30511c No.15779914
So, at the Legend of Zelda concert in Japan, Eiji Aonuma teased a remake of Skyward Sword for the Switch. How could they fuck this up? Will Nintendo improve it? Make it even worse? Add controls other than the waggle? Disable Fi? Is the game itself even fixable?
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183c57 No.15779920
>>15779914
I guess BotW was a fluke then. The one good Zelda game ever made.
de9770 No.15779960
I liked Fi because she reminded me of HK47, i'll she need to do was call someone a Meatbag.
32c035 No.15779969
>>15779914
god if they can disable fi and no waggle skyward sword would be fucking amazing and we can get back to decent zelda games again that don't rely on wandering around wastelands of nothingness like botw did
bb24e9 No.15779977
>>15779969
>skyward sword would be fucking amazing
But anon, it doesn't change the problem of the dungeons and "overworld" being kinda boring.
d961eb No.15779991
>Skyward Sword Remake
If they don't remove the motion controls and essentially redesign the combat from the ground up then it's going in the trash.
32c035 No.15779992
>>15779977
honestly fi and waggle stop me from even playing the game entirely after second time going the ground i still have the special edition wii edition of the game with its fancy golden controller somewhere packed up cause if push comes to shove i'm moving out to another place in a few months
d961eb No.15780002
>>15779969
btw BOTW was a great Zelda game. The LTTP formula was played out and boaring and I'm glad Skyward Sword killed it.
1f16ee No.15780006
The game is fine, but having to use the shitty motion controls sucked. They just need to fix this to make it playable.
Why they didn't add classic controller support on that game still puzzle me to this day.
3a65c1 No.15780009
>>15779920
<best selling game in the series
Don't worry, they'll keep shitting out similar ones.
>The one good Zelda game ever made.
But it's the worst one.
>>15779914
Joycons have motion controls so it's just gonna be the same game, with bloom and a baby mode.
4f27a6 No.15780010
Maybe I'd be able to finally beat it this time because the controller won't give out during the final boss battle for me.
953069 No.15780021
>>15779991
>>15779977
>>15780006
Is the game worth playing in Dolphin, through some control mapping scheme, without a Wiimote?
30511c No.15780036
>>15780021
You can map the directions to the right control stick, so that way it works actually pretty well.
bb24e9 No.15780054
>>15780036
How would you map stabbing to it, though?
4df94e No.15780055
>>15779991
go on, what do link and zelda look like in the next decade of anime?
1f16ee No.15780058
>>15780021
Yeah, but it will still suck. Have you ever tried to emulate Wiimote? It's not as good as a natural command.
Some things for example, require that you shake the control up and down while you press a buttom, let's say "B". So, to make one command, like carrying something, you would need to hold the assigned button, press the button you assigned for the motion down, and then press the button assigned for the motion up. And sometimes it still abandon you on the way because you didn't get the timming right.
Is it playable? Yes. But I still wish there were classic controller support on those games.
30511c No.15780064
>>15780054
Control stick click!
5e2d9f No.15780077
>>15780002
>btw BOTW was a great Zelda game
1f16ee No.15780091
>>15780054
Depends on the game.
You could put motion back and forth in the same controller button, but not all games accept that. The most usual would be to put motion back in one, and forward in another, so you would need to press then in sequence in the speed the game responds to.
d961eb No.15780092
>>15780055 *
anime? what the fuck are you talking about?
>>15780077 *
You do realize hating on BOTW is just a meme.
* both of you wasted your doubles
64c08f No.15780097
>>15779991
>They keep motion controls
>You must swing the entire fucking swing every time you want to attack
000000 No.15780131
>>15779914
They will add child raping sections, as Nintendo now supports that.
9e6597 No.15780135
It's a great idea. Skyward Sword needs a good revision more than any Zelda game. There is a great game in there, it's just hindered by bullshit.
Firstly, let us turn off Fi, for god's sake.
If you're going to really put the work in, flesh out the sky world more, maybe change parts of the game, so you don't have to revisit dungeons. Vary up the challenges of Silence so it's not the same stealth mission three times.
I like the motion controlled sword fighting, but if you can add more options, by all means do. Not sure how feasible that would be though.
b1b2e2 No.15780136
>>15779914
>a remake of Skyward Sword for the Switch
953069 No.15780138
>>>/v/15780131
>TORpedo
>on CP-chan
>virtue signalling
Your type are just jealous about not hitting that cunny
737821 No.15780163
>there are people that exist who didnt like fi
00994b No.15780164
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>>15779960
Fi is 99% underrated.
9e6597 No.15780173
>>15780163
People don't like the game bugging you every five minutes that your hearts are low, or reminding you what a door is for the fifth time.
266b21 No.15780178
>>15779914
Fi needs more dialog that is not repeating what we already know, She was pretty cute in a stupid puppy kind of way, Also it needs more dungeons and areas to get rid of the backtracking i hated the silent zones, And last but most important get rid of the motion controls entirely.
737821 No.15780180
>>15780173
you sound like your emotional hearts are low
9e6597 No.15780183
>>15780180
That was a bit weak.
737821 No.15780185
>>15780183
why would i want to hurt you?
c5f6a9 No.15780191
>>15780185
Because anon is a faggot who deserves bully
737821 No.15780204
>>15780191
he seems okay, he just has horrible opinions
9e6597 No.15780205
I think there's some confusion here. People aren't suggesting removing Fi's character from the game. They're suggesting turning off the obnoxious hint system where Fi badgers you constantly.
5e2d9f No.15780227
>>15780165
That coliseum prison has nothing in it except a pointless lynel fight, and the labyrinths are utterly bland, with the same damn thing you find everywhere else at the end, a fucking shrine. The game has these giant ruins to entice you to go explore, but there's nothing fucking in them worth exploring. There are no large, proper dungeons or temples to find, no cool, unique weapons, nothing that can't be found everywhere else on the map, aside from the armor pieces, the one cool thing that exists for you to discover. BotW has this enormous map you can go anywhere in, and there's hardly anything to find besides pretty architecture and landscapes.
17b8e8 No.15780248
>>15780227
>. There are no large, proper dungeons or temples to find, no cool, unique weapons,
That's every 3D zelda after Majora.
9e6597 No.15780255
>>15780227
You're assuming that artwork you posted represented something more. The shrines you get at the end of an overworld challenge like the labyrinths amount to a room where you pick up a shiny. You're complaining about the design of a chest at this point. Okay, maybe it's an overly elaborate chest, with an necessary loading screen, but that seems like a pretty minor complaint.
266b21 No.15780257
>>15780205
This, Fi was the only god thing to come from this game, I was actually happy when she woke up a bit in botw.
9e6597 No.15780260
266b21 No.15780275
>>15780260
He was only relevant in the god awful repetitive pit fight i liked him but i hated that boss.
30511c No.15780283
>>15780275
That bastard is probably the worst boss in the entire series, but it also gave us this boss:
15ecc4 No.15780284
>>15779914
Skyward Sword is still my favorite Zelda title to date. I didn't realize people hated it until I went on forums afterwords. I still don't get it. It seems people complain about the meta game more than the game itself (muh motion controls). People also say it's linear, but all Zelda games are linear, save for BOTW and the first game.
>a link to the past wasn't lineur!!!!
Yes it was.
God forbid you niggers try new things.
266b21 No.15780305
>>15780288
It really is sad that Fi is from such a bad game, Maybe if she was from a more well received game we could have had her as a companion in botw.
9e6597 No.15780314
>>15780284
Well there's a hefty dose of "this isn't what I think Zelda should be", which blinds people to the good things the game does do. Never mind that the little overworld bites felt more like fun mini dungeons. It wasn't a big open map like MY favourite Zelda game, so it sucks.
There's bias against the motion control, which was actually well done, but people decided they hated that shit before the game was even out.
And then there's the legitimate complaint that the game holds your hand too much, which is something they could fix, and the whole sky gimmick being kind of pointless, which is fair.
57fef0 No.15780319
>>15779914
If they can add new areas or connect some of the existing ones together then I'd be down for it but we all know it'll be the same lazy shit they pulled with TP and WW HD. That being said I'd rather play Skyward again than BOTW
266b21 No.15780323
>>15780319
But at least botw was short, Skyward sword dragons on and on.
5e2d9f No.15780326
>>15780255
What you're missing is that shrines are meant to be the replacement to traditional dungeons. That's why the divine beasts are so short and simple. But they suck. The shrines are samey, almost all of them are tiny, and a huge chunk of them are just a fight against a guardian. The thing is, when I navigate through a large labyrinth, I expect something cool, unique, and worth my time, not the exact same fucking thing I can see everywhere else. When I see a large ruin, I expect to enter it and find something like how Hyrule Castle is structured. Instead, there's fuck all. Nintendo used shrines as a cheap way to stick rewards everywhere while not putting in the effort to make any discovery a cool, unique event. Solve a riddle relating to a graveyard, you expect to open a tomb to explore or raise some kind of undead monster. Instead, you get another fucking shrine. Go behind the large waterfall? Shrine. Navigate an island covered in perpetual empty blackness? Shrine. Survive a trial where you're stuck on an island with only what you can find on it? Shrine. It cheapens the entire game, because it turns the joy of exploration into just ticking off a list of what shrines you've found. Instead of a hundred-something shrines, there should have been places like Hyrule Castle in spots around the map. Get some proper evil lairs to explore, significantly complex ruins, anything with some depth and complexity and that doesn't have the same ancient tech coat of paint that's slapped on everywhere else.
57fef0 No.15780339
>>15780323
BOTW was only as short as you made it, and while some people would call that a good design choice it becomes tedium for someone like me who wanted to explore the full overworld and make the most of the in-game content despite how much repeated shit there is
9e6597 No.15780340
>>15780326
Thematic variety is nice, and they should definitely focus more on that for the followup. Complaining that the game doesn't look like some NES concept art when it actually does is pretty stupid though.
72ce7d No.15780363
BoTW is a good game and people here like to overexaggerate any minor flaw and act likes its the worst game of all time. There is room for improvement but its not even the worst Zelda game Wind Waker is.
e6c116 No.15780373
>>15779991
Not likely to happen honestly, Skyward Sword combat was designed to push WiiMotionPlus to the limit. Motion controls were crucial to the combat. They really will have to redesign every single fight if they want to remove them.
eac09b No.15780377
I don't know why you all want to hate on SS's motion controls. The directional slashes were neat and added a little bit of variety to a combat system that's become extremely stale. It's nothing amazing but removing it just hurts the game.
9e6597 No.15780380
>>15780363
>not Phantom Hourglass
183c57 No.15780386
>>15780252
These swordtits are too big, have you got any DFC?
183c57 No.15780389
>>15780380
>not Spirit Tracks
9e6597 No.15780393
>>15780389
I didn't play it, but I heard it was better.
db793e No.15780401
>>15780389
Spirit tracks was actually pretty good.
ad046d No.15780410
>>15780363
BotW is unironically the worst game in the series.
<no real dungeons
<worst zelda
<open world meme, fuck all to do
<short
<weak ass story with a lame twist
<sold well enough to make EVERY zelda game after shit like it
skyward sword is leagues better than people give it credit for
e872af No.15780418
>>15779914
>waggle
Skyward Sword wasn't waggle, you had to actually swing in the direction you wanted the sword to go thanks to Wii Motion+. This allowed for sword fights where you had to swing properly to get through enemy defenses. Twilight Princess was waggle.
266b21 No.15780421
>>15780410
True but i still think skyward sword is worse.
9e6597 No.15780423
>>15780410
I don't agree. You're judging it based on what it isn't, rather than what it is, which is the same reason people give Skyward Sword such a hard time.
381abc No.15780424
>>15780304
It's better to break her heart now, rather than lead her on and break it later. Once Link and Zelda reunite as lovers after Skyward Sword's conclusion, that girl is going to be heartbroken either way.
>>15780257
I felt neutral about Fi throughout the game. She didn't really stand out much, but strangely, I was still sad to see her leave in the ending.
183c57 No.15780428
>>15780418
Nintendo never made a Wii game that WASN'T waggle. Not even with the Wii Motion+. The entire gimmick was a pile of shit down to the very core.
9e6597 No.15780444
>>15780418
People decided all motion control was waggle as soon as Wii Sports came out. There's no convincing those people. If they even played the game, they played it staunchly refusing to enjoy the combat. It's like getting a metalhead to accept that there are good songs in other genres. Don't even bother.
30511c No.15780452
>>15780178
Motion control option would be the best, nobody would ever use it but for OG game reasons.
>>15780284
The games always varied in linearity, but ALTTP was less linear than WW, for example. SS isn't really any more linear that WW or TP, and at least has no bullshit "invisible wall, turn around here now" crap.
>>15780319
Unlikely. A port is a port, and I doubt Nintendo is gonna make more content. They never really did in the past expect for LA to LADX.
>>15780418
True, I thought waggle just meant motion controls in general. I actually had no real problems with the Wiimote, but after long playsessions my wrist would get a little sore sometimes.
Anyways, what is your favorite game in the series? Best overall? Specific best, 2D/3D?
I received Awakening in the mail a few days ago for my Gameboy, might play it later this week.
183c57 No.15780453
>>15780444
>There's totally good dubstep out there, you're just not willing to give it a chance!
This is how you sound.
9e6597 No.15780456
>>15780453
There probably is. I don't know. I'm too old to really know what dubstep even is.
38e419 No.15780482
>>15780314
> It wasn't a big open map
AND THANK FUCKING CHRIST FOR THAT
OoT's big empty Hyrule field was a fucking obnoxious pain that just padded out the actual gameplay sections with walking in a straight line. It was awful. Deciding to make a vast nothing even bigger in WW and TP was even fucking worse. The sky in SS was annoying but at least you'd randomly find chests or minigame huts and the time spent there was minimal.
30511c No.15780486
>>15780456
Imagine a blending steel and loading one side of a washing machine with lead, that is give or take how it sounds.
9e6597 No.15780492
Listening to dubstep for the first time. I kind of like it. Sounds like boss music.
381abc No.15780502
>>15780492
Well, a white man (Skrillex) did invent dubstep. So it's already inherently better than rap crap.
9e6597 No.15780507
>>15780502
I like the Madworld soundtrack.
9e6597 No.15780538
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
wtf, I like dubstep now. Thanks, Zumers.
afe1dd No.15780646
>>15779914
Honestly, the combat and the motion controls were the least of Skyward Sword's problems. Poor level design, absurd amounts of padding, and the feeling that at least half of the game's content was obviously cut were what really ruined the game. It's world is of the smallest, if not the smallest, in the series and they still managed to make it feel empty.
645b20 No.15780759
Here's a reminder that Aonuma has never actually beaten Zelda
https://archive.fo/wZvwS
183c57 No.15780813
>>15780759
How is it not fucking mandatory in the video game industry to play the previous games in your franchise before you make a new one?
5e2d9f No.15780839
>>15780340
I can't see how you're missing the point this badly. That image is showing that, where a Zelda would/should have a big dungeon to find and explore, BotW will put a shrine. It's criticizing the fact that there's nothing significant to discover in BotW. There are no big secrets, no intricate ruins, just the same thing to find over and over and over again. In a game that's all about open exploration, it's a huge problem. It's the exact same problem Skyrim has vs Morrowind. Skyrim has a lot of token things to find throughout its world, but nothing really distinct or cool to find, that you aren't directly pointed at. Meanwhile, Morrowind has lots of cool, unique items deliberately placed in various locations, hidden shrines, locations that aren't what they appear on the surface, and little secrets to find. One of the best armor pieces, in the game, is in a hidden dungeon that has no quest pointing to it, no hints telling you where to look, nothing but your own curiosity and exploration bringing you there. And that's the only piece of armor of its kind, in the entire game. BotW doesn't do that. There aren't lost treasures, hidden secrets, or dark, dangerous dungeons. All they did was mix shrines, random weapons, and all but one of the enemy types in the game in a big bowl, mix it up, then randomly scatter the contents on BotW's map. As a result, exploring every area feels a lot like exploring any other area, except you have a different outfit on to survive the ambient temperature. When Nintendo first revealed BotW and said the game would be a completely open, giant world to explore, people were expecting to find amazing things through that world. Instead, we got the same mediocrity over and over again.
9eea67 No.15780848
>>15779914
>the whole thread is based on a machine mistranslation
953069 No.15780923
>>15780848
>not a cunning plausible deniability hangout to gauge interest
266b21 No.15780981
>>15780848
Nice we need more FI fan-art there is far too little of it made, You would think pixiv would be all over a cute sword girl but nope.
ff29ad No.15781053
>>15779914
I can't imagine making Skyward Sword worse than it already is.
0c1f8f No.15781060
>>15780980
>Son dies from a drug overdose at 13.
A-at least we're not homophobes.
ad046d No.15781178
>>15780423
Of course im judging it by what it isn't, it's a zelda game that doesn't play like one. It's a shitty open world game. I don't play zelda for muh open world meme, i play it for dungeons and puzzles. and also waifus which botw has zero good ones
266b21 No.15781193
>>15781178
Now we both know that's not true.
af105a No.15781196
>>15780839
Morrowind is a snorefest though.
ad046d No.15781208
>>15781193
>>15781206
>posting boring shit examples
You're not helping your case faggots.
266b21 No.15781215
>>15781208
Shit taste detected.
e13980 No.15781217
>>15781208
>posting boring shit examples
Huh? what are you talking about? He didn't post your waifu
9e6597 No.15781311
>>15781178
The original Zelda just barely had puzzles.
ad046d No.15781411
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>>15781215
>>15781217
Here's examples of better zelda series waifus, stop posting your disgusting shit on the board
>>15781311
The first game had puzzles, but later games evolved them. Trying to compare newer games to one on the NES is disingenuous as fuck.
01a6e5 No.15781413
I think needing the joycon, glorified $80 wiimotes that are frail as shit is enough of a fuck up.
Alternatively, mandatory controller swinging if you're using a pro controller.
ad046d No.15781427
>>15781421
>being a faggot
ad046d No.15781434
>>15781429
>I'm not a faggot anon!
>the guy has boobs so that makes it okay
27a0f2 No.15781510
>>15781484
Girls don't have dicks, anon.
85409c No.15781514
>>15779914
Dude, I remember getting all the way to the final boss battle, taking a break to eat lunch and I turned off my Wii, I'd forgotten to save and my last save was fighting Demise's lackey right before I could fight demise. It sucked so much dick, and I just gave up right there. I would've finished it now, but younger me couldn't take the heartbreak.
ad046d No.15781632
>>15781515
>you calling me out as a closet gay means ur mad!
5e2d9f No.15781728
>>15781411
>likes the most trite, typical, cliche "cute girl" Zelda in the series
>doesn't even post accurate art of her
>thinks he has any room to criticize the tastes of others
ad046d No.15781735
>>15781728
>I like shit girls to be different!
>aren't I unique and quirky >.<
88967a No.15781742
>>15781554
I'm not so much offended by the message of the tweet as I am by that hideous lipstick job. Fag needs to show some class in application
149ca0 No.15781769
It's really peculiar how you guys like Skyrim when it's made by Japanese people for very young children tbh.
9d984b No.15781786
>>15780980
<My son wears dresses
>is clearly wearing pants
>>15781169
>GAGTSYA
What did they mean by this?
f8a3d5 No.15781793
>>15781786
nothing, they're leftists
183c57 No.15781795
>>15781169
I wonder how these kids are gonna feel about it once they incorporate Pedophilia into the LGBTBBQ pantheon.
cf3c59 No.15781816
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15780275
Speaking of that The Imprisoned boss fight, how many of you know about the quick way to defeat it by jumping on it's head and striking the pillar down WITHOUT attacking its toes to make it fall over.
75830e No.15781842
>>15781816
>Nazi language
Yikes
c12cc5 No.15781871
>>15779914
So long as waggle controls become optional, the combat gets reworked for non-waggle players, and the graphics get polished, I don't see a problem with this. Worst case scenario we get a "free sword" button that has the player move the sword with the right analog stick.
183c57 No.15781927
>>15781816
Jesus christ this monster design is nauseatingly bad.
35f83d No.15781947
>>15781846
And you're even gay for posting gay porn, fag.
07c741 No.15781962
Thank god. I loved walking through the same three areas over and over again.
e50693 No.15781982
>>15779914
>remaking a bad game
Terrible idea. Fans of SS will hate it if it's different, everyone else will hate it unless huge changes are made.
fff022 No.15782114
>>15781947
You're a homosexual for calling futa gay.
f8a3d5 No.15782133
>>15782114
dick into male is gay
3fd54a No.15782139
>>15782114
>a man in drag with boobs i-isn't g-gay!!!!
>I'm not a fag in denial I swear!!1!
859046 No.15782245
>>15780164
>the position on the 4th image
>genital mutilation in the 5th
f70b68 No.15782281
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e94166 No.15782284
>>15782139
Don't bother with futafaggots.
fcf67f No.15782301
>>15782114
Its fucking gay Anon.
39532d No.15782313
>>15780009
>worst
That is objectively wrong.
Majora's Mask was
ad046d No.15782316
>>15782294
You don't want midna, you want a male midna look-a-like. Stop playing pretend, you're a gay.
f86725 No.15782324
Skyward Sword was all about the swordfighting, it's honestly the only motion game I've ever liked in 40 years.
39532d No.15782347
>>15782339
Anything + dick = its gay
966714 No.15782405
>>15780839
>>15781769
>It's really peculiar how you guys like Skyrim when it's made by Japanese people for very young children tbh.
>Skyrim is made very young children.
Skyrim, Zelda, and Dark Souls are three titles used to make shitty ill informed comparisons.
9601ce No.15782411
>>15782339
Blow your fucking brains out, queer. Reported for thread spam.
5e2d9f No.15782424
>>15782339
If it has a dick, the body is no longer female. It can, at best, be a hermaphrodite, and that's assuming there's a vagina along with the dick.
15960b No.15782437
>>15780077
>>15780165
I get where both of you are coming from. BOTW did have some amazing vistas that made you want to explore, but there was very little there when you arrived. At most it was just another shrine with the same interior and a 50/50 chance of being a battle or treasure shrine anyway.
If the amazing vistas had led to massive ruins and buildings with actually impressive interiors and dungeons, it would be 11/10, but instead we got four dungeons which, again, all had the same fucking interior theme.
I want to explore inside the ancient ruins in a Zelda game, and have it feel a part of the world and not a separate pocket dimension of Sheikah space.
15960b No.15782461
>>15780305
Fi did have a brief cameo in BOTW. Her "voice" appeared when Zelda was talking to the sword and you could tell she was conversing with it/her.
5e2d9f No.15782475
>>15782461
I like to imagine that the "trial" Link goes through when pulling the sword is just Fi bitching at him for getting fucking killed and making her sit in the woods for a hundred years with only tree people for company.
d4c608 No.15782503
>>15780006
>the shitty motion controls sucked
Am I the only one that didn't have that problem where moves only came out 95% of the time, or whatever the issue with the controls was?
de9770 No.15782521
>>15782503
I can say that I played though the entirety of Skyward Sword without ever having any issues, But at the same time my older brother had an extremely hard time on the first Ghirahim fight and dropped the game after.
So I guess it's on a person to person basis on how well you can adapt to the controls.
dd7981 No.15782537
>>15779914
God I hope not. Skyward Sword is by far the worst Zelda game ever made. It is the culmination of every cancer the modern Zelda games have suffered from. It would make me very depressed if they took such an extreme leap in the right direction with BotW, only to return straight back to the cancer that made BotW neccesary.
72ce7d No.15782553
>>15781846
>likes fucking boys
>doesn't like the series about an Aryan killing desert people
I wonder who could be behind this post.
5e2d9f No.15782573
>>15782553
>doesn't like the series about an Aryan killing desert people
Desert person, actually. Link only ever kills the one guy.
0e4596 No.15782581
why are they remaking skyward sword when they should remake BOTW first. BOTW is one of the best open world tech demos I've ever played. They just need to fill it with more enemies, tweak certain mechanics and put some actual fun stuff to do in the game and it'll be great
e50693 No.15782851
>>15782521
I had trouble with the controls almost all the time, but the first Ghirahim fight went smoothly and was the most fun I had with the game. I think it's really just inconsistent.
ff246b No.15782904
I guess I'm the contrarian; I liked Skyward Sword, and I hope the remake keeps the motion controls as an option.
I think that 3-territory splitting was bullshit, the flying was boring, and there were a lot of unnecessary invisible walls. Normally that would kill the game for me, but Skyward Sword had a really good density of content. Every area had a lot of things to do, and the areas themselves were pretty inventive. I liked the combat much more than TP's, which was almost brainless; although BOTW did have better combat and movement options. Unlike BOTW, however, SS had more than 5 normal enemies.
b5833f No.15783048
>>15782475
So basically this >>15780981 ?
5e2d9f No.15783063
>>15783048
That's less bitching and more just physical abuse.
de9770 No.15783079
>>15782904
I really enjoyed Skyward Sword the first time I played it, but the problem is that repeat playthoughs are a total slog for the first hours.
15960b No.15783276
Honestly, the more I think about it, if Nintendo did just release the game with modified "help" where Fi is toned down and the constant reminders are turned off (I don't need to be reminded what a blue rupee is after every reset), and there was an option for non-waggle controls, I would probably play SS all over again.
But I doubt Nintendo would go to that much effort. They will just 1to1 the motion controls to JoyCon and call it "the authentic experience" despite that experience being an unenjoyable clusterfuck (except the underarm/overarm bomb bowling/throwing, that actually managed to work consistently for me).
9585d5 No.15783314
>>15779914
>entire game was practically one giant fetch quest
>combat was all about precision and timing, so it was worse and more boring then the previous entries
>The Sky had nothing in it
>game was pretty ugly
>not that many items, and some you got were rehashes once again
>dowsing mechanic
>stamina
>the enemies themselves weren't that fun to fight
>handholds all the way through
>story ruined the origin of Zelda and Ganondorf
The only things I liked were Fi (because I thought she was comical) and Link/Zelda's relationship was endearing. Also Groose I guess. The Lanayru Province is also great and practically carries the entire game from being a miss. The Ancient Cistern is okay, one of the few areas with a really cool aesthetic.
7debe8 No.15783332
>botw is horrendously bad for a zelda game to the point where Nintendo just buying up some up in coming indie game and slapping zelda on it would be more believable
>no memorable music
>no memorable characters
>no memorable dungeons
>no memorable weapons/tools
>there was no variety in enemies
>fap bait zelda as scene with her ass
>fap bait faggot link cross dressing
>fap bait bara birds and metrosexual birds
>stupidly high score and constant praise
>try to criticize the game and people will restore to throwing porn at you
botw was a weeb bait game.
50da6e No.15783393
>>15779920
BotW is not even a real Zelda game any more than Zelda Musou is.
199ef5 No.15783395
>>15780326
You had the exact problem I had. At some point I just didn't care about any of the rewards anymore. I wanted more content, but it just wasn't filling.
50da6e No.15783411
>>15780839
Morrowind is the gayest piece of shit I ever played.
only thing memorable about it is the giant flea thing used for transportation and the word "Nerevarine". The world was shit, the combat was shit, the story was shit, and you're a faggot for sucking its dick.
3d9db7 No.15783468
anyone else remember the months right after the five guys exodus? one of the biggest noticeable changes was the fact that all the gay/trap memes disappeared. they stayed off for a good year or 2.
now its back to pre-5 guys-4cuck levels of faggotry.
>>15779914
it was probably a mistranslation. its probably just going to be "remade" with higher res textures and removing the stupid wrist shaking in place of a button press.
anything nintendo did to "fix" the game would only make it worse. theyre incapable of making good games at this point; they dont even know what would make the game better.
3d9db7 No.15783474
>>15783411
>The world was shit
no
>the combat was shit
no
>the story was shit
lel, nvm i thought you were being serious. nicely played.
149ca0 No.15783599
>>15783411
>Morrowind is the gayest piece of shit I ever played.
You never played any Zelda games?
6e6aa4 No.15783619
>>15782437
I want my sperm to explore Zelda's womb and cuddle with her afterwards.
But yeah the lack of dungeon variety is the biggest letdown of BOTW. It's a comfy game but having to go through 200 of the same dungeons that only have either piss easy puzzles or piss easy minibosses is a chore.
27a0f2 No.15783623
>>15783411
Morrowind is one of the greatest games ever made, and you're a nigger if you think otherwise.
f5c253 No.15783628
>>15783623
I wouldnt say greatest. Its fun to fuck around with and the lore is amazing but i had more fun with other dungeon crawlers.
ebcc81 No.15783645
skyward sword was a good game
1bc4cf No.15783666
>>15780021
I played through Skyward Sword with a controller and Dolphin. It worked fine, I even found it better when I got the chance to try it with the wiishit at a friends house. It would be super easy for Nintendo do remake it for a gamepad. Too bad the game is fucking horrible.
06c992 No.15783675
SKYWARD SWORD
>BUT YOU DUEL WIELD WITH THE JOYCONS
06c992 No.15783681
>>15783675
DUAL
can't believe I fucked that up
885105 No.15783722
it could be good if its a full remake and not just a port like that doesn't do anything to fix the flaws of the original like ww HD. (other then stick a band-aid on sailing.)
77f0ce No.15784503
>>15782281
>that pic
Obviously we just need to be more encouraging and these people won't kill themselves. They'll be perfectly happy with their comically penis shaped meat-chubs. Everybody just stop being bigots.
9e6597 No.15784528
>>15783314
>entire game was practically one giant fetch quest
Sounds like the Zelda franchise.
50da6e No.15784549
>>15783623
I can't believe anyone would actually like that garbage. You're just trolling for (You's), right?
>>15783599
Zelda games are actually fun. Morrowind looks like shit, plays like shit, and is boring as fuck. There's more entertainment in a single Zelda dungeon in almost any given Zelda game than there is in the entire fucking game world of Morrowind, or any of Bethesda's other stinkers for that matter.
27a0f2 No.15784559
>>15784549
>comes into a Zelda thread to shit on Morrowind
>accuses others of fishing for (You)s
The shitposter cries out in pain as he trolls you.
af105a No.15784840
>>15784559
Morrowind is shit. Fact.
f5a86e No.15784845
could fi be the worst zelda character ever? I remember playing the game now and I'm extremely fucking angry, still, at this useless, boring, unremarkable piece of shit cancer character. I want it to not exist
f8a3d5 No.15785020
>>15784845
>I remember playing the game now and I'm extremely fucking angry, still, at this useless, boring, unremarkable piece of shit cancer character. I want it to not exist
She was less offensive in Hyrule Warriors
ebf3ad No.15785078
>>15784845
I quit midway through the first "dungeon" because I couldn't handle her anymore. Fi ruined the entire game for me. I don't know if she improves later on. I've heard no positive things about Skyward so I've no interest in finding out for myself.
>>15785020
She still says retarded shit in that game. The only difference is the entire game doesn't pause so you can mash A to skip through her 10 pages of bullshit every 5 minutes.
f8a3d5 No.15785088
>>15785078
>She still says retarded shit in that game.
This is correct
>The only difference is the entire game doesn't pause so you can mash A to skip through her 10 pages of bullshit every 5 minutes.
That was my point
ebf3ad No.15785092
>>15785088
I thought I should elaborate on your point.
cf3c59 No.15787043
>>15784845
>Used Wii Remote with rechargeable AA batteries
>Would only swap out for another pair when the first ones were completely depleted and Wii Remote stopped working
>Some Wii games give you the occasional warning that the batteries are low (in the red as shown on the Home menu screen)
>In Skyward Sword, Fi gives out this warning in game of Master the batteries in your Wii Remote are nearly depleted
>Despite her saying this I think could get possibly 8-10 hours while being in the red (the batteries were old)
>Outside of her 85% probability blah, blah quote that low battery reminder dialog is the only one I really remember.
Those batteries are now over a decade old (and on the pack were supposed to be good for 5 years) still use them in Wii Remotes even though I get an 2-3 hour life out of them.
749b80 No.15787319
>>15787249
>200ish years later and the towns are still small
Wouldn’t that be because of said monsters everywhere? That’s confining what little people are left to pretty small areas.
It’s not like there being mostly only villages over 200 years is impossible. Just look at some of China’s history.
5e2d9f No.15787385
>>15787319
>Wouldn’t that be because of said monsters everywhere?
If the monsters were really that dangerous, these towns would have fortifications, guards patrolling the area, and wouldn't be freely open to anyone just happening to walk in. Every single stable shouldn't be around, they're so vulnerable. Yet, somehow, the hylians were able to build a dozen or so enormous horse heads purely for keeping horses in. The average quality of life seems to pretty pretty high, especially in Hateno. These people are not suffering or oppressed at all, yet they've barely built up civilization since Ganon showed up.
183c57 No.15787397
>>15787385
>>15787319
The stable design led me to believe they were actually nomads that moved from place to place, seeing as they were stylistically modeled off of Mongols with their yurt. I assumed there weren't many large cities because most people had migrated to the nomadic lifestyle to avoid monsters and find food. The game just didn't have them move because it's a video game and that would have been super annoying.
5e2d9f No.15787411
>>15787397
There is no fucking way nomadic people would make their yurts that fucking impractically tall and complex. It would take forever to set up and take down, and it makes for a lot of extra shit to have to carry around when they move.
d29d7e No.15787414
>>15779914
>imrpove it
Just look at Wind Waker and TP HD, both are shit ports, neither add the sort of content they need to and the graphics updates are questionable at best.
183c57 No.15787422
>>15787411
The only thing that would lead men to do something so impractical is religion. Clearly they worshiped the horse god, and constructed effigies to the horse god where they set up camp.
df1a29 No.15787466
Why are they bothering with skyward sword instead of porting wind waker and twilight princess hd from the wii-u?
ff246b No.15787479
>>15787466
WW and TP are both worse than SS. WW has good dungeons, but not enough of them. TP has solid art style, okay dungeon design, and a great length, but nothing about the combat or puzzles is hard. The same things can be said about SS, except that it at least requires you to pay attention and react during battles,which make up a large part of both games.
df1a29 No.15787498
>>15780164
Well split my dick and call me Link!
9585d5 No.15787509
>>15784528
Very true. I feel that it manifested at it's worse here though. From the beginning you expect an actual grand adventure this time, yet my only motivation from ever going to one place or the other was just to get something for someone and not because of the story. Whether it was for those dragons, or to replenish the sword, it felt all so tiresome.
>>15784845
Characters who constantly talk about calculations is very funny to me so I had a blast with Fi. But yes she's pretty terrible by most other people standards, in great detail she would explain shit that _just happened._ Midna and King of Red Lions are better assistant characters.
That said, I would love to impregnate Fi. During the process she would narrate calculations and explain it in great detail what is happening as it's happening non-stop. This is absolutely my fetish that only a character like Fi could pull off
df1a29 No.15787541
>>15782277
Gaynigger double dubs? Holy sevens? Sean Mooney?
737821 No.15787588
>>15787509
>fi, how is babby formed?
d961eb No.15787600
>>15787249
but you are wrong
f70b68 No.15787638
File: 5e429a8a9927e35⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 10.07 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Male To Female Sex Reassig….mp4)

>>15784503
opposite if very progressive as well. I shouldn't have to spoiler this miracle of science.
7c2ef9 No.15787680
>>15780077
Double dubs aside, I still enjoyed the hell out of it.
5e2d9f No.15787710
>>15787680
I'm not saying you shouldn't enjoy it. I had fun with it, for what it wasn't. But it was nowhere near a great game, and it squandered every ounce of potential it had with some of the most stupid and lazy design decisions the devs could have made, all for the sake of being "open".
5e2d9f No.15787713
>>15787710
For what it was*. I need to go to bed.
3283f2 No.15787723
>>15787638
ain't these things just open flesh wounds?
198bb2 No.15787728
>>15787642
Is the reason why there are so many gay niggers is because of jail. Can institutions actually alter sexuality?
f70b68 No.15787747
>>15787728
idk, I cant imagine all these gay niggers being in jail.
3283f2 No.15787753
>>15787728
nah I'm pretty sure all of the nigs who get their salads tossed were gay to begin with.
198bb2 No.15787788
>>15787747
>>15787753
Then who is the gayest race then? According to the race map and the states with the most gays, I would guess that the Asians are they gayest.
cdf368 No.15787938
>>15787747
>here we see rival packs of gay niggers attempting to assert dominance though a highly ritualized natural process called the serve.
> The alpha of each pack postures and poses, flanked and supported by the lesser gay niggers to their sides.
>a typical gay nigger pack consist of 3 gay niggers, but 5 or even 6 aren't unheard of.
>The pink alpha displays a dazzling set of moves in an attempt to intimate his opponent joined in by the lesser niggers
> The blue gay niggers however, are not dissuaded.
>Both settle in for a long a grueling battle, and may go all night…
adedc5 No.15788442
>>15787723
until they close up, then they're just giant belly buttons, complete with hair collection and stink
adedc5 No.15788448
>>15787938
I want to see what the intimidating red tribe will bring, they seem to have pumped more points into strength, so how well will they do in such a dex reliant move set?
f70b68 No.15788466
>>15787723
Yes, they have to stick a dildo in the wound for hours a day to prevent it from closing up. They call the puss and blood from the wound their period.
f70b68 No.15788467
>>15787788
>Then who is the gayest race then?
50da6e No.15788517
>>15787723
What the fuck is that creature?
f8a3d5 No.15788620
>>15788517
a stillborn, deformed horse
e6af75 No.15788834
>Remake
It'll just be an upscale with MAYBE amiibo support & if you're really lucky you gt an extra dungeon like the HD evrsion of twilight princess. I hate how remake is thrown around these days. A remake in my eyes is a game built from the ground up, not a glorified port.
9e6597 No.15789321
>>15788834
Twilight Princess got an extra dungeon?
9257c1 No.15789340
>>15782503
>>15782521
The only fights I had issues with were the fucking electric weapons, I never beat Ganon because of that.
6b6c24 No.15789361
>>15788467
I choose to believe we memed this into existence by calling people niggerfaggots constantly
953069 No.15789384
>>15789321
Another Cave of Ordeals-type thing, locked behind physical DLC microtransactionsAmibo.
4fe2bd No.15789431
File: 70793f46f4f5421⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 512.16 KB, 860x1128, 215:282, 3f92e46710a30013184c97a944….png)

I love how shields work, but waggle was cancer and the bosses sucked. What I really want to see is a game that brings all the best combat qualities into one zelda game.
Also Saria is the eternally best girl
d894d2 No.15791123
>>15787600
>but you are wrong
<no arguments to defend Bore of the Wild
737821 No.15791160
i dont remember having a problem with the motion controls. its definitely something you gotta get used to though.
f70b68 No.15791170
>>15789361
sometimes it goes to far
d961eb No.15791224
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15791123
>retard with bad taste in video games
<no valid arguments as to why Breath of the Wild is bad
I see cuckchan is not sending their best and brightest.
a3e7e1 No.15791265
>>15791224
>embedding a nintoddler soyboy puppeteer
>calls other people cuckchanners
>vapidly defending open world game #8675309 with a zelda coat of paint
If there were any real dungeons or content for that matter, you might have a leg or two to stand on.
But no, you chose to be a retarda reddit spacing one at that >>15780092
000000 No.15791291
>>15791170
I see terminator eye at the preview. Niggas also atomic cyborg yo.
3e7278 No.15791325
>All these Skyward Sword apologists
The game was okay. Average, maybe a little better. It had some great ideas and decent setpieces. Simon-Says combat polarizing, imo it flipped between fun and annoying. The whole game kinda felt like a more streamlined LttP, with the dungeon approach being a level unto itself. Wiggly toes man was awful and you have to fight it 3 fucking times, but we also got cool time-magic puzzles. Girugamesh was a decent enemy. Fi a shit. Items were at least more useful than in Twilight Princess, but why use any of them when you have the bow?
It had some good ideas didn't really explore them enough.
418745 No.15791340
>>15791265
Hyrule Castle almost was a Dungeon.
But then you just climb and flipper over he walls and skip it all.
Gerudo Desert/That Hideout was almost a Dungeon, but over in 10 min.
Minish Cap taught me, be content even if you only get a handfull of Dungeons.
Phantom Hourglas taught me, please… stop repeating that Dungeon.
4 Swords tought me, I do not need a Dungeon.
So.
Why worry.
4b2a5e No.15791352
>>15779920
Breath of the Wild is complete garbage. It's Fortnite tier trash. Only good Zelda games were for the N64.
5e7804 No.15791391
Christ
Is there a worse fanbase than anything Nintendo?
Both Skyward Sword and BoTW are mediocre garbage
Deal with it
e50693 No.15791469
>>15791325
>The game was okay.
No it wasn't.
d894d2 No.15791497
>>15791224
>I see cuckchan is not sending their best and brightest.
<Everyone that disagrees with me is a cuckchan
>Sends Ninntendrone video about BOTW
You are trying so hard to fit in.
>no valid arguments as to why Breath of the Wild is bad
Nigger have you even read all of the screencaps? You are just trying to be a disingenuous faggot who doesn't want make solid arguments to refute any shit and keeps fucking larping like an autist. Kill yourself.
b15ed6 No.15791536
>>15791469
It was 1/3 a good game. They had three teams working on the game because Miyamoto basically made them start over from scratch to implement wii motion+. The one competent team was responsible for the good parts like the Lanayru Sand Sea and the Ancient Cistern.
ff29ad No.15791544
>>15791391
Twilight Princess was an abortion too. Only complete goys bought the "remaster", and some still believe that it was a good game.
1981a2 No.15791567
>>15779914
Sounds like a logical progression
there was Wind Waker HD, then Twilight Princess HD
Skyward Sword HD seems obvious.
50c5ef No.15792096
>>15780002
Is that a style of anime, or an era or what? Is there a way to find shows/movies done in this style. I guess kinda like Cobra? Like one of the defining things is less spikey hair styles and girls have lipstick.
3bf335 No.15792153
>>15792096
It was a style mostly used in the mid to late 80s. And usually only on things with higherish budgets like ovas. If you're mainly talking about the scratchy shaded look. The women all having lipstick is more of a 70s thing I think.
953069 No.15792342
>>15791544
TP was a bland but competent and polished swan song for OoT/MM/TWW's 3D Zelda design. Really the worst thing I can say about it is its occasional overreliance on GoW-style button mashing cutscenes.
3e7278 No.15792382
>>15792342
Twilight Princess was fucking boring. Combat was way too safe and the world was empty. Dungeons were awesome but almost every boss was a letdown
953069 No.15792414
>>15792382
I don't think "it's too easy" is a legitimate criticism against any particular Zelda since the NES.
0c4518 No.15793844
>>15780418
>Twilight Princess was waggle
I keep forgetting it had a Wii port that released 6 months before the Gamecube version. Is there any reason to play the Wii version over the Gamecube version?
737821 No.15793863
>>15793844
i think midna has butt physics in the wii version, in fact i think the motion controls were for a game where you spank her
5e2d9f No.15794024
>>15793844
Only if you really want to be able to aim items with the pointer. Otherwise, it's the same exact game, except mirrored, and some button inputs are replaced with generic motion inputs.
5a60b5 No.15794078
>>15780502
>thinking skrillex invented dubstep
Mate, he was about 15 years too late. He's also awful.