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My wife asked me if I had any suggestions for mobile vidya, normally I'd just call her a degenerate casual but now she's nursing our son any sort of PC gaming is out of the question.
Are there any decent titles for android that don't include any ads or pay2win horseshit?
▶ 3b0327 (2) No.15673376>>15673399
>>15673357 (OP)
Stupid dumb normalfag scum
▶ dac7ae (1) No.15673399
>>15673376
>Do I fit in yet?
▶ ae9501 (1) No.15673400>>15673454
>>15673357 (OP)
We know you don't have a wife and you just made shit up to ask for mobile games.
▶ 94a340 (1) No.15673401>>15730833
▶ 616956 (1) No.15673404>>15673464
▶ 72d02d (1) No.15673411
>>15673357 (OP)
>My wife asked me if I had any suggestions for mobile vidya, normally I'd just call her a degenerate casual but now she's nursing our son any sort of PC gaming is out of the question.
Danmaku death
▶ 508dea (1) No.15673435>>15673458
>>15673357 (OP)
Why don't you try a PC game?
▶ f53606 (3) No.15673454>>15673515
>>15673400
I don't have time for any vidya while at work and when I get home why the fuck would I be playing on my phone? I gave monument valley a try but it didn't appeal to her, dunno what else could be worthwhile since mobile is a fucking trash platform with 99% junk.
▶ f53606 (3) No.15673458>>15673601 >>15729245
>>15673435
She enjoys two point hospital and simcity 4 but can't sit down at the desk now
▶ e9a055 (4) No.15673461>>15673702
>>15673357 (OP)
the cally's caves series is good, if you have a decent controller.
▶ ca086d (1) No.15673464
>>15673404
>Newfags still think sage is muh downboat
>>15673357 (OP)
Try emulators, worms, infectonator or maybe bloons td. Also remember that piracy is easy on android even without root.
▶ e9a055 (4) No.15673484>>15729235
>>15673357 (OP)
What kind of phone or tablet is your wife going to play games on? What kind of games does she like to play? Personally I would look into the plethora of kemco RPGs in the Android store. Some of them are really good approximations of the Golden Eras of the 16 bit and 32 bit RPG
▶ ee2a8e (1) No.15673486
>>15673471
Lets fucking roll.
▶ b48ab7 (3) No.15673505>>15673512
>>15673471
Hell I'll roll. I am no fap though so it will take awhile.
▶ eb2d6d (1) No.15673511
▶ b48ab7 (3) No.15673512
>>15673505
Damnit I wanted Arino.
▶ e9a055 (4) No.15673515>>15673707
>>15673454
Cute family, native simulation games and building games unfortunately will probably be Rife with microtransactions. I would say emulation with something like retroarch and then she could play Theme park and SimCity. But is your wife good enough with technology to troubleshoot minor issues?
▶ 753be0 (1) No.15673537
>final fantasy tactics is on mobile
Why would you need anything else?
▶ 1195f7 (1) No.15673547>>15673556
You're a bad husband and father.
▶ 96b3a5 (1) No.15673555
final fantasy record keeper
▶ 92e1b4 (1) No.15673556
>>15673547
I'm sure you know better anon
▶ 54af93 (2) No.15673561>>15673564
▶ 54af93 (2) No.15673564
>>15673561
>>15673471
AW FUCK
at least it's a gril
▶ 232d0c (1) No.15673571>>15674997
Get a PSVita, a Switch or 3DS, or get some emulators for an android phone if you want to be absolutely certain. Otherwise, I'd first recommend looking at games from Foursaken. They're known for combining multiples genre's into pretty interesting games, although the last one wasn't too good.
▶ 1cb099 (1) No.15673576
>>15673471
I'm feelin' lucky tbh
▶ abab09 (1) No.15673601
>>15673458
There are a lot of knockoffs of SimCity but all the ones I've seen have mobileshit traps like time delays. Kairosoft have made some decent management game clones like Dungeon Village.
▶ c2dc9c (1) No.15673707
>>15673515
Moblie ports of RTC and TTC are pretty good, i suggest stealing the apks if the screen is big enough. Also, try exagear rpg with fallout or planescape (i think so) files, it emulates win95 within the phone with key shortcuts on the sides.
Good luck parenting out there.
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▶ bfa334 (2) No.15674361>>15674370
>>15673471
>most of those rolls are just horrible, who the fuck would beat it to Michael Jackson?
▶ bfa334 (2) No.15674370
>>15674361
fuck, forgot to delete the arrow.
▶ f8fa5b (2) No.15674833>>15674854
>>15673471
Still gonna try to no fap but why not
Anyway, why the fuck you expect a woman to play video games? Just get her a shitty puzzle game she likes or a comfy animal crossing style game. My wife plays gardenscapes or something.
▶ 0e7143 (1) No.15674844
▶ f8fa5b (2) No.15674854
▶ 69820c (1) No.15674860
▶ eb77ea (2) No.15674869
No.
The best thing you can do on mobile is emulate, or play some shitty RPGs
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▶ d9e49f (1) No.15674921
>>15673471
rolling for a female
▶ 6d026d (1) No.15674969>>15674997
>>15673471
Give me something good.
Or at least not a faggot.
▶ 75b8b3 (1) No.15674993
>>15673357 (OP)
Hitman GO
Devil's Attorney
▶ 69d055 (1) No.15674997
>>15674969
69 VERY NICE.
>>15673571
Go 3DS Jailbroken. Switch isn't portable. Vita is more for weebs.
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▶ 06e701 (1) No.15675092>>15685934
>>15673357 (OP)
Why, the new Diablo game, of course!
▶ bd7ba4 (1) No.15675126
>>15673357 (OP)
Shattered Pixel Dungeon.
Nothing else.
▶ 7fcbe7 (1) No.15675202
>>15673471
Rolling for sorc
▶ 0840dd (3) No.15685899
>>15673357 (OP)
Tell her to play roguelikes.
▶ 503074 (4) No.15685909>>15685912
▶ cb256a (1) No.15685922
>>15673357 (OP)
Get her a classic Gameboy with Tetris or a Game Gear with Columns and stop being a faggot.
▶ ef068a (1) No.15685944
▶ 74ca37 (1) No.15685952
>>15673364
This.
You're pathetic OP. You know people are going to give you shit for playing mobile games so you tried to get some sympathy by saying it's your wife.
Before you give the shitty excuse of convenience just know you are actively supporting arguably the worst side of the industry next to consoles.
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▶ 503074 (4) No.15693493>>15693497
>>15673471
Rolling.
Are you alright, Anon? Remember to drink water to avoid dehydration.
▶ 503074 (4) No.15693497
>>15693493
>Sahelanthropus
▶ 97cf2d (1) No.15693503
>>15673471
Rollan for abunai man
▶ ac0cb2 (1) No.15693512
The Baldur's Gate remakes are worth playing on tablet.
Door Kickers and Frozen Synapse are also work well on mobile.
Have you tried getting her to read?
▶ 33cade (2) No.15693655>>15693660
>>15673471
Rolling for Manah la-la-la
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▶ 74a2d0 (1) No.15693677
>>15673357 (OP)
If she likes cute shit and farming sim, recommend BrownFarm. It's a reskin of Hay Day for LINE, a japanese phone chat app.
Downside is there's no way to disable the accidental in-app instance purchases (not actual shop shit, but the 'speed up crop/animal/etc. readiness'). I've heard the event stuff isn't accessible if you're outside the asian region.
Other than that, it's ideal. Unlike Farmville your items don't go bad or expire so you can pick up and put down the game as you please. Gems are easy enough to acquire (probably less so without event bonuses), and F2P isn't really crippled by lack thereof. Probably requires a LINE account, definitely requires internet connection. No in-game banner ads. By the time your son's done nursing she'll be sick of it and migrate back to real games.
E-books are also an option.
▶ 147e61 (1) No.15693744
>>15685934
dont even joke about that anon
▶ dfeaeb (1) No.15693758
>>15673471
Looks like Erection Day is here again
▶ a3cfdf (1) No.15693762>>15694514 >>15714557
>>15673357 (OP)
nigga just download her gba, snes and ps1 emulators!
▶ ccdbf6 (1) No.15693796>>15714557
▶ 720ff7 (1) No.15693821
Ya'll gone baited, faggots.
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▶ 291309 (1) No.15694514
>>15693762
This, but alternatively, purchase a used game boy or Nintendo Switch or something. It'll be cheaper in the long run, and you'll be able to hand that down to your kid once he grows old enough to start playing vidya.
▶ 447b7d (1) No.15694747
>>15673471
What the fuck, let's roll
▶ d92347 (1) No.15703331
>>15673471
Fuck it, i'm tuggin' it tonite.
▶ d85ecc (1) No.15703384
Buy a gun to kill her, your stupid child, and then yourself you stupud fuck.
▶ b56c94 (1) No.15703633>>15718183
>>15673357 (OP)
I bet you're fat, wear glasses and already balding. Get out.
▶ 8d1cba (1) No.15704064
>Mobileshit
>over 25 niggers rolling for degeneracy
This place is definitely cuckchan.
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▶ 12a5c4 (1) No.15711431
▶ 9ae401 (1) No.15714557
>>15693796
>>15693762
Exactly. Just emulate.
▶ 0840dd (3) No.15718183
>>15703633
Nothing wrong with wearing glasses anon.
▶ 05afd4 (2) No.15729154
▶ 2ff57a (1) No.15729160
>>15673471
time for a roll
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▶ b4027d (1) No.15729202>>15729215
This is a thread to ask.
Is there a 4x phone game? It doesn't have to be amazing, it could just be civ2 or something similar but on the phone. No ad bullshit, no pay to win bullshit, no loot boxes, no lottery sexy pictures, no timegating crap, none of the bullshit that every mobile "game" suffers from.
If not, I'm going to fucking make one. I'm tired of all the phone games being endless trash. I want to play a game for as long as I want to or as little as I want to without having to wait or pay money.
▶ 05afd4 (2) No.15729215>>15729967
>>15729202
>4x phone game
Couldn't you just play Civ 2 on modern phone hardware anyway?
▶ dd3ba5 (5) No.15729226
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15673357 (OP)
Super brothers Sword and Sworcery
I got it back when humble bundle wasn't shit.
It's got chill tunes, simple mechanics and if you buy it on humble bundle you get it multiplat.
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/superbrothers-sword-sworcery-ep
Gemeni Rue is a point and click adventure that may be worth playing, I got that one back then as well but humble bundle doesn't sell it any more.
▶ dd3ba5 (5) No.15729228>>15729230
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▶ 0fb0d2 (3) No.15729232>>15729234
▶ 0fb0d2 (3) No.15729234
▶ 254f2b (1) No.15729235
>>15673484
Kemko RPGs are disgustingly generic and you auto battle through the entire thing until the end.
▶ cf4973 (2) No.15729237>>15729240
▶ dd3ba5 (5) No.15729245>>15729249
>>15673458
>She enjoys two point hospital and simcity 4 but can't sit down at the desk now
>simcity 4
Nigger can't you just play that with a mouse?
Get the woman a wireless mouse and set her up on the couch with the computer hooked up to the TV.
▶ 10422d (2) No.15729249>>15729256
>>15729245
sim city 4 isn't meant to be played from that distance
▶ dd3ba5 (5) No.15729256>>15729663
>>15729249
She can't sit at a desk.
So she can sit a little further back, with a larger screen.
How are you not getting this?
▶ 634718 (1) No.15729447
>>15729240
Medium is used exclusively for shitposting.
▶ 542918 (1) No.15729634
▶ 27e48d (1) No.15729640
>>15673471
Rolling for when I get off work.
▶ 1302b2 (1) No.15729655
▶ 10422d (2) No.15729663>>15729711
>>15729256
>game has tiny text and UI elements
>they are less discernible from a couch distance
can't play it from that distance
▶ d991cb (1) No.15729679
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15673357 (OP)
Oh yeah how could I fucking forget this
▶ a909b9 (1) No.15729701
>>15673471
Roll'em
Roll'em
Roll'em
Rawhide
▶ f3bdd0 (1) No.15729703
>>15673471
rollan
shit thread otherwise though, mobile is without fail trash
▶ 6c5670 (1) No.15729711
>>15729663
You can play it from any distance, you just need a bigger screen the farther away you are.
▶ 4adf90 (1) No.15729715
>>15673471
I have trust in the heart of the numbers
▶ 9b22c3 (3) No.15729797>>15729798 >>15729799
▶ 9b22c3 (3) No.15729798>>15729799
>>15673471
>>15729797
Aw hell no, rerollan
▶ 9b22c3 (3) No.15729799
▶ 000000 (1) No.15729860
You can play PC games on your phone. Why do people forget this?
▶ cde654 (1) No.15729967
>>15729215
That's what I'm asking for, has someone ported it?
▶ 7cd944 (1) No.15730562
▶ d6979c (1) No.15730833
>>15673401
>Not continuing your NEET lineage so you can continue to be a parasite for generations to come
lol
▶ c7ca66 (1) No.15730843
>>15673357 (OP)
Kemco RPGs
try Dragon Sinker
▶ 8d10c2 (1) No.15730850
"""Oldschool""" Runescape is on mobile it is pretty legit, gives me something to do at work.
▶ 788331 (1) No.15731059
>>15673471
Those poor VGA screws are fighting for their lives.
rollin
▶ 490f32 (1) No.15731153
>>15673471
>inb4 shit
>inb4 only bad porn
can't win if you don't play
▶ 68a56a (1) No.15734450
>>15673364
This.
Op should annex himself
▶ 2eca2d (1) No.15736058