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0e7bbb  No.16112541

Can we be frank for a moment? This is one of the worst games in the entire Mario series. When it first came out, it was actually a pretty good game for the time, but this game has aged like shit.

>actually has options to make Mario invincible if you are so shit

>the fucking p-wing suit

>shit overworld

>constantly bland levels

>3D Mario game but plays exactly like the 2D games

>shit modern Mario galaxy art style

>plays it as safe as possible

>game hits the fan in terms of quality when you reach the first ending

Why do people still think this is good?

cd3817  No.16112558

The one extra area post game was pretty hard.

Didn't make up for how bland and easy the game before it was


9126e3  No.16112564

I think it looks cool and I really wish they would port it to switch.


52395c  No.16112572

But my name is not Frank. Get this otherkin fluid name bullshit a rest, faggot.


f358bd  No.16112590

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>>16112541

>actually has options to make Mario invincible if you are so shit

>the fucking p-wing suit

None of that matters. It doesn't effect you if you don't use it. Remake 2 has a journalist mode. I don't care, I play on hardcore.

>shit overworld

>constantly bland levels

>shit modern Mario galaxy art styl

>plays it as safe as possible

That's like your opinion man.

>3D Mario game but plays exactly like the 2D games

That's the whole point nigga.


1ef1e2  No.16112746

>>16112541

It was pretty easy mostly but it has it's hard moments, especially in extra areas. I don't know why they have to keep doing dumb shit like the cat costumes, I don't like that at all. Just make Mario 64 movement controls, make it all HD and modern, and give us a lot more levels. I would fucking murder a child for a "Mario 64 2 HD".

Odyssey is easily my least favorite Mario anything, below even the Virtual Boy Mario Tennis. It's absolute shit and I hate Cappy. I honestly can't tell if it's Nintendo that's out of touch or me. I feel like it's designed for kids and maybe I just shouldn't care about this kind of game as someone in his 30's.


0e7bbb  No.16112792

>>16112590

>big Lebowski reference

that's pretty reddit tbh. It's not even that I don't get the reference or I don't like the movie, but that isn't clever or funny. Seriously, it's exactly what someone on Reddit would say.

The game plays like shit. The circle pad is complete garbage for a game like Mario. it's an overglorified D-pad, and for a game that is supposed to require precise platforming (which is key in the later levels), it works horrifically. It feels horrific to use. You shouldn't even worry about eyestrain from the meme 3D on the 3DS, it's the circlepad that will truly cripple you. It doesn't say much when Super Mario 3 had a more complex overworld, and the entire game is totally linear. Point A to Point B. I breezed through the game in a couple days, playing maybe 7 hours total. Also, PWing suits and invincibility are autistic as fuck, in an single game. it doesn't matter if you use it or not, it's embarrassing. Get better, or don't play. In this case, don't play. Can you even recall the streetpass functions? Seriously? Fire Emblem had people's parties appearing on your game, Animal Crossing had a shitload of stuff. There is nothing here. No replay value whatsoever. It's completely vapid of anything unique, anything revolutionary. No Mario game has followed in this games footsteps, and no game will, because it's a boring and dull game with absolutely nothing to offer. Even the game engine is boring. The physics are horrible.


5b45df  No.16112835

I agree 100% OP, that game was total horseshit. I don't know if it's Miyamoto being too old and worn out to create something new, but both 2D and 3D Mario are just boring crap nowadays. It's either the same fucking nostalgia pandering levels, or weird new shit (Odyssey) that doesn't mesh with Mario at all. I think people still like it the same reason fans in other series still like their shitty entries, low standards and having the visual elements of what they like. Funny enough, I think Mario Kart symbolizes how well the main Mario games are doing, since it pulls all the material from mainline games to make courses, characters, powerups, etc. The fact that people are expecting Smash Kart should tell you how rotten Mario games have become. Nintendo has to dip into other games to get good stuff now for their Kart racer.


8130c2  No.16112845

>>16112541

It was much much better then 3D world because it actually had some platforming in it. Bowser fights were interesting too.

>Mario galaxy art style

Did you even play the game.


a2299a  No.16112942

it's shit, I couldn't finish it

and then they made odyssey with that fucking hat gimmick

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS OTHER CHARACTERS YOU FAGGOTS

only nintendrones will defend it


bf66ef  No.16113083

Wrong, it is a good game


aacd32  No.16113086

Having to hold a run button in the 3d games was a horrible mistake.


eb30ec  No.16113106

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>>16112541

>actually has options to make Mario invincible if you are so shit

>the fucking p-wing suit

You get punished even if that suit just appears and you dont use it. You cant get 5 shiny stars once you 100% the game.


2f0d84  No.16113779

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>>16112541

>3D Mario game but plays exactly like the 2D games

This is exactly why I liked it. I've never really enjoyed the other 3D games, they're massively overrated.


94cb8c  No.16114045

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>3D Mario game but plays exactly like the 2D games

That's what makes it good you fucking retard. 3D Mario collectathons are and were always garbage for fucking stupid babies who were born after the N64 came out. All of your opinions just demonstrate what a shit-sucking taste cancerous faggot you are. Was there ever a point in time when people on this board actually had good taste in games and weren't half literate dipshit apes who think their narrow-minded opinions formed through years of playing garbage games actually matter?


30088b  No.16114660

This game convinced me to sell my 3DS.

I never thought a mario game would bore me, but it did.

The only noteworthy level I liked was 5-3 I think?

It was an ice land area and was very large with tight ropes around.

I never really bothered to finish it and never felt the urge to do it either.


966287  No.16123698

I agree, OP. Something about it didn't click when it was new but it's aged fucking horribly. No one brings it up anymore for a huge amount of reasons.

>>16113083

>>16113779

>>16114045

Faggots with absolute shit taste detected


94cb8c  No.16123798

>>16123698

Retarded zoomer whose opinions are worthless detected.


99e3f3  No.16123969

>>16112541

It was okay to pass the time, but goddamn was it piss easy. I think by the end I had close to 100 lives stocked up from never dying and getting 1ups from finishing levels by grabbing the top of the flag poles. 3D World was a bit better but it's still just random small floating islands in the sky. I know 64 had floating islands for some levels but they were way better designed. I mean, just one look at the Mario 3D Land picture and it reminds me of fucking minecraft with how blocky and retarded it looks. I just want Mario Galaxy 3. The planet/satellite physics were fun


966287  No.16126342

>>16123798

Stolen reddit memes, you sure showed me faggot.

You're still retarded and the game still sucks.




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