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File: 60bcdf7273599a3⋯.png (12.81 KB, 354x360, 59:60, g6oTH9yi.png)

d3e359  No.15895636

Xbox 2 codenames rumoured to be Anaconda and Lockhart

The rumoured Xbox 2 consoles reportedly have new codenames.

>A new report suggests that the next Xbox consoles are codenamed Anaconda and Lockhart. Yes, we said "consoles" as in more than one. According to Windows Central, these new names are all lumped under the previously reported "Scarlett" codename, which is still reportedly meant to refer to the family of Xbox devices rather than specific consoles. That's where Anaconda and Lockhart come in.

>At present, it seems that Lockhart refers to the "cheaper" Xbox model. It's not clear at this time how cheap it will be or what sacrifices this console will make, but it has been previously suggested that Microsoft's cheaper next-gen console might be a digital-only device that will not run physical discs. That hasn't been confirmed at this time, but the report mentions that the relationship between these two consoles may be similar to the relationship between the Xbox One S and the Xbox One X.

>As for Anaconda, that would be the Xbox One X of the relationship. However, even that comparison doesn't quite convey what you should probably expect from these upcoming consoles. Windows Central reports that the Lockhart model will probably still be even more powerful than the Xbox One X. That means that the Anaconda model will theoretically be significantly more powerful than the most powerful current console. It's not clear at this time how Microsoft will achieve that goal, but it's believed that the Anaconda Xbox will feature a much better SSD along with better processing technology.

>Of course, all of this information is at least somewhat speculative until Microsoft actually confirms the details of the next Xbox consoles. It's of course also worth mentioning that these codenames are almost never the actual names of the upcoming next-gen consoles. If Microsoft does indeed release two consoles to kick off their next generation, though, then it's not inconceivable that they could go with the brand name "Xbox Two."

>Whatever the next generation of Xbox hardware has in store for us, we can guarantee you that the next generation of Xbox consoles will benefit from Microsoft's high-profile acquisitions of developers Ninja Theory, Obsidian, inExile, and more.

https://archive.fo/Ovsih

>he actually thought Microsoft was going to leave the console market

top lel

b1713a  No.15895646

>the next generation of Xbox consoles will benefit from Microsoft's high-profile acquisitions of developers Ninja Theory, Obsidian, inExile, and more

I kek'd.


239b8f  No.15895651

all the devs they acquired were highly questionable with really spotty histories (especially ninja theory and obsidian) and with no japanese devs on contract to produce exclusives it's just writing on the wall the games will have mediocre game play at best and be bloated with pretentious political and teenage level philosophical masturbation.


79e8f4  No.15895658

>Ninja Theory

Oh, I am really thrilled to see more of Tameen Andonlades shenanigans.


1c91c1  No.15895661

If they're not fuckin retarded, they'll have one as a dedicated gaming platform, and the other as a gay 'multimedia' jack-of-all-trades platform for all the boomers and normalfags they aimed the xbone at.


283f49  No.15895662

>>15895658

>Ninja Theory

They made enslaved oddessy to the west and Senua's sacrifice though, those were pretty fun.


239b8f  No.15895674

>>15895662

No, they were boring shit, the latter being absolute trash


660bd2  No.15895681

>Ninja Theory

Is that why DmC2 demo was on Xbox?


f6e1ac  No.15895740

They're likely gonna try to do the Steam PC thing, but with proprietary hardware. As a result, you're gonna see a poorfag-tier model with half the games running like shit and the other half not running at all and the other model that has games in near single digits because which 3pp dev would take time of day to put up with making something run for two sets of hardware without incentives and not retarded SDK's.

It's gonna run FIFA, AC and all the other modern trash though.


1dde30  No.15895846

>>15895681

Oh man, anon. You did it again. You called something what it isn’t because you’re so cool and hip.


6965cc  No.15895920

Are they gonna just make it with average PC parts tied up together with 3 times their actual price, again?


37ee63  No.15895949

>>15895636

They're literally copying apple's strategy of releasing 2 kinds of iphones at the same time and hoping it would work for consoles as well.


428b98  No.15896087

File: 57650a554f7c1e4⋯.png (13.05 KB, 255x221, 15:13, 8d35d1bc384f37a8ddf398a142….png)

They should call it the Microsoft Anaconda and make the controller one massive jointed wagglan stick like a fucking stupid pile of shit


017e5c  No.15896124

>More powerful then the most powerful door stopper

Is this the part where I get paid for pretending that means something?

>Xbox 2

>Implying Microsoft gets to pick the names

So what will the new Xbone be called?


63a17e  No.15896126

>>15895949

Microsoft have been trying to be Apple for nearly a decade now

The Xbone itself was supposed to be a fucking Home Console Iphone as well.

And look at their stores


63a17e  No.15896134

File: 6f2d936ebc75683⋯.jpg (64.05 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

>It wasn't written by the messiah

Fuck


e63de6  No.15896469

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, deflat.jpg)

>>15896124

Odds are non-zero that they will actually call it the XBOX Huge.


77851d  No.15896491

>>15896124

>>15896469

Maybe not huge, but "Big" or something along those lines so they can try to call it "the next big thing." Maybe even just "The Xbox Next" and then they get upset when people call it the NeXtbox, or the Netflixbox.

Remember that Xbox One was a result of them wanting people to call it "The One" since it was an all-in-one media box among other things.


09a49e  No.15896675

File: c260f4f8e175749⋯.jpg (236.83 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, wallpaper_heavenly_sword_0….jpg)

>>15895662

Senua's is a good movie. A decent choice to play if you have someone over who doesn't like video games to impress them with the "story" and cinematography. Enslaved, I've only played the demo of. I have the game around here somewhere but have never actually had the motivation to play it over something else. I remember being impressed by the facial animations even back on the 360 version, which is why I got a copy for $5. So take that as it is.

The only Ninja Theory game I REALLY want to play is Heavenly Sword, and not even necessarily because it looks that good on it's own. I just remember that, at the time, it looked like it could be fun - but I wasn't willing to shell out $600 for a Sony Shitstain 3 to play. And then it never got ported to a better platform and Sony dropped Backwards compatibility so now I'm just kind of stuck until I find a source to pirate it and hope RPCSX3 is compatible.

And honestly, now that I really think about it - I think the only reason why I was even interested in Heavenly Sword to begin with was because the way her hair physics were implimented reminded me of Shinobi's scarf for the PS2, and that just kind of triggered a positive association that just hasn't been displaced yet.


09a49e  No.15896702

File: e5233274f138b7b⋯.jpg (88.87 KB, 853x960, 853:960, f529c97b68fe865df1cd44e05b….jpg)

>>15896693

>>15896693

He has to eat his Swiss Rolls with a fork now because his fingers can no longer properly articulate.


6e90ce  No.15896751

File: 3f19461d8ba2d75⋯.png (328.6 KB, 831x768, 277:256, 5irf30k06nd01.png)

>>15896693

>A hand bigger than a Switch.

God lord put down the fucking cake.


9f6cff  No.15896785

File: f6679e01e6f1021⋯.png (64.47 KB, 214x210, 107:105, dededeanger.png)

>Xbox 2

>Is actually Xbox 4

>Following the Bone's stupid naming convention


eae9cf  No.15896805

>>15896785

Glad to see I'm not the only one who fucking despises this naming convention.


0a00ad  No.15896820

Why would anyone buy another microsoft console when videogames as a whole died on the 8th generation and you can get a RGH'd 360 for like 40 burger coins.


6f7195  No.15896832

Xbone as a brand is fucking dead.


4bd3c7  No.15896836

They'll have more consoles than good exclusives if an XBOX Deuce actually comes out.


b08f0a  No.15896852

>>15895681

What a knee slapper


91ee2b  No.15896855

Has there been any good exclusives for the Xbone excluding Halo?

Microsoft really needs to step up their game. I don't mind them seeing their unsold products every time I walk into Costco, but they've gotta do better.


77851d  No.15896869

File: b4cf0e91749de11⋯.jpg (175.01 KB, 636x848, 3:4, deer tag.jpg)

>>15896785

>first XBox called XBox

>second called XBox 360

<journalists refer to the next console as the XBox 720

>third called XBox One

>3.5th called XBox One X (X.B.O.X.)

<journalists refer to the next console as the XBox Two

4th will probably be called the XBox Next since it, much like the boner, fucks with people who actually want to talk about the console.

XBox One was stupid because then people had to clarify if they meant the original or the current one. XBox Next will be stupid because, years down the road, people will have to clarify if they mean this one or the upcoming one. And they might have to re-clarify every time a new console is on the way, until the brand is buried.


6f7195  No.15896913

>>15896869

> until the brand is buried.

it's been buried for years.


f7784d  No.15897062

File: c23c9f0cc93ec09⋯.jpg (16.09 KB, 272x249, 272:249, 1537201797807.jpg)

>>15895636

>Still playing consoles in the year of our Lord, 2018

Enjoy paying for shitty internet plans, censorship, and worse overall performance. Don't for one second believe that microshill won't mess up again.

I wouldn't even be suprised if they enabled more censorship than the jews at sony.


09a49e  No.15897133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15897062

>I wouldn't even be suprised if they enabled more censorship than the jews at sony.

Oddly enough, I uploaded a bunch of lewd Peach Beach Splash and modded Skyrim/FalloutNV clips and this one Fate VR experience with this slut bouncing on a ball and pole dancing - using fucking tags for Ori and the Blindforest and Forza Horizon - and they all went through moderation. The only clip I've ever uploaded that they hit me with a moderation action over was a clip of me running Farpoint in VR. They've got an anime Club on Xbox which is just people spamming barely clothed anime sluts and it's one of their most popular clubs. Nobody ever gets shit for it that I know of.


4d9583  No.15897188

>>15896855

I guess there is Crackdown 3 to look forward to in 2019. Then again, it determines what you consider exclusive since you can also play that on PC. That was part of their strategy for xbone: to be able to play xbone games on PC as well but it backfired because why would you play the xbone version when there is a PC version of it released at the same time? The only exclusive that people really talked about when it came to xbone exclusives was Sunset Overdrive but that is even gone now since they recently released that for PC for some reason. Maybe to recoup money loss since I'm sure that game at release was thought of as mediocre at best.


293ca4  No.15897265

>>15896855

I enjoyed Gears of War, but that came out on PC later anyways. Mass Effect 1 was great but, again, got a PC version later.


09a49e  No.15897281

>>15897188

It hasn't backfired, it's just half-implimented. From what I hear - the ultimate plan is to make Windows 10 machines into just another Xbox, but with added functionality of also being a PC. They've been working on developing these sand-box tools like UWP to essentially allow "one click" porting between different hardware profiles. If they can get that commercially functional in the next gen - then they can bring over pretty much every single Xbox One/360/Original and next-gen game to the PC and sell them all with crossplay/crossbuy/gamepass functionality through the Windows 10 integrated marketplace.

The biggest hurdle to any major hardware manufacturer - is to get the hardware into people's houses. Because that is a pre-requisite to getting them into your digital stores, which currently have a $300 (or so) cover charge. Microsoft wants to erase that by giving PC users the option to basically get a free Xbox built into their PCs. On the other hand, mobile has been eating into the PC market as the dedicated generalized computing platform of choice for the general population. If they can "rebrand" a Windows 10 PC into being an Xbox platform with expanded functionality of also being a PC - they can use that as a wedge to get into people's livingrooms and keep people buying their OS.


91ee2b  No.15897333

>>15897265

Was the PC version of GoW well optimized?


09a49e  No.15897370

>>15897333

It was fine from what I remember. I was keeping a stable 60fps most of the time on high settings with a Ryzen 5 1600 and R9 380. I haven't bothered re-downloading it because it's not worth 120gb of data lost, let alone 250gb the 4k texture packs would require even though I could easily run that now.

I'm still on an ameri-burger 4mbps premium "high speed" service.


9e3fe8  No.15897392

File: fc56799a0bb9e32⋯.png (2.88 KB, 187x169, 187:169, ௵.png)

I said it before, I'll say it again.

>4K, Blu-Ray

>$100 less than PS5

>publically call out Sony and say M$ won't censor games

There, that's all they need to beat Sony.


6f7195  No.15897402

>>15897392

M$ is incompetent and even when they have a lead they end up fucking up.


ae9548  No.15897423

>>15897392

To MS's favor, the XboneX actually can play those 'UHD' Blu-rays whereas the PS4 Pro can't.

But seriously, if they went OG Xbox with the JP partners deals (mainly Sega back then) and do a countershot of that Sony 'how to play used games' video with a 'how to play games that have been successfully rated by the boards and not us' schtick, they might just be able to make Sony's pockets crumble.


163b76  No.15897441

>>15895662

Senua's is really REALLY fucking boring, so I wouldn't list that as an example of a good game.


9e3fe8  No.15897450

>>15897423

>But seriously, if they went OG Xbox with the JP partners deals (mainly Sega back then) and do a countershot of that Sony 'how to play used games' video with a 'how to play games that have been successfully rated by the boards and not us' schtick, they might just be able to make Sony's pockets crumble

Yes, they have publically shame Sony as hard as possible, just like Sony did to them for the used games debacle.

I'd imagine a lot of JPN devs and publishers want an excuse to drop Sony right now, and M$ need to capitilize or Nintendo will snap up the majority of that possible support.


2180a3  No.15897456

>>15897450

>I'd imagine a lot of JPN devs and publishers want an excuse to drop Sony right now, and M$ need to capitilize or Nintendo will snap up the majority of that possible support.

Not that Nintendo needs to work that hard. The Switch already outsold the PS4 in Japan.


09a49e  No.15897466

File: 3820d989f4de0a0⋯.jpg (402.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kuroki.jpg)

File: a6eb0802a3902ee⋯.png (54.4 KB, 931x676, 931:676, a6e.png)

File: dfdb3866e205001⋯.png (39.36 KB, 344x185, 344:185, 491d2b7496b6bf895f7ef9095b….png)

>>15897423

I still think that Microsoft needs to play on their reputation of being an unpopular console in Japan. Flips that shit around and pander to otakus and other "outsiders" in Japanese culture. Promise them a safe haven in this censorship storm, and encourage strong parental controls (ideally turned on by default) that actually allow them to release uncensored content to verified adult accounts. Give the Xbox an anime girl mascot like Madobi, but - again playing to their outsider/negative reputation - make her a cute endearing little socially awkward otaku like Tomoko or Vita-tan. Maybe give her an American cowboy girl friend who is similarly lost in Japan to represent the American games and brands that also share the shelf space. Maybe give her an american cowgirl friend who's also an outsider and lost in Japan to show the friendship and cooperation between east and western branches.


2180a3  No.15897469

File: a7e86f5c685338c⋯.webm (4.01 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Windows_7_commercial.webm)

>>15897466

Reminded me of this.


ae9548  No.15897476

File: c1b75adb49303e4⋯.jpg (13.19 KB, 204x400, 51:100, edcc8c8f8dedd4ad0468c18aa9….jpg)

File: 3edd874343df4b2⋯.png (485.91 KB, 680x426, 340:213, chara_detail16.png)

>>15897450

Xbox OG and even the 360 had their fair share of unique JP games (Gal*Gun for example came out for 360 first). And since modern consoles are just x64 PCs, I doubt the XboxTwo is going to be any different - MS could pull some considerable weight by using their 'one-platform' plans that merge Windows and Xbox games to entice VN devs so that they could publish in 'multiplat' easily.

If it happened, I'd imagine a mountain of salt worth documenting…

>>15897466

That's the thing with parental controls, nowadays with these online consoles it's easy as shit to set them up, whereas in PS2 and early days, the rating was just something printed in the box, but the consoles had no actual restrictions to work with. The 'muh children' excuse is bullshit and this is generally known, as the now removed Sony parental controls video showed. They're showing how to use a system that can already protect their so-valuable children, but even with all that (working) functionality, the games keep getting gutted. Fuck that shit.

As for that mascot, you remind me of the Genesis Sega Hard Girl compared to MegaDrive… Look at that AMERICAN 16-bit power


09a49e  No.15897532

File: 56ae34dc2a69812⋯.jpg (43.95 KB, 290x434, 145:217, HentaiPhil.jpg)

Do it Phil, you faggot.

Who's got the better shit-eating grin, Phil or Pete Hines?


393732  No.15897545

fine by me; while I despise microshit I'd rather not the console market become a fucking duopoly like it is in Japan


02e6ea  No.15897574

>>15897392

>publicly call out Sony

>immediately smeared by lugenpresse as pedophiles selling pornboxes to children

>stock falls

>the Microsoft caliphate becomes even stricter but the damage is done

>Microsoft retreats into Windows store and never sells consoles again

and that my friends is the story of the Microsoft LastBox


09a49e  No.15897595

>>15897574

They just have to work out/pay for some COD/GTAVI exclusivity deals and they'll be fine. Nobody will care.


9f6cff  No.15897757

File: ec84e34a5dbbdef⋯.png (3.98 MB, 1050x1660, 105:166, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15897466

I like it. Maybe portray the cowgirl as a bewildered foreigner who loves Japanese culture and wants to learn as much as she can from her otaku friend.


98e843  No.15897855

File: 03ff278c5fb92da⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 70f09e32dca2c3915b13444cc9….jpg)

>>15897574

Oh, don't tease me so anon.


35d43f  No.15897858

>>15896134

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMEN?


35d43f  No.15897861

>>15895636

Yeah, but it seems like they're just filling a niche rather than devoting a library into it. It's interesting really.


696da4  No.15897912

>>15897545

>while I despise microshit I want the console market to be a sea of shit like it is everywhere

Fixed.


0d4457  No.15897976

>>15896869

At this point it might as well be officially named "The Original XBox Released In The Year 2001", as the extreme conclusion of sequels that don't want to be called sequels like Doom 4, God of War 4 and Sim City 5.


32148c  No.15898098

File: 8a60c4e008bcfcb⋯.jpg (25.88 KB, 433x380, 433:380, 1538454151.jpg)

>Microsoft

>Still making consoles

How? Hasn't the xbox division failed to be profitable every single year for nearly two decades? Why the fuck do they keep trying?


5497c2  No.15898104

File: fc970d80343be0f⋯.jpg (44.12 KB, 269x409, 269:409, confusion.jpg)

>tfw read it as Xcom 2 and Anaconda and snek tits instantly popped into my head


1cfc31  No.15898178

>>15898104

This but for scalyboys and slitvore


5497c2  No.15898201

File: f07dc8169d728d9⋯.mp4 (514.15 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Degenerates - Drawn Like F….mp4)


ecb951  No.15898227

>>15895636

>Anaconda

Cos we don't want none


a7fd08  No.15898254

>>15896675

trust me you ain't missing anything

the game has combat like God of War but a little bit faster and has enemies like dynasty warrior

the levels are linear as fuck with lot of "epic & cinematic" QTEs sprincled all over the place and a couple of gimmiky parts where you have a stalth and shooting minigame

the only fun gimmik i remeber is that when you threw or shoot something you could use the six axis controler to guide it through the air


6fc3b4  No.15898294

>Anaconda

Whipping out their dicks because they've acquired "high-profile" companies

>Lockhart

Either after a useless blowhard from a children's book (which is most of their demographic) or (if you're going for the real origin of the name) a sheepherder (which again, is their demographic)


09a49e  No.15898341

>>15898098

>How? Hasn't the xbox division failed to be profitable every single year for nearly two decades? Why the fuck do they keep trying?

Extenuating circumstances. First was a fuck-up partnering with nVidia in a rush to get their game console to market. Second was massive hardware failures due to bad engineering as a result of a rush to get their console out on the market first and distance themselves from nVidia. The third was their first real legitimate and unambiguous failure that they couldn't blame on other factors.

Microsoft and a lot of their investors have been wanting to spin off the Xbox brand into it's own independent division for a long time - and after the 360 fuckup, they were given one last chance to turn things around with the full support of Microsoft Corporate, but with the caveat that the Xbox brand would return to Bill Gates original vision of a fully integrated Windows 10 living-room centered entertainment center. That's why the reveal was so heavily focused on TV and Sports rather than games. They were trying to turn it into a multimedia box and integrate the Windows 10 store for apps to try to bolster their cross-platform UWP ecosystem with PC and Mobile. That backfired on them… but the landscape has changed too much for them to back out now. They need the Xbox brand to help prop up the dwindling PC market as more and more people adopt mobile. So they shitcanned Mattrick and promoted Phil Spencer while fully giving the Xbox it's own division within Microsoft rather than just being a sub-division. The entire endeavor is changed to focus more on games and use that as a wedge with the normal fags who aren't going to give up their mobile phones at this point.

Funny how the whole story of Xbox basically started as a tax dodge by Sony that scared Bill Gates and lit a fire under his ass to give the DirectX guys the funding and permission to make their own competing multimedia box - to which the mad lads just took the cash and fucked off to build a video game console behind Bill's back.


163b76  No.15898374

File: 3e1ecde72749fa8⋯.jpg (280.77 KB, 1274x714, 91:51, 1352262836778.jpg)

>>15898178

>slit

My fucking nigge-

>vore


49d715  No.15898382

>>15896869

I still can't believe they thought "hey, the console already has an 'X', let's throw in another 'X' with more marketing name bullshit, and we'll call it the "X Box One X."

It's like the most retarded marketer they could find was hired by MS to come up with this name.

Like others have said; if you have to distinguish your product based on the year it was introduced, and the product name cannot distinguish itself, you have completely failed at marketing. If you're a billion dollar company and you make such a mistake, you have incredible management failures within your company to allow such a thing to happen.

>>15897532

Pete Hines's grin, as it is commonly pictured, is some unholy disgusting facial expression that should not be assumed to be normal.


c5ccb1  No.15898441

File: a79e785488b50dd⋯.jpg (6 KB, 201x300, 67:100, bde75eca8bacaddc1c3bfc0929….jpg)

>>15896693


0d6975  No.15898531

>>15895636

Oh good, maybe we'll finally get decent controllers for PC from Microsoft again. I'm getting tired of my XBone controller skipping inputs. My 360 controllers never did that.


000000  No.15898720

>>15895636

There is literally no reason at all to buy any console, ever. Everything comes to PC, either by ports or by emulation.

No japanese devs = it will be shit.

>Acquired Ninja Theory.

>Acquired Obsidian.

Whatever Microsoft do, it will be shit. Anything made with leftists involved is always shit.


a3bed6  No.15898760

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15895636

Well, nobody has posted this yet so I guess I got to be the one to do it huh?


6dd7eb  No.15898764

File: 6d8f8e95d1c1e88⋯.jpg (147.55 KB, 960x540, 16:9, gamer.jpg)

>>15897392

>4K

Only as a means to having 1080p output that doesn't run like shit.

>BDs

Don't really care for much disc-based media.

>$100 less than PS5

No issue.

>publically call out Sony and say M$ won't censor games

A man can dream. Also that's pointless without this addition:

<acquire Japanese fanbase and developers

Despite them being big on Windows, the Xbox has been a pretty big failure over there.

>>15898720

>portable games

>jailbroken systems

>actually being able to play the games as intended without waiting a while for emulation to stabilize

>segregating proprietary code onto things that aren't my main PC

>playing systems with unconventional input devices such as the 3DS or Wii

There's a few. Now stop being a typical Tor fag.

>>15897466

They never actually tried the -tan route with the system did they, like they did with the official 7-tan. Closest is Vert but they occasionally make fun of her as a failure in the series.


0a2cf5  No.15898934

>>15896693

Mark, look at this. This is your future if you don't stop with the cakes.


c6313d  No.15899407

>>15896693

It's the CRAWLING SPLEEN! Now with an OPPOSABLE THUMB! Run for you lives, it's even more deadly then it was before! Cover your ears, don't let it get your brain!


5d3983  No.15899454

>>15898760

There was a reason nobody posted it


e3d87f  No.15899586

File: 9c1297890869863⋯.jpg (37.83 KB, 374x470, 187:235, 24034210703250793519035.jpg)

So what retarded name are they going to use now? Let's try to come up with something.

>xbox NG (new generation) and will be dubbed the x-bong

>the Xcrate, dubbed "excrete"


018330  No.15899678

File: d64010781449db7⋯.jpg (52.36 KB, 680x451, 680:451, f211c99c51d35ca3b58b730c35….jpg)


000000  No.15899712

>>15898764

All of those pails in comparison to having the games for free without having to pay for a new DRM box every 5 years.


eb02e4  No.15899728

>>15898382

>I still can't believe they thought "hey, the console already has an 'X', let's throw in another 'X' with more marketing name bullshit, and we'll call it the "X Box One X."

>not wanting to play on a Microsoft Xxx_360noscope_Box_xxX console

why even live?


bf31e2  No.15899742

Speaking of Xbox, are there any games for the 360? I bought Lost Odyssey, but my brother is a cunt and won't let me borrow his Xbone, so I'm thinking about picking one up.


693341  No.15899746

>>15899586

Xbox Dos


09a49e  No.15900074

>>15899742

If you just want a 360, then a 360 is worth the price I think - but it's a ticking time-bomb. Especially if you get a refurbished model. Xbox One backwards compatibility is nice, but it's incomplete. They keep adding to it, but only a few titles a month - and they probably won't make a whole lot of headway into Xbox Original BC because even MS doesn't want to write an emulator for it. Licenses are such an expensive pain in the ass to navigate on games that old, and the way MS does BC is completely ass-backwards. Instead of having you download the emulator wrapper and just ripping the ISO from the disk - you download the ISO and Emulator and all once you insert the disk - so that counts as a new distribution and prohibits them from making games like Guitar Hero or Scott Pilgrim or Outrun 2 Coast to Coast BC.

And the rumor I've been hearing is that Microsoft ultimately plans to just merge the Xbox and PC platforms going into next-gen - so they'll be bringing Xbox BC to PC via their Universal Windows Platform sandbox bullshit. You might be better off just waiting a bit and getting a potato laptop to install Spyware 10 on instead of an Xbone. But, that's just a rumor. Phil has said that's something they're "looking into" - but that was a few years ago and they've been radio silent since.

Best bet for now would be to just get a 360 Elite and mod it so you can pirate.


3d7831  No.15900107

>>15899746

You got the FIFA?


6f7195  No.15900119

>>15898764

I hate to say but >>15899712 does have a point.


017e5c  No.15900267

>>15899586

Since the chances of naming it something entirely different is low

>Xbox PERIOD

>XboxX

>XboneR

>Xbox Infinite


1ac405  No.15900297

>>15897133

This is the world we live in, where the microsoft console might have the least censorship of the generation, INCLUDING PC.


87a20b  No.15900375

>>15900297

You literally can't censor PC, I can run any software I deem fit.

You can however boot games off Steam and other such horseshit.


7b9ae0  No.15900871

>>15899586

>DespaciBox


63a17e  No.15900891

File: 5fc901e8a78587a⋯.jpg (38.04 KB, 760x428, 190:107, battle-angel-alita-jbc-dea….jpg)

>>15900297

>INCLUDING PC

Are you retarded?


354dd7  No.15900894

File: 9622544cb4f9f94⋯.png (424.77 KB, 451x619, 451:619, 15500423922515278833144.png)

>>15899586

>>15899746

>>15900267

>Triple-Xbox

>Xbox Snitch

>Zbox

>Xbox Quattro

>Xcube

>Xbox Box-X

>Xboxxy


a67289  No.15901090

>>15900894

X-tesseract?


46d75a  No.15901112

>>15900894

>xboxxy

AND SHE WAS TROLLIN

AND I WAS LIKE

I AM NOT TROLLIN


09a49e  No.15901131

File: 960a98a18d37fda⋯.jpg (35.35 KB, 494x419, 494:419, perlmancorn.jpg)

>>15900894

Just call it the Xbox 1080, because that's like 3 360's and it's only going to be about as powerful as a GTX 1080.


08eced  No.15901573

File: 5bb8632ee128456⋯.jpg (22.32 KB, 425x292, 425:292, 60972486267643054011518.jpg)

>>15900894

Xboxers, the wearable console.

Slogan is: power in your pants.


fdf87e  No.15901579

>>15900894

>X-shaped box


10cebc  No.15901623

>>15901131

They will probably want to push the 4K meme because they're retarded which would make that name counter-intuitive.


07d98a  No.15901630

I bet it's going to be like x^3 so its users can brag that they know something mathematical like cubed


6dd7eb  No.15901741

>>15900119

No he doesn't. My main computer is a 2009 Thinkpad with the Intel ME shit removed. I think it's a lesser evil paying for DRM boxes than spyware boxes, especially when I wait until jailbreaking becomes possible, I paid like $30 for my Wii. It's even cheaper than upgrading a PC for emulators, and some systems don't have useful emulators yet like any of Microsoft's consoles.

Also why the fuck would I want to emulate a portable system like the 3DS or Vita when they're both extremely flexible systems to jailbreak and portable, and don't have any emulation bugs? Vita doesn't even have an emulator yet unless you want to play Quake.


6f7195  No.15901760

File: 505b52aa5cea0a8⋯.png (217.35 KB, 537x463, 537:463, who dis nigga think he is.PNG)

>>15901741

>I think it's a lesser evil paying for DRM boxes

>Sucking console companies off

Jesus I want cuckchan to fuck right off.


1ac405  No.15901775

>>15900891

>>15900375

With steam being the main marketplace, if it doesn't go on steam it doesn't sell. That means that developers have to censor for steam or not make the game at all.

You can run any software you want, but if the devs don't make it for fear of getting their games banned from steam, you're fucked.


239b8f  No.15901783

File: 7c0aebd898257b0⋯.jpg (82.19 KB, 478x756, 239:378, rlmjay.jpg)

>>15901760

He's not wrong.


6dd7eb  No.15901786

File: 6002fe276baf062⋯.jpg (55.75 KB, 460x355, 92:71, 6002fe276baf062b28b46c003f….jpg)

>>15901760

Fuck off with your brain-dead "argument".


638d02  No.15901788

>>15901741

This has to be some next-level shitposting.


09a49e  No.15901890

>>15901623

They could just call it the 2080 and hope people are retarded enough to think it's got an RTX 2080 in it. They could probably get AMD to come up with some baked-in pseudo/not-really ray tracing like technology and then claim it's Ray Tracing like the 2080 even though nVidia is lying about it too and play it like Sony has played 4k this gen. The technology itself doesn't really matter. They just have to get it looking "good enough™" for the casuals who don't know their shaders from their assholes and be just "well technically" enough for wiggle room with reviewers to give it a thumbs up as soon as the check clears.


09a49e  No.15901895

>>15901741

>My main computer is a 2009 Thinkpad

I always find it humorous when retards list the model year of their computer like they were listing a car on Craigslist and think that that means fucking anything at all whatsoever.


239b8f  No.15901905

>>15901895

means a lot actually retard


4238e0  No.15901916

>>15901895

It gives you the ballpark of how old the components are, you dipshit.


09a49e  No.15901931

>>15901905

>>15901916

Maybe if they gave you a model number to go along with it, but in any given year there so much variance between high and low end that the year it was produced becomes virtually meaningless beyond the broadest of strokes - especially in desktops where components can be upgraded with much newer components, or be hobbled together with components much older.


239b8f  No.15901941

>>15901931

>Maybe if they gave you a model number to go along with it

you got a brand which is info enough along with a date

>shit about desktops

pay attention


09a49e  No.15901965

>>15901941

>you got a brand which is info enough along with a date

Not if you want to give them any actually useful information, especially on what programs (especially hardware intensive programs like games) it can and cannot run. If you have to look up the specs to go with the hardware model, then the information they're giving you is useless when they could just give you the rough specs to begin with.

>shit about desktops

>pay attention

I mentioned computers, general, in >>15901895 - and I was talking about completely tech-illiterate people in general. I didn't mention shit about >>15901741 or his dumpy 2009 craptop. Just mocked his description of it.

How about you pay attention?


6dd7eb  No.15901992

>>15901965

I actually told you enough because there's very few systems you can disable Intel ME entirely and they're all done by Coreboot or Libreboot, and they're all old too. With Libreboot you can't even boot Windows so on top of their old specs they aren't useful for gaming. But that's the point. I put a lot more scrutiny in what I use for shit that matters, and let other systems be used for untrustworthy stuff on top of breaking them to remove limitations.

Yes Libreboot was run by a fucking idiot tranny and killed because of that, it's still a useful project.


c6313d  No.15903308

>>15895636

>>15896869

>>15899586

>Xbox Two

Microsoft presents the Xbox Number Two! Buy our new overpriced shit! We'll got all your favorite IP like Halo . . . CoD . . . Master Chief and other things with guns!


611316  No.15903497

>>15896693

this is where drumsticks come from, no?


5ecbf6  No.15904198

Ind4 its xbox trying to make a switch style console but makes basically a portable microwave oven with no battery life.


747269  No.15906138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15895636

Xbox Original->360->One-> Two?

Just name it Xbox95 and have native system-wide kb+m control


99483d  No.15906210

That's not a very informative article.

>It's not clear at this time how cheap it will be or what sacrifices this console will make

Compatibility with older games and Kinect support? It's clear that these features cost money to make, it's clear not everybody cares about these features for the additional costs, and it's easy to communicate what these features are about. I think having better graphical capabilities would be a crappy distinction, with even brand exclusive titles being not really optimized for either hardware variant, and a lot of casuals being unable to instantly notice the performance difference.

>>15900894

420.




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