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000000  No.15611421

I just played GTA 1. Grand Theft Auto 1. It's shit nigger game, worst game ever

-totally shit physics engine, I drive 120mph and hit another car a little to its side, my car stops to 0mph instantly

-if a cop pedestrian touches you with his finger you instantly are busted, even if you managed to shoot and kill the cop

-if a cop pedestrian touches your car door while you drive, you instantly lose and are busted

-one bullet from cop and youre dead

-stupid mission doesn't tell you to hurry and doesn't show any clock, but after a minute it's "mission failed" because I was late

-shitty camera movement

-when you drive into a cop car, you get one star and cop instantly gets off car and starts shooting you and going to your car. he has 0ms reaction time, zero delay

-map looks like shit, it's a grid and all curves are 90 degrees. it's also a labirynth

-there is no minimap or map inside, you don't know how to drive to any place

-cars are very fast, but traffic is slow and crowded, you hit another car after 2 seconds of driving

-if you drive 120mph and press left/right + handbrake, you stop instantly

-there is zero warning (except some sound) before car explodes. there is no smoke or fire, it just explodes

-when you use rocket launcher from short or moderate distance, it starts to burn your body and you die

-if you drive car to a wall the car sticks to wall is glued

-there is no way to lose a cop even at one star, you need to repaint car

Rockstar Games always produces shittest and most broken games. but idiots like you will buy them and praise them.

3ad104  No.15611426

(You)


6ea91e  No.15611435

I didn't enjoy it very much when I was a kid because it felt like I had terminator on my ass constantly. I remember constantly failing this one mission where you have to rig this explosive garbage truck inside a building. I can't remember why, but I blame the police


598341  No.15611453

If you're going to bait at least do it right. Also

>what is greentext


968276  No.15611462

>>15611421

Your programmer forgot to change "-" to ">"


598341  No.15611469

Don't forget to report this thread


255b5f  No.15611475

File: 7d47f0054d2500b⋯.png (690.69 KB, 710x876, 355:438, uhh what the fuck.png)

>>15611421

your formatting sucks nigger. Remember to hang yourself on the exit on the way out.


dac95f  No.15611491

>>15611421

If the controls weren't so shit, it would be a much better game. I remember TLW Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis being a much better top down shooter and driving game.


3bd58c  No.15611498

fuck you fucking idiot

learn to play the game


c16723  No.15611504

inb4 contrarians who say GTA 1 and 2 are more sophisticated than the PS2 titles


ddd7d1  No.15611507

File: c8f1cfbbab4413e⋯.jpg (154.69 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, theme_hospital.0.0.jpg)

>>15611421

I remember that game. FUcking loved it, thanks for the nostalgia with your shitty thread. I used to play the shit out of this and Theme Hospital on console.


56ed33  No.15611509

>>15611421

most of your post is complaining about the difficulty.

yeah, games in the past were played by a small portion of people, who liked games and took the effort to play them.

you had to become good at them to be able to progress.

I was fending off an army in gta without trouble.

as for physics, it wasn't a driving simulator, it was a point to point action top down cartoon.

it was funny

makes sense to compare 30 years of progress with the prototype though, great use of your brain, great job guys!! high five!!! group hug!!!

Ya, like, I like bought pong, like, ironically, and like it totally sucks, like I keep losing because there's no autoaim, and like, there's no inertia on the paddles, also like, there's no motion blur, so I like, can't tell how fast it is going? and like the ball is square, so it shouldn't even move like that in the air, and it doesn't even slow down, like, there's no wind resistence, and like, he monochrome scheme they chose is like so boring, and like it triggers my veganism, and like it totally sucks because there's no like, tutorial level, and like, how am I supposed to know if only moves up and down, and like gravity doesn't make the e-paddle fall down, which is like totally dumb?


000000  No.15611522

>hit a police car or pedestrian (with a car)

>get shot to death by police

-tanks are shit. you can only shoot a few times then "frenzy" is completed and you cannot shoot anymore. if you drive tank over cars it will explode after 10 cars

>>15611509

>most of your post is complaining about the difficulty.

wrong. those are bugs.

cars sticking to walls is not difficulty it's a bug

>makes sense to compare 30 years of progress with the prototype though

there is no progress, new GTA games are as shit as gta 1

rockstar games is piece of shit


f4aa55  No.15611523

>>15611504

We already have contrarians pretending IV is good so it's not like that's worse.


000000  No.15611537

>>15611491

>If the controls weren't so shit, it would be a much better game.

What's wrong with controls? I play it on a gamepad with same controls like in GTA 3/VC/SA/4

>I remember TLW Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis being a much better top down shooter and driving game.

Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis is side scrolling platform game

>TLW

what that means?


03beed  No.15611540

>>15611452

>boomer

Back to cuckchan.


000000  No.15611545

>>15611491

>If the controls weren't so shit, it would be a much better game.

What's wrong with controls? I play it on a gamepad with same controls like in GTA 3/VC/SA/4

>I remember TLW Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis being a much better top down shooter and driving game.

Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis is side scrolling platform game

>TLW

what that means?


dac95f  No.15611546

>>15611523

Gameplay-wise, 4 is the best GTA ever. It's side activities and weapon variations suck though.

>>15611537

>What's wrong with controls?

Tank controls. Are you seriously gonna ask me whats wrong with tank controls?

<TLW

<what that means?

The Lost World.


000000  No.15611547

>>15611491

>If the controls weren't so shit, it would be a much better game.

What's wrong with controls? I play it on a gamepad with same controls like in GTA 3/VC/SA/4

>I remember TLW Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis being a much better top down shooter and driving game.

Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis is side scrolling platform game

>TLW

what that means?


000000  No.15611548

>>15611491

>If the controls weren't so shit, it would be a much better game.

What's wrong with controls? I play it on a gamepad with same controls like in GTA 3/VC/SA/4

>I remember TLW Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis being a much better top down shooter and driving game.

Jurassic Park on Sega Genesis is side scrolling platform game

>TLW

what that means?


2ea7f5  No.15611549

>>15611545

>>15611537

>>15611547

>>15611548

what the fuck are you doing


f6d6c6  No.15611554

>>15611421

>20 year old game was improved on by its sequels

I certainly fucking hope so. Sure beats what people did to Thief.


277bb1  No.15611560

>>15611421

GTA 1 wasn't made by rockstar


000000  No.15611595

>>15611546

>Gameplay-wise, 4 is the best GTA ever. It's side activities and weapon variations suck though.

gta 4 is piece of shit with shit story and shit missions. only there is some fun with physics, crashing, police etc

>side activities

which one? San andreas had way more of that. more cities, countryside, a lot of fun things to do

>Tank controls. Are you seriously gonna ask me whats wrong with tank controls?

yes

>The Lost World.

ok got it from http://doperoms.com:8080/files/roms/sega_genesis/Jurassic%20Park%202%20-%20The%20Lost%20World%20(W)%20[!].zip

driving seems shitty

>>15611549

504 Gateway timeout

>>15611554

>I certainly fucking hope so. Sure beats what people did to Thief.

GTA was not improved. but it was not ruined either. All GTA games are as shit as GTA 1.

>>15611560

>GTA 1 wasn't made by rockstar

yes it was. DMA Design = rockstar games


277bb1  No.15611596

>>15611595

>DMA Design = rockstar games

lad

rockstar games is the publisher

what you're thinking of is rockstar north, one of several companies that make the modern GTA games


a1acb7  No.15611620

File: 3fec3c5337e3fd4⋯.png (406.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Patrician coming through, EDF is just a copycat.


a1776f  No.15611628

File: e2eed83ed6e5b00⋯.jpg (771.22 KB, 2047x1021, 2047:1021, 3a42beb3d61110deb850472da1….jpg)

>Rockstar games are shit

Tell me something I don't know OP.




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