7feafb No.15598886
It stretches back in the mainstream to Halo and MLG but even today you see the goodest of goys buy over priced mice, keyboards, mousepads, chairs and fucking 'anti glare glasses' to 'become fukken leet'.
They adore those people that go to tournaments and pose like npc drones with folded arms in pictures like heros to aspire to. Back in the day i knew a guy who went so far as to try and live off "patentded gamer grub" so he could "stay in the gamer zone 24/7" and he got a bloodclot and still suffers from kidney stones turning his liver into a salt lick.
But do you know anyone that still falls for the 'pro gamer hardware' meme? razerfags seem to be the most entry level but for all the overpriced tat you see being pushed (((voluntarily))) by polaris streamers i dont really know anyone that actually buys this shit personally. People i follow online do, god knows why, but it seems from personal experience the pro gamer shit fell out of fashion with the mainstream once they could just buy an elgato and a yeti mic and try to be pewdiepie instead.
Do you know anyone that still wants to be an MLG tryhard who buys all the shit that will "make you pro" like back in the height of this filth?
6d5cbc No.15598941
>>15598886
I did fall for three pro gamer gear, the logitech keyboards and mouse, the mouse is fine but could be a lot better in terms of ergonomics and size, but the logitech keyboard the g710+, mx browns are fucking bad compared to topres, buckling springs, gaterons, and newer switches being made, but the absolute worse offender is the garbage abs, pad-printed keycaps that wear faster than the switch and the non-standard bottom row although i think the bottom row should be like the older keyboards where the ctrl and alt keys are hueg rather than the same size. Then the zowie mouse and holy shit it's too small for my hands.
7feafb No.15598966
>>15598941
and what did you learn?
dc0b2c No.15598969
A buddy once boit some razershit, a mouse and a pad. Meanwhile, my boss has a giant Fnatic mouse pad on his desk, that's pretty much it.
What is it with those companies linking gamers with unhealthy food? Why do they think we can't cook actual delicious stuff and just stick with greasy junk food and energy drinks?
dc0b2c No.15598970
7feafb No.15598972
>>15598970
Yo vinny, tell your cousin bobbys friend jimmys workmate teddy he needs ta call mah sistah
c64282 No.15598996
>>15598969
It's not just gamers, everyone in general is being sold unhealthy shit. The health food fanatics are the exception.
4338e6 No.15599003
>>15598969
gamer food is actually decent, it's just trail mix without the pretzels, chocolate, and granola.
still not wholesome, i used to work at a convinience store that sold a lot of shit like that, it was a fad at the time.
fucking everyone from kit-kat ro ritz crackers made an iteration off this, usually calling them "bites" kit-kat bites were unironically good
7feafb No.15599008
>>15599003
reeses pieces mix with crispy m&m's thrown in is the one true path.
4338e6 No.15599009
>>15599008
i don't like peanut butter because an old cuckchan wordfilter forever made me associate it with niggers.
31f38f No.15599015
>>15598886
One of my friends who was pretty well off, went to a private school and was basically heading for a pretty professional life went into E-sports. then he got chubby and he doesn't speak to me or any of our other friends
dc0b2c No.15599020
>>15598972
Can you not?
>>15598996
Perhaps, but look at that gamer food from OP's pic, that shit must have been dipped into litteral bull shit for that taurin. I'm sick just by looking at it.
d47654 No.15599040
7ed9f5 No.15599041
Have you ever talk to one of them? Tired to argue against it with them? They believe that "git gud" = better hardware. They don't seem to understand that getting good = skill, even when you explain it to them. They deny it so their outrageous purchases are justified. Don't ever pay $50+ for a mouse.
31f38f No.15599042
>>15599040
>he can't cook
nigger learn how to cook, it's a vital part of life
7feafb No.15599053
>>15599041
The ones i knew seemed do know and the "everything goes to shit after 24" [Z A W A L L] was a nightmare constantly approaching them at the time.
I cant say it was wrong, they are all 30 now, their body went full funhouse mirror, their hair is thin on top and they can't keep up in monhun let along twitch based games.
cf9f86 No.15599061
>>15599008
Crispy m&ms are the shit. Glad they brought those back, and then apparently brought them back a second time after they proved to be that popular. Those mint ones are also quite good; glad they're apparently sticking around. Unfortunately can't eat peanut butter anymore, so reeses are out of the question.
7feafb No.15599072
>>15599061
In bongland they never went away, they tried to replace them with pretzel ones but the backlash was so huge it lasted about 2 months.
80d844 No.15599141
>>15598886
Get a look at that (((nose))). Who dresses like that? Slum trash?
cc2189 No.15599252
>>15598996
Healthfoodfags greatly overestimate the health benefits of their overpriced specialty shit based on the warm fuzzies and purity superiority the advertising gives them. Especially the "organics" and "non-GMO" meme.
Most of it's just processing fuckery, and I'm not talking about "pink slime". I mean the sources of the food are often the same, but they sort the produce so the the freshest and ripest looking stuff gets the "organic" label. Stuff that's brused or old or unripe or malformed is sold as stock, and near rotten shit and unsellably damaged produce gets sent elsewhere to be made into deli food or as bulk ingredients in processed food. the worst gets sent to animal food producers
So your Kashi Almond Milk shit was made from the cheapest unsellable almonds they could buy in bulk. And that high priced mineral water is likely just tap.
4c656f No.15599266
>>15598886
FUCKING AL GAMERFOOD MAN. FUCKING UP THE ENTIRE WORLD ORDER. WE NEED A MAN ON THE INSIDE TO INFILTRATE AL GAMERFOOD AND RESTORE ORDER TO THE WORLD ORDER MAN.
cc2189 No.15599268
>>15599022
That's literally just cereal. Has nobody else gotten up, fed their dog out of a bag of kibble - then pored themselves a bowl of breakfast out of a box and felt dehumanized when they noticed the similarity?
447f19 No.15599289
>>15599268
Reminder that Corn Flakes+Milk+Honey is the true breakfast of champs
eb6385 No.15599302
>>15598886
Looked up Fatal1ty a few months ago, he was streaming Fortnite, his videos only had a few hundred/thousand views.
7feafb No.15599309
>>15599302
>gary_jules_mad_world.mp3
0fe89f No.15599312
>>15599289
No. You take rice crispies, blueberries, a tbsp of vanilla, with whole milk. Think of me when you clean the cum from your shorts.
7feafb No.15599318
>>15599312
>no honey
for shame
cc2189 No.15599319
>>15599289
>Dehydrated pressed grass seed, bovine glandular secretions, and insect vomit.
447f19 No.15599327
>>15599319
>not having cows and bees cum buckets for you
>not liking corn
How about fuck you
63e7a5 No.15599407
>>15599289
Personally I like granola raisin bran.
0c0614 No.15599411
>>15598886
My cousin has a friend who won 10 thousand dollars at one of those counterstrike or cod tournaments. He was showing me pictures on his phone. That guy fell for the meme.
7feafb No.15599436
>>15599407
>inb4 that pleb that hates oatmeal raisin cookies shows up to be a waterfag again
100892 No.15599531
>>15598886
>It stretches back in the mainstream to Halo and MLG but even today you see the goodest of goys buy over priced mice, keyboards, mousepads, chairs and fucking 'anti glare glasses' to 'become fukken leet'.
>Show me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are
Honestly, if your friends fell for this shit you are a stupid nigger. I don't know a single person in real life who buys gaming chairs, let alone these anti glare glasses. You are the nigger of the year.
Also, turning Doritos and energy drinks into a meme was brutal as fuck but the marketing team that came up with that idea. They basically took the insults people made and found a way to make money off of it.
630430 No.15599541
>>15598886
>But do you know anyone that still falls for the 'pro gamer hardware' meme?
You'll have to define 'pro gamer hardware'. Do you mean high-end peripherals in general, making this a thinly veiled poorfag thread, or are you referring specifically to licensed hardware featuring MLG/etc logos?
63e7a5 No.15599563
>>15599436
Well he isn't wrong. Oatmeal raisin cookies were a mistake.
bbf75c No.15599611
>>15598886
I know worse: people that I met during high school that to this day pursue their dream of becoming the next big e-sports name to no success whatsoever (while becoming completely cancerous cunts). Also, the animated promos on the current league of faggots world tournament are nothing short of a cringetastic masturbatorioum that try their hardest into getting you excited.
7feafb No.15599623
>>15599563
I am calling the police.
fa1521 No.15599625
c2cd71 No.15599626
>>15599319
>Ha, if I purposefully use unappealing synonyms for popular foods then maybe people will join me in being an insufferable cum slurping vegan
5a0426 No.15599631
My dad won't stop getting Alienware PC's and Razer accessories
63e7a5 No.15599639
>>15599623
Go ahead. They can't make your shit taste go away.
882977 No.15600410
>>15598886
No and there are thousands of faggots making millions of playing video games now.
Get a job and shut the fuck up.
000000 No.15600486
>>15599287
You paid for overpriced shit. You lost.
d988f0 No.15600521
>>15598886
Anyone who fell for that was a scrub, the reason it worked was simply because you knew you were the target audience it couldn't possibly be for anyone else.
a2edae No.15600627
>>15599531
convinced my friend to not buy a shitty 600 dollar dx racer chair. he got a 150$ black leather office chair instead. feels good when retards with more money than sense listen to you
e8d051 No.15600688
My old roommate in college was an avid "competitive" Melee player. He was an alright guy who showed regularly but insisted on doing what he could do join the professional circlejerk. Gamecube controllers he cleaned regularly, a custom jacket with the smash logo and his gamertag on the back. But all he did in his spare time was play Melee Netplay and watch the pros stream to try and learn their gameplay styles. Or sometimes even make his way to a local tournament on campus. He struggles to pay for college essentials like textbooks and other services because all his money goes to Melee streamers and V-Bucks.
He actually flunked an electrical engineering class because he was watching Axe stream Melee the night before the final exam.
630430 No.15600712
>>15600627
>he got a 150$ black leather office chair instead
New, non-clearance, genuine leather office chairs typically start in the $500+ range. Anything below that is normally going to be some cheap pleather shit.
Leather furniture is outrageously expensive for what you get.
a2bd0e No.15600716
>wanna buy normal mice and keyboard
>it covered in rgb horse shit
For fucks sake ever GAYMER Thing is coated with this light shit I just want a normal mouse.
100892 No.15600725
>>15600627
>convinced my friend to not buy a shitty 600 dollar dx racer chair.
>he got a 150$ black leather office chair instead.
>New, non-clearance, genuine leather office chairs typically start in the $500+ range. Anything below that is normally going to be some cheap pleather shit.
I have a $200 leather chair and it uses some fake leather. It's comfy and solid, but I wish it came with more features like adjustable armrests and shit like that. Not advocating for gaming chairs (why are those even a thing?) but finding a good chair is not easy.
630430 No.15600731
07b1e9 No.15600741
I think that market is kept alive by whales at this point
51e2f1 No.15600745
>>15598919
What kind of monster hangs a piece of wool over his monitor?
100892 No.15600752
>>15600731
>local office depot/staples
you think I didn't do that? Where do you guys get your furniture? You order them off amazon?
a2edae No.15600764
>>15600712
yeah it must have been shitty not-leather. still a better purchase than a 600$ gaming chair I know for a fact he can't afford
e43065 No.15600771
>>15600731
>150 dollar keyboard
i dont understand
630430 No.15600786
>>15600752
I know a lot of people who order furniture online while never having seen it in person, let alone having tried it out. I actually had to bully one of my friends into test driving the mazda6 he wanted before just forking over his cash like a fucking animal
>>15600764
I've never used one, so I don't know how comfortable they are, but I can't imagine they're more comfy than a decent ~$200 executive chair.
>>15600771
Quality mech keyboards are pricey.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Logitech-K120-Ergonomic-Desktop-Wired-Keyboard-USB-Black/15050908
Here you go, most popular poorfriend keyboard out there.
a2edae No.15600813
>>15600786
I swapped to a standing desk actually. Someone was just giving away a high desk for drawing plans and I re-purposed it. No need for a chair now
327d31 No.15600831
>>15600813
>desk actually
Good desks are expensive too. I want a adjustable desk with a equally adjustable chair. I am a tall guy and I kinda like the idea of an office chair that goes as high as a bar chair if needed.
630430 No.15600836
>>15600813
Very interesting, how long are you able to comfortably stand while gaming/shitposting?
6ffb4f No.15600872
>>15598886
What's that faggots expression trying to convey here anyways? He looks like someone just groped his sister.
7feafb No.15600908
>>15600872
>"These goyim are paying me 150,000 gentilebux to hold up a bag of dried catfood"
6d5cbc No.15600917
>>15598966
that gamers have small hands and no regard for what makes for a good keyboard
cc2189 No.15600924
>>15600836
>Very interesting, how long are you able to comfortably stand while gaming/shitposting?
It's something you have to get used to, but once you do, you can stand and game for hours upon hours. In the long run, it's a hell of a lot better for your circulation and posture. Sitting for hours in front of a computer/TV every day is almost as bad - if not worse- for you as smoking from a cardiovascular standpoint. Sitting for long periods also contributes to obesity and the development of diabetes.
Also, sitting for so long can give you hemorrhoids. Ask any trucker. How long until we start seeing "Professional Gamer" labeled Preparation H?
6ffb4f No.15600932
>>15600813
Speaking of standing desks. Don't forget to move your legs and talk walks whenever you sit for a long period of time. Otherwise you get bloodcloats and those transport into your lungs and so on which can literally kill you.
>>15600908
I mean, he kind of looks like he's about to give you some food. A can of whoop-ass that is.
a2edae No.15600937
>>15600836
I have a timer running. I do about a 3 to 1 standing to sitting ration. If I stay up 3 hours, I sit for 1, etc. I could probably stand all day at this point but knees start hurting after a couple hours so I sit down for a bit then get back up.
630430 No.15600963
>>15600924
>>15600937
Thanks anons.
>>15600932
>Otherwise you get bloodcloats and those transport into your lungs and so on which can literally kill you.
>rubbing one out and getting killed by a deep vein thrombosis with my cock out and a doujin on my screen
I think about that possibility daily.
7feafb No.15601003
cc2189 No.15601011
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15600963
I wouldn't worry about that. You'd be surprised how many people die with their cock in hand daily in much more embarrassing situations.
8e7fed No.15601032
>>15598926
You could have just posted the anime pic
6bfeb4 No.15601047
>>15598886
>It stretches back in the mainstream to Halo and MLG
In the mainstream, sure, but there were questionable devices and items catering to gaming being released…certainly all through the 90s and a few instances in the 80s as well.
6ffb4f No.15601072
>>15601003
Old article, but still relevant.
http://archive.fo/rer20
And even if it doesn't kill you, it's blocking veins/arteries which is bad for blood circulation. It's easy to avoid aslong as you know it and most people don't.
3cf5cd No.15601169
>>15599041
That's every faggot ever though. Living in a ski resort you realise the ones who buy the absolute top of the line shit are the worst skiers of them all. They absolutely would be better off skiing on a cheap pair than ultra-deluxe high class shit that will only be too hard for them to use.
Same shit goes for gyms and all other shit, people think they can buy skill and that they become better buy having the most expensive stuff because it will help them.
However, having shittier stuff actually will help you in the long run as you get accustomed to work around material disadvantages while acquiring skill instead of relying on the material.
Also, E-sports is gay as shit.
f7c7ae No.15601396
>razerfags
im still using the deathadder 2 years, too lazy to fix doubleclick and scroll
4e8630 No.15601439
>>15598886
>CASHEWS OF CHAOS
>NUTS OF DESTRUCTION
>SEEDS OF VICTORY
>PEANUTS OF PENANCE
3f28ba No.15601473
>>15598919
Kid must smell like axe body spray and diarrhea.
7feafb No.15601489
>>15601439
>Too early for activated almonds
>Just in time for Chad Cashews
4e68ef No.15601529
>>15600924
>work 12 hour a day office job
>go home
>sit on pc
>sleep
>repeat 4 days a week
>rest days
>spend most time on PC
>inflamation in ass area
>doctor recommends medicine
>doesn't work
>recommends different one
>doesn't work
>3 doctors later find a chick that recommends I get a different job
>Ask her why doesn't she quit her 10 years of medical education to become a clerk
>proceeds to argue about life choices and something something modern medicine
There really isn't a cure for me unless I drop everything for a completely different field of work. Vidya is a cursed hobby and so are all desk jobs.
f86f7f No.15602301
44e827 No.15602446
>>15599003
So then just buy some trail mix
225953 No.15602595
>>15601529
I spend something like 12 hours on weekdays sitting at a desk, but I always try to stretch when I can and I'm fortunate because I am so nearsighted that I cannot drive a car, which has introduced a fuckload of walking into my life. Now I enjoy it, it's very peaceful to be by yourself walking through some warehouse district trekking through different building areas and dealing with unexpected terrain.
d89081 No.15602655
Worse than that, a friend of mine fekk for the MLG pro and became a streamed, with a few dozen of viewers at best. He tried to become some sort of motivational speaker or influencer , same result. We're almost 30 fucking years old and he's repeating college for the fourth goddamn time in videogame design. The first time he did it was a glorified course in Canada, and didn't finish twice in our country. He also wants to act and look cool but he's a skinny dweeb and trying too hard, I think even his younger skinny sister could beat his ass.
d988f0 No.15602690
>>15601529
It's not like cutting back the amount of time in half would do much, depending on the chair you have you would not be able to readjust the pressure on your ass cheeks.
096094 No.15602718
>>15600752
>guys get your furniture
I find it in the woods like any ordinary person.
7d5d5d No.15602724
im the only fag i know with esports shit. i got a esports mousemat with my order from newegg. i didnt ask for it but they gave it to me anyway and i use it, so deal with it nigger.
d95305 No.15602729
I went to PAX and one of my coworkers (female) was also there with her boyfriend, he was wearing those Gunnar glasses that are basically dollar store yellow sunglasses with a $150 pricetag because they're for HARDCORE GAMERS to stare at a computer screen all day. I cucked him.
22a261 No.15602743
>>15602724
I got a mememachine alienware as a preasent once.
I riped out the ram and threw the rest away.
d95305 No.15602749
>>15602740
You're already a consumer whore for being into vidya, don't be a hypocrite too.
630430 No.15602763
>>15602729
Gunnar Glasses - For when you want to experience everything with the legendary gen 7 piss filter.
ab6545 No.15602770
>>15602729
>I cucked him.
>shit that never happened
Learn to reserve details if you're going to lie on an anonymous imageboard lad because people who go around fucking other dudes women don't tack it on the end of a sentence to sound cool
3affed No.15602775
I bought a Fatal1ty motherboard once, it wasn't a bad value either. Worked very well. It didn't do fucking anything for my performance, though, and ultimately I only bought it cause it was cheaper than everything else. Shit that was over 10 years ago I guess.
d67a5c No.15602786
>>15601529
>sit on pc
found the source of your discomfort, trying sitting on a chair instead.
942432 No.15603520
>>15602729
Hope you enjoyed his saliva in your mouth and touching his jizz with your peener
942432 No.15603525
>>15601529
Try stretching and exercising instead of videogames, fatty
000000 No.15604891
>>15602695
You can tell this guy was asspained that gamer fuel threads regularly turn into a huge wave of water posts.
>>15602729
Congratulations. You have achieved less than nothing.
a52d95 No.15604958
>>15598919
>unironic cans of Monster
>boxes of peripherals on display
Why do they do this? I must not be GAYMUR enough to understand.
I wonder how many times those bags have fallen off the top shelf and landed on his unwashed head while he was playing minecraft and then he threw a tantrum, smashed a mouse and told his mom to go fuck herself. Daily? Probably daily.
5bd840 No.15604976
>>15601169
There is good shit that's worth a buy and good shit that should only be touched by autists or completely rejected. Example: mouse with DPI that can be adjusted on the fly? Great idea. RGB GAYMER mouse with its own memory and other gay shit? Get the fuck out of here.
One thing I have mixed feelings about is mech keyboards. I have one and I love the fucker, but I also use it for work. If it was just for gaming, I don't think it would be worth it. Same goes for a lot of computer parts even. Look at all the stupid fucks getting shit like an i7-8086k and then pairing it with a GTX 1060 because they want UNLIMITED POWER. Fucking retard, if all you're doing is gaming, you don't even need an i7, let alone beasts like that. Stop buying shit you don't need.
>>15599252
"Organic" and "non-GMO" aren't even regulated terms, people just buy organisations for their certifications and put their stamps on the packaging. Also their mythical health effects are almost entirely untested and what little evidence there is points to there actually being a small nutritional deficit. "Organic" and "non-GMO" are memes.
a52d95 No.15604983
>>15599319
>shitty commentary on a celestial snapshot exchange
a52d95 No.15605003
>>15600872
I reckon he said "Like this?" and they just took the shot.
7b9ab2 No.15605016
>>15602729
>>15602763
But did he have HD glasses, to see the world in Hiogh Definition?
3ca3d6 No.15605096
knew a half wit that won a contest and he had to choose between a PS4 and a pro gaymer chair
fucker picked the chair
cda595 No.15605109
>>15599302
He still makes some money. Asrock makes Fatal1ty branded gaming motherboards.
630430 No.15605117
>>15605096
I'd have done the same. The fuck am I going to do with a bloodbornebox?
04c8f7 No.15605121
>>15598886
I knew a dude who was like this faggot >>15598919
He is bald and sad new at an age of 24.
04c8f7 No.15605131
>>15601529
Get a standing desk you nig
3ca3d6 No.15605137
>>15605117
Sell it or scrap for components.
4702e4 No.15605155
>>15601529
Like >>15605131 said, get a standing desk. Alternatively, sit on a yoga ball. It's awesome.
bacfe0 No.15605161
>>15601529
I live the exact same life style and have done so for 4 years. Nothing wrong with my ass but I also exercise and eat right. You should probably kill yourself.
6d5cbc No.15607054
>>15601529
squats & exercise
>>15605131
>>15605155
i recall standing desks having some retarded price hike because 'muh ergos'
395617 No.15611415
>>15607054
go do woodworking then, gluesniffer
d16818 No.15611511
>>15598886
I know someone who spent like 600 bucks on a weird razer controller, just to play the Portal 2 map pack that came bundled.
efcaa1 No.15611646
>>15598919
>>15604958
>t. consolefags who can't afford high tier gaming PCs and rely on their xbox
0dfcea No.15611689
>>15611646
>Razer
>High tear.
I know it's obvious bait, but here's your obligatory (you) anyway.
facdeb No.15612241
>>15601529
>>work 12 hour a day
lmao
8068e1 No.15612315
>>15601529
>play vidya in bed,
>get a good mattress.
>VR headset
I do this for 90% of my anime watching and vidya gaymin. changed my life (no more back pain) i'm in bed posting this from VR (cyberpunk as fuck right now).
f3e82b No.15612353
>>15599268
Ironically, every time you pour kibble for your dog, you’re slowly killing them because they can’t digest it. At least you can digest cereal.
a2893e No.15612467
>>15612315
how is life as one of the first beetle junkies? I assume you get up and go about for most of your day to day life, right? Right?!
2fea30 No.15616179
>>15599003
>Homemade chex mix
Mein neger. Throw some mini m&ms in there, and it's golden.
0313d1 No.15616380
>>15612315
I just a monitor right in front of my bed and a wireless mouse/keyboard. That's about it. Of course, I also have a desk for when I need to sit or something, but I mostly don't go out of bed.
71223f No.15616400
>>15598886
My IRL cousin dropped out of college to become an e-sports gamer. This was around when COD was hip and all the generic FPS rip-offs were shitting out onto console (2008-2011). As it turns out, many people also decided to become a pro-gamer and against "pro-gamers" my cousin was average at best but against "average-gamers" he could seem pro-level
now he just plays vidya all day in his parents house lol
9c740c No.15616411
>>15612353
>animals die when they swallow things they cannot digest
If this were the case you'd die whenever you ate an apple. That's not how digestion works.
630430 No.15616495
>>15616380
>>15612315
>get a standing desk and be uncomfortable and healthy
>embrace maximum comfy and die playing vidya in bed before i hit 40
Decisions decisions.
>>15616351
delete this right now
75dd01 No.15616521
>>15616411
Now I don't know about dogs, but dry kibble absolutely fucks up a cat. It's bone dry, so a cat would have to drink at least twice the weight of the dry kibble it eats daily, which is a problem because cats, adapted to savannas, have a very low sense of thirst, thus they will be chronically dehydrated. This ruins their kidneys in the long run. In nature, they get the vast majority of water they need from the food they eat.
Dry kibble is also full of carbs, which is a huge problem because a cat is an obligatory carnivore, so carbs completely overwhelm their insulin response, causing diabetes and even more kidney damage in the long run.
If you love your dog or cat, don't feed it dry kibble. You wouldn't eat fast food every day, either.
439aeb No.15616523
>>15600688
…he showed his cock to you regularly?
75dd01 No.15616526
>>15601529
>work 12 hour a day
3ddb80 No.15616527
>>15598886
>rich kid friend
>always bought the best computer parts
>got himself an expensive PC chair and a big multi-monitor mounting rig for his 3 flat panel LCD monitors that he bought before they were common and cheap
>always bragged about being able to run games on full specs
>even though he mostly just played Skyrim and LoL for hundreds of hours
>Wanted to start an e-sports team at one point
>constantly tried to rub dicks with "industry insiders" which amounted to getting business cards from PR fags at conventions
>attempted to become a streamer for a while
>gave up within a few weeks because he wasn't getting any kind of audience and had no schedule
677097 No.15616551
A philipino kid in my high school tried to become a soundcloud rapper that's essentially the same thing.
>>15616523
He meant to say "showered regularly". It's a meme that Melee players don't shower.
55d183 No.15616566
>>15602695
Imagine being this butthurt over people drinking water.
e7ef9c No.15616590
>>15601529
>working an office job
Pencil-pushing leeches get what they deserve. I bet you work in HR too, like a double leech.
32a92d No.15618874
59234e No.15619235
>>15602595
Show me your ways. I'm also nearsighted as fuck, and not being able to drive has made me feel like shit for ages. It feels like I can't do anything at all.
>>15605003
This faggot looks like Eminem's bitch. Complete tool who probably enjoy kissing corporate rimholes.
1d19df No.15619413
>>15600813
>standing desk meme
You're a retard for falling for it. No, it's not a substitute for exercising in any capacity, no it does not help your health. It's the same as standing at an assemly line – do any of the people working there look particularly healthy to you? Fuck no. Do you know what they get after spending years standing in place 8 hours a day? Varicose veins. Nearly all of them have varicose veins. Don't be such a couch potato nigger and simply exercise instead of falling for uttterly retarded normalfag-tier fads like this.
037afb No.15623799
Literally every zoomer I'm forced to interact with at work
1e72ac No.15623822
I got "gamer glasses" because my eyes feel like buzzsaws when I am doing my server shit. It kinda helps tbh. Also nice zoom.
3cfea7 No.15631303
>>15623822
Aren't they just shooting glasses anyway?
ea6c7a No.15631327
>>15623822
Same for me. But mine was an actual film on my everyday glasses. For an extra 50 I think it was worth it.
d38190 No.15631962
>>15598886
Does buying a quality mouse count as "falling for the pro-gaymer meme"?
People have been using the word "overpriced" around like they believe there's no point in spending more money for more features and that you should just stick with the gears pre-supplied in your offices. Pic related.
f546f3 No.15633891
>>15631962
Nah, having access to additional buttons for your thumb to use is just a nice thing to have in general.
ee2b98 No.15637669
>>15598919
thats some competition for the title of biggest fag
7fc4f2 No.15637677
>>15637669
The guy in this picture still browses among us.
e6cf86 No.15637697
>>15637669
Macfags are the worst. At least Razerfags are taken in by features that may or may not be bullshit. Macfags buy their products for the LACK of features.
ec4a33 No.15637701
>>15637669
this is totally what an NPC is, no identity of their own but the brands they wear and use.
0385f1 No.15637707
I only know of one faggot. He mained marth in brawl, cried about losing a single match in LoL one day, and planned to become a Pro Gamer as a career.
He also happened to be a faggot who cried like a little bitch when I beat his ass with fucking pikachu juggling his ass with nothing more than down b.
94d952 No.15637708
>>15637669
I don't know what's worse, all the mac products and the fawkes mask or his sweater
94d952 No.15637753
>>15637748
this has to be fake, who is dumb enough to buy this
0ed192 No.15637755
>>15598919
I wanted to do stuff like this when I was younger. My only goals in life were to be able to buy all kinds of stuff and have friends to play couch co-op/ multiplayer games with. But most people I knew were either complete dicks or weed smoking losers that didnt do anything but smoke weed.
It's hard to move above idle consumerism when you spend 40hours a week working an inconsistent schedule. I spend all day making this fucking money, I'm gonna spend it.
Though I'd never display empty boxes, what faggot.
b0b24e No.15637770
>>15637753
I had to look it up myself.
>it's real
53ec42 No.15637787
>>15637748
>>15637770
>drink notification system
I have to know more.
40f311 No.15637799
>>15637787
Reminds me of that Stay Dilated Hydrated Bot
2d73ef No.15637804
>>15637799
Ah shit you don't need a computer to tell you when to drink you need the very real memory of kidney stone passing pain to flash in your mind when you think "I'll get a drink in a bit".
12f855 No.15637816
>>15637799
Now an RGB dilatation set, that'd make some bucks.
34ebf3 No.15637846
>>15637799
At this point, they should come out with an IV that releases the perfect amount of electrolytes directly into your bloodstream to sharpen your "gaming senses".
8ff0c8 No.15637889
>>15637748
>a cup with system requirements and internet connectivity
7e8fd0 No.15637895
My brother. He has a razer keyboard and mouse, a "gaming" monitor and he built in some expensive CPU cooling (on my old PC which I used for 2 years of intensive gaming without any temp problems). Best part is, he doesn't even really play video games, and when he does it's casual games that are played by kids, like the now shut down Battlefield Heroes.
40f311 No.15637900
>>15637846
Courtesy of sweden.
21fabe No.15637913
>>15637799
>Optimal drinking schedule
NECK IT!
e5ebe0 No.15637932
>>15637707
I've never been so glad to have never played league of legends in my life as I am right now
8d5443 No.15637948
My cousin knows me to be very good at videogames and at one time he was really pushing me to become a professional fortnite player on twitch. lol.
4e68ef No.15637961
>>15616590
Don't you equate me to those cunts you faggot. Their department is full, while mine that does the work is severely understaffed.
They spend half their day on coffee breaks while I can't get up unless I want to miss urgent work.
Fuck you.
4867f7 No.15637962
>>15637708
>fawkes mask
I missed that first glance. Jesus.
c8d4b6 No.15638017
>>15637804
Kidney stones come as Free™ DLC with a steady diet of Gaymer Fyool™.