944d49 No.15670519
What are some games you absolutely hated, cursed every moment but finished them. What were your motives finish them? To complete a series, desperately trying to get your money's worth, cause the sequel was better but you wanted to know the plot from the previous one, plain masochism. For me it's pic related.
d3b7ac No.15670523
f0318c No.15670539
Twilight Princess. It's not even bad, I just hate the everloving fuck out of it.
fc75d3 No.15670812
The first Valkyria Chronicles. I couldn't play through that shit pirated, I hated every single character, not a single redeemable one. And that gookshit company just has to insert LE SQUAD SEVEN into every installment despite being relatively irrelevant outside of the not!netherlands.
Even killing off the main fucking cast of their games just to shoehorn their squad-seven shilling. God it's so fucking garbage. I won't know if 4 is any better until I can pirate it, either.
a3eb40 No.15670824
I borrowed Asscreed 3 from a friend once. About eight hours into it I realized that it wasn't fun and it had taken me eight hours to get passed the tutorial. I didn't finish it because I don't play games if I realize that they're shit.
7b00ac No.15670861
Your pic related for me too. Also, Dark Souls 2.
ab34fe No.15670877
>>15670861
I subjected myself to a second playthrough with powerstanced fist weapons just to see if those retards who cry about people using shields were right. Nope. The game is still a slow piece of shit.
27af70 No.15670886
Deus Ex
not fishing for "you's" I just cannot play it since it's so dated. But I also didn't like playing it onPS2 when it first came out
1053f1 No.15670890
>>15670812
>not a single redeemable one
that is bullshit and i dont believe you.
50dbd5 No.15670902
Well, it's a fucking Pokemon game and I actually spent money on it (first game I ever bought…)
457d6a No.15670909
>>15670812
Imagine having such shit taste
113dd9 No.15670924
>>15670902
>Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon
>Released one year after what I thought was the last Pokemon game that had been released
>This shit actually exists
>Instead of something like Crystal/Emerald/Platinum
>People paid money for it
>People will defend it and Nintendo
You can't make this shit up
>>15670812
>>15670886
Get some taste
f0318c No.15670927
>>15670924
>one year after
One singular day less than actually. They just couldn't resist.
113dd9 No.15670957
>>15670927
Still can't believe people still play these fucking games after 3rd Gen when they still had a lick of creativity.
50dbd5 No.15671031
>>15670924
>>15670957
What is weird is that ORAS was actually decent - probably because it is a remake in the end (just like HGSS was carried by its GSC roots). On the other hand, USUM showcases everything that is wrong with modern gaming. Quite an accomplishment I must say…
7614e3 No.15671063
I played through the three PS3 Uncharted games because I didn't have whole lot else to play at the time. The story never did much for me and the gameplay in all of them just sucks. Also played through Resistance 2 so I could play all of them, but I can't say I hated it. It's definitely not very good but it wasn't painful and was pretty short.
d7d3d2 No.15671069
>>15670902
>>15670924
>>15671031
I haven't kept up with pokemon, what do the newer games do that is so bad?
457d6a No.15671074
>>15671031
I heard ORAS casualized the game to the extreme; a fucking gamestop employee told me he'd beat the entire thing in a day or a weekend, can't remember which
102c36 No.15671101
I have never finished a game I absolutely hated. I play games where I might hate certain characters, or sections, but if there is nothing redeeming I won't torture myself by playing it.
5b61d5 No.15671113
>>15670539
I don't mind Twilight Princess, I loved my first play-through, but goddamn is it a slog on a replay. It's just so fucking easy it's boring, and that's even with the "hard mode" that was included in the HD version. Which is weird since they tried to go for a darker tone but made it even easier than the kiddy Wind Waker.
f3d23c No.15671120
>>15670519
I liked it because I never played 4 and coop is fun
102c36 No.15671126
>>15671074
Besides maybe the mystery dungeon games, it doesn't take too long to beat a pokemon game.
50dbd5 No.15671140
>>15671069
Well, maybe you've heard the word "handholding" here in /v/, but you don't know what that means until you've played US / UM. Other issues are: no real rival like Blue or Silver, too much focus on a shitty story, terrible soundtrack, forgettable characters, TOO MUCH FUCKING TALKING, no gym leaders and the "trials" are a joke (no real puzzles to be found there), shitty Roto-Powers as if the difficulty wasn't low enough, boring region, and you can go on…The only good thing about the game is the Mantine Surf minigame.
>>15671074
It does causalize it - you will be ten levels higher than the E4 and Mega Blaziken just smashes everything. But otherwise the game is not that bad. The soundtrack remixes are great for example.
94bc37 No.15671142
I played through both of these shitty fucking games just so I could be absolutely certain I wasn't "missing" something when I talk about how bad they are on video game forums.
364963 No.15671150
I hated every moment of dragon age origins, but finished it because "it's the best game in the series!". Found it a generic boring fantasy RPG with painfully uninteresting characters.
50dbd5 No.15671163
>>15671140
Oh, and forgot about the chore that is cleaning your Pokemon after every fucking battle. And the feeding and petting and stuff…I mean maybe it makes sense that you'd have to care about your pokemon, but if you want to have a full team that's just too much work that quickly becomes annoying.
6d6fd9 No.15671177
Megaman X5 and X6
Got the X collection for ps2 and felt the need to play through all games on it. Mega Man 8 and Game Gear were the least fun of the classic series, but still better than these two fucking X games. MM2 for Game Boy was shitty low effort trash, but fun due to giving MM3-style Rush jet and metal blades. Therefore better than MM8, MM Game Gear, and these X games.
Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja NES
I don't remember why I played through this game. Better than X5 and 6 because it felt good to conquer it after struggling with it.
>>15671150
I hope you learned your lesson about trusting people who say something does/doesn't work when it the opposite for you. There is never any magic genie that'll appear if only you ignore the obvious. You'll just waste your time looking for it unless it is well known it only gets good two hours in or something.
94bc37 No.15671186
Kept hoping it would get better because this was back when I thought Nintendo was an infallible developer. I was wrong.
d975a0 No.15671188
I honestly don't know what people see in this. It was so painfully boring that I was literally falling asleep halfway through the game.
>>15671150
It IS the best game in the series. The others are just so bad, that it makes the first one look like a great game by comparison when it reality it's either horrible or painfully mediocre.
I'm sorry you had to suffer through it anon.
94bc37 No.15671194
>>15671177
Mega Man X6 is a pretty miserable experience but I respect it more than X4 and X5 because it has moments where you can clearly tell they wanted to try some interesting level design. It's a shame it was rushed out the door and not playtested properly.
5f1a3f No.15671195
>>15671186
This would be a good game if it wasn't for the unskippable cutscenes and dialogue
94bc37 No.15671202
>>15671195
It would still be a pretty mediocre run 'n' gun.
5f1a3f No.15671208
>>15670519
6 is way worse. 5 is at least sorta fun to dick around in with a friend. 6 is the most boring game I've ever played. Every level is a straight line full of QTEs and awful dialogue
72ede1 No.15671213
Undertale. I wanted to see why everyone went nuts for it. If I had a word to describe it, it would be "faggy." The whole game is like a kids show for millenials that need to be reminded homosexuality is a thing 24/7. There was this weird weeb (and by weeb I mean the original meaning, a westerner trying to poorly gimp Japanese culture) and furry vibe I found cringy as fuck, and you can tell Toby yanked sound effects and graphics tiles from SNES games. The bullet hell elements are there but they don't matter unless you're going for certain routes, even then I'd say the term was misused. The music was pretty good though, I'll give it that.
I don't know why the game got such an insane following to this day. Maybe I just don't get it.
0d15a8 No.15671214
>>15671126
Yes, but 1-2 days is far too short a time
6d6fd9 No.15671227
>>15671177
I intended to say a magic genie that grants goodness. Sorry about the weird omission. Also forgot the image I was going to use.
>>15671194
X6 did seem more professional than X5 which was more lazy and amateur. I'd still never advise playing it. If someone must play it, unlock Zero ASAP because he is a bit more bearable in that game.
5f1a3f No.15671237
This is the last game I paid full price for. If I had to choose one game to sum up the decline of AAA gaming it would be this piece of shit.
829937 No.15671242
>>15671237
You actually paid for this? What's wrong with you? The original bioshock isn't even that good to begin with.
50dbd5 No.15671245
>>15671213
The battle system was pretty nice and the fact that you can spare monsters - but even that was poorly executed. I agree it is a bad game overall but those two things which aren't seen anywhere else made it popular.
457d6a No.15671247
>>15671237
the kikepedia page on that game is probably some of the funniest shit
You made a good choice in terms of the cancer infecting the west
50dbd5 No.15671255
>>15671188
Really? Dungeon Siege is recognized as a bad game according to what I've seen…
5f1a3f No.15671256
>>15671242
I also paid full price for Duke Nukem Forever and the shitty SSX reboot just because I loved Duke 3D and SSX Tricky
829937 No.15671269
>>15671245
I actually went through the game the first time not realizing I could spare monsters and the game tried to give me shit for it. Every route in the game sucks, the spare route has neat "battles" but the ending is fucking terrible, where you literally can't die and it isn't remotely difficult. The neutral route just falls flat on it's face even though the asriel or whoever fight is kinda neat. The chaos route is the best but suffers from having to literally grind the monster killing to make sure you get the sans fight. The only neat thing was the flowey boss but even that falls flat on it's face with the typical "Your friends give you power" stupidity.
72ede1 No.15671291
>>15671245
You're probably right. Admittedly the game has some unique stuff in it. I think with a bit more effort in enemy design (at least color the sprites for fucks sake) and more interesting/less jewish story and characters it could have been a solid game for me.
5cf362 No.15671424
>>15670519
When I finally bought a ps3 ~2011 my older brother gave me uncharted 1+2 for christmas because he heard they were good or some shit. I played and beat them just to not be an ungrateful prick. I guess I didn't hate them per se but they were the most generic gaming experience ever and I knew that going in and slogged through it anyway so definitely not an enjoyable experience.
I didn't quite hate Dragon Quest IV but I definitely didn't think it was as good as the prior ones I'd played and definitely saw what people meant with the localization/accent issues.
I don't think there's anything I've just absolutely hated that I just gnashed my teeth at and finished anyway tbh. I keep going back to finish Mighty No. 9 but can barely get through a level. When I really don't like a game I can't keep my attention on it, every little quirk pisses me off, and just want to brute force my way through and if that doesn't work I just quit. If you care about a game it gets the gears in your head clicking, at least for me anyway.
b76935 No.15671582
>>15671140
>The only good thing about the game is the Mantine Surf minigame
Don't forget the porn too.
cacdfa No.15671614
>>15670519
I can't think of a single game that I've hated, yet still finished. The moment that I find myself hating a game, I put it down and spend my time playing something that's actually good, instead.
This is the single sole reason that I torrent everything. It's a cost-saving measure.
The only game that I have actively hated, was Deus Ex: Invisible War. I completed my second runthrough of DX1 right before this piece of shit came out. I stuck with it in the hopes that it would get better.
It didn't.
Seeing JC and Paul in Antarctica was the only enjoyable part. 40 hours wasted for 10 minutes of enjoyment was a losing deal.
246585 No.15671665
>>15670861
Dark Souls 2 is the only game I platinumed, for the sole and exclusive purpose of knowing that every asshole trying to say it has any redeemable values or is superior to 3 in any way is legit retarded.
It was a miserable time, but I won't have to play it ever again.
cd6314 No.15671906
>>15671188
Ross's game dungeon convinced me to buy the entire series. I'm about half way through the first game and I just can't go on. Such uninvolving game play.
ff3c1d No.15671933
Act of War. The Campaign was B-movie tier and not in a good way, plus the gameplay was boring as shit.
eb8b84 No.15671979
>>15670519
I utterly despise Drakengard. The gameplay is shallow, tedious, and boring. The characters are all completely unlikable. The story is depressing edgelord crap. It's an absolutely miserable game. But I did finish it. Once. I did not play it multiple times to get all the endings.
Neverwinter Nights 2 is another game I hate. The main campaign is dull, with a bunch of insufferable characters and writing that's trying too hard to be funny. I didn't really care for Mask of the Betrayer either. The game is also full of little things that really irritate me and just make it unpleasant to play, so even good custom modules couldn't save it in my eyes (not that there are many of those out there; NWN2 has almost nothing compared to NWN1).
These next two are technically mods, but they're big enough to be complete games on their own, so I think they count:
The Prophet series for Neverwinter Nights 1. Much like Drakengard, the plot is depressing edgelord bullshit, but what makes it even worse is that it's repetitive depressing edgelord bullshit. It's just the same thing over and over again: Your character gets a vision of some catastrophe, you set out to avert that catastrophe, and your attempts to stop the catastrophe end up causing it instead. I'm not kidding, that's the entire fucking plot. The gameplay isn't bad. NWN1 is still pretty fun, so there's some decent combat and stuff, but it doesn't make up for the things I don't like about this series.
Blue Planet: War in Heaven for Freespace 2. It's the sequel to another campaign called Blue Planet: Age of Aquarius. It's also the unofficial flagship campaign of the Freespace 2 modding community. And I hate it. I enjoyed Age of Aquarius, but War in Heaven was a major disappointment. My complaints about it are much the same as my complaints about Prophet. For the most part, the gameplay is alright; it's still Freespace 2, after all, and the community has had a long time to refine its skills in mission design. However, it does sort of go to shit in the final act of the campaign. At that point, you're flying in a black ops squadron. You fly about six missions in that part of the campaign, and every single one of them is a gimmick mission, each with a different gimmick that deviates wildly from standard Freespace gameplay, and they all throw you right into the deep end, requiring that you master the gimmick to succeed. It's one of the two most frustrating experiences I've ever had with a Freespace campaign (excluding problems caused by technical issues or mission design bugs), and I've played a ton of Freespace campaigns.
But my real problem with War in Heaven is the story. Depressing edgelord bullshit again, but what really pissed me off about it was how it seemed to be going out of its way to trample on everything I liked from the story of Age of Aquarius. Age of Aquarius had its dark moments, but it was ultimately still a heroic story. It had hope, it had forces of good fighting against forces of evil, it had moments of triumph, and it had characters I liked and got invested in. It also had some mystical/supernatural elements, which I enjoyed, and which are uncommon in Freespace campaigns. War in Heaven goes to great lengths to shit on all of that and turn everything into hopeless grimdarkness where there are no heroes and no real hope, and I couldn't fucking stand the new player character.
In all these cases, I completed the games mostly because I have OCD tendencies. If I start a game, I have to finish it. I do have my limits, like not doing multiple playthroughs for all of Drakengard's endings, but for the most part, I do at least one complete playthrough of every game I start. In the case of NWN2, I kept playing in part because I was thinking there would be more custom modules available, and I figured I should try to learn to tolerate its gameplay so I could at least enjoy the modules. Of course, that didn't work out. In the case of Prophet and War in Heaven, I did hold out some hope that maybe, at some point, they'd get a little more hopeful, but they never did.
4400d7 No.15672039
This fucking "game" is one of the most annoying pieces of shit i've ever encountered. it has an interesting idea, but the execution is… what the hell were they thinking? also gating progression behind puzzles that depend on the janky as fuck physics engine. no real game play or fun to be had, just endless frustration and repetition. this is more like an "anti-game". yet I bet its made tons of money thanks to morons and streamer pimping it as some amazing take on horror + puzzle solving and exploration. what a fucking joke.
6f34bd No.15672117
>>15672039
You should see the shitty Pop! figures they have of this at Walmart as well as the halloween costumes of the meme man
4ea3b6 No.15672125
Any of those gacha games
Anything involving fate/. it's cancer
anything involving idols
9176ce No.15672128
Cawadooty, HomoField, any sportsball gaemz.
829937 No.15672147
>>15672039
It's honestly insanely strange to me how popular this got, you just invade a guy's house, why did it get so fucking popular?
ba362b No.15672153
>>15672147
Because of streamers and youtubers.
829937 No.15672157
>>15672153
But why did THEY latch onto it of all things?
246585 No.15672160
>>15672157
The game had a DEEPEST LORE environment storytelling approach. With the dark souls craze largely gone, they'll latch onto anything that gives them material, even if it's early access (like hello neighbor was when they started shilling it).
e3b687 No.15672189
>>15670519
I thought Resident Evil 5 was shit also coming from Resident Evil 4, but the only reason I beat it was so that I could fap to Sheva along the way and Jill basically towards the end. It wasn't as good as 4 or anhy of the RE's before it but, it wasn't complete shit like 6 just due to the fact that it isn't complete QTE-ridden like 6 and the dialogue is cheesy as fuck. It reminded me more of the Room than of a survival horror game
829937 No.15672212
>>15672208
You take that back
021836 No.15672217
>>15670890
>>15670909
>>15670924
Valkyria Chronicles 1 is pretty shit.
>Game play revolves around sending in a single scout to stealth capture a base.
>Defending units get to attack in real time which heavily goes against the flow of the game while you're positioning yourself which includes standing still behind cover at the start of your turn and after you firing on them.
>Cover somehow translates into reduced damage and immunity to head shots even when completely flanked.
>Head shots are pretty much necessary for all classes except the heavy gunner as they deal about 5x damage and chipping away at enemies is an invalid tactic unless you're willing to eat 1.5 counter attacks for every 1 attack.
>Units can randomly just lie down on the ground when being shot at taking only about 10% damage from all sources including a grenade tossed directly under them and having immunity to headshots making it so you can't even shoot at their feet in anticipation of an "evasion".
>You get counterattacked after an enemy "evades"
>some specific enemies have about a 90% chance to "evade".
>You're always the one who has to take the disadvantage and attack because your commanding officers think the war is a speed run. Not going fast will gimp your characters levels and gear in future engagements.
>That fucking desert level where you have to sit around skipping turns waiting for the story to progress while dealing with an invulnerable enemy that one shots your characters.
>You had the enemy leader at gunpoint, knew who it was, and still chose not to shoot or even try to apprehend him.
>Racist characters learn that they were wrong for discriminating against the totally not jews.
>Lacks any redeeming features for all these flaws. It's a Shitty story with shit characters set in a world that's hard to care about one way or the other.
If the gameplay is poorly done and the writing is bad, what exactly makes you have good taste for enjoying it? I'm pretty sure the series even added in an actual tranny fighting for darcean rights to 4. Enjoy it if you want, but don't pretend that the people that dislike it are the ones with bad taste.
ca9f8a No.15672221
>>15672212
The meme talk was fun, i'll give you that
829937 No.15672222
>>15672221
It's not really a game worthy of hating though, even if you don't like it.
ca9f8a No.15672226
>>15672221
>off by one
>>15672222
Honestly i increasingly find that to be the case it's sort of growing on me, but the game is mostly a negative for me and at worst i did hate every moment of it.
f850e0 No.15672233
This pile of fucking vomit has to be one of the worst games ever made. It's a sequel to a 2001 game that tries to tie in a prequel released in 2004 in the most slapdash, retarded way possible. The entire thing is so cynical you could tell not a single goddamn person wanted to make this game. The only reason they did is because the mongoloids at Konami wanted to milk this fucking series for more money and because everybody wanted an answer to a plot point whose entire purpose was to remain vague in order to fall in line with the first sequel's message and ideas. The gameplay is fucking boring to hell and back, constantly interrupted by 40+ minute long cutscenes composed of the most retarded script I have ever witnessed a human mind conceive. Then you're thrown back into gameplay where, despite supposedly being stealth-based, you spend most of your time gunning down cow-tanks, assuming you're not in some turret section or having to run around finding some bitch or another. And, again, despite being a stealth game, there's an fuckton of weapons to buy which you will never use because, again, it's a fucking stealth game. And if any of that shit isn't enough, if you're somehow autistic enough to actually enjoy something out of this supposed "game", it barely even fucking runs on its native platform because the graphics had to be "cutting-edge", which is fucking hilarious when every single goddamn character except Snake has the face of either a 90s action figure or a cursed barbie doll and some of the effects look worse than they did in 3 (that goddamn fire effect comes to mind). Literally the only thing this game does right is actually let you strafe while shooting but really, that's not worthy of praise when it's something so many goddamned games have.
MGS4 is terrible. There is nothing redeemable about it. All the faggots complaining about MGS5 being incomplete forget that it's at least a fucking game you can enjoy playing, and not a shitty fucking movie where you occasionally crawl around. And before anybody says at least the stealth was good, it's basically the same as 3 only if you dick around too much Snake gets 'stressed' and not hungry.
829937 No.15672242
>>15672233
The only good things about this game are sort of the stealth and the ocelot fight. Everything else ruins everything.
72ede1 No.15672294
>>15672217
I kinda agree. VC seemed like something I would really like but it left a bad taste in my mouth, mostly for all the reasons you mentioned. The story was the worst part in my opinion, and this is coming from someone that watches tons of anime and slice of life kinda stuff.
I've even gone back to replay it to see if maybe I just was in a shit mood during my first playthrough, but that only reinforced my feelings about the game. I tried the second one on PSP and barely got through the first couple missions before putting it down. People really love those games for some reason, so I usually keep my opinion about it under my hat.
I came to the conclusion that the game isn't really "bad" I guess, it just wasn't for me.
891c90 No.15672314
Deus Ex after teh original, turned from a good game to "hurr robot racism" bullshit.
17ebbd No.15672372
>>15672233
I'm playing through the games again and 4 is coming up soon. I'm almost tempted to not touch it again because of the reasons you listed, I'm dreading those cutscenes.
f0318c No.15672505
>>15671113
They made it easier because they were getting customer data that people were quitting their games during the dungeons and they fell for the "water temple is hard" meme. Funny enough this ended up with them making the single most tedious dungeons in the series with puzzles that are just flat out Sierra tier in their obtuseness.
1d84fd No.15672534
The criticism was deserved.
They overused memes so badly their humor was reddit tier. The strong womyn meme was gay as fuck. Half of the characters felt like rebellious teenagers. The grinding was gay as fuck. DLC pricing was fucked up too (season pass didn't give you all the dlc, didn't even give you half of the dlc out there). The skill tree was downgraded to make it work on consoles. They fucked up the balance by increasing the max level you can reach.
But… uhhh… I mean the soundtrack was not bad… And even though it was a pretty bad game it was still fun to play with friends in coop.
53e093 No.15672540
>>15670902
>>15670924
really enjoyed Ultra Moon, the pace was really good
113dd9 No.15672641
>60s setting with 16 different settings but every single one plays the same
>Godawful scripted sequences outside the motorcycle and Vorkuta
>No atmosphere outside Vorkuta, couldn't even tell there was a Kowloon map until I replayed it yers later Hollywood syndrome all the way
>Jumps the shark in every way possible
>Tries to be edgy badass cool but comes off as 30 year old sacks of shit larping as retarded jarheads
>Godawful pacing outside the final missions
>Shoehorns characters from a previous game just to completely ruin them
>No new tech unlike previous games
>Zombies has 3 maps only and 1 is a completely different gamemode and the other one sucks ass and you have to buy the rest
>Multiplayer is the same garbage outside a better progression system
MW2 could be enjoyed as a shitty Michael Bay movie and even then the campaign was too short and had severe pacing issues and too many scripted events, the multiplayer was also garbage with the only saving grace being the enjoyable arcady missions in Spec Ops which were a novelty.
A solid 6/10 it was obvious it was unfinished and that Activision fucked Vince and Jason and partly why they left, Black Ops however and every game after it is a piece of fucking shit reashed to death.
113dd9 No.15672651
>>15672641
Almost forgot
>Shitton of prototype weapons from the time when there wasn't even the need to do it and yet they add weapons that simply didn't exist at the time
Fuckers couldn't even reash the G3 from CoD4, really amazing.
7063a5 No.15672659
>>15672641
they didn't even turn the numbers into a proper gameplay element
f9541f No.15672792
>>15672208
Memes are the DNA of the soul anon
944d49 No.15672802
>>15671150
I dropped DA:O near the dorf mines. Boring as fuck , cringe worthy dialogue (that one campfire song) and was too easy even on hardest difficulty. Got recommended and given Bioware games cause "try them out they're good man" but post Black isle Bioware just did mediocre bore fests.
>>15671208
Tried RE6 right after I managed to finish RE5 (was doing a RE games run). After 2 hours I just said fuck it I'm done and uninstalled it.
19fa0e No.15672810
>>15672802
>Got recommended and given Bioware games cause "try them out they're good man" but post Black isle Bioware just did mediocre bore fests.
To me they went downhill with and after Mass Effect 2. Knights of the old Republic, Jade Empire, Mass Effect 1 and DA:O were all pretty good in my opinion.
5eb2d6 No.15672835
Bayonetta. I have been on a hack n' slash binge lately but of all the ones I have played this one just pisses me off every time I play it. The game feels sluggish, the enemies are boring and not fun to fight, there is like one weapon that is actually useful while the others feel like trash, there are a lot of moves and combos granted, but doing some of the more input heavy ones don't seem worth it when mashing light and heavy gets the job done just as well, the bosses are all damage sponges for no reason other than to pad out game time, and the QTE's can go royally fuck themselves, they add nothing to the game and why that dickhead Kamiya thought they were a good idea I will never know.
dc2dc0 No.15672845
>>15670519
RE5's no mercy mercenaries mode is actually fun if you want a niggerpocalypse game.
944d49 No.15672896
>>15672845
I was burned out by 5 plus it was the game that was the real death of the franchise.
We had a game that focused more on action than survival and it was RE3, that formula was later polished in Dino Crisis 2 both fun games. With Code Veronica, REmake and to some degree RE0 Capcom tried doing more classical horror with creepy imagery, disturbing enemies and move away slightly from the B monster movie feel, all games were also harder than their predecessors. With RE4 we got a fun action packed horror game and I was awaiting what will come next for the series and RE5 came … Shitty action game with almost no horror feel, plot and writing so retarded it felt like a rejected RE movie script. It truly felt like a point of no return.
849f9c No.15673093
>>15672233
Played this when it came out in one sitting. I enjoyed it, but the idea of ever playing it again seems torturous.
ee325f No.15673095
>>15671202
Good thing Metroid's not a run 'n gun retard
113dd9 No.15673348
>>15672801
Man that was a great thread
c40487 No.15673422
Driv3r.
I waited years for it and i hated every second of playing it.
I even got physically ill and straight up vomited near the end because i just wanted to be over with it.
God damn that game.
f0318c No.15673441
>>15673422
Really should've seen it coming with the title.
8bb18a No.15674108
Kingdom Hearts. I sat through the whole repetitive ordeal because some of my friends were super into it so I decided to see what all the fuss was about. From what I understand, the whole appeal is horribly forced character drama and twink boys.
ad1301 No.15674223
>>15672641
Honestly was saved by the Multiplayer and Zombies for me. MP was far better than MW2s which was so fucking broken that I can't believe that it was released. Single Player is shit in every Cod game MW2 onwards. They're just movies
837e8d No.15674738
>>15672233
Goddammit, you made me remember…
I was sitting here reading through the thread thinking to myself that I couldn't recall ever having powered through and finished a game I didn't like, much less hated.
But you made me remember.
63b2ee No.15675165
>only way to get enough scrap to upgrade your vehicle is getting lucky with random events
>most of the random events fuck you over in some way or do nothing at all
>if you don't get a weapon powerful enough to overcome enemy shields or a teleporter you end up in an impossible fight
>half the time you don't get to run away either
Darkest Dungeon might be as based in luck but atleast you can back out, cut losses and try again some other time.
>>15671247
>white supremacists
>the Irish are considered nonwhite
Why are kikes pushing for abortion in Ireland, again?
>>15672226
Was it the parrying and dodging? Because I almost quit in rage from just it. It was the most unresponsive shit ever.
94bc37 No.15675280
>>15673095
Oh yeah? Why isn't it, retard?
dbaa1f No.15675311
>>15675165
pretty easy to have a 100% winrate in ftl. You obviously don't understand it.
944d49 No.15675331
>>15674108
I enjoyed KH:Chain of Memories on GBA very much but I just can't get into the main series. It's those frustrating platforming parts and the need to do autistic backtracks just to collect some shit that sucks the fun out of it.
e7cd22 No.15675367
>>15671213
>(and by weeb I mean the original meaning, a westerner trying to poorly gimp Japanese culture)
Are you a fucking idiot?
ca9f8a No.15675393
>>15675165
>Was it the parrying and dodging? Because I almost quit in rage from just it. It was the most unresponsive shit ever.
this nigga gets it
7e0d08 No.15675405
Red Ninja: End of Honour. Metal gear but as a titty ninja that can use her sex appeal to lure dumb goons into traps? should be great right?
Theres a reason most of you havent even heard about it.
125567 No.15675541
>>15671208
I can enjoy RE6 for being God Hand lite with guns. But I can understand why people dislike it.
7eff40 No.15675575
>>15671208
6 isn't even the worst RE. Try the Hunk games and the Gears of war rip off. They're absolutely terrible. The gunplay feels worse than 6 and you spend most the time fighting humans with guns popping in and out of cover.
e945b0 No.15675577
>>15672896
No, stop defending the 4 that 4 killed the franchise.
5 and 6 would have never been like that had the japanese not had shit taste and had 4 not brought in so many retards that wanted resident evil of all things to be a game about running around shooting everyone and pressing X to be cool.
3b4929 No.15675643
>>15672147
The devs pulled a Todd and boasted the game having some advanced AI which is always a surefire way of getting people interested in it. It also had an obviously scripted gameplay trailer which made the game seem terrifying with its use of music. This game has honestly piqued my interest a few times. But I keep on being put off by everyone saying it's streamer-bait shit.
03322f No.15675694
>enjoyed UC1-3 despite being pretty casual they were charming little romps
>had a bad feeling about UC4 after the success of TLOU, hennig leaving ND, and ND huffing their own farts but give it a shot anyway
>the most padding, forced walking and in-game exposition I have ever fucking encountered
>1 amusing set piece that's soiled by making you blatantly invincible several times during it
>kid drake sections
>shit villains who make eddy raja look like high art
>no chloe, minimal sully
>GET A BEER OUT OF THE FRIDGE SECTION
I gave them one last try and they really didn't deserve it
7eff40 No.15675718
>>15672208
I agree with this on a replay. First play through you will have a blast but once you try to replay it you see it's all flash and no bang.
>>15672835
Agree with this. Too many shitty mini games constantly. Quick time events which are so rare they fuck you over when they do appear and drop your rank.
Also bad design making only the final attacks matter and everything else does chip damage. It forces witch time to be the only thing that matters.
03322f No.15675781
>>15672233
>there's an fuckton of weapons to buy which you will never use because, again, it's a fucking stealth game.
the weapons were one of the things did right, it doesn't matter that it's stealth at heart you had the OPTION to play with all these other tools which in practice should increase replay value but the games level design (or fucking lack of) ruined that. I'm still salty that "battlefield stealth" barely happened, it sounded like it was gonna be the coolest fucking thing but halfway through act 2 its over. Act 2 ending with a turret section. Goes even more downhill in act 3 when you have to follow the pace of an npc instead of getting to play around in the new environment, then end with another turret segment. Act 4 you fool yourself into thinking you'll have fun because you see shadow moses again but it's full of the shittiest enemies in the game so there's again no point to play with your tools. Act 5 is just a straight line to the boss rush and the microwave and final fight fool you into thinking this was a good end to snakes saga for about 5 minutes before you actually reflect on it THEN MGS5 PRESENTS THE SAME PROBLEMS OF COMPLETE LACK OF LEVEL DESIGN SO THERE'S NO POINT IN HALF THE MECHANICS PRESENTED
d96ed4 No.15675793
It doesn't even deserve a good picture.
I fucking hate this game.
84af6c No.15675824
>>15675381
>too degenerate to be true
>it's true
Holy shit, how I hate feminists.
4fe87e No.15675825
>>15671237
One of those games that you keep playing and playing waiting for it to get good and then go "Wait, that's it?".
113dd9 No.15675841
>>15674223
>Zombies with 3 maps 2 of them being shit was good
>Multiplayer was good
>Those fucking Napalm strikes and constrained as fuck 3 lane maps
No fuckoff with your 7th Gen nostalgia you runt
84af6c No.15675865
This goddamn piece of shit must be the most astonishingly DULL game I've finished. Everything about it was underwhelming, stupid, and bad. Fucking garbage all the way through. I'd rather pretend it doesn't exist, so the series ended on a high note in 2009.
0a4056 No.15675877
>>15672208
This.
>>15672233
MGS 4 is the "Force Awakens" of Metal Gear. It's all about fan service.
>>15675694
Neil Druckmann killed Uncharted. He forced Henning to leave the company and he turned the game into a boring walking simulator game where nothing really happens. Also: retcons, established characters pushed aside in favor of his OC-do-not-steel, Mary Sue villain who never got hurt and didn't get killed because Druckmann.
That franchise used to be fun, they never pretended to be more than just an adventure game with one liners.
ee2027 No.15675885
>>15670812
this. jesus that was some hot fucking garbage
be9409 No.15675897
>>15670519
Final Fantasy XIII
The main characters are the world's most unbearable shitheads, and they all bring out the worst in each other. They constantly do the dumbest, most self-defeating possible thing in every situation, to the point of trying to destroy their homeworld and kill everyone they've ever known for no other reason than because their worst enemy told them to.
>What were your motives finish them?
I went in blind with high hopes because I loved the series, and by the time I accepted it wasn't going to get better, I was close enough to the end that I figured I might as well finish it.
f0318c No.15675930
>>15675865
The ones after are even worse if you can believe it.
b14788 No.15676144
I fucking hate morrowind, I don't know why people like it when w–they've made better games later.
d896e3 No.15676312
Parents rented it for a whole weekend.
6a5a40 No.15676336
>>15675865
I pirated this thinking I'd have some fun classic shooting but I was bored to tears half the game
f0e5ed No.15676346
>>15670539
I made it all the way to ganon's tower before finally dropping it. I did two of the first floor rooms and decided this game isn't going to do anything new or interesting and I hated most of the game before this point anyway. I'm mad at myself both for playing such a shit game for so long and also for not even finishing it.
27af70 No.15676367
>>15670924
>Get some taste
The engine has aged like milk and it doesn't feel fun to play.
d87119 No.15676368
i didn't just finish this once, i finished it three fucking times trying to figure out the story. i hated it so much, so much, that it's the first and only game that i have ever just plain thrown into the garbage in my entire life. normally i'll sell them, or give them to friends, or give them to a thrift store or something but this motherfucker didn't just get the garbage bin, it got its own bag. i will never, ever forgive them for this game, and i get genuinely angry when i think about it
5f2c5f No.15676388
>>15675405
I actually do remember it, but being incredibly wary because it was a brand new game for $20. I heard the game was completely fucking broken and the only joy is constant pantsu shots of the ninja girl.
1bb76a No.15676392
The game so bad that it broke the nostalgia cycle. Many years and another game down the line, people still hate this piece of shit.
352612 No.15676394
>>15676368
Oh god, that shit. Honestly I didn't hate the game at first, but the ending was actually so fucking bad it retroactively made me despise the whole fucking thing.
3a4939 No.15676421
>>15676392
I've never understood the nostalgia cycle. I've liked every legend of zelda game I've ever played both when I played them and looking back on them years later, except skyward sword which I didn't like then or now.
f0e5ed No.15676425
>>15676421
There is no cycle.
f0318c No.15676426
>>15676421
It's a really shitty meme Nintendo tried to stick to explain people not liking their games.
470e1a No.15676439
>hate something
>finish it anyways
>trying to get your money's worth
>money's worth
wew
664ff5 No.15676691
>>15672233
>>15676392
These are the only two that I finished despite disliking. With both of them I kept going because I thought they were going to get better at some point, but they only ever get worse. They had a lot of the same problems too: obviously unfinished to the point where they felt more like a handful of demos strung together than a full game, linear in a bad way, full of cutscenes and dialog sequences that constantly interrupt the game, terrible enemies that reused throughout the game and good ideas that were executed terribly which made their failure all the more infuriating.
IIRC the reason Skyward Sword turned out so badly is because Nintendo had to scrap the Zelda they were working on for some reason and start over from scratch halfway through development. They still had to have the game out by late 2011 so they just slapped together what little they had, pad it to hell and back and ship it that way.
With MGS4 though, it felt like deliberate attempt to piss off the audience and ruin the series. Supposedly Kojima didn't want anything to do with the game at first and only agreed to work on it later on because of constant death threats from fans, so I'm guess that provoked him into wanting to make the worst game he could just to piss them off.
f0318c No.15676720
>>15676691
I really think the whole death threat thing was just an excuse. You can tell from all the references and attention to detail that they worked real hard on it and there was actual passion, it was just all misplaced and poorly managed. They overestimated what the PS3 would let them do and fumbled what would've been an easy hole in one from the three point line in the bottom of the ninth.
c15c68 No.15676866
>>15672160
>DEEPEST LORE
Bingo. Now that Five Nights at Faggy's is done, and Neighbor is done, we have fucking Baldy. I saw that shit when Vinny first streamed it months ago, laughed, and put it behind me. Some people apparently thought the game was deep though, and now it's infuriatingly popular. I blame Dark Souls for starting the loldeep trend in video games.
>>15672208
I went into that game with such low expectations that I was very pleasantly surprised at what I actually got out of it.
f0318c No.15676910
>>15676866
The Zelda community is when the deepest lore shit really started, or rather just Nintendo games in general back then. Dark Souls sort of managed to recapture all that autism and magnify it into a single game.
b30566 No.15676950
Had to force myself to finish this shit. I stopped bothering with the side quests side side quests half way through, skipped the dlc, and exited the game as fast as possible the moment the credits started.
I'll replay 1 many more times.
03322f No.15677036
>>15675381
I mean what about the actual cases of rape babies? I sorta feel that abortion could be justified in those cases, or early (like month 1) termination of a child the mother simply does not have the means to care for but using it AS a method of birth control instead of ordinary contraceptives seems insane to me
63b2ee No.15677108
>>15675311
If you play on easy, maybe.
>>15676950
It was subpar to 1 but I never understood why /v/ hated it so much. It atleast had some good ideas and the combat was slightly less mediocre.
>>15677036
Rape babies are so infrequent they're almost a nonissue.
03322f No.15677130
>>15677108
>Rape babies are so infrequent they're almost a nonissue.
that doesn't really answer my question regarding your feelings on the matter
113dd9 No.15677220
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>>15677108
>Rape babies are so infrequent they're almost a nonissue.
Still should be made an exception, rape babies are the most vile and depressing thing.
outside 2D
eb556c No.15677260
>>15672534
The mark of a bad game is that it has a decent soundtrack somehow.
>>15676439
You pay with time figuring shit out anon.
Tying into that he only game I ever hated yet finished was Fallout 4.
How the ever loving fuck even the drones defended it is beyond my comprehension. The gameplay is mostly centered around obsessive collecting so you can play dollhouse with WAY TO MANY places that you're expected to do. Or the lack luster shooting. Weapon modding is basically Weight for benefits. Being railroaded into being a dad and giving a shit about your spawn is awful. Speaking of Railroad, nearly every fraction is pants on head stupid and can't even properly explain their stance (The Watchmen are the best explained, but the least fun to actually work for. BoS only works if you treat them as Nazi's). I blew up the institute, cause I didn't fucking know what they were selling to want to side with them, and I only did it because it was asked of me.
Also the removal of basically all RPG and dialog options didn't help the gas fire.
IDK why I finished the first time. I repirated and downloaded it a second time because I made a mod I wanted to keep up to date Far Harbor is actually pretty good and honestly if THAT was the main game I'd be fine with it, though think it was a rip off. Fuck everything else though
03322f No.15677264
>>15677220
aren't they generally resented by their mothers too?
03322f No.15677273
>>15677260
the first like 2 hours of FO4 are fun, in my opinion, once you get the chains off and just start wandering around and finding shit, but that's broken the moment some "legendary" radroach drops some overpowered weapon. I borrowed a console copy of it from a friend, after the fun of wandering ran out I just ran through the ass story especially when I found it you could just mash the same button in all dialogue for the "progress quest" dialogue choice
0e001d No.15677291
>>15677264
>child grows up to look like your rapist
>constant reminder of what happened
probably yeah
113dd9 No.15677317
>>15677264
It's unhealthy and unfair for every party involved outside of the rapist.
I'd rather see a small number of sluts get away with subverting this than to see people live with that burden for the rest of their lives.
It's one thing to legalize abortions to every irresponsible and neglectful retard out there opening her legs for whoever, it's another to actually do it to help someone that's already mentally scarred and that might even naturally reject the baby.
b189c8 No.15677434
>>15677036
>hole gets impregnated by her husband
>hole finds another man she can leash off of
>retroactively removes the consent from the sex that impregnated her UK style, making the baby technically a "rape baby"
>she has free right to abort it now'
If the ruling isn't absolute then it won't exist at all.
664ff5 No.15677460
>>15677264
This may be anecdotal evidence, but I know both a rape baby and a mother of a rape baby(completely unrelated instances) and they both seem to have healthy mother-child relationships. I'm sure it's more complicated than it is for normal people, but any resentment that may be there isn't enough to cause any major riffs between them.
03322f No.15677499
>>15677434
>innocent woman is raped
>can't abort because some slut used a loophole to get rid of her innocent kid
>victim of actual rape now has to support a child they may or may not be able to afford depending on how their current standing in life is
it's a tricky subject but an absolute ruling in this case feels like it could just punish real victims for the actions of nefarious women
8110f2 No.15677502
>>15677036
>>15677130
It doesn't matter what his feelings are, most rape is just a false accusation because the woman wants money or regrets having sex with you. If rape is made the exception then every woman who ants to abort will accuse rape and use that as casus beli for abortion.
b189c8 No.15677512
>>15677499
Too bad for them then. If they don't want the law to be against them then they should learn not to abuse it.
664ff5 No.15677529
>>15677499
>has to support a child
What about adoption? There's quite a bit of middle ground between raising the child and killing it.
03322f No.15677539
>>15677529
not a surefire solution either but it is an option, the mother still has to endure 9 months of pregnancy too which will have lasting effects on their body
d000f9 No.15677568
>>15676368
>>15676394
As a fan of the original Parasite Eve that's never played Third Birthday, would you guy mind elaborating on just how bad it is. I want to get all the details of how terrible it is.
c5455e No.15677575
>Your not a prince and the game never even says if your actually in Persia or just some made up desert land
>you play as Nolan North following around some magic princess bitch for literally no reason, he has zero stakes in anything and he refuses to talk about himself aside from the fact he's a thief, his character is that he has no fucking character
>the entire game has this whimsical tone to the music, dialog, everything so nothing feels important even though it's supposed to be an end of the world scenario
>You can't die when platforming
>You can't die in a fight
>fights consisted of pressing the 4 face buttons to do sword, jump, magic, claw, attack animations but most of the time there is no purpose on using one combo over any other combo.
>There are no time powers and the powers you get are only context sensitive to the platforming
>all platforming is practically QTE's (press B when a hook comes up press Y on a power plate basically just like the fighting)
>The story and levels are non linear so events can happen in any order and that means character development never happens
>The game forces you to pick up enough light seeds to progress as if there fucking Notes from Banjo Kazooie
>The game auto saves after the point of no return so if you wanted to even get all the light seeds you missed your fucked
>the game forces you into a retarded bad ending and the epilogue is DLC that is not on PC
Forgotten Sands felt phoned in and inconsequential, but it was still better then this.
829937 No.15677591
>>15677499
Women are fucking dumb, more non-news at 11.
75a04d No.15677649
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Diablo3… wasn't sold on the always online but we got it as group of five. 300ms ping/auction house/ /Error34/Torment difficulty….
we just gave up after Torment. None of us got the Reaper of Souls expansion.
Sad thing is that we played Diablo2 to hype ourselves up for D3.
e52185 No.15677674
>>15670861
>Dark Souls 2
I am 100% on board. How can anyone claim the game is alright or even good? It's such a piece of shit.
>>15675865
To this day i'm baffled by all the positive press this piece of shit got. Although I'm sure I know (((why))).
>>15676368
The moment I saw the gameplay, I knew I'd never play this game. PE 1 and 2 are absolute classics and this just looked like garbage. Looks like my intuition was right.
>>15677575
Perhaps the worst game I forced myself to finish. How do you even make a game this fucking boring?
>>15677649
Serves you right, you trusted blizzard.
aafe90 No.15677746
75a04d No.15677824
>>15677674
Yep, I got burnt by trusting Blizz. No more though, I didn't get StarCraft2 despite my love of SC:BW
5f2612 No.15677965
>>15676866
What's Baldy? I don't really follow these sorts of channels.
2eaf7a No.15677991
>>15677965
It's a horror game/parody of early 90s edutainment games. It has purposefully shitty graphics and sound design, but some interesting mechanics. I suggest just looking up a video of it, sans facecam if you can find one. You'll get the idea pretty fast and it's a short game that basically stays the same until the end.
8910c7 No.15677998
>>15671237
Bioshock 1 was already too shitty for me.
5f2612 No.15678011
>>15677568
First, you make a generic third person shooter. Then, you get rid of the body horror or even the premise of biological mutations happening and replace the enemies with generic-ass black goo. Then you make the whole think into Quantum Leap, making Aya travel to the past and possess generic soldiers with stupid names. Then you sprinkle all that with an insanely dour and depressing writing where everyone's a joyless asshole who mopes all day, and Aya in particular is an incompetent ninny who's miserable and dominated by everyone. Except at the end you get told it was never Aya all along, and you don't get it because nothing in the story makes any sort of sense.
In short, it's the opposite of so bad it's good. It is a black hole for fun and joy. It's a genuinely depressing experience.
>>15677991
Alright, might even pirate it, I've got time.
ca76e4 No.15678123
>>15677499
The only kind of acceptable abortion is of shitskins and mixed bloods. If the baby would be white it should be illegal to abort it unless the mother's life is jeopardized.
ddc004 No.15678133
>>15671213
fuck you v always loved this game
at least realchan admits the truth
a8cf0e No.15678175
This was a huge piece of shit from start to finish.
e5dfb7 No.15678185
>>15678175
Never saw the appeal in it but it certainly wasn't a game to be angry at. What in particular makes you mad about it?
a8cf0e No.15678226
>>15678185
I played it on PC.
3b5817 No.15679304
>>15671237
it's way better than that overhyped shit b1
3b5817 No.15679306
>>15672208
the only good metal gear
43301a No.15679341
>>15678226
Ver. 1.0 was worse, if you ever have the opportunity to play it unpatched on a Piss-Fuck 3 you can experience the eight-foot wide enemy collision, abysmal framerates, 40% of enemies giving zero souls (and the ones that do giving something like a quarter), negative value drop rate, and complete lack of conveniences (no boss ever gave humanity drops, the enemies in the would actually react to the player or chain pull and I wish they still did actually).
Prepare-to-Never-Die edition had all of bad connectivity and shitty MKB support.
93e0f2 No.15679954
>>15677575
HAHAHA OH MAAAAN.
I remember that shit.
>Get short cutscene of magic bitch pulling your ass up if you fall of a platform.
>Get to boss
>Boss traps magic bitch in magic barrier
>"Alright, shit just got real"
>Fuck it up and fall off
>Still get cutscene were bitch pulls you up
>Uninstall
02b31e No.15679991
Pirated this pile of shit because I liked the premise and had some cool monster designs
The sheer amount of "fuck you for wanting to play this"-tier RNG was insufferable and in the end nothing you do actually matters because fuck you. At least the music was nice.
1bb76a No.15680089
>>15676421
It's not exclusive to Zelda, it happens with every series. Whenever a new game in a popular series comes out and people see the flaws, they begin to compare it to a rose tinted version of the previous game.
Skyward Sword managed to be such a legitimately terrible game that even through rose-tinted nostalgia goggles, it was still worse then the latest Zelda.
f0318c No.15680093
>>15680089
This cycle only exists if the games are getting worse.
1bb76a No.15680101
>>15676691
>They still had to have the game out by late 2011 so they just slapped together what little they had, pad it to hell and back and ship it that way
<'A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever.' - Shigeru Miyamoto
b30566 No.15680377
>>15677108
>the combat was slightly less mediocre.
It went full cover shooter and Bioware butchered the character building faster than Bethesda.
17ebbd No.15680438
>>15677575
The girl had a real good design, that's about it for positives.
430c29 No.15680452
>>15676144
but morrowind was the game todd probably had his hands on the most in terms of what he actually did
d3d30f No.15680456
>>15680377
Except Mass Effect 2's saving grace was the character building?
I hate the thermal clip bullshit and of course the prodding business is uninteresting as fuck (though the DLC does give back the mako in some form, improved but, well, restricted to DLC). But I like 2 better than 1 solely on the virtue that it focuses on building up the side characters.
4997e5 No.15680577
>>15678011
Holy shit that sounds horrible even for a Square Enix game. I know they lost the license to PE by this point, but if they were going to ruin the lightning in a bottle they captured with the first game's gameplay, setting and story, and the generic but good gameplay of the second and the still good stor, why did they decide to make another when they not only lost the license but the original people that made the game magical left? That's some primo autism to go ahead with something you know will be shit.
b30566 No.15680587
>>15680456
Character building =/= character development
Going from a class with 12+1 skills with 12 ranks to a class 6+1 skills with 4 ranks is a step down. And given that ammo powers dont stack and are situational limit things further.
d3d30f No.15680617
>>15680587
I see your point, character building normally means fleshing out a character in writing, but it's also the most natural term to describe building up a squadmate NPC skill-wise. We may need to come up with a new term here.
d66cdb No.15680658
>>15677460
As always it depends on the person. My mom and sister tell me that "things change" for women when they have a kid, but then I look at some of the stuff that women do to their kids, and I can tell you that is nowhere near right. There are definitely women who try their best for their kids, maybe not always in the right way, but there are definitely a lot of women who will take out issues in their lives on their kids, or use them in the worst possible ways.
>>15676720
If I had to guess, MGS had a George Lucas type thing going where everyone credits Kojima for the writing and a lot of the stuff that people liked about the series, when a big part was other people whose names either aren't known or are, but only with particularly passionate fans.
>>15680617
Maybe look into /tg/ related terms. They probably have one that is related to how you do character builds.
ab34fe No.15680685
>>15680658
The poetic irony of the whole "George Lucas didn't make Star Wars" thing is that the people who are given credit for reigning Lucas in are now actively destroying Star Wars. So I guess George really does get the last laugh.
ffdb1b No.15680691
>>15670519
Desperately trying to get my money's worth, plus it was hilariously broken in good ways (save bug that let you get infinitely high stats on Murtagh) and bad ways (enter the wrong cave at the beginning and the escape from Dras-Leona became retardedly difficult). The combat was fun I guess.
d66cdb No.15680740
>>15680685
Why would they credit them? I'm sure there are a ton of crew members and others that didn't get signed back on for either the prequels or new films. I'm pretty sure the director for ESB died prior to FA, for example.
e08ba1 No.15680819
>>15676950
Playing through the 3rd game is infinitely worse and I really don't know why considering that I received it for free. Nothing about it was enjoyable and it boggles my mind how anyone could just say that the ending was "the worst part". As if that makes the shoddy covered based combat, horrible dialogue, lack of choices, returning character rape, and Kai Leng any better.
d896e3 No.15681014
>>15676356
Still funnier than the whole game.
c2a86c No.15681037
THIS PIECE OF SHIT
1. Remember how your agent would visually change over time, becoming more visually intimidating when they can bench press a semi truck? We've decided to change that to goddamn power armor, complete with shit helmet. Just pick the first head as it doesn't fucking matter, you won't see it after about an hour into the game.
2. Replaced the three gang factions with one rebellion faction and one generic mutation/zombie horde. Gone are the gang/org lieutenants/generals. Now all you get is a few repetitive lines from the director when you clear out Cell base 1-87.
2.1. The human enemy faction is called The Cell. Zeds are called The Freaks. These are goddamn retarded names. Not to mention the character of the human faction is about as substantial as their name is creative.
3. Districts no longer have their atmosphere being representative of their overlord gang. It's limited to destroyed buildings, poverty town, or drab areas. As a result, the soundtrack is shit.
4. Melee combat additions are an afterthought. Sure, they're more than what the first installment had, but this was still a let down.
5.The feeling of not being a new installment. This felt just like an elongated expansion pack, but in Ubisoft style. Go here, liberate base. Go here, clear out the freaks. Go here for story mission.
6. Vertical movement on buildings still not refined. This superhuman, who can leap 4 floors vertically, cannot do a launching pullup from a 3rd floor patio to get to the next floor's patio.
7. Remember the previous agents? Did you like them? Fuck you, kill them for a stupid plot point.
8. Agency vehicles don't visually change with your driving skill level increasing.
There's more I can list. Fuck this game.
dc2dc0 No.15681084
683e20 No.15681595
>>15670519
why do you feel obligated to play something you hate?
008c9f No.15681680
>>15670812
I really didn't give much of a shit about the story in VC1. The gameplay was fun.
ec26d7 No.15681688
>>15671142
Fuck you. These were better than this new-age bulllshit, non-atmospheic faggotry that the new games demonstrate (though I will admit I have yet to play Fallout NV.
>>15680819
This fucker gets it. I didn't mind ME2, but ME3 was the fucking dicks-balls. This was the game that made me hate the series - before ME3, the setires was 8/10 then this bullshit came along and fuck dick fuck ths shot piledrived nto a zero. I am HAPPY that ME Autism (I literally forgot the name) bombed as bad as it did.
RIP In Piece Mass Effect. You could have been awesome, But BioWare are fags,
Fuck
008c9f No.15681689
>>15680691
I liked the DS version but I was like 10 and a huge fan of the books.
9b0e21 No.15682805
>>15677460
>be a child of rape
>somehow this is your fault and you deserve to die because of it
she can literally kick it to the curb at the local orphanage Day 1, so who cares. Boo hoo, 9 months.
683e20 No.15682869
>>15682805
yeah whatever, its just like losing an arm wrestling match.
9b0e21 No.15682872
>>15682869
And being murdered is just like missing the bus.
69bb75 No.15682895
>>15677529
I don't know about the US but the leeway for parents over adopted children is entirely for the sake of human trafficking and child prostitution.
47bdcd No.15683537
47bdcd No.15683543
>>15671237
Remember some people claim this is among the “greatest games ever!”
d3d30f No.15683931
>>15670519
I didn't actually finish it, but I definitely powered through far past the point where I realized I hated it. Yes, I know a significant portion of anons think this is like Jesus is giving them a handjob, but I can't lie.
Thing is, I liked it at the beginning. I was familiar with Taro's works, managed to play through drakengard 1 and 3 and loved the first Nier, which, barring shitty sidequests, was pretty much the perfect Yoko Taro game. Automata started alright. 2B's cute and all, combat's smooth, I'm interested in knowing what the hell happened in the timeline. The this cannot continue moment was great. The quest to rescue a big little girl and get a ribbon cosmetic was adorable. But then the magic just wore off gradually. It started at the amusement park.
>Wow, cool castle with a big-ass heart carved into it, can't wait to explore it
<Nah, fuck you, there's nothing but a basement and a boss out of nowhere
<An image flashes and reveals this random cunt will have a tragic backstory somehow
>Not really buying it but whatever, Taro's writing always has ups and downs
The next few hours were nothing but tumbling down, tumbling down. Sidequests seem to just start, set up a fucked-up conflict of some sort, and then just end when they should go for a tragic payoff. The platinum-style counterattacks consistently whiff like I'm playing some buggy ubisoft shit. The illusion of the androids acting like robots completely wears off, it's obvious they're just humans with no personality, and purposefully bland is still just bland. Where the fuck is Grimoire Weiss ?! I tell 9S to shut the fuck up whenever he opens his mouth. They managed to make a giant mecha sea battle boring as shit. I keep expecting the game to open up, but it doesn't. Yeah, that uninspired resistance camp is what you get as an HQ, buddy.
Eventually I just powered through expecting it to pick up but it doesn't. I'm just getting increasingly infuriated and annoyed. A fucking Jean Paul Sartre reference? Become as gods? Baaww do machines have a soul? Shut up. You're not as smart as you think you are, game. You're painfully obvious and your epic theme of machines and soul is nothing but utter platitudes that has been said thousands of times in fiction. In short,
GO FUCK YOURSELF, NIER AUTOMATA
…Yes, I know not going to new game plus is missing the point of a Taro game, but here's the thing. The game failed to make me care about any of this shit. I don't give a shit about 2B, I don't give a shit about 9S, I certainly don't give a shit about whoever that edgelord girl in the forest is, and I don't even give a single shit about Emil. How does the game not make me care about Emil? He's the best! But no, this game is so drab and impactless. It didn't earn the right to throw twists at me. The setup is shit. I'm not interested in the punchline. Plainly human, non robot butt is not sufficient to compensate. Fuck you.
e3b5b4 No.15683934
By the end I was so done with the game that I just picked any dialog option that would kill one of the insufferable NPCs.
ab7c6c No.15684007
Owlboy. Fuck Owlboy. Everything about that game just pissed me off.
>boring combat
>way too easy
>Otus spends the whole game getting shit on, takes it like a bitch, and doesn't even get a happy ending for his trouble
>last boss is a massive anticlimax
The serpent or whatever was actually a cool fight and was probably the best mechanic exploration in the game. But everything else was shit that I only put up with because it felt like they're was a good idea in there SOMEWHERE.
f0318c No.15684032
>>15684007
But it took a decade to make!
ca9f8a No.15684127
>>15683931
>Baaww do machines have a soul? Shut up. You're not as smart as you think you are, game. You're painfully obvious and your epic theme of machines and soul is nothing but utter platitudes that has been said thousands of times in fiction. In short,
<he thinks that's the point of the game
It's true the sea monster fight is annoying, and also the world could have been better, but other than that…
f0318c No.15684135
>>15684127
Oh hey it's the spic you tried to play MGR with a keyboard.
ca9f8a No.15684148
>>15684135
Not gonna buy a controller just for that shitty game
8efc55 No.15684197
>>15684135
Keyboard masterrace nigger. If you master one tool you won't need any other.
d4b7d8 No.15684198
>>15670519
thank god I pirated them, even then they're not worth your time
555c83 No.15685441
I played Borderlands 2 through three times.
Was decent when the guns were at the right levels and the enemies weren't bullshit.
Obviously, was shit when any character started to talk, but most likely everyone here knows that.
>>15671213
Saddest thing about Undertale is all the ways it could have been improved. Especially the ones which sane ff.net fags have written out.
2f606c No.15685464
>>15684198
How to make a modern sequel:
Take everything that is good about the original
Now throw it out the fucking window and make a cookie cutter shooter.
068a96 No.15689142
>>15671208
>Woman blowing a giraffe
Gets me every time
0baba4 No.15690219
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5d7ad1 No.15690996
>>15671933
>Act of War
wtf that was a good game
584762 No.15691084
>>15670519
I hates that RESI the fucking aiming was a nightmare all the way.
584762 No.15691106
>>15671256
SSX had its moments if you had a crew to play with/ Snowboarding games died with it it seems.
584762 No.15691401
>>15677575
The chief characteristic of it was how 'nothing' it was, pointless, empty, risk-free, QTE/Rock paper scissors fighting and dull gameplay, no memorable anything, no story outside of 'run across that wall before it crumbles you fucking arab' and then it shits on you for bothering to try. Thankfully I knew going in it was tepid and not worth doing a completionist run but just recalling it makes me pissed off.
584762 No.15691443
0baba4 No.15691798
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>>15680819
>it boggles my mind how anyone could just say that the ending was "the worst part"
Damage control. Just like with the new Spiderman game's "puddlegate", (((games journalists))) defending the game were the ones fixating on it. Easier to dismiss critics by strawmanning and mocking them.
64173b No.15692170
>>15670812
Plebeian taste.
64173b No.15692184
>>15684127
Agreed, I loved Nier Automata except the first playthrough of NG+ and yeah the world could have been better but a lot of that was budget. They had no idea how this game was going to do, I remember Taro or the President addressed this in an interview and someone asked him about the size of the world the budget was more along the lines of AA game than AAA game.
5729de No.15692208
>>15677108
>>15677036
>>15677460
>allowing niglet rape babies to exist because muh abortion is meanie
ad84e9 No.15692356
You know I modeled Shepherd's face in MA2 after that "Jesus is a Jew" digital sculpture. There was zero uncanny valley and fit his personality and voice perfectly, pure coincidence I'm sure.
8dae18 No.15692423
>>15670519
Despite its flaws I actually liked RE5 mostly because it was a videogame ripoff of Black Hawk Down. I loved that movie.
6984b3 No.15692448
>>15675367
this comic is the first time i ever heard weeaboo. was that really the origin of the term?
c1dd7a No.15693727
>>15691798
That faggot shill jumped the ship like the rat he is and there are people defending him now. "He's our goy now. He's such a redpilled libtardarian owning SJWs epic style."
63b2ee No.15693800
>>15692208
>enabling a Jewish blood sacrifice because you're too much of a coward to kill them when they inevitably chimp out at adult age
Besides, the amount of white babies being aborted isn't worth it.
2c8603 No.15694167
Valkyria 1 was alright in my book, it had that feeling of jrpg """renewal"""(it was 2009) with pretty/ soft graphics and somekind of a "chess" game approach on the units movements, the phases etc… kinda hard to explain but the weeby charm of the characters (militia of volunteer civilians of various backgrounds) and the story, all was tame and harmless back then.
If the litteral jews of the games have little in common with their earthly rodents counterparts, the game spent a LOT of time developping around the (justified) hate of best überfrau, namely "Rosie" Stark toward her slimy brothers in arms, and even though her story arc end with the realisation of her "wrong thinking", several members (sencondary characters) of the squad can still be rayciss and prejudiced without it impacting the gameplay.
Lastly, if the characters weren't exactly typical 30's europeans in any case as their interractions were as animu as can get, they remained at least decent and believable human beings (the main squad anyway)
Now, Valkyria 4… Oh my… as mentionned by >>15672217, the fag forces cranked all the shit to 9000 in this one every person is worth punching and mad me regret not being back in motherbase as the leader…
Believe me >>15670812 if, for whatever reasons, you found squad 7 irredeemable fucking get the 4th and get a daily dose of fucking rage, it would be way too much to list everything wrong in that garbage (and the autism in my post is getting out of hand), never have I wanted to headbutt a main character to death as hard as in htis one.
tl;dr: The first Valkyria Chronicles is adequate, the fourth will have you enucleate yourself while shooting a preschool to forget about the shonen tier… everything.
7eb882 No.15694216
I don't really hate any of the games I've played. But I don't really play something unless I know I'll like it. I find things I like in even the "worst" ones One played. I guess I don't have many fond memories of Tales of Symphonia 2 though.
b2b8cc No.15694226
>>15683931
? nier's gameplay is shit compared to automata
a94764 No.15694231
>>15670519
Skyrim. I still can't believe I spent so much time on that game. I spent somewhere around 20 hours, maybe less, playing the vanilla game before I got bored and sick of the blatantly bullshit cutscene kills that seemed to allow enemies to do several times the amount of damage they'd normally do at random times. Then I spent 80 hours trying to make the game work with various mods and pirating the expansions. The most amount of time I ever wasted on a game. I had fun for maybe 10 hours (thieves guild quests).
c64481 No.15694251
>>15693800
They are already happening illegally because whites have money unlike most spics and niggers who will have to handle their countless offspring as they see fit bringing in even more chimpouts in the future.
Exceptions should be made, subversion happens to everything, but again, that's the exception, not the rule.
546610 No.15694267
>>15694186
>a flatty wearing clothing clearly meant for someone with actual breasts
top-tier
03322f No.15695659
>>15694267
>downshirt on a girl with a small chest
absolute fucking power
46db8e No.15695702
sonic 2 for the game gear
1717a9 No.15695908
>>15672233
I liked the barrel fart scene