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db37bc  No.15756757

You see this every few years. A game comes out with even a minor chance at generating a competitive 'scene' and even though the game was dead on release, sold like shit and has little to no support some people get hard into it as 'my game to go pro in' while turning into rabid fanboys when its clear that shit aint happening.

Case in point Dissidia NT. The game is bad, just bad. A 4/10 game that few bought and is soon turning into a F2P nightmare in japan while just being dropped everywhere else. People returned to the psp titles or even the fucking mobage and that was that.

For most people.

But there were some people i know that saw it as their 'in' to the FGC community. They constantly tried to shill/stream the game doing shit like "c-can we reach 5 followers tonight NT community!" and they got more obnoxious when Square pulled a last ditch "Be DffNT" appeal to make it an LGBT game. Really.

Shocking this didn't work and the games dead. But those people STILL swear its their 'in' to becoming a pro gamer.

Near as i can figure these kinds of people see a small userbase as a lack of high tier players they have to go against and an easy way to be 'top tier' like DSP claiming hes the 'best US player' at a broken, buggy PS1 port of street fighter 2 turbo nobody else plays.

Do you know anyone that desperately wants to be a 'scene' or 'community' e celeb and they stick to bad/dying games to ironically avoid competition?

b7bd92  No.15756765

Pro gaming is a meme. How is someone like me, who lives on the other side of the planet from where the competitions are, supposed to compete? Fuck pro faggotry


6453a0  No.15756782

>>15756765

What happens is people stream 24/7, build a following and then beg for donations to buy their plane ticket to compete. People are dumb with money and are always looking for excuses to give it away. You could be that excuse.


db37bc  No.15756830

>>15756782

I remember that south korean dude who ran full 'trap aesthetic' and a pair of foam tits under a sweater and used a voice changer/titcam and got thousands from thirsty afghan oil baron kids to go to evo and cut and run using it for college instead. You gotta respect the hustle.


409481  No.15757198

>>15757183

I thought going pro meant becoming a full time corporate cocksucker.


2ea9a3  No.15757255

>>15756765

Third world niggers don't deserve to be invited.


2cce1c  No.15757283

>>15756757

>to make it an LGBT game

What?


565dc3  No.15757307

File: 7271e746c9b9249⋯.gif (433.9 KB, 400x299, 400:299, 44272-Abandon-All-Hope.gif)

>Square pulled a last ditch "Be DffNT" appeal to make it an LGBT game

Dear lord that's just sad. When you reach the point where you try to rely on trannie-cents or appeal to other minority to survive if you didn't from the beginning , you should know your game it's completely SHIT.


232f7a  No.15757361

>>15757255

That's a compliment, being invited to some pro scene is the same as being called a massive faggot


db37bc  No.15757398

File: b4babd9dbd190ea⋯.jpg (82.88 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, Doyr6CzU0AE9sPr.jpg)

>>15757283

They pushed this "Be Different" Campaign and pulled a 'im with YOU fellow young person whos college professor convinced was trans!" and tried to literally get [Z A G A Y C O M M U N I T Y] as their audience.

Trying to find all the rainbow version hoodies they sent out but all the people i saw with them deleted the pictures.


409481  No.15757416

>>15757398

I knew FF14 getting big on tumblr would lead to something like. I just fucking knew it.


d4939f  No.15757429

>>15756757

If this was back in the Xbox days with DOA Ultimate, I would just chuckle, not laugh at his retardation because local competitions were comfy. But now the fucking Tryhard syndrome is too prevalent, like goddamn, it's only a game, now it's infecting developers to go for that e-sports recognition, like fuck off with that.


2cce1c  No.15757451

File: 8b4f6c3c654c0c4⋯.jpg (93.14 KB, 511x680, 511:680, be fat.jpg)

File: f614d7201223b81⋯.jpg (203.12 KB, 901x1200, 901:1200, be old.jpg)

>>15757398

I'm searching, but all I've found are the black hoodies. They're pretty embarrassing, but nothing definitively pointing to them trying to get the gay community.


ad24d2  No.15757458

Is there even a not shit fighting game in the current FGC community?

I mean, should I bother trying out SC6 or FEXL or should I go back to sucking major ass at Third Strike?

>>15757451

Is that fucking justin wong again


db37bc  No.15757461

>>15757451

Yeah there was a rainbow colour version going around and a fucking thing explaining that "Our true core audience loves kefka because hes a theatreboi, unf those thigh high boots right?" and i would have died a little inside if the decade of lightning hadn't killed final fantasy for me.


1bf24e  No.15757470

>>15757458

There's Under Night.


2cce1c  No.15757475

>>15757458

>Is that fucking justin wong

Yep.

>>15757461

Someone must have saved screencaps, right?


db37bc  No.15757483

>>15757475

Its Dissidia NT. Did anyone care that much? Other than these sad bastards trying to 'build our place in the fgc community'?


db37bc  No.15757485

>>15757458

He needs medicine money to fight off The Bloat.


2cce1c  No.15757495

>>15757483

>Did anyone care that much?

Well, it just sounds an awful lot like you don't know what you're talking about.


f50023  No.15757510

>>15756830

I wish i had a decent/entertaining personality to do something like that.

>>15757458

>Is there even a not shit fighting game in the current FGC

UNiB is the only good fightan made in a while

as far as non-anime fighters, stick to third strike


354fea  No.15757650

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15756757

>Do you know anyone that desperately wants to be a 'scene' or 'community' e celeb and they stick to bad/dying games to ironically avoid competition?

Smashfags are some of the biggest suckers for scams like this, due to the esports virus having gotten ahold of their community years ago. Rivals of Aether and Icons: Combat Arena are some of the funniest instances of people whoring themselves out for stillborn careers and games. I think Rivals is a little funnier due to the game 1) still existing, barely, and 2) being populated almost exclusively by Meleefags who weren't good enough to beat all the other Meleefags with better muscle memory.

Let's look at the timeline of Rivals of Aether:

>release game in embryonic state in 2015 with all of 3 characters and shitty, low-resolution pixel art

>no blocking and no grabbing because you can't be fucked to implement two fundamental mechanics of fighting games and Smash Bros.

>game is basically unplayable unless you're using a gamecube controller or another controller with 2 analogue sticks due to retarded system mechanics

>add three or four characters over the next year and a half, when you aren't paying attention to the "competitive community" for ebin balance patches

>Smashfags flock to it, play it for a bit, and promptly drop it en masse because it isn't Smash

>barely add single-player content, except for a handful of minigames and tutorials, and gouge players for individual characters because the developer can't hold down a job outside of fleecing autistocrats

<but you can still find time to make custom skins, and stages for epic esports events, fellow gamers :^)

My favourite part is that the dev apparently has enough free time and money to make his own Nintendo Direct spoof as an April Fool's joke, call his fans entitled, and to sponsor (((professional))) tournaments, but the original characters still don't have fucking shading on their various attack animations from 2015.

The snake character is really cool and I'm sad she's stuck in a shit game.

>>15757458

UNIST, FEXL, and GGXrd are really good.


575aff  No.15757651

File: 7ab8d94286737b8⋯.jpg (32.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>15756757

>people who post jewtube "celeb" reaction images


da23b6  No.15757677

File: 9ad319639923701⋯.jpg (16.13 KB, 500x368, 125:92, 9ad319639923701779c1728e31….jpg)

>>15757398

>Be DffNT

I'm impressed, Square actually shocked me with their stupidity. I know they're fuck ups, but this one is really bad.

As much as I love the Dissida games, if you think NT's mechanics through you should know it's never going to go big, definitely not worldwide and definitely not now. Any kind of hustling is (((shilling))) and fans in denial.

I actually wanted NT to become popular, but shit netcode, shit "complete" product, vanguard domination, no one buying the damn game and complicated controls makes this game unlikable in at least one way to almost everyone. They aren't going to get casuals with the autism tier battlefield watching, they aren't going to get or keep people who have standards and they aren't going to have a scene because you need at least 6 people to play a match. The "Be DffNT" campaign is the equivalent of Jeb not wearing his glasses anymore.


65e1fe  No.15757691

I knew a "pro" fg player, he was a huge faggot, amoral sack of shit. I swear, if I ever run into him again, I'll break his fucking jaw. Though, Don't know what clever FG joke to say when committing assault.


6194e5  No.15757817

File: 2aadc25d4de4b7a⋯.gif (140.98 KB, 500x400, 5:4, angry_chewing.gif)

>>15757651

>posts a jewtube thumbnail


942373  No.15757899

>>15757691

Just deck him, don't give him reason to believe he's a victim because of being a tourneyfag.


6453a0  No.15757917

>>15757691

>Nice hitbox faggot


232f7a  No.15758001

>>15757458

SC6 is pretty cancer free since the huge tits keep all the numales and cunts away, and the super autist "pros" don't care of it since it's not a frame-counting anime air dashing game


6194e5  No.15758058

>>15757691

>Don't know what clever FG joke to say when committing assault.

>"Dude just block it"


f299ed  No.15758643

>>15756830

source?




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