2910df No.16260074
Game Developers Conference starts in about an hour. Get ready for 5 whole days of purple haired faggots and bull dykes talking about their bleeding gashes under the guise of video game development. There's already hints at an official Half-Life VR game as well as other VR goodies. Memes are bound to ensure.
https://expo.gdconf.com/2018/exhibitor-list/
https://www.twitch.tv/gdc
7ffb34 No.16260128
Who's willing to bet that they'll mention us?
c7df1b No.16260157
>ensure
Did you mean ensue?
4f0dde No.16260162
193127 No.16260164
Remember when Iwata used to do GDC talks?
c7df1b No.16260168
>>16260164
Remember when he could talk, period?
098a03 No.16260186
>>16260074
I can't wait for how shit it's going to be.
3d960b No.16260188
>>16260180
>Inappropriate physical contact
>Unwelcome physical contact
What's the difference?
bf34f6 No.16260193
>>16260188
Inappropriate: two people groping genitals publicly
Unwelcome: you touch another
2f866c No.16260195
>>16260180
I can imagine some venom colored hair dyke having an orgasm while typing that bullet point list.
>>16260188
Second means you can grope and touch all you want if you're attractive.
40f036 No.16260204
>>16260180
Who had the bright idea to fill an industry that's supposed to be about letting people have fun with people who are militantly opposed to fun in all its forms?
01b3c3 No.16260207
>>16260164
>>16260168
I don't even remember Nintendo being relevant outside their vocal autistic fanbase and the USA, much less Iwata.
141a9d No.16260208
>>16260180
I'm trying to envision a scenario where someone would be harassed for being pregnant.
c7df1b No.16260220
>>16260207
He, Reggie and Aonuma did talks constantly just before and during the Wii years but it seems like they stopped after the WiiU came out.
193127 No.16260221
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16260207
Iwata's most iconic quote was from a GDC, anon.
4f3cdc No.16260231
>>16260204
You damn well know (((who))).
01b3c3 No.16260243
>>16260220
>>16260221
I never even heard of Iwata until I came to this board.
193127 No.16260254
>>16260243
Next you'll tell me you didn't hear of Todd Howard before this board either.
01b3c3 No.16260282
>>16260254
I did, and plenty of others from Daisuke Ishiwatari to the Brosius couple.
I never understood the point of fellating a corporate fucking executive.
c7df1b No.16260291
>>16260282
>I never understood the point of fellating a corporate fucking executive.
Nobody is.
62e76a No.16260301
>>16260128
How much you wanna bet someone throws in a mention of New Zealand or some brown chick wears a towel rag at some point?
01b3c3 No.16260302
>>16260291
He actually contributed a lot to video games as a programmer, but once he became CEO of Nintendo and people started to idiolize him he was just an executive with little to do with the creative process, at least Shiggy Diggy still had one at the time, though I'm pretty sure he's just a fucking face for PR nowadays.
dcc643 No.16260305
>>16260074
>Get ready for 5 whole days of purple haired faggots and bull dykes
828192 No.16260308
Anyone else completely disinterested in this shit? Used to be hype but now all the cool shit either pops up on here or YouTube recommend out of the blue like cryteks neon noire rt demo
62e76a No.16260313
>>16260308
No one is really interested in the content because it's always a let down, it's almost like E3, people just want to see the train wrecks
828192 No.16260317
>>16260313
Oh God I can't wait.
I always forget about the cringe factor
01b3c3 No.16260319
>>16260308
GDC hasn't had any decent announcements in 5 years and I'm sure that isn't about to change.
So yeah, you're right it will probably pop off somewhere else, at least Gamescom isn't completely filled with SJW shit as has plenty of announcements and E3 is an emotional rollercoaster of sadness, rage and mockery.
2f866c No.16260320
>>16260308
>>16260313
GDC is like E3 that's hosted by Tumblr.
c7df1b No.16260323
>>16260313
>>16260308
It's useful to know what new scam they'll try to prop up. Otherwise yeah really nothing of value anymore and hasn't been for quite some time now.
828192 No.16260330
>>16260320
Oh right.
I've never been (in) with dev culture since I always found them to be faggots even when my mates irl at the time where huge on it
T. Modder
>>16260323
>>16260319
So they are the crapple keynote of vidya?
193127 No.16260333
>>16260282
Big difference between fellating one and being aware of one.
Iwata is one of the few people in this industry that I had respect for. He's one of the few that had actually made a fucking game instead of being glorified ideamen. Based on the stories told, he was not only a game developer, but also quite damn talented. And from various interviews, he seemed like a nice person in general. That goes a long way. Why do you think everyone hates EA but Bethesda gets a pass? It's because people like Todd Howard.
01b3c3 No.16260334
It's been an hoir already
feaf31 No.16260335
>People are finally waking up to GDC being a scam where they take advantage of hosts to make a huge profit when they're not pushing their own agenda
>Even notoriously pretentious fags like Jonathon Blow are talking shit about it
c7df1b No.16260340
>>16260330
>So they are the crapple keynote of vidya?
With less turtlenecks but yes.
62e76a No.16260343
>>16260323
>>16260317
Mainly because there's much less of a point to it all, people today have so many outlets that anything of value is already known so these are more like circus shows for normalfags, or like high school projects where you had to make a presentation in class. This ain't the golden days no more and this certainly isn't the fucking 1990's where conferencing and networking was a huge pain in the ass compared to what it is today. Don;t forget this things been going on since 1988
c7df1b No.16260346
>>16260335
Blowhard only talks shit about it because he's assblasted over not being as high up the indie darling food chain as he used to.
01b3c3 No.16260349
>>16260330
They're the TedX of vidya
>>16260333
>Why do you think everyone hates EA but Bethesda gets a pass?
Because brand loyalty and PR faggotry
Like I said, Iwata was nothing but an executive and a face when he became CEO.
828192 No.16260350
>>16260340
Figures
>>16260343
Ic
Funny how anything irl is dying these days.
Vr when? Fuck buying a bulky shit wired overpriced turd
828192 No.16260353
>>16260349
>They're the TedX of vidya
God I haven't watched them in almost a decade either
01b3c3 No.16260363
>>16260346
Probably because he's not as politically correct as the clique cabal want him to be and because he hasn't made a game in half a decade.
>>16260350
It's actually good that IRL conferences are dying, they were nothing but gatekeeping bullshit, couldn't get into TV because gatekeepingbullshit, the internet having thoudands of outlets is why kikes are trying to take a hold of it and gatekeep it.
62e76a No.16260365
I don't think I've ever actually visited the website for this thing before but it's a barrel of laughs
828192 No.16260366
>>16260363
I don't think normalfag/clearnet will ever be totally locked down too much info bleed
828192 No.16260369
>>16260365
Who the fuck would go to a expo for kids games and dump actual kids with certified pre picked pedos?
Any 6-12yrold would kill to go to a huge gaming event like that
a1777e No.16260375
>>16260365
How does one apply to work at GDC daycare?
Asking for a friend
01b3c3 No.16260378
>>16260365
I'm pretty sure half that staff are people from AGDQ
bf34f6 No.16260384
>>16260375
You probably have to be a pedophile in the "in" crew
236171 No.16260385
>>16260369
When it's not your kids.
828192 No.16260392
>>16260385
>pedos taking their abducted brainwashed kids to gdc daycare to be groomed by pedos while they pedo
Confusingly devilishly developed
62e76a No.16260394
So is this going now or is it another hour?
dcc643 No.16260413
>>16260365
>CA San francisco
>10 hour drive
should i take care of some children?
c7df1b No.16260421
>>16260369
>a expo for kids games
I'll have you know my cinematic experience about popcorn zombies and moving ladders is an artistic masterpiece.
828192 No.16260426
>>16260421
I outgrew 2d shit ages ago.
Didn't even like it that much in its hayday in the late 90s
62e76a No.16260450
>>16260413
>should i take care of some children?
c17a63 No.16260575
>>16260365
>$12/hour
What for?
Just get a leash,tie them up near a water source and give them some cardboard to bing-bing wahoo with
>>16260450
He can't do worse than what they already do those poor bastards.Did you know that they are apparently training them with hourly live sessions of SS13 re-enactements for fucks sake? And just look at poor Collin;his parents started attending only 2 years ago and he used to be a perfectly normal black kid with his whole life of institutional dependancy right ahead of him,now he doesn't even look like his fathers' wife's boyfriend anymore.
ff9e6c No.16260603
>>16260333
Nice trips, but I can't read the subtitles.
497c84 No.16260624
Can't wait for them for spend the entire day whining about CHCH. With no talk of video games whatsoever.
26871c No.16260625
>>16260365
>KiddieCorp
Sounds like an extremely cynical child pornography ring.
aa948a No.16260648
>>16260625
That's what I thought.
c7df1b No.16260663
>>16260575
He looks like a failed Pete Hines clone.
f984af No.16260688
>>16260317
>I always forget about the cringe factor
<Here's a reminder
df7a34 No.16260711
>>16260688
Only made it as far as the pikachu chanting fuck trump how bad does this get?
f984af No.16260714
>>16260711
But, wait, THERE'S MORE!
2643b6 No.16260721
>>16260688
that webm encoding is awful, but considering the content, wasting computing power on anything better is unnecessary
dcc643 No.16260737
>>16260714
>games make me feel like a failure and im failing at things i dont care about in the first place
WEW!
12edbc No.16260743
How many hooked nosed rats in GDC this year?
c7df1b No.16260746
>>16260737
It's not often they're that open about it.
c53f38 No.16260751
>>16260714
<games made me feel like a failure
>implying it's games' fault
26871c No.16260762
>>16260718
>turn a classroom into waste of time because kids have no reason to listen to you if you're not in a position of authority which serves as the foundation of teaching
Well good thing those retards undermine themselves.
cfeba0 No.16260785
>>16260074
>https://www.twitch.tv/gdc
>No streams found on this URL
where is the stream egg-man
aa948a No.16260804
>>16260663
>failed
Looks pretty retarded to me.
f194c3 No.16260829
de583b No.16260838
when is it going to start?
18deee No.16260848
Do I even want to watch this?
217f29 No.16260858
>>16260848
I thought with company it might be worth it, but I remembered I just downloaded Tales of Vesperia and I'm curious as to how terrible a decision that was.
71b107 No.16260859
>>16260848
Depends. Can you handle the industrial-waste-class cringe?
ad5f59 No.16260870
>>16260858
Thought that Tales game was among the best?
62e76a No.16260872
So wait, is this thing going on now or what?
18deee No.16260874
>>16260870
I think that's Graces F, but I still haven't played it.
>>16260858
>>16260859
I mean, I watch E3 and maybe some directs like what M$ does from time to time, but I've never seen one of these.
ad5f59 No.16260886
>>16260874
As much as I love that one, the idea of every attack being an arte put me off for a long while. I hear Beresia is the same way.
7f4695 No.16260887
This year's panels:
>How to break away from heteronormativity in character writing.
>Dilation and you: trans inclusivity in yhe age of the constructed vagina.
>The misunderstood heroism of Joseph Stalin.
>How Marxist power structures enhance player experience.
>Everything is political: a game developer's duty to promote progress.
>Why funding your team's sex reassignment surgery improves productivity.
>The end of the straight white male as the default.
>Dealing with white fragility in customer relations.
>Toxic fans: gaming's first and foremost problem.
>"Gamers" are out, "players" are in.
>Designing gender-neutral toilets to combat cissexism.
>How to support trans children via inclusive character design.
>Cleaning the dev team: how to find toxic tweets by employees.
>Boy, I sure do love video games (CANCELLED FOR TOXICITY, CISNORMATIVITY AND HOMOPHOBIA).
62e76a No.16260894
>>16260575
I feel so sad for the kids of the future
6832ac No.16260957
>>16260947
>torposter
>tbh
No ResetEra, 8chan is not a child pornography site.
5b9e35 No.16260958
217f29 No.16260966
>>16260870
I don't know shit about Tales. Anyways the button prompts are incorrect and my toaster isn't running it at a smooth 60 and it's pissing me off.
I feel absurdly gay now that I thought Yuri was going to be a woman.
42d426 No.16260967
>>16260180
>be open for "everyone"
<don't accept racists
Are they fucking retarded? They contradict themselves
ad5f59 No.16261010
>>16260966
Can't blame you, considering the name. I have no confidence in my 950 running any Tales game short of Symphonia properly so I thought you got Vesperia for a console but who the fuck doesn't go for physical when possible?
2643b6 No.16261066
>>16260887
I hope this is satire
76612f No.16261080
>>16260974
>for them, intolerance of "intolerant" people is a-ok
we wouldn't hate muslims so much if they were tolerant of nonmuslims.
42d426 No.16261087
>>16261066
If only you knew how bad things really are
7895df No.16261117
>>16261066
It is, but most of those could be real. Only the second, third, fourth, and sixth give it away, and not because of the topics (well, maybe the Stalin one, even most commies don't like tankies) but because of the way they're worded.
bf34f6 No.16261140
>>16261066
>>16261117
Good satire is indistinguishable from truth
God, the truth is even worse than you can imagine
c7df1b No.16261169
>>16261160
How badly are they going to sweep Artifact under the rug?
2643b6 No.16261170
>>16261140
Well, on the weekend I was at he capital city of my country and as far as I could see, the dystopic future is already here
bf34f6 No.16261177
>>16261170
There are two truths:
>This too shall pass
>Things can be better but they can always be worse
Enjoy the ride.
cc4ae7 No.16261185
>>16260074
I miss when GDC was about game developers giving interesting and insightful talks about video games.
7895df No.16261193
>>16261140
"Constructed vagina" initially looked like a dead giveaway to me but the more I think about it the more I think it actually works (the mention of dilation still makes it obvious though). The twist of the talk would be that it's actually about how cis vaginas are just as "constructed" as trans vaginas
I kind of want to write a Sokal-style hoax paper on this now, I think I could actually make it work
5feb62 No.16261577
Did I miss the stream or are they not doing any today.
5cda52 No.16261593
>>16260711
Not only is he a commie faggot, he used "tools" others created and did absolutely no programming.
147673 No.16261969
Did anything interesting happened or not?
d25829 No.16262015
>>16260333
>Why do you think everyone hates EA but Bethesda gets a pass?
They don't. Todd and Todd alone gets a pass.
d25829 No.16262029
>>16260714
I love that last image.
e53ad2 No.16262058
Pic related has cringe potential.
d25829 No.16262070
>>16261010
>but who the fuck doesn't go for physical when possible?
b906aa No.16262074
>>16262029
pic 1 and 2 are male fantasy women. 3 and 4 are male implied white
>>16262031
1, 3, and 4 are male. 5 is a male fantasy
that's write, epic owned shitlord
d25829 No.16262080
>>16261117
>It is, but most of those could be real.
Some have already happened in previous GDCs.
66c667 No.16262081
>>16260717
>2nd pic
wasn't the kid being a newfag on the internet the butt of the joke?
Livestock has more worth than women. Can we just have a ww3 where only women fight each other since they're so much better? It'll fix about 40% of the world's problems within a week or so.
ddd4f7 No.16262082
>>16262074
>a literal asian woman is a male implied white
Also wasn't Bayo designed by a woman?
d25829 No.16262097
ad5f59 No.16262103
>>16262070
>stealing from Gamestop
Don't wanna go to prison. But yeah, I otherwise do that too if graphical requirements play nice.
d25829 No.16262104
>>16262082
>Also wasn't Bayo designed by a woman?
Interalized misogyny shitlord. Eduk8 urself.
01b3c3 No.16262437
>System Shock 3
>On the Unity keynote
>Made in Unity
>Looks nothing like a System Shock game
>Tranny developer
>Shodan looks like a nigger
Thanks to GDC I don't even feel like watching E3
0f2e5e No.16262624
>>16262103
>Don't wanna go to prison.
You can always yell that IT IS MA'AM and they'll back off.
736fd4 No.16263296
>>16262437
What could possibly go wrong at E3?
6674f6 No.16263320
>>16263296
Do you seriously want to know?
In this year it will be so bad, that there's chance it could very last one.
736fd4 No.16263337
>>16263320
Cool, i might actually watch it this time!
3e79ce No.16263433
>>16262058
to be fair he actually fixed most shit, for free. but in the end he's still a straight white male, and people that gave him shit did so for a reason.
ad5f59 No.16263551
>>16263296
Sony and EA are no shows, for starters. One day shorter?
7c7ed4 No.16263599
>>16263296
E3 is usually shit because the industry is shit, that said it's always a fun watch.
7c7ed4 No.16263601
>>16263551
Well Sony and EA were always terrible, did you forget last year where sony had NO GAMES at all other than the first party shit? Disgusting.
ad5f59 No.16263608
>>16263601
Still counts as games but otherwise, the only things I remember was that abominable TLOU2 reveal and the flute guy.
>>16263599
As opposed to the GDC, where no fun allowed reigns supreme?
fd1f98 No.16263810
>>16260180
I like when developers leave room for creativity.
There is so much white space.
What would you do? Something like
<RAPE NIGGER WHORES
fd1f98 No.16263939
>>16263337
Are you an trans
736fd4 No.16264025
>>16263939
no im gonna speed run E3 any %
3bb837 No.16264870
>>16264798
>At least the French dev was cute
Still French though.
2910df No.16264909
>>16264798
Rule 2: It is wrong to be French.
f45e57 No.16264918
>No Sega announcement with the Google Stadia
Thank God.
d32df4 No.16264970
>>16264948
>>16264960
Just get out.
>>16264957
>calls someone cuckchan
>proceeds to post cuckchan memes
Why would you do this?
68da8c No.16264989
OpenXR better come out already or I'm gonna make the Christchurch shooting look like pacifist run.
01b3c3 No.16265006
>>16264960
The only good meme to come out of that shithole for years was Ataribox shitposting and it died in less than a year because all of the console wars you seein that shithole of a website are not ironic in the slightlest and irony is only used to falseflag
>>16264970
check the filename
217f29 No.16265007
>>16264977
4.) The Stadia has a built in input lag of a few seconds. That's a big deal for some(losers)
01b3c3 No.16265034
>>16265024
>console war shitposting
>humor
9bd18f No.16265043
>>16261080
But if you hate muslims you're intolerant yourself and we don't tolerate intolerance.
7a09ec No.16265048
>>16265043
But we do tolerate them. The fact that they're still alive is proof of that.
01b3c3 No.16265054
>>16265040
>idort
>old /v/
Get out
31a882 No.16265058
>>16265006
I just got aids from what you posted
You're a liar
108749 No.16265062
Sums it up
>"Games as a service"
>always online
>controller literally spies on you
>OnLive 2.0: the Slackening
>"Ubisoft has always been at the forefront of"
>buttery smooth 18 frames per second
>visible seconds of input lag during demonstration
>glitching and flashing polys on prerendered splash screen
>requires Google Chrome
>"The data center is your platform"
>not a single white person in any promotional material
>streaming and ecelebrities made a priority
>promises of streaming 8k at 120fps
>"no cheating, no hacking"
>modding referred to as a negative
>someone in a wizard costume on stage
>fucking MatPat appears to present
>then Jade from Jade's Game
>"Humanity could have gone to Pluto 10 times and back" but watched Youtube instead
>skip button if game is too hard
>stream advertising streamed game service repeats/skips
>launches only in 4 European countries
>price conveniently not mentioned
01b3c3 No.16265066
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16265056
>This place is nowhere near as good as peak /v/ from 04-11
>/v/ after 2007
>cuckchan after 2007
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>16265058
Fair enough
man I miss FurTV
4a5029 No.16265076
>>16260308
GDC has never been good unless you want to laugh at idiots.
558a7c No.16265086
is this why the posts per hour is so high?
cucked and gay
go do something besides video games you fags
01b3c3 No.16265093
>>16265086
Yes
Also
>5K ISPs on /pol/
b5b7a1 No.16265108
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Sonicfox
Everything about this trailer is gross as fuck, why do you hate normal people google? Why do you have to show us all the scoundrels and degenerates?
108749 No.16265142
>>16265108
Because white people are evil and the "minority" in their heads.
f984af No.16265147
>>16265053
>166ms delay
The same amount of delay as the XBone X.
3bb837 No.16265173
>>16265062
>skip button if game is too hard
It's actually there to skip gameplay when the service shits the bed, which I assume is going to be a very regular occurrence.
This is just another dead-on-arrival Google shitshow, just like everything not Google they've created in the past decade.
217f29 No.16265178
>>16265173
What has google been doing for the last decade though? I think the last thing I remember they were launching was google glass?
3bb837 No.16265182
>>16265178
Chrome, Google Talk, Google Docs, Android, Alphabet, firing competent employees because they object to furry and otherkin presentations.
736fd4 No.16265222
>>16265093
>>16265086
>so much new ISPs flooding in
>Threads are still dying
Are they all lurking or something? I'm only seeing the occasional shitpost here and there
108749 No.16265230
>>16265222
Its just the bloat and slow as shit that is 8chan, its mostly /pol/ then cross overs from the kiwi shooting.
23b741 No.16265896
>>16260887
I do not want to believe
7c7ed4 No.16266204
So any mentions of this place or gamergate yet?
b7d349 No.16266264
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16260074
are there any good postmortems or technical talks this year? the one on gauntlet was really comfy
1d5929 No.16266338
>>16264957
<these memes were fucking everywhere
>completely stopped after The Last of Us 2 showcasing being full poz
>never returned after the SOnY censorship
I wonder if those who made these memes forever feel eternal shame.
c7df1b No.16266641
>>16266264
>tfw this series is dead
585bfd No.16267908
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>OpenXR did release
I really, REALLY hope this actually has an impact, one of the biggest problems of VR is how fragmented the market is.
651281 No.16267971
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16260333
This video is such poor quality that the subtitles are unreadable. When I try to load/play it on hover, it crashes my browser. That shit is cursed.
For something that long you may as well embed.
7f4695 No.16268015
>>16265896
Don't worry I made that up, the real panels are these:
>Front hole people and their gatekeeping of female identity.
>Smash capitalism: an in-depth look into the economy of oppression, featuring Tim Sweeney.
>Body positivity and busting fat-shaming myths.
>The many benefits of a multicultural progressive development team.
>How to avoid reinforcing toxic masculinity.
>Challenging the hegemony of phallic imagery through vulva-based art direction.
>The troubling lack of male pregnancy in mainstream games.
>What it's like to be a woman in gaming, presented by Brianna Wu.
>Designing systems for the emotional intellect: how to evolve past the toxic masculinity of gameplay.
6556b7 No.16268095
>>16268015
It's about as bad as I imagined it would be.
>What it's like to be a woman in gaming
<presented by Brianna Wu
It's like they're fucking trying to get laughed at.
6556b7 No.16268100
>>16268015
By the way, here's the REAL schedule. Nice try.
https://schedule.gdconf.com/
987389 No.16268290
>>16268100
>>16268015
wow, hilarious.
>ESPORTS DAY: DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION IN ESPORTS: WHERE IT IS, WHERE IT'S GOING, AND HOW IT'S BEING DONE
>BUILDING SUCCESSFUL MONETIZATION AND GROWTH STRATEGIES (PRESENTED BY GOOGLE, INC.)
>HOW TO REPRESENT MENTAL ILLNESS IN GAMES
>DISCORD SHILLING (PRESENTED BY DISCORD)
>PERSONAL EXPERIENCES AS GAMES
>STORIES THAT HAUNT AND HEAL: MENTAL HEALTH AND GAME NARRATIVE
>SQUEEZING INTO THE INDUSTRY: HOW A COUPLE AFRICAN KIDS MADE A VIDEO GAME
>WHAT TO DO WHEN "TOXIC GAMER CULTURE" ENTERS THE CLASSROOM
>ETHICS IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
FAILURE WORKSHOP 2019
>ARE GAMES ART SCHOOL? HOW TO TEACH GAME DEVELOPMENT WHEN THERE ARE NO JOBS
>YOU CAN TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE AND STILL BE AN ADVENTURER
BUILDING ABUSIVE CHAT DETECTION SYSTEMS WITH DEEP LEARNING
>BUILDING AN INCLUSIVE GAME STUDIO CULTURE
>WOMEN/MARGINALIZED GENDERS IN GAME AUDIO ROUNDTABLE DAY 1: NAVIGATING THE WORKPLACE
(((LOCALIZATION ROUNDTABLE PRESENTED BY IGDA)))
>DIVERSITY ADVOCATES ROUNDTABLE DAY 1: STRATEGIES, SUCCESS AND INCLUSION BEYOND WOMEN-IN-GAMES
>DIVERSITY ADVOCATES ROUNDTABLE DAY 2: SAFETY, CARING FOR BURN OUT AND COMING BACK STRONGER
>"WE ARE MORE" ROUNDTABLE: INTERSECTIONALITY AND WOMEN IN GAMES (PRESENTED BY IGDA)
>WOMEN/MARGINALIZED GENDERS IN GAME AUDIO ROUNDTABLE DAY 2: ONLINE PRESENCE IN THE CONTEXT OF GAMER CULTURE
>LGBTQ+ AND BROADER QUEER COMMUNITY ROUNDTABLE (PRESENTED BY IGDA)
>AIMBOTS TO WALLHACKS: THE TOP 3 MOST CLEVER CHEATS OF 2018! (PRESENTED BY DENUVO BY IRDETO)
67ea0d No.16268322
>>16268290
Not a single one about experimenting with fun game mechanics, huh
987389 No.16268331
>>16268322
Closest to that I saw was IOI guy talking about level design in HI™AN.
or using microphone to talk to NPC's.
but you get that in every online game on the market (^:
62e76a No.16268338
So, are we getting any livestreams or no
987389 No.16268340
>>16268338
If you have a gopro you can do it.
62e76a No.16268353
>>16268340
If you have a gopro you can do anything
c7df1b No.16268354
>>16268290
>HOW A COUPLE AFRICAN KIDS MADE A VIDEO GAME
Is this like that time some guy got an award for "compressing" the library of Congress into a few kilobytes because retards don't know what a desktop shortcut is?
62e76a No.16268361
>>16268290
>HOW TO REPRESENT MENTAL ILLNESS IN GAMES
Well that's nothing new
987389 No.16268363
>>16268353
Fun fact, the tagline of GoPro is "Be a hero"
49eb29 No.16268387
>>16268354
What I want to know is if they're talking about some micro-colony of whites in Africa doing gamedev (which is a thing, barely), or if it's some blacks who got together and cobbled something out in Scratch.
c7df1b No.16268393
>>16268387
Fun fact, the guys who made that game about dicks flying around eating other dicks on steam that got taken down were from South Africa.
7c7ed4 No.16269036
So did they mention us yet?
2910df No.16269384
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
VRfags rejoice, the new cockulus rift was just announced today
>Single 2560×1440 LCD panel
>80hz refresh rate
>Inside out tracking to eliminate the need for censors
>Built in speakers, comes with a 3.5mm jack
>$400 price point
Too bad it's owned by (((facebook))), otherwise I'd buy one.
193127 No.16269388
>>16269384
>80hz
<research found that a stable 90hz was a minimum to minimize nausea
Good job, faggots.
c2a1a6 No.16269573
>>16269388
That's first timers , I've jacked off to VR porn at far lower fps counts, almost sub 40.
62e76a No.16269579
193127 No.16269597
>>16269573
It varies. About 25% always get nauseous and about 25% never do. The remainder can go either way and a refresh rate of at least 90, with a good FOV are the first and easiest ways to help alleviate/prevent nausea. Not everyone can fight against their brain quite literally thinking they're being poisoned.
696eaa No.16269637
>>16269597
it mainly affects women and the mentally ill, it has something to do with estrogen.
250170 No.16269655
>>16269637
Women are just inferior beings; non-human really.
76612f No.16269704
>>16269655
>non-human really.
Then we couldn't reproduce with them
193127 No.16269713
>>16269704
You can reproduce with a nigger. Doesn't make them human.
76612f No.16269728
>>16269713
>You can reproduce with a nigger. Doesn't make them human.
I don't think that's how "species" works.
62e76a No.16269736
>>16269728
A nigger had sex with a monkey and that's how we got AIDS
62e76a No.16269738
That doesn't really address the question, it's more of a comment
76612f No.16269744
>>16269736
yeah, that was a huge mistake.
df886a No.16269786
>>16269728
2% difference in DNA indicates speciation.
Africans 3% different from Europeans and Asians.
Whalphins, ligers and mules are progeny of different species and can even, sometimes, produce viable young.
6a82eb No.16269812
>>16265066
fuck I remember how goat fur tv was. it will never come back, nor anything like it
>>16268951
how cringe was it? or did he keep it real saying he fucked up and deserved getting shit for it?
1c27ef No.16270661
>>16260074
>GDC
Let me guess, another round of circlejerking sessions of how marxism and their interactive game movies are great?
2c67b8 No.16270692
Who is that ugly fat curry nigger?
62e76a No.16270707
>>16270692
His voice is really cracking up, this is painful
62e76a No.16270714
OH AHAHAHAHAHA
the fuck was that a sandnigger and a white chick?
62e76a No.16270724
Aright I made it about a minute, the Tarrant shooting is easier to watch then this
cfeba0 No.16270758
>>16269812
He talked about how criticism of the game was toxic and how he wanted to leave the past behind and focus on the future.
c7df1b No.16270763
>>16270758
>and focus on the future.
Is that why they've got nothing planned as a company other than more NMS updates?
cfeba0 No.16270826
Tranny from last year's Game Awards is back, still wearing that choker
2c67b8 No.16270864
>>16270826
>Its 2019 you guys still care about the trans thing? Grow up
God damn that place is full of faggots.
e13557 No.16270875
Oh, that was Amy Hennig? I've never seen her before.
e13557 No.16270881
ba9a80 No.16270890
This is some sort of font for a sex parties right? like a night all these trannies have sex with each other?
d25829 No.16270892
>>16268354
>Is this like that time some guy got an award for "compressing" the library of Congress into a few kilobytes because retards don't know what a desktop shortcut is?
I want to see proof of this.
d25829 No.16270902
Did some mystery meat pinkhair get up on stage and talk about how GamerGate caused the Christchurch shooting?
c7df1b No.16270903
>>16270890
It's a human trafficking front.
>>16260365
2910df No.16270926
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16270890
Most likely. I had a furry "friend" in college that went to cons all the time and he said that they are full of tight knit clicks of people read: faggots and roasties getting drunk and fucking each other. Vid related, apparently this guy burned a girl's car and, by proxy, 6 other people's cars because she wouldn't slob his knob. This happened 2 months ago.
c05172 No.16270935
>>16270918
>gdc DicksCord being censored
Ancient internet artifact called a jiff coming through.
f8c734 No.16270952
>>16270905
So it begins.
ARCHIVE EVERYTHING YOU WILL SEE THAT'S SIMILAR TO THIS!
c2c7ad No.16270960
>>16270926
Basically this, Anime cons were filled with normalfags and sluts, and it was really just an excuse to meet up an have sex, and the chicks involved were usually batshit insane to begin with, knew two guys who ended up getting like 4 different STIs from the same chick.
Think of the sluttiest girl you know, and think of how many guys they've slept with, multiply that by 5, that's the average weekend at these things.
7c7ed4 No.16270980
What did Shitface say about THQ Nordic?
cfeba0 No.16270996
>>16270980
He made a joke about how some awards were given out during the commercial break.
>Award for worst AMA: THQ nordic
>Aren't you guys glad you weren't there to see that award?
7c7ed4 No.16271004
>>16270996
What a scummy con artist piece of shit
581117 No.16271036
>>16270996
Does he have any right to say what's worse when he shitted out Broken Age and Massive Chalice from his kickstarter scams? I guess some people got scammed to fund his next Psychonauts game which will likely be another Epic Game store exclusive because he's easily buyable.
1e078f No.16271046
>>16270960
>>16270926
So how come when furries do it they need to be gassed and all furries are mentally ill, but when weebs do it they're not real weebs?
c2c7ad No.16271083
>>16271046
Honestly, they all deserve the fucking gas I also remember proto-sjws popping up in the cosplay community, the biggest sluts, ironically were also some of the biggest sacks of shit who would always virtue signal about rape culture and the like
Also furries might not need much up, considering all the HIV
d25829 No.16271089
>>16271046
>real weebs
>leaving the house
>going to large gatherings of people
1e078f No.16271102
>>16271089
>>16271083
Yeah this is exactly what I'm talking about.
869d8c No.16271120
>>16271046
Because anime cons are for weebs, as in the derogatory term weebs, not the abused term to describe anyone interested in anything remotely Japanese. Like the wilfully ignorant retards that think they'd be better off in Japan because they've watched three dubbed anime on cable television, with a 99% chance two of those shows are Naruto and DBZ. They're the kind of people that want autographs of Funimation dub roasties and purchase overpriced Chinese knockoffs of Hatsune Miku figures. The cosplayers are all fat sluts that disgrace the characters they're dressing as, only the thirstiest beta losers would worship them and they know it. The anime con scene has been absolute trash aftet the 80s and early 90s. It's built around catering to casuals and SJWeebs, which is why all the shit with that Broly dub guy involves asswipes from conventions, ANN, and Funimation.
Any reasonable anime/manga fan knows these cons are pure cancer and they know better to import merch from Japan instead of getting fucked by con prices and licensed garbage. And no one should ever give a fuck about cosplayers, even the nip ones are attention whores. The only difference is the nips know being fat is shameful.
c7df1b No.16271139
>>16271046
Anime convention goers don't rape dogs as far as I'm aware.
1e078f No.16271145
>>16271120
You're just saying why you don't think anime con goers are "real weebs". My point was why does no one do this to furries? Instead it's taken the opposite direction, where if you denounce other furries you're still a furry.
193127 No.16271150
>>16271145
Most weebs on /a/, /animu/ or even here don't spend 90% of their time talking about wanting to yiff each other's assholes.
Most furries do.
1e078f No.16271155
>>16271150
>people on anime boards don't shitpost about being the little girl and fucking everything in sight
9ccb77 No.16271157
Can we keep furry talk in the GG threads? This is a VIDEO GAME board.
f8c734 No.16271174
>>16271153
Crap, they're gonna do some Critical Theory nonsense on Panzer Dragoon…
d25829 No.16271177
869d8c No.16271182
>>16271145
Furries are fucking faggots either way, even someone that jerks off to loli cartoons has more self respect. I don't know what you're getting at other than trying to get (you)s at this point.
1e078f No.16271187
>>16271182
I'm getting at the fact everyone likes to be a fucking hypocrite.
7a2d22 No.16271192
>>16271174
no, it's the original developers talking about the game and their troubles and experiences. Stow your outrage gamer gay.
>The developers were blown away by PlayStation's Ridge Racer, showing how conscious Sega was about Sony's efforts. Lingering trauma over the original PlayStation, and the PlayStation Classic commercials bring up that trauma, told with a laugh
>Created a special tool for texture mapping
>Sega Saturn development it's were a few months behind schedule, which allowed the developers to flesh out the world and create the language of the game
>Influenced by Namco's Starblade
>Admitting that they tried to do too much with it. That design doc is 6 months to a year into production trying to explain what they were trying to do with the project.
d25829 No.16271201
>>16271192
I jumped the gun too. Almost though they were talking about shit being made now.
7a2d22 No.16271202
>>16271201
quit being retarded and have some fucking reverence for the actual pioneers here.
869d8c No.16271206
>>16271187
No, now you're trying to force a false equivalency to shit up the thread. It was my mistake to think you were being genuine.
1e078f No.16271212
>>16271206
Nothing false about it.
cfeba0 No.16271348
This is a GDC thread exclusive webm
Please do not repost to the goober thread thanks
>>16270980
258fba No.16271366
>>16271348
is that a tranny doing the sign language?
e3990e No.16271373
>>16271348
Can i link it to the goober thread?
cfeba0 No.16271385
>>16271373
Since you asked so nicely, yes
e8d27c No.16271386
>>16261117
>Only the second, third, fourth, and sixth give it away, and not because of the topics but because of the way they're worded.
I think only the second one give it away, and only because of the way it's worded. The inmates really are running the asylum.
c3c089 No.16271408
>>16271348
>THQ normalfags reach out to us in kind
woah hey maybe normalfags are alright
<gaming industry REEEE's immediately
no wonder Christchurch happened.
8a633e No.16271414
>>16271408
>no wonder Christchurch happened.
You're right, if THQ didn't do that AMA it wouldn't have happened :^)
c2c7ad No.16271418
>>16271206
Quit giving the cocksucker (yous)
c3c089 No.16271439
>>16271414
i jus wanna be accepted as the unproductive piece of shit incel that I am anon…
y they gotta bulli us like this…
71b107 No.16271442
>>16271348
Cry harder Dis-cuck >>16271430
c7a7be No.16271449
>>16271348
Wow, from Kikestarter failure, playing people as fiddles with Fig, several shitty games that failed, a BAFTA and GDC Lifetime Achievement Award, and now this, Mr. Shitface thinks he's fucking invincible in his little bubble.
8a633e No.16271483
>>16271439
Nerds get bullied
2910df No.16271532
>>16271046
Because furries crank their degeneracy up to 11 by diddling animals and, occasionally, kids. Mixed with autism and a well paying job, the furry can be a tornado of scum. That's the last thing you want to gather en masse. As for con going "weebs", they're basically just normalfag Rick and Morty fly-by-night "fans" looking for an easy lay. They jump from fandom to fandom in search of an identity among the herd of unwashed masses. Pic related.
fffc9e No.16271545
>>16271532
>diddling animals and, occasionally, kids
Don't forget the roadkill.
>a well paying job
Most furries use welfare money to fuel their disgusting habit.
2910df No.16271585
>>16271545
True, but it's about a 70/30 split. Over the years I've met a furry accountant, pilot, oil rig mechanic, and not one but TWO body builders. Knowing that some of these faggots are doing better off than me on some level makes me want to gas them all out of principle.
fffc9e No.16271599
>>16271585
>pilot
Terrifying. Imagine having that for a pilot.
>makes me want to gas them all out of principle
They need to be gassed regardless. There is no reason to keep furries alive.
217f29 No.16271716
>>16271585
That's a big guy.
Is the only way to get /fit/ is hit the gym? I attempted some body weight exercises, and even found an old 50kg barbell set lying around the house but I can't seem to be consistent with either and I end up forgetting about it in two-four weeks because I don't feel like I'm doing anything right or gaining anything from it.
489c83 No.16271752
>>16271716
>Is the only way to get /fit/ is hit the gym?
Steroids and T levels help.
217f29 No.16271757
>>16271752
I don't want to use steroids.
8a633e No.16271769
>>16271757
A gym or a home gym both work, it's just whichever works for you. Some people find that having to go to a place to workout motivates them as it's a place you have to go and do a thing and the routine of going there puts them in the mindset of working out.
Whereas other people find having to go to a place inconvenient and are much more motivated to lift at a home gym. So you have to figure out which is better for you
2bc3ed No.16271892
>>16271449
>Mr. Shitface thinks he's fucking invincible in his little bubble
He IS invincible. For him it's about making a ton of cash, not making video games.
782e8a No.16272396
>>16271716
Go rip the PDF of convict conditioning off libgen for a straight forward progressive calisthenics guide
585bfd No.16272658
>>16271585
>that roid gut
good to see furries are self disposing.
c7df1b No.16272688
>>16271585
No wonder our infrastructure is so shit. All furfags need to be euthanized.
f8c734 No.16272754
Last 2 days of GDC, fellas! Keep your eyes peeled. This is the phase where they release all of their Marxist stuff!
c7df1b No.16272755
>>16272754
Was every other day merely pretending?
7c7ed4 No.16273001
>>16271348
I can't tell if he was woo'd or boo'd for the THQ thing
b5b7a1 No.16273116
What has been the most pozzed presentation at the show so far?
d8f7cd No.16273181
>>16273133
>Gamergate caused the extinction of the Dinosaurs.
Spear chucker completely ignores that fact he grew up in a nation that actively demonises the Kiwis with every chance and it had fuck all to do with GG.
d25829 No.16273322
>>16271348
What happens if I call you faggot and do it anyways?
e78cbc No.16273336
>>16273133
> shitface commits fraud and gets investigated by crowdsourcing platforms for his jewish tricks
> starts his own crowdfunding platform just so he can commit more fraud and clear himself after investigating himself for fraud
> while also using the platform to take a jewish percentage (usury) from other users of his money laundering scheme
> gets applauded and cheered by game developers
> actual customers/gamers still getting shit on and don't have shit to show for their "investment"
GDC is not for gamers, it is for the people who want to control gaming
086268 No.16273361
736fd4 No.16273416
>>16273133
>anti-colonial
>anti-racist
Thats it, wheres my colonialism game? i wanna genocide the zulu, or cut some hands off in the congo whilst also managing the trade of rubber, niggers, land,etc.
086268 No.16273432
62e76a No.16273433
>>16273133
Fucking christ, these people are the true evil of the world today
086268 No.16273485
665cff No.16273503
>>16273133
A Muslim killed several people in my country this week. Is he going to talk about that too?
2512c2 No.16273552
>>16270905
Its like they (((conveniently))) forget GG IS the gaming community.
736fd4 No.16273702
>>16273487
go away shill
>>16273499
no i just want to play some VIDEO GAMES, not circumcise my child
fc73bf No.16273808
>>16271348
>>16273133
its so sad to see what he turned into
50912f No.16273814
>>16262029
>>16262031
Small vocal retard/fat/shitskin crowd demanding the change of established norms representing the silent majority of gamers.
124ba6 No.16274086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYcW46KHbyQ
>10 Ways to Make Your Game More Diverse
>Disable comments
My! They really love "diversity".
c2c7ad No.16274191
>>16274086
Their "Dream Daddy" video has comments open.
:^)
50912f No.16274501
>>16274191
This turbogay excuse of game
978b3a No.16274736
>>16271716
/fit/poster here. The easiest way to get in shape with minimal effort is a change in diet. Go carnivore. Eat any sort of meat that interests you combined with lots of animal fats. Eggs and milk are alright too. Avoid polyunsaturated fats (vegetable oils) like the plague and eat minimal carbs. Fructose is a big no and glucose in moderate amounts. Now add excercise depending on how quickly you want to achieve your goals.
If you want to achieve bloatmaxx like the guy other guy, eat lots of carbs with your protein.
b93f58 No.16280821
>>16260208
If it's a white Christian woman expecting a baby from her white Christian husband I'm sure (((someone))) would harass her
faa441 No.16280856
>>16260365
>pronoun tags
What the fuck happend in just 10 years
883eda No.16280885
>>16260967
Going by the picture alone, they accept racists, they just don't accept acts of racism, as that would decrease the amount of welcome-ness for other attendees. The rules really don't seem to be that bad.
b5b7a1 No.16284772
>>16280856
It's a social experiment. It'll end once all the trannies succumb to their mental/physical illnesses. Give it another few years.
8c2064 No.16284777
>>16280821
>would harass her
they'd straight up and either spray HIV in her face (misdemeanor in Democratic People's Republic of California) or run up and kick her in the stomach.
c7df1b No.16284787
>>16284777
>Democratic People's Republic of California
I prefer Caliphornia myself.
dbc695 No.16289912
>>16284787
That's extremely simple, yet accurate. Elegant really.
c297ac No.16299197
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>GDC talk about Concept Art
>Speaker basically admits over the course of an hour that all modern Concept Artist use photography and skip honestly hand painting the illustrations. As a wannabe illustrator this shit breaks my heart.
c297ac No.16299201
^ I didn't mean to greentext that second line
c7df1b No.16299206
>>16299197
You can take one look at pretty much all modern vidya art and tell it looks fake as shit, like it comes from a template.
8fd6b6 No.16299312
>>16299197
>One Pixel Brush's Shaddy Saffadi argues that what AAA games need now are not concept artists but concept designers with a refined sensibility for storytelling, shape design and cinematic lighting.
<You don't need skill, you just need vague knowledge about things
This is why everything is trash nowadays. No one wants to put effort into anything and they just hope that the least amount of work necessary will somehow produce a masterpiece.
0d2292 No.16299318
guys. what other forums display your geographical location?
example: 4chan /pol
im searching alternatives for tests. im sorry for being off topic.
376c5e No.16299341
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Towers looks pretty neat.
c297ac No.16299348
>>16299312
>we use Daz3D, stock photography and Google Maps to Cheat everything
>whats most important to becoming an "art God" is how good you are at hiding the fact you stole these images.
to be fair to Ilya Kuvshinov. I think the accusation of plagiarism is a bit over blown and the artist themselves is clearly talented but it still is a good example of digital art shenanigans
c7df1b No.16299355
>>16299312
Actually, they put a whole lot of effort into things. Notice how the alternatives to good artists is programs and tools they made themselves? It's all about not letting competition having alternative avenues for asset development.
c7df1b No.16299363
>>16299348
There's a lot of overshit porn, that all came out right at the same time from artists who never even exist until it was getting shilled hmm, that all use the exact same style, framing and everything. I'm certain most "fan art" you see on the internet is actually made by bots and teams of professional shills. Notice how they all get irregular numbers of thumbs ups/ratings/whatever.
c297ac No.16299365
>>16299355
>programs and tools they made themselves?
Anon the "artist" didn't make Photoshop and Blender.
c7df1b No.16299368
>>16299365
When I say "they" I mean "bay area Californian communist scum" and "kikes".
0d2292 No.16299397
>>16299341
im all for great graphics and style, but if the story doesn't hold up to the graphical standard the games instantly a piece of shit and soulless.
66b754 No.16299400
>>16263433
>>16263433
>to be fair he actually fixed most shit, for free
They could have used his example to illustrate the very real problem of video games over promising in their marketting. And just telling people what they want to hear.
And how you can never recover from that no matter how much you try to fix things.
0d2292 No.16299403
>>16299348
dont shill this faggot here. plz.
c297ac No.16299406
>>16299368
Anon, to denote that vice to being a specific people downplays it. All mankind seeks the path of least resistance. That desire to cut corners is what fuels all innovations. It's just this particular vice is more pronounce in these areas due to the decadence afforded to them by the society they live in. For example sakimichan in pic related is full of shit because all artist good work from reference and they are clearly being hypocritical cunts trying to virtue signal for gbp.
>>16299403
>implying shill
kill yourself faggot
c297ac No.16299410
c7df1b No.16299413
>>16299406
>Anon, to denote that vice to being a specific people downplays it
Quit putting words in people's mouth. Now I know full well who's doing it since you're going so far out of your way to damage control and shift the blame.
c297ac No.16299418
>>16299413
>going so far out of your way to damage control
what the fuck are you talking about?
c7df1b No.16299422
>>>/v/16299418
Kill yourself and take your entire subhuman streetshitting race with you.
0d2292 No.16299427
>>16299406
think you belong back at pigchan /ic thread would be great for you.
8fd6b6 No.16299434
>>16299418
You implied that jews aren't the entire reason evil exists in mankind so now you're a shill
c297ac No.16299442
>>16299434
Your on a board owned by a Jew
>>16299427
not familiar with this one kiddo.
1d5929 No.16301858
>>16299348
There will always be the eternal debate of where to draw the line between tracing and referencing. I've seen references as blatant as the pics you posted and nowadays it's being defended so I'm still conflicted how I feel about Ilya Kuvshinov.
That said though his comment on plaigarism is still hilariously hypocritical and ironic given his liberal use of "references".
57eae6 No.16301859
>>16299434
Enjoy your ban.