/v/ - Video Games

Agreed, sounds like a great idea to put into all popular games.

t. not a pedophile.

Shitloads of lawsuits would prevent this somehow.

>>15789115

As a fellow lover of dilapidated grannies I appreciate your contributions to this thread and agree that the idea simply must be tried.

I remember hearing people abused the /pizza command in Everquest 2 to find out where people lived.

only if it ends in pro wrestling match between the two with proper face heel dynamics

i love this idea. put it in games like fifa/nba and it'll end with more dead niggers. less niggers fucking up games for the rest of us.

>>15789235

No rules. No limits. The players can bring as many friends as they want and whatever weapons they want. They will be responsible for any crimes and injuries. The developers won't be liable to pay anyone anything and the player will have to sign a contract before they enter beef mode that shows that they understand that they are responsible for their crimes.

>>15789635

No. But I am considering revolutionizing online gaming because I myself may start up a development company and we'll pull no punches when it comes to eradicating online beef through repetitive full-force reverse psychology.

>OP has never played an MDickie game

God weeps for your fruitless gains.

>>15789662

Okay, Hispanic then. Got it.

>/v/ incels take another stab at finding that dream trap bf they've always wanted

News flash, you're fags.

>>15789712

t. percussion

Welcome to VPN gaming! Got beef? Not anymore! Sign up today!

How about some VR fighting? Like that move punching game but not shit.

>>15790052

tee hee ok one sec just lemme ask my daddy that works for the FBI

>>15789111

just legalize pot

>>15789744

1. The invasion of privacy will be chosen by the player who invites and who is invited, if both players want to stay anonymous, the aggressor simply just doesn't send the invite and the victim doesn't have to accept the invite.

2. The system will be completely encrypted and almost impossible to hack and every "beef" session will be recorded. Those who successfully end up hacking the code anyway will immediately become system, IP, and account banned, and will also be reported to the company's hired soldiers which will then raid the user's house armed with military grade automatic rifles and carbines, using state of the art nano-composite steel armor and FLIR goggles.

3. Who cares? It'll make the showdown all the more interesting.

4. The "beef" system will probably only be in extremely violent games like The Last Of Us and Manhunt, so kids won't be a problem. If they still do end up playing such violent games, then they are asking to be treated as adults and WILL be treated as adults, but of course they have to accept/send that invitation first.

5. Our lawyers will be the most highly skilled.

6. The game will track the players and reward them if they meet once they both enter "beef" mode. If they change their mind after entering "beef" mode, they will be severely penalized and will lose a lot of points or money in the game, they'll possibly even be put on a "temporary break". If only one player arrives to the location, they'll get double the earnings to compensate for the disappointment.

7. The cops will not interfere if they don't want to get sued by the company's mega corporation. Or the cops will just agree to let the two players fight it out since the two players consented to it themselves.

8. As I said, this system would have to be severely encrypted so hacking wouldn't be very possible without extreme corporate rape, all violaters of the terms and conditions of use will be absolutely crushed by the corporation's military.

9. Yep, and they will be told that they will be responsible for their crimes so that's on them, they will be given multiple warnings to remind them that they are responsible for their actions. They're adults.

10. No limits. As I've said before again, you can bring who ever you want and whatever weapon you want. You can bring an entire nuke for all the company cares.

>>15789853

It won't be anonymous once they enter Beef Mode. Besides, it's probably not gonna be for kids games but for adult games.

>>15789915

The professional tracking system will detect any VPN or proxy unless you're a professional like Terry Davis.

>>15790052

14 year olds playing a game about murder simulation? Not a chance.

>>15790068

That'll only kill neurons, and there's never a good reason to kill neurons.

>>15789111

I am certain there are programs already made but without the game part, literally people looking for fights

>>15789111

Everyone new to the game will immediately give their personal info to someone who plans on exploiting that information by simply being asked to do it. It's a terrible idea overall.

>>15790181

So then being rewarded in videogames for winning fights in real life might be even more welcomed. It'll definitely help weed out the low IQ bastards who will become obsessed with this system until a set of stronger low IQ bastards kill them.

>>15790189

That's why they will be given an entire lecture to read on the mechanics of online interactions. If they can't read, they're probably not intelligent enough to get a job where they will earn enough money to buy such a high budget game.

>>15790171

>That'll only kill neurons, and there's never a good reason to kill neurons.

so does everything else about this scenario

>>15790352

>>15790294

>>15790418

here comes reddit

>>15790171

>The professional tracking system will detect any VPN or proxy unless you're a professional like Terry Davis.

You can probably detect commercial VPNs. There's really nothing anyone can do about the 3-5 million gook phones I have rooted over the last 10 years. They all have 1gb to their homes and 5ghz wifi these days too. It's a great feeling.

Men where a mistake.

>>15790437

Well, if the FBI or CIA can find you, then I'm sure that the developers only have to drop enough money on sophisticated tracking to find you as well.

>>15790492

Go borrow money from a Mexican cartel and don't give it back.

>>15789111

Any security issues with the system that revealed IP addresses would cause a tremendous legal issue.

>>15790641

As I said. We'll have the best lawyers.

I should probably throw out there that this will also encourage leftist gamers and alt right gamers to duke it out with each other in person as well. As we all know who the winner will be, developers of all other shapes and sizes will be forced to cater to the preferences of the alt right because the leftists will all either be dead or too chickenshit to force a differing opinion into the minds of their mentally superior human counterparts, aka us.

At that point, filth like TlouP2 with its rotten enforcement of gay and transgender rights will receive so much backlash due to its blatant violations of traditional family values, that faggots like Neil Cuckmann will either leave NaughtyDog or NaughtyDog will go bankrupt, after which superior studios like Studio Liverpool or Evolution Studios might be re-opened to continue making superior games.

With Sony's HQ now cozily settled in the crater of dried and crumbling shit that is the "state" (or lack thereof at this point) of Commiefornia, now might be a better time than ever to introduce such a revolutionary online "beef" mechanic in my humble opinion.

Remember, the satanic bastards who currently control the entire world have taken so much away from us, that at this point, letting us fulfil our fantasies in videogames should serve as a valid reward for having to put up with their obnoxious fuckfest.

Oh wait, as stated above, even our videogames are subtly becoming more and more Jewish by the day.

You CAN already do that! You don't have to build it into a game

>>15792032

But you would get in-game rewards.

Proxies/VPNs exist