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File: b0bc094639963d4⋯.jpg (247.13 KB, 2208x1242, 16:9, Alien-Blackout-1.jpg)

1519e2  No.15963681

>The game is being developed by D3 GO! and will be a survival horror game. Players will try to stay alive while trapped aboard a crippled Weyland-Yutani space station carrying a deadly Xenomorph as it tirelessly hunts you and the crew.

http://archive.fo/jF3Pe

It's a fucking mobile game.

994b56  No.15963707

I played Isolation for about 2hrs before I lost interest, nothing will ever be as good as AvP2.


25b01a  No.15963740

File: b3ae8cde4e1f309⋯.jpg (24.33 KB, 229x343, 229:343, b3ae8cde4e1f309ccb00d1d3e2….jpg)

All that hype for a fucking mobile game


00b714  No.15963745

>tap the screen now to not be eaten by the xenomorph

>Game too challenging? Buy the cloak of invisibility with ain game currency


1519e2  No.15963762

I guess they really want the female audience.


3bb8a1  No.15963763

>>15963707

This.

In AvP 2 you were loaded with guns and it was miles scarier than the walking simulator.

Why?

Aesthetics and ruthless A.I.

I recommend everyone to play the demo of avp2 in the hardest mode, that's scary shit.


5f346c  No.15963856

>>15963681

All these companies see is the mobile market profits and number of users. Then they ignore what comprises that market and what sells while being ran by developers who only play mobile now.

Just watch anons, this will come to the PC and consoles after it fails on mobile.


1bcb94  No.15964143

>>15963681

>A horrifying

Is this self-irony?


9f5e2c  No.15964230

>>15963763

>the first marine level where you don't actually kill anything and you're just getting through the area finding all sorts of aftermaths from fights

That first level spooked the absolute fuck out of me when I was younger, and it honestly still holds up. Seriously, if no one here has played it, go find it now. The game's a fucking blast.


8113e9  No.15964232

>>15963763

play AVP classic 2000 on the hardest difficulty, m8. It had random alien spawn points and shit.


99f2ff  No.15964242

>>15963681

Damn, for a second there I thought this was going to be a lewd game by D3 publisher. Bummer.


709825  No.15964283

>>15964232

Yeah, it had much scarier xenos as they were fast as shit and could come from everywhere.


709825  No.15964289

>>15963740

I really liked Alien Isolation and hoped for a legit sequel. It was a great game and really truly captured the pre-Cameron schlock aesthetics and feel of the Alien film. This cellphone shit is bullshit, I guess I now understand why Diablo fans got so mad at Blizzcucks when they announced their Chinese phone game total conversation.


b96e8c  No.15964294

Alien: Hope for the Future (that indie Aliens survival horror game currently in development by some slavs, which starts in Hadley's Hope before hell breaks loose) is our best hope for a new good xeno game

Too bad it'll probably come out in 2020 at the earliest if we're lucky. Probably later. And being in Unity is a major red flag for me


b96e8c  No.15964308

>>15963707

>>15964289

Alien Isolation only becomes good when you use one of the "unpredictable alien" mods which untether the alien AI from the player.


709825  No.15964325

File: 3ce60b342e0a673⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 2600x1158, 1300:579, alien_info_.jpg)

>>15964294

>more Cameron shit

If you're going to make it a bughunt instead of horror I think Starship Troopers is a much better target than Aliens.


e06edf  No.15964340

>>15964325

That picture is peak bait, up there with the "Don't play Overwatch, play 'x'" gag.


71b92a  No.15964353

>>15964325

>>15964340

1>3>4>2 and fuck the rest


e06edf  No.15964360

>>15964353

>4>2

Bait, as a said. Feel free to shitpost and explanation why.


709825  No.15964373

File: 857e0324103136b⋯.jpg (61.41 KB, 1280x532, 320:133, Prometheus-ds_04_finalbatt….jpg)

>>15964353

Prometheus was legit good, it had a lot of potential, otherwise I pretty much agree.

>>15964360

Aliens was pure garbage and is distilled reddit. You got the xenomorph reduced to some ant thing, the cancer kid, quips and schlocky tone.


1ff2ee  No.15964403

The true horror of future sequels is that they'll all turn into mobile games. This franchise may be the current one but your favorite franchise could be next!

How can companies keep making the same mistake over and over again. First it was Dungeon Keeper, then Command and Conquer, then Diablo Immortal and now this. They might make a quick buck in the short term but they are seriously damaging their reputation and future earnings in the long term. The only one that seems to try to course correct that was Command and Conquer with an announced remaster. Not a new game but they knew they fucked up with showcasing a mobile game at e3.


9c3ce6  No.15964416

File: 4f4b6bf3aeeb2a9⋯.jpg (37.64 KB, 640x623, 640:623, 727c773a61273be118a0936181….jpg)

>>15963681

Fuck this gay Earth.


268b13  No.15964431

>>15964373

>distilled reddit

Good to see anons still have no idea what they’re talking about and just decide to replace any meaningful argument with something to do with reddit. You people and the people who replace words with “soy” and “cuck” are really hemorrhaging your vocabulary when you’re doing that inane bullshit.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

b96e8c  No.15964434

>>15964325

>If you're going to make it a bughunt instead of horror

It's going to be horror. Apparently they're trying to make Alien: Isolation on Hadley's Hope (the game begins with the civilian population still alive and only the first signs that something's not right), but it isn't a mod, so they could potentially improve on the things A:I didn't get right.


709825  No.15964444

>>15964434

Oh, nice. I assumed it attempted to be a Aliens Colonial Marines and just noped out when I saw the screenshots.


81e912  No.15964451

File: 43828978b4a60ac⋯.webm (5.38 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, Twin_Benis.webm)

>>15964325

does anybody have that bait picture with Star Wars trilogies tiers, I thing there was all kinds of books and TV shows like Great Gatsby, Rick and Morty, reddit, 4ch and all that shit


709825  No.15964459

File: ef75eadd67186a0⋯.jpg (329.97 KB, 2048x2153, 2048:2153, Alien.jpg)

>>15964431

Tonally it was Terminator 2 tier and while you might not like that I describe it as reddit it's precicely what it is and if you have better terms for it then go ahead and say it.


9c3ce6  No.15964460

File: 2a5ffe2e091a55e⋯.jpg (5.59 KB, 255x198, 85:66, ccd981cfc96e21f08f6e088337….jpg)

>>15964431

You soy breathing reddit cuck.


b96e8c  No.15964461

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15964444

There's a nice gameplay video on JewTube (couldn't webm it because it's too long)


709825  No.15964464

File: 626514b23df5226⋯.png (3.2 MB, 3099x1700, 3099:1700, 626514b23df5226fca32b9a4f6….png)

>>15964451

It wasn't bait


e06edf  No.15964510

>>15964464

This pic is kind of true after you realize the prequels are a tragedy, not an adventure series. Genndy Wars really helps to fill the character gap between 2 and 3, while offering great insight into how obi-Wan was simply inadequate as a teacher for Anakin.


a3c303  No.15964515

File: 00936e51201d7a5⋯.webm (3.65 MB, 540x960, 9:16, New_TikTok_Challenge.webm)


81e912  No.15964517

File: 6117f0790c26201⋯.mp4 (11.26 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Twin_Benis.mp4)


2f3f2f  No.15964522

first one was quite successful and it certainly warrants full blown sequel

there is no reason why this should be mobile game besides money


1519e2  No.15964531

>>15964289

> hoped for a legit sequel

Alien Isolation didn't need a sequel. They should've made a Predator game.


709825  No.15964533

>>15964510

Yeah, it's obviously it's hyperbole but it isn't entirely inaccurate.


4e70ab  No.15964591

>>15963707

>nothing will ever be as good as AvP2

That cartoonish and slow shit is nothing compared to the original AVP1


4e70ab  No.15964601

>>15964510

>after you realize the prequels are a tragedy,

Oh trust me anon, everybody realized so completely


b8e21a  No.15964625

File: 7a78ab79ec344ef⋯.png (467.64 KB, 654x557, 654:557, 9857433654.png)

>>15963681

>survival horror

>Mobile

How does that even work


5bbeef  No.15964629

>>15964434

>Apparently they're trying to make Alien: Isolation on Hadley's Hope

SHIT! I wanted to do that.


709825  No.15964633

>>15964625

Supposedly it's a mobile Five Nights At Freddy's clone.


e81e53  No.15964659

I remember gaming companies going after the mobile market was the big fear about 5 years ago. It seems that fear is now starting to come to fruition as more of these shitters chase after that magic china and mobile audience.


9c3ce6  No.15964666

File: 09e978c278d09ed⋯.jpg (25.22 KB, 474x736, 237:368, Just.jpg)


b8e21a  No.15964671

File: e5aa0d1d7635bd2⋯.jpg (4.26 KB, 85x112, 85:112, 3e05d367f2483fe427aab80c77….jpg)

>>15964633

I dont know what face to make, I guess this comes close


590539  No.15964693

>>15964633

And here I thought we were getting Grand Theft Auto/Farcry/Fallout Aliens


709825  No.15964698

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7d0df2  No.15964702

File: 9dc218766083578⋯.jpg (218.1 KB, 773x1059, 773:1059, tamamo_pain.jpg)


590539  No.15964710

>>15964698

>>15963681

THERE"S YOUR FUCKING ISOLATION SEQUEL.


f564e8  No.15964713

File: e383f08ee024cf1⋯.jpg (87.5 KB, 960x720, 4:3, asuka JUST.jpg)


81e912  No.15964719

File: 6289a691ae4e22a⋯.gif (459.09 KB, 500x222, 250:111, STOP.gif)

>>15964633

I refuse to believe it


590539  No.15964758

>>15963681

Well it's safe to say that Aliens Hope For The Future has no competition.

And here I was expecting the unannounced alien game by Iron Studios to be Aliens Crucible.


590539  No.15964794

>>15964758

Unless this is the mobile game together with the main game like they always do.

Anyone remember AVP: Evolution?


031081  No.15964796

File: df4eaf4ada365e3⋯.png (334.83 KB, 736x533, 736:533, 898944165165.png)

>>15963681

>pic

>mfw you are going to fight 2 xenos


4f02dd  No.15964924

File: 7acbe935827439d⋯.png (276.46 KB, 564x446, 282:223, Just hang me from the tree….png)

>>15964633

This. This is what they use the franchise for. At this point, I'm honestly convinced it's just cursed.


9bd581  No.15964931

File: 33f5acfb5a4eefe⋯.png (115.33 KB, 322x450, 161:225, desire_to_purge_sick_inten….png)

>>15963681

>MFW upon reading it's a mobile game

They can't keep getting away with it. I want a law that bans chinks from buying any western products asap so these companies can wither and die a terrible fucking death.


3ae611  No.15964959

>>15963681

where's creative assembly fag to defend this shit like he always does in every Total war thread.

CA is cancer. Do not support them.


3ae611  No.15964981

>>15964959

also before anyone says "but CA isn't listed anywhere" they are, this was licensed to the developers by CA hence why it can use the Isolation brand. I also got the impression its using art from Isolation.


80b87a  No.15965020

>>15964996

>ban evasion

It's a public ban message, retard. Anyone can see it. And the ban's probably already expired, since it was a 2 hour ban set 2 hours ago.


26f739  No.15965084

>>15964461

>another walking simulator except with worse everything

What a waste of time.


5dd926  No.15965134

>>15964461

Disgusting

>>15964515

>(1)

>Unrelated facebook webm

kill yourself


35aee2  No.15965373

Just face it, games aren't made for (you). They're made for normalfags who will happily spend $40 on skins during the 20 minutes they spend waiting for matchmaking to find a lobby.


40d6f0  No.15965417

File: a5de2b257be96b0⋯.jpg (12.12 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 4379b2fa0f8df25dd39d69d9e8….jpg)

>>15965068

Movies are shit leftist propaganda. If you like any of that shit you need to be castrated. Movies are reddit as fuck.


733729  No.15965453

File: 68215710980a237⋯.jpg (19.58 KB, 633x457, 633:457, 132784351356547eec69d7dd9d….jpg)

Survival horror used to be a specific thing, now it's a meaningless buzzword


859cbf  No.15966508

File: 82a58e75595afa1⋯.jpg (808.8 KB, 900x900, 1:1, sh heather.jpg)

fat fucking jewish faggot, don't be a pussy and delete posts without warnings, you mongs

my og post was about how sh isn't as hard mechanically as re in response to >>15965453

faggy board


1be88b  No.15966549

>>15963681

>Video game made for consoles and PC sells incredibly well

>"Lol, let's make the sequel a mobile game and give the original audience nothing. Don't you own a phone? :')"

It feels like vidya is deliberately and intensely trying to sink itself.


2f3f2f  No.15966591

id rather Gearbox make another one than ever touch this crap

and thats probably the opinion of most of the actual "audience"


6065f7  No.15967097

>>15964373

You are a retard.


b86ee5  No.15967115

File: 8fd83c8c2bc74b3⋯.jpg (712.52 KB, 1024x926, 512:463, 5957725241_ff187ca159_b.jpg)

File: 444682251f20161⋯.jpg (68.19 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 5957724745_77174d0dd7.jpg)

File: 355b839e9f9dea9⋯.jpg (83.7 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 6173618440_0644103ffa.jpg)

File: bcab78e802aa9a9⋯.jpg (67.42 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 6173618450_9bb3b0b5d4.jpg)

File: 6ec98f6bfe8006e⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 6241465402_16239cbfc2.jpg)

>>15967097

My money is on retarded troll.

What is the consenus on Aliens: Infestation? I gotta say, it looks fun based on what I have seen of it so far.


29b956  No.15967124

>>15964431

Was mark raped by a redditor?


615747  No.15967148

File: 995479e26136246⋯.mp4 (412.55 KB, 400x360, 10:9, makethempay star trek picc….mp4)

>>15963681

>tfw you were a fan of the Alien vs Predator series

>tfw there's never going to another one because of mobile games


842fea  No.15967218

>>15967115

Damn decent metroidvania. You play the frontman of a squad of 4 and can pick up more guys when one dies (there's permadeath for your squaddies)


b86ee5  No.15967236

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15967218

Neat! Been looking through the old archived dev diaries they posted before the game launched, and that had me excited for it. It sounds like the devs really cared about making an entertaining Aliens game.

https://web.archive.org/web/20171211080417/http://blogs.sega.com/category/aliens-colonial-marines/aliens-infestation/

http://www.please use archive.is/2011/09/29/how-aliens-infestation-will-attempt-scary-in-a-2d-side-scrolling-format/

<We created a similar system with equally-permanent ramifications on Aliens: Infestation, a Nintendo DS game based primarily on the 1986 James Cameron film. Cameron essentially just made a slasher movie with Aliens. It looked like an action flick, or even sci-fi, but all it really does is spend one hour developing characters that you fall in love with, then the next hour killing them off one by one.

<So we wanted to capture that essence in our game. Infestation features around 20 playable marines. We gave each character a unique name, rank, back story, portrait, color scheme, idle animation, and (above all else) rewrote the entire script in the voice of each character. That means whoever you were playing as at any given moment would have their own unique humor, mannerisms, worries, hopes, and goals. We wanted each character to be someone’s favorite marine. And then we built a game that would brutally kill them off one by one.

https://www.relyonhorror.com/in-depth/defining-horror-with-adam-tierney/


e34c4d  No.15967281

>>15967115

It's okay if you're into Aliens. 6/10 maybe. All the assets are great and it plays fine, but the level design is really phoned in. There are all these out of the way passages you can explore and almost all of them lead to nothing or garbage pickups. Presumably some of them would be used as areas to rescue team mates if they get downed, but if you're an autist you're going to avoid letting that happen. Download it and have some fun mowing down hordes of aliens.


b86ee5  No.15967305

File: 2d07d03d7ad5bcb⋯.gif (805.49 KB, 389x228, 389:228, Newtsalute.gif)

>>15967281

Not a diehard fan (I prefer Carpenter’s The Thing), and after the first film the xenomorph lost its scariness, so the change from action horror to straight up horror is something I like. Love the sci-fi action horror mix though, and the limited ammo and squad mechanic seems interesting. Only played the second AVP game before, and seen some gameplay of Alien: Isolation. I liked the look of that game, but it just seems like Amnesia: The Dark Descent, but with a xenormorph.

>Download it and have some fun mowing down hordes of aliens.

Yessir!


465c34  No.15967438

Guys, don't worry! There's still that Alien MMO Shooter in the works after all!


59f006  No.15967452

>>15964601

You're a cheeky cunt, Carlos.


709825  No.15967821

>>15967097

You are a redditor if you can't appreciate Ridley Scott's adaption of At The Mountains of Madness.

>>15966591

I really don't get why people who liked Cameron's hackery disliked Colonial Marines, it was pretty spot on in capturing the qualities of the film.


ac45f1  No.15967826

>>15964671

Thats David Kerradine when he realises his jerk off noose is too tight.


26f739  No.15967827

<<15967821

Get some better bait, /tv/.


1b74d0  No.15967877

File: 7345a014f0d83c7⋯.gif (2.55 MB, 200x170, 20:17, Jem'hadar disapproves.gif)

>>15964698

>FNAF reskin

Life is suffering


147d1a  No.15967925

>>15963763

>In AvP 2 you were loaded with guns and it was miles scarier than the walking simulator.

>walking simulator

You shouldn´t use words if you don´t know their meanings.


bb45fc  No.15968014

File: c18390f750593a0⋯.png (742.27 KB, 695x900, 139:180, 4chan degeneracy.png)

>>15964431

>Mark deleted all the posts that were calling out the unfair banning

>Mark deleted all the posts that were calling out the unfair banning

>Mark deleted all the posts that were calling out the unfair banning

>Mark deleted all the posts that were calling out the unfair banning

>Mark deleted all the posts that were calling out the unfair banning


bb45fc  No.15968025

File: abf81107b25577f⋯.png (123.51 KB, 512x512, 1:1, And have this one too.png)

Mark, you complete mongoloid, are you so afraid of being criticized for your actions that you will literally delete posts under people's noses? You're a sad individual.


2f9d76  No.15968054

>>15968025

Mark can't contain his kike blood, he has a latent urge to censor and manipulate that sometimes goes out of control.


a344bb  No.15968076

File: 5261b6d09cff17f⋯.jpeg (36.9 KB, 600x466, 300:233, i1541194728223610.jpeg)

>>15963740

What's the matter?Don't you people have phones?


ea3ddd  No.15968124

File: 2137b07a66a5a5b⋯.png (672.2 KB, 584x553, 584:553, 1441335793401.png)

>>15963681

I'm getting a smartphone for the first time in five years simply because my flip phone is no longer sustainable for my job, so I checked up on the price. Every new smartphone is $700+ with the one I was planning on getting close to $800. I could build a computer for that amount. Why do people like playing vidya on fucking phones? They're tools, not entertainment devices.


55ddd8  No.15968139

>>15968025

Listen here you fucking stupid goy, without the janitorial masterworks of our lord Mark we wouldn't have such a quality board as our current /v/.


5abc3d  No.15968143

>>15967305

Newt a cute!


f01e0d  No.15968155

File: 466d7229440d90b⋯.png (4.06 KB, 259x224, 37:32, 1514538.png;compress=true.png)

>Keep getting told Alien 3 is a terrible movie and an insult to the franchise

>ask if they actually watched it

>"Oh uhhh no never watched it but its shit so i dont have to, saw a top ten that said it was shit though"


5abc3d  No.15968178

File: 38c65e46ea64b93⋯.jpg (62.33 KB, 400x599, 400:599, Ellen_Ripley_ll_Newt_2_(Al….jpg)

File: eb76a458b353a3d⋯.jpg (57 KB, 568x846, 284:423, Ciov9IEUUAAuVGg.jpg)

>>15968155

I wouldn't call it terrible but it was unnecessary. And they killed everyone off which led to A:R and ultimately all the shitty prequels.

Forgot my pics from before.


ea3ddd  No.15968185

>>15968155

Alien 3 is pretty fucking bad, though. Not as bad as that piece of shit Resurrection, but bad enough to the point where I don't want to see it again. The reboots are just boring and probably change too much for a hardcore Alien fan to enjoy.


55bf99  No.15968194

Mobile is only good for puzzle and turn based games. Squeenix's "GO" series managed to transform their action franchises into puzzle games, it's definitely possible to do the same with Alien.


f01e0d  No.15968199

File: 98f488b9baa45cd⋯.png (29.12 KB, 136x192, 17:24, bgfb.png)

>>15968178

Didnt lead too, greedy kike producers led to those being made

>>15968185

nah its a solid slow paced horror that is a better sequel to the first film than aliens which should have been a spinoff. the only shit part in it is the dog in the alien costume


07ad45  No.15968205

>>15968155

>this level of strawmanning

lol retard


e06edf  No.15968210

>>15968185

I watched 3 again and it was just "ok." I agree it's not worth re-watching; it doesn't pass that bar.


f3af25  No.15968211

File: 0bda4ba4c4bfa1d⋯.jpg (38.18 KB, 500x313, 500:313, Rumour_Control.jpg)

>>15968155

>>15968178

Alien 3 wasn't a terrible scifi movie in general, the problem was that it was a terrible Alien movie. Multiple good characters from Aliens died off screen (Hicks, Bishop, Newt), and everything from the Alien franchise felt shoehorned into a movie that didn't want to have anything to do with Alien. The concept of a woman and a monster arriving on a YY chromozone prison planet, with no connection to civilization is an interesting framework for a plot, and alot could have been done with that. It felt like Ripley and the Alien were only there to bring in people who wanted to see an Alien movie, which is probably why the Alien fans were disappointed. It should have been its own movie, without Ripley or the Xenomorph, and its own new monster to let loose on the convicts. And Ripley dying gave no clear way to continue the franchise, which lead to A:R.

Fuck A:R, by the way.


ea3ddd  No.15968229

File: b2313f2200b2a5a⋯.mp4 (8.64 MB, 720x480, 3:2, sigwea.mp4)

>>15968199

>nah its a solid slow paced horror that is a better sequel to the first film than aliens which should have been a spinoff

Well of course you're not going to like Aliens if you're a horror fan and not an Alien fan. That's actually what I liked about Aliens. It showed that it could successfully be part of both the horror and action genre. 3 is just a shittier copy of Alien and was directed by a first-time director rather than Scott or Cameron.

>the only shit part in it is the dog in the alien costume

That's actually one of the things I liked about the movie, because it shows that the xenomorphs are extremely adaptable.

>>15968178

>ywn fug Sigourney Weaver


c0b114  No.15968241

>>15968229

She was fucking flat as a board for a woman of her age. Look at that no-ass.


f01e0d  No.15968245

>>15968229

>extremely adapatable

>the literally stuck a dog in a xeno costume because they didnt have time to make the practical effects

are you mixing up the Thing with Alien 3? it didnt breed with a dog they just had a shitty effect


f01e0d  No.15968249

>>15968245

I meant it did breed with a dog but it was still a shitty effect


e06edf  No.15968250

>>15968245

>it didnt breed with a dog

It bred with a cow, and the mixture of a human xenomorph and a cow would be kind of dog-like.


e06edf  No.15968254

File: 67a591cd64b8acc⋯.png (17.27 KB, 856x86, 428:43, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15968245

>>15968250

>with a dog

>with a cow

Apparently both are true, depending on which cut you watched.


ea3ddd  No.15968261

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>>15968241

Yeah, but that stomach.

>>15968245

I'm not talking about the special effect, but the concept of it was cool. They apparently had different cuts with different effects. I watched the one with CGI, which was really shitty by the way, but I didn't know they used an actual dog in the original cut. That's hilarious.


f01e0d  No.15968262

>>15968254

I definately saw a cut that had the xenomorph as a dog that was wearing what looked like one of those novelty dog costumes on it for a few seconds


859cbf  No.15968512

File: 9a0eb7b9449836d⋯.jpg (45.78 KB, 606x960, 101:160, 4dd45ead787e276da63ab4f46c….jpg)

>>15968229

fucking babe


465c34  No.15968547

>>15968124

wut you can get a servicable smartphone at 200 bux or so easy.


859cbf  No.15968573

>>15968124

look up huawei (cheap chinky shit)

all the bells and whistles you need for relatively cheap


ea3ddd  No.15968605

>look up Resurrection

>written by Joss Whedon

Man, this dude is behind everything shit, isn't he? The only things I liked that he was involved in were Speed and Toy Story.

>>15968547

I'm not looking for a Jitterbug, anon.

>>15968573

I'll look it up. How chinky is it?


17a0f9  No.15968614

>>15968605

>how chinky is it

honestly huawei products aren't bad. they're cheaply made and so feel lighter and cheaper in the hand than "normal" products but i've never minded, especially since when they came onto the scene they were selling comparable products to Samsung, LG etc for literally half the price or less. be advised though that if you're in the US and are in a position of government in any way, even just as an intern in an office or a cop or something, using a huawei product for anything work-related is actually a crime right now


ea3ddd  No.15968642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>watched this clip from four years ago

>turn English captions on

>see >>15964633

What the fuck.


859cbf  No.15968672

File: 21ba40e6eccab1d⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 350x250, 7:5, mk3sb.gif)

>>15968605

what he said >>15968614

no idea about the "illegal" shit though (uk)

4gb ram, cheap but it does have some bloatware (not as much as other androids) but if you root it then whatever

honestly decent phones, as you said it's a tool so i don't see the point in spending all sorts on a phone


ea3ddd  No.15968705

>>15968672

I'll take a look, but my upgrade plan seems to only support the leading phones (iPhone, Galaxy, etc.) I'll contact them to see if their upgrade program supports Huawei, but assuming it doesn't, should I just get some gay shit like the XR?


ea3ddd  No.15968710

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that I'll probably have to get one of those smart watches at some point. I suppose I need a phone that has compatability with something that's preferably waterproof and has some celluar/walkie talkie function.


112b31  No.15968756

>>15964283

The beauty of AVP1 is that it's an absolutely arcade FPS, like Quake. Interaction with the environment and story are borderline zero.

Every level is a race to the exit before the random spawns overwhelm you. When rebellion released the demos for each race in 99, they were stuck at maximum difficulty: people learned to beat every level on a single take, with no saves.


55127d  No.15968878

>>15964431

>This Person got banned

>>15964515

>This faggot didn't

Jesus christ whoever moderates this board needs to get their shit together


97daa2  No.15969029

>>15964373

>Prometheus was legit good, it had a lot of potential

It did have a lot of potential, but it was dragged down by dumb characters and a sequel that was more focused on David than the actual aliens.

Tell me, what was the point of the scene where we see neomorphs crest a ridge to show a scene of a cloud of the bioweapon David unleashed on the planet swarming in the air? How did none of the scans of the planet detect this? Why did this scene go nowhere?

Couple that with the bullshit of David defeating and replacing Walter off screen just to set up the WHAT A TWEEST ending that everyone saw coming and you have a film that squandered all potential this trilogy had.

Prometheus being bad could have been forgiven if Covenant had delivered on its promises, but it didn't. We were given cool new aliens and they get dropped so we can get David playing god. If they wanted a movie about David playing god then they should have gone with something that involved Shaw still being alive and David experimenting without her knowledge after wiping out the Engineers. Perhaps having the crew of the Covenant arriving and being preyed upon by David.


709825  No.15969312

File: f72296f721dfd76⋯.jpg (261.26 KB, 2160x911, 2160:911, кинематография.jpg)

>>15968185

Alien 3 is one of the best films in the series, the assembly cut that is, not the awful theatrical cut.

>>15969029

I didn't like Covenant that much to be honest, I agree that it completely trashed almost all potential of Prometheus' ending. But taken on its own Prometheus isn't bad at all and is almost on par with the original film, albeit for very different reasons and qualities.

>>15968211

>Multiple good characters from Aliens died off screen (Hicks, Bishop, Newt)

That was one of the better things about it, it stomped all the Cameron cheese and promptly went back to being about horror.

> The concept of a woman and a monster arriving on a YY chromozone prison planet, with no connection to civilization is an interesting framework for a plot, and alot could have been done with that.

A lot would have been done with that if the original "wooden planet" concept had been realised and the studio didn't scrap it in the last minute.

>Alien fans were disappointed

Not at the time, the film did pretty well actually and got decent reviews.

>And Ripley dying gave no clear way to continue the franchise, which lead to A:R.

That was the entire point of the film though, to be a final film. The ending was perfect until Resurrection ruined it.


bf1a9c  No.15969344

I always liked the idea that the Xenomorph was a naturally evolved creature.

That is why I despise Prometheus and Covenant.

A human-made android creating the Xenomorphs is ridiculous.


859cbf  No.15969364

>>15969344 (checked)

agreed, we shouldn't know shit about it, just that it morphs into whatever it breeds with

having some faggy android "create" it is stupid


709825  No.15969407

>>15969344

>I always liked the idea that the Xenomorph was a naturally evolved creature.

I dunno, they were kind of unnatural and biomechanical, plus the derelict they found had the eggs loaded as cargo.


615747  No.15971355

>>15969407

Pretty much this, Its heavily implied to be artificial

But by Aliens, not a fucking Human-made android

That is the dumbest shit ever

Why is Hollywood obsessed with destroying famous franchises?

>>15969312

>Alien 3 is one of the best films in the series,

Its really not, its mediocre because it pretty much relied on the same shit that was in the other films. The only thing new about it was that Ripley was impregnated and that was also possibly the best thing about the film.

It wasn't as good a horror film as the first one, and it was nowhere near as good as aliens in terms of action. It was a bit of a disappointment

A:R was somewhat actually good in a funny kind of way, albeit it was the least scary of all the films except for the body horror clones of Ripley. Its kind of fun to watch and laugh at, but apart from that horrible.; still better than covenant though

>But taken on its own Prometheus isn't bad at all and is almost on par with the original film, albeit for very different reasons and qualities.

Prometheus only became good after watching the absolute shitshow that was covenant

I swear these cunts are actually planning this, like "I'll make a film shit, and then make the sequel 100x shitter so the first one looks like a masterpiece"

>That was one of the better things about it, it stomped all the Cameron cheese and promptly went back to being about horror.

not when they die fucking off screen it doesn't, it just makes it look like some of the actors new how much of a shitshow it was going to be


55bf99  No.15971510

>>15968705

Upgrade plans are scams. You end up paying the full price of the phone anyways unless you upgrade right away, and then you're making payments on your new phone until you upgrade again or pay it all off.

>>15969364

It's a case of prioritizing "I want my movie to have a cool meaning" over "I want to make a good movie".


17a0f9  No.15971542

>>15971355

normally this is something i would never, ever accept as praise but you should watch alien 3 again, maybe twice or three times. the first time i watched it i went in expecting either alien, which drips in tension and dread, or aliens, which is a rooty tooty xeno shooty. instead i got a weird, dense and basically opaque movie that felt like some pretentious dickhole writer's vanity piece. i don't know why but i watched it a second time and for some reason i fucking loved it, and the third time i saw it i loved it even more. i'd honestly put it up on my own top ten, and it genuinely confuses me because i have no idea what changed from my initial opinion to what i feel now but repeated viewings made it happen


61caf0  No.15971551

File: 54363e87bbf1f3e⋯.jpg (11.69 KB, 385x278, 385:278, 1269675967599.jpg)

>>15964464

>architectural history, nineteenth century Romantic painting

Fucking gold


859cbf  No.15971564

>>15971510

>"I want my movie to have a cool meaning" over "I want to make a good movie".

you're not wrong, i'd almost accept it if it was a different director but yeah, he just made 2 more shitty movies that were 2deep4uman, as opposed to making a great horror film


615747  No.15971573

>>15971542

> i don't know why but i watched it a second time and for some reason i fucking loved it

Funnily enough i watched once and liked it, but the second time i hated it, I'll give it a third shot then


3be7e0  No.15971605

Friendly reminder that the people who think that Aliens was a good movie also like Terminator 2 better than Terminator and should kill themselves.


859cbf  No.15971650

>>15971605

t2 was decent man, shlocky action movie, the 1st half at least is decent


3be7e0  No.15971666


8ad276  No.15971673

>>15968124

You can get a new samsung S7 (which is more than enougth good smartphone) for 200 bucks. Only new launches and Iphones go for that price

>>>r/quitbullshitting


cab49b  No.15971681

>>15964515

she loved it


7a7bf6  No.15971918

>>15967115

It ain't a bad game, though it does show that making a "grounded" Metroidvania (as in having no fancy fantasy items or bird alien magictek upgrades to advance progress), really does limit what can "lock" off an area to be quite mundane. For instance you have to upgrade a keycard multiple times to access different floors is pretty boring unlike getting a Chozo ice beam to freeze a bunch of floating enemies in place.

The only other thing I wish it could have had was access to all the marines from the start instead of just 4 and only 4 unless you start killing them off deliberately. The individual scripts for each character is nice touch which should aid replayability.


709825  No.15976131

>>15971355

>Its really not, its mediocre because it pretty much relied on the same shit that was in the other films.

It really didn't, the Alien became satan and the film changed genre from a monster closet spook or a dumb action flick into existentialist terror. It's a complete change in themes and a reversal when it comes to the ending, in which Ripley sacrifices herself but that's a good ending.

>not when they die fucking off screen it doesn't, it just makes it look like some of the actors new how much of a shitshow it was going to be

It was supposed to be a kick in the nuts for redditors who wanted to see the continuing adventures of army dude, stronk womyn and the cute kid. The actors actually wanted to star in it but the script had no place for them. The scene where the beast is born and they hold the funeral is great and you wouldn't get that if they hadn't died at the start.

>Prometheus only became good after watching the absolute shitshow that was covenant

It was always pretty decent, it's just that it was butchered in editing which made all the characters act weird with all the scenes they cut out.


709825  No.15976140

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https://www.dsogaming.com/news/cold-iron-studios-is-working-on-an-aliens-mmo-for-current-gen-platforms/

Great news, there's an MMO in development so you don't just get a FnaF phone game but also a grindfest that you can play together with your fellow faggots.


e06edf  No.15976157

>>15976140

>Mobile

>FNAF

>MMO

What other tagwords instantly guarantee a bad game?


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f796e9  No.15976999

>>15964633

Ayy, at least I've learned to just laugh at this trash.


ce82b1  No.15977142

I take it Sega will no longer be doing Alien games?


9f505a  No.15977207

>>15976131

>kick in the nuts for redditors some 20 years before reddit


a78835  No.15977211

>>15971605

Friendly reminder that stale memes should stay in /tv/


3be7e0  No.15977262

>>15977211

I'm sorry your taste is so shit.


ff3124  No.15977858

File: a1ac930f9711246⋯.png (72.28 KB, 360x296, 45:37, logic.png)

>>15964633

THEN IT'LL HAVE LOTS OF PORN


b43844  No.15979182

So many ideas which could be done with the sci fi zombie/monster invasion genre.

We need an ayy lmao game where we're a dumb scientist just minding his own business trying to play his shitty stats game in peace and the ever increasing zombie aliens creating more areas to quarantine makes it a pain in the ass for him to get rich.

We need a base defense survival game where we get overrun each day and constantly have to quarantine areas and hope backup arrives and doesn't fuck up the cleansing mission or rescue mission.

We need a game which makes us comfy to be behind the window while the ayy lmaos taunt us and blow shit up. While stressing us and letting us know the grim future that awaits us if the ayy lmaos breach in and take us as their breeding slaves and slaves in general.

Alien games should be far more immersive and loose with its genres It should be a mixture of ideas. That's the only way to create a non generic game.


615747  No.15979862

>>15976157

>>15976157

>What other tagwords instantly guarantee a bad game?

MOBA?

tbh the moba like AVP maps they had on WC3 weren't that bad


2eba89  No.15983426

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CURSED FRANCHISE. CURSED FRANCHISE. EVEN MORE CURSED THAN SANIC SONIC THE BLUE PINBALL.

Why does this 1 Russian kid have to be our ONLY hope? why. Why. why. We cannot place our on hopes on 1 tiny kid working in Unity.


c25405  No.15983855

>>15964325

>Alien fanboys are trying to ape /sw/

Lol


c25405  No.15983862

>>15964464

Pure kino.


7a7bf6  No.15984033

>>15968642

>Those captions

That was unexpected.

>>15976157

Cinematic, immersion, diversity, online only, EA, toys-to-life, motion controls.


55127d  No.15984528

>>15964464

>Episodes 1 2 and 3 are good

lol


69c9b1  No.15989024

>>15964510

>tragedy

Like the one of Darth Plagueis the wise?


4134ca  No.15990724

>>15967115

I enjoyed it enough to make it to the end bu I would never ever play it again.

It had some good ideas but it's not a great game. Recommended only if an Alien Metroidvania calls your attention. SNES Alien 3 was better.


4134ca  No.15990727

>>15989024

I've never heard of that one.


1701b0  No.15990767

I knew it was too good to be true.


709825  No.15993205

>>15990727

I thought not. It's not a story a jew would tell you.


abe323  No.15993215

File: 443487f525b83c3⋯.png (269.67 KB, 400x463, 400:463, 194a1e0444f496543551129d86….png)

>>15984528

>the prequels are bad meme

You shouldn't take e-celeb jews seriously.


2d73c2  No.15993272

File: 2df3fe80ce8e248⋯.jpg (39.48 KB, 562x600, 281:300, 14326789028609.jpg)

>>15993215

>defending space politics

>not even interesting LoGH-tier space politics

Just because he sold out doesn't make the prequels any less shit. The only reason anyone remembers them fondly is the EU shit and the games that came with it.


29d694  No.15993320

>>15993215

Go back to /tv/ and stay there.




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