c435cd No.16083100
http://archive.is/rY6tT
HEY YOU SEXIST! MISOGYNIST! STOP FAPPING TO UNREALISTIC BODY STANDARDS AND FAP TO FAT CHICKS WITH BLUE AND PINK HAIR!
PORN ISN'T DIVERSE ENOUGH, BODY STANDARDS NEED TO BE ADDRESSED!
5ff17b No.16083104
fucking bad ass
its like watching some guy dying underwater
ff4cc6 No.16083108
Yeah, yeah, jump straight up to the part where the world is doomed if we don't have a full thread of bitching at kotaku being their usual retarded self.
1c00c2 No.16083112
>>16083108
>t. cucktaku employee
50dd28 No.16083115
Have you never read a shitaku article in your life? This is their bread and butter.
55515f No.16083121
>>16083100
Although I agree with you in principle that game journos are a ton of faggots, your thread composed like a retarded monkey made it and is therefore shit. This thread now belongs to dubs.
66f033 No.16083123
>>16083121
close but no cigar
c435cd No.16083125
>>16083121
get lost you failure.
d92d95 No.16083140
Isn't clickbaiting all they do nowadays? Once they get into financial troubles some goldstein will save their asses and buy the company anyway
55515f No.16083144
>>16083125
In your dreams. Check em.
9e8d82 No.16083151
>>16083100
I wonder what blizzard has to say about this. Like, I could see a lawsuit from this.
c435cd No.16083158
>>16083151
they are trying to ban overwatch porn
65145b No.16083160
>>16083144
I will, thank you.
13ba1a No.16083196
Fat Chicks with Blue and Pink hair are my jam. I just wish they didn't have such shit world views. Thankfully my dick doesn't have ears.
aaf10c No.16083248
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>>16083100
i would genuinely rather fuck the male robot than any of the non-white females
>>16083239
lmao how did he even die
ebb3df No.16083251
>>16083248
At least Bastion won't give you an STD.
37d0ee No.16083267
>>16083250
lol how many more do you have?
f15fca No.16083270
Fuck 3D animated porn. Check.
aaf10c No.16083272
>>16083270
3D porn can be okay when it's not a 5 second loop
b8217d No.16083281
>>16083278
I don't think he broke his neck in that first one, looks more like he slammed his head so hard he knocked himself out.
d7b9ba No.16083285
>>16083272
I rather have a great 5s loop with goat facial expression than some shitty drawn out animation that looks like a 5yo playing with puppets
f15fca No.16083286
>>16083272
Which is rarely the case. Drawings and manga are a lot easier, and don't make for quite the same demo of QUALITY or uncanny valley.
af9df9 No.16083302
9998c2 No.16083306
Check my dubs. Death to America btw.
0ab496 No.16083330
>>16083286
Leg locks and vanilla are great. Sublime taste.
50ee75 No.16083630
>>16083108
Hey, remember the time Kotaku wrote a detailed article about turning your SNES cartridges into a urinal? Fun times.
https://archive.fo/UpeF1
d0ffac No.16085570
>>16083100
>cucktaku employee writes about Overwatch porn
>not diverse enough
>expects body standards in porn
the porn was the only good thing to come out of that shitty game, and what part of porn can people not understand. Its fantasy not reality
b3f858 No.16086278
Hey faggot they're complaints aren't genuine.
All they want is to take away your source of entertainment.
b8217d No.16086473
5fd9c2 No.16089937
>>16083278
First one is such a retarded waste of effort and steroids. Imagine getting into that state and then doing something so reckless.The second one is astonishingly stupid but you have to admire the simplicity of it, it's like a self solving problem
3ea88a No.16097035
I can't believe you guys haven't figured out that they purposefully publish dumb bullshit to cause controversy that will result in more ad revenue.
The people behind websites like this don't even care what is written, as long as it's being viewed. The people directly responsible for writing it might believe it, but they're not running the show. They're basically circus animals and you're dumb enough to waste your time watching.