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File: 984ae9f4d5479ed⋯.png (17.12 KB, 304x250, 152:125, ulthane 1.png)

File: 4edb5dfc74bb03a⋯.jpg (282.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ulthane 2.jpg)

File: 499dbc75ab3a50f⋯.jpg (101.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ulthane 3.jpg)

d64d91  No.15805940

>be Ulthane

>be so ancient biblical entities reffer to you as "old one"

>be a burly giant dwarf who speaks like a drunken Irishman

>be the blacksmith that forged the big ass sword wielded by the first horseman himself

>your own weapon is an even bigger banhammer so heavy said horseman can't even move it without the power glove

>on the other hand, you can efortlessly and single handedly wield that hammer with ease

>be such an alpha that you defend your turf from angels, demons and the embodiment of War itself

>be such a bad ass you fight War bare handed and the weakling can't even scratch you without rellying on his devil trigger

>start an angel hunting match and the only way for War to beat you is by stealing a BFG from an angel, cos no way in hell he can kill them as fast as you with his meele weapon

>have the horseman be your personal pest exterminator and tell him to fuck off before slaming the door right behind him

>when he returns, he threatens you with a gun larger than a whale's dick

>you look straigth into the cannon and tell him to mind his manners or your'll shovel that gun up his ass sideways

<fast forward 2 sequells

<some arrogant btich barges into your home

<she treathens you and your human pets despite you greeting her with a bare minimum of respect

<gone is your drunken irish accent and your balls

<be such a beta cuck you can't even keep your human pets in their place

<the only one who actually stand out to this pretentious bitch is a lowly nigger

<on the other hand, you try your best to appease her with diplomacy despite having your banhammer in hand and a lot of dwarven bros around you who are likelly as strong as you are

<act like a depresing faggot ashamed of of his job as a weapon smith

<try to butter her up by ofering her your services in upgrading her gear cos aparently Vulgrim doesn't do that any more

<disrespectfull bitch acts like she owns the place and you never warn her to mind her manners or face the banhammer before reporting her to the IRS

<be reduced to a mere meek shopkeeper and human babysitter

any other character that have been fucked up soooooo bad by soywritting in the sequels /v/?

cfda08  No.15806003

File: 40b4e99a0bc3771⋯.jpg (77.95 KB, 506x726, 23:33, 1396326660057.jpg)

>Not playing game series with consistent lore and characters


5b710c  No.15806030

>>15805940

They ruined Ulthane? What else did they fuck up?


5b710c  No.15806033

>>15806003

Not every studio can be as brilliant as Falcom


430265  No.15806037

>>15806033

>>15806003

Not buying your game.


527ec7  No.15806089

At this point, is the Darksiders series worth picking up? or do i ignore it forever?


d64d91  No.15806113

>>15806089

the first one is the best Zelda/God of War ripoff you'll ever find

the second is more of the same but dumbed down and padded with long horse riding segments across an likelly unfinished and rushed open world and a metric fuck ton of Diablo style loot farming

the third one is even more open world with lots of even dumber puzzles everywhere, i havfen't played it yet, nor do i plan to, i saw a video on youtube where Fury met Ulthane and the last remaining humans and it was enough topush me away from it

i'd say go for the first one and maybe the second one if you really have absolutelly nothing better to play, the third… i don't know how much worse than the previous 2 it is gameplaywise but the lore rape of Ulthane tells me everything i need to know about the quality of the writting


a0db6a  No.15806117

>>15806089

I liked what I played of 2 before a fucking jump point refused to spawn and I had no way to progress.


b5595c  No.15806127

File: abaf663f1e2d7fb⋯.jpg (165.35 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, Chad Howard.jpg)

Did someone say lore rape?


fb4370  No.15806136

>>15806089

I wish. Games have been getting worse and worse.


9c0a5b  No.15806157

>>15806089

I played the first one and liked it a lot.

I didn't like the second one much and never finished it. I found the loot system unsuitable to the game.


a41b25  No.15806173

>>15806089

I liked the first one. It had a charm and it was like a cross between Zelda and DMC, a middle point between Zelda's overly simplistic combat and DMC's lightning fast balls to the wall combat. It was close to my personal sweet spot since I was never a DMC god. The sequel fucked it all up with endless Diablo loot for some fucking reason, in addition to running like garbage while he first one gets a rock solid 60 FPS.


5b710c  No.15806218

>>15806089

They're great, the RPG stuff was not needed in the second one. However its still an enjoyable experience.


bc12ea  No.15806258

>>15805940

>make a stonk indumbpendunt wymin who don't need no man

>have to make any previously established strong men meek and pathetic to make her look badass

Welcome to [current year] western games. Shit's fucked, play your backlog.


527ec7  No.15806421

>>15806117

>>15806113

>>15806157

>>15806173

>>15806218

Thank you, guess i will try the first one sometime

Shame it will end in a cliffhanger


d8ade4  No.15806754

he has a Scottish accent, yanky doodle deaf


8a56d8  No.15806806

>>15806127

>todd

>not hines

Go meme it up somewhere else.


e6a80c  No.15806812

File: c7b94a69398560c⋯.png (323.78 KB, 791x623, 113:89, c961d2f639f3e9ae0ca65b064b….png)

File: 810ba63f0f4d0ff⋯.png (216.41 KB, 277x321, 277:321, 1467857990972.png)

>>15806806

>tfw US government still hasn't perfected the trans-fat dipping (^:


33e83b  No.15806847

>>15806089

Darksiders 1&2 are better Zelda games then the recent Zelda games and I'd give them both a try.


cc73e5  No.15807024

Solid Snake

>be the main character

>the whole series has your name attached to it.

>Get through the first game and end on a note of hope, about rising above your genetic destiny and becoming your own person.

>Next game, get replaced by some blondie twink, you’re only peripheral to the main story.

>Third game is a flashback about your dad, you only appear in a non canon sidegame catching monkeys.

>fourth game, you become an old man who’s given up on the world, the hot girl you saved in the first game has left you for the pants shitting loser joke character. You sacrifice everything to live as a kissless virgin with your weeaboo buddy and the little girl you got back.

>your creator thinks you’re boring and a bad protagonist so he switches to fellating your dad

>the series may as well be called Metal Gear Big Boss.

>you die offscreen and your soul inhabits a sword that is used by the twink from the second game who has become a cyborg.


9ac7a6  No.15807342

>>15807024

>your soul inhabits a sword

Explain this? Is this something from mgsv or did I miss something in mgs4?


795c17  No.15807376

>>15806089

Played 1 and 2 before, playing them again before getting to 3.

1 is decent but gets really dull towards the end. Very small weapon variety, enemies have some cool attacks/patterns but take too long to go down even with powerful sword and lots of moves. War moves very, very slowly which doesn't help the game either. No NG+ so you better grab everything in one run of the game.

2 I remember being good but its open world RPG approach is off putting.


1bcbdb  No.15807404

All the Halos after 3 are the epitome of lore rape and character assassination


7ec827  No.15807405

File: a29b1d260142436⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 2448x2191, 2448:2191, a29b1d2601424361c2b9e30e50….jpg)

It is the same old song and dance too.

>hire a fucking white male

>uses the classics as inspiration to make some universally likeable

>makes you money

>for the sequel you hire more on

>hire women, jews and shitskins because current year

>they have gender and race study degrees instead of a classical education

>fire the first guy because HR said you had to

>act surprised when quality of writing tanks


000000  No.15807446

>>15806003

This. Long live JRPGs.

>>15807024

That is because Kojimbo is a fraud. When Fukushima left, Kojimbo's shitty ideas were implemented, and the result was lore rape.

>>15807405

The solution: kill the jews, shitskins and some of the women.


af9496  No.15807460

File: b7d2a65dcc58749⋯.png (52.83 KB, 243x167, 243:167, zurp.png)

>>15807024

To be fair this isn't lore rape, just Solid Snake being cucked by Cuckjewma because of multiple reasons.


6d5ffb  No.15807499

File: 16837095bfb3732⋯.jpg (246.09 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 34768943763346.jpg)

>Enjoyed darksiders 1 and 2

>Cant even get myself to pirate 3 to see if its worth it

>See this thread

How is darksiders 3 performance wise? Is it 100gb+ as well?


fd5e9e  No.15807589

>>15807342

it's from rising, if I remember it's from the japanese version


356949  No.15807812


2fa996  No.15807834

File: 34794f854d20f48⋯.jpg (68.07 KB, 460x562, 230:281, eb8ac2b50f8d89f6292a386d40….jpg)

everything regarding the two kotor games and diablo 1.


0289df  No.15807840

File: f43b849585d3038⋯.jpg (524.81 KB, 960x738, 160:123, corruption.jpg)

File: 68ba972c7602df4⋯.jpg (145.12 KB, 858x854, 429:427, thrall.jpg)

>>15805940

>character and lore rape

>this op begins with anyone but blizzard

>metzen, golden and knaak

>the trifecta of terrible writing, lore rape, and writing so terrible that "blizzard bad" has been a descriptor for five years now


d64d91  No.15807986

File: 144b3bdf65bec42⋯.jpg (2.54 MB, 1512x5411, 216:773, MGS with out fukushima.jpg)

>>15806258

>Ulthane could have been a proper boss fight instead of a devil trigger tutorial in this game

>they could have had Fury earn Ulthane's respect in the most vidiogamey way possible

>they could have actually make her look strong intead of looking like an edgy bitch

>>15807024

>your soul inhabits a sword

how the fuck did they manage to justify this shit story wise?

inb4 nanomachines

>>15807446

>>15807460

pic related


00a592  No.15808026

>>15805940

>cos no way in hell he can kill them as fast as you with his meele weapon

But that's exactly what I did.


20dfed  No.15808090

Everything made by Blizzard post WoW's release.


e68c9d  No.15808110

>>15805940

Just a reminder that the events of DS3 is before DS1, he grow balls later when he stops being a nanny.

The nigger is actually not a nigger but a horsemen in disguise.

Darksiders 2 had best gameplay. Darksiders 1 had best story. Darksiders 3 gives you the best feeling: wanting to replay DMC3/4 and uninstall.


d64d91  No.15808136

>>15808110

>the events of DS3 is before DS1

So, Ulthane immediatelly recognizes Fury as a hersewoman with just a glance but he can't recognice War later on without looking at his sword?


00a592  No.15808156

>>15807986

>how the fuck did they manage to justify this shit story wise?

They didn't. The sword he refers to is purely a goofy unlockable with no story to it, whatsoever.


e68c9d  No.15808226

>>15808136

Well, keep in mind that War lost all of his powers on DS1 at the beginning. He is, after the tutorial, a prisioner of the Council for 100 years. During these years it's when DS3 happen, DS2 as well but continues even after the 100 years of War being in prison and ends a bit before the ending of DS1.

Probably Ulthane, after being a nanny and losing his friends and the humans he was protecting, he would have been for a hundred years being rather pissed off at anything that comes his way and would not expect another horseman to come along, even less one without his powers thus Ulthane would have not been able to "detect" War until he saw his sword.

Mind you, I'm not trying to protect anything of how mediocre 3 is or if they fucked up here and there, but lorewise it seemed alright. I would have loved a much better female character instead of a big ass fucking cunt of a woman that looked out of a poor Dominatrix porn movie.


98649a  No.15808520

>>15806806

Either you can claim that since Todd Howard is game director the constant lore rape is his responsibility, or you can claim that the constant lore rape isn't his responsibility because he's a completely incompetent game director who does literally nothing.


98649a  No.15808533

>>15806806

With that said, Pete Hines definitely has no responsibility for it whatsoever. He's the PR lead at Zenimax, not an actual game developer. The PR lead who spends all his paid company time getting angry at fans on Twitter.


9ac7a6  No.15809319

File: ea8fc782e2878fc⋯.jpg (26.98 KB, 800x517, 800:517, 1451.jpg)

>>15807986

>Skullface want humanity to be unable to communicate and fall into chaos so he decides to remove English language from existance


bf735f  No.15809421

File: 7e3c9661045fb2f⋯.jpg (35.36 KB, 794x540, 397:270, 1441261192019.jpg)

>>15806003

>consistent lore and characters

>Ys

just because the protagonist doesn't have a character, let alone a voice, does not make him consistent. You don't call a rock a good character because it stays a rock for 500 years.

I'm all for shitting on Darksiders 3 and even 2, but at least pick a good example.


96cff0  No.15809437

<<15809421

>this character isn't consistent

>this character isn't good just because it's consistent

get better bait, you're de-baiting yourself, not even worth a (you)


cfda08  No.15809438

>>15809421

>I have no idea about Ys let me address shit that doesn't happen


bf735f  No.15809464

File: 4c034c1084a7e26⋯.jpg (15.23 KB, 200x315, 40:63, Dogi holding his best pal,….jpg)

>>15809438

I should rephrase it - being consistent as a rock doesn't make for a good character.

I've played a couple of Ys games and got bored pretty early on, Adol is a fucking mute and Dogi is a fucking annoying "What's that, Lassi? The mythical city of Ys fell down the well?" character who's pretty much redundant since Adol could have been speaking for himself.

>>15809437

>doesn't even know how to use the website

get out


cfda08  No.15809497

File: 040287b7e095410⋯.png (275.31 KB, 512x448, 8:7, ys6ps2-intro-03.png)

>>15809464

>I have barely played Ys games, so I have no fucking idea about the series so it doesn't count!


115939  No.15809509

>>15809497

He's right though, the protagonist of every ys game is so similar that consistency is basically a given. This is based on my knowledge of having played exactly 0 ys games by the way so it's basically fact.


bf735f  No.15809511

>>15809497

But I'm not wrong though, am I?


96cff0  No.15809518

<<15809464

>reinforcing his previously moved goalpost from consistent character to complex character

>pretends he didn't understand I purposefully misused the replying code in order to avoid giving him a free (you) and ends up doubling down on looking stupid

still not getting a (you) from me


cfda08  No.15809526

File: b60d1e7699e74f2⋯.jpg (61.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Ohys-Raws] Minna Atsumare….jpg)

>>15809511

Yes, you are extremely wrong. You have no idea how deep and detailed yet consistent the lore is. And you are also wrong about Adol being some sort of rock with no personality whatsoever. He has talked a few times, his dialogue is shown in third person other times, and he's half the player half his own character. Heck, they've been lately showing his own personality more and more recently.

So you pretty much proved to everyone who has played these games you have no fucking idea about the series, admitted you barely played the games, yet keep insisting you are right somehow. Well done, you are retarded.


bf735f  No.15809536

File: 80bcb2d881b3599⋯.jpg (100.14 KB, 533x400, 533:400, Adol's character.jpg)

>>15809518

>admitting mistake = moving goalpost

Wowee, Plank, this guy's a nutter.

>>15809526

wait, so he's mute 90% of the time and breaks "character" in a few select scenes in different games?

Yep, that's consistent.


37bc92  No.15809550

File: 91b16e29d05ce13⋯.png (242.87 KB, 385x344, 385:344, Lore.png)

>>15805940

>lore rape


91d6ec  No.15811497

>>15806127

speaking of which, there was no reason just to have Caesar's Legion in just 1 FUCKING Fallout game. F3 would've been ten times better with it being introduced then.


e6b43b  No.15817711

>>15807986

>Metal Gear Solid 4

>Para-Medic, the cute doctor who wanted to found a paramedic service to save lives, turns out to be Dr. Clark, a sadistic mad scientist who tortured Grey Fox with inhumane experiments.

>Psycho Mantis, who repented his evil ways with his last breath, says he was just kidding about it when he comes back as a ghost.

I hate what that game did to those characters, it's like if George Lucas decided to make another Indiana Jones movie where Indy is in prison for child molestation and his son, Shia LeBouf has to bust him out of jail and, in order to escape the police, they have to go back in time to the 1940's and break into Adlerhorst to steal Hitler's drug stash.


a3ea67  No.15818084

File: 4c1a1a1d0511916⋯.png (555.21 KB, 799x612, 47:36, Darksiders.png)

>be conquest and famine

>nah you're furry and cloud strife now :^)

Shit was fucked from get go

Trash franchise




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