d6d8f6 No.16053709
Gonna start sealing some Xehanort bitches all night long
Later, fags
6fa334 No.16053713
>he actually bought this shit
Fuck off, Mark.
e5d9df No.16053720
>buying cuckdom hearts
Kill yourself
f67242 No.16053759
d6d8f6 No.16053763
Yeah Niggas!!
Here's my GameStop(tm) preorder poster! It's even got my boy, Woody! Toy Story is my all time favorite Pixar movies!!!
GameStop was packed with 40+ KH fans waiting for their preorder. We had life size Keyblades to do photoshoots and shit. The game is installing right now. "1.940" GB and 51 minutes to go. I'm so excited!!!!
92b288 No.16053765
Sure is a nice thread you got here, OP. Sure would be a shame if someone got dubs in it.
123f64 No.16053768
I spoiled it to a friend of mine I've known for like 7 or 8 years and he legit doesn't want to talk to me anymore and called me all sorts of names. normalfags and women are no better than 6 year old children. this is clown world.
ab2688 No.16053772
>>16053763
>We had life size Keyblades to do photoshoots and shit
Let's see 'em
ab2688 No.16053774
>>16053768
I got yelled at once for spoiling Diablo 3
042ba3 No.16053775
>>16053768
You're not really his friend if you do assholish shit like that.
Albeit if he's the better person he'll forgive you in like a day or two.
92b288 No.16053782
>>16053775
>spoiling a shit game's story that literally no one should care about
>not the thing a real friend would do to try and save you money
123f64 No.16053785
>>16053775
>you're not really his friend of you do something which shouldn't affact them in any way but it does because of their mental problems
anyone who gives a shit about story in video games deserves to be shot, doubly so considering it's gaydom sharts most likely the most retarded plot in the history of vidya
f9fc32 No.16053789
>>16053763
That exact same design, excluding the giant Woody and keyhole, is on the giant KH3 tote bag I got at a recent convention.
289b44 No.16053795
>tfw no new Wario Shove It up Yo Own Ass Game
000000 No.16053801
>>16053709
>he wasted money on entertainment that will be available for free to everyone via piracy, sooner or later.
289b44 No.16053806
I'd rather be gay than Brazilian
042ba3 No.16053812
>>16053785
>x person cares about y,and they enjoy it,therefore i will ruin their enjoyment of it because i think it's fucked up
you don't deserve friends
>>16053782
This is better at least,you should tell your friend to stop wasting his fucking money on garbage and use it for actual good games.
fc94b3 No.16053821
Is this the the thread where literal faggots congregate?
OPis literally buying a game for little girls.
55e9db No.16053827
Reminder to nuke Xehanort or kill your son.
70d5b3 No.16053830
>>16053709
I mean if KH3 came out 9 years ago Instead of the shit load of portable sequels I would probably would still have been hype.
but now I have a feeling that it's going to come to PC later just like how Final Fantasy XV did after a little while, It's already on Xbone, so it's not like KH3 is a Sony only thing.
Even if not i'm in no rush to play it until I see if the gameplay is actually interesting in the hands of more skilled players
>>16053821
Do you think the gay community also likes Kingdom Hearts or it's just Girls being horny over Sora wanting Riku's Benis
55e9db No.16053832
>>16053812
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUH STORY
Kill yourself fag.
7774d6 No.16053835
You know I don't fucking get it, if killing a dude in kingdom hearts just turns them into a heartless and a nobody, and killing the nobody and heartless just resurrects them, the fuck was the point of the 13 xehanorts
The fuck's the point of slapping xehanort's shit?
I wish I could go back to being the idiot child that picked sword and gave up magic and getting my ass beat because I didn't realize late game was balanced around permanently having aeroga on
042ba3 No.16053838
>>16053832
I dare you to go up to one of your friends and spoil a game they're playing then, put your money where your mouth is nigger
70d5b3 No.16053846
>>16053832
I mean gameplay is the most important part, but RPG's usually need a fucking story for the genre to work.
>>16053835
Most people with small dicks only become heartless, but if you got a big dick then you get a Nobody too.
I'm not sure how coming back works when you kill the Nobody, since it was clearly something invented only so Axel could come back.
678368 No.16053869
>>16053838
>thinking some faggot who posts in all caps and says waah on /v/ has any friends
7774d6 No.16053872
>>16053869
I mean most of us probably have ventrillo friends
042ba3 No.16053875
>>16053872
Shit man nice time machine you got there
43946d No.16053882
7774d6 No.16053883
>>16053875
What's wrong with Vent?
715b8b No.16053886
>>16053709
>buying things
>>16053768
>having friends
YOU FUCKERS DONT BELONG HERE
fc94b3 No.16053887
>>16053883
Get out of the vent or i'll have you bent
f9fc32 No.16053890
>>16053830
>Do you think the gay community also likes Kingdom Hearts or it's just Girls being horny over Sora wanting Riku's Benis
Both. I've been going to conventions and taking creepshots for over 10 years and every single KH cosplayer is either a gigantic faggot or a girl. Sometimes they're both.
042ba3 No.16053892
>>16053883
You'll be bent
>>16053887
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
fc94b3 No.16053893
>>16053886
I'll be your friend anon
Want to play some LAN C&C Red Alert 2 over some Pizza and a beer?
d6d8f6 No.16053894
OK NIGGERS. ITS STARTED
INTRO WAS SO NOSTALGIC, IM CRYING RIGHT NOW. IT SHOWED A MONTAGE OF THE KH1 AND KH2
MY LAST POST
im finally gonna enjoy this game 😂
fc94b3 No.16053898
>>16053894
>>16053896
I wonder if OP is a nig or a spic
7774d6 No.16053902
>>16053887
>>16053892
Okay, you guys know, people did vent harassment specifically with people that sperg out on admin, right?
Am I actually that old now?
fc94b3 No.16053909
>>16053890
That's one nice ass
323011 No.16053920
>>16053894
>>16053896
>my last post
>posts again
>>16053890
god cosplayers are gross
ce8a47 No.16053921
So what's the time it takes to be able to talk about new releases on /v/ without being shitposted to death? 2-3 years? We've had lots of enjoyable KH threads filled with fun discussions over the autism ride for awhile, but it's been unbearable since the autists chasing after Tortanic #187697056 started going apeshit over the idea of spoiling it.
fc94b3 No.16053922
>>16053920
I'd still fuck some with the lights turned off and their costume on
fc94b3 No.16053924
>>16053921
KH was garbage from day one
Fuck hugbox generals
7774d6 No.16053929
>>16053921
Never, new discussion meta is any game that gets popular on twitch and youtube is bad forever and you're not allowed to talk about it
Despite that it reveals that most people who sperg about games on /v/ watch jewtubers and twitchfags to see what games to pretend to hate
f9fc32 No.16053938
>>16053920
They can be, but some of the dudes are pretty cool. I never believed in the "fat autistic long haired virgin" meme until I saw a fair share of them dressed as Pokemon.
>>16053922
>tfw I got an autistic asian Toriel cosplayer to give me head in a hotel pool house
6ef238 No.16053941
>buying KH
>attention whoring over it
OP is the ultimate faggot
>>16053768
What are the spoilers again?
ce8a47 No.16053942
>>16053924
>(8)
>>16053929
You just have to wonder how many of them are underage buying into the "/v/ hates vidya" maymay. Though it's probably even sadder than that, they're all adults who genuinely believe that and that the board is their personal dumping ground.
fc94b3 No.16053949
>>16053938
Hot
Did you spout some Undertale references during those 2 minutes of pleasure?
>>16053942
Go play your 100 little girl grindfest
ab2688 No.16053956
>>16053942
Kingdom Hearts is just the lolcow of video game franchises. I played the first one twice but it was clear by 2 that the story was absolutely fucking retarded.
Still waiting on OP to prove he's not a shitskin. Weebniggers love this series for whatever reason.
123f64 No.16053957
>>16053941
xehanort gets away but kills kairi, sora seals kingdom hearts and then sacrifices himself to resurrect kairi, at the end they both eat that fruit they mention in kh 1 and then he fades away roll credits
f9fc32 No.16053958
>>16053949
I was trying to think of a "bonely" pun at the time, but couldn't think of anything.
fc94b3 No.16053959
fc94b3 No.16053961
>>16053958
Are you having a bad time with that Boner?
ce8a47 No.16053967
>>16053949
>Undermeme in any context whatsoever
>Trying to make yourself look superior to others
>(11)
lol
>>16053956
The story being retarded bullshit is a huge part of what makes these games enjoyable. You have to be a special kind of retard to think anyone who browses this board takes the story in KH even remotely seriously.
fc94b3 No.16053970
>>16053967
>Can't even read the thread
Just a reminder that KH was the Tumblrtale of it's time and it's the dame brand of autism and stupidity.
7774d6 No.16053974
>>16053970
>He fell for tumblr using undertale as a scapegoat when they drove a chick into trying to kill herself over not drawing a character fat enough
ab2688 No.16053979
>>16053967
>>16053821
>Is this the the thread where literal faggots congregate?
<I'm looking for my home,
(12)
As for your reply:
>You have to be a special kind of retard
Too smart to care, too dumb to skip the cutscenes so I stopped bothering. The combat was really fun, and I'm glad they're putting it in Final Fantasy.
50f13b No.16053981
>>16053768
>spoiling something your friend really enjoys
>spoiling your friend's fun
9b2e0d No.16053987
>>16053709
i'm going to seal these dubs
12daa2 No.16053988
>>16053890
dear god lad please tell me there is a gallery with her
9b2e0d No.16053990
fc94b3 No.16053993
>>16053974
>>16053979
>>16053981
Damn, this really is where all the faggots congregate, look at all these buttblasted girly manchildren that don't even have to contract their ass muscles to take a shit.
fc94b3 No.16053996
>>16053987
>>16053990
That's alright anon
Just get ready to:
fc94b3 No.16053998
fc94b3 No.16053999
7774d6 No.16054000
>>16053993
<Everyone look at me I'm so special on a thread that won't even exist tomorrow
664edc No.16054001
ce8a47 No.16054002
>>16053979
But Anon, FF stories are really stupid as well.
>>16053993
>(13)
You can do it Anon! To (200)!
fc94b3 No.16054006
>>16054000
Just go back to masturbating to Kairi queer
f9fc32 No.16054007
>>16053988
It's a creepshot anon, she didn't know I took it. Here's what she look like if you're curious.
7774d6 No.16054009
>>16054003
You know, potential oddity aside, it's a nice song
fc94b3 No.16054012
>>16054002
I'm not austic enough for that unlike KH autistic tumblrite retards.
>>16054007
MUH
123f64 No.16054013
>>16054007
>creepshot
nigger it's a cosplay convention, she knows well people are going to take pics of her ass she chose to dress like that for a reason
9b2e0d No.16054014
>>16053999
you faile but i'm checking these anyway
fc94b3 No.16054016
>>16054009
Imagine being this fucking new
664edc No.16054017
>>16054007
I mean it's not she's hiding her ass.
ce8a47 No.16054021
>>16054016
>(19)
1/10th of the way there Anon! Don't give up!!!
fc94b3 No.16054025
>>16054013
>>16054017
What if she farted?
Can you imagine the smell?
7774d6 No.16054027
>>16054016
Imagine not being square
123f64 No.16054028
>>16054025
haha no way dude wtf
12daa2 No.16054034
>>16054007
you took them? you have any more creepshots. god dam thats the stuff i love.
25fd75 No.16054036
>>16053763
I hope Woody rapes them all.
f9fc32 No.16054037
>>16054013
>>16054017
I'm more than aware that they want people to look at their asses, but I've been chewed out a fair number of times for being caught taking pictures so I just began doing it secretly.
042ba3 No.16054040
>>16054013
>i was wearing this
>tell me i was asking for it
7774d6 No.16054043
>>16054036
Woody is Revoltech Woody in kingdom hearts
123f64 No.16054045
>>16054037
wait you took it?
fc94b3 No.16054048
>>16054028
>See the cute asian girl just baring her ass
>Stand right behind her in a crowd
>Go down pretending to tie my show
>See her cute perfect Asian ass between peoples legs
>Start crawling
>People get bothered but just look down and move aside
>Stand right next to her
>I suddently see her skirt slightly fluttering
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP
fc94b3 No.16054053
>>16054037
Good shit, but sooner or later you'll have to ascend to voyeurism and try to secretly masturbate while takimg the creepshots
f9fc32 No.16054085
>>16054034
>>16054045
Yup, I've got almost 2gb of creepshots I've taken over the years. I'm not very eager to dump all of it right now since some of the pics are of girls I know and I don't want it getting back to me if they find their pics online. One day I'll sort the folder out and dump it on /v/.
>>16054053
At the rate I'm going, that's not outside the realm of possibility.
042ba3 No.16054097
>>16054085
Give me that DOUK
12daa2 No.16054100
>>16054085
very nice. any higher quality of the ones posted? i must fap to that ass
6f13aa No.16054113
123f64 No.16054119
>>16054085
the hero we need but not the one we deserve, do you perchance have some upskirts of whores not wearing panties?
f9fc32 No.16054211
>>16054097
This cosplay is nice, but no cigar.
>>16054100
I do, but it was taken on a hidden micro camera so so the resolution is still shit.
>>16054119
Unfortunately not.
042ba3 No.16054234
>>16054211
Goddamn, motherfucker is built.
fc94b3 No.16054243
>>16054085
You saved this thread
Thank you anon
a0308f No.16054250
>>16054048
>asian
Anon…I have some bad news
It's a latina goblina
123f64 No.16054252
>>16054211
>micro camera
holy shit you are a professional, I'm gonna go to sleep hope this gay thread is still around to see more pics
289b44 No.16054396
>>16054085
Thread redeemed. Godspeed, Anon.
fc94b3 No.16054426
>>16054250
Still a nice ass
Pretty pale too
12daa2 No.16054429
>>16054211
fucking hell you stumbled upon one of the nicest asses. thanks for the pics
4216cf No.16054446
>>16053768
Honesty what kind of retard cares about the plot of KH? Even if you play the pile of side games that only exist because of plot band-aids the entire thing is a convoluted clusterfuck. All they had to do was make a somewhat silly and over the top story to make the outlandish crossover work, but the had to go and make it DEEP.
I don't even understand why this shit caught on with anyone outside of a niche audience of turboautists.
987fb6 No.16054488
>>16054211
>that duke
Close, but no cigar
487e06 No.16054583
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
God the "secret ending" theme for KH3 is such fucking trash. Just give me my simple and clean and get on with it.
>>16053890
That's a surprisingly nice butt, man or not.
af3ea2 No.16054584
>>16053768
>upsets friend
>gets butthurt when friend reacts like an upset person would
Wow, who could have seen that one coming?
487e06 No.16054586
>>16054584
>destroying friendship over a shitty pretentious game
BANZINGAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
042ba3 No.16054590
>>16054586
you sure are confusing "temporarily upset for being a dick" with destroying friendship
487e06 No.16054607
>>16054590
Well, we'll see how this turns out. Only time will tell if his friend is normal, or a fucking bugman faggot.
8c0637 No.16054650
Got my dubs just in time, as well.
55914b No.16054852
this thread is somehow worse than the gacha threads
5c1781 No.16054905
>>16053921
Day 1 if it's not a shitty meme game like KH.
80da9a No.16054979
>>16054852
at least the gachafags talk about the "game"
123f64 No.16055041
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16054584
>umm… sweatie video game plots are more important than friends
which is kinda ironic considering how the plot is quite literally about le power of le friendship
>>16054590
no, it's you who is confusing "temporarily upset" with "I am literally going break all ties with you because you told me a fictional character dies at the end of this video GAME which I only care about for its story". and I'll tell you more, he told another mutual friend of ours and he totally agrees with him going as far as saying I'm a "child" and that he'd do the same if I did that to him.
now you can say I was a meanie or a "dick" all you want but this kind of hysterical overreaction over a "spoiled" video game plot is so pathetic, it seems like a parody of real life.
ce8a47 No.16055083
>>16055041
Mate you took something you knew they enjoyed and knowingly fucked it up for him. It doesn't matter what it is, it's the principle of the thing. Maybe you don't actually have friends and are confused in your relationship with these people.
3bea09 No.16055235
>>16053768
>spoiled KH3 for a friend
>he thanks me because he found the game to be incredibly disappointing and will no longer buy it.
It was a mix of the combat, empty open world and the plot that made him completely turn away from it.
Seriously why does everyone forgive Xehanort.
And this is why leaks are a good thing.
You scream of being an obnoxious faggot but your friend is also a faggot, it's no wonder you two made friends.
cb2449 No.16055240
>>16055235
Poor James doesn't even realize it's actually pointing at him.
123f64 No.16055244
>>16055083
>dude wtf if your friend enjoys eating shit why would you ruin it for him wow?????? nevermind he values eating shit more than you anyway lol
>maby ur friendless loser virgin
ok, retard
>You scream of being an obnoxious faggot but your friend is also a faggot, it's no wonder you two made friends.
no u
cb2449 No.16055273
>>16055244
That fella sure is missing out eh?
123f64 No.16055288
>>16055273
well not much actually, but not for the reason you're implying. I've actually moved to another region few years back and haven't heard much from them since. he's only acting like this because he can block me from messaging him and such but I know for a fact he wouldn't have the balls to pull this shit off face to face. matter of fact I believe this to be an excuse to sever any resemblance of friendship that's left. that's also the reason I don't really give two shits if he sticks to his guns and actually decides to go through with it.
323011 No.16055548
wish the mail would get here already haha
149bd3 No.16056529
>>16053713
>Implying I'm not strapped for Cash
I save money for games I'm interested in, although I may have some extra since Metro is going to Epic's store. I already sold the Xbone for a ten dollar loss, that said I really did enjoy AC7 and Ninja Gaiden Black. That said I have no interest in KH3 and will be using my money towards other games like Travis Strikes Again, Left Alive and Dargon Marked for Death.
5c1781 No.16056796
>>16056529
Stop wasting your money buying games on day 1 then.
12daa2 No.16058308
>>16056529
why are you replying to a anchored thread?????????????????????
323011 No.16059159
>>16055235
>Seriously why does everyone forgive Xehanort.
because it's power of friendship shonenshit
what did you expect