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what the hell makes this mario party so different that tiers can be made?

Why the fuck does Mario Party have a goddamn tier list now?

I'd fuck a Dry Bones

>>15629692

Wario is a destructive nigger, only low iq faggits would pick him.

>>15629678

>>15629681

Every character uses its own unique dice. Each dice has its own faces, DK for example can roll a 0, a 0, a 0, a 10, a 10 or win 5 coins when he rolls his dice.

Donkey Kong +5 0 0 0 10 10 S

Bowser -3 -3 1 8 9 10 S

Boo -2 -2 5 5 7 7 S

Wario 6 6 6 6 -2 -2 S

Peach 0 2 4 4 4 6 A

Daisy 3 3 3 3 4 4 A

Dry Bones 1 1 1 6 6 6 A

Pom Pom 0 3 3 3 3 8 A

Mario 1 3 3 3 5 6 B

Luigi 1 1 1 5 6 7 B

Waluigi -3 1 3 5 5 7 B

Goomba +2 +2 3 4 5 6 B

Bowser Jr. 1 1 1 4 4 9 B

Rosalina +2 +2 2 3 4 8 C

Diddy Kong 0 0 0 7 7 7 C

Monty Mole +1 2 3 4 5 6 D

Shy Guy 0 4 4 4 4 4 D

Yoshi 0 1 3 3 5 7 F

Hammer Bro +3 1 1 5 5 5 F

Koopa 1 1 2 3 3 10 F

>>15629717

>Guy keeps gaining dosh

maybe in his own fantasy world, but in every other game he is a total nigger.

>youre just a jealous beta fag that wishes he could be a man like wario.

>projecting this badly

>>15629710

I wasn't going to buy it anyway, but if that's true I'll tell everybody I fucking know that it's fucking rigged and not to buy it. I don't think even soyboys would stand for that bullshit. I hope.

>>15629733

Mario is a cuck who rescues the fucking princess on a weekly basis and the best he ever gets out of it is a cake and kiss on the cheek. Wario goes off on his own initiative to search for riches and has pussy thrown at him only to tell them to fuck off because he only cares about the gold.

>>15629737

>I'll tell everybody I fucking know that it's fucking rigged

How is it "rigged" mate? Its not a hidden thing, the unique dice blocks are the primary new mechanic of the game.

>>15629717

>>15629692

My brother.

Make sure to 'HURRY UP' and make mad cash while disregarding cunts.

>>15629775

Wario, the fuckign legend.

I used to laugh alot as a kid playing against my friends when fat ass wario kept throwing them out of the circuit, specially the one kid that always played toad.

>>15629701

wew, calm your canneloni, Mario

>>15629803

In his first game he's the protagonist in, Wario Land 1, you can get enough money to wish for the moon (although the large castle is the canon end since it's what he has in WL2). The fag in the thread hating on Wario just has no taste in video characters.

Mario stealing the Gold Peach statue at the end of WL1 from Wario after he rightfully won it from Captain Syrup just makes him a huge hypocrite too, taking from others' hard work to enrich himself. The fucker already has his own castle and domains including a giant robot copy of himself.

>>15629660

>the best characters are all my favorites to play

I'm in heaven, anons.

Tier lists have zero practical use.

>>15629887

http://web.archive.org/web/20030626024654/http://www.gameboy.com/wario/Wario_comic.pdf

Found the comic of them as kids and later on as adults (a tie in to the SML2 game).

>>15629660

It's a shitty game, who cares.

>>15629887

I can't find Mario stealing the castle, but I'll blame that on the Mario Wiki and other sites being pro-Mario.

How the fuck are there "tiers" for mario party. Doesn't everyone play the same?

>>15629996

This game introduced unique dice blocks for each character.

>>15629996

>How the fuck are there "tiers" for mario party.

Whomever has the best taunts for annoying the other players.

>>15630016

>are they still able to roll normal dice?

Yes. When its your turn to roll you can choose to either use the standard block or your character's unique block.

>>15629710

How is Diddy Kong that low (or conversely DK that high?)

Yeah, DK has two 10s but only a 1/3 chance of moving at all.

>>15630057

They have to pay for their own drinks. No golddigging the Wario.

>>15630888

Why would jews pick Wario when they could pick Mario and be all

>hello fellow gamers I enjoy the same popular character you all do

>>15631037

Jews love dark and hypocritical humor even when they try to bring you down so you can't make jokes at their expense.

>>15629850

Because Mario used to bully him as a kid because he never let him play as the cowboy and made him play the outlaw while constantly annoying him with a squirt gun so the reason as to why Wario is such a jerk is because of Mario constantly harassing him as a kid.

What if Mario and Wario changed bodies at the end of SML2? That would explain Wario being a nice guy and main character while Mario stole Wario's shit in SML3/WL1

>>15638315

When has Wario ever been a "nice" guy? Wario is just self-aware about his ambitions and doesn't pretend to be anything but him. The problem with Mario is that he's a silent protagonist with a continuous blank happy expression while being touted as the Hero, so much of his actions is seen far more insidious