9bd8a1 No.15642630
How come people still haven't made a videogame about the bloodiest conflict in Australian history? The Great Emu War is practically begging to be made into a videogame. Emus are one of the most horrifying creatures to roam this earth:
>Summarising the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented:
> "The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
>After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus to Zulus and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.
> "If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world… They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."
How would you make a game about the Great Emu War?
665fea No.15642652
26d218 No.15642675
>>15642630
>Events in history which don't have enough videogames made about them
That one war between chimpanzees
0fa5b5 No.15642684
>>15642675
You have to be more specific, the whole history of the negro is one long spear chucking event.
e6b137 No.15642691
>>15642630
Well would you want it to be realistic history where the outcome is already known, or alternate historical fiction?
9bd8a1 No.15642693
>>15642691
A little dramatization couldn't hurt. Maybe add some zeppelins and tank combat.
26d218 No.15642694
>>15642684
>You have to be more specific, the whole history of the negro is one long spear chucking event.
No i mean actual chimpanzees, Pan troglodytes
936e07 No.15642703
>>15642630
I want more Mafia/organized crime games. Not just American Mafia either.
The problem is, is that for American/Italian Mafia games, most of them go "eyy sonny its me tony two-time ya mess with me and im gonna give ya a real bada bing bada boom right in the gambino haha now deliver this load of BOOTLEG cigarettes here or else you'll be SLEEPIN WITH THE FISHES!!!". I want less of that and more dirty shit, I want stealth missions where I have to drug some right-hand man then take him to a bridge, tie cinderblocks to his feet, and throw him over, I wanna firebomb bootleg alcohol factories because they belong to a rival family, I wanna gamble and shoot up the place if I feel I'm being cheated, I wanna collect protection money and break peoples fingers if they don't pay up, that kinda stuff.
ddb711 No.15642714
The Sims Slave Plantation
f589ce No.15642721
>>15642703
Can't we have what you said but still with the bada bing bada boom voice acting?
852964 No.15642781
>>15642703
Try gangland. It's a pretty unique rts where you take over businesses and fight with rival families. You can even bomb any business to permanently remove it from the game. It is quite silly, though.
a4898a No.15642800
>>15642781
>someone else remembers Gangland
that battle theme is stuck in my head forever
c7441b No.15642838
Fuck you ya dog cunt. Our history isn't a joke.
c7441b No.15642839
>>15642694
That would be great.
a6db62 No.15642868
>>15642838
You're right, its not. Jokes have to be funny and not just sad.
a57ba7 No.15642873
The spanish civil war and justinian's reconquest of the western roman empire.
>>15642691
Greater emu reich when?
9e9467 No.15642874
>>15642630
How about that one time when the jews defeated nature with lies and extinct the whole planet earth? Needs to have a proper bartering system, tho.
2bc32b No.15642877
>>15642781
was that the one with the nu x-com type combat? there was one i played but i can't remember the fucking name of it
a4898a No.15642888
>>15642877
no, this one is more akin to a real time strategy
20fd87 No.15642913
Soviet invasion of Afghanistan
e9e1fe No.15642930
>>15642913
Why did MGS5 have to be bad
20a14a No.15642946
>>15642801
it would be perfect for a horde mode too, just endless streams of soviets running at you and you have to be careful not to run out of bullets.
0fa5b5 No.15642961
Concentration camp simulator. Your goal is to reach the historic numbers of dead only to realize it's impossible regardless of what you do.
5414be No.15642978
>>15642652
>Jews in america controlling husk of germany financing croatian independence to cause civil war in Yugoslavia preventing Central European Initiative (heksagonale after participating countries, Austria, Italy, Yugoslavia, Hungary, Czechoslovakia and Poland)
I wonder why that isn't a game.
>>15642930
Why do you mention MGSV when anon talks about Afghan-Soviet war? :^)
Angolan Civil war would be a cool topic, since it took like 30 years and soviets pumped, so would be end of apartheid game where you're a white man attempting to kill communist niggers so africa doesn't turn back into a pre-stone-age shithole
b2599a No.15642987
Soviet Russia, Communist China
a361c1 No.15642993
>>15642630
>anything else in history
n-no you just keep killing nazis goy! what are you racist?
8b23d3 No.15642994
Are there any games about the Korean War?
5414be No.15643011
>>15642994
it's an inconvenient topic because democrators ended evil japanese oppression which consisted of teaching the government how not to be bandits, how to build roads, schools, and have a country that isn't 500 years lagging behind every other human countries and some african colonies, and just as Alleyne Ireland predicted in 1926, Ending the Japanese rule in Korea will immediately cause a war over Korea.
So instead of unified korea that isn't a hub of yellow kikery but a lesser japan there's now 51st American state having a 1/3rd of Korea, and 2/3rds are owned by communists
I'm impressed by brainwashing efforts of american education system that nobody questions what were americans even fighting for.
df1f32 No.15643427
>>15642978
Oh it would even be politically correct and fashionable with todays standards. Imagine a skirmish starting because two local leaders wanted to fuck some kid. And that skirmish escalating into a full blown battle with tanks involved.
That happened. A battle involving tanks was started because two grown Afghan men wanted to fuck a boy.
df1f32 No.15643433
>>15643155
>What is Unit 731 and the Greater Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere for 400 points Alex?
LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG.
183568 No.15643478
>>15643011
Its the fact nobody talks about the Korean war, its like it didn't exist.
>>15643155
Its true though, Korea was practically still in the 16th century when the Japs came in and murdered the shit out of the chinks.
38436f No.15643516
>>15642703
Looks like you haven't played the first godfather game, mafia 1 and 2 are everything you don't want from a mafioso game (they're still great games however, and 2 is also a deconstruction of the """ glamorous""" criminal life), but in godfather you're burning down rival family cigarette/alcohol warehouses for money and respect, choking and then shoving jew store owners into their own furnaces, beating up random store owners to get them to pay for protection, blowing up bars because the owner wronged your family, robbing banks and shooting up bordellos because some guy you want dead is currently drinking there, the game has great gunplay too, but it takes some time to get used to it, you can even raid rival family houses and steal their money if you want, as a bonus the shotgun is the best weapon in the game if you fully upgrade it because it works like a real shotgun, not a videogame boomstick.
e338ed No.15643519
i just want a proper game where you get to play as/kill savages
634b6f No.15643622
>>15642652
Someone should make a Neoliberalism Simulator where your goal as head of the IMF is to trick countries into taking out large loans with interest from you that they can never pay back.
914817 No.15643684
That one time the Romans burned down Constantinople because they lost a chariot race.
>>15643519
Try Age of Empires 2 with the Conquerers expansion, you get to play as the Aztecs and Mayans. Apparently newer expansions have added dindu civs as well.
a0c84a No.15643692
>>15643622
economic hitman game could be cool or maybe a color revolution game
5a2f90 No.15643784
>>15642946
Imagine if someone had bothered making mods for IS Defense.
eda607 No.15643794
>>15642660
>Attacking from behind
The eternal anglo, even in the outback
eda607 No.15643818
>>15643519
Brytenwalda is a good bong simluator
9617bc No.15644080
>>15642630
>the events after the Western Roman Empire fall
>the whole history of Eastern-Europe
>World War 1
>the conflicts and revolutions of the 19th century which nearly destroyed the Habsburg Empire
>the exciting cluster fuck what is China's history
>Surviving in Australia the Video Game
0eda03 No.15644302
>>15642703
>describe godfather game
>I don’t want the spaghetti talking tho
Well anon you basically only have Scarface for the ps2 but is shit
481c6c No.15644310
>>15642978
I see the commie kikes jerking themselves over their based traposlavia sodomy over mean old ameriKKKa nazis
b3418a No.15644326
The Byzantine-Sasanian War
>culmination of almost 700 years of struggle between the Romans and the Persians
>culmination of over a thousand years of struggle between the Greeks and the Persians
>culmination of over 500 years of struggle between the Romans and the Jews with all the shit the Jews were doing in Jerusalem(including killing the Patriarch of the Church of Jerusalem and putting his severed genitals in his corpse's mouth)
>one of the longest and most brutal wars of the ancient world
>one of the most impressive military campaigns in Roman history
>full of crazy legends like Emperor Heraclius killing three of the greatest Persian warrior in single combat
>arguably the first of Christianity's "Holy Wars"
Sure, the destructiveness of the war is what ultimately led to the Muslims being able to take over the Middle East, but that was after the fact. That's like saying you can't have a WWII game celebrating the victory of the allies because WWII is what ultimately led to the Soviets taking over most of Central Europe and plaguing it with murder, rape and, worst of all, communism for decades.
3bbdf1 No.15644329
Because you already know the emus win
Though it's be interesting to see an alt-history where the humans actually win and can turn Australia into a Wakanda-esque super power
91f568 No.15644335
>>15644329
I find it hard to believe aussies could ever win a fair fight with emus.
b3418a No.15644364
>>15644329
You could make a cartoony platformer where you play as an Emu and the bad guys are Australian soldiers. You main goal in the game could be to drive the Australian invaders out of the Emus' land and free your people from their yoke.
206660 No.15644439
>>15644396
that celtic scythian poster is a joke and i think only retards ever buy into it
b3418a No.15644449
>>15643519
Try Expeditions: Conquistadors.
7145ec No.15644468
>>15643519
try Civilization IV: Colonisation, there is a mod that greatly expands interactions whit natives and core gameplay elements making the game much more robust
91f568 No.15644474
>>15644396
>/pol/utant
I'm sure one of these names will stick someday. Keep on trying, I'm sure it will work eventually.
7145ec No.15644477
>>15643802
>they didn du nuffin
>they weakened China and let the communists take over
fucking history laymans
7145ec No.15644481
>>15644474
>I'm sure one of these names will stick someday.
was a thin bakc in 2011
7145ec No.15644493
>>15644480
>all chinks on that fucking big landmass that is China.
neither the warlords were popular
a251e2 No.15644499
Polish-Soviet war of 1919-1921.
>>15643519
American Conquest. A game from the creators of Cossacks that features massive amounts of units and is one of the few RTS games to have realistic building sizes compared to units.
7145ec No.15644522
>>15644500
why do you say that the 100% of chinas agreed whit mao?
5414be No.15644534
>>15643155
>Even if they were building schools, roads, houses not made of mud, introduced a census, postal service, reformed tax system to something that doesn't resemble isn't a highwayman stealing your shit on a whim and raping your wife and kids what have the Japanese ever done for us
Read New Korea by Alleyne Ireland
>Greater Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere
Exactly what it says on the tin, and a countermeasure to (((white))) colonialism in Asia.
>Unit 731
Jewish larp like bear and eagle, masturbator machines, D&D deathcamp traps and holocauster™, pic related
>>15644477
>Somehow the Japanese are at fault for Americans supplying soviets with enough resources to win the war, and spread their poison to majority of Asia, Africa and South America
>>15644499
>Polish-Soviet war of 1919-1921.
>Mikhail Tukhachevsky nightmare mode
>Polish Army keeps resurrecting and cloning weapons, troops and horses
Some of his report have the Polish army not only suffer no lossess, but end battles with more manpower and weapons than they started with.
7145ec No.15644565
>>15644534
>Somehow the Japanese are at fault for Americans supplying soviets with enough resources to win the war, and spread their poison to majority of Asia, Africa and South America
that is some major mental gymnastics, see below why
>>15644541
>which didn't begin waning until the later famines in the late 30s and 40s.
you know what also happened at that same time?, the second sino-japanese war, The Republic of China more bussy dealing whit the warlords and communists than preparing for a war aganist the japanese, the famines where product of the war
330631 No.15644752
>>15643516
That's what I was thinking while reading his post. >>15642703 was basically describing the first The Godfather game to the letter (except it still has the macaroni talk). 936e07 go play The Godfather you faggot.
8b23d3 No.15644753
>>15644732
Interesting kind of bait.
6b286f No.15644868
>>15643802
Also Bolshevik instead of commie, since real communism has never been tried.
485791 No.15644887
>>15642652
Well at least Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together, the only game to be based on it, is a good one.
http://archive.is/LOR8r
72f242 No.15644908
We need a game about when Hitler had to come to terms with the fact his eyes were not actually blue
a251e2 No.15644933
>>15644566
The whole "Hitler was part gypsy/Jew/nigger" thing is amusing because you could easily twist it like "don't race mix, it creates evil monsters like Hitler!"
72f242 No.15645012
>>15644998
Your doctored videos will do you no good here
419ea2 No.15645103
>>15644908
But they where blue.
b4fa2e No.15645106
>>15642630
Gulag train tycoon
66b48d No.15645172
>>15642630
Fuck off i claimed it first
152c4c No.15645186
66b48d No.15645187
>>15645172
its disheartening that while i was thinking of making this emu game all of a sudden someone else across the world had the same thought and could possibly beat me to.
This had happened to me before when i wanted to make an electric bike with a motor where it would give you a boost if you peddled but i was too young to get the material, a year later someone fucking built it and made millions.
38436f No.15645245
>>15644364
Donkey kong country with a reskin?
5d8472 No.15645260
>>15642961
> 6 million achievement
> 0.00% of users have reached it
9cac7e No.15645376
>>15642691
Why wouldn't it be both? It's a videogame, after all. Unless you'd just want it to be some CoD-style 6 hour scripted campaign.
000000 No.15645789
>all these deleted posts
Uh oh, looks like a mod had a tantrum again. What Dangerous Ideas might we have been protected from this time?
99b876 No.15645811
b0ed85 No.15646915
>>15645811
Yes. I want to shoot Rosa in her ugly kike face
decd64 No.15646958
>>15645811
I was going to say this. Interwar Germany would be a great setting, you play as Freikorps fighting off murderous commies.
442a7e No.15648860
>>15642652
There are games about it, just as NATO "peace-keeping forces". Reminds me of a movie about it that was released not too long ago.
>burgers part of a NATO peace-keeping force
>given a covert-op against the Serbs
>turns out they can't stealth for shit and end up driving a tank across the streets of Sarajevo
>the small team of soldiers gets a stern talking to but the only thing that happens is that they get a slap on the wrist with three-day leave
>some Bosnian chick that one of these soldiers is fucking reveals an old stash of Nazi gold worth 300 million dollars underwater in Serbian territory
>the soldiers agree to give her half and split the rest among themselves
>they conduct the heist without informing their superiors
>eventually get found out by their commanding officer and as a result rescued in the last moment with air support against the Serbs
>"you fags didn't tell me, I sure as hell am not going to just let you keep 300 million worth of gold"
>he reveals to them that the gold is being returned to French ownership but only returns $150 million worth (in reality $130 million, claims that it "got lost along the way"
>chick gets rewarded for this courageous act with a medal and getting praised as a hero by the media
>chick still gets her share from him, in fact it's even larger than the sum they agreed upon
>the soldiers get breadcrumbs in comparison ($2 million in contrast to the agreed amount of ~$20 million each)
>"hey guys, let's just give all of our money to her for her charity fund, she deserves it more"
>retards actually do it, even though the sum she got ALREADY exceeds the agreed upon amount
>"boy, don't you just love helping people?"
>unlike the beginning where they get a minor slap on the wrist, there are absolutely no consequences whatsoever because it made their commanding officer cry a bit
>this despite the fact that they not just disobeyed orders but started their own rogue operation in the middle of their three-day leave and endangered a civilian along with taking a plane with its crew with made-up orders ("oh yeah, you don't actually have to tell anyone, they already know and there was a special secret emergency order issued that I don't have with me to fly this plane to carry gold"
0d1ee8 No.15649185
>>15648860
God I love the irony of these womens marches around the world, complain how bad you got it then take a day off to dance in the streets with no negative repercussions whatsoever, your boss could face a lawsuit for giving you any form of professional punishment for taking the day off work to run around like an asshole but you're the oppressed one
a649b5 No.15649414
>event that started by some guy throwing piece of iron out of train
maybe some kind of BFBC2 spinoff like game
d757f9 No.15649615
>>15642630
>events in history
It's a shame Skorzeny's life story hasn't been done in vidya but we all know why that will never happen.
9c7c53 No.15649851
>>15642630
>ctrl+F "age of discovery/exploration"
>0 results
>>15642660
Dude looks like a fucking spic
8e53cb No.15649886
>>15642684
Alright that got a good chuckle out of me.
c267ab No.15649888
>>15649851
Europa Universalis IV, but I can understand why you’d want a game that wasn’t created by fucking communist dykeloving feminists.
bf55f3 No.15649932
>>15649851
>Dude looks like a fucking spic
Just because of the stache.
bf55f3 No.15649958
>>15644302
>PS2 Scarface is shit
I'll fucking kill you, anon.
67cd4e No.15650015
>>15644326
>game releases Arab invasion DLC
>get to fry sandniggers with Greek Fire
9761ae No.15650025
>>15642660
what is wrong with white people?
67cd4e No.15650031
>>15650025
>Australians
>white
>people
0eda03 No.15650734
>>15649958
Anon the game is cheesy, a plain bad ripoff from godfather style and the story is just “LoL the movie didn’t end like that, go and do whatever oh and we will never address the betrayal or anything ever happening in the movie” while The Godfather game at least made you play the story as a low level goon and going step by step with it
485791 No.15650739
War of the Triple Alliance.
b1c27d No.15654858
>>15642714
But you can already do that
9c7c53 No.15654932
>>15650025
Shitskins need to get off 8/v/