23da7e No.16098334
HELL I LIKE YOU KENNEDY, I WANT YOU TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER
YOU LITTLE JIGGALO, I GOT YOUR NAME, GOT YOUR GENES, YOU WILL NOT RUN, YOU WILL NOT CRY, YOU WILL LEARN THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, I WILL TEACH YOU, NOW GET ON HER BED!
PLEASE LEON, I KNOW SHES RETARDED AND HAS A BUTTERFACE BUT DO ME A SOLID AND FUCK MY CAT LADY SISTER SHE WONT STOP BRINGING ORPHANS HOME
ac7ad3 No.16098361
23da7e No.16098366
>>16098361
LEON PLS, I HAVE BEEN HOLDING HER BACK, IF YOU DONT SMASH THAT PUSS ITS ANOTHER RACCOON CITY AND I CAN'T HELP YOU ANYMORE!
46facb No.16098378
Impregnating Claire must be good but have you ever tried getting dubs?
aa9d18 No.16098386
0468e8 No.16098429
Claire isnt retarded!
Also, chris needs to create the ultimate lifeform by getting jill pregnant, imagine.
23da7e No.16098444
>>16098429
Claire is peanut butter tier autistic, Leon is too busy chasing that chinese triple agent poontang.
a02708 No.16098461
Claire is jewish so their kids would be jewish
5a0d34 No.16098490
>>16098461
how did you determine her jewish status?
0468e8 No.16098555
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>>16098444
Shes not autistic, just a dork.
c238c6 No.16098644
>>16098595
A masterpiece in our time.
60d03a No.16098651
>mfw don't get this because I don't play shit games
0caab5 No.16098680
>>16098651
>not knowing full metal jacket
They don't serve kentucky fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis here, nigger
98a77e No.16098683
507cfc No.16098689
hey buddy you've got the wrong room, the library is one floor down
5b5b1a No.16098694
Dat new claire button nose.
Resident Evil 2 coming up and literally kicking rvery horror game in the dick of this gen. Feels good man.
98ad97 No.16098696
Whaddaya buyin'? *Inject your sperm into her with the same intensity as a hand-cannon, Leon*
5b5b1a No.16098703
>>16098696
Ada stole his dna first with the kiss. There will be leon clones in resident evil 8 with adas face.
523418 No.16098708
With RE, should I play release order or is there something I should skip? I'm looking to stop being such a faggot who gets easily spooked by video games.
ffe7b8 No.16098710
>>16098708
Release is fine, someone who knows more about the spin-off games like Operation Raccoon City can comment on them.
c238c6 No.16098711
>>16098708
>REmake>REmake 2>RE3>RE4>RE7
the rest you can ignore unless you want to try the original 2 because its still different enough.
18c15c No.16098712
>>16098595
This is perfect!
0468e8 No.16098713
>>16098708
Depends, do you wanna see the progression of the series or play it inchronologi al order.
5a0d34 No.16098715
>>16098708
play 1-4 + CV and outbreak forget the rest
5b5b1a No.16098716
>>16098708
You can play them all in release order but the series gets really fucking stupid at RE5 and completely fucking derails, jumps the shark on RE6 and then takes its medicine in RE7.
You can ignore most of the side games as they dont really add much more than world building but some are certainly better than others. Survivor 2 for example is a somewhat competent game, Outbreak file 1 and 2 are extremely difficult for all the wrong reasons (AI is a fucker picking up key items).
If you are going to actually play the games in order do it like this:
REmake, RE2 (original), RE3, Code Veronica X (PS2 or Dreamcast either one's is fine), RE4, Rev 1, Rev 2, RE7, RE2make
523418 No.16098723
Thank you anons. Another question, Who the fuck thought Hunk was a good codename
5b5b1a No.16098727
5b5b1a No.16098736
>>16098723
Chris Redfield punches a boulder so hard it explodes. There is a lot of stupid shit in the series that the name Hunk is pretty fucking tame in comparison to some of the stuff the series as a whole does.
0468e8 No.16098737
>>16098715
>>16098716
>ignoring 5 in favor of 4
4 is a cuhrayyzee spinoff, 5 ends the original plot.
>>16098723
According to re3 director, it was a typo, he was originally called hank.
5b5b1a No.16098739
>>16098737
I ignore 5 purely by gameplay alone because I find the AI in both 5 and 6 absurdly annoying
I'll put this note: 5 is fun with a friend. 6 is just dogshit.
18c15c No.16098750
what is /v/'s thoughts on RE7 and is it worth a playthrough?
c238c6 No.16098755
>>16098750
lacks replay value but yeah.
18c15c No.16098758
>>16098755
I'll give it a pirate.
0468e8 No.16098759
>>16098750
A worthy game for the franchise, flawed but brought re closer to its roots, with remake 2 being survival horror again.
5b5b1a No.16098760
>>16098750
It's absurdly good in the beginning and becomes a shooting gallery by the end.
ffe7b8 No.16098761
>>16098737
5 is amusing from the concept of Chris going into africa and killing infected bushman niggers in the first chapters, it also has him do ludicrous shit like the boulder punching mentioned by the other anon and the final boss arena being a fucking volcano.
c238c6 No.16098763
>>16098761
>tfw sheva was cute as fuck but totally forgotten.
F
d83964 No.16098767
it is leon's retarded fate to have hapas
c238c6 No.16098776
>>16098767
You choice is autistic children with claire or half casts with ada.
Make the choice.
0468e8 No.16098782
>>16098763
Jill dispossed of her, chris only has 1 partner.
5a0d34 No.16098820
>>16098737
5s gameplay sucks ass, i dont know how but having ashley with you most of the game doing nothing is far better than sheva being with you the whole game and using up all of your shit, unless you get some mods that remove sheva and adds more enemies, its only fun for coop but even then there are rarely people willing to play and even less for the extra mods and mercs
5b5b1a No.16098827
>>16098820
Even then whoever has to play the character with the camera mounted on the wrong side has to suffer with shitty camera view.
Seriously. It's fucking awful and the AI is shit
b860f3 No.16098829
>>16098595
Holy fuck, source?
5a0d34 No.16098848
>>16098827
use the RE5 trainer and change the camera to wherever you want, or change alot of other shit too like characters and weapons you cant normally get in the story
5b5b1a No.16098852
>>16098848
Jesus christ the changes are substantial enough to make me look at it again.
I'm currently doing that with RE6 because I hate the camera in this game too. I'm just gritting my teeth and walking through it.
WHoever thought the pause button should be Pause Break on your keyboard was a fucking retard.
5a0d34 No.16098873
>>16098852
but the pause button is p?
heres the trainer
http://residentevilmodding.boards.net/thread/7832/resident-edition-ultimate-trainer-update
its pretty cool playing the game with the samurai edge, although you cant upgrade it and a few other weapons fuck up the game like the turrets. theres also some system about dodging and melee
5b5b1a No.16098889
>>16098873
In RE6 the pause button is Pause Break. I'm playing the game right now at least thats the default. And you cant change the settings when the game is pausd. You have to go in game hit escape then change the settings.
5a0d34 No.16098902
>>16098889
do people still play 6 coop?
5b5b1a No.16098909
>>16098902
Myself and my friend are about to.
Funny enough, I found people playing RE: OORC online for PC so. . . yes there are people but how much longer Capcom will keep the servers open is up in the air.
915684 No.16098934
>>16098909
I grabbed ORC in a sale and wanted to see just how terrible it is. The god-awful optimization kept putting me off, but I've since upgraded my computer. Not keen on suffering alone, though.
c238c6 No.16098982
>>16098934
You think thats bad?
I got Umbrella Corps on PSN for 99p. It wasn't worth that price
5a0d34 No.16099001
>>16098982
i got umbrella corps for free, how bad is it?
c238c6 No.16099005
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>>16099001
It feels like a vertical slice proof of concept to get funding for an alpha. It is the worst shooter i have played without hyperbole.
5b5b1a No.16099019
>>16099001
Its this really fucking bizarre game.
It's really really good looking but they somehow combined the following: Splinter Cell Blacklist (the weird covermechanics), Rainbow Six's First to Third person camera cover controls.
The best way to describe it is this weird ubisoft game from like 2008 called "The Club" where its this arena shooter meets this other game no one remembers from arcades called "Heavy Metal GeoMatrix".
Its fucking bizarre that it even got released. Seriously. Play it just so you can see the side show carnival that it is.
5b5b1a No.16099023
>>16099019
To piggy back off of this:
Resident Evil Outbreak File 1 and 2 are GREAT with multiplayer and voice chat if you can take the ass blastingly difficult time to get this shit to work.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=866267685
5a0d34 No.16099025
>>16099019
>the club
that game was pretty fun
a8fdbc No.16099047
>>16098829
Dunno, I only know that it is a parody of the song 'We Are!'. Prolly done that same anon who made this OC since the last thread and this is fresh outta whatever video editor he used.
60d03a No.16099063
>>16098680
Whiter than you will ever be, manlet.
>Muh everyone must have every 2 hour judaism seminar memorized
7dc05d No.16099074
>>16098723
Human
Unit
Never
Killed
5a0d34 No.16099079
>>16099063
>he cant repeat the entire plane scene at any time
0caab5 No.16099093
>>16099063
>disrespecting internet culture like this
You fucking nigger, you deserve to skull fuck a dead nigger, eat his watermelon filled with shit and suck on my hard cock
2f00b5 No.16099094
Leon should plant his seed to Rebecca.
ced30f No.16099099
>>16099094
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE REDFIELD LINE HAS TO BE PRESERVED
5a0d34 No.16099104
>>16099099
why cant chris plant his seed in rebecca then?
0468e8 No.16099106
ced30f No.16099110
>>16099104
FUCK MY SISTERO JDSAFICSAIFJPSDGJ)FSAD)GGIFUNVIOJSDVIJPDJPIDSF
c238c6 No.16099124
>>16099104
HES THE ONLY THING STOPPING MY SISTER TURNING INTO A CAT LADY!
60d03a No.16099145
>>16099079
I can actually, but I have never watched a second of the movie beyond that. I never will
>>16099093
Stay mad, midget.
5a0d34 No.16099188
>>16099019
wow its really shit
>>16099023
it'd be nice to play it online but pcsx2 runs like shit for me, i dont see why the just wont port it to PC already
c1a5af No.16099232
>>16098715
Was 0 that bad? I've yet to get around to it.
888497 No.16099244
This came out of nowhere, is this a Twitter meme?
c238c6 No.16099252
>>16099244
Wesker pls go, the Redfield line must be maintained by Leon fucking Chris's sister.
WETHER HE WANTS TO OR NOT.
7123ef No.16099258
5b5b1a No.16099263
>>16099188
No real demand to get it on PC. Very very very few people even played it online, we're talking somewhere between 10k to 100k people. If there was a port (which I doubt there ever will be) They need to add in in game text chat, a way to disable people from butt fucking the game/griefing the game puzzles, better AI support from taking key items and in game voice chat.
But as I said, there's no real fond memory of it. Its one of the early multiplayer PS2 games along with SEALs and other shit like that which people loved but. . . it was early days.
These days it'd probably have a better chance if released.
d8f929 No.16099275
>>16098334
I am overjoyed and devastated that this is presently the best thread on /v/.
1d32b9 No.16099310
>>16098761
>tfw no qt tribal girl to bleach.
life sucks man
7123ef No.16099321
>>16099301
>R34
That might be good to look at.
>It's all gay
Uhh…. no.
5a0d34 No.16099376
>>16099310
>AIDS infested Sheboon
no thanks
1d5af1 No.16099383
f7f2d9 No.16099394
That post about Chris buying Claire a red dress and telling her to speak vaguely chink words like "ching-chong" and "onegai" was funnier. As in not a complete shitpost.
e4254b No.16099421
>Claire is born in 1979
>Resident evil 7 takes place in 2017
Holy shit this is so sad. Claire is 38 and is a childless lonely woman who just spends her working her career. No wonder Chris is getting truly desperate. I don't need this in my life.
b860f3 No.16099432
e386fa No.16099445
>>16099421
She's got two years until her eggs are junk. That's not even a thousand days.
d81122 No.16099448
3dad2e No.16099451
Freeze! Put your fat cocks where I can see 'em!
9b2320 No.16099462
>>16098334
Why doesn't he just fuck his own sister?
a7ceb4 No.16099464
>>16099451
I genuinely can't believe they managed to make Sherry a 10/10 qt in RE6. and give her an infinite stun baton to taze your friend and get him killed
3dad2e No.16099465
>>16099462
>Why doesn't he just fuck his own sister?
3facae No.16099473
Haha, this was kinda funny a few days ago I think?
b860f3 No.16099474
403d0a No.16099479
>>16099275
it's been a while since i've seen someone's post being so completely wrong in every possible way
>>16099451
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9801af No.16099489
>>16098711
What about Code Veronica?
c238c6 No.16099518
>>16099445
WITH THE POWER OF THE G VIRUS AND LEONS PROUD, ARYAN SPERM WE CAN STILL CREATE THE ULTIMATE.BIO.WEAPON!
c238c6 No.16099524
>>16099489
until it gets its own REmake what about Code Veronica?
9801af No.16099525
Is it just me or does Chris spend half the series missing or otherwise being the one person other characters are looking for?
b0688e No.16099542
>>16098595
>>16098334
>cuckchan memes
You fags got banned didn't you?
5b5b1a No.16099545
>>16099489
Its worth playing. It'll probably never get a remake. If it does, cool, otherwise play it on ps2
46facb No.16099666
>>16099310
How would it feel raising a family with Sheva?
328e4a No.16099678
>>16099310
>tfw Capcom ruined RE5 with an update that removed the lasers for pc players
I’m still pissed
46facb No.16099686
>>16099678
Why would they do that? Did they add a crosshair or something?
22b0f0 No.16099689
>>16098651
Um, sweetie, this game is by capcom not some nazi dev so it's great.
05fa9f No.16099705
>>16098708
What everyone else said but also play RE6, it's not horror by any stretch of the imagination but it's a genuinely good action game.
1d5af1 No.16099709
>>16099705
>but it's a genuinely good action game.
Really? What's good about it?
cc7d69 No.16099724
>>16099709
I need to play more of RE6, you know dig deeper into it, since there is allot of mechanics and a shit ton of content.
but just the campaigns are hilariously over the top, it's just fucking insane. Worth playing just to see all the crazy shit that keeps happening.
5a0d34 No.16099737
>>16099705
>good action game
>more cutscenes that break up the action than max payne
>more interactive 3 second animations for everything
>slow as fuck first levels
just play mercs with the L4D2 cast its the only good thing about RE6
440c20 No.16099746
>>16098334
>not just fucking your own sister
Hey, wait a minute, are you some kind of cuckold?
05fa9f No.16099777
>>16099709
I fucking love the melee combat for one thing. I can't think of any other TPS I've played with such an interesting, satisfying melee system. When I play 6's equivalent of Mercenaries (I forget the exact name) I occasionally forget I have a gun for a few seconds when I first start playing. Stuff like Jake's hand to hand moveset and the counter/parry attack seem like a strange inclusion at first, especially for a shooter, but I'm really glad they're in the game.
I also really like how many movement options you have in 6 too, like side rolls or jumping onto your back and crawling along the ground while aiming or sliding (which also doubles as an attack). Its movement feels kind of like a slower, more "realistic" Vanquish.
Apart from that the enemy variety is also fantastic, the bosses are all so over the top that I found even the ones I didn't enjoy fighting that much hard to dislike and the game actually feels designed with co-op in mind (whereas I thought it felt like a very late, tacked on addition in 5). I also really enjoy how the characters are portrayed and it has content out the ass.
It could do with fewer walking sections and QTEs, it's not perfect by any means, but I thought its strengths more than made up for its flaws. I don't think it'd be anywhere near as reviled as it is if it wasn't called Resident Evil.
bb5c1a No.16099788
>>16098651
A shame, but mine are better.
cc7d69 No.16099796
>>16099777
Do you think it's better to just turn on unlimited ammo in the campaign or not, because it wasn't as bad in the other stories, but in Chris's campaign, I felt like I ran out of ammo allot, especially by the time I got to his last boss.
Like was I just doing something wrong?
05fa9f No.16099833
>>16099796
I had the same issue in Chris' campaign for a while. I think the issue was that I was playing it like it was a standard TPS rather than trying to conserve my ammo by using melee more often. I think at least part of the reason they gave the melee as much depth as they did was because they wanted to encourage some degree of ammo conservation.
Try using melee more often to conserve ammo and you'll probably have enough by the end. If not then yeah just turn on infinite ammo (as long as you still find it enjoyable that way).
6ed4ca No.16100021
>>16099145
>Not memorizing the dialog from the first Batman and Bane fightscene
I will fuck your skull, faggot and then I will break you
e298f5 No.16100033
>>16099421
>tfw 30
>tfw eggs are junk already
f7f2d9 No.16100045
>>16100033
Anons don't have to worry about eggs
440c20 No.16100048
>>16100033
children are overrated
get some cats
ae8407 No.16100049
>>16100033
Men don't lose eggs.
035cc2 No.16100059
>>16100048
I didn't think a bigger faggot than OP could exist, but there he is.
9b2320 No.16100066
>>16100059
He's right though.
3db53b No.16100107
>>16098708
Story-wise it goes like this:
RE0->RE1->Outbreak 1->RE2->Code Veronica->Outbreak 2->Survivor 2->RE3->Survivor->Dead Aim.
A lot of them are in fact happening at the same time but that's about it.
You don't need the side games to get what is happening in the main line games (1, 2, 3), but the side games aren't bad.
The story goes out of the window with RE4, RE4 is still a good game though, just fairly different. Then you can skip to 7 (which has nothing to do with the original but it's a good game).
You can play the remakes instead of the originals, they're not exact 1/1 copies but they're both very competently done.
46facb No.16100124
>>16099310
I just remembered that the first thing you see of Sheva during in the begining of the game is her ass. You see Chris checking something in his car, and then boom, Sheva's ass suddenly in full view.
24edfe No.16100146
>>16100107
Anon what the fuck?
3 happens before, during and after 2.
fd5b3c No.16100152
So where did this meme originate from?
db498e No.16100179
>>16100045
>Femanon
>But not actually
Oh no, OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO
2d9daf No.16100185
>>16100100
This is getting exciting
45ad57 No.16100188
>>16100045
>but not actually
Bullshit, that handwriting belongs to a girl
cbaaeb No.16100201
>>16100152
>being this new
c238c6 No.16100206
>>16100048
CLAIRE PLS JUST FUCK LEON
fd5b3c No.16100207
>>16100201
>calling someone new over a resident evil 2 remake meme that was created recently
db7c7f No.16100210
>>16100188
Are you ignoring the giant implant scars?
2b960b No.16100217
>>16100210
I must be blind, I don't see em.
db498e No.16100225
>>16100188
>Implant scars
>Tits have literally no give, there would be sagging near the bottom corners with how the torso is positioned
>Tits are too big to be that firm, and the edges, again, have no give
Step it up
110660 No.16100227
>>16100210
Let's be reasonable. Males accumulate fat in the gut-area and we don't see a lot of build-up there. Maybe she just got bigger tits, and it's not a tranny.
0543da No.16100229
>>16100048
This is a jew.
>>16100045
Unfortunately it's not possible to tell if this is a man anymore. When I was a kid, I was poisoned by the combination of environmental xenoestrogen and a single parent household. I had huge floppy gynecomastia until my early teens, whereupon I forcibly starved myself to get rid of them and the rest of my fat. They weren't attractive by any means, but they were fatty tissue where it isn't supposed to be on men. This could, unfortunately, be a tranny in the picture.
2b960b No.16100231
>>16100225
They're clearly implants, but I just don't see the scarring.
0543da No.16100237
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>>16100217
He means this, I think.
db498e No.16100242
>>16100231
They're pretty subtle, I'll admit, look to where the breast meets the lower rib
d5e4e1 No.16100279
ae0945 No.16100289
Is having a sister the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a sister. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raising and rearing a girl for at least 12-18 or so years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beloved sibling - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a sister, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 12-18 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
44cf41 No.16100290
>>16100237
Don't plenty of girls get implants nowadays?
9b2320 No.16100296
>>16100290
Plenty of girls (male) do.
44cf41 No.16100337
>>16100303
>>16100296
Yeah just looked at the stats, 300000 breast augmentation yearly in the US, about 1% of women. 1/100 chance that any given womem you pass has fake tits.
30064e No.16100383
6 had fucking awful campaigns which sucks because the mechanics had the potential to be used for so much more. I didn't even like Mercs as much because the scoring system encouraged you to sit on your ass and counter all day while dodging bosses until the very end. Honestly they should have made future melee focused RE games as a totally different series or spinoff while letting RE stick to it's own thing.
440c20 No.16100426
0543da No.16100454
>>16100426
Nah, you're just spreading jewish propaganda.
f7f2d9 No.16100474
Did nobody remember that Uncommon Time voice acting thread? January 26th wasn't that long ago.
44cf41 No.16100493
>>16100474
>going to Uncommon Time threads
cbaaeb No.16100501
>>16100207
>he doens't know
you need to go back
dc37ac No.16100674
>>16100383
Didn´t Resi 7 have a whole DLC committed to a melee character?
ca008c No.16100811
>>16098763
she lives in my heart.
1d32b9 No.16101162
>>16099666
>99666
Hail satan! ill raise an entire 10 child family with sheva and tel you how it felt.
>>16100124
for once, capcom knew what to focus on.
9b2320 No.16101225
>>16101162
She's ugly though. Delicious brown is better without the nigger face.
a10781 No.16101422
>>16098708
If you want the full story.
RE0, because never forget the Original Delta Team.
RE1
Original Re2.
RE2 remake is too cucked and changes too much to stay canon, it's shitty fanfiction dressed up as a half-assed RE remake.
RE3.
RE Outbreak.
RE Darkside Chronicles, if you want to know what happened to Leon after RE2.
Resident Evil Code Veronica
Resident Evil Survivor
Resident Evil Dead Aim
Resident Evil 4.
Resident Evil Degeneration
Resident Evil 5
Resident Evil Damnation
Resident Evil Revelations.
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil Revelations 2.
Resident Evil Vendetta
Resident Evil 7
Operation Racoon City ironically is more faithful to the storyline, despite pulling some severe bullshit at the end. Say hello to the new Delta Team.
Resident Evil Outbreak 2 is really wacky and contradicts itself a little, so yeah. MARVIN is the hero we deserve, but not the hero we can unlock without a Codebreaker.
080fe5 No.16101502
>>16098763
>totally forgotten.
I feel like she was swept under the rug after the accusations of racism that RE5 received.
>>16098595
I feel like the voice at the beginning was a guy who went by the name dook or something.
080fe5 No.16101546
>>16100033
My grandma had a late life baby at IIRC 40 something and that aunt is probably one of the most mentally sound out of all her siblings. Then again she had a different father then the rest.
b860f3 No.16101917
>>16101225
Jesus, turns out I'm not the only one here who remembers this semen demon, and her sensual little sister.
Wasted potential: The Game
It's all a downhill after Zerard, what a fucking shame. Also, zero, and I say ZERO character development/insight/social links/whatever for the crew after their respective planet is cleared and they get on the ship, something that Xenoblade did a gazillion times better.
60d03a No.16101964
>>16099728
I support your right to hang yourself.
>>16100071
No watch.
bb5aef No.16102265
>>16099445
Women's eggs go bad around 30 if they aren't pumping out kids constantly. Claire is long past expiration.
8dc6a6 No.16102302
>>16101546
It's not guaranteed that children born to older women will be messed up in some way, but the likelihood of it happening increases greatly with age.
One of the reasons we see so many kids being born with autism and the like these days is because women have put off having kids because they're pursuing "careers". After 30+ it just isn't the same for women.
9801af No.16102411
>>16102265
Not even for invitro and surrogate mother?
d8f929 No.16102427
>>16101917
It's a crying shame the gameplay for the last quarter to a fifth of the game is "spam skills repeatedly to one-shot the enemies before they can one-shot you". Still a decent RPG for the time, I don't think I'll ever replay my copy.
2e8e15 No.16102442
>>16099705
Mercenaries is pretty good but the campaigns are pretty bad.
a1217b No.16102458
>>16099737
Don't forget that you have cutscenes to show you things and enemies can still kill you during them. The base mechanics of the gameplay are good, but there is so much getting in the way.
bb5aef No.16102468
>>16102411
I'm not certain. I can't imagine it would be as good as a young, healthy mother though.
b0e945 No.16102471
>>16102265
Don't take biology lessons from muslims.
9801af No.16102472
>>16102468
I mean, the purpose is just using Claire's and Leon's genes after all, if it is just for screwing Claire still has a few good years.
bb5aef No.16102478
>>16102472
That's not how reproduction works.
9801af No.16102533
>>16102478
I have seen the surrogate mother procedure, although the problem would be Claire's expired eggs.
bb5aef No.16102545
>>16102533
You still get genetic taint from the surrogate, if the goal is to combine their genes then that wouldn't be a good option even if Claire's eggs were not rancid.
9801af No.16102552
>>16102545
I see, too bad then, only an artificial womb would solve it I guess.
9801af No.16102560
Which also reminds me, there is this study I can't find right now about "chimerism" that states that allegedly a woman who has sex with other men will still carry a small portion of their genetic "traces" which means she would permanently change her genetic makeup as time goes on and of course it would also affect their children.
9b2320 No.16102571
>>16101917
>>16102427
Yeah, I finally just finished it after giving up halfway through 2 times before. It was fun, even though it was full of anime cliches. I actually didn't have to use the screen clearing magic much until the last dungeon, probably because that's when the ultimate weapons start getting really outdated.
They should have just cut Deego and Jupis out entirely and focused more on your other members.
aaa4be No.16102809
>look up chris x jill stuff
>got stranded on gameFAGs of all places
<multiple threads beginning with autistic but comfy analysis of why chris and jill would/wouldn't be into fucking each other devolves into discussion of homoshit fanfic and calling out those who disagree with such pairings as Christian fundamentalists/Nazis/drumpf fanboys or whatever
>>16102560
I think the usual suspects are trying to bury that study because it can serve as scientific proof of the old custom (which by the way was an almost universal one among all cultures/religions) that women shouldn't be sluts. Or, they just don't care either way since if it means white women become more and more like spics and niggers over time, then so be it.
be900e No.16102829
>>16099244
cuckchan probably
>cuckchan niggers think they are any better then redditors
>cuckchan niggers don't understand that the meme is already all over twitter who pollute shit far worse then just redditors.
0d8b5b No.16102838
what the hell is going on in this thread?
9801af No.16103221
>>16102809
I saw that on a YT video first but I can't remember the channel or the general topic so I am unable to find it and then some sources.
46facb No.16103243
>>16101162
Everyone has the jungle fever for Sheva.
20fdab No.16103253
>>16102829
>He says as he posts on YouTube
It really pisses me off how quickly jokes can get beaten to death now. This isn't even that funny of a concept and now it's just going to be spammed in every fucking possible variation.
45dabb No.16103338
>>16098595
Leon wouldn't want an elliot rodger anyway.
5a0d34 No.16103339
>>16102829
>talks shit to a redditor about talking about 4chan outside of 4chan
>but its okay to talk about 4chan on other sites
i hate this shit, people have been doing it for years but it still gets me.
>go anywhere on the internets or into a game
>some faggot with a pepe pic is spamming kek and is meme arrowing
784eb8 No.16103437
>>16103339
I don't know what that shit is, but it makes me cringe up every time I see it.
>don't talk about our secret club!!!!11!1!!
These niggers are the same ones that spam facebook and twitter groups with "ebin memewar veteran" posts and probably brag about posting on the 4um to their group of normalfag friends in high middle school with no provocation.
5a0d34 No.16103444
>>16103437
yeah bro everyone should talk about 4chan 8chan and all the other chans outside of imageboards, myabe i can advertise the site on ebaumsworld or somethingawful!
face it talking about an imageboard outside of an imageboard has only done harm and brought endless newfags such as yourself to pollute the place
>4chan gets popular and people start talking about it outside of the site
>goes to shit instantly
>hasnt recovered ever since 2008
and now Q fags are coming here thanks to some LARP, how long till hotwheels shares the same fate?
784eb8 No.16103451
>>16103444
Do you have reading comprehension problems? I'm saying that these faggots are either hypocritical or are doing it as a "joke" because it's "ironic." They don't actually care about their shithole being overrun with redditfags or normalniggers.
67a03e No.16103452
>>16100289
I feel as though the pasta doesn't doesn't work when you change it into siblings.
ace1f3 No.16103458
>>16099689
>Um, sweetie
back to your 4um tbh
b860f3 No.16103655
>>16102571
Don't get me started on Deego, that "e621" looking bastard. I really, really didn't like Vedan, felt like a bad Futurama episode, that's the best way I can describe it. the nail in the coffin was the recompense for clearing Vedan story-wise, which was getting the space drow literally cuked to death and seeing the space elf Angela receive 14 inches of dog dick plus knot in every orifice, multiple times.
We could have got something like a space catgirl, but nu-huh. Yu want space catgur?!! Here's western furry fock yu!
Seriously, I lost a great deal of respect for the game after that, Not even the SPACE ARYAN TECHNOTRIBAL GOD DESCENDANTS reveal could save it for me.
db3ef7 No.16104403
>>16099542
How would you even know this was a cuckchan meme?
Oh yeah
5a0d34 No.16104730
>>16104403
WTF i ahte m00t NOW!
328e4a No.16104758
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
autistic girls are my fetish
ea1335 No.16104759
>>16104730
Not hating him since 2014
MODS
WE GOT A FAGGOT HERE
5a0d34 No.16104765
>>16104759
why arent you funding snack's transistioning? you now she's a good DJ nowadays
db3ef7 No.16104767
>>16104765
lol for real? is he a tranny now?
db3ef7 No.16104813
>>16104801
he looks like your typical attention whoring twitter faggot, but not a literal faggot
fea13a No.16104821
>>16104758
this girl is so fit; i always get a hard-on the moment she takes off the towel
7859eb No.16106456
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO HER
SHE'S AIMLESSLY WANDERING AROUND ABANDONED ORPHANAGES
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT A BUN IN HER OVEN
Holy shit though, the remake looks great with fixed camera angles. I'm gonna be really fucking disappointed if this never gets turned into a proper mod.
JUST KNOCK HER UP ALREADY LEON
LEON PLS
>>16104821
YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER, LEON?
CLAIRE WOULD DO THE PEANUT BUTTER THING FOR YOU
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GIVE HER YOUR NUT BUTTER IN EXCHANGE
YOU THINK ADA WOULD DO THE PEANUT BUTTER THING?
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE
SHE'D DO THE BARE MINIMUM TO SHIT OUT ONE RETARDED HAPA FOR YOU AND THEN SHE'D ESCAPE VIA GRAPPLING HOOK SO SHE COULD FOCUS ON HER CAREER
SHE'S CHINESE, LEON, THAT'S JUST HOW THEY ARE
I PROMISE YOU MY ALL-AMERICAN SISTER DOES NOT HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK OR A CAREER, SO GET OVER HERE AND FUCK HER ALREADY LEON
dcccf7 No.16106486
>>16104767
I used to think that he and moot were joking about wanting to be the little girl. How wrong I was.
5e7f7d No.16106610
>>16099005
What was the worst one you've played with hyperbole?
9a2184 No.16106620
>>16106456
I like this meme on multiple levels.
70e3ad No.16106736
>>16098595
Jesus fuck, I have no idea where this meme came from but I love it.
cc7d69 No.16106764
>>16099001
To be perfectly honest I pretty much loved everything about Umbrella Corps on a conceptual level.
Pic related
But to say it's a great game wouldn't exactly be truthful, it's missing basic ass fucking features, that all Multiplayer games should have.
There is NO text Chat and NO server browser, meaning unless everyone is using a mic, it's impossible to communicate in lobbies. and it's impossible to know if there are people in the regular Matchmaking, or the Special game mode Match making
If your waiting in one, you have no way of knowing if the only other 5 people who play the game are in the other type of lobby.
That's the main reason why I feel the game failed.
It's a cycle, it got bad reviews on Steam for missing standard multiplayer shit, then it gets bad reviews since not enough people play it, which leads to more bad reviews since no one is playing it…ect
If by some miracle your actually able to get into a match with 5 other people who actually understand how the games mechanics work then it can be allot of fun.
You can do all sorts of cool shit, Your able swap from 3rd to 1st person really organically, you have these melee weapons called Bariners which are basically ice picks you can use to climb up walls, Brainers are an insta kill if you hit another player with them, but if you see someone running at you withone you can time a melee attack at the right moment and your guy will counter the Brainer and shoot them in the face. but you can stop the counter by charging up the Bariner with heat, doing so will disable their counter and you'll pretty much melt it though their arm when they try to counter, and melt it into their face, the trade of is heating up the Brainer emits a high pitched sound giving away your position, meaning your much more likely to just get shot instead of countered.
Everyone has Zombie Jammers on their back making it so enemy ignore you but you can shoot other peoples Jammers so now they have to focus on both you and all the enemies around the level that are suddenly trying to kill them, if your jammer is destoried you can steal one from another players dead body.
Meanwhile all of this gameplay is happening in levels that take place across tons of RE games, The Mansion, The Police Station, Raccoon City, The Arctic Base, The Villages from RE4 and 5, the streets of Lanshiang, china from RE6, and a boat.
Each level has different people over the radio judging your performance.
It's very clear effort went into the game, it's just a damn shame the whole thing is so unrefined.
d83964 No.16106791
>>16104765
>wt snacks became a chav idiot
that's kinda predictable. wtf is wrong with his left bicep?
ea215e No.16106848
>>16098595
Is it wrong for me to want a mod that replaces Mr. X with Chris with either that song playing, or some anon reading out some good versions of the meme?
Sage for double post
60fcf8 No.16106872
>>16104801
>that image
Holy shit. This shouldn't make me so fucking empty inside, but it does.
1f6ae2 No.16106977
>>16106620
define to me your levels sir or madame
82072f No.16106989
>a meme gets posted
>people enjoy it
>crosssiter points out its from 4chan
>everyone insta hates it
b0e945 No.16107035
>>16106989
>(1) shows up to somehow pretend anons here hate Chrisposting
I know it's you Leon, quit wanking around.
8ccdda No.16107044
>>16099451
>stop playing RE after 4
>sherry birkin back? this is bullshit right
h-holy shit
b0e945 No.16107056
>>16107044
Yeah she's playable in 6. Too bad it's 6.
7eff10 No.16107071
>>16107056
6 is fantastic, get better taste
9801af No.16107078
>>16107044
She was just made into Jake's love interest/cumdumpster and was in no way as badass as Claire.
9801af No.16107082
>>16107071
Sure, just hammer the buttons and waggle the stick.
01e3ed No.16107210
>>16106989
We have a board here called DOOMER., and a couple of branches that have most definitely spawned from that shit hole, and several fucking interracial boards.
Everyone with balls left back in 2016 and now we have to deal with the cuckchanner infestation that's been going on since then. It's been like this for too fucking long. It's dead.
f14975 No.16107329
>>16099421
He still has time, dont give up hope
6fc576 No.16107395
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16104821
>>16104758
She has a youtube channel you can thank me later
6cc8c4 No.16107398
>>16098703
Ada wants Leon to fuck her brains out, this is why she drops her guard when it looks like Leon is seriously going to go for it.
117ae0 No.16107426
>>16107395
thx autistic PB girl
c7ce57 No.16107540
>>16100207
souljanon stop being a nigger
f1b9c0 No.16107641
DOES ANYONE HAVE A MAGNET LINK FOR RE 2 REMAKE?
fe1897 No.16107680
b0e945 No.16107709
>>16107641
Just, like, use the qbitorrent search engine.
b07bc8 No.16107808
>>16100045
>but not actually
>there is a clear cut on one of the breasts
Degenerates.
ee3248 No.16107934
>>16107783
That Ronald Mcdonald has got me rolling lmfao.
0d9847 No.16108069
>>16107783
These are great.
c7ce57 No.16109037
>small gag gets run onto the ground by niggers
Oh I see it now, horrors beyond comprehension
4a98a9 No.16109067
>>16100152
isn't there a macro somewhere with squall?
4a98a9 No.16109101
>>16109037
>>16109079
oh yeah the crash one; thats where it came from
6cc8c4 No.16109107
>>16109037
Consider how long Ctrl+Alt+Del was driven into the ground from Loss.
4a98a9 No.16109108
>>16109107
are you saying that CaD wasn't already garbage?
4a98a9 No.16109116
>>16109079
use different words for each macro
6cc8c4 No.16109122
>>16109108
Yes, but this is the bottom.
a21ceb No.16109151
>>16107395
>ded channel
fugg
b0e945 No.16109166
>>16109116
This, default text shouldn't really ever be used in this sort of case.
1f6ae2 No.16109227
>>16109116
>>16109166
Fuck off, i categorize this shit by name and throw it in one huge folder rather than making specific ones for it or saving the original file name and searching through endless hash numbers for images. I'm willing to drop the fag part but that sounds dangerously like effort at this point.
0543da No.16109265
>>16100290
Implying that makes mutilation acceptable? For fuck's sake, idiot.
0468e8 No.16109266
>>16109101
No, the original was the black and white version of >>16106620
b0e945 No.16109271
>>16109227
Talking about the contents, not the filenames you silly bugger.
1f6ae2 No.16109296
>>16109271
Oh; i didn't make any of this shit. Only thing i'm good for is saving and reposting.
59312e No.16109314
Is this the thread where I post it again?
899d88 No.16109333
>>16109314
Honestly find this amusing.
89621c No.16109366
>>16107641
fitgirl repack faggot
he's releaseing a newer one with a somewhat smaller size (only a few gb)
6cc8c4 No.16109375
>>16109314
The fact the this is actually canon to being ancient history of humans and pokemon makes this funnier for me.
94be8e No.16109413
6cc8c4 No.16109428
>>16109413
Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai it's in the middle of air right now so it's only 5 episodes.
94be8e No.16109438
>>16109428
>romantic comedy
Nevermind I guess. Thanks anyway.
b07bc8 No.16109451
12058e No.16109459
>>16109375
Wheres the catnip ?
This cat seems pretty pissed off.
6cc8c4 No.16109487
>>16109438
It's not a harem show so it's better then it appears. At the very least I've never scene this studio animating a show with so much effort put in before. btw second season of Mob Psycho 190 is airing as well prepare for the feels ride all over again
5a0d34 No.16109488
>>16109461
>soulja 1 and soulja 2
Whos the cat in the hat?
3217dc No.16109602
>>16098739
>5 is fun with a friend
Kind of a stretch, I powered through that one with my roommate in college. It was decent but definitely had its shitty moments.
05fa9f No.16109638
>>16098739
What in your opinion does 5 do better than 6? Both with & without a friend, I thought 5 was dogshit and 6 was pretty good. Even if I did think 5 was better than 6, I would still probably recommend 6 over it since it's relatively unique whereas 5 is just a much worse version of 4.
5a0d34 No.16109646
>>16109638
5 doesnt have constant breaks in gameplay and QTEs out the ass, you get to mow down niggers and fight wesker, you can use a bunch of different guns, upgrade them and collect trasure
b0688e No.16109667
>>16109646
How's the alone in Africa mod?
I fucking hate companion A.I
05fa9f No.16109685
>>16109646
5 definitely had QTEs out the ass. Plus, unlike 6, you can't turn them off and they became "harder" on higher difficulties. 6 shouldn't have walking sections, though, granted.
>you can use a bunch of different guns, upgrade them
You can do this in any other main RE, why is it a unique selling point for 5?
Treasure I'll grant you, but that (or any kind of currency) would be completely superfluous in 6 because it doesn't have a shop in the first place. And personally I don't count fighting Wesker as a positive since I found all of the fights with him incredibly underwhelming and restrictive.
5a0d34 No.16109689
>>16109685
>You can do this in any other main RE, why is it a unique selling point for 5?
guy said
>What in your opinion does 5 do better than 6?
and thats my opinion, in RE6 you get fuck all weapons that are locked to specific characters, cant mix and match them
>RE6 doesnt have a shop
another negative on the list
>Wesker fights
>underwhelming and restrictive
5a0d34 No.16109702
>>16109667
havent tried it yet, but it seems like a straight upgrade to the game, im guessing you'd have to properly resource manage now that you dont have a mule to carry all your shit or die on you
5a0d34 No.16109712
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16109667
the RE4 coop mod looks nice too
c1da97 No.16109789
>>16107046
we have to go further
20fdab No.16109807
>>16109101
No, it was drawn by plagueofgripes and the original was Leon and Ashley you dumb newfag.
So was
>>16098334
45b7bf No.16109813
>>16109789
Is this loss? Cant see thread im on my phone
114ac2 No.16109826
>>16109122
>the punchline is miscarriage
that's pretty great though.
9b2320 No.16109827
>>16109813
>im on my phone
c1a5af No.16109890
>viral marketing
<no idea what it's based on
Reeks of marketing.
320812 No.16110000
I was “gifted” a pirated version of RE 6 while i was on deployment. Some guy put it on the communial hard drive that was passed around the ship
I stopped playing right at the church level, the pacing completely changed so much on that one level. I instantly shut it off and deleted it from said hard drive
5a0d34 No.16110008
>>16110000
You get to play video games in the military?
nice quints
b968e6 No.16110010
>>16110000
Yeah but how much dick did you suck?
ac0e4f No.16110060
A fine thread gentlemen, It made me kek and lel and lul.
1c96bb No.16110126
>>16101502
>>16098763
>I feel like she was swept under the rug after the accusations of racism that RE5 received.
Probably this, which is funny because it means one less Woman of ColorTM representing.
b968e6 No.16110156
9b2320 No.16110162
33294d No.16110180
c1da97 No.16110571
>>16110515
this is the good stuff right here
9c277c No.16110576
3f0a2c No.16110657
>>16099525
The precedent was set during the first game. For one campaign he was the protagonist and for another he was the one you were looking for. Same thing for Jill, to some degree, but it's definitely more prevalent for Chris. If Jill or Claire are the protagonist then they're usually looking for him (RE, RE2, CV, REV1).
ac64ff No.16111127
>>16098334
Chris is a good brother. That's what all good brothers should do.
>>16099310
Only in 2D
12059a No.16111140
>>16107395
>>16104821
>>16109151
Believe me or not she also has nude lewd videos.
I seen them on /wx/
Fuck you Ray you lucky bastard
42b622 No.16111295
>>16107395
>>16104758
I see your a man of sophisticated taste
4688ef No.16111491
>>16111140
Don't suppose you could share them?
e6b0e2 No.16111495
>>16111140
Post it. I mean it isn't like we're doing anything else.
1a152a No.16112263
266a7c No.16112476
>>16104801
Good lord, he turned into a giant goddamned faggot.
b860f3 No.16115554
ef2e00 No.16115599
>>16107210
>Everyone with balls left back in 2016
I'd leave too but honestly i have no fucking idea of where to go next. Donnie (((Trump))) ruined this place ngl
59d7e7 No.16115616
>>16115599
The 2016 election made us a target, but qresearch is the intercontinental cancer missile we got hit by that's shitting up the site to this day.
85aa54 No.16115621
>>16115599
Join the diaspora of random bunkers half-populated by jaded anons. Or maybe anon needs to make some friends.
c1a5af No.16115637
>>16115621
>Or maybe anon needs to make some friends
Your best option there is to get into a trade not subverted by diversity quotas and all that. It's about the only way to bump into people that don't have some mental virus.
b0688e No.16115654
>>16115599
>>16115616
>>16115621
Qoomers only affect nu/pol/
Stay there
f8897b No.16115661
>>16111140
POST THEM FAGGOT
54c587 No.16115666
>>16099421
Even in the movie Claire and Leon were in, the closest to a woman Leon got was with some random fuck off police officer lady.
ace1f3 No.16115674
>>16111140
>slut who posts porn online
>lucky
stop doing this
ace1f3 No.16115679
>>16111491
>>16111495
>>16115554
>>16112263
>>16115661
Swim through the sea of nigger and tranny porn on /wx/ and find them yourselves.
ace1f3 No.16115682
Actually here, I found it: >>>/wx/68449
7eff10 No.16115689
>>16115682
different girl. general autism/morgi has a different voice and hair. I have all the old it's gone forever videos from motherless.
f8897b No.16115706
>>16115689
You uhh, gonna post em?
7eff10 No.16115716
>>16115706
8chan doesn't support flv
f8897b No.16115781
>>16115716
Could always post em in a file sharing site like mega.nz or somethin.
aa7a71 No.16116419
>>16109375
>canon
Come again?
t. hasn't-followed-pokemon-since-the-gameboy-color-days-anon
976228 No.16116522
>>16099489
>What about Code Veronica?
The story for CV is pretty self contained. It's the last time Claire shows up before Revelations and nothing ever comes out of it. For a game that was supposed to be a numbered title, it really does feel like a side story. It really can be played at any point after 2 and before 5.
3be386 No.16116649
>>16115689
>>16115716
Can you upload it elsewhere?
c1da97 No.16116763
>>16115716
encode them to webm you retard, or else just change the filetype to .swf and post them here normally
59d7e7 No.16116850
>>16116419
From Pokemon Diamond/Pearl and Platinum
>There once were Pokémon that married people
>There once were people who married Pokémon
>This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same
Some people take this as meaning that humans used to fug pokemons
fd1126 No.16116867
>>16116850
Someone probably fucked a Gardevoir at some point, let's be honest.
59d7e7 No.16116880
>>16116867
>Everyone probably fucked a Gardevoir at some point, let's be honest.
Fixed
bb5aef No.16116941
>>16116850
Historically you were not really married until you fucked. The whole point of marriage was to create children.
46facb No.16116961
>>16116941
Makes me wonder if there was a pokemon who harassed a trainer into fucking his sister.
0d5601 No.16118152
>>16098334
>pic
>the letters FMS on chris' shoulder
>Fuck My Sister
>the letters NWF on leon's chest
>No Way Fag
9c277c No.16118645
>>16116961
Green certainly harassed Red into fucking his sister in 10yo me's headcannon
8e1980 No.16118675
>>16116961
1. How.
2. Why.
3. Which Pokemon would even do that?
8e1980 No.16118680
>>16102471
Good goy. Keep repeating what jews tell you. Fuck a thousand guys and then "settle down" with someone you can mooch off of in your late 30s. Surely you won't have autistic children.
114ac2 No.16118710
8cbf5b No.16118819
>>16098334
I don't understand why Leon wouldn't want to smash Claire. I'd take her over a million times over Ada Wong. At least Rebecca does tomboy right even though I'm not the biggest fan of short hair girls (unless it's done right). Ada Wong is trash tier, change my mind.
>.t not a Chris poster at all
1e415a No.16118997
>>16099281
10/10
>>16102471
This. according to the Koran semen is made between the ribs and the backbone
59d7e7 No.16119038
>>16118819
Leon has some hardcore yellow fever. I bet if Chris told him Claire's half-japanese and made her squint her eyes he'd bang her in the spot.
9c277c No.16119059
>>16118997
>according to the Koran semen is made between the ribs and the backbone
>semen comes from someplace in the abdomen, the part of the body the penis is attached to
a prophetic insight
f31ddf No.16119407
I know this is not the best place to ask but should I play RE3 on PC or emulate the GC port?
00c61d No.16122391
>>16122258
It was only a matter of time.
a299b1 No.16128695
>>16115716
post 'em you faggot
0797d1 No.16132283
>>16115716
AAAAAAAHHHH UPLOAD IT, FAG