df767a No.16234251
>2019, I am forgotten….
Can we finally admit that this game was mediocre and worse than RDR1 and Red Dead Revolver, save for it's graphics and physics?
Also spaghetti western thread I guess. There's a void yet to be filled.
632a3d No.16234262
Just finished it today. Thought it was pretty decent. Some things felt unused mostly though like Armadillo and the Mountains other then just exploran and huntan.
Mostly waiting on jewstar to release it on PC tbh.
df767a No.16234294
>>16234262
Too much railroading, too much walking/riding, not enough action, and the controls were terrible, both the control scheme and input lag. GTA IV was trashed for being clunky, but this got a pass for being at least twice as clunky? Pretty decent as a walking simulator I'd admit, that's all this game is good for.
513cd7 No.16234311
>>16234294
>but this got a pass for being at least twice as clunky?
Nah, this got a pass for letting you be a cuck and advocate for women's rights, having Indians in reserved territory where they can't be killed, and let you beat up a fascist racist plurowhutcist white male
3ed72e No.16234324
>99gb
>before DLC
I never played it
8f9ddb No.16234329
>>16234251
>>2019, I am forgotten….
Go back to wherever you came from as you are obviously not from here.
1c9014 No.16234334
>can (((we))) finally admit
891ca6 No.16234350
>>16234251
Played GTA5 in 2013, lo and behold I felt everything from the gameplay to everything else executed as the goddamn same, they played it too safe with this prequel.
b85dab No.16234452
8334b1 No.16234467
>>16234251
If it was worse than RDR1 than it must be absolute depressing boredom. Find herbs and skin animals and watch people do chores all in the middle of nowhere in a time when death was considered fair reprieve.
c727b1 No.16234485
>>16234251
>can we finally admit
Nigger, no one here ever thought it was good. Where the hell do you think you are?
d7f71b No.16234488
>>16234251
havent played it, havent watched and videos involving it since ive had my share of open world collectathons for a good while and if i ever do get around to playing it id want it to be fresh since discovery is half of the fun. so im not going to agree with anything and i think thats a horrible way to start off a thread.
as for cowboy games, ive been playing a bit of steamworld heist on another anons recommendation. youre robot space pirate cowboys and there seems to be lots of different ways to play with the variety of characters. but i wish you could look down the skill line (no tree, just level up get ability/stat boost), speed up enemy turns, sometimes i overstay my welcome (spawning more and more dudes on some maps) and ill have to watch 8 jerkoffs climb ladders for 16 seconds.
this guy right here is an olympic god by the way.
one big element of the game is how you have to pay attention to your characters swaying as you aim your weapon. everyone does it, but its especially funny when you see a shaking old man take someones head off around a corner and behind cover with a ricochet. it always feels like an accident gone right.
9602f5 No.16234511
>game lets you kill a feminist
Can't be all that bad.
d02a3c No.16234528
Everyone say hi to the newfriend:
http://archive.fo/iLJvi
df767a No.16234650
>>16234488
>side scrolling strategy
That sounds good.
>>16234329
>>16234412
>>16234329
>>16234528
It's just a quite old meme about sam hyde.
357733 No.16234653
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>>16234488
YOU FORGOT ONE VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL
8f9ddb No.16234660
>>16234650
One that has almost never been posted here. I saw it a lot on our /tv/ but that is just a shitposting board with the latest cuckchan cuckchannel memes.
354fb9 No.16234662
>>16234488
That is no joke my favorite turn based game of all time. Only time I have played a game like that and everything works out exactly how I plan. I love xcom but my entire strat getting buttblasted by rng is frustrating and why I cant play most games like that. Especially GSG holy shit I am a visual thinker and visualizing an entire battle plan is near to impossible for me. I love fluid short term strategy which is why I love card games.
b357e9 No.16234688
>can we finally admit
I didn't know I went back to the first time the game was shown off.
0719ed No.16234699
>>16234650
>sam hyde
Fuck that kike, and you fuck off as well. I don't remember anyone saying RDR2 was good here when it was released.
ae4111 No.16234707
Red Dead was always mediocre and Rockstar are a bunch of over rated hacks.
They are just as scummy as EA and Activision. Stop giving them a pass because when you were an edgy teen you thought GTA was cool.
be4c74 No.16234729
hey amigo is dis gaem gud r wat? mi vieja wants to try it, pero i dunno bout it cause da reviews say one ting but /v/ says another. i just want 2 send pedro back in ciudad enough feria 2 put mi abuela in da ground, you know what im saying.
cc1a53 No.16234859
>>16234754
What the fuck is wrong with you?
83ee32 No.16234864
>>16234754
Why the fuck do you have a picture of a dead kid? That's disgusting
b9feb9 No.16234871
eda633 No.16234873
>>16234754
>How to be a bigger faggot than OP
774a20 No.16234874
b3a21b No.16234875
>>16234251
Cuckchan is missing you. But yes, you can. Since the game is old enough now for the astroturfers to have packed up and left, it is safe to admit that fact.
81a1cd No.16234900
>>16234251
I still see tons of marketing for this piece of shit to this day, imagine how much fucking money they spend on this.
b376dd No.16234911
Too much current year bullshit. Redemption 1 had stuff like those cartoons made to make fun of the era but it was mostly free of it.
My favorite Wild West game is Desperados anyway.
46bbab No.16234918
>>16234348
>if the game is new it's a shill thread
<if it's not new, it's a dust has settled thread
I know you're a (((1))) and done, but you're still filtered.
46bbab No.16234920
>>16234511
The crocodiles now ignore her.
774a20 No.16234924
>>16234920
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK DID KIKE STAR REALLY JUST UPDATE THE GAME IN ORDER TO AVOID THE KILLING FEMINIST CONTROVERSY?
54ce1e No.16234933
>>16234251
RDR2 is jut like RDR1 in levels of mediocrity and forgettability.
29c33d No.16234935
>console exclusive
>140GB after patches and online shit
>even if you buy physical it's two discs, doesn't come with a map like the first game did
>post 2012 (((rockstar))) of david, which means no story DLC, no GOTY version, just sharkcards and cool weapons and locations we'll never get on single player
>some nigger got banned from jewtube after making a video where he punches and tortures the old banshee screaming about muh wimmin's rights, even though the previous game had a trophy named dastardly that you could only get by kidnapping a random woman, tying her up, putting her on the train tracks and watching her get ran over
Never even thought of pirating it.
Recommend me some good cowboy games, i've played CoJ Gunslinger, Darkwatch, Sunset Riders, RDR and GUN.
c70c5d No.16234936
>>16234251
>incredible visual fidelity, gorgeous environments
>satisfying weapon mechanics
>euphoria keeps player/npc/environment interactions fresh and unpredictable, increasing the game's longevity
<absolutely railroad game by cinematic self-congratulatory story shit
wtf is wrong with AAA game devs. This shit would have benefited so much from a crpg "do anything, create your own tale" approach to game design.
<No, you can't be a farmer/miner/frontiersman etc. You play our faggot, you suck our storydick
So dumb.
cc159e No.16234938
>>16234918
<if it's not new, it's a dust has settled thread
OP could have easily made a decent thread shit talking the game, instead he decided to show everyone he's new for attention.
There's no problem with talking about "old" games.
c23350 No.16234962
>>16234935
Hard West and Desperados.
ae7ccc No.16235050
I think i've played maybe 6 hours of it tops. I love the original but this just feels bland and uninteresting. Plus i forgot since i dont play wigger trash like gta just how much of rockstars quest design is 'sit in a vehicle and listen to an exposition dump' like the fucking opening to skyrim but for the entire game.
and i love westerns but boy would i rather have a game in a weird western setting like malifaux, deadlands or fuck even westworld over 'rooty tooty buy our online gold and shooty'.
I played the witcher 3 for the first time afterwards and it was like night and fucking day. Maybe if we got another 'undead nightmare' style game that used RDR2s gorgeous map for monster hunting i would show genuine interest but i've still not even finished the game and dont think i will which for me is an extreme rarity usually reserved for trash like x blades or assassins creed.
c56827 No.16235054
This shit is not a game.
It literally has no consistency in anything it does.
Every mission you are being led by the hand and the game tells you what to do.
And it's so god damn slow. Everything you do is slow as shit.
I barely managed to get through the long ass and tedious intro, i dropped it once you come to the big town.
f08b6c No.16235055
Why did the evil anglos not leave like the peaceful vikings did?
ae7ccc No.16235059
>>16235055
Would be harder to spell "gave them cheese for trade, made em all sick, accused of poisoning, fled from attack, told family evil skrealings rule hell continent to sound like tough boys" i assume.
dc2c92 No.16235062
>>16235055
Because they didn't, they were forced out by the violent and more numerous Asian inhabitance of America.
b376dd No.16235064
>>16235055
>>16235062
I'm suprised they made Vikings so peaceful, I mean they're pretty well known to be violent and Europeans can't be portrayed positively.
This is just sad. Just like the commonly accepted view of the Thanksgiving, yeah surely those colonists were saved by noble savages, these men who somehow managed to reach another continent in what is a creaky wooden bathtub by today's standards definitely had no basic survival skills like being able to find food.
8ce1ac No.16235073
>>16235064
>tfw Deadlands gamenever ever ever
Then again in current year that is probably a mercy. I hate living in these times
dc2c92 No.16235077
>>16235064
I really wish the Yanks would own putting the Indians down. It's not like they didn't migrate into America as well and the history of humanity is the history of displacements and invasions. The white man is the first in history that didn't have the heart to finish off the job.
c23350 No.16235086
>>16235077
Anglos and the Spanish being complete pussies is why the two Americans are complete shitholes these days.
b376dd No.16235088
>>16235077
You can only give shit to the most compassionate. Australian colonists somehow "ruined" abbos and stole what they had (stole what?) but if the chinks had found Australia first, you know they would have hunted them to extinction.
ae7ccc No.16235094
>>16235073
I am amazed how Malifaux, given its appeal to the goth/western/steampunk girls that cream their jeans over the idea of being some corested strumpet, having their dress torn off by a burly gunslinger type, narrowly avoids the poz that ruined other /tg/ stuff like magic. Maybe Wierd Western is just niche enough to remain pure. But christ imagine deadlands after vampires "heres how you rp werewolf mpreg to show your antifa colours" shit.
94bf0d No.16235095
>>16235077
>The white man is the first in history that didn't have the heart to finish off the job.
Nah, leaving the native populations to either be slaves for manual labor or else used for breeding was way more common. Actually, completely genociding another peoples like the Japanese did to the Ainu was pretty fucking rare and is the reason why you still have American Indians kvetching about white Americans, Africans kvetching about colonial descendants, Aboriginals kvetching about white Australians, Curry Indians about basically fucking anyone that ever kicked their ass and made their bitches, from the Greeks to the Muslims to the British, Armenians about the Turks, Koreans about every other Asian civilization in history, Ukrainians about the Russians and so on.
Japanese don't have that problem, because they killed everyone they conquered down to the last child.
dc2c92 No.16235096
>>16235086
You say that like every other European power that had a colony was busy purging the natives.
c23350 No.16235105
>>16235096
Sadly, you're right. Our ancestors failed us, both abroad and in Europe, since the Jews and the gypsies still roam around freely.
a8e673 No.16235107
>>16234935
>The other Call of Juarez games (except The Cartel which is painfully mediocre)
>Outlaws (the GOG version)
>Desperados
>Red Dead Revolver
Then the games that fuse it with something else.
>Borderlands (space western, Fun With Friends™)
>Fallout: New Vegas (post-apocalypse)
>Hard West (weird west)
f2a681 No.16235108
>>16234251
>I am forgotten
>Can we finally admit
>Also ____ thread I guess
Absolutely fucking epic, OP. A three line post and each one is a template.
Anons can go overboard accusing threads of being lazy cuckchan templates sometimes but this is just shameless.
dc2c92 No.16235109
>>16235095
No I include breeding out and becoming the dominannt authority of the land as a displacement job. If the Indians had been done properly they wouldn't even look like Indians anymore. They would all just be 1/64 whatever h'white Americans.
4bdfd0 No.16235110
Surprised nobody has mentioned Outlaws yet.
06cdf9 No.16235111
>>16234729
Try harder fag.
9812da No.16235115
>Can we finally admit that this game was mediocre and worse than RDR1 and Red Dead Revolver, save for it's graphics and physics?
Problem is nobody on this board played it because it's 99% PC shitters.
8ce1ac No.16235118
>>16235094
>But christ imagine deadlands after vampires "heres how you rp werewolf mpreg to show your antifa colours" shit.
How badly did Deadlands get hit with the Current Year stick? I'm admittedly not very up to date.
dc2c92 No.16235120
>>16235115
I played one but have but only briefly touched two, I agree that the control scheme has become alot more clunky.
3d5bec No.16235122
>>16235073
Deadlands Reloaded are already pozzed with equality and women being able to do men's jobs for no fucking reason.
>>16235095
>Japanese don't have that problem, because they killed everyone they conquered down to the last child.
t. assblasted gook wishing a superior civilization would end his worthless wannabe-jew existence.
dc2c92 No.16235142
>>16235122
I like how the nips borrow so heavily from the Victorian style.
737787 No.16235144
>>16234251
>Can we finally admit
I thought everyone thought RDR1 was better. That’s the common consensus I’ve seen about the game
e22897 No.16235145
>>16235073
That game system is completely fucked beyond reason. Gunslingers can shoot like 6 times in a round with perfect accuracy from the get go while everyone else gets one shot.
3d5bec No.16235148
>>16235145
Is Aces and Eights better?
I have aversion to reading books digitally and physical copies go for exorbitant amounts online.
e22897 No.16235165
>>16235148
Haven't played that one, we went back to non-West themed games afterwards.
7ac4f3 No.16235189
>>16234920
>The crocodiles now ignore her.
3aa045 No.16235190
>>16234251
>Can we finally admit that this game was mediocre and worse than RDR1 and Red Dead Revolver, save for it's graphics and physics?
That's what everyone here's been saying since it released, newfag.
c23350 No.16235216
>>16235142
They know good shit when they see it.
edd78f No.16235218
>>16235055
>Be Viking in ancient times
>Go somewhere
>Leave
>Be muslim in the modern era
>Go to Viking areas
>Refuse to leave
6dfc6a No.16235225
http://archive.is/4v5J4
>Red Dead Redemption 2's Open World Is Amazing Because It's Designed Backwards
>Because I like keeping my finger on the pulse of the games industry, I play as many big releases at launch as I can, and when credits roll, I'm happy to move onto the next game no matter how much I enjoyed the previous one. I loved Red Dead Redemption 2 when I beat it in early November. I truly feel it's the most impressive open world game I've ever played, but when credits rolled on Arthur's 90+ hour adventure, I was on to the next game, trying to stay in the know of what's new. Recently, a relative drought in the games calendar (and a binge of Deadwood on HBO) has led me to revisit Rockstar's magnum opus to see more of what I may have missed before. Despite doing every story and stranger mission that appeared on my map, taking close to triple-digit hours to see it all, I'm finding that I had only really scratched the surface last fall. Red Dead Redemption 2's open world is designed backwards compared to the rest of the industry, and that's what makes it amazing.
>There's no shortage of massive, open world action-adventure games these days. A few years back, I wrote about feeling some open world fatigue, and I pointed to cluttered maps like those in Ubisoft's games among others as chief causes for my weariness. Staring at a map with hundreds of missions, side missions, collectibles, and other points of interest feels daunting. It makes me ask "why bother?" because it feels like there's too much to see, more than I have time for. Red Dead Redemption 2 flips this tired design on its head, and discovering just how much is hidden beneath the surface has reinvigorated my love for the game and the genre alike.
>When you look at RDR2's map post-game, all that is certain to remain are shop icons and fast travel locations. You'd be forgiven to think, like I did, that's all there is left to do. Ride a horse, buy some clothes, switch to the online mode for the rest of the action. Happily, I was so wrong. I've put in another 15 or so hours with the game over the past week, and it's remarkable how many interesting things I've discovered. I've encountered a ghost haunting the swamps of Lemoyne, alien spacecrafts flying overhead, more than one science experiment gone wrong, mammoth bones, and — my favorite — a cabin that seems to belong to The Strange Man from the first game, an apparently omniscient character whom many players believe is Death incarnate or something like it.
6dfc6a No.16235226
>>16235225
>There's a slant toward the supernatural in a lot of Red Dead's secrets, but that's not all there is. Scripted encounters like that which I had last night with incestuous thieves at the Aberdeen Pig Farm are available all over the game world, but unlike in Assassin's Creed or Batman Arkham or every other sandbox, Red Dead hardly ever informs you these things are there. The in-game 100% completion tracker clues you into some stuff, but even there it will keep some things off of the page until you've initiated the questline. Even on the map, the western world can seem quite sparse before you happen upon these points of interest, but once discovered, they're given icons and often jotted down in Arthur's journal, like favorite memories. Rather than slowly collect small check marks next to hundreds of icons there since the first minute, you fill out the map with sights you've seen, people you've met, stories you've discovered.
>Plenty of developers hide Easter eggs in their worlds, but Rockstar takes it to never before seen levels by hiding everything but major missions off the map. This approach takes the Ubisoftian checklist and morphs it into an exciting scavenger hunt where every discovery feels earned and every moment is a memory. Rather than looking at the map and wondering how to most efficiently collect an area's six collectibles, two side quests, and one Easter egg as though I'm trying not to go down any grocery store aisle more than once, I'm instead invited to ride around and happen upon unique moments and intriguing plotlines all on my own. The game regularly throws irresistible moral decision-making events at you too, and sometimes these come back to you later in a way that makes it feel like you're more than just a collectible-vacuuming avatar in a virtual world.
>It takes a high level of confidence to carve out so much content for your audience and then hardly ever tip them off to its existence. It's a trail only Rockstar could've blazed because they have that sort of confidence as well as unwavering trust from their fans to deliver experiences which have no equal. I saw the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 four months ago, but this week, I'm finding that was only the beginning.
568fc1 No.16235230
RDR2 is as slow and cumbersome as a simulator, but it's not as difficult or involved as one. So it just sucks. It's a boring, slow, walk through the wild wild appalachian mountains.
Imagine if you were playing something like Spintires. The car would just effortlessly go through all the mud without you doing anything. It would just be a slow drive in muddy siberia. that's what RDR2 is like. It's flight simulator on autopilot.
b376dd No.16235255
>>16235230
I'm definitely not looking forward to the next GTA. V was already shallow with a short story with only 69 missions (a few of which were shit like buying masks) with pretty graphics over content and a boring map, now I bet they'll reuse all this detailed technology from RDR2 but with even more shallowness.
It's sad that Rockstar's most content-filled game is nearly 15 years old while the most detailed one is almost 11 years old at this point.
c23350 No.16235269
>>16235255
And they'll keep forcing their woke nihilism trying to actively shame and depress the audience by forcing them to play as and interact with disgusting, loathsome characters.
GTAIV was already bad in that regard, GTAV was even worse, VI is going to reach peak post-modernism.
b376dd No.16235279
>>16235269
As great as GTA IV was with its physics, detailed city and some of the best fictional cars I've ever seen it already had tons of bad traits that would evolve to the cancer that plagues AAA gaming today. Such as the shitty South Park esque social commentary on the radio (another reason GTAs set in the past are much better, I much rather prefer lighthearted nostalgic lampooning of the 80s or 90s), overly scripted missions (particularly jarring when the detailed Euphoria physics clash with obviously staged movement) and the lack of things to do (still better than V in that regard though, at least the gameplay was fun and it didn't have illusion of content).
727b2e No.16235391
>>16235055
>It's just English in a different alphabet
Strange, huh?
842236 No.16235427
>immersion is when you have to watch a 30 second animation for every action you take
b36e29 No.16235453
its great at simulating cowboy, outlaw etc life way back then
plus it has some very detailed story and gameplay
problem is its mostly filler and padding, theres hardly anything happening that will make you, oh my god i remember when i did this there, its not very memorable except for specific scenes, nor is the gameplay very gripping because its just cowboy life, they arent doing anything unique with it
so what you have left is mostly bland open world, which is great at giving context to everything you are doing too bad its meh kind of context except for specific brilliant times
what i am trying to say is there no unique gameplay, its just another open world story game, except for ridiculous good production values
d7f71b No.16235463
>>16235230
>rdr2 is a game about moseying
c8ebaf No.16235527
>>16235225
I can't for the life of me understand what drives a man to sink 100+ hours into this game. I can't play it for more than an hour straight before I get extremely bored. I dreaded doing the missions because you get railroaded into an interactive movie where nothing is happening and I can't go off script. The game isn't fun and feels like a chore.
c4ed62 No.16235528
This game surprised me to be honest, I didn't expect it to be more pozzed than the average Ubisoft game.
It's not enough for Jewstar of David to be passionless hacks that just want to profit with online, no, they have to put their shitty poltiical propaganda all over it, and shit on the people who actually buy their games (of course, the average white male normalnigger is far too cucked to realize the game is cucked, they think it's "based" because it lets you kill le feminists xDD).
3d5bec No.16235536
>>16235427
>have horsecock-shrinkage physics
>can't implement interesting fighting system so you get a decade old third person shooting
0c9cb5 No.16235545
>>16235055
>gracious people
>spent thousands of years murdering and enslaving one another
The European influence and noble savage shit in the game's writing just made it too much to play. I just can't stand the industry's inability to write proper period pieces.
09c496 No.16235566
>>16234311
Don't forget watching KKK member burning himself in a comical fashion. They might as well should have made a Harold and Kumar the movie the video game if they want me to believe that their are KKK members during a period where their sentiment had died down and before the release of Birth of a Nation that started their resurgence. Even Mafia 3 had a better reason with a Black "Fuck White People" as a main protagonist. If there was something that shouldn't exist in the wild west, it should be virtue signaling. How is the west so progressive when it had none of that in the first game that came later in the story of RDRII?
I always have a gripe with these historical period piece style games that remove the flavor that made that past what it was. Call it revisionist if you want, I just think it's bad research if you even studied up on the history and still go it wrong and weak storytelling because you couldn't tell your story within the frames of the genre/setting/time period you're writing for. You can only get so much leeway that you might as well just make an alt history story if you can't be bothered to learn the preestablished rules, even in your own continuity.
b376dd No.16235571
>>16235566
Reminded that we'll never see fun period pieces like the PS2 GTAs or hell, even Mafia II. A game set in the 50s today would probably star an idealistic communist oppressed by McCarthyism.
b81439 No.16235573
>>16234311
>cuck and advocate for women's rights
I got my longest throwing knife kill challenge on the suffragette.
>having Indians in reserved territory where they can't be killed
You can lure them and their cattle out of the res, about 50 feet away.
>and let you beat up a fascist racist plurowhutcist white male
What? Anywhoo, I killed a nigger in his own home and found his son hiding under the bed pleading for his life. Set him and the house on fire.
Shitty memes aside, It just isn't a very good game. The decades long tutorial and total lack of agency makes the game feel more like an interactive movie than anything else. Of course you have agency in RDRO, but no content.
b81439 No.16235588
>>16235110
Nobody has mentioned Wanted! for Half-Life either.
ed77bc No.16235609
>>16234251
>tfw there's still no wild west themed Souls-like game
f88f7f No.16235613
>>16235609
>no wild west themed game where you just take progressively more advanced bounties without all the cinematic trash and hand holding
3d5bec No.16235632
>>16235613
A space bounty hunter game was killed by bethesda
>starfield will be skyrim, with space bounties
f88f7f No.16235636
>>16235632
Knowing (((bethesda))), you wouldn't have been able to walk three feet without someone calling you space jesus.
d8564c No.16235660
>>16235636
Space Dovakhin, Cowboy born
60a826 No.16235663
>>16234935
>doesn't come with a map like the first game did
It did though.
68313f No.16235682
>>16235660
Lonesomedovekin, Wagonborn
Step it up, senpai.
b4be16 No.16235683
>>16235122
>superior civilization.
they needed the korean manpower for their aggresion wars.
3d5bec No.16235689
>>16235683
What does posting jewish arbitrary numbers accomplish?
b9826d No.16235696
>>16235689
>debt to gdb
>arbitrary
How is that arbitrary they have no money.
2a1355 No.16235704
>>16234251
>Spaghetti Western
I thought RDR1+2 were more just regular westerns while Red Dead Revolver was a true spaghetti western. Revolver is the only one whose OST is almost entirely songs from spaghetti westerns.
b376dd No.16235718
>>16235704
RDR was a deconstruction of the Western. The first part in New Austin is like an oldschool Western from the early 20th century. The part in Mexico is like a Spaghetti Western. The last part in West Elizabeth is like a more modern, unconventional Western with the whole theme of the Old West dying off fully kicking in since it's 1911.
3771ba No.16235726
Remember when Rockstar freeroam games had a fuck ton of cheats to make them fun? RDR 2 really could use that. Unfortunately Rockstar are fucking kikes and would probably make them paid DLC.
df767a No.16235756
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>>16235718
RDR1 is still a full blown spaghetti western game. The spaghetti western setting is broader than mid-late 19th century era. RDR1 was inspired by Tomas Milian's movies like The Big Gundown, Companeros, and Tepepa. These westerns set in Mexican Revolution are called Zapata Westerns. Other spaghetti westerns in this vein include A Bullet for The General, Il Mercenario, Duck You Sucker, and Killer Kid.
1dfa68 No.16235891
Shit that sucked
<Every action takes for-fucking-ever (wanna skin this bear? watch this 30 second animation. wanna cook some meat? gotta wait 10 seconds for it to cook)
<Narrow mission design means you can't really tackle most missions in a creative way
<Equipment degradation means you have to constantly baby sit your guns. Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't have a dozen different weapons to take care of
<Retarded horse physics will send you crashing into trees or flying off of your horse
<Can't name your horse whatever you want in the singleplayer portion because profanity filters
<No fast travel (you can actually fast travel to locations from your camp if you have that map, but it's a one-way thing and you can't just bounce between locations)
<Absolutely fucktarded Law system where people will assault you right in front of a sheriff but the sheriff will shoot you as soon as you defend yourself. I've also gotten random CRIME WITNESSED alerts when I was just riding down the road not fucking doing anything
<Missions and side-quests are locked if bounty hunters are chasing you, but the game doesn't tell you that bounty hunters are chasing you. Now I know that this is signified by the red indicator on the minimap, but this was incredibly annoying and confusing in the beginning of the game because I couldn't figure out why I wasn't allowed to progress and mission markers just vanished
<Hunting is a chore and so is collecting pelts. They did do a good job adding a variety of wildlife though
<Typical survival meters (you are hot, you are cold, you are losing weight, babysit the player-character some more etc) I know some people like survival elements in games but I fucking don't so fuck off
Shit I liked
>The graphics are very good for a console game, stunningly so. I'm really curious to see how this is going to look on a PC, especially when people start modding it. The lighting is superb, the textures are great, plants and foilage react when you move through them, your horse will neigh in agitation if you ride it through bushes, you leave tracks in snow and mud, Arthur's clothes will get snow, dirt, mud, and blood on them over time, he'll sweat if you've been riding a while in the heat, all sorts of little details that are sorely missed in games.
>Rockstar made sure to actually make the world fun to explore since you can't fucking fast travel. There are all sorts of secrets you can find if you look for them. Viking ruins, murder scenes, dinosaur bones, you can get caught in hold-ups randomly, come across kidnappings, get drugged and robbed by that incestuous couple at the pig farm and all sorts of shit. People are still finding all of the secrets tucked away
>Feels like an actually complete game combined with a very lengthy epilogue to tie things with RDR1. I love it when you spend most of the time in a game fighting against a group or a person you think is the big bad, but they end up just being a loose end to tie up leading into the final cour of the story. By the time you get to that final stretch, the O'Driscolls and Cornwall are dwarfed as villains as Dutch starts to unravel and the gang splits apart. Voice acting, cutscene directions and shit like that are all pretty good, as you'd expect from Rockstar. I ended up liking Arthur more than John. A lot of his character is revealed in his notebook, not just cutscenes.
>Weapon customization is detailed and fun
>Side content is treated almost as well as the main missions, and you'll actually see one of the side content characters pop up again during a critical cutscene during the main story, if you helped them out
>Kind of ties in with the secrets in the world, but the game encourages you to go back to camp often. If you do, you'll see a lot of interactions between the different gang members and yourself that makes the camp feel alive and not just an NPC dump. Folks will get into fights, argue, tell stories around the camp fire. There's continuity in the interactions too. For instance, you'll see Hosea constantly press Bill to go out and do something for the gang. Bill will keep lazing about and drinking, earning him more scorn until he gathers up the drunken bravery to threaten Hosea to his face. Hosea will draw his gun and scare him back into submission though.
I enjoyed it once I accepted the game is deliberately trying to slow you down, because the game does reward you for taking your time with things. There's a lot to uncover if you just allow yourself to be a rooty tooty cowboy riding through the countryside, camping in the wilderness, and hanging around your gang members.
048723 No.16235894
S-stop enjoying this game!
4cf232 No.16235904
>>16235894
>never question your preconceptions, goyim
>only accept the most shallow and pathetic of brainwashing attempts
>diversity is our strength women should vote lol equality for everyone
4cf232 No.16235911
>>16235696
It's arbitrary because you have no idea how jewish finance works. No nation uses money anymore. It's literally all numbers in a computer. There is nothing anywhere, at all. It's literally meaningless in every way. You type more zeros and the country is wealthy again.
048723 No.16235934
>>16235904
>question preconceptions
>OP doesn't say what's bad about the game at all
You're the real goy, nigger.
f88f7f No.16235959
>>16235891
>No fast travel (you can actually fast travel to locations from your camp if you have that map, but it's a one-way thing and you can't just bounce between locations)
That's a good thing
1dfa68 No.16235970
>>16235959
It isn't when there's several mission objective across the map and you have to spend fifteen minutes tapping X through the countryside. At the very least, it's remedied by all the shit that can happen at random and all the things you can find, but it is a remedy to a persistent annoyance
0f1012 No.16235984
>>16235573
>I killed a nigger in his own home and found his son hiding under the bed pleading for his life. Set him and the house on fire.
Jesus fucking christ anon. I used to do this as well, though it was usually flame throwers and on everyone rather than niggers
>>16235613
GUN is pretty good, it's not quite what you said there but it's a great game. Shame they don't make good western games anymore, they're pretty cool. howdy
e1f216 No.16236048
>>16235683
>started in the 90s
It's almost as if that's right around when the bubble from adopting (((Fractional reserve banking)) burst in Japan.
e8b59d No.16236070
I never played it, but the cutscenes were suggested to me by jewtube and I thought they were unusually long.
So I compared it to an entire series ridiculed for having lengthy cutscenes.
I imagine the actual game must be like 10 hours long.
4cf232 No.16236088
>>16235934
>OP
No one cares what the OP said. That's not relevant.
119543 No.16236112
>>>/v/16234251
>Can we finally admit that this game
no (you) for you leddit.
dc2c92 No.16236169
>>16236048
But it's not fractional reserve banking. Did you even watch princes of the yen?
c92e26 No.16236189
>>16236070
The commentary for Rogue Squadron 2 has the devs disappointed that Hoth had a long cutscene, the longest in the game. It's only a minute and a half long and can be skipped after seeing it once.
e1f216 No.16236253
>>16236169
A central jewish bank lends money to the government on interest who in turn let the commercial banks loan it out on further interest. It's the same damn thing. They can call it whatever they want.
c8ebaf No.16236599
>>16236070
I checked that video and it seems to include the scripted horse rides to the missions and completing the missions, so there is some gameplay there. I assume it does all the main quests and their gameplay. I found another cutscene video that seems to cut a lot of the actual gameplay off and it's 16h25min. So out of the main story line about 7h 35min are actual gameplay and the rest is listening, following and watching. I'm not gonna bother seeing if he does the side quests or not. Now the average completion for the main story seems to be around 46 hours and if rushed around 32h. That video does not show the open world content at all or commuting from place to place so you could add another 10 hours of pushing x at least and let's say 5 hours for looting, crafting, shopping, modding equipment etc. So the time you spend doing virtually nothing stimulating is around 30ish hours out of 46. You're not that far off if you count deaths and retries shaving off a couple more hours.
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e8b59d No.16236841
>>16236599
Damn it anon, I wasn't actually expecting to be close to correct.
7aad3a No.16236942
>>16234251
Anon what are you talking about? All I see is a weird mod for GTA 5 but with a worse control scheme.
398cb1 No.16236959
>>16234251
Huh, I actually forgot this shit was released. Would never remember it without your low quality thread, but then again, it's good that even normalfags like yourself forgot about this pile of shit, guess there is a hope for R✡ to get fucked.
2eaee5 No.16237201
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>>16235055
>Inuit steppe niggers
>Mongolian/Siberian offshoot who crossed the Bering Strait and kicked the shit out of the original Dorset people who inhabited what is now Canada and north US
>Was not satisfied with invading the extreme north but also invaded Greenland (when it was actually a bit green) and continued to kick the shit out of danish/norweigian nordcucks making them abandon the colonies and return to their cold peninsula.
>Gracious people
5430e5 No.16237346
>>16235118
Dunno about Deadlands, but I assume the other anon was talking about the shitshow that is WoD.
bb4548 No.16237472
>>16235055
>Writing attempting to imitate runic script
>Rounded shapes on runes
>Writing system specifically used to carve into wood and stone having round shapes before widespread adoption of paper or other softer writing materials
>Writing both in lindworm as traditionally done and outside of it on the same stone
They couldn't even pull shit out of their ass right.
fc76f5 No.16237503
>>16234251
Basically
The game was more movie than game
The game literally auto aims for you
Fuck off Jewstar
4ab1db No.16237699
>>16234251
>Can we finally admit that this game was mediocre
Anyone who wasn't a shill knew this, fuck off
3d70d6 No.16237711
>>16237503
Don't all console shooters auto aim for you?
9a15d9 No.16237739
>>16234653
Why is the vagina the wrong way around?
52ef4c No.16237751
I wouldn't know faggot. I never played it. Admit whatever you want.
b9869d No.16238403
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>>16238401
whoops wrong vid, but decent movie anyway
d99b2d No.16238553
I used a normalfag friend's copy to play it. Game was a boring slog, its in this awful spot where its trying to be a cowboy sim and still have all the action. Every animation takes 30 seconds to play out, looting a dead body isn't even worth the time anymore since you'll be there for 2 minutes if there's more than 3 people there.
Horse handling is awful. It was great in Redemption but I guess they felt the player had too much control over gameplay, because now the Horse will slow down and speed up when it pleases and has some kind of thrill from smashing its face into trees and other horses. I've watched the Horse AI actually fight me and take control of movements so that it could ram some trees.
The crime system is fucked. If someone draws on you first and you defend yourself and shoot the fucker, you're now chasing down 5 witnesses to 'murder'. Whereas in RDR1 you could unload every bullet you had into someone that started shit with you in a town.
Arthur is also shit. He hits every single note that John did, except he has no mind of his own and is dragged to his death because he bows down to Dutch no matter how much of an evil bastard you play him as. Really fucking stupid.I can't tell if the story is shit because Arthur is poorly written or if Arthur is shit because the story is poorly written. I'm sure there's some kind of equilibrium.
The only time I enjoyed playing it was the epilogue mission dedicated to Marston fanservice with music from Redemption and the cover art pose with the sawn-off shotgun. It was really tiring watching the game castrate him to prop up Arthur, so seeing Rockstar's last good protaganist get some silver lining to his fate in this 'game' was something at least.
The funny thing is, I forgot this game even existed until I saw this thread. And I've been sitting here for half an hour trying to remember anything but the epilogue, and the only part that isn't foggy for me is the tropical island you wash up on. Also
>no liars dice or horseshoes
>three different minigames of dominoes
It was doomed from the start
d9899a No.16238635
>>16237711
Strangely enough not Splatoon 2
Gyro aiming changes everything
df767a No.16238826
>>16238553
>The funny thing is, I forgot this game even existed until I saw this thread.
Exactly my point. Despite being hailed as one of the greatest games ever made upon it's release, it was forgotten by the end of 2018.
e9737f No.16238846
>>16234251
>finally
hello newfaggot.
this game isnt just mediocre. its shit. its always been shit, and nobody here ever thought it would be anything but shit.
bdd484 No.16238920
>modern rockstar game is bad
No shit? I can't believe that there were anons here that were Rockstar fans up to this game. The Rockstar game formula has been stagnant for decades, the only significant change between GTA 3 from 2001 and GTA 5 from 2013 is that the latter game is more "cinematic" by adding WORDSWORDSWORDS. This is what rightfully killed Telltale but Rockstar has gotten away with it since forever. Why is it only a problem now that this game has an opposing political viewpoint?
87beff No.16239150
>>16234920
>The crocodiles now ignore her.
In Burgerland they are called Gators.
87beff No.16239218
>>16238826
>Exactly my point. Despite being hailed as one of the greatest games ever made upon it's release, it was forgotten by the end of 2018.
I wish things would go back to the times were "The greatest game ever" would actually stay rated that highly for more than 2 years.
The original Doom was given that title for a while. Same with Half Life 2, even though I thought HL2 was a little overrated, I liked that It was able to maintain it's placement for a few years.
Now a days "The greatest game ever made" is just whatever the latest Cinematic schlop is.
"Uncharted 4 is the greatest game ever made"
"The Last of Us is the greatest game ever made."
"Now, God of War is the greatest game ever made."
"Now, Read Dead 2 is the greatest game ever made"
"Now Last of Us 2 is the greatest game ever made."
and on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON.
What a waste of people's time and money.
64b36c No.16239294
>Can we
No faggot you voice your own opinion, don't try to act like it's a common conception by changing it to "we" instead.
9e1c0f No.16240082
>Bumplocked
Get fucked, op