious. Are any of the other Inti Creates games good? Was Mighty No 9 just a really weak start for them as a developer?
>>16307944
Shame about the replay value, but I suppose a lot of retro games didn’t have much outside just getting better at the game. Would you say the 10 bucks was still worth it or wait for a sale?
9c10ae No.16308213
>>16307944
>no NG+ and other characters
Even if they made such things, it'd just come out later as DLC.
c70d27 No.16308233
I've played the original NES blaster master and Zero 1/2, are any of the others worth playing? (Genesis/GB/PS1/wiiware)
baa753 No.16308423
>>16308107
This was the only reason I bought a 3DS. Hacked it because no physical release, though. It inspired me to do a bit of hacking of the NES game.
>>16308204
Inti Creates is pretty solid, kinda' like Wayforward. It's rare that you would be disappointed in anything they make, unless you already didn't like the concept or gameplay style of the game to begin with.
>>16308233
Genesis game is FUCKING GARBAGE.
GBC version is an odd remix of the original, an inferior copy I suppose.
PSX is…. odd.
Wii is fucking stupid.
You're not doing yourself a disservice by only playing the original and Zero. Watching playthroughs of the lesser games just lets you know what few kernels of wheat are in the mountains of chaff.
180562 No.16308514
>>16294064
The physiology of Planet Stranga natives is bizarre and complex.
Kanna is a native to that planet, right? The way I figure it she's just a sentient plant with roots that happen to become the shape of a buxom woman's body, but she has no head, so she uses a mechanized pot as her "face". Either that or Planet Stranga just has weird magic that causes pot plants to grow eyes and a mouth.
0475db No.16308573
Wasn't the first Zero rumored to be getting a physical release? What ever happened with that?
baa753 No.16308634
>>16308573
Apparently stayed a rumor. I hate the idea of buying digital-only content, unless it's DRM-free. Then I can put it on whatever media I like, and as long as I can play it at any point in the future, it's not a waste.
Take that option away, and I'm not only not going to pay for it, but I'll crack the shit out of whatever system it's for, removing any incentive to buy anything for it.
121502 No.16308749
>>16308423
Were the Azure Gunvolt games any good? I know the localizations were fucked
baa753 No.16308815
>>16308749
They're kinda' like Mega Man Zero, with an emphasis on tagging enemies with your darts in order to hit them harder. Too many people I've seen playing were too stupid to understand the basic gameplay concept. Not bad games, but bad localization is enough to ward me away from anything. I'd say watch a gameplay video of it to see if it's up your alley, first.
121502 No.16309399
>>16308815
Looks a bit slow and boring compared to the Zero series, and the sprite work isn’t terribly interesting. Maybe I’ll hold off on that one.
314c69 No.16310147
Okay so you guys note that Blaster Master sold more in the west. Do westerners like exploration games more than Japan?
f18899 No.16310161
>>16308749
The Mighty Gunvolt game was really good.
It was basically a super customisable Mega Man game where you won and found components to make your own custom elemental weapons while playing through traditional MM stages.
cf0114 No.16310355
>>16308013
Wait so were the level 5 and 8 bosses originally frogs?
Also, did anyone else actually read the worlds of power book as a kid?
Also, uh, is there a version of yuzu that will work with these? The installer says it won't work on a "pirated" windows.
5b5f50 No.16310382
>>16310355
I actually did real the novel version of the game when I was little, The Wizards and Warriors one too, but I remember very little of them.
baa753 No.16310546
>>16310147
Based on how Metroid fared in the US, I'd say so.
>>16310355
>Also, did anyone else actually read the worlds of power book as a kid?
Just the Ninja Gaiden one. I wanted the Blaster Master one, but being a ward of the state does not afford one many personal possessions.
fb1dca No.16311227
>>16308204
>Well shit, now this has me curious. Are any of the other Inti Creates games good?
The MegaMan Zero and MegaMan ZX series were great, and a worthy sequel to the franchises. I'm just realizing they were created by IntiCreates, even though I saw their logo flash on my screen's start up so many many times.
I was very hopeful for Mighty No.9 when I heard they were being made by the company who had the directors for MegaMan Zero / MegaMan ZX (which turned out to be IntiCreates). I didn't know how they could fail. Then I saw all the drama about Mighty No 9, like their tumblerina community manager, and I became hesitant to buy it. When Mighty No 9 got released, I only heard bad things about it (Inafune would even defend it with "It's better than nothing", Sonic on Sega's twitter account would repeat these words to him as back handed mocking him). I also heard stuff about how it would crash one of the consoles. I still haven't played Mighty No 9, but I hear it's just "OK", and its big gimmick is dashing into enemies (which was already in the MegaMan X series, so it's not really ground breaking).
I'm actually thinking of trying that Gal Gun series now.
>>16308233
The WiiWare version was, in my opinion, superior to the original. I thought it was a worthy successor, but it gets a lot of flak.
Genesis: Couldn't hold my interest long enough to beat a level
Jr: Really a Bomberman game & doesn't have a tank
Enemy Below: Plays like the first game, which is good
Blasting Again: hard to describe. Seen my bro playing it for hours, and it looks clunky. Definitely a PS1 title, the experimental bare bones are there but needs refinement.
>>16310147
I'd say westerners like exploration games more, they seem to love open world games more like GTA, Skyrim etc.
I think the real reason why this game sold so well was because it hit the boyhood fantasy at just the right market at just the right time. You weren't Link in Hyrule, you weren't Mario in Mushroom Kingdom. You were a regular kid who got a badass tank, and that resounded with the emerging 8-bit market at the time really well. Young children love big stuff (like Barney & Big Bird), seeing them as grown up protectors. Even boys love huge construction equipment like Dump Trucks & steam rollers. Giving them a fantasy where they control a tank then save the world, hit the market at the perfect time when young boys were buying the NES in the budding 8-bit market
e13148 No.16311233
>>16279487
>Why isn't anyone jerking off to melon tits here?
Maybe not everyone here is 14 and has higher standards than 'omg balloon tits,' ignoring that the rest of the design is shit
314c69 No.16311302
Bio-android cyborgs > pot heads.
fb1dca No.16311449
Seems the 1996 on the tank android's hat is a reference to when IntiCreates was established.
No Blaster Master game came out that year, so I'm guessing that's what it's about.
>>16308514
When you put it that way, it is very odd. I thought her face was just "cartoony" like Mickey Mouse, just drawing eyes on a pot is like "magic" and the eyes suddenly function for no logical reason. Saying that the pot is mechanized to resemble facial expressions is very interesting, a little disturbing too.
What's even more confusing is she's got goggles for her eyes, so they must work somehow.
I'm guessing Kanna is related to the those weird two-legged jumping plants, being that both look humanoid.
The plants on Planet Stranga are odd. There are a lot of enemies that would normally attack you, but instead they've got a planet Stranga plant growing out of them, so they're passive like brain dead zombies. Just sitting ducks for you to kill. Some enemies just shoot out power ups instead of the usual bullets they fire at you. Weirdest of all is that fetch quest plant, that launches into space & is capable of interstellar flight. You find the plant on another planet, and you shoot at the enemy next to it before it can kill you, but guess what? The enemy's a zombie now since it's got a plant sticking out of its head.
This is actually a little distrubing. It's like the planet itself shoots seeds into space to "infect" other planets into turning into copies of itself.
This reminds of that Phazon planet in the Metroid Prime series that would send out seeds to infect other planets and take them over. It's unsettling, but at least Straga is peaceful. Still it reminds me of a plant version of the borg from Star Trek.
>>16310355
When I was a kid I read a few pages in a book shop, but the only real game novelization I read was about Castlevania.
>Wait so were the level 5 and 8 bosses originally frogs?
That always bugged me whenever I fought those enemies. I kept wondering if I was fighting my frog, just grown super huge into a mutant giant…and now the pet I set out to rescue I'm now killing instead.
Thankfully there are two big frogs, so they can't both be Fred, so maybe neither is Fred & that assured me a little. Graciously at the end of the game you see Fred on your shoulder.
Damn this game was hard playing it as a kid. I remember abusing the grenade + pause glitch every chance I got. Let the game paused like that on final boss for like 5 minutes just to make sure it was dead.
>>16308079
>along with the main character from Ikki (and his companion from a Japanese novelization of that game!)
Wait, where is Ikki and his support droid from? What novelization, and what game are they from? I'm wondering if that lone grave in their planet has something to do with their backstory now.
38db97 No.16311669
>>16311449
>comic
oh no, not the Gallagher virus!
fb1dca No.16311708
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>>16311669
a cursed idea. It should be a crime to harm Kanna and melons
4c6054 No.16312314
>>16311227
>The WiiWare version was, in my opinion, superior to the original. I thought it was a worthy successor, but it gets a lot of flak.
I've seen this opinion, why does it get hate?
fb1dca No.16312590
>>16312314
Don't remember it too well to give exact descriptions. It's been like 9 years since I've played Overdrive, and at that point it was like 10 years since I had played the original. When I played Overdrive I was just having fun, going around, destroying stuff with my ever transforming tank that was getting new upgrades that didn't exist in the original. In the Overdrive you also got some snazzy new stuff while you played in dungeons on foot, without your tank. The biggest things I remember about that game was that it was just fun destroying everything with my tank's new toys…and the gauntlet to the final boss where I was stuck running from enemies and all their bullets. I had a good time, and thought it was better than the original.
Looking for more images to post, I can see some problems that I didn't recognize back then. The levels were all boring caves. Sometimes fiery caves, sometimes icy caves, but it's missing the variety that the first game had which would go from forest, to castles, to sci-fi techno city, to water world, to "the walls are alive and everything is moving".
Another thing somebody else pointed out is they changed the jump height of the tank to be much lower, probably to make the grapple hook more useful. Thing is this screwed around with the level design and made ledges everywhere, instead of bigger wide open spaces.
I also see that the enemies were firing way more bullets on the screen, and here that sometimes the game overwhelmed you with enemies.
180562 No.16312596
>>16311449
>What's even more confusing is she's got goggles for her eyes, so they must work somehow.
Her eyes and face are completely functional, since she's ambulatory and she needs to be able to talk and see. But she doesn't seem to need to eat anything, Kenwood at one point just pours mineral water into her head. So the mouth seems to be exclusively for communication and succ.
>This reminds of that Phazon planet in the Metroid Prime series that would send out seeds to infect other planets and take them over. It's unsettling, but at least Straga is peaceful. Still it reminds me of a plant version of the borg from Star Trek.
May actually be a good thing since it means Stranga has its own defenses against mutants. The mutants have trouble converting the native flora and fauna of Stranga which is why it results in weird anomalies like enemies that are too big, enemies that are passive and enemies that shoot powerups. The planet could prove the most useful for wiping out the mutants.
74352f No.16312603
>>16312460
>sexualizing the chara
1f681a No.16312651
>>16311449
>That always bugged me whenever I fought those enemies. I kept wondering if I was fighting my frog, just grown super huge into a mutant giant…and now the pet I set out to rescue I'm now killing instead.
In the Worlds of Power book they played that up, the main character thinks the boss is Fred and has to be talked down by Eve before he can win. Those books weren't all that bad for being obvious videogame cash-ins.
baa753 No.16312899
>>16312651
Even though they were juvenile fiction, they were very well written, from what I could tell. Ninja Gaiden went long on descriptive passages, expanding greatly on what limited story was available in the cinema scenes, and what could be derived from the levels themselves. It seems that Al Singer wrote both the Blaster Master and Ninja Gaiden books, as well as Infiltrator, which I had never seen anywhere.
ef26ba No.16312934
>You will never get paizuru from a plantpot
I feel this paintful hollow inside my chest.
baa753 No.16312978
>>16312934
>you will never get a medium-rare fire dragon steak seasoned with flame-peppers and mana salt.
>you will never rescue a poor alchemist girl with cat ears from slavers, and have her devote herself to you for life, in spite of your insistence that she be free to do as she likes.
>you will never be reincarnated in a fantasy world with perfect memories of your past life and all of the technology in it, using this knowledge to improve the health and happiness of your poor family, the small hamlet you live in, and raise the standing of the benevolent duke who is in charge of the area, but has been spending his family's wealth to enrich the people.
>you will never be transported to the murim world of the wuxia stories and movies, to become a legendary cultivator who "invents" the mundane technology of this world, in the new world, becoming a legendary alchemist and spirit engineer on top of it all by introducing penicillin, the flushable toilet, the ball-point pen, writing paper, and eyeglasses.
Yeah, mundane life is hell.
d843b4 No.16313017
>>16308233
Genesis' Blaster Master 2 plays like a fucking Euro-peon early '90s platformer. Only play it if you're absolutely desperate for a fix. Story goes Lightning Beings raided Jason's shed which had Sophia the 3rd, barely managed to patch it together with non-standard parts to make Sophia the 4th, and goes on a genocidal crusade again.
GBC game is Blaster Master 1 with a key lock system on the bosses so you actually have to explore more of an area instead of just fucking going to the boss, killing it, maybe making a side trip to get some more gun energy and then back on the boss massacre.
PS1 is an actual sequel, Jason's dead, Eve's dead, their children, Roddy and Elfie are now the inheritors of Sophia and have made Sophia 7. Music's solid, the game plays at about 20 FPS, it's pretty janky but I like it.
WiiWare version was yet another remake of the first game featuring the faggot who got saved in the Worlds of Power book and there's no Jason.
d843b4 No.16313092
>>16310355
>did anyone else actually read the Worlds of Power book as a kid
Yo. Have Books 1-6. If there were any others I have no idea what they are.
Haven't read them in over 20 years, but I do remember a plot point being
>FUCK IT'S FRED
>QUIT BEING A FUCKING BITCH MY PET CRAB WAS A BOSS AND YOU KILLED IT IN THE ICE AREA
>WHAT DUDE THAT'S FUCKED UP
>JUST SHUT UP AND KILL IT FUCK
At the end of the book, Eve became adopted by Jason's faggot friend, and the two pets were unharmed.
d843b4 No.16313118
>>16313092
Correction.
Eve was adopted by the family of Jason's faggot friend
baa753 No.16313166
>>16313092
The other two are Infiltrator and Before Shadowgate.
fb1dca No.16313325
>>16313118
>>16313092
Holy crap man! That collection is hardcore! I'm damn impressed somebody would keep that collection!
It's kind of amazing really. I can imagine family must have tried to throw those away several times, it's remarkable you were able to keep such a collection all this time. I'm going to go out on a limb and say they must have meant a lot to you as a kid, I've got old Nintendo Power issues that I don't want to let go of to this day.
………also that faggot friend from the novels, Alexander, is who you play as in Blaster Master Overdrive. It looks like they changed things around for Overdrive, they made Alexander the main character, and his kid is probably Jason (some theorize the game is a prequel story wise).
7326ab No.16313342
>>16311449
>Wait, where is Ikki and his support droid from?
Gonbei is from Ikki. It had a novelization (30 years later, what the hell?) that added Tae as his childhood friend. Somehow it feels even more off the rails that there's another female companion from a book loosely based on a game with little plot, but this time it's a Japanese novel.
baa753 No.16313355
>>16313325
Christ on crutches, did they solicit the artwork from C-list Tumblr/Devart cliques?
fb1dca No.16315985
1) Game got a new patch, seems like it was just to fix bugs
2) In original game, seems like there was going to be a stage 9, but it got cut. So they just put the stage 9 boss right after the stage 8 boss (why their backgrounds are so different). The prize that stage 8 boss would've given seems to be a "walk on spikes" part for your tank.
I fired up Blaster Master Overdrive just now, wanted to take pictures of the ending & such (have a capture card now). I'm not sure I'm enjoying the experience, there's a bunch of frustration, then again I'm jumping into the hardest stage from a save file without having played the game for 10 years.
THE GOOD
Tank has grapple hook.
Tank can walk on ground spikes.
The player's gun has three different gun settings, lose gun stats when you get hit doesn't affect the gun settings you weren't using at the moment.
There's a big screen wide bomb in dungeons
THE BAD
All areas are now just caves, no variety like in first game. Level design more cramped, and not in a good way. Jump height is lower. Hover doesn't let you fly, just slows your descent. You can't walk on ceilings anymore, just walls. This all means you have to rely on your grapple hook more to get around, and since the grapple hook has a set range that means you'll almost never be in wide open areas because there have to be ledges for you to hook onto.
The tank doesn't have any sub weapons to hit enemies below you. The homing missiles are sorely missed. Grapple hooking onto walls doesn't let you stick onto walls. While walking on walls you're defenseless, you can't even shoot. The main tank's gun shots feel weak since it doesn't seem to have been upgraded, even though the grapple hook got upgraded.
In dungeons, you are slower when you keep your gun pointed in a set direction, this usually means you'll get hit since the enemies + invincible bullets are faster than you. There are many enemies around, they fire many bullets. Sometimes killing eneimes will cause them to explode into a cluster of 15 bullets. Sometimes there are invincible pillars that just shoot bullets constantly. There are enemy bug spawn points that can't be killed. In the end, it feels that it is better to run away than it is to kill enemies, since just taking a single hit handicaps you in further fights since getting hit lowers your weapon specs.
Took two hours to kill the final boss after repeated attempts. The trick is to just get hit as little as possible, since everytime you get hit your offensive power suffers. The more hit you get the weaker you attack, and you end up in quicksand you can't escape. Final boss can summon hundreds of little monsters, some taking 5 bullets to kill, and it's very easy to get overwhelmed & chased by crowds of enemies you can't outrun. Further, you get stunned for a second when you get hit by some enemies, allowing the crowd that's chasing you to catch up & stun lock you to death. Did I mention your health constantly drains in the final boss area? Damn it was annoying. Look at https://youtu.be/1ikBNUfhoI8?t=327 to see what I mean.
Also, here's an interview with Yoshiaki Iwata, art director on the original game and producer (director?) for Overdrive http://archive.fo/n7Fmo
>>16313342
That's actually pretty impressive. I looked it up a little more, and it turns out that Zavira boss is based on another old Sunsoft game called Atlantis no Nazo!
http://archive.fo/jkHeH
baa753 No.16316671
>>16315985
Hence my opinion that one only needs to have played the original game, and Zero. Everything else reeks of "I'm going to put my spin on this and steal the laurels" with a bunch of stupid changes and fucked up gameplay.
927a99 No.16330563
>>16282037
I'm blaming that entirely on Sakurai bias.
No, I'm not joking. The only characters that were still sexy were Bayonetta (since she had to be) and Palutena.
fb1dca No.16332237
Game got patched, the biggest change was planetoid C-2 had ladders lengthened so it's easier to get the life power up. Also, the website was updated with more info on the comrades and bosses too.
>Ver.1.2 (April 01, 2019)
>Various behavior and stability issues have been fixed, including the following:
>Fixed an issue where control configuration would be reset.
>Fixed an issue where the map and various enemies in Area F would disappear.
>Fixed an issue where the game would not auto-save when entering some top-down planetoid stages.
>Fixed an error where collecting some items would not be properly reflected on the mini-map.
>Fixed an error where the player could get stuck in Dungeon 4 on planet Montoj under certain conditions.
>The difficulty of planetoid C-2 has been adjusted.
Kanna's history might be here in this profile of Kenwood
If this image depicts Kanna's past, as hinted by the pot with a face like Kanna has, then it seems like Kanna was one of those plant with leg things on Straga.
>>16312596
>May actually be a good thing since it means Stranga has its own defenses against mutants. The mutants have trouble converting the native flora and fauna of Stranga which is why it results in weird anomalies like enemies that are too big, enemies that are passive and enemies that shoot powerups. The planet could prove the most useful for wiping out the mutants.
Turns out that the Mutants got their asses kicked invading Straga, and had to settle to putting their boss on a little planetoid instead!
fb1dca No.16332297
Tesset, the support droid for the Atom tank, is based off of Tesse from Sunsoft's 1996 game "Waku Waku 7"! That's why she's got a 1996 on her hat! Waku Waku 7 came out that year!
f9d29a No.16332310
How on earth does this have as much porn in one thread as the purple haired whore, if not more so, for under 200 replies?
fb1dca No.16332332
I replayed Blaster Master Zero 1 and am catching all these little extras that I didn't see the first time around.
In the original Blaster Master, in the western versions you started out in a cave and saw your tank blast out of the cave that's got brown everywhere.
But it wasn't like that in the original japanese version, you started out in a lab and blasted out of the hangar that's got blue everywhere. I didn't realize that until I read about it a little while ago. Replaying the game now, when you get your second tank and blast out of the cannon barrel of the space ship, it's a direct homage to the blue hangar you blast out of in the original japanese version.
They even tried to incorporate some of Blaster Master Overdrive in the game too, since the mutants came in a comet a few hundred years ago, just like the comet heading towards earth in Blaster Master Overdrive.
5b5f50 No.16332335
>>16332310
Fun character designs plus tits on top of a pretty fun game is usually all it takes.
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>>16332310
Ok, ok, I 'll post a few more new ones I found.
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3fa018 No.16332362
>>16308815
They redid the localization in the PC and Switch versions of the game. I'm pretty sure they've even patched the original localization on 3DS.
9cbae4 No.16332377
>only one colored vaginal penetration pic so far
this displeases my impregnation fetish.
fb1dca No.16332410
Ran out of time, but there was a bunch more stuff I wanted to mention. I just found out there was a "bad ending" in Zero 1, there's extra lore & dialogue when talking with Eve after you get the Wall power up & backtrack through stages. Maybe there's a bad ending in Zero 2 that I missed! Also, some bosses are weak to specific gun levels, that was a slick extra. I'm just going to post some more pics then I gotta stop.
One thing I never saw before were the boss illustrations for Zero 1. Some of them look really good.
Also, there's an official page where you can download wallpapers for the first game about special events (like celebratory pics that the game hit download count milestones, or happy new year, etc) http://blastermaster-zero.com/en/zero/special/special02.html
Found the last image exploring the html code on one of their japanese links, have no idea what IntiCreates game it's about tho, but it's good enough to share.
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All this time, and I never knew that there was a Bad Ending in Zero 1. Eve takes on the mutant core all by herself, but the tank SOPHIA III wasn't strong enough, so she sets it to self destruct..
Later in the true ending you find out the mutants infected both the tank SOPHIA III plus Eve herself. It was real cool when you had to fight your own tank as a boss. And this was after you climbed through the barrel of a gigantic space battleship that was firing the entire time.
It was interesting that one of the ending screens had Jason, Eve, and Fred on the tank SOPHIA. In the original japanese version it was just Jason sitting on the tank, since the female protaganist (Jennifer Cornet) was the sceintist who created the tank but didn't join the pilot Jason with it into enemy territory. In the western version of the original game, Fred is next to Jason on the tank, since the western version's story was rewritten as a search for Fred. Now in Blaster Master Zero, they had everybody on the tank
fb1dca No.16334521
Area 4 - after area 6 boss defeated
JASON: So she's really an android…
NARRATION: There's no way we'd ever be able to make an android like her with the technical capabilities we have on Earth right now. An AI that has not just emotions, but the ability to think and act on its own is still just a dream. Makes me wonder just how technologically advanced Eve's home planet is. I can only imagine at this point, though.
EVE: If you're gonna stare like that, I'm gonna wonder what in the world you're thinking about…
JASON: Ahh, sorry about that. Man, I really can't see you as anything but a normal human.
EVE: ……Are you saying that you like chicks who are robot-like?
JASON: Nope, I think the way you are now is good…
EVE: I…I see… Well, that's good. Hm? Why do I think that's good…?
121502 No.16334545
speaking of inticreates, this game went right under my radar. Was it any good?
fb1dca No.16334575
Re-playing the game, I found all this extra in-game "radio" conversations with Eve that filled in extra lore in the game, kind of like codec calls in Metal Gear.
Like mentioned before in this thread, they tried to maintain in the lore from the original japanese version (pretty much written out in every other game in the series). Here its like the story of Meta Fight took place back on Sophia (the planet) hundreds of years ago.
I also tried to write down a lot a lot of the lore here at https://pastebin.com/yGPvQ2xw but got tired of it after a while.
Area 1 - after area 6 boss defeated
NARRATION: SOPHIA III - a tank vehicle bearing the name of Eve's home planet. It was created as a battle tank that could destroy the mutant threat that is plaguing many planets. It's made to operate automatically, but it also has a "Blaster Rifle," a weapon that needs to be operated by hand. From a perpertual motion system to an auto-repair function, this tank sure has a lot of features. It even has a support bot that helps it perform emergency maintenance. The bot activates when SOPHIA's AI has a tough time handling the situation at hand.
EVE: That should pretty much sum up all the info I have on SOPHIA. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them.
JASON: Well, there is one thing… Up until now, SOPHIA's been fighting against mutants, right?
EVE: Yup, that's right.
JASON: So…when in the world did the mutants and SOPHIA come to this planet anyway?
EVE: Hmm…I would say…they probably arrived hundreds of years ago.
JASON: Hundreds of years ago? It's crazy to think they've been here so long.
EVE: Due to a twist in the dimensions of space, by physically travelling between my home planet and earth… It seems like a rift in the axis of time was created that reveresed the flow of time…couldn't tell you how or why, thought.
JASON: Rifts in the axis of time, huh? Solving a mystery like that is definetly out of my league… Although, speaking of mysteries, I remember reading about an unidentified comet that hit the Earth hundreds of years ago…
EVE: Makes me wonder if that's how the mutants came here. But, that would mean the Mutant Lord has been dormant this whole time… When we pursued the mutants to Earth, I feel like it wasn't that long ago.
JASON: I see…so that's how it went.
NARRATION: Poor thing had been fighting by itself for a long time. Thank you, SOPHIA.
fb1dca No.16334610
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>>16334545
I never played it but it looks like it plays like Dragon's Crown, with online 4 player party between class based party members (Attacker, Defender, Mage, and support speed class).
Digging through IntiCreates' twitter account for BMZ art, I gotta tell you they're talking about Dragon: Marked for Death tons. It looks like it's meant for online multiplayer I think they're always doing patches and updates to the game.
fb1dca No.16334692
I hear that Eve had red hair in the original World of Power novel, but it seems she was changed to blonde to take the place of Jennifer Cornet, the original female protagonist who was also blonde.
fb1dca No.16334706
Kind of interested in playing the PS1 game. Only saw my brother playing it, the game looked like it played a little clunky so I'm not sure I'll play it after all. It seemed to have a lot of story in it.
4d28d3 No.16334718
>>16332297
What was Waku Waku 7 actually like?
4d28d3 No.16334728
>>16334497
I don't think there's a single ending in another game I know of that makes you feel guiltier for not getting 100%.
fb1dca No.16334733
The foldout Nintendo Power poster was incredibly cool back in the day
4d28d3 No.16334734
>>16334706
The only thing I really know about it is that apparently the Acceleration Blast actually originates from it.
fb1dca No.16334774
>>16334718
>What was Waku Waku 7 actually like?
It's a fighter, like Street Fighter 2, with wacky characters. I played it in emulation, it's a lighthearted fun game. Characters like a giant 8-foot cat ridden by a little girl, robot armor for a police man + police dog, some ripped Indian Jones guy, some dog-girl, etc.
fb1dca No.16335121
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I didn't notice until the second play through but
the ghost of Elfie's is helping you fire the cannon at the 2nd last fight
baa753 No.16335191
Even BMZ2 wasn't enough to motivate me to acquire a Switch. My N3DS lies below my monitor, collecting dust until the sun goes dark. Damned if I'll ever buy another Nintendo console. At least I got it used.
fb1dca No.16335252
all the support androids seem to have an animal theme to them. I'd like to repost the images, but that'd just be bad taste.
Eve = Cat (kitty knee pads & cat ear hairbands)
Tae = Fox (fox multi-tail, & fox-ear from headphone thingies, and fox-head symbol on belt)
Kenwood = Bull (horns & hoof-like boots)
Tesset = Jellyfish? (bulbous hat as the head, and hair as jellyfish tentacles)
I can't figure out what Elfi could be, there's not enough images of her to make a correct guess. One thing I'm surprised by, is that she dresses like Jennifer Cornet a little, with her white themed outfit, and she even had that Nike-like down arrow logo on her left breast.
>>16335191
Sorry to hear that. There's a bunch of exclusives, but I certainly wish there were more.
fb1dca No.16335293
I think these are the last of the good images I have, there are more images I have but they're of lower quality. I enjoyed the thread everyone, hope you guys did too.
708b82 No.16335461
Anyone else beat the ladder jump planet before they patched it to make it easier? It was pretty rage enducing but doable
f6b204 No.16335503
If I wanted your images, I'd go to pixiv/ a booru myself and get them, fag.
a8dc3a No.16335568
>>16335503
>not using anons to find good porn for you
f6b204 No.16335628
>>16335568
>anons
>having taste
4c60dd No.16335668
Holy shit I hate every goddamn character in this game. All the supporting characters including melon tits are obnoxious and attack you on sight because they're morons, and I just know the game's going to have me make friends with the edgy jerkoff for the good ending. I don't even like the NES game but I'd still rather be playing it.
So par for the course for Inti Creates.
06ed16 No.16336514
>>16335461
I beat it on my first try. You can just press jump again to grab the ladders.
180562 No.16336542
>>16332237
>Kanna's history might be here in this profile of Kenwood
>If this image depicts Kanna's past, as hinted by the pot with a face like Kanna has, then it seems like Kanna was one of those plant with leg things on Straga.
So this lends credence to my theory here: >>16308514
Kanna is, for all intents and purposes, the plant growing out of the pot. The plant you see growing out of her "head" is the TRUE Kanna, and everything growing out of the bottom of the pot from her "neck down" are just her very sexy roots. The pot is the most mysterious thing about her - it's either some kind of mechanical pot that allows her to emote, see things and talk, or it's some kind of magic pot that has real sensory organs and a mouth.
The native plantlife on Stranga can grow legs but it's not known if this is the result of mutant interference or if it was always like that before the mutants came along.
>>16332297
Fuck I loved Waku Waku 7 so much. It also bears mentioning that Yacupo, the bunny creature seen with Kanna and Kenwood, is another Sunsoft reference. It's a playable character in their 1995 game Galaxy Fight as well as one of their older platformers called Trip World for the Game Boy. Man I hope they bring back more Waku Waku 7 stuff. I want Arina to come back.
>>16335252
Eve is so beautiful and cute and seeing her in peril at the start of BM02 makes me want to protecc her harder. She looks so sexy in the ending image too.
Man god bless these perverted Japanese bastards. They're one of the last bastions of sexy girls in games. I hope they keep doing this.
0475db No.16336881
>>16336542
If you read Kanna's profile, it outright says she's a skilled botanist that plants and grows all sorts of things in her pot. Some of the plant up top might be her, but it's probably mostly herbs and shit she planted there herself.
And, I'm not sure how you missed this, considering it was directly posted in the thread, but Kenwood's profile states he dug Kanna out of the planet's soil and raised her into a "pilot". There's no "theory" that she's the plant; it's clearly, directly stated.
06ed16 No.16338040
Looking over this entire thread it's pretty impressive how much of a love letter this is to the entire Blaster Master series, Inti Creates really showed this a lot of love. I really hope they keep it up, they're one of the very few companies still making good retro games.
121502 No.16339570
>>16308749
>>16308815
>>16310161
>>16309399
I'm actually glad I decided to give it a go. The combat and bosses are pretty damn fun, though I'm hoping the first level was just an isolated case of bad level design. I also like how Gunvolt is the cheesiest kind of good guy. He'll go from detached to passionately yelling out his lines like a motivational speaker.
The shit localization is definitely starting to show its age though.
180562 No.16339606
>>16336881
>If you read Kanna's profile, it outright says she's a skilled botanist that plants and grows all sorts of things in her pot. Some of the plant up top might be her, but it's probably mostly herbs and shit she planted there herself.
This doesn't disprove my claim that she's the plant in the pot. Yes, she can plant other stuff in the pot to grow alongside her but that doesn't really say anything about my theory that she's the plant growing out of the pot.
>And, I'm not sure how you missed this, considering it was directly posted in the thread, but Kenwood's profile states he dug Kanna out of the planet's soil and raised her into a "pilot". There's no "theory" that she's the plant; it's clearly, directly stated.
Yes, I saw this, but my "theory" is mainly about the specifics of her physiology. I think she is the plant in the pot wholesale, and everything growing out of the bottom of the pot is just vestigial - she doesn't need it for survival. If she were to be "decapitated" from her roots, her head would still be alive because her head is just a plant in a pot. And even still with this profile explanation there are many mysteries yet unsolved.
Are all the plants on Stranga like this by nature, or is it a result of mutant invasion? Is Kanna the only sentient/sapient plant or are there more of her people? Is her face pot mechanical or magical? Do all of the Stranga natives use pots like these or is it just her?
I kinda hope they either leave these unanswered or answer these in a way that raises further questions, because I kinda love mysterious shit like this in video games.
2c754a No.16339872
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>>16334706
As someone who played that game, the only thing good in it is its terribad voice acting. The game itself is mediocre to garbage. The story tries to make the original EDGY
4d28d3 No.16340573
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16339872
Some of the music seemed good.
2c754a No.16340960
>>16340573
No doubt, but the game plays like trash and has some really shitty draw distance.
314c69 No.16341922
I swear this fucking frog is smug.
c9b983 No.16342043
>>16339570
thank 8-4 for the NISA tier localization
a6c7a2 No.16342085
>>16335252
I like how Eve kept the swollen tits from the mutant infection after being purified. Thanks mutants.
38db97 No.16342150
>>16335628
I-I have have good taste…
2aa003 No.16342506
>>16342150
>posting baby first's good manga
lmao plebian
4223e8 No.16342572
>>16342506
oh no
I'm retarded
28109c No.16342613
I wasnt expecting to jerk off to a flower pot today, but alright.
baa753 No.16342716
>>16342150
I guess GSC is okay…
6efc3f No.16342737
>>16281214
KYM is a surprisingly good archive for drawfag lewds. Their articles are still hot garbage, though.
baa753 No.16343472
>>16342734
Yeah, I suppose…
6be42b No.16343556
>>16334545
>>16334610
It has fun character designs, though the game itself is sort of a slog.
70bd1c No.16344046
>>16342716
Get the jap LD and they contain sheets of GSC themed dollars
baa753 No.16344292
>>16344046
Why have Minnie MayBucks and Rally VinCents when you can have the superior currency?
cfc404 No.16344319
>>16343472
Damn, what happened to Roy, not flicking fires anymore I see
886a4c No.16349047
I played the first title because I realized I haven't beaten it when the sequel came out. It was pretty fun. If BMZ2 is just more of the first but better than that's good enough for me.
5c0ea8 No.16349329
>>16281646
Nintendo financed and published Bayonetta 2 and 3
314c69 No.16349524
I wonder if 3D Blaster Master that's not shit could work as a third person shooter adventure. Not like GTA or Naughty Dog generic open world action game. More like if Metroid Prime was third person and in a tank.
Thought about riding SOPHIA with a rocket booster up a ramp manually shooting flaming headless horse mutants with free aim canon to escape an erupting volcano. Then hover boosting to fly mid-air onto a walking nine-legged titan monster walking in a sea of lava. I then wall climb onto its belly and hitch a ride to the next island. In the meantime I exit my tank while the tank is anchored to the belly to climb inside a cavity, blow up a lava rock with a grenade for an SP capacity upgrade.
edc8d8 No.16354634
>>16311449
>I'm guessing Kanna is related to the those weird two-legged jumping plants, being that both look humanoid.
according to that Kenwood sketch
she is
edc8d8 No.16354794
>>16330563
>>16282037
are you that retarded not to figure it was CERO's fault?
edc8d8 No.16354821
>>16349455
if 2 sells and we get a third game after this, then maybe
eba69c No.16354903
Man this is like one of them videogames that you play, get better at, get powerups.
Its got some story to be fun but not obnoxious nor is it relying on "Lore" to carry itself. Got big tits but doesn't use that as a crutch to compensate for bad gameplay.
No grinding, no lootboxes, no microtransactions pack.
Just one of dem vidyagames. Are intel creates time travelers?
9ce0e5 No.16354960
>>16354903
They're one of the last few companies that I know that just want to make games. It's refreshing. And they're not so popular they get pressured by sjws or thought of when conversations about such things get brought up.
314c69 No.16354978
>>16354960
Localization often does the fucking up for them half the time.
3fa018 No.16355006
>>16354903
This, not to mention the full price of this game is ten fucking dollars. A good video game for $10. Go on stream right now and you'll find a ton of shitty "retro inspired rougelike metroidvania" games that start around 2-3 times the price of this game and they're absolute garbage.
180562 No.16355098
>>16355065
Cuckchan is that way retard
eba69c No.16355112
>>16355006
I feel like this is a game I would play on the GBA in the early 2000s.
I know you could say that every decade was the decade that "Gaming wen't wrong" but I miss the early 2000s for gaming so much.
In a way it was at this middle point. A sweetspot. Graphics looked good enough that you could have individual fingers, but people still wanted to use a good artstyle to make it tick. Tech was getting powerful, but not as an excuse to just render more graphyx. There was a max of "Realistic" and cartoony characters.
What really gets me is I remember a review of Megaman Zero 4 which was essentially "This is good but just more of the same and Im tired of more of the same". And this was in an actual games magazine.
Things where so good, that good games where getting OK reviews because there was just so much choice.
I think the PS3 and Xbox 360 is when I felt a distinctive change in the industry.
180562 No.16355116
>>16355112
>I feel like this is a game I would play on the GBA in the early 2000s.
It is by Inti Creates, the guys who made the Megaman Zero games, and there's a lot of stuff in the game that's very much reminiscent of their earlier work.
eba69c No.16355249
>>16355116
I know I just mean lots of studious in the early 2000s are unrecognizable by todays standards.
Naughty Dog for instance. I fucking hate them as people. They are pushing gaming in to the absolutely worst directions.
36872f No.16355458
>>16332353
>>16332357
>>16332360
This is why i clicked the thread
67b524 No.16357092
>playing Zero 2
>First dialogue with Eve about the parasite
>Flashbacks to how worried I was about her in the first game's good end
Fugg. I have this worry and dread chewing at me whenever I try to enjoy the game. Worst bit is I know there's no ng+ right now, so I'm not going to be able to go back and 'chill' it properly. That does annoy me, how there's no ng+
67b524 No.16357217
Where's the final item on Montoj? I can't seem to find the bugger, is it something I get later?
180562 No.16357634
>>16357217
Go talk to Gonbei at the place you got the wall jump, he'll have a sidequest for you
fb1dca No.16357913
YOUNG KANNA OFFICIAL IMAGE
New patch & a young Kanna official image
fb1dca No.16358032
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fb1dca No.16362052
Before the thread dies, I want to post this picture of the only other in-game image of Kanna you can see (not counting her talking head profile picture either).
529061 No.16362175
>>16362052
>hi-tech tank
>HI-TECH
What the fuck is it so hi-tech on this piece of shit "tank" design when it exposes its crew with a giant glass cupola? A single or two larger caliber bullet fired from a anti-material/tank rifle is more than enough to kill its vehicle crew, even a ancient world war 1 tank protects its crew better than this "tank". Its design has more in common with a armored car than anything else. Look at the first picture, this is how you design a cupola which adequately protect its crew from fragments and other projectiles that isn't fired from a large caliber weapon. There is so many design out there or whatever references they could have used instead that has a much better plausible chassis and then for some reason they decided on THIS "chassis"? I can throw in tons of more armored car images that has a better crew protection than what this cover claims as "hi-tech" tank.
>inb4 but its just a video game bro
Yeah no shit that a game which the only method to kill a entity is reducing its health bar with whatever weapon the other entity has available doesn't give a single fuck how the fuck the design looks like when it is just about reducing a single variable in order to kill a entity, so the entity design can be whatever the fuck you have in mind as it doesn't account for its design features.
baa753 No.16362224
>>16362175
Sophia/Metal Attacker vehicles are armored all-terrain, air, sea, land, and space mobile weapons platforms. Blaster Master Zero takes place hundreds, if not thousands of years in the future. Meta Fight took place on a whole other planet. Just because a viewport or canopy is transparent does not mean that it is made of silica-based glass.
Calm your "I've been a /k/ommando for two weeks" autism a bit.
529061 No.16363422
>>16362224
Looks like you are a pretty smart guy, I like that.
> Just because a viewport or canopy is transparent does not mean that it is made of silica-based glass.
At the first thought it would have sound believable but as you also mentioned:
>Blaster Master Zero takes place hundreds, if not thousands of years in the future.
The rear part of the vehicle as it is clearly shown at the cover is covered with riveted metal plates which is by their standard probably a very ancient method of repairing a vehicle, they would have access to something such as nano like technology that would be able to repair and/or modify the vehicle without looking it came fresh out of the factory with crude machinery and tool set. By this year they would also have something that gives the vehicle crew much better protection without compromising their line of sight ability, such as camera panels whose materials is flexible enough to be shaped in different form thus giving its a larger degree of sight and without letting the opponents know how its exact crew position looks like in order to prevent getting attacked by snipers. So if anything else the artist of this cover is to blame for not researching its technological background much more thoroughly in order to avoid those potential disastrous pitfalls in armored vehicle engineering.
> Just because a viewport or canopy is transparent does not mean that it is made of silica-based glass.
Thus being said the enemy would also have the potential access of a ammunition that its kinetic penetration capabilities is strong enough to pierce said material which obviously would be one of those minimum requirement for a thousand year appropriate anti-tank/material rifle, else such weapons that doesn't meet the requirement to penetrate a "hi-tech tank" that is commonly used by their opponents is a useless weapon as obviously state doesn't have sufficient enough firepower.
>Calm your "I've been a /k/ommando for two weeks" autism a bit.
I did. I could also have complained about its dubious design of wheeled locomotion which is not common at all for a main battle tank which is a new standard in the modern world (post World War 2 era), MBT's such as M1 Abrams, Leclerc, Leopard 1 and 2, T-80 series upwards and more. It pisses me off enough that normalfaggots are saying that anything that looks like a armored vehicle with a tracked mount is a fucking tank.
314c69 No.16365145
I hope curing the corruption in Eve has the unexpected side effect of making her able to have a child somehow. I wonder if the inorganic mutants are nanomachines. Does the books try to explain?
06ed16 No.16368936
>>16363422
>The rear part of the vehicle as it is clearly shown at the cover is covered with riveted metal plates which is by their standard probably a very ancient method of repairing a vehicle
That's the western art which as you know was always weird with old games. The real tank design is the pic here >>16334774
>I could also have complained about its dubious design of wheeled locomotion which is not common at all for a main battle tank which is a new standard in the modern world
Those wheels are also rockets and scuba gear and etc. After a certain point in the game you spend more time flying around in battle than on the ground, especially when fighting other "tanks" in this setting. Comparing it to a tank is probably the wrong way to go about things as it's more a spaceship with wheels.
052ecd No.16369352
>>16362175
youre not supposed to be getting hit anyways noob
052ecd No.16369413
>>16369376
i feel a little bad, that was uncalled for
10b39f No.16369553
>>16369352
Damn man, how long has it been since I've seen that said in earnest.
105a28 No.16370074
>>16362052
Thanks for keeping this thread alive. I never had much interest in Blaster Master games, but literal melons and your/other anons' descriptions of them make them seem fun. I'll put this one on my backlog.
>>16362175
>>16363422
>/k/ autist loses his mind because a tank design in a video game with talking plant people doesn't have the same standards as tanks from the 20th century
Do you have brain damage?
c9b983 No.16370078
>>16370074
He posted a tank design from a game where there is a massive deadzone between both barrels. The guy is baby /k/ tier
4863fe No.16371667
So is it emulateable? yet?
314c69 No.16376551
>>16371667
Zero should have a 3DS version. Not sure about Switch emulation yet. Though I hear it's gotten BotW playable.
ea4398 No.16376561
>>16308749
First one's half decent, second one is shit.
933e24 No.16390087
bump to download and reverse image search the sources of all the fanart in this thread, need it alive for a little while longer
fb1dca No.16411997
aw what the hell, one last dump
4e5953 No.16412019
>>16279729
>Pic
god i wish that were me
fb1dca No.16412029
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4e5953 No.16412036
>>16390087
Why the fuck has nobody ever made a proper archive for this site? Cuckchan has like 11 billion different ones.
4d28d3 No.16412039
>>16412036
There was one at one point, but it died years ago.
553edc No.16412091
>make BMZ thread
>~5 people like the game
>everyone else doesn't.
>lasts ~35 posts
<1 or 2 years later
>BMZ2 melon tits comes out
>R: 275 / I: 340 / P: 1
I am resent
f6b204 No.16412096
>>16412091
welcome to /v/.
fb1dca No.16412121
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I loved the first game, but yeah, nobody was talking about it when it came out. Damn surprised it has so many extra patches for new playable characters, online co-op, boss rush modes. Only found out about *some* of the playable characters.
It was so good that I did replay it after playing BMZ2. Not sure which I think was better, because it felt like the first game had more areas/bosses, but the second game speed up the gameplay (counters/wall climbing/power charging).
fb1dca No.16412181
ok, I think that's it. It's been a month and a half since the game came out. Unless they start patching stuff for extra content, I don't think we'll see a surge in drawings for this character.
I've never seen a flavor of the month character get so many drawings, she's relatively obscure too.
The original game was certainly one of the favorites of my childhood, glad to see it get a proper send off.
Also was really happy to find the first two pictures at >>16334575
You can actually see what the hell the Lv8 boss https://imgur.com/a/qnbJbf3 is supposed to be at the second pic at >>16334575
It's some robo cyborg skeleton inside, got an exposed brain with skull cap missing, and weird ass horns coming out of his eyes…but the Plutonium Boss is petting him like it's some pet dog!
I always thought it was some weird beast that didn't have any arms but just had two legs. It never occured to me until I saw it's remake (2nd pic at >>16332410 ) that it was some monster sticking out of the wall, where everything below it's chest was "inside" the wall or something.
Been off 8chan for like a year, so this was a great thread for me.
I really enjoyed the thread everybody, from talking about the old games, the old worlds of power novels, how the BMZ was a love letter to the series trying to incorporate story segments from each of the games/novels.
Thank you all
eaacd5 No.16412649
>>16412091
Blaster Master was always just an okay NES game at best, it really needed a little extra something to drive it home.
I am one of the faggots who fell for Melontits and bought both games the second I saw the trailer.
06ed16 No.16412742
>>16412649
>>16412091
It's almost like sex sells or something. I got some of my friends who totally ignored the first game to finally pay attention to the second with plant tits as well.