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62f78f No.16267995
Just woke up and remembered this.
Doubt we'll get anything interesting, but to be fair to everyone. Here it is.
IT'S LIVE RIGHT NOW
62f78f No.16268003
>>16268001
Soy is more appropriate tbh fam
b8d452 No.16268006
bingo bongo thanks nindonto
62f78f No.16268008
>>16268004
Oh, alright then. Either way I'm expecting jack shit.
36c528 No.16268009
>caring about a console designed for 6 year olds
Not surprised Mark would sticky this shit
b8d452 No.16268013
>>16268008
I only want to see if they'll announce the Dead Cells update for switch I don't even own a switch
df2417 No.16268014
>>16268009
>caring about "mature" CURRENT YEAR video games
Shush, before he gets another cake.
62f78f No.16268018
>>16268013
We'll probably get a release date on Hat in Time, but I can't say if there'll be anything interesting.
b8d452 No.16268019
Is this a nintendo stream or Devolver shindig?
df2417 No.16268020
And it's on, what indieshit port will they announce.
70db7d No.16268021
As if any gives a shit about "indie" trash. I bet most of these games will have in-game currencies.
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8a059a No.16268035
>>16268009
Mark has gone on record saying that the only Nintendo product he can't defend at all whatsoever is the Labo. And even then, he said that it could've been perfectly ok with it if they used "plastic" peripherals instead of cheap cardboard.
be8718 No.16268036
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>and our friends at Microsoft for helping us bring Cuphead to even more players
So rumors were right, then.
MCC when?
df2417 No.16268037
>Special thanks to Microsoft
Hahaha
b8d452 No.16268038
>>16268028
>nigger and gurl gamur
harro ferrow gamurs!
df2417 No.16268040
>>16268038
Saw these two and can't unhear "Cuckhead"
a7e32c No.16268041
Cuphead wasn't already on this?
62f78f No.16268042
>>16268035
Bullshit, I fucking hate Zelda and I shit on it daily
e8e1c2 No.16268043
WHERE IS THE TITTYMONSTER NINTENDO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aacdce No.16268046
df2417 No.16268048
More ports but yeah, Devolver Digital shitposting.
b6fa82 No.16268052
>You'll meet a diverse cast of characters
Oh yeah, I can tell.
b8d452 No.16268054
>gay uber driver simulator
can you make a gayer game?
e8e1c2 No.16268055
>diverse
>Capra
little on the nose there
df2417 No.16268056
>Commiefornia Cyberpunk Indieshit
More shovelware
8a5f0c No.16268057
This guy is a poor man's Reggie.
b6fa82 No.16268058
62f78f No.16268059
Isn't this the person that was in the Google shit yesterday?
be8718 No.16268065
Is this the voice actress for the blue haired dyke in Life is Strange?
HELLA DOG RACES
b8d452 No.16268067
fuuuuck I thought nintendo would stay out of this gay feelie feelie bullshit made by technicolor carpet munchers
8a059a No.16268069
NEO CAB
>nigger girl with problematic hair dye
>"diversity" cast of characters
>set in commiefornia
>anti-automation anti-corporation propaganda
df2417 No.16268072
More ports, but this one is good.
62f78f No.16268075
>roguelike
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
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62f78f No.16268086
>Double fine
Remember double fine means you pay twice
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b1ff09 No.16268092
>>16268075
What's wrong with roguelikes desu?
000000 No.16268094
>Xbox does an indie showcase
>nobody cares
>SONY does an indie showcase
>nobody cares
>Nintendo does an Indie showcase
>PORTS! Nintendo has no games!
Everytime
a7e32c No.16268096
>>16268092
The vast majority of them are nothing like Rogue and are just lazy procedurally generated trash.
e8e1c2 No.16268097
>but what do my eggs smell like haha
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b1ff09 No.16268102
>>16268096
Can't argue there.
b6fa82 No.16268103
>That's exactly what this is…
Such a dramatic punchline.
b8d452 No.16268106
>>16268094
this thread isn't exactly whizzing by either
nobody cares, torfag
df2417 No.16268109
>More ports and shovelware
Fucking amazing, those Nindies better get their tendies.
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000000 No.16268115
>>16268106
I wasn't even talking about this thread anon…
8a059a No.16268116
b1ff09 No.16268120
Jesus its a game for furries about furries
b8d452 No.16268121
>>16268115
so what the fuck are you talking about?
0e896e No.16268122
>>16268094
same as it ever was
000000 No.16268123
>3D adventure indie game
>looks like shit
Any games that break this rule?
df2417 No.16268124
>THOSE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS!
Literal Breath of the Wild Furries!
000000 No.16268125
>>16268121
General public discussion
b6fa82 No.16268126
>Super Crate Box again
This game is 100 years old, what are you doing.
>Nuclear Throne
Oh, better.
df2417 No.16268128
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT A GAME FROM A INDIE MUDSHIT SHILL!
b1ff09 No.16268129
Isnt nuclear throne ancient by this point
e8e1c2 No.16268130
>breath of the furry
at least it's not a neon roguelike?
b6fa82 No.16268133
>>16268129
Yes but its good so it gets a free pass.
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62f78f No.16268137
Oh neat, new blaster master
b8d452 No.16268138
>>16268125
>public discussion
reinsertdickera is not general public
b6fa82 No.16268140
>Blaster Master Game
Wait is this new? That would be great.
df2417 No.16268141
Okay, Blaster Master, the only way for this to ruin everything is to have Con Man be front and center.
62f78f No.16268142
>>16268140
Yeah, it's a sequel
a054a4 No.16268143
Oh shit, something actually good looking.
e8e1c2 No.16268144
>g-sophia
I-is the tank a girl?
8a059a No.16268145
>blaster master zero
Wow. The first showcased game that isn't a shit game or port.
000000 No.16268146
>More Blaster Master love
Yes
b8d452 No.16268147
>giant brown tits
oh boy, here come the censors!
62f78f No.16268148
>>16268144
>He didn't know
000000 No.16268152
Is Stranger Things a show about punching a horde of identical thugs and standing on pressure plates?
df2417 No.16268156
Fuck off Jewflix cash-in game.
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000000 No.16268165
>Crypt of the Necromancer X Zelda
???
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a7e32c No.16268167
>>16268152
I hear that's what the recording set is like at least.
8a5f0c No.16268168
>Crypt of the Necrodancer and Zelda crossover
I'm interested.
a054a4 No.16268172
<we want to show off more than just Zelda
>shows off Zelda
Bravo, Nintendo.
62f78f No.16268175
>>16268168
>Zelda after MM
df2417 No.16268176
>Another port, but hey, exclusive crossover!
One-hit wonder developers, especially those assholes.
b1ff09 No.16268178
Is this cadence of hyrule gonna have procedurally generated shit?
000000 No.16268180
>>16268176
>>Another port
Cadence of Hyrule is a brand new game
961c0e No.16268181
>>16268176
whats wrong with the necrodancer devs? are they all trannies?
e8e1c2 No.16268182
>>16268165
Not only that but raping Link's Awakening music to boot
62f78f No.16268184
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Cuphead and Blaster Master was nice, but other than that it's a shit direct. Also where are the doujin games? You'd think this game would've been in there somewhere.
000000 No.16268190
Well we've know for a while Nintendo's new "basic strategy" is to “expand the number of people who have access to Nintendo IP"
So this, and Atlas x Star Fox are just the beginning.
Who else should get access to try out their hand wth Nintendo IPs?
b6fa82 No.16268192
>>16268181
No, but they work with Silverstring Media. They use the relation to constantly push SJWism into the games.
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f31f3b No.16268197
stream down nintendo can't even run a direct anymore
df2417 No.16268198
>>16268180
My mistake, an expansion pack of their last port job from a year ago.
>>16268181
Part of the indieclique of fuckwads, their politics are obnoxious, but their suspect relationship with Silverstring media, the same Silverstring Media that ran socialist hipster interference in all things indie was fucking suspect.
b8d452 No.16268200
>>16268197
it's over, dipshit
b1ff09 No.16268202
>>16268192
Is there SJW shit IN the game?
8a5f0c No.16268204
>>16268183
All I said was that I'm interested in it, faggot. The game could be shit for all I know, but Nintendo doesn't usually license its IPs out.
210383 No.16268206
>>16268184
they were probably targeting the western indie audience considering the hosts (ie:people who pretend to like retro games but are to shit to actually play them)
b6fa82 No.16268207
>>16268202
In Crypt of the Necrodancer? Yes. Character Design gets worse with time because of it.
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b8d452 No.16268211
>>16268202
you can play as a purple haired gorilla
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b8d452 No.16268218
>>16268213
all of them
>>16268210
watch the stream, what do you mean "sauce"?
b1ff09 No.16268221
>>16268211
This one? Damn.
29d0c3 No.16268222
>>16268218
>what do you mean "sauce"?
Of the image you posted, dummy.
000000 No.16268223
>>16268218
>all of them
>Pikmin in the style of Warhammer
Huh
000000 No.16268228
>>16268204
See
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2019/190201_2e.pdf
They're new policy is to get as many, AS MANY, developers using Nintendo IPs as possible.
Starlink and this are just the the start
b6fa82 No.16268229
>>16268221
>Yellow and Purple
Why do they keep using this color combo? It keeps shamefully drawing itself form the underworld of football team colors and it never looks good.
b8d452 No.16268233
>>16268222
oh, sorry, my mistake
it's on do.it.yourself.jp
951f9d No.16268234
Well, I want Blaster Master.
b8d452 No.16268235
>>16268234
I wanted Smash Ultimate and BotW, but it has passed.
Give it time.
9ae447 No.16268253
>>16268228
Oh that's bad. Nintendo's IP is so valuable and loved because they've always done a good job of just barely giving people enough. They have artificial scarcity with their characters, they make you wait for their games. If they are everywhere, they will end up cheap and over exposed. Over-exposed characters never ever last more than a few years. Going to be weird to see Mario, Zelda, Link, and Pokemon end up like Master Chief, Minecraft Steve, and all the other shitty shovelware characters we've forgotten. At least Nintendo will have a few record setting quarters before they release the console after Switch and no one gives a fuck and they end up with another Wii U.
68efa0 No.16268263
The good thing about the Necrodancer Zelda crossover is that it might actually kill the “inspired by Zelda” indie crowd.
Cause like how the fuck are you gonna beat an indie game that’s also an actual Zelda game
5fe5e9 No.16268265
Stream is down
Anything interessing announced?
b6fa82 No.16268268
>>16268265
Read the thread.
b8d452 No.16268271
>>16268263
your post makes no sense.
By your logic, people would have never even attempted to rip off Zelda because Zelda already exists.
5fe5e9 No.16268281
>>16268268
Almost none of them are talking about the games
so far all i got cuphead, blastmaster, and some necrodancer zelda crossover?
b1ff09 No.16268286
>>16268281
Yeah its called cadence of hyrule
a7e32c No.16268308
>>16268229
People think the extent of color theory is "slap two of the opposite ends of the spectrum together and call it a day".
68efa0 No.16268321
Also oh boy oh boy oh boy I can’t wait for Cuphead to get in Smash and for everyone on /v/ to pretend they hated the game all along just like what happened with Bayonetta
b8d452 No.16268323
>>16268313
>literal melons
wew
951f9d No.16268324
>>16268313
>Necrodancer Zelda
Can't wait for the lewd art.
a7e32c No.16268327
>>16268321
Fuck off you braindead twitter hipster.
b6fa82 No.16268332
>>16268321
>oh boy oh boy oh boy
First signs of a quality post here
>I can’t wait for Cuphead to get in Smash and for everyone on /v/ to pretend they hated the game all along just like what happened with Bayonetta
Yep.
If you're so much smarter than /v/ just like the 100 people who tried this "I'm so smarter than /v/" gimmick" then why don't you leave?
be8718 No.16268335
>>16268321
Cuphead would be a much better indie rep than any other likely one, and any indie rep that the rest of /v/ wants.
3f5295 No.16268341
>>16268313
>watermelon titties
I'm confused, the racist part in me just wants to joke about niggers but my hetero part is interested on it.
b8d452 No.16268350
>>16268341
>the racist part in me
I am so sick of you newfags
b8d452 No.16268351
>>16268341
>the racist part in me
I am so sick of you newfags
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ec3b25 No.16268382
>>16268313
>these tits
>these hips
>that hair
God, I want to water and feed this plant girl with my liquid fertilizer!
a7e32c No.16268389
>>16268382
Please don't shit on plant girls.
dfb363 No.16268392
>>16268206
So basically soyfags.
ec3b25 No.16268396
>>16268389
Fuck, I should have phrased it better.
951f9d No.16268398
Japanese Doujinsoft > Western Indies
Prove me wrong.
dfb363 No.16268414
>>16268398
But you're not wrong.
fddc68 No.16268429
Indie games somehow manage to be worse than AAA games
I wonder how they pull that off
951f9d No.16268432
>>16268414
>Doujinshi > Indie Comics
>Doujinsoft > Indie Games
>Doujin anything > Indie anything
The Japanese Doujin (Doujin meaning "Indie") scene don't have their heads far up their asses like the Western scene.
6d0f11 No.16268434
>>16268392
Bingo
>>16268396
Would diarrhea make for good fertilizer though?
44da71 No.16268435
>>16268332
>Smarter then /v/
>/v/ is a hivemind
Me means hypocrite hipsters that hates something when it becomes popular. That's pretty common with stuff like smash.
dfb363 No.16268454
>>16268321
Who the fuck doesn't like Bayonetta? I mean she's not Dante, but neither is anyone else.
b8d452 No.16268464
>>16268454
That one anon in another thread where he replied to a Lady Gaga tweet.
Just don't take anything anyone says 'round these parts too close to heart, you'll live longer.
63842d No.16268473
>ctrl F
>noone mentioned darkwood
If you havent played it do
cb4de3 No.16268479
>>16268321
>just like what happened with Bayonetta
What? I don't remember anybody hating Bayonetta. There was disappointment in the second game, but Bayonetta 1 is pretty universally loved here.
b8d452 No.16268483
>>16268473
I can play it on PC, so what's the point of mentioning it?
>>16268479
nobody really does, why are you still falling for his bait?
8a059a No.16268488
>>16268479
She looks better in the sequel. Her hair looks retarded in 1
b3fbb0 No.16268499
>>16268126
>>16268129
>>16268133
Why are you idiots recommending Rami's game?
210383 No.16268500
>>16268313
Have the hit articles started yet?
dfb363 No.16268501
>>16268464
Jokes on you, I'm Mark
cb4de3 No.16268507
>>16268483
> nobody really does, why are you still falling for his bait?
Because I'm fucking retarded.
dfecc5 No.16268509
Has a game called Steamworld Quest been shown yet? Card/RPG hybrid, robot characters?
a7e32c No.16268510
>>16268500
Sexiness is okay when one of their own does it.
b64d22 No.16268516
>>16268499
One of them is a newfag, the other is a fag.
cb4de3 No.16268517
>>16268488
No argument there, but gameplaywise, I thought they were pretty nearly equal. 2 was maybe a little easier than 1.
375c43 No.16268523
>>16268235
>Smash Ultimate
Not gonna get shit until April.
>BotW
game is dead, they aren't adding anything more to it.
000000 No.16268541
>>16267995
They take down emulation sites. They will never receive any money from me.
5fb903 No.16268630
>>16268509
There's been no news since the initial reveal last month.
951ec0 No.16269734
>>16268175
The Capcom games were good.
0b0ed9 No.16274035
>>16268043
It's right here you double nigger.
f2f0c6 No.16274063
>>16274035
Needs more watermelon tit art.
>>16268054
That's not even the first one. It was show at the PC game show last e3 with another game with the same premise. Indies are even copying their own shit ideas.
544925 No.16274295
>>16268510
>Inticreates
>one of their own
29d0c3 No.16274325
>>16274295
Didn't they make Mighty no 9 and that game with the tranny robot?
544925 No.16274371
>>16274325
>Mighty no 9
It was a contract job. Inafune and Comcept were the ones at the steering wheel.
>that game with the tranny robot
I have no idea what you're talking about. Does one of the Gunvolt games have a tranny robot that isn't a result of fucked localization?
Remember, these guys also made the more recent Gal Gun games, and they helped out Wayforward on the two latest Shantae games, particularly contributing character art.
29d0c3 No.16274391
>>16274371
>and they helped out Wayforward on the two latest Shantae games, particularly contributing character art.
So did Mariel Cartwright, and she's deep in the clique.
95f5ec No.16274412
>>16268036
>tfw can tell by the art and pose that the lolis are whores
29d0c3 No.16274673
>>16274412
Slutty lolis are the best lolis.
4a5342 No.16274680
>>16274673
The only thing I'd jam into their whore mouths are store bought cookies.
144c47 No.16274843
>>16274391
>Mariel Cartwright
>Sucked Fat man Rocco's dick
>Is now a huge SJW slut
>She no longer has jewcy thighs
>She's in her early 30's now, and she's starting to get progressively crazier.
lmao
413fb2 No.16274945
>>16274680
>store bought.
>not baking your own cooks with better tasting fresh organic ingredients.
29d0c3 No.16274971
>>16274945
>fresh organic ingredients
Like semen