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Jewish characters thread Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:05:10 d80b6b No.15810581

December 2nd, already? Oy vey. Happy Hanukkah, Mark!

Let us take a moment to identify all the Chosen in gaming. They could ones who are actually canonically jewish in their respective games, like how Wolfenstein's BJ Blazkowics was born of jewish mother. Or they could simply be (((cryptos))) you suspect of secretly being a jew. Such as Wario, who is very greedy about money. A known jewish trait.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:08:05 acc02f No.15810594

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>>15810581

do bignosed reptilians count?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:09:30 a6df87 No.15810600

File: ce84265d2e92326⋯.png (129.97 KB, 200x577, 200:577, Ash_-_Full_Body.png)

>only jewish character in the game

>callsign is Ash

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:10:48 acc02f No.15810608

>>15810600

>>callsign is Ash

before or after the jew got in the oven?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:12:12 a86a82 No.15810613

File: b2d33cd553716fc⋯.png (161.3 KB, 620x590, 62:59, ClipboardImage.png)

>Caleb Goldman

>wants to destroy most of humanity by ways of unintelligent zombie creatures

>uses a mercury golem to do his bidding

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:15:36 c7d64b No.15810626

>>15810581

Isn't the main character from TLaD a jew?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:15:42 13acc2 No.15810627

>>15810613

Nice.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:17:50 a6df87 No.15810631

>>15810626

Yes, the antagonist even calls him "Johnny The Jew" or "Klebitz the Heeb" at some points in the game.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:19:57 a86a82 No.15810641

>>15810627

His saving grace though is that "most" is not "all" and that he makes a point that the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS and Chink pollution are behind the Earth dying, don't know why he needed to kill the entire population of Venice to make that point but that's a G-D Chosen's mind at work.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:22:43 4cc7e6 No.15810649

File: 3312c2e9dc0a48e⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, edgar kalou.jpg)

>buys shitty jewelry from the japs

>adds silver into gold pieces to increase value

>was a victim of "discrimination", oy vey

>when called out on his jewishness and shitty products he shoots the guy that does it 5 times in a rage

>refers to the victim and the investigator as "goy"

A pretty good representation, I must say

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:27:14 a0d52f No.15810668

>>15810649

>LA Noir is the only game where you can call a Jew a parasite and tell him he’s going to the gas chamber

When Rockstar was still good.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:28:01 2afcd2 No.15810673

File: 12f56e33ec6bcb5⋯.jpg (43.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ken Nosenberg.jpg)

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:30:20 178bd0 No.15810681

File: bb769e057417aef⋯.png (98.7 KB, 300x168, 25:14, ClipboardImage.png)

>stupid Player thinks he's getting all the money when I keep 70% of it to myself

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:34:11 4506e6 No.15810697

Wario is the epitome of a likable jew because he isn't a furtive scheming kike but is openly a greedy asshole. I can respect that honesty.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:35:45 4faeb7 No.15810709

>>15810613

You don't understand, dude. He's doing it to protect the loif cyoicle.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:42:42 5f6571 No.15810747

>>15810697

it makes him amusing, but what is these meme of openly being an asshole somehow being better than an incognito asshole?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:44:21 178bd0 No.15810757

File: 809b20a9ba7c725⋯.png (68.79 KB, 225x224, 225:224, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15810747

An honest asshole doesn't betray you.

You know he's gonna fuck with you and you fuck with him back.

Always kill a traitor before an enemy, Jimmy.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:47:19 5477d3 No.15810768

>>15810681

Why did they add that NPC? By the time I bother to get him I have several platinum coins already.

>>15810757

Mind passing the magnifying glass for that pic anon?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:47:36 5f6571 No.15810769

>>15810757

okay dad good point, but to say hes outright likable for it seems a bit unusual.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:48:39 fdcbfb No.15810772

>>15810581

>mark

What game can you play as mark?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:49:04 4cc7e6 No.15810774

>>15810772

/v/

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:50:08 70325d No.15810779

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Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 17:51:38 0226e1 No.15810786

File: da6f468552a44af⋯.png (107.73 KB, 326x219, 326:219, cakemark.png)

>>15810772

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:00:10 5529aa No.15810824

>>15810779

Since when is redfield a jewish last name?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:07:30 5f6571 No.15810849

>>15810768

>Why did they add that NPC?

maybe just something that was whipped up for the sake of having something else to do with purifying powder. now why doesnt this work on the nymph?

anyways, i bet this opens the door for a mod that lets you throw powder at harpies that makes them horny and passive.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:10:11 77ea05 No.15810860

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File: 1838c50c89f26aa⋯.jpg (164.28 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 1838c50c89f26aae377c6057fc….jpg)

>>15810581

>bumplocked

Who could be behind this?

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:11:01 77ea05 No.15810863

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>>15810859

>still posting this

Only the first one is real.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:11:19 a86a82 No.15810868

>>15810697

It helps he's not Jewish but Italian

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:12:52 77ea05 No.15810873

>>15810868

Same thing.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:13:01 f473f8 No.15810875

File: 336e52eeb518b76⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 16.23 KB, 600x266, 300:133, mark gets blacked.jpg)

>>15810860

nice gyno fag

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:14:33 4cc7e6 No.15810886

>>15810860

WHY THE SHIT IS THIS BUMPLOCKED

WE ARE DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:17:35 77ea05 No.15810894

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>>15810886

>WE ARE DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:21:33 557b2f No.15810910

>>15810594

Underrated post.

>>15810886

Because it exposes mark's disgusting jew body

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:23:21 4cc7e6 No.15810917

Mark, you could have just deleted the posts. The fact that you've bumplocked means you've turned this thread into shitposting about you.

>b-but it was going to be anyway!

Except it wasn't, the only person that mentioned you before the 'juicy boi' poster was OP.

Fuck yourself cake kike

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:30:10 4f682e No.15810945

>>15810917

If you didn't notice, Mark is in the OP.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:32:53 4cc7e6 No.15810957

>>15810945

>the only person that mentioned you before the 'juicy boi' poster was OP.

Yeah how about you learn to read

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:37:56 f473f8 No.15810992

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>>15810972

>half jew

>posting here

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 18:38:03 4cc7e6 No.15810993

>>15810972

>Mark, you could have just deleted the posts.

>could have just

>just

Meaning he could have left it at that without bumplocking. How about you learn to read.

Anonymous 12/02/18 (Sun) 19:37:57 280934 No.15811292

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>>15810886

The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.