ae5bd5 No.16233342
YOU WANT NEW GAME? FUCK YOU GAIJIN PIGGU, HAVE SHITTY CASHGRAB OLD MEDIA!!!
http://archive.is/UqVAG
6ef309 No.16233361
>>16233342
Wot? Why? Who asked for this?
4ebb71 No.16233411
>>16233342
>Netflix announces Dragon’s Dogma animated series
17783b No.16233417
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>>16233342
>people that retcon nearly every character in Castlevania as atheists that kill demons with holy water working on a dragons dogma show
>Netflix will make a live action resident evil show too
>Ordered Devilman cry baby to have a gun control rap in a show that set in japan
I swear. ((Streaming services )) already making ((cable)) look good by compassions. Netflix isn’t even cheaper than basic cable at this point.
c34cc8 No.16233425
>A man who represents the 7 deadly sins of humanity
What?
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO CRAM IN
81a603 No.16233426
>action adventure about a man challenged by demons who represent the seven deadly sins of humans
Eh? The original premise of the Dragon as an allegory for the testing of the Will of a self-actualized person living in a world of purposelessness was way better.
81a603 No.16233447
>>16233431
It was p. good though, and this has absolutely nothing to do with it.
40a83b No.16233451
Is this funny? Is it a joke? April 1st isn't for several weeks.
0e6d34 No.16233461
I'm wary since >Netflix but this might be good.
Also
>this is who Netflix's DD audience is
40a83b No.16233469
>>16233461
But Loli's Dogma is about lolis. Only Guts cosplayers play as a male.
983211 No.16233478
>>16233461
>It might be good
DD was all about gameplay, story and writing was fucking shit.
This will be a disaster
6ef309 No.16233481
>>16233478
If it's just 99% well done fight scenes against the giant monsters, mite b cool.
0e6d34 No.16233491
>>16233478
t. skipped all the cutscenes and rushed to the ending as fast as possible
d8e6ef No.16233492
>>16233481
>Netflix
You'll get poorly animated CGI or poorly animated low frame 2D animation.
You're delusional
0522e8 No.16233494
>>16233342
STOP RAPING MY FAVORITE FUCKING GAMES YOU GODDAMNED HOOKED NOSED CHILD-DIDDLING KIKES
4117e3 No.16233497
>>16233492
or obligatory Christianity hatred shoved in a la Kikevania.
6ef309 No.16233499
>>16233492
Hey man, I said if, not will.
c6f70d No.16233503
>>16233497
There is nothing inaccurate about portraying the catholic church as a bunch of heretical power hungry jews.
0e6d34 No.16233504
>>16233492
Says in the article that it's going to be hand-drawn and cel-shaded 2D with minimal CGI.
fd9439 No.16233520
>>16233425
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO CRAM IN
<inb4 bleating shegoat becomes a malformed sheboon who don't need no arisen
17783b No.16233523
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>>16233503
>Catholic Church
>In Eastern Europe
>Season 2 hits you over the head on how white people are evil
>retcon Isaac to be a literal gay nigger
d8e6ef No.16233525
>>16233491
Nope
Wish I did though, because I stupidly got really invested on Mercedes storyline and got a miserable payoff.
d8e6ef No.16233528
>>16233516
>>16233497
>>16233523
We seriously need to nuke every single urban center
c34cc8 No.16233530
>>16233497
The guy who wrote that shit wears a big ole' fedora or Trilby, whatever, just a gay hat
eff1ad No.16233536
>>16233504
I looked up the company that's supposedly making it. All of their credits go for CGI and 3DCG nothing going for hand drawn cel-shaded 2D. This is going to be absolute shit.
c6f70d No.16233537
>>16233523
Are you surprised? The whole Dracula thing was started by jews to smear good old Vlad.
0e6d34 No.16233540
>>16233530
Don't forget that he's an atheist.
52087e No.16233546
Investing on an Anime just seems like marketing/advertisement to me. Considering that DD has a western fanbase it would not be that strange for them to strike a deal with (((netflix))).
8495bf No.16233550
Didn't DMC get a netflix anime shit announced too before DMCV?
c6f70d No.16233551
>>16233546
It's explicitly not anime if it's western produced. This is just a cartoon.
c34cc8 No.16233553
>>16233540
It was quite apparent by just looking at him
ea3f42 No.16233558
>>16233342
why are they still is doing this us to this always?
ae5bd5 No.16233562
>>16233540
I don't see how that should stop him for writing a fucking Christian man killing supernatural beings during the 15th Century.
But no, ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN WHAT I BELIEVE IS WRONG AND I SHOULD SHOEHORN IT IN ENTERTAINMENT WORKS OF FUCKING FICTION COMPLETELY DISREGARDING HISTORICAL SETTINGS, GOOD WRITING OR IMMERSION
6ccc92 No.16233566
I hope it's not the same faggot who directed the Castlevania Netflix. Even though if it isn't, it'll probably still be pozzed.
Oh by the way guys, that same faggot is working on a Devil May Cry Netflix animation and is trying to get the rights to animate Berserk.
6f0592 No.16233570
Who the fuck makes a movie out of one game that's not even that popular? Monster Hunter, Tomb Raider, Doom, those are all big IP's with a lot of games that people recognize. Dragon's Dogma really isn't.
03b9eb No.16233571
52087e No.16233576
>>16233551
Yeah, I get what you mean but isn't netflix just there for the distribution and on the production committee? If this Sublimation studio is a western one, then it is a cartoon indeed.
0522e8 No.16233579
>>16233571
Zero. And if there are, they'll be drag queen tranny-niggers.
f6f8a3 No.16233580
>Dragons Dogma anime
The game has a really interesting universe, but I doubt that will matter. They'll make the show a generic fantasy anime and leave out all the really interesting shit like the infinite parallel universes.
6ef309 No.16233588
>>16233579
>drag queen tranny-nigger lolis
ada154 No.16233589
>>16233566
As an European man of culture I'm willing to bet the guy is American and from California where are the Hollyjews are.
Am I right, or am I right?
eff1ad No.16233592
>>16233580
They already fucked up the basic premise of "Arisen goes to get his heart back from a very powerful dragon" by including representations of the seven deadly sins. Fuck no they won't include infinite parallel universes.
ada154 No.16233594
>>16233588
I just realized how much DmC cutscenes look like SFM animated porn.
6ccc92 No.16233610
>>16233589
He's a poojeet straight from pooland.
a548c4 No.16233612
>>16233580
>only one relevant pawn in the party, the Arisen's
>other party members if any are actual constant characters
>retarded pawn borrowing and swapping system isn't even mentioned
hol up this might actually be better than the game
17783b No.16233615
>>16233540
>>16233530
Garth ennis was one of the original Islam defending British atheists. He also help spawn the top fedora meme. Under his watch the Crossed comic morph from a edgy zombie comic to a edgy feminist/Muslims did nothing wrong circle jerk. He called frank miller holy terror hate speech yet won comic industry awards for preachers. Holy terror wasn’t even anti-Islam. Holy terror only targeted Al Qaeda and the Taliban.
4b5bda No.16233617
Watch this shitty cartoon get so poorly received that it kills any chance of a Dragon's Dogma 2.
bab092 No.16233620
>>16233417
That video is cancer.
>Devilman cry baby to have a gun control rap
I can't find this, but I did find some nigger rapper from the anime. Was he a nigger in the manga also?
a6ce3c No.16233621
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>>16233461
Boy, she wasn't kidding about the animation in the Dragon Prince, though. Who greenlit this shit?
c34cc8 No.16233626
>>16233615
>HA HA, STRONK WOMEN
K I L L M E
7960b4 No.16233628
>>16233530
>>16233610
That doesn't look like a Poojeet
c6f70d No.16233632
>>16233620
Cry Baby isn't an adaptation of the manga, the rapper doesn't exist in it. It's a sequel
17783b No.16233636
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>>16233566
> is trying to get the rights to animate Berserk.
Calling it now. Screenshot this. Netflix will unironically retcon guts to be bisexual. Guts new backstory will be he became the black swordsman because of racist gang his first lover Donovan. Also, rumor has it Netflix trying to buy the rights to Ultraman.
6ccc92 No.16233640
>>16233628
Nevermind. Thought that fat kike was the producer and pic-related was the director. Had it backwards.
6ef309 No.16233644
>>16233640
are those drawn on eyebrows?
17783b No.16233648
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>>16233636
>Guts new backstory will be he became the black swordsman because of racist gang his first lover Donovan.
It suppose to say racist gang his first lover Donovan but autocorrect got in the way. But gang might work better. It implies racist gang raped Donovan. Possibly too death.
bab092 No.16233650
>>16233632
Thanks, that combined with
>netflix
has made it clear that it's trash.
6ccc92 No.16233655
>>16233636
They'll also probably try to make Guts the same shade of dark as Donovan to try and blackwash him.
167880 No.16233662
Every time we have a DD thread I have to tell the faggots begging for more content, the MMO being localized, a sequel, just to let the fucking game end.
I am personally blaming them and faggots like them who cant stand just having a one off game in a setting because this is a fucking travesty in the making.
17783b No.16233664
>>16233654
Apple iOS auto correct stupid dumb. I’m borrowing a friend Mac book pro
0e6d34 No.16233669
>>16233662
We're getting a sequel and it's going to be good
a548c4 No.16233674
>>16233648
>it suppose to say "gang", but "gang" is better
c6f70d No.16233675
>>16233664
>using a crapple
>being friends with faggots
0522e8 No.16233680
>>16233669
Don't lie to yourself, anon, and don't lie to me.
4b5bda No.16233682
>>16233662
>I am personally blaming them and faggots like them who cant stand just having a one off game in a setting because this is a fucking travesty in the making.
It wasn't even a 1 off, it was like a .3 off. People just want the game they were originally trying to make, for once a sequel is justified.
1b3557 No.16233684
>>16233431
Haven't read the manga?
c04947 No.16233687
d690e2 No.16233690
>>16233342
This is some monkey paw shit
93271a No.16233696
>>16233662
People want a sequel because for all the good that Dragon's Dogma was it still has blatant flaws to fix such as absolutely retarded balance between classes and HP Sponges for enemies later on. This isn't Gen 4 Pokemon where we've squeezed it enough there's more to do there anon.
b1be29 No.16233721
>>16233566
>Netflix Berserk
they are going to make Casca 100% nigger just like we always knew she was
0072f4 No.16233727
Fuck it, make an Undertale show about Donald Trump fucking monstergirl lolis and see how they like creative license.
72ca67 No.16233733
>>16233648
>It suppose
>racist gang his first lover
>autocorrect
>too death
Just fucking never post again. I mean come on. Can there really not be any place on the internet where I don't have to read this twitter nigger gibberish?
17783b No.16233743
>>16233674
>>it suppose to say "gang", but "gang" is better
Does Apple iOS auto correct has a racist filter? I keep saying hang. But it being change to gang.
17783b No.16233750
>>16233733
>>16233675
For what it’s worth. I’m borrowing my marine roommate Mac book.
ce78e3 No.16233756
>>16233342
>netflix
>not a single nigger in the image
Something fishy is going on around here.
dc4e90 No.16233761
>>16233431
I liked both of those things.
40a83b No.16233772
>>16233756
Picture was for the Nippon only MMO, not the new WTF.
5658da No.16233789
>>16233669
We got an awful MMO instead complete with timegates, gutted classes, and making the pawn AI even worse
167880 No.16233795
>>16233682
>>16233696
You people are expecting Capcom to let the director complete the game in his vision, do you honestly think that's going to happen when most likely it's going to be turned into a Skyrim-Lite with better companion mechanics? Why am I the only one who isn't desperately thinking:
>YES, THIS WILL BE THE ONE TIME A AAA COMPANY ALLOWS THE GAME TO COME OUT TO ITS FULLEST POTENTIAL AND WONT BE WATERED DOWN RUSHED AND PACKED WITH DLC AND REEKING OF CUT CONTENT
8bf77f No.16233802
>>16233342
this is proof that there is a god and we have made him angry
0c3eaa No.16233805
>>16233342
>The story follows a man’s journey seeking revenge on a dragon who stole his heart.
its sounds romantic when its wrote like that.
93271a No.16233807
>>16233795
Because DMC 5 turned out good (bar Soyny shenanigans but why are you playing Soyny int he first place now that they are based in commiefornia?)
ce78e3 No.16233810
>>16233772
That would explain it. So think they'll turn everyone into a nigger or just have all the white women commit beastiality?
eff1ad No.16233815
>>16233807
DMC V turned out great, Resident Evil 2 Remake was great. Capcom have been on an upward swing this year so far but it might look like it's going to drop sooner than expected. Watch the contrarians cry out that these games aren't good
5658da No.16233816
>>16233807
>DMC5
>Writing that completely fails to capture any of what made the older entires decent
>Takes the worst part of 4 and makes it worse
>Microtransactions that are "pay to avoid having to get good"
>It's a good game guys!
It's a 6/10 at best, and in no fucking way would capcom not absolutely spike DD into the earth after this and the awful MMO. They whored Dragon's Dogma out to anything and anyone
81a603 No.16233817
>>16233776
>calls others defensive while being upset
My comment meant that if they were taking the story and setting for an animation it would be a good thing, but they aren't.
bab092 No.16233826
>>16233807
>DMC 5 turned out good
>>16233815
>Resident Evil 2 Remake was great
1f003a No.16233831
>>16233342
<hey you want a sequel?
>YES FOR FUCK'S SAKE
<hmmm maybe we make sequel if you want it bad enough
>WE REALLY WANT IT
<dunno. If PC version sells well..
>FUCK YOU WE'LL BUY IT AGAIN
<you know what would be fun? New DD.
>GIVE US THE FUCKING GAME
<okay okay!
>IT'S ABOUT DAMNED TIME
<DRAGON'S DOGMA ANIMU!
5658da No.16233832
>>16233831
You forgot an important step in that process
"Fuck U gaijin, we have shit MMO with gutted class and trinity system"
cd9028 No.16233838
This is what happens when you give Crapcom an inch. Any remaining good devs there should jump ship and make their own company(ies) at this point.
167880 No.16233845
>>16233807
>>16233815
I'm not saying their recent titles have been terrible, but people are basing all of their desires off of an extremely ambitious design document that would be difficult to implement (a fucking dungeon shared between every single copy of the game and a day night cycle that would account for only one sun moving between the infinite number of worlds for starters)
There is no way in fuck that this desired sequel would be like anything you are chomping at the bit for even if they prettied it up like the recent titles. The only real hope would be a game with similar game play mechanics (Designable minions to act as a hands off multiplayer, being able to climb\grapple monsters, same job system with progression and teachable skills), a direct Dragons Dogma 2 would be a fucking mess that would appeal to no one.
d8cf08 No.16233848
Will it have cute lolipawns?
52087e No.16233851
>>16233669
We're getting a sequel and it's going to be good
3647d4 No.16233918
>>16233714
Do you need to state that everytime Nanachi is posted?
6ef309 No.16233927
>>16233918
>does a lolcow faggot need to act like a lolcow faggot
Kinda self explanatory isn't it?
fc4481 No.16233938
>>16233342
What does Itsuno think about this and how are they going to explain the pawns?
>>16233615
That image is even worse if you know the context behind it.
4064bd No.16233967
>>16233918
>>16233927
Really makes my mouth water. If you don't stop I feel like I won't be able to contain myself. The thought of how it struggling in mah belly will make me warm and fuzzy is driving me nut.
6ef309 No.16233975
>>16233967
knock yourself out fag. Maybe you'll fuck off for at least 5 minutes.
2783f1 No.16233977
Ye, this is going to be trash.
2d6c97 No.16233986
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70472f No.16233993
>>16233977
magus' bride was bretty good though
f613ff No.16233998
Why would you do this capcom.
0c3eaa No.16234114
0326f3 No.16234145
>>16233714
Nanachi is not for eating.
9f8964 No.16234197
Come on Capcom you were on a roll, just keep making games and stop fucking around
b83e35 No.16234201
As one of the six retards on earth who actually really liked the story of DD I don't really get this. The clever bits of its story kinda relied on it being a game with the illusion of choice and admittedly almost everything else was super dull. I really can't comprehend the reasoning here and the fact that Netflix is behind it just makes it even less appealing. I am 100% sure that they will not make the story go into the direction it was originally intended to go which is basically Berserk where the first quarter of the game was supposed to be generic fantasy bullshit and after you kill Grigori everything descends into chaos, it's just going to be a generic weebshit MMO anime.
>seven deadly sins
NO!!!
4c428d No.16234221
>>16233620
>>16233417
>>16233632
Devilman has always been an anti violence/war series. Crybaby is no different.
ea3f42 No.16234231
>>16233938
What's the context?
551ac9 No.16234244
>>16234201
DD's story was much more philosophical about free will and the consequences of your actions, since the Arisen is the only being with free will, and past Arisen's have done all sorts of things, from the Dragonforged fighting the dragon and running away, to Daimon who didn't want to participate in this twisted game, to the Duke who took the deal with the dragon, to Grigori who didn't manage to defeat the Seneschel, and (You) who managed to end the cycle.
The dragon is also an allegory to chaos and the problems of life, back when I had an extremely short Jordan Peterson phase and watched some of his Bible videos, I always thought I could do a parody for the DD game. Probably can still imitate his style in posting, even though it's been more than a year since last watched one of his videos. Not sure if anyone is interested
All Netflix will do is just an average action show with a story that doesn't hold a candle to the game.
636210 No.16234253
>>16234221
That involved actual nukes, not nigger rap.
4c428d No.16234283
>>16234253
What's your point? Both the original manga and Crybaby wide up with nuclear war. It's all to shock you and say "no more violence/war". Doesn't have to be limited to just being anti-nukes.
aa9d40 No.16234295
>>16234221
Devilman was anti-war as a result of WWII, it was not pro-gun control. That's a western ideal.
788f6a No.16234301
WITH LESLIE JONES AS MERCEDES MARTEN
60a84e No.16234321
>>16233721
>just like we always knew she was
pink nipples
636210 No.16234323
>>16234283
Nukes as in there were nukes at the end that killed everyone.
24ba58 No.16234349
>>16233342
Monkey's paw motherfuckers, fucking damn it all
b6a2cc No.16234355
This is the stupidest shit I've read all day
fc4481 No.16234357
>>16234231
The woman in the image is a professional comic artist and writer who had been imprisoned by the three owners of the comic book shop she was doing a book signing at when a zombie outbreak occurred.
All of said shop owners are straight, white men who dislike women and proceed to rape the female comic writer multiple times until they make a deal where they'll stop raping her in exchange for her service in creating comic books for them to read because they have already read every book in the shop and now they want new material.
Eventually she insults them in one of her comics which causes them to go back to raping her but she is later rescued by two black men, one of whom I believe is gay, she then proceeds to violently kill all the comic shop owners(not before one of them makes a racial comment about the black men), which leads to the scene depicted in anon's comment.
60a84e No.16234376
>>16233617
That's their plan. To kill the IP and sell it off.
>>16234295
>not pro-gun control. That's a western ideal.
<Nippon has very strong gun control
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b83e35 No.16234431
>>16234244
Ah it is the other anon that talks about DD writing, hello again. I agree about DD being about free will and consequences, I phrased my post poorly. What I meant is that presenting players with these choices, even if they lead to obvious bad outcomes (sacrificing your waifu, turning around at the everfall, etc), is essential for the story to show that you do have free will. All the bad shit that happens after you kill Grigori was the direct result of your actions and once you become the Seneschal you have absolute freedom, even the freedom to kill yourself. Watching an arisen make choices wouldn't have the same kind of meaning as playing one. Also can you do the JBP voice? I wrote this awhile ago but never recorded it:
Wash your penis. No really, I mean it, wash your penis. You know I get asked a lot about why we see all these young men who either aren't participating in the sexual marketplace or at least find no success in it, and it all comes back to hygene. Let's go back before we even had civilization, what was the predominant social structure? Patriarchal polygamy. Polygamy isn't new, it's a very old thing, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a good thing. Females flock to powerful males and the male with the most social power can spend all day tending to himself and the females while the rest go out and hunt. And when you have all these lower-status men that are unable to find a suitable mate they get angry, and who can blame them? They've got a biological need to reproduce and they're unable to fulfill it, so humanity does nothing but fight and pillage for tens of thousands of years until the best mistake we've ever made comes along: civilization. Some men, or even possibly women, discover agriculture and now you don't need most of your men out hunting all the time. All these busy men suddenly find the opportunity to take up hygene, they wash their penises, and the women notice–they see that the genitals of these men are now identical to those of the alphas'. Now they don't have to share one male for his clean penis, they can each have their own–and sure he won't be as high status but hey, the penis is clean. So now everyone is happy–or they were, but what we've been seeing recently is that the political ideologues are bringing this problem back. You've got so many young men being overtaken by ideology, left or right it doesn't matter. They spend all their free time on the computer or marching in the streets and they don't pay any attention to maintaining themselves. So when it's time for the females to choose who do they choose? They choose the males who aren't participating in this ideological war, hence the stereotypes of leftist men being cucks, alt-right men being incels, and of modern alpha males being shallow. And what does shallow imply? Vanity, vanity drives the need to maintain your appearance, now I can't say for sure because we don't really have a lot of data on this sort of thing but I think its safe to say that these vain men are probably washing their penises a lot more than the ideological ones. So if you aren't finding a lot of success with women you need to come to terms with the fact that it's not them, it's you. Drop the ideology and wash your penis.
147e02 No.16234461
>>16233621
At least the Dragon prince is well written.
7ac0f4 No.16234505
>>16233621
This makes Star Wars Resistance look good in comparison.
34dc77 No.16234506
>>16233816
>Writing meant to provide closure to the number of plot threads left open over the last 13 years, paving the way for newer stories to be told
I'll concede some lines of dialogue are hit or miss, even some characters, like Nico, don't quite gel properly.
>worst part of 4
I'm assuming you're talking about nero, but he remains largely intact. After completing the story he gets his old buster arm back, yielding his old playstyle while expanding on it with the implementation of Devil Breakers. They've literally done nothing but added more to him to expand his moveset.
>Microtransactions—You can literally farm red orbs from mission 13 with the Faust Hat. The kicker? It's the one fucking mission you can actually play alongside another player in the same arena.
>It's a good game guys!
It's fairly decent, considering it tries to live up to the idea of a numbered title—trying to iterate upon what was there previously. It's by no means perfect considering it lacks turbo mode and Bloody Palace (Which is due to release as a free DLC in april), and the fact that as late as mission 20 the game is still throwing new moveset and mechanic changes at the player, but give credit where it's due, anon.
81a603 No.16234515
>>16234244
But you don't end the cycle, it's more about amor fati in the face of the Eternal Recurrence.
551ac9 No.16234577
>>16234431
I can't do his voice, and it has been more than a year since I last saw any of his videos, and those the Bible ones, so it won't a great imitation. I will also have to go to work soon, so I won't write too much, but if I get enough (You)s might do more when I come back.
The game starts in a peaceful fishing village at the outskirts of this island. Now I do not believe that it's a mere coincidence that they chose a fishing village, the sea is considered the birthplace of life and man, by both Greek philosophers and modern scientists. Furthermore fish is the man source of food for both the villagers and the capital city. Even in the bible Jesus interacted with fishermen countless of times, from when he walked on water to save one, Peter, to when he feed the starving people with fish. He even told the fishermen to be fshers of men, no wonder the main protagonist started out as a humble fisherman, just like Jesus started out as a humble carpenter. As such we can say that this simple village is not only the start of our story, but the start of life and mankind, and the main protagonist is just one of many who dwell in this place. The walls of the city that protect it from monsters and bandits can be akin to the loving womb of a mother. This is the place of peace, but also stagnation, the village has never evolved nor changed, it is constant, unlike the capital or other parts of the island.
We also see the sky toring up, and from that all sorts of beast spew out, including the dragon, the scene is reminiscent of the Revelation from the Bible, where hell comes on earth to do battle with good, however no good comes to the rescue only chaos and evil. So the dragon lands in the peacefull village and starts attacking everyone, the guards flee, and who tries to save the day? The humble fsherman he sees a sword laying on the ground, and starts attacking it, even tough he stands no chance. The dragon easily defeats him, but instead of killing him, he takes his heart away. Now when I saw that, I couldn't understand why he would do that, what meaning it had, especially after he came back to life, even without a heart, but after countless hours of meditation, I came to the conclusion that the heart is the place where the spirit resides, and when the dragon, a simbol of chaos and change, took his his hear away, and placed inside of him, giving the main protagonist the posibility to also change, to enact on some chaos. This scene is also interesting, as it is not only a baptsim, like the one from the bible, but with Grigori, instead of John, it is also the death and ressurection of the fisherman, instead of the carpenter, and just like Him he died as a man, and got reborn as an Arisen, one with no heart but free will, something that I will discuss at a later point in time. Finally we are left wth this message, that if we want our heart back, we must fight for it, which is what most people have to deal with, as the dragon is the embodiment of not only chaos but also the problems in our life, so if you want to face them, you must first fight them, by cleaning your room.
Didn't have time to correct any mistakes
7b750b No.16234601
So sequel confirmed? Why would they made anime about old game?
b4cdb3 No.16234610
>>16234601
I'm really hoping it's just going to be an expansion pack that finally makes the game what it was originally intended to be, but I doubt it. MHW released with the same degree of incompleteness and lack of content and sold like 11m copies.
166b7f No.16234629
>>16233537
>The whole Dracula thing was started by jews to smear good old Vlad.
Are you fucking dense?
Dracula was written by Bram Stroker, who's a fucking Irishman.
fuck off, I bet you're one of those fucking faggots who think medieum-rare steak is some kind of Jewish conspiracy.
7b750b No.16234637
60a84e No.16234647
>>16234629
>Dracula was written by Bram Stroker, who's a fucking Irishman.
Beware the Irish Jew.
17783b No.16234656
>>16234629
>Keeping out Muslim invaders
>This makes vlad bad
883bd9 No.16234667
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the what sort of woke metaphor for slavery/racism they'll turn the pawns into.
Maybe they're go really meta and make one pawn be an underage girl who had been raped by her evil pedophile arisen.
883bd9 No.16234669
>>16234637
No, they neutered or split up all the jobs into being hyper specialized single role mmo classes. You still need a vpn to play it. And the combat just isn't as much fun as the original game was.
About the only improvement they made was adding more sliders to character creation so you can create much more convincing traps now.
d8b85b No.16234670
>>16233342
>There will never be Dark Arisen style dungeon crawling set in exotic and outlandish locations like the Moon, as according to the prototype documents for Dragon’s Dogma.
Not from Capcom, anyway.
b93aab No.16234674
>>16234667
They'll turn Mercedes from a brown tomboy/Casca expy into an ugly sheboon.
294dea No.16234682
I go to bed and this happens? Is there a way to escape this fucking shadow realm we're all stuck in?
c6f70d No.16234693
>>16234629
And Bram got the idea from tainted history. The whole reason Vlad was ever portrayed as a monster was because the kikes did not like how Vlad did not let them do as they pleased.
b93aab No.16234696
>>16234682
You know very well what must be done to end this.
5aac73 No.16234701
>>16233342
>Have been begging for a sequel for years
>Instead get a (((netflix))) movie
I fucking hate the monkey paw it spawns nothing but evil.
b2a556 No.16234713
>>16233342
Of all the things DD was praised for they chose to build upon the story…
c34cc8 No.16234728
>>16234357
>Comic book artists want to be raped by white men
>While having said white men killed by gay black bulls
What are they trying to tell us?
6fb971 No.16234735
>>16233417
But Castlevania was good. A bit too harsh on the Church, but OK.
8ec430 No.16234736
>>16233342
SINCE CASTLEVANIA WAS JUST ALRIGHT THEN MAYBE THIS TOO WILL BE JUST ALRIGHT
883bd9 No.16234737
>>16234713
to be fair, they do get some credit for actually doing the sort of crazy metaphysical shit that the Elder Scrolls series has been scared to touch after Morrowind
b93aab No.16234747
>>16234736
Castlevania was complete and utter dogshit. How can anyone claim a show where the main cast spend the majority of the second season doing fuckall in a library good is beyond me.
6fb971 No.16234756
>>16234747
They weren't doing nothing.
Also, that's called "developing other characters", becuse in the time the main cast was busy rifling trough the library, trying ot find clues, we got more insight into Dracula and his followers - establishing both his insanity, his suicidal tendencies and the fractioning and rebellion from within.
883bd9 No.16234757
>>16234735
the first season was okay, the second one made all the "demons" seen in the first series into being some sort of man-made zombie mutant things because otherwise the church might actually seem like it has a point. It turned Drac into a cranky emo boomer that spent most of the season sitting on his ass in a den. And way too much time was spent on his unlikable henchmen especially the gay muslim necromancer and the vampire cunt's bitching about the vampire patriarchy. Damn near everything between Belmont and co finding his family's secret basement and them teleporting Drac's castle to them could have been cut and it would have no effect on the story.
b93aab No.16234763
>>16234756
>doubling down on the retardation
You're that fuckwit that defends this shitshow in every thread, aren't you?
0d1393 No.16234782
>>16233993
Good thing that they barely had any influence on it then.
6fb971 No.16234783
>>16234757
Given that demons and witches ARE a thing and Dracula himself mentions literal demons from hell,
the act of witch hunts actually makes sense.
>>16234763
>anyone who doesn't agree with me is a retard
I notice a lack of actual arguments and a surplus of indignation and arrgoance.
8ebcd8 No.16234799
>>16233454
Because NEETflix is starved for content after all their licensing contracts expired/are expiring, their business fundamentals looks like Wile E. Coyote running over a bottomless canyon without looking down and they are a generally terrible GloboHomo corporation full of bugmen.
482758 No.16234823
>>16233530
Have you got that screencap where he's getting off on christians being killed in some country by muslims?
4f5ac6 No.16234861
>>16234693
The funniest part of Nasuverse is that you can summon Vlad as a Lancer in his aspect of a national hero, and he fucking HAAAAATES being called a vampire.
6aa6b2 No.16234868
>>16233342
Pretty sure they could've used that script, call it something else, and Capcom wouldn't have sued because it wouldn't be remotely related to the game.
43bed4 No.16234910
This world is fucked beyond believe.
408785 No.16235242
>>16234301
I'm gonna wear two yellow vests if they ruin delicious brown.
eff1ad No.16235261
>>16234756
The problem is you need to establish the characters before trying to develop them. You know what would have been a better thing? Develop the characters you already have. I'm all for showing a rebellion forming in Dracula's ranks, but at the expense of the main characters doing nothing? No, that's not good writing. It's even worse when the new characters are bland as fuck.
The point I'm making is that they tried to fit in things they didnt have the time to fit in because of their limited episodes. So they fucked up and rushed.
b83b25 No.16235306
>>16233417
>/co/ praised this show
/co/mblr is a fucking blight
1edfdb No.16235347
>>16233417
>>16235306
It's been a blight for years. They refused to recognise the rot in their own industries for years I was banned several times just for pointing out the obvious and took no action whatsoever to fix it. Now there is amateur hour trash like that where ugly characters move around like cardboard cutouts and talk about their sexuality, and Marvel comics is on the verge of being shut down because of disgusting art, writing full of poz and [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL]. Even long before the infamous events of 2014 I had left /co/ for dead, they had unironic generals about Steven Universe for Christ's sake. They'll just accept any old poz that is given to them. And our /co/ now is really not much better at all.
At least /v/ made a stand, as pathetic as it may seem sometimes. At least /v/ recognised the rot and pushed back a bit, we created the journos' own personal holocaust that they still talk about in their articles as a fearsome internet boogeyman. We were forced to move to a new site because we made a stink and got loud. We won't accept any old garbage that is thrown at us usually, and sometimes even have boycotts that work. Hell, Devil May Cry 5 was just released, a reboot was unbooted. I have played video games released in the last 12 months that I have enjoyed and would recommend to others. I can't say the same for comics or cartoons.
5a1862 No.16235362
>>16234376
Well they don't have Mustafa's or Pedro's running around raping/stealing.
a466de No.16235382
>>16233621
>animations so laggy it made me question the quality of player
>designs so generic and simple it could be from a thousand different stories
They are getting worse with every product. Has kikeflix stopped paying them in actual money or have the creators stopped giving a fuck?
fe356c No.16235395
>>16234244
Do it, there is always someone interested and OC on /v/ is dearly needed and wanted.
9ed4e5 No.16235402
>>16234735
>>16234736
Castlevania particularly season 2 was irredeemable.
>>16234756
>Also, that's called "developing other characters"
<Dracula is sad because humans killed his wife.
<Isaac is a gay angry nigger. He is gay for Dracula. He is angry at humanity because White slave owner. He hates Hector because Isaac is a nigger.
<Hector is a retard.
They somehow managed ruin season 1 Dracula. It isn't a good adaptation or a good story.
fc4481 No.16235405
>>16235306
>/co/ praised this show
I have barely if ever seen anyone praise that show, unless you're equating one anon liking it to mean the whole board does, in that case /v/ loves Halo.
>>16235347
>They refused to recognise the rot in their own industries for years
But they do you lying sack of shit.
>they had unironic generals about Steven Universe
/v/ had Overwatch generals and they went the same way the SU generals did, what's your point faggot?
24ba58 No.16235417
>>16235402
I love how many media entertainment shills love this Castlevagina Jewflix adaptation but never gave a shit about the games or anime for that matter, really makes you think.
a28ede No.16235418
>terrible story
>non-existent worldbuilding
>plot holes within the 2 sentence plot
Everyone played this game to stab the cyclops in the eye.
There's literally nothing other than Gran Soren and a couple of countries that only exist in name, what the hell is this even going to be about?
9ed4e5 No.16235423
>>16235405
>I have barely if ever seen anyone praise that show, unless you're equating one anon liking it to mean the whole board does, in that case /v/ loves Halo.
I have to second this. Although /co/ is pretty ban happy.
9ed4e5 No.16235443
>>16234357
>All of said shop owners are straight, white men who dislike women and proceed to rape the female comic writer multiple times until they make a deal where they'll stop raping her in exchange for her service in creating comic books for them to read because they have already read every book in the shop and now they want new material.
>until they make a deal where they'll stop raping her in exchange for her service in creating comic books for them to read because they have already read every book in the shop and now they want new material.
>creating comic books for them to read because they have already read every book in the shop and now they want new material.
<I HATE WIMMEN BUT I WANT TO READ YOUR GARBAGE!
>>16233566
>Oh by the way guys, that same faggot is working on a Devil May Cry Netflix animation and is trying to get the rights to animate Berserk.
They are going to shoehorn the Order of the Sword to push another anti-Christianity message.
2a3f4e No.16235506
e517c8 No.16235540
>>16235382
Considering their finances, they can't afford to hire good creators. Netflix burned through 3 billion dollars last year, and to pay for their programming they racked up more than 12 billion dollars in debt. It's an unsustainable business model, and the only reason Netflix is still around is because their stocks are artificially overvalued by naive investors pouring money into it due to the current bubble in the stock market, which is starting to come to an end, and when the next recession hits, everyone will realize that the emperor has no clothes nor had any to begin with.
22c4eb No.16235670
>>16235654
>emo hair
Should be black hair then.
5658da No.16235671
>>16235654
Pick a gun and kill yourself for playing a shitty chinese knockoff MMO of a single player game.
60a84e No.16235861
>>16235540
> the only reason Netflix is still around is because their stocks are artificially overvalued by naive investors pouring money into it due to the current bubble in the stock market
And because (((some))) of these investors see it as a good propaganda tool regardless of whether it makes a profit.
2f91d7 No.16235863
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16235382
Well, there is Green Eggs & Ham that, for $$$, its gonna be a full season, even tough the tale is around a bunch of pages only. But thing is that looking at trailer, it looks well animated, for some dumb reason…Why this series get that much animated and that big budget, compared to more ambitious & pretentious shit Netflix released before (Neo-Tokyo, Castlevania, etc…). Its a fucking Dr. Seuss mini-series, and yet it get a notably bigger big budget & effort than Castlevania. Why? I dont know.
6ef309 No.16235865
>>16235863
>why does one of the most well known children's book which has extreme nostalgia value for millions of people get more attention and budget than some adaptation of a game far fewer people even know exist
Gee anon, beats the hell out of me.
379a64 No.16236093
What's Japan's obsession with cycle of existance and breaking/continuing the cycle. Is it based on actual Shinto or other religious mythology?
2e0052 No.16236173
File: fa82e4baffbeeb6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dragon's Dogma Screenshot_….jpg)
>>16233342
Honestly, if I were to pitch them a Dragon's Dogma story, it'd be the online one, and the twist is the supposed savior dragon everyone worships is actually the villain for abdicating his duties, and allowing the world to fall to stagnation. Goddamn, he must have a fuck ton of hearts. Kind of reminds me of someone.
2e0052 No.16236203
>>16233425
It may yet be early enough to tell the writer to stop such faggotry. Dragon's Dogma is about a Nietzschian struggle being the source of all life, we don't need any Catholic fanfiction crap in it.
3d21d7 No.16236211
>>16233815
>muh contrarians
>calls REimagined 2 a remake like all the other NPCs when even crapcom doesn't do so
3d21d7 No.16236216
>>16236211
I refreshed every fucking tab after removing that stupid flag from the AC thread yet it still shows up everywhere what the fuck.
ebfc89 No.16236235
>>16233342
I want this timeline to end already.
f6f8a3 No.16236240
>>16236216
You have to make a post without the flag, it stays on by default.
2e0052 No.16236286
>>16233662
It was the implications in the game's cosmological setting about the eternal ring, and other worlds with their own arisen, and pawns being, and the fact you could make knife eared humanoids that didn't exist in Gransys, but probably do in other worlds that made people's minds go wild with their own imaginations.
The franchise is perfect for making game after game, of original world's, and characters that needn't connect save the Eternal Ring, and becoming the Seneschal to take care of your world.
ebfc89 No.16236295
>>16233566
T-they're not going to purchase a 2hu license, r-right?
2e0052 No.16236332
File: 763ecd04db7493a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.24 MB, 960x2797, 960:2797, twice as long and harder w….jpg)
2e0052 No.16236348
>>16233848
Only if they're comical death badger striders.
0b29e5 No.16236365
>>16236295
ZUN has yet to permit an official 2hu anime, and a big budget production would run counter against the doujin spirit. There's no way he'd permit creative license to a giant corporation like Netflix. If there ever came a time where he'd allow an anime, I'm sure he'd more likely go for a Japanese company.
e1ba2e No.16236385
The anime Netflix funds is allright so who knows? Maybe this will be good.
2e0052 No.16236408
>>16234461
>At least the Dragon prince is well written.
0b29e5 No.16236416
>>16236385
>The anime Netflix funds is allright
2e0052 No.16236469
>>16234667
That would be catastrophically dumb.
CREATING your pawn is your first act of Creation, capital C. It's your training wheels for becoming the Seneschal, God. The numerous Pawns imply an infinite number of worlds with their own Arisens who either succeed or fail in becoming God.
1efe67 No.16236490
>netflix anime
I don't like how western hipsters are getting involved with anime. There should be no soy in anime.
3505e5 No.16236493
We all know anime adaptations of manga, games and light novels are literally nothing but advertisement. I doubt I'll watch much of the DD anime but I do basically with 99% security believe that DD2 is going to be in production.
3505e5 No.16236503
>>16233425
I'm not sure, but I think this might be a plot point that got cut from development from DDDA.
2e0052 No.16236510
>DRAGON'S DOGMA ANIME FAILS
>CRAPCOM: L O L "guess they don't rike Dragon's Dogma!"
>Dragon's Dogma 2 cancelled
958041 No.16236522
>>16236490
>there should be no soy in a product from the country that is a mass producer of soy products
1efe67 No.16236560
>>16236522
Asians seem to be immune to the effects of soy, though. Maybe not their women, but feminine women are nice.
60a84e No.16236575
>>16236560
That's because they process it.
958041 No.16236580
>>16236575
They eat plenty of it simply served steamed or cold.
1f34d4 No.16236596
>>16236560
>feminine women are nice
Do tomboys count?
2e0052 No.16236606
>>16233342
THIS IS THE FUCKING PLOT OF DRAGON'S DOGMA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJK-dcTa_rg
WHY DO WE NEED FUCKING SEVEN DEADLY SIN DEMONS!?
3505e5 No.16236607
>>16233621
>that girl's scottish or whatever accent
I don't care about the animation or anything. Every frame could be drawn with crayons. Im watching this just for her.
15efd7 No.16236622
>>16236596
Tomboys are objectively gayer than traps.
3505e5 No.16236635
>>16236622
yeah man liking girls is so totally gay.
15efd7 No.16236644
>>16236635
Girls that try their best not to look feminine and that don't act feminine? Yes, that is gay.
2c1399 No.16236653
>>16236622
>Wanting to fuck a girl is gayer than wanting to fuck a guy.
Your fucking retarded.
dd3cee No.16236655
>>16236617
Damn, I thought that was a shota from a distance…
40a83b No.16236656
>>16236622
>tomboy yuri
>bad
5a3484 No.16236661
>a man challenged by demons who represent the seven deadly sins of humans
This has nothing to do with the game.
>>16236093
Buddhism is all about breaking the cycle of reincarnation and ceasing to exist, dissolving in the void of nothingness.
1f34d4 No.16236665
>>16236656
Here's a quick refresher: Tomboys are for
>Getting in fights with her
>Playing sports with her
>Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
>Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
>Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
>Flipping her back over so that you state into each other's eyes
>Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
>Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
>Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
>Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
>Holding them close and telling her you love her Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
>Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
>Patting her head
>Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
>Holding her hand in public
>Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
>Buying her sexy black lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
>Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
>Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
>Introducing her to your parents
>Marriage
>Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
>Gently laying her down on the bed
>Whispering into her ear how much she means to you whole caressing her toned body
>Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
>Raising a new generation of tomboys with her
>Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things tomboys are for.
2c1399 No.16236673
With all this talk of Tomboys I feel I need to add this.
If you do not want to breed with Makoto your a stinking faggot
1aa76d No.16236677
>>16236665
tomboys are for faggots in the closet, it's why they need to make up all these other reasons why they like these substitute men.
"I just wanna play video games with my partner and have him hold me in his strong arms"
"I mean her arms."
b3dbe0 No.16236681
>>16236673
but muh pure aryan genetics don't mix with chink puss
5a3484 No.16236691
>>16236673
She looks dirty and boring.
Latifa on the other hand, now that's a real girl.
009696 No.16236696
>>16233497
You know the first to renounce Jesus were Jews and to this day are still doing whatever in their power to deny his Word of Logos.
26a9f1 No.16236710
>>16236680
Sure, they'll be strong, but the females will also be unattractive. It's a trade off.
ae3a9e No.16236727
>>16233669
I hope that anime isn't full cg garbage. The Kingdom animation hurts me to this day.
009696 No.16236734
>>16236703
Those Jews stopped being Jews, and anyway you know which Jews I'm talking about, those that are told they are under different rules, those who are told to cheat the system, those who are told to turn everything upside down, those who are told they are the chosen superior race.
3505e5 No.16236737
>>16236677
you have no idea what you're on about
1aa76d No.16236761
>>16236737
I do have an idea, the latest meme fetish. You were fetishizing fast food mascots a few years ago weren't you?
1635e2 No.16236770
>>16234783
>I notice a lack of actual arguments and a surplus of indignation and arrgoance.
b3dbe0 No.16236774
>>16236770
>fedora is an insult
yer a fag
5a3484 No.16236782
>>16236761
>latest meme fetish
This could be right, I haven't seen this many tomboyfags before 2018 or so.
It just kind of exploded last year and suddenly everyone is into tomboys.
2bfa17 No.16236784
>>16236761
God this is pathetic…look, you just don't understand. It's a real attraction, and these people really exist. Let me guess, you're a lolicon…? Truly sad. Tomboys are precious and must be embraced, they deserve it. Fucking creep pedo.
d82939 No.16236786
>>16236782
Came about because of all the trap spamming
1aa76d No.16236789
>>16236782
last year it was ara's or "christmas cakes." Fad fetishes are truly cancerous. It's everywhere, cuckchannel, twitter, you name it. Where do you think they infiltrated from?
>>16236784
what the fuck is with these people
1635e2 No.16236796
>>16236774
Das rite straight boy
97c090 No.16236801
>>16236789
>aras are a fad fetish.
I'm sorry, what?
5a3484 No.16236808
>>16236784
You sound pathetic, mate.
The lolis mock you.
97c090 No.16236810
>>16236784
>elipsis
>shaming of lolicon
Fucking redditors, fuck off
1aa76d No.16236816
>>16236801
a fad on its way out. You fell for a meme, you'll be all alone soon.
17783b No.16236820
>>16236737
The one in the middle probably has a dick
1635e2 No.16236822
>>16236789
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>I-IT'S JUST A MEME
lol make me bitchboy
5a3484 No.16236838
>>16236824
>watch her undress
>not banging her in her room
Weak.
1635e2 No.16236849
>>16236838
>He has to go after lolis because tomgirls would be too much for him
8896e6 No.16236867
>>16236849
This. Fuck these fucking pedos. Tomboys are in, and they're taking over.
6a9598 No.16236869
>>16236849
>He has to go after tomgirls because real girls would be too much for him
ccf1a6 No.16236873
>>16236867
He said tomgirls not tomboys you illiterate fag.
2c1399 No.16236886
>>16236681
I bet your a stinking Britbong.
5a3484 No.16236913
>>16236903
I sincerely hope you are not posting that idiot seriously.
d34309 No.16236924
>>16233342
>not a single loli
This shit can fuck right the hell off
749ea8 No.16236937
>>16233497
>>16233503
This anon is part right but the show IMO is still shit. with pandering such as this
>>16233523
But the Catholic Church was really just a really shit corrupt circle jerk between a bunch of western European nations, which sounds nice in theory but like the United Nations, they are ready to stab each other in the back as quickly as possible and excommunicate a potential rivals within the Church and kill them with just as much efficiency.
And then they'll bitch about how their heretical demons when they don't lay down and die to their weak soyboy Crusaders that stayed behind instead of going on a glorious crusade in Jerusalem.
So although they did some good things, fuck the catholic church.
5a3484 No.16236945
>>16236916
>/pol/ are now the jews of 8ch, spreading their disease everywhere
The irony is palpable.
4c428d No.16236975
>>16234323
That's what kills all humanity as a result of fighting the demons and each other.
aad487 No.16236980
>>16236490
Netflix funds Japanese studios to make content for them. Also they are active in Japan. Of all the streaming services Netflix is the least American.
151fe9 No.16237013
>>16236774
I too am proud of sucking cock, SCIENCE
1635e2 No.16237137
>>16236869
>real girls
>struggle for a few seconds then give up
O K R E T A R D
402046 No.16237166
>>16236928
>>16236915
>Anime is the festering swamp of semetic influence. It is a corner stone of Orinetal sodomy.
>Stop masturbating yourself over cartoons and actually talk about video games this time.
1efe67 No.16237191
>>16236980
Yeah, I know. It's terrible. Worried about future of nipland.
588e1f No.16237203
FIRST TRAILER IS OUT
I REPEAT
FIRST TRAILER IS OUT
IT'S POZZED AS I THOUGHT
DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU'RE EATING
6b01a1 No.16237262
>>16237203
Give me sauce anyways or I'll just assume that you're lying and are just fishing for (yous).
4ebb71 No.16237291
>>16237203
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
36996f No.16237310
>>16233461
>anime avatar
>"elizabeth"
that's a tranny.
36996f No.16237327
>>16233615
>>16234357
reality is worse than any kind of satire I've noticed.
f6f8a3 No.16237407
>>16237327
Was any of Godspeed's later music good? I never listened to anything past Lift Your Skinny Wrists
abb61d No.16237460
>>16233342
A netflix adaptation… just fucking kill me now
3d21d7 No.16237467
>>16236560
>>16236575
I remember someone on /pol/ a while ago talking about how they used to use Magnesium in the process of fermenting their soy products before the war, and due to (((reasons))) they stopped afterwards despite complaints about taste. Though despite possible damage in that regard, soy is more natural in East Asian diets, and not natural at all to Europe.
>>16236874
>/pol/
>inviting reddit
Stop pushing this revisionist meme you fucking cocksucker.
>>16236934
No fuck off nigger there are too many anime hating goons these days.
3d0f60 No.16237579
>>16233342
So the Sensechal willed the world into being? Do they have to will themself into being at the same time since they came from the world too?
9f3247 No.16237595
>>16237460
>just fucking kill me now
c6f70d No.16237663
>>16236949
>being an idolater
Don't forget to make animal sacrifices to your saint shrine you fucking spic.
ed2dd3 No.16237680
>>16235417
I suspect that it is SotN fags. It hits all of right notes for it to be loved modern faggots.
>muh sympathetic villains! Who cares that nothing about it makes sense.
>Let's show how Lisa got arrested by the meanies at the church.
>Let's show a pendant with Dracula's face in it.
>Let's not have pendant be relevant to the story in any way.
>This scene that adds nothing to the story is important in this 8 episode show.
0dc1a8 No.16238030
>>16236710
>Sure, they'll be strong, but the females will also be unattractive. It's a trade off.
It's just that they don't wear make up.
696f56 No.16238393
So, I've been so busy these two last days I didn't even had any time to show my disgust.
I guess they are going to go the Online route and have many Arisens? missing the point of the original game completelly.
166b7f No.16238650
>>16236816
no, I always liked christmas cakes, I don't know what you're going at.
44bd4f No.16238665
>>16237137
>implying tomdykes are real girls
If she's male in spirit, she's not a girl, faggot.
166b7f No.16238669
>>16238665
does that mean traps are not gay because they're female in spirit?
1c4f81 No.16238675
>>16233342
>Castlevania
>The Witcher
>Devilman
>Dragon's Dogma
Kikes hunt in packs, Arisen!
8a239a No.16238710
>>16233494
This
Fucking Resident evil Monster hunter and dragon’s dogma?
Fucking stop
8a239a No.16238726
>>16233579
Why can’t they just have regular niggers?
I can deal with an out of place Brooklyn nigger played up for comedy like an Martin lawrence Black knight but no they gotta go full diversity checklist
21ae15 No.16238760
>>16233426
>A story about one person's ascension through the Nietzschean Will to Power to become the Ubermensch
Yeah that isn't going to fly on pozz'dflix.
21ae15 No.16238771
>>16233566
>Berserk
Won't happen, but the temerity of that cunt still makes me mad.
696f56 No.16238912
>>16238710
Monster World isn't that bad. Just a perpetual easy mode compared to the original.
I like the openworldness of the game, I just miss more monsters like the raptors of Tri.
696f56 No.16238916
>>16238726
So you love Disney and having niggers in all the european stories of their live action adaptations?
94eebb No.16244826
Try to think of this in a positive light. Maybe we'll get extra lore on how the world of Dragon's Dogma works. And besides, Itsuno already said he was going to make either DMC5 or DD2. So now his availability for DD2 is open… it'll come as a next-gen console game. Hopefully PC at launch this time.
1efe67 No.16244858
>>16238771
>Won't happen
How can you be so sure?
94eebb No.16244871
>>16233566
What was wrong with the Castlevania netflix show?
c0e07e No.16244900
>>16234221
>make anti violence show
>make it as violent as possible
I had to avert my eyes for a bit in the first episode cuz it was that ridiculous
f9ebc6 No.16244930
>>16244900
That's the whole point. Real life isn't rainbows and sunshine, you dumb nigger faggot.
6b01a1 No.16245032
I wouldn't mind as long as its not shit, but the trainwreck that was the Castlevania adaptation is making me extremely cautious and not too opimistic about it, it looked pretty but it pretty much was the Dragonball Evolution of Castlevania.
Normalfags would definitely eat that shit up all willy nilly though.
>>16237266
I didnt get the joke the first time I saw his post, oops.
>>16238912
The casualization sucks too, but the game seems easier than 3U/4U to me for some reason, maybe because of what weapons or the armor sets we use I guess?
I can never get speedrunner-tier skills no matter what I tried, buffing the shit out of my weapons and wearing similar armorsets dont do shit for me
9dac91 No.16260448
>>16237540
And mark had a literal reddit account he used to shill /v/. Shit was different early on when we were fighting constant ddos attacks and shills flooding the site with CP to fuck 8chan out of hosting and Google.
1ecb65 No.16261265
>>16233461
>look up dragon prince
>looks like a weird shit tier animation for porn that'd I'd complain about but still enjoy
Better than the majority of crap on Netflix though
fb3a3b No.16261310
>>16233342
Ok I'm done, I'm ready to summon the meteor. We humans have existed for too long.
f4ce84 No.16261369
>>16261310
if dubs, then israel becomes ground zero
2f91d7 No.16261502
>action adventure about a man challenged by demons who represent the seven deadly sins of humans.
>Demons
<Daimon
NO, DONT YOU DARE TO RUIN DAIMON, NETFLIX
I can already imagine they using Daimon as bad guy or something like that, just to not make effort in making original content, and so get the HEY REMEMBER DAIMON FROM THE GAME, MY FELLOW GAMERS?!
Daimon is one of the best bosses in recent gaming, and BTFO of most of Dark Souls bosses, and now he will be pozzed & screwed by some californian/Jewyorkers NPCs who have never touched the game ever, or any RPG at all.
17783b No.16262134
>>16237327
>reality is worse than any kind of satire I've noticed.
239410 No.16263446
>>16262134
Source of that page, please?
a50b87 No.16263515
>>16261502
>one of the best bosses in recent gaming, and BTFO of most of Dark Souls bosses
I guess if you like HP sponges
It was a sweet concept with good presentation, that's about it
407750 No.16266222
>>16261265
it's tumblr trash but decent. don't get hooked on it
b78893 No.16267211
>>16233417
FUCK IT
I chose chaos long ago, let's see where this trainwreck leads!
d34309 No.16267230
>>16263515
>HP sponge
But he takes like 30 seconds to kill
a50b87 No.16267258
>>16267230
Maybe on the first lap, when all he does is a few street fighter moves while you whale on him
Though I could just be salty because my last full run was as a warrior
000000 No.16267290
>shit game gets cuckime made
Why did a thread have to die for this?
0d9d74 No.16267295
>>16233417
I want the 90s back, even if in retrospect they were kiked as shit it's nothing in comparison to what we have today.
d7ab3e No.16267355
>>16263446
That's Alan Moore, being a overrated jackass as usual. Comic is "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century 2009"
dee5ac No.16267394
>>16233497
I'm happy to find /v/ is more catholic than /pol/ nowadays. What a great please.
d34309 No.16267460
>>16267258
Well yeah, warriors basically can't fight shit. Strider absolutely melts his face though. Magick Archer literally with immolation+thousand kisses.
696f56 No.16267501
>>16267355
And butthurt because of Harry Potter.
7b750b No.16267571
Capcom USA will be attending E3 this year.
4858d0 No.16267628
>>16266222
I heard next seasons will add more homos!
101191 No.16268093
>>16267501
He’s not wrong though harry’s an idiot who does nothing but get manipulated by other people.
696f56 No.16269256
>>16268093
Still, he is a hack faggot.
What he did to Lovecraft's work is a fucking sin.
43654a No.16272721
>>16233342
>Picked the image
>Scroll to the top to reference the OP
>The /V/ banner is a giant Emil.
This is a sign.
f0a85c No.16274349
>>16233615
>Garth Ennis
>writing Castlevania
Dipshit, the writer of Castlevania is Warren Ellis, you falseflagging faggot don't even know jack shit, commit suicide and stream it for us and I'll edit the Hara-kiri from MK: Deception over your an hero, just for you faggot.
d11920 No.16274383
>>16233492
>low frame 2D animationanimation
This is pretty stupid, anon. The quality of 2D animation doesn't depend on the amount of frames unlike 3D trash. For years animators have mastered techniques to not only deal with low frames, but also make it work better than it would with many frames.
For example, Skullgirls, although looks nice because of the autistic amount of frames each character have, could have been done as good and dynamic with way less frames, the devs just burned money. In contrast, many games with low frame animation look fantastic, like Shanoa's backstep animation that looks pretty dynamic despite being 4 or 5 frames long. Hell, same with megaman's running animation.
Im fact, some 3D games use traditional animation techniques that improve how they look, like most Arc Sys games, or that Jojo game that had the models stretch their limbs unnaturally and off camera just to achieve the jojo poses.
People that complain about low framerate in classic animation are fucking retards. Netflix shows like castlevania have far worse problems than animation, even when the animation was indeed bad, but not because of fucking framerate.
6832b2 No.16274772
>>16234629
>medium rare
no man, it's well done to the point of boot leather you've gotta watch out for
d83755 No.16286526
Talk about it, how do I install the xp balance for that difficult mod?
c0b66d No.16286917
>>16233342
Are you fucking retarded? Itsuno just finished working on DMC5, give him time.
b4cdb3 No.16286922
>>16286917
Capcom lost faith and yanked the rug out from under him once, are you certain they won't do the same if this trash flops?
c0b66d No.16286930
>>16286922
You faggots are Jaded beyond belief.