e7adc7 No.15670568
This is Kirby. He is a pink ball and is the only hope for the universe. Say something nice about him.
f9fb56 No.15670574
He is canonically the best Smash Bros character.
dde85c No.15670587
I really want to fuck him.
8a8789 No.15670589
We need to find a monster to clobber that there kirby.
3e4c98 No.15670599
Not until it's his birthday.
1d08fd No.15670614
>>15670568
Fuck off faggot
0d2eda No.15670643
>>15670568
You have a healthy apetite.
>>15670574
Everytime I played Smash with my brother, we avoided using Kirby because he's so good it was almost like cheating. I'd still picked him when my brother was a little shit and kept using Meta Knight, but eventually he discovered that Bowser could suicide with FrontB and win the match as long as he had another stock, so most combats ended up being Bowser trying to piledrive Kirby to the bottom while Kirby kept swalloing Bowser and floating as far away as possible to spit him out of range.
Smash is a really unique fighting game.
79c4d7 No.15670663
fuck kirby you fucking retard I hope you die you fat pink infected dick looking fuck
0c4a6e No.15670740
Interesting that they went with Kirby as the default starting character for adventure mode, but considering Sakurai's ties to HAL it's not that surprising.
I hope he gets to make another Kid Icarus game after he's done with Smash. One with a proper twin-stick control scheme, if they keep to the 3DS style.
3d9b6f No.15670755
I want to fuck leggy Kirby.
c2b301 No.15670774
Kirby fags and shitposters are the only people happy with the new Smash Bros.
>>15670740
Subspace Emissary already did that at the beginning and end. This is exactly what anyone would expect if Sakurai made you start with a single character.
fb9ca3 No.15670782
I want a Kirby/Shulk bromance.
2adcf4 No.15670823
9b7360 No.15670993
Your games haven't been good in well over a decade, but you had some nice ones early on.
9b7360 No.15670999
>>15670740
>One with a proper twin-stick control scheme
Shit Controls: The Game should have been a Wii game from the very start.
0c4a6e No.15671076
>>15670999
> Satan is the prince of lies, and his number is 666
> upside down the number reads as 999
> So if you invert the prince of lies you get the princess of truth
< Kid Icarus should have been a Wii game with Wii remote aiming and nunchuck movement
Upside down Satan-onee-chan never lies!
4335bd No.15671079
>>15670568
How long until fags turn him into a fat cocksucking queer mascot because he's pink and childish
1d5aca No.15671309
>>15670740
I wish they'd fucking release Uprising on a console, already.
5fe66d No.15671326
>>15670568
I bet Kirby can suck like no other, even outdoing Bimbo Peach.
804537 No.15671334
Back to your fucking containment thread no one else gives a shit about your party game.
42cf79 No.15671384
>>15671334
I give a shit you anal little bitch.
Sage negated.
fb9ca3 No.15671403
>>15670740
What if Uprising had Splatoon motion controls for aiming?
8c6269 No.15671429
How the fuck does he just break physics just like that?
I bet he's also capable of producing a sound over 1,100 dB.
f3a5a4 No.15671507
>>15670599
Yeah, then he gets his cake.
9515c8 No.15671527
6d886b No.15672047
>>15671079
>him
He isn't a guy though. Pink, overly cute, feminine voice, feminine mannerisms, no dick. Unlike Meta Knight (another of Kirby's species), Kirby shows no signs of masculinity whatsoever. And yet, all signs point to her being female that likes using male pronouns.
fee465 No.15672075
>>15672047
Sakurai has never referred to him as a girl. There's zero ambiguity here, fuck you and fuck your pronoun bullshit.
1fb421 No.15673784
>>15672075
BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN
644870 No.15673799
I wanna hug kirby in a completely non-homo, non lewd way, hes so adorable and looks hugable.
Godspeed cute pink ball of massive hunger, save the multiverse!
529f4c No.15673809
>>15670568
His fairy friend is cute
d0f887 No.15673855
>>15670568
>Say something nice about him.
Fuck that. Both Meta Knight and Void Terminus are fucking Kirbys. Kirbys also tried to invade fucking Koholint Island. Kirbys are cunts. Just a matter of time before THE Kirby the strongest of them all goes to the darkside.
>>15670589
>We need to find a monster to clobber that there kirby.
We are talking about a creature that kicks the shit out of celestial bodies and kill gods. Good luck with that.
803078 No.15674292
>>15670774
>Kirby fags and shitposters are the only people happy with the new Smash Bros.
Pretty much but come on you faggots are being really funny with the amount of autistic salt caused by a fucking plant
b98fae No.15674487
>>15670568
What's he gonna do, suck me to death?
644870 No.15674527
>>15673825
but how could kirby lewd a girl?
529f4c No.15674618
>>15670774
>Kirby fags are happy with the new Smash Bros.
happy is kind of a strong word.
8d8d49 No.15674769
>>15670999
I realized that Saki didn't get confirmed as an assist trophy this time around.
8d8d49 No.15674782
>>15674527
By absorbing Rance.
da3e9f No.15674803
644870 No.15674827
>>15674782
>absorbing rance gives the power of penis
I approve of this lore.
4beae3 No.15674953
God bless Sakurai and the direct yesterday. It was perfect
ad41b5 No.15674978
8d8d49 No.15674984
>>15674953
Only noteworthy thing about it was Piranha Plant, honestly.
209da2 No.15675024
i like his shade of pink and always have
9a9901 No.15675026
Fixed your Kirby.
t. America
e01fbf No.15675192
>>15670568
>Say something nice about him.
It's nice to see an unashamed vorephile represented in a major game franchise.
4beae3 No.15675749
>>15674984
>Not the never ending amount of salt and now how all the salty people hate kirby now
8d8d49 No.15675764
>>15675749
The salt and anger is its own being. Though it exists because of the direct, it exists apart from it.
3bad69 No.15677089
Why the FUCK is this anchored
9c06ca No.15677322
>>15677089
mark is allergic to kirby, it makes him puff up
b8047b No.15677338
>>15677089
first post was a smash post, they ruin things for everyone
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