5637bb No.15784168
Famous people from the past have been revived and are now learning about modern culture and situation. You have been tasked with helping them get accustomed to the new situation. Some of them have taken interest in what video games are. You can chose to show them three video games. Who are they and what video games do you show them?
Personally I would like to show Tolkien some LOTR game, probably Divide and Conquer mod or maybe Battle for Middle Earth and see what he thinks about the way his works have been interpreted.
Besides that I think showing him DnD games like Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate 2 would be interesting.
Or show him Shadow of Mordor to see him cry
6fcebf No.15784176
>>15784168
I show Emperor Hirohito Sengoku Rance and illucidate the emperor on what big, fat Japanese anime titties are like.
Then I show him Devil May Cry.
5637bb No.15784179
>>15784176
This is either going to end in tragedy or a miracle.
848acf No.15784185
Every military leaders would be fascinated with strategy games.
5637bb No.15784191
>>15784185
I mean didn't humans learn tactics on games since The very beginning? Every part of human life is just a game anyways, including war.
What vidya do you think they would like the most?
848acf No.15784212
>>15784191
Impossible to tell frankly.
5637bb No.15784227
What games would Lovecraft like?
7241b3 No.15784229
bafbeb No.15784230
>>15784227
Lovecraft would freak out and write a horror story about video games
afe238 No.15784234
>>15784191
Depends on each general in question. I would believe they'd show a certain appreciation for grand-scale strategy games like Hearts of Iron, though. Bet Churchill would have his good fun with them
And if only because he can fellate his own ego by playing as himself
>>15784168
>spoiler
There is a special hell for people like you.
de68f5 No.15784238
They would just say "Yeah, you people are fucked" and then beg to be returned back to the grave
70e40c No.15784245
>>15784168
Hitler would either love or hate the simulator slave games Germany keeps regurgitating.
5637bb No.15784248
>>15784230
I would love to read a cosmic horror video game creepypasta by Lovecraft
>>15784229
I unironically believe Lovecraft would be a weeb shitposter, that spends his entire day writing greentexts and browsing /x/ here with us if he was born today.
543f8b No.15784260
>>15784248
Lovecraft would also be /pol/, he was pretty woke when it came to race.
c20688 No.15784261
I'd show famous engineers/scientists simulation games and the types of games you can easily sink in hundreds to thousands of hours trying to master them.
5637bb No.15784267
Do you think that mystery story writers would like detective games? I bet that they would like the idea of making those stories interactive, because that's what they were about from the beginning, now it's just that instead of racing against the character to solve the mystery you are forced to do so from the get go.
I would like to show some of the mystery writers of the past Ace Attorney and see how they like it.
>>15784261
I bet they would like Factorio or Zachtronics games.
93968c No.15784280
>>15784168
I'd be more interested in the bringing historical figures into the modern age to show them how they are remembered, kinda like that one episode of Doctor who with Van Gogh.
>>15784260
He was a hardcore anglo supremacist who hated Germans, I doubt he would fit in.
70e40c No.15784308
>>15784280
Who realized too late that he shouldn't have married a Jew, still that experience made him double down on his views in fiction.
c20688 No.15784371
>>15784267
Yeah they would, the autism they could pour into those games would be a sight to behold.
0a451d No.15784375
>>15784227
Show him
Monster Girl Quest
1b7c96 No.15784392
>Showing Tolkien how perverted his works are to become under malignant cultural marxism
You are a sick fuck, OP.
7241b3 No.15784404
>>15784375
What about Teraurge too?
70e40c No.15784411
>>15784392
>Show him Shadow of Mordor's Shelob, and look at him despair at the fact the director wanted to a fuck a giant spider.
Haha
7241b3 No.15784420
>>15784411
>human form Shelob
bafbeb No.15784426
>>15784260
Was, he changed his mind latter
1b7c96 No.15784465
>>15784426
Married a Jew, too. Lovecraft wasn't especially woke on shit, just lived during a better time. If he was still around he'd be the same edgy manlet faggot he was then but more cucked and posting his gay le horror le incomprehensible le le le on Leddit with his fellow edgy manlets.
70e40c No.15784468
>>15784420
>A beast that was the spawn of the primordial hunger is on par with Galadriel and ultimately helped Frodo in his quest to destroy the ring by trying to fucking eat him - Faggot Monolith Director
Death of the author and headcanon faggotry.
374212 No.15784477
>>15784191
Hitler and Rommel even have their very own Super Famicom strategy games.
01a9e0 No.15784480
I'd show Plato the shit that is called intellectual and watch him laugh at it
b06a71 No.15784495
Id show alexander eu4 with the imperium universalis mod, then watch as he keeps making macedonblobs.
69069c No.15784496
>>15784176
>I show Emperor Hirohito Sengoku Rance and illucidate the emperor on what big, fat Japanese anime titties are like.
>Hirohito A.K.A The emperor who let the military ran loose and ruined his own empire
>Not Emperor Meiji
<Young and is probably a virgin during the restoration
<Nationalist spirit starting to grow high despite some resistance up north and the satsuma rebellion later on
<Turns men from recent habbenings and previous daimyos into 2D grills
<Can fuck alot of women in the game
<At the end of the game, Rance conquered JAPAN, tying into Meiji's rule
<etc. etc.
bd0692 No.15784509
>>15784168
>Famous people from the past have been revived and are now learning about modern culture and situation
I don't want him to see our shame.
That being said, I imagine Hitler would enjoy playing GSG games, and would possibly even enjoy some fantasy cRPGs.
Also, watch the movie/read the book, they're fucking great.
d0fcc3 No.15784522
>>15784168
>Personally I would like to show Tolkien some LOTR game, probably Divide and Conquer mod or maybe Battle for Middle Earth and see what he thinks about the way his works have been interpreted.
>Besides that I think showing him DnD games like Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate 2 would be interesting.
He'd probably blow his brains out after seeing either
69069c No.15784550
>>15784477
>Second pic
Man i remember i read a one-shot manga that is fucking tan/k/tastic as fuck, it has even more tanks than the whole entirety of the Garupan manga combined in one book. I think i'll story-time it when i get back home at friday
1b7c96 No.15784563
>>15784509
Remember that time they made him be uncharacteristically shitty to a dog for no reason other than some kike realized Hitler was basically impossible not to love? Such a paltry mischling was he that not even his tiny speck of stolen European blood could imbue any creativity into him, and so he tried the absolute single most idiotic kind of character assassination one could ever possibly apply to a staunch animal lover and admirer of nature? Considering the feelings of yids on nature, and their penchant for projection, it doesn't surprise me at all. It's just hilarious how they honest to god cannot help themselves and wherever they are they must also kike, even when they can only kike themselves. This post will probably upset cake Jew, but only because it isn't edible.
e62be7 No.15784564
>>15784227
Mario, Mario sunshine, Mario 64
e62be7 No.15784569
>>15784392
I can't wait to show him the netflix series full of nogs, trannies and dykes.
ea52fb No.15784572
>>15784507
Well he literally did.
bd0692 No.15784576
>>15784563
I still love the movie/book. Whatever the author intended it to be, all he managed was to make Hitler likeable and the hero of the story.
1b7c96 No.15784584
>>15784576
Was the dog bit in the book? I didn't read it. I just assumed it was the movie because you know, yids and movies.
4b11bc No.15784594
>>15784477
Rommel doesn't deserve a video game, he was a fucking scoundrel traitor and probably a Jew.
722404 No.15784609
>>15784584
As far as I now it isn´t in the book, but the book has it´s own fair share of kikery. For example Hitler convinces his young assistant to stop being a beta and ask the goth secretary out, while he slowly transforms the bratty goth girl into a traditional cute housewife, who wants to have children. But this whole thing is portrayed as something really bad and sinister in the book for some reason.
5637bb No.15784614
>>15784480
Actually this made me think about making ancient philosophers play games together.
>Make Plato, Diogenes and Aristole play Minecraft
>Plato and Aristotle try to build greek constructions
>Diogenes builds an autismblock surrounded by lava and throws TNT onto Plato's house
I feel Diogenes would like it just for the reason of fucking with them.
>Diogenes plays Spore
>He creates a chicken-looking creature and calls it "A man"
2b379c No.15784619
>>15784230
So can we assume Toby Fox is a reincarnation of Lovecraft?
948266 No.15784621
>>15784594
Dude didn't like the social thing messing with the military tactics
He claimed the big purge should be done after winning, while the small scale one done in the upper echelons
What's wrong with that you heeb?
1b7c96 No.15784636
>>15784614
This makes me proud to have called a gigantic cobblestone borg cube drowned in lava from the height ceiling for miles in all directions home when I played that game too fucking much.
5637bb No.15784638
>>15784619
Undertale isn't a horror story. Mortis Ghost would be closer
b6237a No.15784640
>>15784185
I think any of the Prussians or Generals from the Napoleonic era would cream their panties at the thought of a strategy game
50b69b No.15784651
>>15784168
I'd show the first humans Skyrim, allowing for them to buy my- I mean Todd's game all throughout human history.
>>15784227
Bloodborne, obviously!
b43d9c No.15784786
3e56cf No.15784817
>>15784550
>Man i remember i read a one-shot manga
>I think i'll story-time it when i get back
If it's a one-shot you can post pics and the title.
f79eb3 No.15784975
3245af No.15784992
>Who are they and what video games do you show them?
I wouldn't show them anything. I would start a revolution with their help instead and save the white race.
3e56cf No.15785011
>>15784992
>I would start a revolution with their help
Anon, we'll have to make do without them. I look at that picture and weep for what could have been but we gotta make uncle Adolf proud.
3a70c4 No.15785067
Everyone says "Hitler and strategy games". Why not show Hitler all of the Wolfenstein games?
7241b3 No.15785098
>>15785067
That would make poor Hitler sad :(
19b3f6 No.15785110
>>15784817
I don't know, iirc the title was Panzers in the Desert: 1942. However my google-fu failed me to find me any links to the one-shot comic and i ended up in a semi-canon(?) Doujinshi series for Strike Witches for some innate reasons. The art was godly though, and portrayed the tanks from both sides really well (for the most part, i'll talk about it later). It MUST be from some obscure japanese military artist, in the same vein as Miyazaki's Tiger tank manga. Shame too, since the Japanese has a lot of military artists that i just stumbled upon just now.
Then again if i'm going to story-time it, i'll have to buy another manga from the primary bookstore (again), rip every singe page off the binding, scan it, and translate every single page into English since it has been translated into Indonesian before you'll be able to read. In the meantime i have to do my fucking finals, so i'm not promising anything.
If i somehow got around story-timing it, then it might be on /k/ or /animu/ since it's more or less up their alley. Still, the military enthusiasm of Jap mil-otakus astonishes me to no end.
0a451d No.15785136
>>15785067
>you're the final boss as a giant mecha with two chain guns
I don't think many people would like that. I personally would though, that'd be pretty funny if I wasn't aware of it.
ed07ca No.15785154
>>15785067
>show Hitler all the Wolfenstein games.
So that New Order would give him the motivation to get the Shoa on the road for real this time?
bd0692 No.15785156
>>15785136
Why can't we play as Mecha Hitler? Why doesn't such a mod exist?
3e56cf No.15786412
>>15785110
>and translate every single page into English
I've helped doujin translators in the past, doing text-removal and uncensoring of advanced hand holding. That much takes a lot of time, if you make a thread here or on /pol/ and I see it, I'll gladly help with cleaning up for translation and removing text, specifically from texts overlaid on backgrounds which might require some redrawing. Good luck on your finals.
70e8c1 No.15786466
I would show Age of Empires II to the last true Roman Emperor Constantine XI to let him crush the Turks, if only in a video game. We all play games to do things we can't do in real life.
7a3c96 No.15788953
>>15786412
Alright i think i finally found the Jap title, it's Sabaku no Shishi.
>Ass is boxy and the the tits is a a fucking triangle
THis image has to be a joke
568ba5 No.15788992
>>15784168
>You have been tasked with helping them get accustomed to the new situation.
Fuck that. One should not relax and get accustomed to times like this.
f203d7 No.15789162
I'd make Jesus play Doom and Black and White
f203d7 No.15789170
>>15789162
FORGIVE AND REDEMPT
YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU NEED HUGE SALVATION
FORGIVE AND REDEMPT YOUR SINS
568ba5 No.15789186
568ba5 No.15789209
>>15789191
All the mirror tells me is that I need to spend less time staring at a computer screen.
956e28 No.15795647
>>15784480
Personally if I had a time machine, and millions of dollars, I would buy tons of manga, pay someone to translate them into ancient Greek, travel back in time, give them for almost nothing to the greek, and see the chaos that would ensure. Considering that it would almost be free, on high quality, never before seen paper and, have impressive artwork and interesting stories, everybody would eat that shit up.
I could see Socrates getting convicted for corrupting the youth by denouncing 3DPD and embracing 2D.
The ramifications of this, would be that during the Renaissance, the masters would draw their own mangas, and rich men would commission artists to draw them hentai, and finally the Sistne Chapel would look a bit different.
9d2cc8 No.15795651
1b7c96 No.15795695
>>15795551
Is this supposed to be your scrambled mongrel face? It's not brown enough, friend.
6e729b No.15795696
I would show Patton a number of modern cancer trash games like Battlefield 5 and then ask him if winning was worth it.
1b7c96 No.15795712
>>15795696
He beat you to that one. I've got another image somewhere where he laments not being able to take Berlin but I can't find it so take these. Quite the amazing coincidence he got killed in a (((car accident))) immediately after starting to voice opinions like these.
70e137 No.15795718
Goebbels would love visual novels and illusion games.
9d2cc8 No.15795735
Show Hitler Overwatch and the Last of Us, it'll enrage him so much out of sheer anger he'll win the war and unfuck everything.
6e729b No.15795741
>>15795735
Only if you show him HoI4 first and warn him that it may be inaccurate.
4207a2 No.15795833
Make Eisenhower play Mass Effect Andromeda
89b350 No.15795875
>>15784609
>tfw Hitler will never help you get a big titty goth gf
bafbeb No.15795919
543557 No.15795935
Leonardo and Ace Combat. Also show him what he looks like in Fate.
782e9b No.15796057
>>15784569
what netflix series?
1b7c96 No.15796385
>>15795758
That's it, thanks anon.
709f30 No.15796415
>>15784168
Tolkien was anti-technology, not only he was vocal about it, his works illustrate that quite clearly. There was even an episode where he asked to an interviewer to "exorcise" his recorder reciting the lord's prayer in Medieval German.
Sometimes I forget you people are quite young
308a52 No.15796948
Satoru Iwata
I'd show him Pokémon Let's Go, Kirby Star Allies, Labo, and the success of the Switch in making people play together in creative ways.
d0fcc3 No.15796954
>>15795712
>he laments not being able to take Berlin
He never would have been able to, he was easily one of the more incompetent commanders on the allied side and only became "beloved" due to his death right after the war
1b7c96 No.15797082
>>15796954
Nah he would have done it and done it right, but the kikes preferred the soviets do it to rape and murder little German girls. Although I will admit that if you died I'd like you more, so maybe there's some truth to what you're saying. Not much, though. Give it a try.
0f429e No.15797304
>>15784496
>Meiji falls into NEETdom from a constant supply of big fucking anime titties and the restoration never occurs
f5e098 No.15797335
>>15796954
>inb4 Soviet army = Allied army
237856 No.15797379
>>15796954
>he was easily one of the more incompetent commanders on the allied side
Either b8, or retardation.
0aa006 No.15799726
this is the least interesting thread on /v/
5637bb No.15801911
>>15799726
this is the least interesting post on /v/
8c742b No.15801986
>>15796954
>incompetent
>won most if not all of the battles he was a part of
Russaboo or Montgomery apologist detected.
935f95 No.15802005
>>15784640
Well, the Prussians were the ones who practically invented wargaming. See Kriegsspiel
bebdd4 No.15802161
>>15802005
pictured: Prussian wargamer
ed951e No.15806058
>>15784227
Moonman Doom, obviously.
5637bb No.15810086
Honestly what is the person that who would be the most excited about video games?
8df340 No.15814218
>Pic related: Hitler playing Moon Man Doom as himself