/v/ - Video Games

>>15947836

I don't think I've ever seen a franchise raped this badly.

>>15947835

Everything up to SA1 was magic. The environments, the music, the gameplay was satisfying, etc. After that it took a nose-dive. If you didnt grow up with it it wouldn't hit you as hard but those surreal environments grow fast on you as a kid.

Sonic Mania got the gameplay right but everything else was missing. Sonic Before the Sequel and After the Sequel got the environments and music right but not the gameplay

>yet another childhood raping CGI abomination no one asked for

That fucking trailer always brings to mind the guys like pic related. Just make a live action one with them, would be much more entertaining.

>>15947823

So a shit hollywood movie is where you draw the line. Not the constant stream of terrible shovelware, corny cartoons, embarrassingly bad comics, and the infamously autistic fanbase.

>>15947904

Do you actually believe that in 2013 there werent daily threads on /v/, /vg/, and /co/ talking about this shit franchise? That there wasn't an active scene for youtube poops of the sonic cartoons? That somehow discord is responsible?

>>15947916

The first response on 8/v/ towards any kind of hollywood news is dubs and some fag loudly announcing he reported the thread. If anything the good, upstanding /v/irgin that abstains from anything remotely popular would have an easier time ignoring things today than years ago.

>>15947927

I'd actually be fine with a Sonic Boom cartoon movie, so long it's by the same guys who made the show.

I'M GONNA POST MARK'S ASSHOLE

>>15947983

Man I'm glad I exist.

>>15947983

>Boomer born 1980-1999

Thats Millennials you daft cunt.

>>15948043

>>15947891

>Just make a live action one with them, would be much more entertaining.

This. They should just go full 1993 SMB movie route and make pic related real. I'd watch it.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE WILL EVENTUALLY TURN TO SHIT

>>15947823

>>15947835

Regardless of how well the games were made from a design perspective.

Tonally Sonic was pure until about the time they brought on the Sonic Colors writers, Some may say the games got too dark or the writing too anime for their liking, but there was a consistent soul and passion to the games, an ambition to always try and keep pushing what could be done with the series. Even with a game like Shadow the hedgehog where the goal was to make the most edgy game ever conceived it was never cynical, every aspect in the series showed a genuine desire just to make a fun game, even if it didn't always stick the landing perfectly.

And then 06 happened a game that was incredibly ambitions, but made under ridiculously unfair circumstances (Pic related) this lead them to eventually throwing the baby out with the bathwater, by Colors and onward the cast of Characters now felt hollow, like they were only basic character descriptions, Tails is smart, Knuckles isn't so smart ect… in the Adventure Era it was rewarding to stick though the whole thing and see how characters started and what path leads them to where they end up by the end of 06. It was easy to get invested in every single character, but when the new writers came who admitted they weren't Sonic fans and had no real knowledge of the series, the characters lost their history.

Having shallower characters is one thing for self contained games, but then Forces deliberately tried to appeal to the fans who loved that adventure era, and not only did it fail, in ways Forces felt like it was punishing you for ever being invested in these characters to begin with, It was hard to see modern versions of the characters try and be taken more serious, since a long time fan knows what they used to be like and has expectations of them.

It was easy to be hype seeing Chaos "the god of destruction" again after 19 years, but he shows up for 1 scene and gets no actual level dedicated to him, Tails is portrayed as a coward against Chaos yet he is in a weaker state then the one Tails already defeated when it was 4 times as powerful in adventure 1. Knuckles is shown to be an idiot when that was never really the case, he was just tricked a few times due to the fact he spent most of his life isolated on angel island ect…

but still even after Forces was clearly a hack job, I still saw a spark of that ambition that used to be their, Forces does have pretty decent moments, even if the game as a whole is incredibly underdeveloped. and I hate to admit it, but being a hopeless fan of this series with Sonic 2 being the first game i'v ever played, I now only want to see Sonic Team regroup and try again with more focus next time.

>>15949379

I can't argue with that when the best musical moments in the game come from Episode Shadow, which just reuses Shadows music from other games

>>15949415

It can be seen as cheap, but I immediately got that "Ahhh shiit" feeling when I heard the Shadow games music.

>>15949420

Doesn't help that at this point I pretty much know Westopolis better then I do my own house.

>>15949205

Sega should have won the console war. Then we wouldn't have all this "Nintendo can do no wrong" faggotry.

>>15947927

He did already!

The bridge poster is real.

The one that shows his face is weird: it looks profesional but shows Chris Pratt who hasn't been attached to the project for a long while.

We do know Sonic's eyes are no longer together.

>>15949687

where the fuck is he resting his legs on the second pic, it's clearly not the guy's head

>>15948469

what else am I missing?

>>15949973

what he said >>15949998

I wanted to put on Hitman™®℠© for it's shit business practices, but after going over some footage watching other people play it it looks like a true Hitman game.

Wait, I just realized you were talking about Absolution.

>>15948469

>>15949205

You remind me of those faggots that went "Mario did the spin roll like Sonic in Odyssey but BETTER XD" or the fans that called out Sega being more chill to fan modders and the Mania team as something to be ashamed of while praising Nintendo working with Ubisoft to make a cashgrab (an actually decent cashgrab but still) just because it's "professional". The latter pisses me off so much because I bet they're the corporate bootlickers that are allowing companies to get away with questionable actions against their customers.

>>15949749

You rang?

>Videogames

<Makes thread about a movie

>>15949853

silent hill

>>15953000

LOL

>>15953571

>>15954119

>>15954078

They changed from the origional japanese team to various western teams(all of which sucked) after 4. Opinions on 4 are divided, it's a bit quirky.

>>15957321

Nothing good comes from murder.

>>15957167

>>15954119

I just put in 4 and called it a day

>>15958146

>Resident Evil,

5 is already in

>Gauntlet,

I thought it was fine

>TORtanic,

will add

>Castlevania,

Lords?

>Banjo Kazooie,

Saved the image beforehand, forgot to put it in

>Crash,

I thought people said Remaster wasn't really bad

>Dawn of War.

right, III

>Spore

It's too monumental of a fuck up by a Moleneux team to not put in

>gayme grumps

fuck you, jon era was peak entertainment and arin used to be a cool dude who looked handsome and animated frequently enough. Guy inspired people to animate in flash and develop careers, but the ayy lmao had to suck it all out of him and replace his blood with soy.

>>15958257

<we've made dog shit for you after we've given you a feast, if you want another feast then go gnaw on the bones of your last meal GOY

I'm surprised no one posted this adorable thing.

>>15958740

I love just how much you can juxtapose this with Sonic Heroes, and you can be like "Yep, nice job Amy"

But at the same time Mania now takes place in a split timeline away from the adventure and modern era, so the events leading to Neo Metal Sonic will very likely never happen.

The planet is still quite possibly fucked though if Shadow is never discovered, due to the events of the Black Arms invasion being already set in motion.

Lore Autism is fun.

>>15959000(checked)

That depends of your definition of failed, when it comes to a profit standpoint Sonic has been the exact opposite of a failure, they can do pretty much anything with Sonic and regardless of criticism it will be profitable.

As for not knowing what to do with him, I don't agree with that until after 06 happened, people act as if the Adventure era's edge was some how new, but when it comes to the west at least, Sonic was always meant to be edgy, his whole gimmick aside from speed was being more exciting then that boring old Mario, Attitude was just as much as Sonic's thing as his speed. you can argue that by the time Shadow the game happened things got too edgy, but from Sonic 1 to 06 it clearly was just a natural evolution since Sonic team becoming able to present their story's with more ambition.

Maybe it wasn't as easy to show on the genesis, but the series always had some darker moments like in Sonic 3 when an entire forest gets burned down. Or in Sonic CD how the bad future gives off a lifeless and depressing tone, and you could say this doesn't count for not being a game but the Sonic Ova also got pretty dark with how Metal Sonic was defeated.

>>15960626

Na, but autism is a reward in and of itself it seems, since you learn things that are as fascinating as they are fucking pointless.

>>15962583

>gag

more like advertisement

oh god

>>15962656

Sonic woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Sonic screamed.

"I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" said Sonic, jumping out of bed. Sonic put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast. "No time for breakfast!" said Sonic as he ran past Sonic's Mom.

"You will regret this," said Sonic's Mom, leering at him from the kitchen stove, wearing aprons and oven mitts on her hands. Sonic did not care. He was late! Sonic ran outside and ran to the bus stop where people were getting on the bus.

"Tails! Knuckles! Wait for me!" said Sonic as he ran towards the bus.

"Hey Knuckles, its' Sonic," said Tails to Knuckles at the bus stop.

"He is late!" said Knuckles to Tails before getting on the bus. Sonic ran so fast to the bus and he got on the bus after Tails.

"Just in time," said Sonic, huffing and puffing like he was doing the Cupid Shuffle for the first time. Sonic sat down next to Tails, and Knuckles sat behind them, taking up both seats.

"I'm so bad," said Knuckles, laughing because he sat where two people could sit. Knuckles did this every day and no one bothered him, but they all knew it was against the rules of both man and God. The bus started and drove at the school and parked and they got out.

"We're at school now," said Tails. "It is time to go to class." Sonic was also at school, so he went to his first class of the day, English class. Sonic did not like English very much, but he did not like any class very much that was not about running and going fast, which is what Sonic does best. Sonic got to his class and sat down in his seat.

CHAPTER 2

The rest of the day for Sonic was awful! So bad it was that Sonic went home and went right to the bathroom and took a big poop. It was a mad poop because it went out fast. It shooted out of his butthole so fast that it was like a gun shooting. His poop stunk so much that even the neighbors could smell it and they all had a meeting at night about what to do about it and they decided that they would just put fans on outside and if it really started to smell again they would do something else.

So Sonic pooped and went up to his room and shouted into his pillow "I hate everything!". Sonic shouted loud and he heard a knock at his door.

"What is wrong Sonic," asked Sonic's Mom.

"Nothing said Sonic," said Sonic.

"Okay just keep it down because I am trying to watch the t-v." said Sonic's Mom to Sonic and left without saying anything else. Sonic was in his room still so he looked out to the window and saw Tails flying there with this flying tails.

"Sonic are you ok," asked Tails. "I was worried about you, Sonic." Sonic was less mad because Tails was always nice and smart and didn't care that Sonic left his Porns around his room so he could think about kissing and doing sex on Amy when he wasn't with Amy. "Please be happy," said Tails. "Are you there?"

Sonic went to the window and opened the window. Sonic grabbed Tails and put him on the bed because Sonic is strong too. "This day was the worst," said Sonic. "Everyone thinks I am a gay loser all because I gave them my journal." Sonic cried a little and Tails put his hand under his face to catch his tears. Tears can stain a carpet.

Tails hugged Sonic and said, "I am always here for u. The prom is tonight also."

"Wow I forgot" said Sonic. Sonic ran to his closet fast and pulled out his prom uniform (its a tuxedo) and put it on faster. "Is our limo here yet Tails?" said Sonic while looking at Tails.

"Yes," said Tails right back.

"Let's go," and Sonic went outside with Tails who was also in prom clothing and they went outside and got in the limo.

"The limo is broken," said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored. Sonic and Tails got out of the limo and asked the limo driver if they could fix it. "Nope the limo is broken eternally," said the limo Driver. So Sonic grabbed Tails's hand and said "Let's go," and ran all the way to the prom which was on an island called "Ghost Island."

"This place is scary," said Tails. Ghost Island was really scary. It was shaped like a skull, and everything looked like it was dead. Sonic looked at Tails.

"Yeah it is." Said Sonic.

"Why would the put the prom on this island," said Tails. "I don't see anyone else from the school here." Tails and Sonic were both worried about it all. Sonic and Tails walked forward and there was a Haunted House. Sonic and Tails went into the Haunted House and it was spooky. Sonic saw a ghost and Tails saw a mummy. There was a man laughing.

"Ha ha ha, Sonic and Tails, now you are both here and fallen right into my trap," said the man laughing. The man looked like a fat immature gay. It was Eggman.

"Eggman why you're here," asked Sonic and shouted at Eggman. "Are you here for the Chaos Emeralds!" Sonic shook his fists at Eggman and Tails ran at him but what an idiot he was because a cage fell down from the top of the sky and trapped Tails. "You are doomed now," said Egg man. "Welcome to a graveyard of you."

Sonic was shocked but did not run forward because he did not want to get caught too but what if Eggman did not have another cage? Sonic did not know so he went to the side into a different room. This room was smaller and had carpets and wallpaper. It was still scary though.

Sonic said "I need to find a way out and to save Tails," and he walked into a door that was on the next wall. "Next thing," said Sonic, and he came out of the room into the same room he was in. "This is a Haunted House so you always come back to the same place," said Sonic thinking of famous saying he saw once on the wall of a Walgreens where it was written.

Eggman laughed and pointed at Sonic, "I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again because I am going to do sex to her tonight."

"No, this cannot be real," said Sonic. Sonic knew that he had to do something but what.

CHAPTER 3

Sonic ran the fastest right to Dr. EggMan right through his traps and jumped at the floating platform that Eggman was standing on.

"I'm coming for you!" said Sonic and he jumped up up right to the platform and got so close but fell because it was just too high to reach even for Sonic. Sonic said "Damn" and ran up the staircase that was in the middle of the big room that were under Eggman. Sonic ran to the top and at the top he jumped again from a higher spot and this time reached the platform because it was easier to get to it. "Now you are mine!" shouted Sonic right to Eggman in his ear.

"I am not going to fall this easily," said Eggman who then grabbed a crystal remote control out of his pocket and pressed a button on it that made a dome of lasers around Eggman. "Get out of here!" yelled Eggman. "I am Eggman and I will have my way with the treasures of this island!" said Eggman. Eggman flew up higher on his platform and Sonic had already fell from the lasers that were on the floating platform so Sonic didn't get to go too. Eggman disappeared into a purple and black portal at the top of the sealing and Sonic was left at the bottom of the room on the middle of the stairs.

"Amy still has to be here somewhere and I need to get Tails out of that locked cage," said Sonic thinking about what he should do next. Sonic ran up the stairs really fast and down the hallway at the top of the stairs on the second floor. Sonic picked a door and ran into the door. The room Sonic ran into had a big picture of an old man on it and he looked just so old that it was like seeing a skeleton right there. Sonic said "This man probably died ages ago and left all his money from being in Reala State to his sons who build this place." Sonic thought this was not the right room to be in so he left it and went into the next room.

This was the right room to be in Sonic knew immediately. There was a big red bed and Amy was tied with rope around her feet and hands and there was another rope around her head with a lock in her mouth so she couldn't open it or say anything at all. Sonic ran right to the bed without doing anything before doing that and untied Amy with his Sonic Speed.

"I am so glad you are here," said Amy. "This prom is not turning out like I hoped it would when I bought this dress." Amy was wearing a pretty red dress that was like what she normally wears but longer and there were two flowers on the two shoulders. Amy's dress also made her boobs look bigger Sonic noticed. Sonic thought for just a moment that this was the perfect moment to get her to give sex to him but he did not do it beause Tails still needed help.

"Where is the key to open Tails's cage," said Sonic to Amy. "We need to open Tail's cage. He can't get out the cage."

"I saw Eggman putting a key in a safe behind the picture in the room you were just in," said Amy. "So let's go get it!" Amy and Sonic ran to the next room and Sonic got there first, he is the faster one in the relationship. Sonic punched his big strong hand right through the painting like a body builder and found the safe behind the painting.

"This safe needs a password," said Sonic. "What could it be?" Sonic thought long and hard about everything he knew about Eggman. Sonic knew Eggman was a gay asshole who always ruined Sonic's plans to be the hero and now he ruined Sonic's prom. Sonic tapped on his brain and thought harder.

"Maybe the password is his name" said Amy. It was not and Sonic knew it before Sonic put it in to the safe lock. "I love her for her body" thought Sonic. Sonic thought harder and had an idea.

"What if the password is "SAOHC SDLAREME."" Finally shouted Sonic at Amy next to him.

Amy who was there said "What does that mean?" Amy, Sonic's Girlfriend was confused.

But we already had a decent Sonic movie.

>>15962810

Maybe, I think it's kid's idea of being a KEWL TEENAGER BRO.

CHAPTER 4

Sonic did like in the first chapter and went to school again. Now it's lunch time and Sonic was in the lunch room. Sonic was telling all of the people at his table who were Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Espio, and Charmy Bee about what did happen yesterday but Tails already knew so he was nodding his head like a good friend.

"You should have seen it," said Sonic. "I was in the Haunted House and I shot Eggman but I let him get away right before I could have killed him." Sonic laughed and Tails laughed at the same time.

Knuckles said "You should stop going on these cool adventures because high school is more important," said Knuckles and Sonic knew he was right because its called Sonic high school and it should be more about the high school part. So Sonic asked them all what their up to.

"Well I am entering the Science Competition, " said Tails. "To win the Science Competition I have to come up with the best invention and my invention is this Invisibility Hat. It makes you invisible but I can't do it right now because I have to make sure it works perfect for the Science Competition." Tails was so smart that Sonic knew he would win the Science Competition because Tails is like Inestine.

"Nerd!" shout Knuckles right into Tails ear, what a bad guy. "I am just hanging out and not going to class because I want to cause trouble," said Knuckles. Knuckles was so bad that he would cause trouble. Sonic thought Knuckles was a fuck.

Shadow was next and he was badder than Knuckles but in a different way. "I'm not going to be around much longer…" said Knuckles. He always did … at the end of what he was saying because it was mysterious.

"Where are you going." said Tails. Because he was curious.

"I am going to kill my parents," said Shadow. See this is how Shadow is worse than Knuckles, he did serious bad things. At least at the end of the day Knuckles could sleep. Shadow was too dark for that.

"I am going to go try out for the FootBall team," said Espio. Espio was athletic like Sonic but not as fast but he had a horn on his nose that was good for attacking people in front of him so Sonic thought he would be good at football.

"I am going to go try out for the play," said Charmy Bee. Charmy Bee was loud and singing always.

"You're an annoying fag so you should do great," said Knuckles.

"Do not hurt my feelings!" said Charmy. Charmy was use to being hectored so he was able to remove himself from his potent fury.

"Did you see Rouge just now?" said Espio. "She is looking so hot in her tiny bra!" Espio obviously wanted to kiss her deep.

"You should ask her out," said Sonic.

"But the Prom was yesterday." Said Espio.

"Well that is okay, you can date anytime," said Sonic.

"Oh," said Espio. "Well then I am gonna kiss and sex her tonight!" Espio was like a little boy looking at his mom's boob for the first time. Sonic and Tails together were both looking at each other and they wanted to help Espio.

"We are gonna help you get a date," said Sonic and Tails at the same time simultaneously. "And we are gonna do it right now!" Said Sonic and Tails. Sonic and Tails got up and both grabbed one of Espio's arms and dragged him across the room (Sonic did most the dragging because he is stronger) and put him right at Rouge.

"What is this about?" said Rouge with a questioning sound. She blinked her eyelids quickly like a race car. "What do you want? Why are you here?"

Espio looked right into her eyes with a passion like a hundred barking dogs and said "Rouge will you go out with me." Espio was sweating and there were drops of sweat dropping of his hands in front of her.

"I don't know…" said Rouge and looked at Espio. Rouge gave him a sexy look that made Espio feel in love.

"Please do it," said Sonic and Tails together at the same time.

"Okay, we can go on a date tonight," said Rouge. Sonic and Tails and Espio were stoked and high-fived right there. By the time this night ended, one of them would have done their first sex.

"Now here's the hard part," said Espio. "How do I put sex in her without getting in trouble?" Sonic and Tails looked at each other and thought "Uh Oh" and Espio walked out while holding on to Rouge's boobies because they are now BoyFriend and GirlFriend and its allowed to do it.

>>15962820

I don't like that tumblr writing style of yours.

>>15962826

maybe they're nostalgio of simpler times they want to go back to

CHAPTER 6

Espio walked to Rouge's house because it was time for their date together, and all Espio could think about was that they were about to make sex for the first time. Espio looked at the computer and read about what to do and what the right words were so he would know how it works and how to say it right so no one would make fun of him. It was Rouge's house he was at now, and it was in front of him.

Espio knocked Rouge's house door. "I hope she is home!" said Espio and she was, she opened the door just then.

"Hello, I'm home," said Rouge, looking always sexy in her tiny baby bra and big cool boobs. Espio thought she looked like the hottest woman in the world that he could see from here. "Where are you taking me on our date tonight?" whispered Rouge in a sex-filled voice.

Espio had thought this one over on the way over so that he could say it right the first time and get her to do what he wanted: that's sex. "Well," said Espio, "Just let me put on this science hat and we will begin sex."

Rouge looked shocked but she probably was excited too, Espio could tell they both had a nerection. "What?" said Rouge in a shocked way, "Right here?"

Espio said "Yes, this hat was made by Tails pacifically for our date! It makes it impossible to see and impossible to hear while I am wearing it." Espio did a cool face at her because being smart can be cool too as long as you're not a nerd ass.

Rouge said "Okay, let's go inside," and gently grabbed Espio's hand, but he pulled it back and she fell causing him to fell and they both together fell on to the grass where they rolled around in it until they were about in the middle of Rouge's house's front lawn so there was plenty of room around them for activities.

"No," said Espio, "I want to make sex in you right here!" and Espio put on the Invisibility Hat so nobody could see or hear them and a whole new world of possibilities were optioned to them so they could do sex in what ever way they wanted and it was time to start sex right now.

Espio revealed his penis to Rouge, who looked at it. Rouge said "Cool" and took out her vagina. Espio's penis was really big from looking at Rouge like when he is in church and its so boring but you just get a boner anyway. Rouge's vagina looked like a surprised ghost. Espio's penis approached Rouge like a plane flying down at the airport but instead of being full of business men it was full of Espio's Creamy Italian salad dressing.

"Here it comes!" cried Espio, ramming his mauve avenger into Rouge's vagina spot. Rouge screamed sex noises and Espio messed around with her boobs and face like she was the X-Men arcade game. Espio slapped his big awesome penis from side to side in her vagina like a hotdog windshield wiper and Rouge was ripping grass from the lawn.

Then Espio used his tail to flip her over (he can do this) and put his penis into her butt. He moved his penis in circles in her butthole like he was building a golf course and digging out the back 9. Rouge was flapping her bat wings like an idiot and not flying because Espio's was holding on to her asscheeks and pressing into them with his fingers and leaving marks that looked like it said "wow" when combined with the spot where her butthole is, and that is what she felt because Espio seemed to be a sex professional.

Espio used his tail again to flip her over and did all-star sex things like using his penis like a rolling pin on her face and plugging his penis into her bellybutton to see how far it would go and making a balls hurricane with swirling his balls and her balls. Finally they both got so sexy that Espio's penis ejaculated, and semen came out of it and landed on Rouge who was lying there on the lawn but nobody could see them so it was ok. At that part Espio screamed "It's semen time!" and Rouge shouted "Create a generation in me!". Espio ejaculated semen in to her vagina and that was what happened.

Now that they were done doing sex, they put their penis and vagina and balls away and Espio took off the Invisibility Hat and it was like nothing ever happened but they both know it did because they were there for it.

"Bye bye," said Espio and Espio walked off her property and away to his house and did the rest of his things until school happened the next day.

>>15963055

I don't know but I find the story to be a modern Classic, a great look into the human physique that is teenagers

CHAPTER 7

"We had front sex." whispered Espio at the people at his lunch table. Espio was at school in the lunchroom and also was Tails and Knuckles and Charmy Bee and Vector, too. "I ejaculated from my penis and into her body, bet you haven't done that." They had not done that.

"Wow, cool! You are the coolest after Sonic!" said Tails who was right there so he didn't have to shout. It was good not to shout because this was supposed to be a secret. Tails did not hear the whole school talking about Espio's penis and balls like with Sonic in chapter 1 but in a different way (sex).

"Yeah, speaking of Sonic, where is that gay-bag?" said Vector, who was the captain of the school's FootBall team. Vector was good at this because he was big and strong and had sharp teeth under his mouth. "Just kidding," said Vectors. "Sonic is cool!"

"I don't know!" said Tails to Vector.

Where Sonic was was somewhere else, trying to find Amy who was not at lunch.

Sonic was knocking on Amy's door at her house. "Are you home," said Sonic. "Are you home." It was like Amy was not home because she was not opening the door. Sonic was worried about Amy because she was his only GirlFriend even if she denied his sex offer, so he ran into the door and barged it down like it was made of nothing. Sonic was now in Amy's house. Amy's house was really pink because that was Amy's color. Sonic looked around Amy's house for Amy but Sonic could not find anyone. Sonic finally went to Amy's bedroom and opened the door up.

What Sonic saw next was what he did not expect. Amy was there tied up on her bed with a thing in her mouth so she couldn't talk. Sonic did a scream and ran over to Amy who was looking at his with tears in her eyes. She looked sad and starved like African kids. Sonic united Amy and she sat up and cried into Sonic's arms.

"It was awful!" said Amy. "He came into my room in the evening and tied me up on this bed and messed up the things in my room!" Amy was right, her room looked messy.

"So get a maid," said Sonic, always thinking about a solution to problems. "Who tied you up, who was it? Be calm Amy, calm down and talk to me." Sonic patted Amy on the back to help her.

"It was Shadow! I saw him outside his house next door with a machine gun and a sword going in his house to kill his mom, and he saw me! He knew I saw him so he tied me up like a brigand!" Amy said all of this. Sonic was shocked that Amy said this to him. He remembered now in that other part when Shadow said he was going to kill his mom but no one thought about it more than once because Shadow was always a bad guy. What they didn't realized was that Shadow was serious.

"Okay, was it him who also said that you would not have sex with me on Sonic Messenger?" said Sonic to Amy.

"Yes! I did not talk to you then." spoke Amy back to Sonic.

"So how do you really feel about it?" asked Sonic whose brain was now humming with sex ideas.

"Shit I don't know," said Amy still all worked up. "Give me a day. Right now let's get things right." So Sonic and Amy went back to school where everyone else was besides them. Sonic and Amy saw Espio walking around between a lot of other people.

"Hey, here you are," said Espio to Sonic and Amy. "I had sex with Rouge last night! Do not tell everyone." said Espio.

"Oh, that's right you did, I almost forgot," said Sonic. "Hear that, Amy?" and Amy was like yup. "You gotta tell me all about it later so I know what to do to Amy." said Sonic and then turned around.

Sonic heard a sound coming from down the hallway where someone was coming. It was a really fat guy that looked so huge to him. The fat guy got closer and closer until they could see who it was, and it was Rouge!

"Wow, you are so fat now," said Espio, "What's that about?"

Rouge looked mad and surprised at Espio. "Well you got me pregnant!" said Rouge.

"Oh my god" thought Sonic to himself without saying it with voice. "She is pregnancy fat." This means she will have a baby.

Amy was smiling for real to Rouge. "That's so nice! I hope you have a great baby." said Amy.

Sonic tried to be a good boy friend and said "Hope your baby is cool." And smiled. Espio looked more worried than everybody else.

"So I am gonna be your baby's dad?" said Espio, worried and excited, both.

"Better believe it, fag boy," said a voice that sounded just like Shadow'

>>15963085

read me a bed time story.

I'm surprised that no one got this fact right, so i guess i'll say it.

The Sonic narrative reached its peak already with

Tails Got Trolled

Everything after has been too bad to be enjoyable (or maybe not autistic enough, or simply the wrong kind of autism)

>>15963138

>>15947823

>Why is everything I ever loved being torn apart with each passing year? Can't they just let things remain pure?

Serves you right!

Karma's a real bitch, innit'?

>>15979827

evolve will never ever be a good game

>>15979838

trash

>>15959071

>that video

Let me fix that for you.

>>15980282

Well I used Sonic boom to prove the point that Sonic was a bit more edgy in the west, you have to admit that Sonic warrior isn't exactly edgy.

Also I personally prefer the US soundtrack probably just from growing up with it TBH, but both Soundtracks are great.

>>15962656

Jarring, but would have been cool.

>>15990699

>>15986338

The premise of the first episode worked well enough. it established that Eggman would perform his own machinations regardless of planet, but also that sonic is not a Good Guy in the typical sense, he's a chaotic neutral at best.

>>15947904

>>15947916

>>15947938

For you people saying it was easier to ignore Sonic back then, literally just don't buy a ticket and don't watch the trailer. Boom, problem solved faggots

>>16004968

Forces was extremely disappointing for pretty much every Sonic fan actually, I just thought Shadow was done half way decent for a character who hadn't been used since 2006.

Forces only saving grace was the OC Creator