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>>15674473 (OP)

Will know once the model rippers get the updated one from Ultimate to see exactly what changes were made

>arse

fuck off, retard

>>15674500

This topic wasn't about Ultimate

>>15674473 (OP)

State-owned solid snake's butt down considerably. Wouldn't surprise me if they've just shrunk most of the proportions down on everybody to de-sexualize them as much as possible. Much like the movie industry, sounds like the video game industry is going to start heavily pandering to the Chinese market. So the Virtua women have to match the Chinese standard of beauty. Flat chests, flat asses and flat faces.

>>15674518

Then why did you mention ass sizes?

>>15674526

Anon, have you seen simon belmont?

Hes anything but shrunken down.

>>15674530

Because I wonder if people think she had a big arse in Wii U Smash

>>15674473 (OP)

zss has a nicer butt, but her tits shrank and got less defined because the zero suit doesn't cup each tit, and makes a bridge. ex: (o)(o) to (--). Im a tits man so I'm sad

Good to see the Ass Autist is back

For a slender figure, its a decent size

We missed you, ass autist.

>>15674516

This. /thread

>>15674473 (OP)

Blow your fucking brains out.

>>15674473 (OP)

i dont know, but i like it

>>15676999

could be worse

>>15677104

But the question is, could it be better?

>>15676999

Not bad, but mainly because i like the outfit of the first.

The others kinda suck.

>>15677113

Nah, 2B's ass is just fat

>>15676999

did they make the ass bigger in this version? or smaller like her tities?

>>15677128

I don't think they changed the size of her ass that much, but they did make it a lot firmer in Ultimate.

>>15677141

It's not cottage cheese and flabby, but it's still a fat ass

>>15677124

Some or at least a bit of plumpness and fat is practically necessary for asses to look good.

>>15677169

I agree. That's why I said 2B's ass is too fat. It's not just a bit fat, which is sexy, It's too fat.

>>15677173

Post pics of said fat because that ass was flat enough to make me quit that game right off the bat.

>>15677213

>that ass was flat enough to make me quit that game right off the bat.

Are you black by any chance?

>>15677173

Your taste is pretty mediocre/average judging by most of those samus pics you posted so meh

Does Samus shit like a chicken?

>>15677217

>>15677237

GOD

DAMN

>>15677235

Cool story, bro

>>15677237

No. Look at the size of her ass. Compare it to her waist and upper body. I wouldn't say her ass is huge, but it's definitely big.

And her ass has zero muscle definition. It was clearly made to look soft.

So a big butt that is soft, you know what that is? It's called a fat ass.

Does /v/utt have any advice for giving clean safe rimjobs?

Sometimes I find myself kissing my girl's buttocks and reaching out for the middle part, but I don't want to touch the asshole for obvious reasons. Any quick and safe way to clean it for this?

>>15677124

Can robots even get fat?

>>15677263

>/v/utt

no sorry dude, never even seen an ass.

>>15677263

Make her clean her asshole out, it's not difficult to scrub your bumhole clean. And make sure she's got no poopoo up in the chute, make her stick a finger up there and feel for it before hand. If she's got nothing, and she scrubbed that ass super clean beforehand, you're good to go. Enjoy it, assmouth.

>>15677240

Is this an entirely new type of autism than the feather pubes?

>>15674473 (OP)

You're still alive? I thought you were one of the few anons that actually kept their promise to commit suicide after Phantom Pain came out. I felt bad that you weren't around to see the reveal of 2B's ass. Fuck, is the skyline autist still alive too?

>>15677263

why exactly would you want to touch it at all though? little poke is pretty weird but whatever, tonguing the asshole though? Don't do that

It's serviceable but it's not anything special. Most people on about Wii U Samus is about her tits, she doesn't have a remarkable ass or anything.

Smash Ultimate Samus's ass is so conflicting for me. It's actually bigger, in that it sticks out more, but it's also looks more unnatural and since she lost her tits she looks too bottom heavy now.

Sage because I suspect this is the ass autist.

>>15682755

to addendum, Smash Wii U Samus ass and Smash Ultimate Samus' ass is somewhat comparable to >>15679394, where Wii U is #1 and Ultimate is #2.

>>15680041

Can't explain it

When you find a really good ass maybe you'll understand

>>15683686

>Biggest butt in gaming

Whoever makes the first game with a giant woman in it is gonna make bank

>>15683688

I unironically thought the assylum demon was pretty hot.

>>15683875

Very nice.

>>15683686

If you're talking proportionally probably Haydee.

>>15683740

Funnily enough, cacti aren't even native to Australia but there are plenty of even worse plants

However there are plenty of grasses that are sharp like piano wire, which will strip the skin off your legs if you move through them

>limey faggot makes a thread

>it gets invaded by niggers

Like pottery.

>>15683686

Yeah Samus is pretty normal.

Samus usually is portrayed to having big tits if you look at all of her art, sprites and in-game models but that's only in proportional to other Nintendo characters, most japanese or anime female characters still have her beat. Samus does clearly have some sort of ass if Zero Mission and Other M are anything to go by, but otherwise she doesn't really have ridiculous proportions compared to other characters (especially japanese), not even in Other M.

>>15687213

to be fair OP is likely ass autist which is decent grounds to bumplock a thread