/v/ - Video Games

>start game

>type mean things in chat to get a reaction

>no response for over 20 minutes

>realize it's actually the console of a single player game

>have fun instead of waste my time in a multiplayer game

>>16002708

remember anon, goyim are not people, just animals disguised as us. Feel no remorse, and relieve them of their shekels. God wants you to have it, not them.

>>16002716

Remember, Aryans were the real Semites! :)

>>16002721

the persians wish they were

>>16002708

Friend sounds like a cool guy

>>16002713

>SAXTON HA

>>16002822

Friendly autismo detected.

>>16002822

>Not wanting to shit on friendlies

You're either one of them or just hate fun.

I made a SL 11 twink build in DaS1 with nothing but a Xanthous crown and chaos zweihander. When I spawn I send the host: "I AM THE POOP KING AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CONTEST OF FECAL COMBAT" then drop 20 dung pies in front of them and put my weapon away. If they don't put their weapon away I kill them with the zweihander and otherwise we shitfight to the death. I probably invaded over 60 people like this back when the multiplayer was over GFWL so it was easy to send messages.

>>16004679

>You made 16 grand embezzling money off some faggot on Second Life? I'm actually impressed, that's atleast a 3 year sentence in my state.

How is that embezzling? That only occurs in the workplace. Furthermore, he gave his password, which means that it was consensual, and that meant he acknowledged any contents of his account would have been forfeit. Finally, he didn't withhold any money - they were legitimate transactions.

You could argue they were made in regards with conflict of interest, but there are no laws against that, generally.

>>16004728

Oh I know it wouldn't hold water in any court case since it wasn't technically embezzlement. I'm just impressed by the amount and how the GOR player somehow didn't notice.

>>16004679

I remember me and my friends used to sit in my apartment on GTA Online and spectate a player on the TV screen and specifically target that player. We would call Lamar and order a mugging and call the Merryweather bounty hunters on that player and take turns and keep doing that until the time limit of the phone calls ended, then repeat. All while doing this in the apartment so we couldn't be killed. Sometimes the players would get on the mic and cuss us out or just leave the session.

On another note, I remember this one time I joined a session full of niggers arguing. For some reason niggers treat GTA Online the same as real life. Like they would tell each other "come to my hood" and shit referencing their GTA house. So being me while I was sitting their listening to all of them argue I just nonchalantly say the word niggers and literally 3 seconds of dead silence happened before a bunch of chimping out on the mic ensued and all of them yelling "AYO WHO SAID DAT?".

>>16002716

Even better: we will use money to kill you all.

In TERA you could sell stuff from the premium currency shop for ingame gold, so people were selling TeraCurrency at like 1:60gold, which is essentially P2W because you could buy mats/gear with the gold in return. So I asked a guy to buy me a really fucking shitty looking mount that no one ever bought and was never on the auction house. He was like "Are you sure you want this? Then I will buy it now" and he bought it and I didn't buy it from him. He spent like 20$ on that shit and got a fucking ugly mount that he probably never sold.

>>16004885

>Cuckchan screencap from Nov 2018

>>16004888 (checked)

Welp, there goes the threadQ

>>16004885

I don't get it, is this some rp dnd shit?

>>16004904

Yeah it's a round based roleplaying game where you go about your shift on the spacestation. On roundstart you can be a traitor/antagonist role with different objectives and the freedom to kill others and destroy shit. If you do shit like that without being an antagonist the admins will ban/warn you like they did with us.

>>16004888

I'm playing on /vg/ station and I knew he was gonna bitch after we griefed him like that so I checked the thread.

>>16004921

As a longtime ERPer with a bunch of furfag friends, do you find it's easy to push fetishes on people? Most kinks have a strong overlap with at least two others, so it's easy to progress from like, ass worship -> facesitting -> smothering -> breathplay -> snuff, for example

>>16004787

fucking with niggers was always golden in gtao. Mic spamming alabama nigger is a great way to suddenly start getting shot at

>>16001613

>Graal Online way back when

>game's netcode was balanced for dial-up so it handled most state tracking on the local end

>find way to lock my avatar into lift mode so the game thinks I'm always holding a rock

>throw infinite rocks at people

>>16004938

>Graal

Nobody played this, not even you.

>>16004979

How mad were they?

>>16005027

You do realize that they ban players if they dare purchase items that are off-meta and not what's suggested in the ingame build guilds right?

>TTT server

>regularly spend my time secretly proppushing people off buildings, because the logs can't see whether you proppushed someone and will treat death by falling as an accident, so nobody can always tell I RDMed them

>eventually people catch on to my bullshit and will often RDM me as soon as I pick up a prop, the mods will autokill me for a few rounds, but I space out my propkilling endeavors enough to not get seriously banned for pushing it

>one guy gets so fed up with my shit that he applies to become a mod just to ban my ass as soon as the occasion presents himself

>soon after, I proppush him off a ledge and he bans me immediately

>except that round I was a T and was fully allowed to kill people, not that he could see that I was a T since getting killed by proppushing won't list your name as the killer

>ask the head mod via steam chat if he can unban me since I dindu nuffin

>he does, while telling me that everyone else on staff really hates my guts

>I must have friends in high places to not have been perma'd by now

>the new mod can audibly be heard SEETHING for having his ban overturned and even stalks me for the entire match to ban me as soon as I do something wrong

good times

>>16005016

To the contrary, I played it back before they charged any money. I was interested in MMOs but didn't want to spend money

>>16001679

Enjoy all those cutscenes and retarded AI, anon?

I used to get sick headshots with the AWP and everyone called me a hacker they just couldn't keep up lol

I honestly just outplayed everyone generally. The biggest giggle I ever got was messing around with Roblox, though. For some reason standing on someone's head was some extreme insult. Some weird thing about telefragging or something when it used to be broken. Being a Transformice anvil god shaman too. That takes second cake cheese.

Now I remember more why, those obby platforming Roblox maps. It's almost like a genetic memory to them. I only thought of that for all the further dickery I had done in Transformice. Really though, it's almost half expected there. I think.

>>16001613

join pokerstars and become a fertilizer

>>16002957

That's usually how it goes. I don't think that I'm some sort of FPS god, but maybe I am because other people suck so damned much?

>play AvP2 because it's the FPS with the most variety at the time

>make skins (as in textures for player models and weapons, not whole player models, animation rigs, and that stuff) and do some mapping

>complain on semi-official forums about people sucking terribly, by never looking behind themselves, or never looking up in a game where enemies can walk on ceilings

>9thCMD clan gets ass-irritated and challenges me

>play as Harrison (the SP marine character) who has a pistol and a smartgun in class mode

>9thCMD faggots play as aliens

>I race around the map collecting AP ammo, and shooting bugs in the head with the smartgun while doing so

>finally max out AP pistol ammo

>one player had someone join as Corporate to feed him kills so he could change into a queen

>run into queen, dump two mags of AP pistol ammo into its minivan-sized head

>kill queen with barely a scratch

>continue to annihilate

>kicked for "cheating", IP subnet banned from clan's servers.

Shit like this happened in Quake II, as well. In console FPS games like Cowadoody, I would run around stabbing people, bouncing grenades off of walls to kill pursuers, and other insane shit out of sheer tedium. As I said, I'm not the best. I would get destroyed handily in Quake 3 and UT99, because those are pure skill with little room for thinking outside of the box. Fuck, I hate people.

>Runescape

>Establish friendship with a few similar levelled people

>About 5 of us in total, we quest together, level and trade together

>We become a pretty kickass team all in all,

>Just get my last piece of dragon armour when…

>A couple of faggots start calling us out

>Heated argument ensues with plenty of insults referring to each other's mom's being gay

>Seems that these faggots knew our mage

>Turns out behind every drama in real life or in Runescape, a woman is involved

>One of our squad had a 'gf' and would constantly ask him for free shit and to escort her through dangerous zones

>Was a level 5 slut who never even bothered to get anything better than bronze gear herself, yet has at least 100k worth of shit from our good mage friend

>Turns out she was whoring herself out to any faggot who would give her shit, liked to RP with said faggots for money, likely to give to their main

>Seems she had her fingers in too many pies because somehow these two faggots knew where to find our mage

>Long story short, the two faggots arguing with us was white-knighting this slut because she cried about how magebro was being 'abusive'

>Magebro was just lonely and gullible, decide to back him up

>"Take it to the wildy fgt"

>And so we did

>Get my ass thoroughly handed to me in the ensuing fight

>Only PK shit was lost but I was still pissed

>Decide to fight fire with fire

>Boot up new alt, straight out of lumbridge

>A beautiful pixelated form of perfection blessed the eyes of all who saw me

>Saradomin's light shined out of my very asshole

>Say the sacred line

>"Looking for bf ;)"

>Over the course of two weeks, amass an entire army of virgins who will defend my every move

>Train this alt a little to hold her own around level 20 or so

>Finally find the original faggots who PKed me

>Previously I told the loyal army of virgins that these two people harassed me and bullied me and that I'll send nudes to the person who kills them and hands me a piece of their gear as a trophy

>What was just a thinly veiled attempt to fuck with people and to get yet more free shit became a bloody war which I had no control over

>Original squad wondered where the fuck I went as I had not been on my main for over 3 weeks now

>My operation was nearing its fullest, my army was hard at work harassing these stuck up faggots

>Notice that original slut who started this drama had stolen several virgins from my hareem by offering them free shit

>Decide enough was enough once and for all

>On the last week the insults and threats got bloody, people were really trying to get under everyone's skin, threats of violence, seriously angry red text, even occasional spars in the wild with high risk as shit got very serious over a pretty lame drama

>Magebro quits the game over constant harassment, last parting words to my alt was "You're friends of Anon, I want you to have this as a gift" and gives me 2 mil

>Sort of feel bad about Magbebro despite him being a faggot by starting this entire war in the first place

>Decide to come clean to slut

>"I'm actually a boy, I did this to fuck with you"

>"lol me too, want to call quits?"

>"Sure bro! See you around"

And with that, the virgins all went their separate ways. Some say that the eternal slut is still catfishing poor virgins and making entire armies of paypiggies to shit talk random faggots to this day.

But who cares?

>>16004617

One time I went to this local "rent a pc to game" place when I was still in high-school and this 6' 5" fat giga-autist was sitting next to me (I seen him multiple times in my school and he usually had a handler with him) and he was playing TF2 and on one of those servers. While I was waiting for my game to boot I was watching this guy and all he did was sit there spamming dances with a bunch of other people. He would occasionally type something (like, one or two words) and give this weird chuckle/grunt. But the worst part of it all was that for some reason he looked over at me and grabbed my hand to get my attention and when I gave it to him, all he wanted me to do was to watch him dance with his fellow autists on the server. It was the most surreal thing, and I said "huh, that's neat" and went back to playing my game and he we would keep touching me to get my attention so I could watch his fucking retarded online TF2 dance party. This went on for at least five minutes before I just completely ignored him and he stopped touching me but he would still talk to me as if I was just listening to him and he would just talk about how they're all dancing (unfortunately I could still hear his muffled voice through the headphones I was wearing and I don't like having the volume too loud.)