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Post Iwata Nintendo will make nothing but trash and you'll still suck their shit just like all the autists Mark coddles.

Wario 3 best Wario

the credits still make me tear up

>>16012027

Well of course, but dont insult warioware, they are fun games.

You never valued the original, best games in the series while you talked up the crappy sequels that got worse with every iterations. So no, you don't deserve a new Wario game.

>>16012793

I've never played VB Wario Land, but 1 is much better than 2 or 3. I'd place it behind 4, since that was the first Wario Land I played.

I also used to ram into things like Wario when I was younger.

>>16011997

The best there was and the best there ever will be.

No, even before the WarioWare rubbish they began to outsource the franchise which brought in a lot of mediocre titles.

I will bet good money that when they bring back Wario Land it's going to get outsourced like Samus Returns.

>>16012936

>Lip and Wario

They have both been subject to lots of disrespect from their parent company and there needs to come a reckoning.

>>16013158

Literally who or what is Lip?

>>16011938

Yes, and it's called Pizza Tower

Though I'm not here to shill since it's an unfinished project, but I really appreciate the fact that for the first time in forever someone realized that if they wanted to make a fangame based on a Nu-tendo franchise all they have to do is make a doppelganger of the main character and universe and just copy and paste the gameplay mechanics.

>>16012388

OH, MY GODD

>>16012936

>Warioware rubbish

Warioware has always been great, they neutered the fuck out of it in later years though. The WiiU game is all style and 0 substance and the Gold redesigns and voiceovers irk me.

>>16013158

To Lipfags who know more Panel de Pon lore than me, is Lip meant to sound like a 6 years old girl? Because I've been playing the Captain Rainbow fan translation and she pretty much acts as childishly as possible, I figured it must be because fairies have different lifespans than humans but I don't know enough.

>>16013231

Why are these videos online? Why are they so fucking funny?

>>16013477

>To Lipfags who know more Panel de Pon lore than me, is Lip meant to sound like a 6 years old girl?

Yes, she's very precocious. Although she probably lives a really long time because she's a magical being

Nothing is explicitly stated about her age other than that she's a child.

>>16013869

But that's wrong. The devs of the original Warioware were developing Wario Land 4 (one of the finest games for the GBA mind you) and made Warioware by shitposting on each other's work, it's the reason why they reuse assets and sound effects in both games. Some higher up found out they were doing this but liked it enough that they allowed them to put some other Nintendo material like the spin-the-wheel microgame and the car microgame, they sold it and it became an instant hit. Without Wario Land, there would be no Warioware.

Also I'd say that even Warioware suffered a terrible fate since Gold is basically just like 4 new microgames and most of the other ones are "remastered" (aka terribly looking) versions of the original. They even fucked up one minigame by making it gender neutral. Because bathrooms are such an important issue guys.

>>16014501

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>>16016136

Okay thanks, I felt it was kind of weird that she speaks like a toddler but then I found out they used a voice that sounds almost like the exact same as the one used in the NIntendo logo for her original game, talk about dedication.

Warioland fans are such faggots sometimes

Why not like, play pizza tower or something?

You know, if exclude the gamecube rerelease of the GBA one, the celebration title that had most of the minigames, there's only like. Three Warioware games

And yet you faggots who got 4 games up to the GBA like 2 DS ones and a fucking Wii one and hiss and moan about the series that had to hide itself in a fucking Japanese only set of mario paint games

>>16013915

I'VE MADE PEACE WITH THE TIME I FORGOT

>>16011982

>>16012070

The soundtrack is coming along nicely. "Escape Theme" is undeniably my favorite because of its heavy Wario Land 4 vibes.

>>16025412

>>16025409

I'm rather confused about this. There's clearly samples from Wario Land 4 (ignoring the instruments which sound sampled but it's debatable). Is this game going to be sold? Can the guy behind this get away with using these assets? Not that I mind, I really liked the way Wario Land 4 and Warioware sounded like they were constantly remixed and put through a sound studio as you played the game, what with the reverb effect on almost all voices and music that loops backward at times as if it was breaking down.

>>16025571

I'm fairly sure Wario has always been "anything Mario can't do because of muh PR", which includes being a greedy jerk, being overly masculine, beating up women, being crass, a ladies' man, a big eater etc. He could also get drunk in some Wario Land games. That whole stink about toilet humor was always there, Nu-tendo and (((Treehouse))) made sure that it's in the spotlight. And it's a shame, because Wario being NotMario was a big drive in creating way out there levels and game mechanics compared to the cookie cutter shit in the Nu Super Mario Bros.

>>16026465

I'd rather have more lewds of all the women Wario met and saved and a Captain Syrup + Wario game, to be honest

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>>16014501

Updated status: Lip is the most precious little thing. Lip is justice. Lip is merciful. Death to anti-Lipfags infidels and all that jazz.

>warioware

Ashley needs her own game!

>>16026562

I wanna shove it up ashleys own ass

>>16011994

so did pic related hit just a couple years too early?

>>16026540

>Captain Syrup + Wario game

I'd rather have a 4-player Wario/Captain Syrup/Rudy/Princess Shokora game, honestly.

>>16027872

>First playthrough

>Remember seeing the cat everywhere

>Cat guides you safely inside the golden pyramid

>The first time you get a hint of who the final boss is is when Wario falls down the hole and there are two kabuki mask reliefs in the walls to the sides

>Soon realize the Hall of Hieroglyphs tutorials were drawn created by the shopkeep

>Sometimes you see the cat run into the shop

>Shopkeep also pops up in the sound room, you can see him working the turntables on the screen

>Kabuki symbols on all of the golden chests throughout the levels

>Frogs have some sort of magic power in the kingdom, given the portals are opened with the frog switches and you need to give the shopkeep frog coins for him to use transformations

>Beat all of the bosses and watch the jewelry float into the golden pyramid in the center of the hub

>Get to final boss

>Realize that I never saw the cat and the shopkeep in the same place at once

>Use shopkeep power up during the Golden Diva fight, Diva reverts shopkeep back into the cat and seals it in her lips

>Now you aren't just fighting for treasure anymore, but to save the cat that's been guiding you all this time, and was apparently the shopkeep as well

>Defeat Golden Diva, guided by cat out of crumbling pyramid

>Have a nice, relieved laugh with the cat that we made it out alive while Sunny Side Up plays

>Jewelry reverts cat back into Princess Shokora, realize she was guiding you throughout the whole game as both the cat and shopkeep

>The "Thank You" kiss was really a "Farewell" kiss

>Suddenly realize she had been dead the whole time and took a different form under Golden Diva's curse

>The golden pyramid in the center of the hub was Shokora's crypt

>Thanks to you, she can finally rest in peace

>The treasure you collected along the way mean more than just gold in the end, as they now contain memories within them

>Slowed version of Monsoon Jungle plays as you ride off into the sunset

>A few days later, you gorge on steaks to celebrate a job well done

My young mind was blown. Fucking incredible. WL4 had a nice take on the usual save the princess formula and did it all through visual storytelling and music. I always considered the ending to be bittersweet. With Wario standing there shocked before leaving with his treasure, the first credits song being about making peace with your sense of loss, and Monsoon Jungle accompanying the memories for the final bit. All of that, and Wario still got his treasure and was able to eat his fat ass to death.

>Don't you think we deserve a new Wario game?

No. The world must first burn and a rebirth of the industry take place, only then may anyone derserve a good game.

>>16029487

>muh crash is retarded

>not muh crash is retarded

Whatever you say o-wise fenceshitter.