>year is 2009
>Matt (ogre looking motherfucker) plays the bumbling retard, Pat (Louis CK impersonator) plays the raging autist
>they play video games together
>they form a great comedic duo
>show blows up, gets millions of views, way before game grumps
>Matt gets tired of playing the "retard" and cancels the show, becoming an actual retard
>Pat doesn't mind and joins him on his private youtube channel
>show no longer edited
>full LPs
>is way more boring
>viewers go from millions to tens of thousands
>their natural chemistry (mainly due to Pat) keeps that audience around
>Matt tries to bring in Woolie
>Woolie's personality is too nice
>only Pat's total dickishness can get a rise out of him
>result is that only Pat/Woolie videos are enjoyable
>Matt gets sidelined
>brings in a sniveling little shitstain called Liam
>Liam is a total suckup with a "fake nice" personality
>as a result he is total comedic anthrax
>Matt does tons of videos with him almost killing the channel
>only fun that could be wrung out of Liam was done so by the natural Pat
>Pat and Woolie shit on Liam a lot, as that's the name of the game
>Liam eventually fucks off while Matt is on a cruise
>Matt totally clams up after this
>his butt buddy is gone
>loses interest in games
>gets married to a succubus
>blows his money on cruises and expensive vacations
>Pat and Woolie remain the same
>they play games and have fun while flinging shit at each other
>finally Matt gets so shit at video games he struggles with Kingdom Hearts, a game for children
>Meanwhile Pat/Woolie are mastering devil may cry.
>the contrast is total, Matt finally commits career sudoku and quits his own channel
And so ends the salty bitch chronicles. Pic related, Pat and Woolie with internet superstar Chrischan.