>Eloquent, articulate and poetic internal monologue>Talks like a New Jersey retardI know we all sound smarter in our heads, but how the fuck can this dude narrate like Hunter S. Thompson but never actually manages to speak for longer than a single se

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Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 05:24:57 89b71b No.15655733

>Eloquent, articulate and poetic internal monologue

>Talks like a New Jersey retard

I know we all sound smarter in our heads, but how the fuck can this dude narrate like Hunter S. Thompson but never actually manages to speak for longer than a single sentence at a time?

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 05:30:03 4d1512 No.15655759

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>>15655733

Poo poo pee pee

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 05:34:54 5f216e No.15655776

Maybe he's got a 'tism.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 07:17:41 0e08db No.15656130

>>15655733

Isn't the narration supposed to be a recollection? He just has the time to weave prose because it's like he's writing a book, not directly talking to you in natural conditions.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 07:36:25 e3886b No.15656167

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>>15656130

This

Nobody talks in metaphors to people. Nobody rambles on about how pulling a gun is a binary choice while you're having a conversation. Max is looking back on how he got to that state and he's justifying it in his head as he recollects.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 07:40:20 83f3f0 No.15656176

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>>15655733

>speak for longer than a single sentence at a time?

hes Finnish.

Anonymous 10/30/18 (Tue) 08:02:22 506e66 No.15656231

>>15656176

>Speaking

>Finnish

No, stop being a faggot.