1dbc9e No.15601589
These parasites must be stopped. No reptilians, icke, turd, punchbowl
COLLOIDAL SILVER: $71.50 to stop them from penetrating your mind
44324e No.15601596
b01b34 No.15601625
It makes me depressed that good games like ASRD and Monaco only see a big player count during release, only for it to steadily drop to just a few hundred after a couple months whereas cancerous shit like Fortnite enjoy popularity for years.
There are so many good multiplayer games that are dead and could use a revival. Too bad the majority of gamers are casual NPCs who won't touch a good game like Aliens vs Predator 2, Formicide or SubSpace Continuum. But will gladly suck yearly Cawwadoody cock because they have shit taste.
>>15601572
There was a thread when ASRD came out, enjoyed playing it, neat co-op game but now sadly it's dead. This game is what you would have if you mixed Aliens and Starship Troopers.
3fa5b6 No.15601656
>>15601625
>good games
>like monaco
Step 1: get some taste
Step 2: get some friends
b01b34 No.15601668
>>15601656
>Monaco
>not a good game
Here we have a specimen with shit taste.
<get some friends!
You're gonna have to be more subtle next time.
Now everyone knows you're an NPC.
37112e No.15601670
>>15601572
Is there anyway to play it without steam?
ef7dae No.15601676
I played it when it came out. It was pretty well known since there wasn't that many free games on steam yet.
e55795 No.15601680
Valve's least popular games for sure, even Ricochet gained more popularity as a joke.
b51601 No.15601683
how to set up a dedicated server
https://steamcommunity.com/app/563560/discussions/1/1319961868328134237/
how to turn on and off third person and first person view
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=924252121
first person challenge mod
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1192819294
CREATE GAME AND ENABLE THE CHALLENGE FROM THE LOBBY (SELECT CHALLENGE IN THE LOBBY NOT WHEN CREATING THE GAME)
b01b34 No.15601691
>>15601683
Also avoid the faggot named "Nyu". He's cancer of the highest order.
5c4c9d No.15601699
3fa5b6 No.15601700
>>15601668
>Shilling indie cabal shit when there has been a renesaunce of actual good coop multiplayer games.
You know recommending a game just because journos marketed it and then turn around and call someone an NPC isn't a very strong case.
Even though the game left such a non impression I do remember a little bit about the actual game itself. Simple graphics that barely convey what anything is, stealth that has barely any consequences for being caught and no real advantages for playing with friends.
e55795 No.15601702
>>15601699
Whatever happened to the gamenights? There hasn't been a proper one for several weeks.
5c4c9d No.15601713
>>15601702
That's a good question. I thought there was a Jedi Academy gamenight this month but I guess I was wrong.
b01b34 No.15601716
>>15601700
>renesaunce of actual good coop multiplayer games
In what universe?
>the game left such a non impression
It's fucking Pacman meets Metal Gear Solid meets Ocean's Eleven.
>Simple graphics that barely convey what anything is
<simple graphics are now bad
>stealth that has barely any consequences for being caught
False. Did you even beat the game? Try triggering the alarm in any of the latter levels and you'll get annihilated.
>no real advantages for playing with friends
False. Again, did you even fucking play the game? Entire levels are designed around the idea of a crew helping each other out (hacker turns off security, cleaner whacks guard, locksmith opens safe, etc). It's possible to beat all levels solo but it's very difficult and you'll most likely die.
Seeing how wrong you are, I doubt you've even played it beyond the fucking tutorial levels.
3fa5b6 No.15601775
>>15601716
>In what universe?
Off the top of my head:
<Vagante
<Wild Guns Reloaded
<Pixel Junk Shooter Ultimate
<Rainworld Mod
<Rayman Legends
<Crawl (sort of)
<Ultimate Chicken Horse (again sort of)
<Jamestown
<Enter the Gungeon
<Ace of Seafood
<Overcooked
>Simple graphics are now bad
Yes you stupid nigger. Having your artstyle consist of nothing but vector rectangles is fucking lazy. At least Rogue didn't have retarded "cinematic" camera effects that blew out everything making a shit looking art style more obnoxious.
>Did you even beat the game?
<How can you judge a game if you didn't even beat it?
<Oh you beat the game? It couldn't have been that bad then.
This is not how you make friends.
b01b34 No.15601811
>>15601775
Because the main focus is on the unique gameplay, not graphics. Your only complaint seems to be on the visuals.
Better go tell the Dwarf Fortress fags they're wrong!
7b653a No.15601825
>>15601572
If you haven't solo'd the entire game with only bots on INSANE, don't even ask me to play with your trap friends. :^)
>>15601702
Game nights happen every 3 weeks now. I think Jedi got dropped because of hosting issues.
3fa5b6 No.15601946
>>15601811
I literally just said Rogue had better graphics you illiterate nigger.
And don't give me that
>It gets harder later
Bullshit. Why the fuck do I have to slog though an unchallenging first 90% of a game just to get to the good levels. Every game I just listed starts good, and only get's better later. If you want a good coop stealth game then play Chaos Theory. If you want a multiplayer pacman game then play Pacman museum's multiplayer mode. If a barebones top down stealth game is enough to satisfy you then I recommend the following:
https://www.newgrounds.com/games/browse/tag/stealth
21c3e4 No.15602059
>>15601625
Monaco was good shit, and makes me pretty sad that it's hard to find people willing to play that game. The game gets fuckoff hard by the third chapter though, so I can understand why there's a dropoff after a certain point.
1092ff No.15602064
TACTICOOL GAMENIGHT WHEN?
1092ff No.15602079
>>15601691
>look em up
what a fucking degenerate, good thing he's banned
b01b34 No.15602086
>>15601946
Up to what level did you play? Enlighten me. If you "can't remember", I was right and you barely played beyond the first couple tutorial levels.
You're blatantly wrong and anyone who has played Monaco can tell that. You're 'That Guy™' that has less than 1 hour in a game and gives it a bad review. 90% unchallenging? More like you haven't seen 90% of the levels.
b7e52c No.15602102
>>15601607
>https://sbeamcommunity.com
The fuck is this shit? This doesn't look legitimate at all.
3fa5b6 No.15602150
>>15602086
>If you don't like it you didn't play enough of it.
I don't know what to tell you. Me and my friends played the first couple of levels and didn't have fun. You're right, I even said as much.
Is it strange to think that if the game starts off shit, it will continue to be shit? This is supposed to be a multiplayer game right? Do you expect other people to wait for it to get good?
If you have 4 people either on your couch, on lan, or over the internet do you think they want to play an hour long tutorial (or however long the levels stop being "tutorial levels" again I wouldn't know) before they start having fun. Again, every single game that I mentioned on that list starts good.
94d126 No.15602154
>>15602150
>played 2 levels
>Entire game is shit
7b653a No.15602163
>>15602154
>He didn't judge the entire game based on the title screen.
b01b34 No.15602172
>>15602150
So you've been talking out of your ass the entire time. At least you're being honest.
Monaco requires teamwork and is one of the most fun and intense coop games I've ever played. Definitely the best heist game.
9d6a1d No.15602199
>>15601775
>Gungeon
>good
That glacial shitpile isn't even worth the disk space to install it on, play literally any other isometric shootan instead.
the rest of those games are okay though
3fa5b6 No.15602226
>>15602172
>So you've been talking out of your ass the entire time
<Art style is still shit
<Game is still endorsed by the indie cabal
<You need to play for more than an hour to start having fun for a multiplayer game
Still waiting for you to answer my questions fam.
>>15602154
>Standards are so low that having a game with two shit levels is exceptable.
94d126 No.15602230
>>15602226
>Can't spell acceptable
>Has shit opinions
Makes sense.
3fa5b6 No.15602234
>>15602199
What's wrong with Gungeon? also
>Literally any other isometric shootan
Please tell me you don't think it's worse than Issac.
3fa5b6 No.15602239
>>15602230
>A HA! A TYPO!
At least I have standards. well for games anyway. Maybe not spelling.
d0d03e No.15602248
>no one even knows about it
This game is like 13 years old. But it was indeed fun. Surprised to see it revived. I remember one of the coolest features was that you could specify your own music files to play during defense parts where you gun down fuck loads of aliens.,
94d126 No.15602251
>>15602239
It's not just a typo, but practically an entirely different word.
3fa5b6 No.15602268
>>15602251
I meen it couldn't have bean to off if you weer able to recognise the word.
d0d03e No.15602271
>>15602114
>>15602102
Looks like some kinda clowny April Fools site or something. All of the links on those pages seem to go to legitimate Steam stuff. Not sure what their domain does, I wouldn't trust that; but it gave me a good laugh anyway.
87ed6d No.15602278
>>15601596
'cuz it's actually fun if you get a couple fags to play with. One time I found a glitch that let you go below the map and walk around. That was funny.
1ad758 No.15602297
c01ec1 No.15602304
>>15602297
I can hop online if you want a partner.
Steam username is DirigibleQuixote.
9d6a1d No.15602324
>>15602234
The biggest issue is capped boss dps, which combined with the boss hp pool means they overstay their welcome more often than not, especially since they usually only have like 2-3 attacks.
There's also the HP scaling on basic enemies, stingy droprates on useful stuff, and probably some other stuff I'm missing.
I actually thought Isaac was alright, but then I also only played original+Wrath of the Lamb
8234c6 No.15602401
>>15602324
I actually didn't even notice the dps cap or damage scaling. I think the reason why I like it is because item drops don't make or break a run. You can still get by in EtG with Crappy items and even the best items won't turn the game into EZ mode. For me playing issac was just a slot machine.
25f055 No.15609579
>>15601699
Please no, I know /v/'s original user has been displaced, but the gamenights are filled with even worse reddit.
b5feff No.15609646
>>15601870
I'm not a SW nerd. Which one isn't the master? The nigger?
99062f No.15609736
>>15602324
I think they have alleviated the shit droprates quite a bit, like how keys pop up more often and chests have better quality overall since the advanced update rolled in, bringing in other goodies too.
7dd6ff No.15609759
>>15609646
Anakin wasn't a master, the other two (Obi-wan and Mace Windu) were. He wanted to become a master because only Jedi masters were allowed to access the Sith holocrons, which he was led to believe by Palpatine had information on how to cheat death (and thus save Padme). However, when Palpatine requested Anakin be allowed a seat on the Jedi Council, which in all previous cases was only for masters, they allowed him a seat but didn't promote him; he retained his previous lower rank.
c6972b No.15609948
62f4f4 No.15616718
Bump, wanna get some interest going
1dcdad No.15616763
>>15601596
>Why shill a free game?
To raise awareness about the game?
743ac6 No.15616792
Wait they made a sequel to Alien Swarm?
743ac6 No.15616816
>>15602324
Essentially all of Isaacs problems ironically come from rebirth. Aside from, well, performance issues with cramming all that shit into flash Plus the DLC for Rebirth was so unfathomably insulting. They axed half the DLC to ship a year later, the final boss ripped off from a late game undertale enemy. They locked unlocks off from the "first" (really the first half) DLC behind some guy digging up a Penny they drew on in minnesota because edmund got shitter hurt about people not spending 5 years trying to unlock the lost. There were NO EXCLUSIVE NEW ROOMS to the new "chapters" only chapter specific gimmicks which amount to randomly replacing a rock or pit with Spikes, a Fire, a pit, or a Boil-Stone. Because they shipped the update unfinished and early they accidentally left in the original design for the Final final boss of the new chapter and tried to get away with it by calling it a red herring. The code for it actually points this out because if delirium is forced to transform into it, delirium transforms into hush but with different patterns. And to top it all off, the last BIG HOORAH floor that they added to the game they couldn't be fucked to make new assets for and they forgot to make it so ALL CHESTS drop items. Oh, and then they paid the Antibirth devs so they could release it as DLC, and Tried to get the music guy to give all the rights to the music to them, for free. to which he essentially responded to by telling them to fuck off and he was going to make two mods that let you use his soundtrack in JUST afterbirth+ and repentance for free
They also went out of their way to update base rebirth so that mods to make items that are only in rebirth but only have synergies in Afterbirth/+ don't work