>be Ulthane
>be so ancient biblical entities reffer to you as "old one"
>be a burly giant dwarf who speaks like a drunken Irishman
>be the blacksmith that forged the big ass sword wielded by the first horseman himself
>your own weapon is an even bigger banhammer so heavy said horseman can't even move it without the power glove
>on the other hand, you can efortlessly and single handedly wield that hammer with ease
>be such an alpha that you defend your turf from angels, demons and the embodiment of War itself
>be such a bad ass you fight War bare handed and the weakling can't even scratch you without rellying on his devil trigger
>start an angel hunting match and the only way for War to beat you is by stealing a BFG from an angel, cos no way in hell he can kill them as fast as you with his meele weapon
>have the horseman be your personal pest exterminator and tell him to fuck off before slaming the door right behind him
>when he returns, he threatens you with a gun larger than a whale's dick
>you look straigth into the cannon and tell him to mind his manners or your'll shovel that gun up his ass sideways
<fast forward 2 sequells
<some arrogant btich barges into your home
<she treathens you and your human pets despite you greeting her with a bare minimum of respect
<gone is your drunken irish accent and your balls
<be such a beta cuck you can't even keep your human pets in their place
<the only one who actually stand out to this pretentious bitch is a lowly nigger
<on the other hand, you try your best to appease her with diplomacy despite having your banhammer in hand and a lot of dwarven bros around you who are likelly as strong as you are
<act like a depresing faggot ashamed of of his job as a weapon smith
<try to butter her up by ofering her your services in upgrading her gear cos aparently Vulgrim doesn't do that any more
<disrespectfull bitch acts like she owns the place and you never warn her to mind her manners or face the banhammer before reporting her to the IRS
<be reduced to a mere meek shopkeeper and human babysitter
any other character that have been fucked up soooooo bad by soywritting in the sequels /v/?