d70056 No.15840343
>Launch game with multiplayer focus
>You can't actually select your mode for online play
>You can technically select rules that you PREFER, but all that does is open up the option for you to queue into it. It doesn't actually prioritize it and will happily throw you into a 4-player free for all game
>It blatantly tosses you into a mode you don't want to play
>There is no way to match-make into 1v1s
>Peer to peer
>This requires a monthly fee
Thank you Nintendo.
I don't have an image that's relevant so have this fucking washing board, I don't want it. Seems kind of useless.
d70056 No.15840347
>>15840343
Do I have to spoiler an image if it's a flat chest?
3a7969 No.15840360
The online is dogshit anyway, I saw some streamer play it and it lagged like a bitch in his first match. Nothing has changed about that since freaking Brawl, except now you pay for it.
0bf78f No.15840361
File: a0b3845721d997d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 314.89 KB, 2000x1412, 500:353, zast_029e0c975795b9d528ce2….jpg)
>>15840347
If it's a girl of course you do.
d70056 No.15840364
>>15840360
"Just buy an ethernet cable!"
It hasn't been lagging for me, but I can't fucking stand free for all.
d70056 No.15840366
>>15840365
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN
000000 No.15840367
>>15840343
What can one expect from a company that openly supports child rape?
f4b7f1 No.15840371
>>15840366
Pirated games can bring fun mini satan.
2c445b No.15840372
>>15840348
People will actually buy games and complain every time they get screwed over, never learning their lesson.
3a7969 No.15840389
>>15840364
Don't you need to also buy an adapter to plug the ethernet into the console?
In any case, I never intended to play online. I barley played any in the past, I'm just in it for the SP. Even more so if I have to pay extra for it.
Classic has been good so far, although it's dumb the bonus stage is the same for everyone.
ee41cb No.15840393
>>15840366
YOU SAW THE WARNINGS WHEN IT WAS LEAKED TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO
YOU COULD HAVE CANCELLED YOUR PREORDERLOL FAG
YOU COULD HAVE PIRATED IT AND PLAYED LOCALLY AND WAITED FOR THE INEVITABLE ONLINE UPDATE
YOU KNEW THAT NINTENDO ONLINE WAS P2P SINCE DAY FUCKING ZERO
d70056 No.15840398
>>15840393
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LEAKED AND YOU CAN'T CANCEL NINTENDO PREORDERS BECAUSE THEIR EULA SAYS THAT ONCE YOU START THE DOWNLOAD YOU CANT REFUND AND THE DOWNLOAD STARTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER PURCHASE WITH NO WAY TO STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ab8863 No.15840402
>>15840343
I had to drop SFV since it was hard to get matches online. They should have kept For Glory if they were never able to guarantee 1v1 matches online.
83cc4f No.15840412
>>15840398
>Pre-ordering digital on a console for full price
There are special places in hell for people like you. Never ever pay for digital for full price, especially on launch.
3a7969 No.15840414
>>15840412
>Full price
Nintendo games never go on sale in any reasonable span of time.
The digital vs physical thing is retarded anyway, it's never been a problem for me.
256cd9 No.15840421
Your fault for trying to go full sweaty 1v1promodenotiemsfinaldestinationthisisareafightinggame-mode in a party game.
47da5c No.15840427
>>15840361
what if they dont identify as a girl?
83cc4f No.15840431
>>15840414
You do own physical, but you barely rent digital. And you don't look for conventional discounts on Nintendo games, you look for discounts like "spend 100 get 25 off". I got my switch about 80 off last Christmas that way.
ab8863 No.15840432
>>15840412
There are times where I bought a game weeks after launch and my game store still has the pre-order editions with all the bonuses lying around so they just sold those to me. I even got a steel book edition once for the same price as the regular edition because the store wanted to get rid of them as soon as possible.
3a7969 No.15840439
>>15840431
The data is on my system. What are they gonna do, delete it?
The only issue would be if my system breaks, but a fuck load of good a physical game does me if I have no system to play it on. And I'm not spending 300 on a new one, not that it's an issue since I take care of my stuff.
0bf78f No.15840442
>>15840431
If you break DRM you effectively own digital too.
>>15840361
>mods don't know who Astolfo is
This is the genderswap version.
>>15840427
Zip it.
83cc4f No.15840448
>>15840439
>Zehat are they gonna do, delete it
That's as easy as a bugged patch then banning your account. And they don't have to warn you of the bad patch before your ban. Bethesda proved bad patching works for deleting games.
83cc4f No.15840455
>>15840442
True, but if you go that far may as well pirate.
>>15840432
I generally have less of a problem with people getting physical since they own and can do whatever with it. Don't want it anymore? Sell it. Hate it? Break it in 2. Want pain? Lick the cart.
ee41cb No.15840456
>>15840442
>reddit spacing
<why did mods spoiler my fagbait?
<ackshually, digital is just fine if you pirate
Anything is better if you pirate, idiot.
Stop being a homogay and keep your fagshit in your fucking pants.
1c2d4b No.15840458
Just use lobbies OP you dumb fuck
3a7969 No.15840460
>>15840448
Why would I be banned? I paid for it, and I'm not touching their garbage online. If they actively "bad patched" people for no reason that would lead to an uproar.
I'm paranoid, but not that paranoid. I'd have bought the physical if I wasn't so lazy I guess.
83cc4f No.15840471
>>15840460
They reserve the right to ban literally for any reason, it's in their users agreement, it's in most users agreements. And they could push bugged updates to select systems if they felt like it, it's the basis of spotpass for 3ds.
3a7969 No.15840484
>>15840471
Yeah but WHY. It would serve no purpose to ban me.
Also couldn't they just corrupt your system entirely then, rendering physical useless as well? Couldn't they hire a ninja assassin team to kill me in my sleep?
0bf78f No.15840496
>>15840456
>reddit spacing
Are you OK? Do you have brain damage?
ee41cb No.15840514
>>15840496
>double spacing between quotes like this is a high school/uni paper
>when the next quote in a multi-quote post is the line space itself
<dur what u mean reddit spacing?
Do you have lysdexia, or were you taught by horrible typing/keyboarding teachers in school?
The double spacing you are using is only "applicable" in written essays and papers for classes. Using it outside of academia makes you look like a retard who doesn't understand english.
Stop screeching about your own faggotry and get back on topic: bullying OP for being a massive faggot who preordered a digital game
0a6895 No.15840531
Is it just me or does everybody have really small jumps in this game? It feels like I have to use both jumps and an up b just to get any decent height.
Haven't unlocked many characters yet but Sonic is the character I am liking the most at the moment which is a surprise. Samus is better then I was expecting as well but still slow. K Rool, he is very good but I hate playing him because he is so slow, fans of K Rool or heavier characters are going to like him though because Sakurai might have finally made a good heavy character.
Bayonetta is messed up, the only attacks that can kill below 200% are her slow as shit smash attacks so if you want to do well as her even at a casual level you have to use the combo that everybody used at tournaments. Congrats esportfags, you played yourself.
0bf78f No.15840537
>>15840514
No idiot. Reddit spacing refers to what I just did in this post, or excessive paragraph breaking in general. It makes sense to separate individual quoted posts with a space for clarity.
ee41cb No.15840570
>>15840537
>it makes sense to seperate quotes with an extra space for clarity
You sure it isn't your reading problems?
Do the words get all jumbled up and just too hard to read?
When is the last time you saw an optometrist? A reading/speech pathologist/therapist?
When you see a new quote in a post that isn't preceded by text mentioning or directing to the quote, do you think the quote is just following the last complete sentence?
>>>/readabook/
Does that quote, this sentence, and all I wrote before appear to be all together in one mega paragraph to you?
polite sage for offtopic
0bf78f No.15840586
File: 0e5ce6779d137d3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.9 KB, 736x1002, 368:501, 0e5ce6779d137d3d4c8522374a….jpg)
>>15840570
>linebreaking every sentence
>getting this pissy over nothing
How about you just admit you don't have a clue what Reddit spacing means and move on to a more fun thread?
812084 No.15840597
>>15840343
>Playing online
ee41cb No.15840602
>>15840586
Read a book, nigger. Study keyboarding and typing, it's free online. I know uni taught you that double spacing makes writing your papers easier, but only dyslexics or illiterates have trouble reading without double spacing every quote.
33a9be No.15840610
I showed off to my friend my pirated copy and he saw the shitty game for what it was and he cancelled his preorder and decided to skip out on this game.
How did I do guys?
Its too bad I couldn't reach and save anymore people.
305c6a No.15840612
>>15840586
Let's talk about that image you just posted.
0bf78f No.15840613
>>15840597
Seconded. I think that what I missed out with LANs back in the day was more than made up for by "missing out" on all the cancer in online gaming.
>>15840602
>complaining about people making posts easier to read
I bet you're the sort of twit who screencaps posts 300-characters-wide.
>>15840610
Good.
0a6895 No.15840614
>>15840610
>having friends
Fuck off normalfag.
0bf78f No.15840617
File: 57f8f4fc3129553⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 621.35 KB, 1078x1450, 539:725, yande.re 159196 animal_ear….jpg)
>>15840612
No let's talk about this one instead. Sorry.
026e44 No.15840618
>>15840614
>trying this hard to fit in
33a9be No.15840626
>>15840614
We have mutual interests and he says funny shit a good chunk of the time, just like you guys.
I consider you guys my friends too and you can't do a damn thing about it, faggot.
ee41cb No.15840636
>>15840617
>first one has a joyreactor watermark
>second has yande.re filename
Wow, (You) really aren't helping your argument that you're from around these parts. Are (You) that fucking kiwi chink who won't go back to >>>/cuckchannel/ that screeches about china being numbah wun and Japan being shit?
If so, I'm sick of your shit. Here, and all the other boards you spread cancer on
35688d No.15840638
The game is fine, but there's always these little tiny microscopic fuck-ups that mess up the game EVERY TIME
EVERY FUCKING TIME for over a decade, Nintendo. Fuck off.
0bf78f No.15840657
>>>/v/15840636
>complaining about yande.re
b14f37 No.15840975
>>15840514
>>15840456
That wasn't reddit spacing. You need to chill.
c031f5 No.15841037
You don't understand, anon. There are tourneyfags out there, wanting to play Sakurai's game in ways that he doesn't want them to be played. It's horrible, isn't it? People having fun in different ways from what Sakurai believes is fun.
ce0113 No.15841117
Oy vey how dare you criticize Mark's favourite game from Mark's favourite company! This is practically another shoah! Enjoy your thread being deleted you disgusting goyim!
6d4400 No.15841209
did like 10 matches before slamming my face back into hard adventure mode.
first match was a 4 free for all laggy as all fuck.
next 9 where 1 on 1 and far better connections
and ya it makes you wait for oh maybe we'll thru one or more players into your 1 on 1 match
also ya paid online for this p2p shit is digusting
9a58fc No.15841216
>>15840343
>muh children's party game doesn't support my favorite hardcore competitive modes :(((
good. fuck off back to melee on your CRTs.
9efcb7 No.15841259
>>15841117
Can you retards fuck off with your reddit-talk and shitting up the thread? I want to read some fucking opinions on why this game is garbo.
68ad79 No.15841294
>"but guys, online will be better this time"
>"they need money to make the online better"
>"but every other company is doing, they can do it too"
>"O-Online isn't perfect but wait for Smash to come out, then it will be good"
>"at least wait for the game to come out before you talk shit about the online"
And by then it's too late to do anything meaningful and it's already in full swing. No one but yourselves to blame.
9827f0 No.15841467
Played it with friends, better than smash 4. Some characters like Richter, K Rool and Pikachu are pretty fun.
Good couch game.
37548e No.15841752
Smash was always meant to be played on a couch with 3 friends ever since the first release.
I haven't bought a smash since the first
c031f5 No.15841758
>>15841216
>it's okay to have game features taken away as long as it's possible for tourneyfags to like those features
b1a9a4 No.15841764
>There is no way to match-make into 1v1s
Who cares? It's not like smash is a proper fightinggame or anything. I love the fact that they are actively disregarding the competetive smash bros cancer
caa000 No.15841765
>>15840343
>I don't have an image that's relevant so have this fucking washing board
2hu is always relevant on /v/
caa000 No.15841771
>>15841764
>It's not like smash is a proper fightinggame or anything.
it's still a versus beat 'em up.
a3ea72 No.15841788
>>15840343
You're forgetting OP.
>game has 77 characters to choose from
>starting roster is only 8 characters and you have to grind to unlock the rest
Anyway Smash 4 was better.
37548e No.15841824
>>15841788
What about the ones you have to pay for, the DLC ones?
11b23f No.15841880
There are a ton of small issues with the game that just make it so fucking dumb, but at least it doesn't have tripping. And nerfing Samus' chest is a fucking crime.
Only get this if you're planning on playing a lot of couch multiplayer, it's fucking shit for anything else. Thankfully I actually have friends
>>15840364
You also need the adapter for the ethernet cable. It's the same USB adapter since the Wii days anyway (that's the one I've been using because the wifi is shit at my place). The wired connection doesn't make it any better, there's still a constant half second to a full second delay, making reacting to your enemy impossible, you just do what you hope will work in the very near future.
caa000 No.15841926
>>15841880
>The wired connection doesn't make it any better, there's still a constant half second to a full second delay, making reacting to your enemy impossible, you just do what you hope will work in the very near future.
gotta use pokeballs and assist trophies to do the aiming for you :⁾
2c0e4b No.15841958
>won a few matches with Ganon
>now in Elite Smash with him
<everyone is the sort of Young Link who spams every single projectile or a fucking nair Villager
<load times longer with the character, normal with others
Is there a way to unqueue from the Elite?
243610 No.15842309
>>15841259
No one is falling for you pretending not to be Mark, Mark.
5ca386 No.15842320
>>15840343
>playing smash at all
0a6895 No.15842333
>>15841117
Nobody mentioned DmC2 you idiot.
11d531 No.15842345
>>15841880
I agree. We need to get Smash modding on fixing this and Solid Snake's ass. Please.
c4e966 No.15842629
>>15842345
I recognize that bulge!
anyone have the screencap?