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715912 No.16263644
Google is announcing a new console, and I couldn't be more terrified what this means for video games.
WATCH IT LIVE HERE
bd0dc7 No.16264123
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
1db574 No.16264124
>>16264116
Spoiler that shit please.
116e8a No.16264125
5feffb No.16264126
>"no cheating, no hacking"
>total silence
b1e98d No.16264127
> look at the difference in quality between single and multi gpus
< streaming video quality so bad it all looks shit
> and now he's going on about how traditional multiplayer is shit because of "unreliable internet"
> but streaming the entire thing won't be a problem goy!
000000 No.16264128
>no cheating
>no hacking
>FULL CROSS-PLAY
???
293493 No.16264129
>>16264126
There were slight giggles.
1db574 No.16264130
>no cheaters
>no hackers
This man can't open his mouth without lying.
699b19 No.16264131
WHAT
THE FUCK
IS A FORTNIGHT
288fce No.16264132
They're so desperate to destroy video game's physical copies they didn't even make a console.
cf3630 No.16264133
>>16264122
MINIMUM 450MS LAG
9cdf28 No.16264136
She's going to teleport behind all you haters
17ff7b No.16264137
Nice kimono, Erin Hoffman-Tokugawa.
699b19 No.16264139
e77069 No.16264140
FUCKING CHINKESS GURL GAYMER
ad65eb No.16264141
parenthesis. NAME. parenthesis.
0062e2 No.16264142
>work with wizards every day
They have to know what they're doing.
715912 No.16264143
>We've been working with wizards everyday
Have you been working on this /v/?
Is this YOUR fault?
bd0dc7 No.16264144
f6dbcb No.16264145
>>16264134
She's wearing her funeral wobe
ad65eb No.16264147
>>16264101
it was just not lag but textures were popping in and out
c186af No.16264148
>working with wizards
So that's what makes google run… Lots of 30 year old virgins, kept in the basements. Who'd have thought?
5feffb No.16264149
Wait until they start to talk about safe spaces in multiplayer.
cf3630 No.16264150
>persistent
>destructible environment
PROVEN HOAX
1db574 No.16264151
>>16264133
>hit a button
>action instantly happens
This makes good players even better than bad players. What are you? Some kind of fascist? :^)
715912 No.16264152
>>16264145
The death of video games
e77069 No.16264156
(((trends)))
(((Modern Games)))
d6b830 No.16264157
>>16264021
That's why 5G is coming
699b19 No.16264158
>>16264148
Must be the reason why Wizchan is utter shit nowadays
4f62d3 No.16264159
>look at those graphics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
b426d8 No.16264161
>Hey check out our new game streaming platform
>During a video feed that's fluctuating resolution and buffering due to poor internet infrastructure and too many connections
Boy, I sure can't wait to go read a good book because some asshole got raped in multiplayer and decided to DDOS my vidya.
9cdf28 No.16264162
Google will save split screen couch co-op
ad65eb No.16264163
fuck I heard trans not trends.
f6dbcb No.16264165
>>16264153
IS THAT A REZ REFERENCE?
0657b3 No.16264166
bd6b08 No.16264167
Split-screen has been fading since the developers can't program for shit, and push for online multiplayer, with the usual charge.
6cfc21 No.16264168
>>16263944
Simple: by becoming the monopoly of all internet services and infrastructure. Because Google and alphabetare competing in multiple industries legally they can't be broken up as a monopoly. Just wait until Google becomes your utility companies, grocery stores, farms, and vehicle manufacturers.
1db574 No.16264169
>STREAM FOUR SEPERATE STREAMS TO YOUR TV
>ON ONE INTERNET CONNECTION IN AMERICA
>WITH NO PERFORMANCE PENALTY
i can't even
0657b3 No.16264171
>>16264157
Causes cancer though?
b1e98d No.16264173
> couch multiplayer went away
Sure, if you don't play Nintendo
17ff7b No.16264174
None of this was impossible before.
433a6d No.16264176
i don't understand this
i don't understand anything
671ddd No.16264177
Am I misunderstanding, or are they talking about "couch co-op" where two people aren't playing in the same room?
e77069 No.16264178
why are they hiding the ass in the proof of concept cchick?
17ff7b No.16264179
WHAT IF YOU COULD INTERACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS
f2ce95 No.16264182
fd4c26 No.16264184
>>16264176
It's just fucking OnLive on more platforms.
cf3630 No.16264185
Google Executives: "Everyone has 1Gb/s downloads into their homes, right? The entire world is Southern California?"
Google Employees: "Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't they? Let them eat cake."
Google Executives: "Okay, LET THEM STREAM FIVE SIMULTANEOUS HD STREAMS OF THEIR PARTNERS' VIEWS AT ONCE. THAT WILL TOTALLY WORK."
9cdf28 No.16264186
>>16264171
Think anyone gives a fuck about cancer if they can add another 100 dollar monthly bill?
bd0dc7 No.16264187
>>16264178
ARE YOU SEXUALIZING PROUD STRONK WOMEN GOY?!
0657b3 No.16264188
>>16264176
Its the death of freedom there is nothing to understand, people with money making power moves
dbe9c1 No.16264189
>>16264151
>button
Get a load of this grandpa who hasn't adapted to touch screens.
cf3630 No.16264190
>>16264183
Google/10; would be censored again.
000000 No.16264191
>>16264173
This. Couch multiplayer is still great
e77069 No.16264192
715912 No.16264193
>>16264157
Yeah, and it should work then, but I doubt we'll reach 20 gigabit speeds like they're claiming.
699b19 No.16264195
b1e98d No.16264196
So they're showing off Tingle Tracker from Wind Waker on GameCube as something new and amazing?
>>16264176
You don't understand it because it's bullshit snakeoil and there is nothing to understand
ad65eb No.16264197
61e4f4 No.16264198
>3 literally who games
Sounds great.
c186af No.16264199
>>16264175
Those are just the surface level google employees, the ones they want people to see. They just revealed that they use 30 year old virgin code monkeys as slave workers.
f2ce95 No.16264200
>>16264175
>proudly bipolar
>proudly
>BIPOLAR
5feffb No.16264202
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116e8a No.16264205
Who let the mumbling retard on stage?
e77069 No.16264206
ze frwench cwock waz tastym in mouthze
d6b830 No.16264208
>>16264171
That's an added bonus for (((them)))
f6dbcb No.16264209
df373a No.16264210
>>16264150
Didn't they shill Crackdown 3 the exact same way?
>>16264153
With this one simple trick, she'll make your testicles disappear!
Whoosh
you have AIDS now
>>16264171
Good, that will increase the medical industry profits.
Luz Sancho
>she's not wearing a loose poncho
puta pendejo
699b19 No.16264212
bd6b08 No.16264213
Has anyone actually played Ryme?
0657b3 No.16264214
2f96b8 No.16264216
>>16264178
because she has a big butt
0062e2 No.16264217
Rime? The game that can't even run well on anything? Oh god.
38a6b2 No.16264218
>please welcome this person from this big company
>tequila works
W H O
715912 No.16264219
>>16264175
Oh god, I feel sorry for those wizards.
>>16264173
The Switch was a huge success.
f2ce95 No.16264220
Why does only one of her eyes have eyebags?
293493 No.16264221
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING LEGS OOOOH MOMMY WRAP THEM AROUND MY NECK PLEASE
f6dbcb No.16264222
>It's journey but in a forest
17ff7b No.16264224
Wait, what was that image? Was that a new game?
ad65eb No.16264225
9cdf28 No.16264227
>>16264220
She's just winking at me, virgin
e77069 No.16264228
All these games are garbage tech demos not actual games…
c186af No.16264229
f6dbcb No.16264230
Wow it looks like fucking shit
288fce No.16264231
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df373a No.16264233
>>16264218
>>16264214
You don't know LUZ SANCHO?
me neither, but her name is incredibly funny to me.
000000 No.16264235
>>16264218
The guys who made Rime
116e8a No.16264236
I CAN'T FUCKING SEE SHIT. GET OFF MY SCREEN, CLYDE!
217e42 No.16264238
I fucking hate to hear women speak. I had to mute the stream.
2cd456 No.16264239
>just copy and paste art on your vidya
WEW!
1db574 No.16264240
It's actually fucking hilarious how out of touch these Google fags are.
ad65eb No.16264241
ITS JUST PHOTOSHOP FILTERS
699b19 No.16264242
>dude not even graphics are real just use our (((machine learning)))
fd4c26 No.16264243
f2ce95 No.16264245
This looks worse than a standard texture pack.
2c404d No.16264247
REMEMBER PACMAN
DAE PACMAN
REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER
EPIC
715912 No.16264249
>>16264230
It's hilarious, kinda like watching a dumpster fire
0062e2 No.16264250
Okay, the implication that a factory made "Art Style" will "empower" gamedevs to make unique games when another dev could just as easily copy them by doing what essentially sounds like choosing an option in a dropdown is pretty insulting.
cf3630 No.16264251
ART DIRECTION? WHO NEEDS TO PAY PEOPLE FOR THAT WHEN WE CAN JUST USE AN ALGORITHM!
df373a No.16264254
FEED ME MORE STRAY IMAGES
>>16264238
weak, I naturally ignore when women are publicly speaking, git gud.
cf3630 No.16264255
>"It isn't just one big create"
Someone give me a Big Think macro with "Big Create" and the gook thinking instead.
bd6b08 No.16264256
Wait…
ARE THEY ACTUALLY ADMITTING THAT THEY'RE SO CREATIVELY BANKRUPT, THAT ALL THEY'RE GOING TO DO TO CREATE THE ART FOR A TITLE IS JUST FEED IMAGES TO AN AI AND HAVE IT GENERATE EVERYTHING ELSE?!?
293493 No.16264257
>>16264251
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITE MAN THE FUTURE IS AUTOMATED THE FUTURE IS ALGORITHIMS TRUST IN THE ROBOT
1db574 No.16264258
Oh my fuck, they thought the asset flips on the google mobile store were real games, so they wanted to make a console all around that. It all makes sense now.
715912 No.16264259
17ff7b No.16264260
>how those moments are experienced by our players
Fuck me, I need a break from this corporate-speak.
0657b3 No.16264261
Its a fucking filter though fuckin hell
e77069 No.16264262
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SNOUT
2f96b8 No.16264263
f6dbcb No.16264264
116e8a No.16264265
YOU'RE PAST YOUR PRIME, DYLAN. STOP MAKING GAMES.
0657b3 No.16264267
4dd6b4 No.16264269
>>16264242
dude what if machine learning could access photoshop filters?
293493 No.16264270
DISCORD NOW
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THIS WOULD HAVE DISCORD INTREGRATION
>>16263951
0657b3 No.16264271
Here come the screenshits
288fce No.16264273
WE HAVE A PLAN FOR GAMING
c186af No.16264276
>white cis man on stage
He must be scared shitless. Any wrong word and his career is over.
Better watch out, or Google will end you shitlord.
742b09 No.16264282
bd0dc7 No.16264284
>I have a new game
>I can't talk about it lol
GG
f6dbcb No.16264287
So just people sharing save states then?
715912 No.16264288
>>16264265
Wasn't he the guy who married Miyamoto's daughter?
1db574 No.16264289
>move the camera
>some guy looking sleepy and staring at his phone
wew
75452a No.16264290
>HEAD OF GAMING AT YOUTUBE
Here we go.
293493 No.16264291
>>16264287
A new era of dwarf fortress pass and play?
1b3bc6 No.16264292
9cdf28 No.16264293
>wagecuck all day
>minorities can't drive for shit on commute home
>jihabi fucks with me at 7/11
<just wanted a snack
>goblino neighbors dog shit in my yard again
>goblino kids left bike in my parking spot
>finally, time to get comfy
>turn on TV and Google Stadia
>crack a bear
PLEASE SELECT ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS
116e8a No.16264294
Ryan WHITE. Of course a WHITE MAN is the HEAD of gaming.
df373a No.16264295
>play home won't be using this drop off anywhere feature
lame.
f6dbcb No.16264297
>Head of gaming at youtube
1db574 No.16264298
MAN WITH NO CHIN TALKS ABOUT YOUTUBERS
b4b0c5 No.16264299
>>16264256
Yep. This is in fact one of the primary goals for advocates of procedural generation. They don't really want to work or create things so they want something that does everything for them.
0657b3 No.16264301
dbe9c1 No.16264302
>>16264251
The different visions in AvP looked better than this and that game is 20 years old.
6cfc21 No.16264303
When will Google say streaming games is piracy proof?
288fce No.16264306
>youtube's head of gaming is also a raging faggot
Who would have thought?
116e8a No.16264307
>>16264288
He's the guy Miyamoto stole the source code from to make Super Mario 64 and the guy who was making Star Fox 2 before Miyamoto fired him.
5feffb No.16264308
InB4 new code of conducts for Youtube streamers.
715912 No.16264309
>This guy
Time to do some research
e77069 No.16264310
>The only (((whites))) are the ones with big noses…
Pure coincidence.
0657b3 No.16264311
cf3630 No.16264312
BREAD AND CIRCUSES, GOYIM.
217e42 No.16264314
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
f6dbcb No.16264315
>We're going to create a new generation of paypigs
How does Google do it?
715912 No.16264316
>>16264307
Didn't he also make the modern FPS scheme? Or was that someone else/
f6dbcb No.16264317
>>16264314
Where's MandaloreGaming?
75452a No.16264318
Isn't this just what the PS4 does?
cf3630 No.16264320
>>16264314
>live from San Francisco
Icing on the cake, really.
89ba56 No.16264321
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
61e4f4 No.16264323
b4b0c5 No.16264324
>>16264310
At last you truly see.
6cfc21 No.16264325
>>16264314
Whoever put PewDiePie in that collage will get gulag'd.
c186af No.16264326
>>16264314
Is that dude with the parrot plush PewDiePie? Or does he just look similar?
>>16264310
>pic related
e77069 No.16264327
>you can now raid your favorite youtube at the click of a button
116e8a No.16264328
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b1e98d No.16264330
>>16264307
>Miyamoto stole source code
lol no, but Dylan did pitch a 3D Yoshi platformer that Nintendo rejected, so Dylan made it and it was called Croc
288fce No.16264332
293493 No.16264333
a09-owdjkawipjhdiawp]djawp
dawd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
fffaca No.16264334
>>16264314
PewDiePie where?
bd0dc7 No.16264336
>MY FRIEND MATPAT
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
f6dbcb No.16264337
699b19 No.16264338
Isn't this what You Don't Know Jack does?
75452a No.16264340
BUT THIS IS JUST A THEORY
5feffb No.16264341
Everybody will be able to stream but only a few will be selected by the algorithm to become ecelebs.
Friendly reminder that you can't monetize your channel unless you have more than a thousand of subs. You can't talk to Youtube Support unless you have more than a million of views.
61e4f4 No.16264342
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY.
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7756d4 No.16264349
>50+ billion hours of people playing videogames
Unironically the first thing that made me question if we're following the right path
e77069 No.16264350
0062e2 No.16264351
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I can't believe what I'm seeing. Matpat given fucking stagetime for a Google streaming service for games. Brave New World.
dbe9c1 No.16264353
Friendly reminder this guy is an actor and his parents are Hollywood executives, just like Markiplier.
f2ce95 No.16264354
>matpat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
e01591 No.16264356
>>16264314
who the fucj are these people?
0657b3 No.16264357
>MatPat
WHAT THE FUCK NAME IS THAT
1b3bc6 No.16264358
fucking unreal, this is a new low
f6dbcb No.16264361
3355fe No.16264362
>>16264321
They don't have anything besides literal tech demo's and proof of concept since it's basically a bespoke system running Linux + vulkan on vega 56 + Zen 2 blade server/servers it's gonna take a while
Also my fucking shit laggy 50mbit 50ms+ 4g/5g junk internet isn't good enough
9cdf28 No.16264363
idk who this faggot is, what do i win?
e77069 No.16264364
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699b19 No.16264366
This guy sounds like a bigger faggot that he sounded before
e77069 No.16264367
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b1e98d No.16264369
Brenton chose to shoot up a mosque instead of this place.
He could have done so much better for the world.
1db574 No.16264370
>grey pants
>poo poo brown leather jacket
>black shirt
>black shoes
dbe9c1 No.16264371
>>16264356
Guy in the top left is obviously a Skyrim NPC.
cf3630 No.16264372
>state share
HOLY SHIT. WE CAN FINALLY SHOW THE WORLD HOW SHIT THESE STREAMERS ARE AT GAMING. WE CAN LITERALLY WIN IN THE SAME SCENARIOS THAT THEY LOSE
c186af No.16264373
>crowd play
at the touch of a button, you can grief your favorite youtubers and ruin their game experience! amazing! don't they complain about these kinds of people a lot already?
75452a No.16264374
>>16264366
This footage isn't sped up.
0657b3 No.16264376
Why is there a rock on stage?
fd4c26 No.16264377
Fuck modding though, right? Who needs that.
715912 No.16264378
935c89 No.16264380
Imagine the endless breathing down your neck!
cf3630 No.16264382
>1000 player battle royale
9cdf28 No.16264383
bd6b08 No.16264384
I can do that already with emulators!!!
116e8a No.16264385
>>16264378
Cycle of coursh
1db574 No.16264386
>>16264378
Cycle it cakeboy.
f6dbcb No.16264387
>>16264372
>yfw the STDia literally just vecomes a way of making fun of DSP
ad65eb No.16264388
>>16264369
>19th march
>still believing narrative
5feffb No.16264390
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cf3630 No.16264393
>>16264378
BIRCUMBIZED BENIS
bd6b08 No.16264394
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bd0dc7 No.16264402
>>16264372
YES GOYIM MORE REASONS TO BUY THE STAY DEE UH
c186af No.16264403
7756d4 No.16264404
>>16264373
Some Fortnite-streamer got another player a couple months ago banned becuase he killed him too often on stream.
116e8a No.16264407
Anything fatpat touches turns in to shit. This is good.
217e42 No.16264408
Ok I hate all of these people, I'll give women a pass for today.
df373a No.16264410
>>16264373
They're going to SWAT them.
>>16264378
make the new thread cyclical, cakejew.
e77069 No.16264411
699b19 No.16264412
Did the stream got fucked?
3355fe No.16264414
Hi I have a very small enis
f6dbcb No.16264415
>Making hard games is hard
cf3630 No.16264417
THEY'RE GOING TO LET PEOPLE SKIP PARTS OF GAMES WITH BUILT IN TUTORIALS.
4953ea No.16264418
Why am I watching this. I'm fucking seething over here, I have a feeling this is not going to flop and will be the new hit thing. God fucking dammit.
0b5476 No.16264419
>>16264380
holy fuck I lost it
that part lagged like that for everyone?
1db574 No.16264422
dbe9c1 No.16264423
>>16264404
Banned from the game or streaming?
bd6b08 No.16264424
He just admitted that he can't play piss-easy games!!!
bd0dc7 No.16264426
>looking up walkthroughs? SUCH a hassle am I right?
This can't be real
1b3bc6 No.16264427
Where are the fucking video games
116e8a No.16264428
>How can I help?
>Google, I'm melting.
61e4f4 No.16264429
cf3630 No.16264431
>>16264417
DSP WILL NEVER GET STUCK AGAIN
7756d4 No.16264432
>need help for nuTR
Yeah, I can see who they hope will fall for this shit.
fd4c26 No.16264436
d6b830 No.16264437
>>16264417
Jewgle is all about inclusiveness, they wouldn't want game journalists getting stuck.
715912 No.16264438
>>16264380
Yeah, I found it hilarious.
75452a No.16264439
>Built in walkthrough
FUCK
OFF
And of course this is what people clap for
116e8a No.16264441
8chan Stadia integration when?
b1e98d No.16264442
LOL my stream just fucking died for five seconds but game streaming 4K 60fps 1000 players full destrucible environments is never gonna lag, right
0657b3 No.16264443
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bd0dc7 No.16264446
>>16264444
GAME HARD, PLEASE LET ME WIN
bd6b08 No.16264447
Did anyone ever point out how the chat on YouTube is disabled?
11a0e2 No.16264448
Why doesn't it just play the fucking game for you already? This is ridiculous.
cf3630 No.16264449
116e8a No.16264451
>>16264444
>How do I beat this tomb
>Here is the top result: git gud
5feffb No.16264452
Revolution 60 HD 4K Remaster when?
0657b3 No.16264453
cbf2af No.16264455
Stadia is going to kill modding lmao
116e8a No.16264456
OH JADE. I'LL BUY YOUR GAME JADE.
94d2a2 No.16264458
>>16264444
This is a shitshow nice quads
cb8bf2 No.16264459
5feffb No.16264460
Jade Raymond, she hasn't done shit since AssCreed 1.
671ddd No.16264461
>>16264442
>4K 60fps
Let's not forget they promised 8K 120+fps in the future
715912 No.16264462
e77069 No.16264463
>Ran by a woman
this will end well…
114659 No.16264465
>>16264442
they're assuming you'll have google fiber you fuckin broke bean
3355fe No.16264467
Hi I have a very small penis
fd4c26 No.16264468
>>16264426
Who even would need one for modern shit unless it's to get around a bug?
dbf9c6 No.16264469
>>16264455
That's the plan.
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3355fe No.16264474
Ewww too skinny the French chick was mummy
0657b3 No.16264475
6cfc21 No.16264476
Can you play Skyrim in Doom while playing Doom in Skyrim yet?
116e8a No.16264478
>When I was 12, I saw the holocaust.
Wow, how the fuck
dbe9c1 No.16264479
>>16264460
She didn't do anything before then either.
699b19 No.16264481
DUDE MEGAMAN
DUDE STARTREK
DUDE PACMAN
60a1d1 No.16264482
Muh Star Trek I'm so nerdy guise!
bd0dc7 No.16264483
UNNNNNNG YES MY WAIFU I WILL BUY THE STADIA FOR YOU JADE
0657b3 No.16264484
Why is google hiring ex-models
715912 No.16264485
>>16264463
Just look what happened to Halo
:^)
f6dbcb No.16264486
>Literally only produced Asscreed and Watchdogs
000000 No.16264489
This is a fucking trash fire lmao. On the positive side though, this will entice developers to port their games from DX to vulkan in order to get on google's game store, so we will see a fuckton of games playable on linux
5feffb No.16264490
>>16264479
Didn't she turn Splinter Cell into a full action game at one point?
bd6b08 No.16264491
>>16264482
Stargate is better anyways.
b1e98d No.16264493
>>16264485
Don't forget the nip bitch that ruined Fire Emblem
e77069 No.16264494
WHy does she moan after every breath?
935c89 No.16264495
>Stream is double taking regularly now
This gives me hope that this will be the pinnacle of stability.
217e42 No.16264496
JADE RAYMOND HEAD OF GOOGLE'S FIRST PARTY GAME STUDIO
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
715912 No.16264498
>>16264472
Someone post the Jim Sterling Wife infographic
9cdf28 No.16264499
This chick fucks all her friends sons btw
0657b3 No.16264501
3355fe No.16264502
>>16264486
Doom eternal and womb raider
116e8a No.16264503
We are committed all right.
699b19 No.16264504
>>16264489
But will the vulkan ports be available for downloads though?
b1e98d No.16264505
>>16264499
>This chick fucks all her friends sons btw
Source? That's fucking hot if true.
715912 No.16264506
>>16264493
What're you talking about? She saved fire emblem.
:^)
2c404d No.16264507
f6dbcb No.16264508
>>16264488
>Downloading 4k Jpegs every second
<It just works
3f8e56 No.16264509
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116e8a No.16264514
cf3630 No.16264518
GLOBAL COMMUNITY, GOYIM. JOIN THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY FOR DIVERSITY, INCLUSIVENESS, AND WHITE GENOCIDE.
715912 No.16264521
>>16264509
That's the rumor, and the reason I stickied the thread. Since I was really worried about that.
cf3630 No.16264522
>>16264508
HEIF needs to replace all file types.
e77069 No.16264523
(((art indie devs))) are soiling their pants right now
b1e98d No.16264524
>>16264508
Downloading 60 4K JPEGS per second not counting input latency
3355fe No.16264525
Well that was wild ride
>>16264504
Don't see why not
0657b3 No.16264527
WHY ARE THEY PROMOTING GAMING THOUGH, ITS FISHY
2c404d No.16264529
>>16264513
You should give it back she probably can't even sit properly
9cdf28 No.16264531
>>16264523
How many minutes until Binding Of Isaac re-releases?
116e8a No.16264532
>>16264527
Because Jewbisoft gave them a truck load of money.
cf3630 No.16264533
>launching in Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR 240P STREAMS
4f62d3 No.16264536
what is this? everyone comes and says some retarded vague description of anything. its not even a description its just funny words put together and gets off the stage.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING GAMES
114659 No.16264537
have they showed the console yet i was late to party
116e8a No.16264539
>>16264533
Thanks, Justin.
cf3630 No.16264540
>>16264537
Your penis is the console, and you take it everywhere.
11a0e2 No.16264542
>xbone launch tier country restrictions
Aaaaaand it's dead on arrival. (as if it wasn't already)
61e4f4 No.16264543
>>16264536
You'll get tech demos and you'll fucking like it.
cefb3a No.16264545
It's quite an achievement that no matter what we imagine that's gonna happen, the actual thing ends up being incredibly worse.
715912 No.16264546
>>16263644
Well that was a hilarious shitshow. Thank god its over.
0657b3 No.16264548
>Playground for every imagination
More like the deathbed of all imagination fucking NPC scum
000000 No.16264549
>>16264504
If the devs go through the work of rewriting it, might as well make a few extra bucks by selling it as well. I doubt anyone will actually use this google shit, so they'd have to sell it to justify all the work
116e8a No.16264550
>>16264537
It's fucking nothing.
1b3bc6 No.16264551
This is the future now. Amazing.
e77069 No.16264552
>>16264531
0 thanks to stadia
right goy >;^)
1db574 No.16264554
Love that fake mid-trailer crowd.
433a6d No.16264555
This is one of the reasons they wanted to kill 'gamers'. Because traditional console and PC owners will never buy into anything like this.
75452a No.16264556
>In the summer
They're going to E3, aren't they?
3355fe No.16264558
AU here we got cucked
If it's anything like Netflix our shit net will kill itself of weekends and from 3pm-1am every day except now all the neets not dumb enough to preload and download overnight will rape our shitty nbn even more
On the upside we might actually get decent internet to handle this shit since it's basically unusable now
cbf2af No.16264559
>youtube will become a game store
>goggle just murdered every game store
116e8a No.16264560
Just play very song at once. Fuck it.
114659 No.16264561
0062e2 No.16264562
What the fuck is happening with the music?
11a0e2 No.16264563
>where we can "all" play
Yeah, sure as long as you live in X country.
>Never stops getting better
for spying, I suppose
At least no Sega came up. Phew.
d75d3b No.16264567
e77069 No.16264569
MARK I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOTHING HAPPENS
b3f2ab No.16264571
61e4f4 No.16264572
What the hell is violating my ears?
2c404d No.16264574
Are they playing two tracks at once?
75452a No.16264576
DUDE SLOW PANS OF A HALLWAY
Truly amazing.
0657b3 No.16264577
>>16264554
Theres a bunch of (((coloured))) hair people in there yeah it's fucked
116e8a No.16264578
>>16264567
Welcome to the future. This is noise for the drone people.
f6dbcb No.16264579
That was the dumbest shit I've seen in awhile. Can't wait for this shit to flop next year
f2ce95 No.16264581
dbe9c1 No.16264583
>>16264556
Sony dropped out of of E3 this year for a reason.
cf3630 No.16264585
217e42 No.16264587
>3 different maximum soy music tracks playing at once in the outro
oh god this is the icing on the top of the shitcake
60a1d1 No.16264588
>>16264558
Shitty internet is probably what fuels the AU shitposters.
fd4c26 No.16264590
>>16264537
It's just OnLive for more platforms and some controller of indeterminate build quality.
1b3bc6 No.16264591
Is this a reverse subliminal psyop to make me buy a stadia?
61e4f4 No.16264596
3355fe No.16264597
>>16264588
It does many times I just get the shits and go outside chuck skids
9cdf28 No.16264598
Valid criticisms brought up. Didn't look that bad though. Can you pre-order anywhere?
715912 No.16264601
>>16264569
You know you enjoyed the shitshow.
cbedc4 No.16264604
so there's no actual console?
d0c905 No.16264607
Did they really not show the price?
0657b3 No.16264610
3355fe No.16264612
>>16264598
Pre order what the controller? Looks like the worst parts of a wii u switch pro crossed with a ds4
Horrible
60a1d1 No.16264614
>>16264604
YOU DON'T EVEN OWN THE CONSOLE GOYIM
cf3630 No.16264615
>>16264607
$100 a year, goyim. Pay up.
fffaca No.16264616
>you actually expected the google gaming announcement was about games
116e8a No.16264617
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c00e7c No.16264619
What an absolute train wreck
4953ea No.16264620
>>16264604
>>16264607
It's not a console, it's an app/service.
cbf2af No.16264621
>>16264607
It will probably be a subscription service with 49835614598 variations
555fd5 No.16264622
>>16264601
>>16264601
Of course we enjoyed it. Anyone expressing distaste is just larping.
3355fe No.16264623
>>16264601
Based
What did u think of this shithole console mate? Me and my shitty internet will be staying with steam and pirated shit
38a6b2 No.16264625
So /v/, what did you learn today?
>>16264601
Fuck you Mark.
d76378 No.16264627
GODDAMMIT I JUST GOT HERE
WHAT HAPPEN
e77069 No.16264629
>>16264601
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING JEWS RUING MY VIDYA GAYMES FUCKING KIKESSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3355fe No.16264630
>>16264604
Well yes but it's a server in a data enter somewhere
94d2a2 No.16264632
It’s over it’s finaly over
699b19 No.16264633
>>16264625
That you can add botnet to a fucking controller
fd4c26 No.16264634
>>16264604
You don't need one >>16264061
WITH THE POWER OF THE CLOUD
cb8bf2 No.16264635
It runs on a version of Debian, which hopefully should mean more native Linux games, so that's something. The rest of it is trash.
fffaca No.16264636
>>16264617
But at least OnLive had a "microconsole". I guess they'll push people to buy Chrome Casts with microphones for their TVs.
3908f6 No.16264638
So, after watching the announcement trailer, is this a service for faggots and whores crippled by social media? Because that looks like the demographic. Pic unrelated.
116e8a No.16264641
Reminder we'll never live in a streaming only future because 90% of the world has jew tier internet speeds.
8e0642 No.16264643
>>16264625
NOTHING,I LEARNED NOTHING
cf3630 No.16264644
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d0c905 No.16264651
>>16264639
I don't understand, if its an app/service how does it have phsycial specs?
75452a No.16264652
>>16264627
Onlive 2.0, now with automatic "join game" buttons in streams and an automatic walkthrough built into games.
11a0e2 No.16264653
>>16264639
Just noticed it right now… What the fuck is that ball in front of the seats? A katamari made of trash bags?
2214f2 No.16264654
>>16264639
Zen…+? 2? Zen+ 1.5?
ed7215 No.16264655
>>16264620
So I would have to use my shitty computer to stream via my shitty internet games that I don't own even in the barest sense of the world?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
d76378 No.16264659
>>16264653
The studio has cancer
699b19 No.16264660
>>16264649
Wow you telling me africa and the middle east have 2001 gb/s speed great m8
cf3630 No.16264662
>>16264649
>I am this retarded
715912 No.16264663
>>16264627
THE FUTURE OF VIDEO GAMES
cb8bf2 No.16264664
94d2a2 No.16264665
>>16264649
He’s not talking about only the U.S eruopoor
df373a No.16264667
715912 No.16264668
>>16264643
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
3355fe No.16264670
>>16264627
>google launches games console again with no games again except ontop of that it will have additional lag and image quality issues on top because it's streamed
So your 10-20ms lag you have today on a 60fps game would be double that or more even if you had a very good internet connection with low latency below 10ms since you have to send the input to the server wait for it to process and encode then send it back to your device
Rip people with 20-50ms connections like me since your gonna be getting double that in latency
fd4c26 No.16264672
>>16264651
That's the hardware of the server side instances that will be running the games.
fffaca No.16264673
>>16264639
So it's a bunch of AMD Vega 56 GPUs with AMD EPYC CPUs.
11a0e2 No.16264675
>>16264666
>Gouya
>Goyya
Like poetry.
f6dbcb No.16264676
I download about 1mb/second. Am I good enough for the cloud /v/?
75452a No.16264677
>>16264660
The most I have is 1.5mb/s whenever it feels like it, which is rare and the actual connection is spotty. It's more like 200 kb/s
t. egyptian
e77069 No.16264678
How do you guys think soynby, microshit and ninento are reacting to this?
eeeb34 No.16264679
I think they added some applause in the final ad.
715912 No.16264683
>>16264678
The same way we are, by laughing at it.
c0e486 No.16264685
>>16264678
Pissing their pants with laughter
cefb3a No.16264688
>>16264666
>Not naming it Goya
7/10 Apply yourself Satan.
cf3630 No.16264689
fd4c26 No.16264694
>>16264678
Microsoft is probably having a helluva giggle after the cloudshit blew up in their faces.
3355fe No.16264695
Anyone got that bit where they said 8k 120fps support? Lol
>>16264673
Yep
It's gonna be interesting to see multi gpu/cpu/system stuff again though
699b19 No.16264696
>>16264677
I'm sure streaming is gonna be pretty good down there fellow kebab.
How even is gaming down there? Is it a big market or it's not halal?
8a5e47 No.16264697
>>16264678
Pretty much laughing.
3355fe No.16264700
>>16264678
Well Sony already had this for ps3 games on ps4 but I never tried it
8e0642 No.16264703
>>16264678
I'm more interested to know how Sega and Atari are reacting to this
1b3bc6 No.16264705
Can't wait for all the inevitable day one issues that will make the "console" unplayable at launch.
0ed8be No.16264707
>>16264431
>DSP WILL NEVER GET STUCK AGAIN
I wouldn't count on him being able to pick all the bicycles tbh famdingo
3355fe No.16264709
>>16264694
Lol they even had the same demo that crackdown 3 had
Can't wait for the inevitable downgrade.
Also these Vega 56 are basically midrange these days and will age like milk
75452a No.16264715
>>16264696
It's either piracy or people buy AAA. Multiplayer it's either Fifa, or more recently whatever FPS is the flavor of the month. Used to be overwatch, now it's PUBG's mobile version because women play it and they want bobs and vagne or some shit.
d76378 No.16264720
>>16264678
I 'd like to say everyone is laughing their ass off but it's the gaming industry. Everyone is so retarded they might think "Google really got us now!"
8e0642 No.16264722
>>16264417
and that's a good thing
699b19 No.16264725
>>16264715
So pretty much the same shit as everywhere, got it. Thought it was gonna be more interesting with the whole muslim gatekeeping
3908f6 No.16264729
>>16264688
I would like a Caravaggio or Bosch themed console, Hitler.
715912 No.16264736
>>16264720
Yeah, the gaming industry is retardedly out of touch. Either way it's laughable.
699b19 No.16264739
>>16264722
Holy shit, is this image real?
aa88de No.16264743
>>16264637
To me it sounds like they're only making a console as a more convenient means of collecting data for whatever shady AI projects they're invested in
fd4c26 No.16264748
>>16264703
I noticed that vaporware VCS got another delay as they're supposedly changing to Ryzen.
8e0642 No.16264755
>>16264739
oh yes most definitely
7c473b No.16264767
Does this mean our (non-streamed) games will finally fucking be rid of normalfags? Will there be a 90s'-tier revival of autistically designed good games?
75452a No.16264780
>>16264725
Not really no. I think what gets banned is just anything portraying Israel in a good light and I don't think there are good games about that.
56766c No.16264961
>>16264352
He's pointing and laughing at Ronnie's dangling corpse. Was pretty shocking even for Google.
c17364 No.16264995
>>16264360
game theory is as much vidya related as /v/ is
b4b0c5 No.16265041
>>16264748
So it's pretty much dead and is now a money sink hole.
786268 No.16265249
So the gist of this is they’ve released a stream only console with no games and a built in tutorial feature so that even a 3 year old could beat it? And it’s also going to drain your Internet because it’s going to require a ludicrous amount of bandwidth?
85fe5a No.16265257
>>16264122
>if you commit any wrongthink acts we will ban you forever and you will never be able to access your games on our cloud
>if you're male and too good we will ban you forever and you will never be able to access your games on our cloud
05221e No.16265262
Alright cut the shit
When are we getting Stadia-tan porn?
301414 No.16265272
If spyro the dragon 3 gets released on it, I'd be fine
85fe5a No.16265292
>>16265272
>spyro the dragon 3
CAN YOU RACIST WHITE MALES JUST STOP PLEASE?
YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE WITH THE THINGS YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
3d84c4 No.16265376
This life is a lie, it is now obvious we are all in hell, punished for some great sin in a previous life. Demons create nightmares, this is a demon console.
8d919c No.16265490
>>16264123
>Why are we still here?
>Just to buffer?
Naw, I'm kidding. Invidious streams much better than (((YT))).
I just wanted to play video games.
The console age is over and yet they still try to milk it to death. It was great while developers utilized the limited technologies of their times to explore their imaginations and provide others with some fun games. Now it's simply for the easily enslaved and niggers, redundant, I know, as developers fill their games with false freedoms and pretty graphics.
A console is useless without games.
A bow is useless without arrows.
de65a1 No.16266865
>plenty of normalfags are shitting on it
Is there still hope?