ITT: For when you can just stop playing it but you don't because you're retarded or obsessed with getting things your way
Also for stories about absolutely retarded things you do in games despite it repeatedly not working, if you so desire.
I am angry. Angry about Sim Slipway 1900
>play NWS: Rule the Waves
>you design and build your fleet starting at 1900, managing it through peacetime and war
>be slanteyes the kind that doesn't fill their shells with concrete
>war against the French
>this gon be gud
>sink 3 of their armored cruisers in my opening move
>nothing happens for a long time because the French can't send all their shit to the pacific so I get to fight the occasional shitty cruiser
>in true French style they keep running away and REFUSING to do battle
>normally this would raise your unrest and fuck your prestige but the French seem to think this is normal for their admiral
>have 11000+ victory points to theirs of little more than 10% of that
>game then proceeds to force succeed the peace talk events each time with no changes in borders despite the french getting their shit kicked in, as if the government decides that white peace is better than reparations or territorial demands
>keeps happening over and over
>1910, it has been 10 fucking years, at war for 87 months, and the game has only let two territorial invasions happen
>with a total of 17k victory points to their 2k, a peace is then signed with no changes in borders
If you love blue balls, cockblocking and general buttfuckery then this game is for you.
Extra fuck-my-ass-with-the-power-rammer mode: Play as Russia