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236952  No.15598405

It’s sickening that zombies ruins it’s self with such offensive stereotypes! It’s 2018 video games are better than this

Holy shit. IGN used the current year arguement against call of duty!

c75e9e  No.15598411

>>15598405

>Hooktube

At least use invidious if you can't make a webm.


38422c  No.15598420

File: 62b1edd4417b228⋯.jpg (97.72 KB, 376x401, 376:401, 62b1edd4417b228b4ddea75737….jpg)

>>15598405

Could you… Post what they said?


236952  No.15598423

>>15598420

Spent half the review bitching about Japanese and German stereotypes


5ae435  No.15598431

File: a66357f1ab98a3d⋯.png (306.79 KB, 500x692, 125:173, [CURRENT STARDATE].png)

>literally uses ITS 2018, X CAN DO BETTER


38422c  No.15598438

>>15598423

What a bunch of fags, I don't play Zombies for the characters I play it because it's a good game mode


db5a66  No.15598444

>>15598420

>image

For fuck sake stop with this forced meme, it's just 'normalfag' with a different coat of paint.


38422c  No.15598460

>>15598444

I blame normalfags for ruining the NPC meme


c75e9e  No.15598472

File: 33cef835af63758⋯.png (166.35 KB, 480x360, 4:3, It's [CURRENT YEAR ( 1 now….png)

>>15598431

>>15598444

Not only that, his image is just an edit of xkcd garbage. Checking those digits as well.


236952  No.15598519

>>15598472

Is that real?


c75e9e  No.15598522

>>15598519

The screenshot? Yeah, even in the PS2 version (which was set in the future for the time).


7efcb9  No.15598527

>>15598460

the NPC meme was trash because it was a stupid misunderstanding of scientific data that people sheepishly and unimaginatively reproduced like lemmings.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18258456


38422c  No.15598550

>>15598527

Wow, almost like the NPC meme is actually real


eebaf0  No.15598554

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15598405

Next time use invido.us, hooktube doesn't work anymore.

It's the same process of embedding the link.


f96bcb  No.15598559

>>15598444

And Normalfag was just "fleshy gentiles" with another coat of paint


eebaf0  No.15598562

File: ae6abb401b9cc6f⋯.png (280.59 KB, 1265x604, 1265:604, NPC.png)

>>15598550

The NPC term has actually been thrown around long before. It's really just a synonym for 'zombie people' 'normal fags' 'casuals' 'lemmings' 'sheep' etc.

The only reason it's being thrown around today is because Twitter fags started unironically calling people Russian bots.

Add in some /x/-tier science study and 4gag has it's latest and greatest maymay. To be fair though, those blue check marks deserve to be called NPCs anyways.

polite sage


73c5ef  No.15598569

File: 3ebd0a9c518b5cb⋯.gif (4.17 MB, 504x348, 42:29, dbtk.gif)

Look at all the NPCs in this thread bitching about the NPC maymay!


650812  No.15598576

File: 04ec4f9814ac745⋯.mp4 (5.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Shamfur Dispray in CY 3.mp4)


e70ce0  No.15598579

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6ef1f9  No.15598580

>>15598562

I like to call them Redditors. I don't think you can get more conformist and mainstream than Reddit.


041389  No.15598583

>>15598569

NPC detected.


eebaf0  No.15598596

File: c7d7d405507c390⋯.webm (3.93 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, clyde_i_found_a_nigger.webm)

>>15598576

The Zombie game mode is honestly looking alright.

Wacky Humor

Killin Mobs

Grindin Guns

Looks like everything Borderlands tried to be.

To bad they had to throw away the rest of the game for NPC Royale. :^)

They're going to make a killing over B5.


879d88  No.15598662

>>15598576

Doesn't this shitty game have tranny dyke niggers as playable characters?


236952  No.15598675

>>15598569

Was that Jeff foxworthy?


7efcb9  No.15598682

>>15598550

not really

>I'm confident that inner speech is a robust phenomenon-if you use a proper method, there's little doubt about whether or not inner speech is occurring at any given moment.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/pristine-inner-experience/201110/not-everyone-conducts-inner-speech


0064b6  No.15598695

>>15598596

she wants that bwc


9cff02  No.15598721

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fucking necrophobes.


565637  No.15598737

File: e3e0b8948b34bab⋯.jpg (53.53 KB, 600x599, 600:599, DFvxJ21UAAAXKsw.jpg)

>>15598721

I miss Fitz.


73b463  No.15598758

>>15598420

epic cuckchan meme friend


cc848f  No.15598759

>>15598562

Every human follows a group or looks to be accepted, its basic fucking human behavior. We're a social animal. Its just in this group everyone is elitist about being better than everyone else, and loves to go against the grain, while trying to feel superior to others because they understand more than them. You may not like to accept it, but while trying to stay away from the normalfag social group, you are actively joining the group think of the anti of that. No matter where you go or what you think, someone has the same thought or thinks the same as you. Our brains are basic, and retarded.


8a6af1  No.15598765

>>15598411

>invidious

Fuck off with that placebo. Either post a webm or just post the text link so someone that's not a gay nigger faggot can webm it for you.

>>15598576

>admits other characters are also caricature

>literally says the german one is even more exaggerated

>character just talks like a normal nip trying to talk in english, the only "stereotypical" stuff are the dishonor and muh emperor, both of which make sense considering the time it was set in

>MUH ASIANS BEING ASIANS IS RACIST WHY ISN'T EVERYONE A REVERSE CARICATURE NIGGER IN THIS GAME


c7b8e3  No.15598776

>>15598759

Some people play Cawadooty and Battlefield and religiously buy games from companies that have well known reputations for fucking over their customers. I would normally define those people as sheep but the term NPC works as well, as someone who can see how retarded what they're doing is that makes me a PC.

>>15598765

Yea let me just post a webm of The Greatest Story Never Told all 6 hours. Using invidious is better than direct linking the youtube video and giving google more money than they would get from invidious.


2ecdf6  No.15598778

>>15598576

>later zombie modes had even cheesier b movie story and settings like actual zombie movies in the past

>what the fugg happened

epic


4d8ef5  No.15598780

>>15598444

I think the only reason it caught on was because twitter libshits and journos took major offense to the meme for some reason. I agree that it's a trash meme, though.


73b463  No.15598811

>>15598780

at some point milk and pigeons pissed them off. why shit up /v/ for their sake?


8a6af1  No.15598827

>>15598776

>oy vey, you can't webm a 6 hour series into a single file, just link directly to invidious

>you're doing it reddit! you're hurting google, goy, just ignore the money they get from selling data

I'm not sure if you're a fucking kike or actually just retard, but OP's video isn't anywhere near 6 hours, plus you can just post multiple files, you know just like how the greatest story never told is actually divided in multiple episodes.


16f940  No.15598831

>>15598405

>IGN

Aren't they pandering literal normalfags? Why would they risk this shit in their reviews?


cd590f  No.15598836

>>15598765

Not everyone has the patience to make multiple webms for one video. Some of us have ADHD with the Autism.


8a6af1  No.15598853

>>15598836

>Not everyone has the patience to make multiple webms for one video.

That's just in the hypothetical scenario that you're going to webm a whole series. OP's video would only require a single webm.

>Some of us have ADHD with the Autism.

>>or just post the text link so someone that's not a gay nigger faggot can webm it for you.


b2e6f6  No.15598870

File: ae6583a622c5cf8⋯.jpg (154.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, thingken.jpg)

>>15598776

Would you buy games from a company that continues to make games you like?


cd590f  No.15598878

>>15598853

Oh, well that's a different story. Carry on.


f0e959  No.15598884

>>15598444

>Oy vey goys stop using the NPC mean can't you see how much its upsetting the media!


69e430  No.15598953

>>15598870

Only if they don't fuck me over.

If they fuck me over but I like the games, I'll pirate.


e6c73c  No.15598975

>it's self

What the fuck


ff9525  No.15598995

>>15598405

I'm actually suprised they're complaining about whites/Asians being stereotyped.

>>15598554

Fuck off, (((Omar))).


ee5e31  No.15599010

>>15598554

>>15598405

If I watch this how angry will I be?


5d4720  No.15599018

File: cc5ac76229610c4⋯.jpg (290.23 KB, 1646x1442, 823:721, enough!.jpg)

>>15598737

fucking yogfags will pay for his death


b39cba  No.15599137

>>15598765

gimmie a guide on how to make webms nigguh

i was not aware that invidious gave jewgle money. source or explanation?


c87237  No.15599149

>>15599010

It's so generic you'll be more pissed you wasted 5 minutes of your life than you will be at anything this chode actually says. It's an attempt to stir up false controversy to push more views and a very poor attempt at that.


b41c7d  No.15599158

>>15598765

>15598765

>Says it's placebo

>Doesn't provide the reason why

Shiggy


8a6af1  No.15599164

File: 96e5bd1624ccb3e⋯.png (1.14 MB, 2400x3420, 40:57, 96e5bd1624ccb3e7b09cc0c7f1….png)

>>15599137

No source but you can see it yourself if you have any adblock-like software, the thumbnail is straight from youtube.

What that does is give google direct access to your computer, which they use in the form of cookies or taking note of your IP. What it allows them to do is track you trough various sites with links to google, such as this thread because of the thumbnail, and make a sort of profile on you, which they use both for their own targeted ads (e.g. "people on this site like anime shirts, show him an anime shirt ad") and to sell your data to others, for whatever use they may have. This may or may not include government agencies, though it most likely does.

Also, webms are pretty easy. Either just use webm for retards or download ffmpeg, put the bin folder on windows path (google how to do that) and then do something like

ffmpeg -i inputfile.format -b:v videobitrate -b:a audiobitrate outputfile.format

You should use vp9 and opus, but the last versions already do that automatically.

I usually do something like

ffmpeg -i a.mp4 -b:v 100k -b:a 15k out.webm

-b:v is the video bitrate, the higher the number the higher the quality, but also the size, -b:a is the same except for audio.

If the audio sounds like shit try doing it again with a higher bitrate, if the video looks like shit and there are gray blocks all over it, raise the video bitrate. There are also other commands like

ffmpeg -i inputfile.format -r 12 -vf scale=320:-1 outputfile.format

-r is framerate, depending on what it is 12 is watchable.

-vf scale=X:Y is the size of the video, any number goes. If you put Y as -1, like I did in the example, it'll automatically scale it down to the necessary size.

Also, pic related.

pls work

>>15599158

See this post.


c980d0  No.15599165

>>15599018

Anon where do you get all of these Mileena pictures


b6de08  No.15599167

>>15598765

or just download the MP4 from invidious and post that instead, usually less than 16mb


49d674  No.15599172

>>15598423

It's gotten to the point where young people are so detached and brainwashed that they can't believe people would actually behave in the way they did in whatever WW2 documentary they watched. They can't believe British officers intentionally stood up and ignored cover because it increased morale. They can't believe bonzai charges actually happened.


b41c7d  No.15599175

>>15599164

>>15599160

Thanks, now I understand


8a6af1  No.15599181

File: 94c16963ef04aa2⋯.png (27.2 KB, 1062x524, 531:262, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15599164

Also, it's straight from their thumbnail server called ytimg (youtube image ) before any of you retard fags go screeching about it.


4e18b8  No.15599195

File: 4998f4780df7d0d⋯.png (482.67 KB, 637x510, 637:510, umad.png)

>>15599177

>muh 4chan

fuck off back to reddit, you tool


b23501  No.15599196

>>15598405

I'm not watching this. What the fuck are they whining about now?


ed726d  No.15599227

>>15598853

I'm not going to webbum trash for no reason and put it on my computer. You want to whinge about it do it yourself, faggot.


cb5c63  No.15599239

>>15599227

Then just post YouTube videos you half nigger.


51bbbc  No.15599243

>>15598562

but anon they literally are zombies they caught the big gay


ed726d  No.15599251

File: ec91aec69899d6a⋯.png (137.21 KB, 621x342, 69:38, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15598780

>for some reason

They have difficulty even conceptualizing the notion of self, yet think they're special snowflakes. Yeah, really makes you think.


ed726d  No.15599253

>>15599239

No, I'll use invidious and you can go fuck yourself if you want to invite jewgle tracking data to the board.


8524fc  No.15599254

>>15599196

The nip character having a nip accent basically.


b66ee5  No.15599258

>>15598562

I think the reason it's being thrown around so much now is because it turned into another "thing I like: good, thing you like: bad" meme. It's creatively bankrupt.


6f35ed  No.15599264

File: 5c97a54edb927a7⋯.jpg (46.09 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 5c97a54edb927a73f42e254c6e….jpg)

>>15598759

>You may not like to accept it, but while trying to stay away from the normalfag social group, you are actively joining the group think of the anti of that. No matter where you go or what you think, someone has the same thought or thinks the same as you. Our brains are basic, and retarded

This is true, but there are people who reject social trends in various capacities, all the way to hermits that live totally on their own. Having an opinion does not automatically make you a part of a group. The key thing about any proper group is that it is defined by a social contract. Sometimes they are explicit, sometimes implicit. The point at which you stop being an individual and start being a conformist is when you sacrifice your own beliefs or well-being for the sake of conformity with the group and maintaining the social contract. The easiest way to see it in action is American politics because the Republican and Democratic parties have totally disparate and nonsense platforms. Republicans want to lower taxes but they typically also want to throw more people in prison. Democrats portray themselves as the humanist party and then celebrate every time a woman murders her unborn child. It's an idiotic stew of contradictions and you would have to be a true conformist to perform the mental gymnastics to adhere to the complete political platform (the social contract) of either of these parties.


240391  No.15599335

>>15599251

Just think there's millions of these people surrounding you. You see them walking on the streets, not realizing they're not even humans.


240391  No.15599343

File: 45d193ebe046d4c⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 480x312, 20:13, videoplayback.webm)


b242cc  No.15599355

Good ign is right


bb52ec  No.15599362

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

only took six years


8dc340  No.15599389

File: dc95692f3b45967⋯.png (12.56 KB, 599x187, 599:187, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15598411

>>15598765

>people still think youtube alternatives don't count as monetized views

HAAAH WAAAW


240391  No.15599422

>>15599389

Source.


236952  No.15599431

File: ceb238945890a16⋯.jpeg (93.16 KB, 1080x741, 360:247, 681EE14A-C896-411E-ADE8-3….jpeg)

>>15599251

>>15599264

How soon until Goblin becomes the next soyboy or NPC?


8dc340  No.15599446

File: c91f0cb8c52c94b⋯.png (80.37 KB, 646x560, 323:280, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15599422

what do you think is the source retard


240391  No.15599453

>>15599446

Guess we're gonna have to ban all links now.


236952  No.15599484

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15599461

>They're basically fantasy soyboys.

>Soyboys = goblins

>Male feminists = rapists

>can’t fight unless they form a mob

It all makes sense now!


579773  No.15599498

the only thing i truly have to say is bad about the game is the spawning system in the multiplayer maps holy shit kill a person person whole enemy team spawns behinds you.


6d3399  No.15599500

>>15599461

They are basically jews like the triggered SJWeeb implied.


5666ef  No.15599506

>>15599431

>>15599431

You laugh now but consumerism has its roots in some heavy shit.


6d3399  No.15599510

>>15599498

Welcome to Call of Duty, where spawn placement is random, shit, and constantly shifting due to the pathetic size of the maps and low TTK. Now with Battle Royale!


959ae8  No.15599519

>everyone who isn't an enlightened atheist like me is a dumb christfag

>everyone who isn't a jaded social outcast like me is a chad or stacy

>everyone who isn't an informed individual who has seen the light like me is a sheep

>everyone who isn't a redpilled conservative like me is a pozzed leftard

>everyone who isn't born of high blood like me is a lowly peasant

>everyone who isn't an understanding spacenoid like me is held down by gravity

>everyone who isn't me is an NPC

Just another sollipsist meme from the factory line.


32a335  No.15599528

>>15599519

>everyone who isn't me is a goy

ftfy


7049ea  No.15599537

>>15599524

>NPC started here

So? It was always a shit meme, just because it came from here doesn't change that.


0b2981  No.15599542

File: 717b60eeebf6a93⋯.png (409.81 KB, 500x712, 125:178, memes.png)

>guys check out the epic wojack and pepe edit of month


a92b35  No.15599547

>>15599164

>No source

This'll be good.

>What that does is give google direct access to your computer, which they use in the form of cookies or taking note of your IP. What it allows them to do is track you trough various sites with links to google, such as this thread because of the thumbnail, and make a sort of profile on you, which they use both for their own targeted ads (e.g. "people on this site like anime shirts, show him an anime shirt ad") and to sell your data to others, for whatever use they may have. This may or may not include government agencies, though it most likely does.

I don't think you have any idea how computers work.

>>15599175

He's a retard, don't listen to him.


8f69a8  No.15599557

File: 97e00e356eec4e3⋯.png (240.28 KB, 400x745, 80:149, 97e00e356eec4e3b70e11ab6b8….png)

>>15599542

>waaa I don't think it's funny

Besides, this one works because wojack is soulless and npc's have no soul. It's a perfect match.


0b2981  No.15599569

>>15599557

it perfectly sums up the ones posting it, sure


236952  No.15599591

>>15599574

I can’t see why /leftypol/ soy goblins are moving to /tv/.


7cd6ea  No.15599594

File: 8a83e24967e981d⋯.png (189.62 KB, 281x320, 281:320, gee.png)

>>15599557

>wojack is soulless

Then how does he feel?


0b2981  No.15599599

>>15599584

you might as well just only post in wojack edits since theres been like 90 in the past 7 months


a7fb19  No.15599601

>>15599584

It isn't capable of being mad at you on its own agency. It's only mad because the leftist soyboys on twatter are mad and calling it "dehumanizing." But y'know, anyone who disagrees with them is an inhuman Nazi monster


aaf8a0  No.15599605

File: 98657de65b87d75⋯.png (295.57 KB, 498x692, 249:346, 1512527625.png)

>>15599574

Nah it's just cancer that cuckchan made just like the soyjacks or brainlet wojacks.

>>15599584

>look at me I'm cancer and no one can stop me


176627  No.15599637

>>15599453

No we just have to stop falling for the “not posting X” meme

Either webm or just drop the link


4c500b  No.15599638

>>15599634

The NPC meme began on 8/x/ if I'm right but the Wojak face was always a cuckchan staple. Fuck off.


240391  No.15599640

>>15599634

I thought NPC is a decade old term from /b/.


83f84e  No.15599643

File: da17389bcbfef21⋯.png (479.98 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1424074744678.png)

File: 598f55bfbf7a361⋯.png (144.37 KB, 353x480, 353:480, HEAD CHECK.png)

File: 1ca5c4c512cb6f5⋯.png (46.34 KB, 234x255, 78:85, LEVELUP.png)

File: 9751f056981c519⋯.png (57.39 KB, 215x204, 215:204, 1422067929426.png)

File: 4d5ae2cbfb7e68b⋯.png (473.04 KB, 578x691, 578:691, 1428533346521-1.png)

>>15599524

NPC only exists because it was given oxygen by halfchan. If we're ever going to go back to 2014, we need to start defining our own culture again rather than letting outside forces do it for us. Uncommon Time, Mania, and for better or worse, Mark, are not enough.


7cd6ea  No.15599675

File: ed9423f4b06d9bf⋯.jpg (37.62 KB, 600x450, 4:3, hey.jpg)

>>15599657

Let's just make pictures of our memes beating up 4chan's memes like all the pictures of red anon beating up green anon.


176627  No.15599683

>>15599641

Yeah, if you ever go on /co/ you will see how this mentality killed any post ever possible to do. They hate storytime unless is an approved comicwhen old /co/ used to storytime any kind of shit they could, pretend QTDDTOT are cuckchantemplate, post only about politics and behave like /tv/ overall, this is what happen when the mentality is “everything I don’t like is X meme of the month” and mods couldn’t care less


aaf8a0  No.15599686

File: 745db094c4eba36⋯.png (70.81 KB, 580x580, 1:1, 1451330256200-2.png)

>>15599643

Don't forget backpack cucks.

>>15599673

Better than another dead wojack because then there would at least be some creativity and originality put into it other than just

>lmao it's wojack but different totally new meme

Just go back if you like it so much, isn't it better being with cancer such as yourself?


0b2981  No.15599688

>>15599673

>f-fucking fullchan, why do they have standards here, on /v/ of boards?


7cd6ea  No.15599728

>>15599707

You can gain souls automatically by wearing a pair of boots.


83f84e  No.15599774

File: 40616b4a0567f20⋯.jpg (229.5 KB, 1190x906, 595:453, Whatyoujustsaid.jpg)

>>15599657

>implying anons ever thought Red Anon was 100% original

>implying that Wojak, literally the second most normalfag meme that gets a new edit every month, can somehow even equate to Red Anon

Anons migrated here because they wanted to continue the spirit that once belonged to 4chan rather than coping with the cancer that is halfchan.


0b2981  No.15599781

File: 4931707c1954a5e⋯.webm (9.9 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Shoe Souls.webm)

>>15599728

>shoe souls

>>15599743

theres nothing original or creative about recycling wojack for the 20th time. its perhaps the least original one to come out since its just taking another idea thats been around for ages and trying to put a face to it


8524fc  No.15599784

>Cuckchan trying to supplant 'normalfag' with another term they hijacked because 'normalfag' is too offensive for them but 'normalfag' has been co-opt by Reddit/social media

>Turn 'NPC' into yet another Wojack flavor, showing off the ultimate irony in calling others souless automatons while they're mindlessly rehashing a decade old meme for the dozenth time this year

At least the asspain from leftists is entertaining.


7cd6ea  No.15599793

File: a5d223845598689⋯.jpg (15.07 KB, 300x324, 25:27, Napoléon se morfondant dan….jpg)

>>15599784

It's not even like there's anything wrong with being an NPC to begin with. It's a quiet life.


214285  No.15599796

File: 3633aa76f8295fe⋯.gif (241.35 KB, 500x385, 100:77, barf.gif)

>>15599634

The theory originated here. The popular grey wojak interpretation thereof originated recently on halfchan where it spread like a wildfire because of course everybody latched onto the newest meme in order to fit in and be cool, and was ran into the ground to become yet another "me smart u dum" meme like listed here >>15599519. Ironically, the flaring popularity of the meme should be an apparent example of a lack of individualism and a free mind, which everyone overlooks for some reason.

What you constantly seem to fail to get or choose to not get in order to justify yourself is that fundamentally most people here don't even disagree with the notion of NPCs or people behaving like bots, it's only the fact that it the meme only gained serious traction on fucking halfchan what turns everybody off. Nobody here wants to absorb any halfchan memes because they do not want this place to appear to welcome any halfchan users, who'd ruin this place with their low-effort template thread consolewarring shitposting antics (even further than this place already has to deal with).


6d3399  No.15599798

>>15599692

In order to think critically one has to be able to think at all. Idiot.

>>15599743

>>15599744

>>15599762

>>15599763

>be on elitist board that unironically supports elittism

>call people normalfags and hate them for being braindead mainstream idiots

>but NPC is too hard to swallow despite being along the same concept and normalfag and lemming

This is how I know the people screeching over it are NPCs and shills. I know /v/ is full of blue pilled faggots now, but William Luther Pierce talked about lemmings years ago in his broadcasts. A normalfag is a lemming essentially, a foreigner to our culture as well. Yet "NPC" is "stupid spamming shitposting" for some fucking reason despite meaning the same thing and describing the very people you supposedly hate as an Anon here.

Yet here you are, kvetching at a million miles per hour.

>>15599781

>there is nothing creative about recycling wojack memes

Agreed, lets make a new one for NPCs from Anons on this site. /v/ has made some great fucking memes here over the short lifespan, it doesn't have to stop.


0b2981  No.15599799

>>15599789

>They only say and do things that they have been programmed to say

>You're taking the side of SJWs

i know youre immune to sensing irony


8524fc  No.15599805

>>15599793

Well it wouldn't be surprising that the adult children that drink down pop media would find the prospect of having no agency liberating.


22032d  No.15599811

>>15599634

Most of these fags sperging out are electioncucks that came here from reddit and constantly scream and shout in every thread they can to try and fit in.

This shit was even worse on /pol/ with MUH SHARIABLUE bullshit.


212281  No.15599817

File: 1392cc9e0f2dd50⋯.jpg (669.64 KB, 970x1570, 97:157, 5c1955da172471c4dddc39f385….jpg)

>>15599251

I always was of the opinion that the more someone tries to deliberately set themselves apart from others with loud fashion choices and interests the more shallow they really are.

>>15599584

The NPC meme is trashy because it's low-effort Wojak edits, but it's not incorrect.

>>15599548

>that reddit post

It really puts you into the skin of a normalfag.

The Jews believe the Gentiles to be soulless. I guess they weren't completely wrong.


22032d  No.15599829

>>15599822

>Fuck off kike.

You mean like your board owner?


6d3399  No.15599830

>>15599796

Individualism is stupid garbage and doesn't mean what you think it does. Being independent is not being a self-centered asshat spewing lolberg memes like "muh individualism"

>>15599796

Honestly this is a good thing though, useful idiots spreading an easily digestible meme. Why do you think we make stupid image macros instead of a long detailed thesis? Most people are too fucking stupid to understand it, even many of those who can think.

>>15599805

I hate that these people are our responsibility too, but if most people weren't lemmings we could not have a civilized society. It just means we have to work harder.

>>15599810

>lemmings are a thing

>but a synonym experession for lemming isn't

>trying to understand the lemming phenomenon is being a special snowflake

Fuck off retard. You are trying to hard to fit in by blaming the home you probably migrated from a year ago.

>>15599822

>implying he's wrong

Electionfag detected.


0b2981  No.15599831

>>15599798

>>15599803

normalfags are a disappointing truth of life and the term doesnt need to be changed just for the sake of making a meme and staying trendy.

how about next time anons start something as amusing and unique as the headless men meme you put half the effort into defending it as you did with this?

you wont.


c805e4  No.15599845

File: 301db28e87b6f40⋯.gif (911.28 KB, 450x252, 25:14, 1457511456183.gif)

>>15599834

>complains about cuckchan while posting cuckchan b8


6d3399  No.15599861

File: ed61c142e63086f⋯.jpg (36.36 KB, 574x385, 82:55, cats laughing at communism.jpg)

>>15599831

>headless man meme

Filtered for nigger-tier reading comprehension.

>>15599834

Yeah and pretentious faggots also use triggered, SJW, and many other buzzwords incorrectly like the masses are liable to do these days. Just like election newfags call people kikes on /pol/ for not liking Donald Trump, just like centrist 2nd waver feminist centrists spam "hurr triggered" and "you're just like sjws", just like people trying too hard to fit in call anyone a normalfag and a large concoction of buzzwords, and finally just like cuckchanners who call everyone that too fit in. A misuse of something doesn't mean it's not a valid concept, just like cuckoldry doesn't magically become unimportant because it's used wrong.

That image is also cuckchan bait like c805e3 said.

>>15599847

Wow you sure showed him!


a870ef  No.15599875

Accidentally hit post

>>15599842

I've known fish with more self awareness than you. It only "caught on" because of all the crossposting scum making their ebin screenshots to post on r_StD and cuckchan. I don't care about the concept, but when you constantly harp on and on and on and on and on while posting your ebin wojak of the day, it starts feeling FORCED. Keyword here: forced. Nobody likes things when they are forced and cuckchan doesn't understand this and apparently neither do their rapefugees who come here.


6d3399  No.15599887

>>15599860

No faggot, it's bait. The interrogative anime girls folder meme was originally posted by anons here taking screencaps of their collection folders. That picture is nothing but retarded cuckchan bait. Up your concern troll game a little more please, this is pathetic.


b2e6f6  No.15599899

>>15599548

>voicing my thoughts changed the way I think and now I look back and recoil in horror when I remember I didn't talk to myself when I thought about something

I wonder why do they think it's a blessing when this shit may evolve into an inner audio player that starts playing music every time there's finally some silence.


a870ef  No.15599919

>>15599895

I only call out cuckchan shit when it's obvious it's cuckchan shit. Other times I would call you a faggot. But then you had to post wojak cancer. Which can be found fucking everywhere on the internet. Anons who call them the new ragefaces are right.

>mindless conformity

And using wojak as a template isn't mindless nor conformity? Is this the prophesied 9th layer of irony? Is this what post modern, post ironic humor has led to? Using unoriginal memes unironically to ironically unironically call people mindless? It's like a Hitchcock short with the amount of steeped irony we're dealing with here.


212281  No.15599943

File: 77f73c9530c08fb⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1060x1500, 53:75, 3b1eb1af8eaae39f031cda54a6….jpg)

>>15599899

There's this hobby place that I go to a couple of times every week and one of the guys there is mentally handicapped (supposedly from drug abuse) and he always listens to this radio station that plays nothing but "greatest hits," meaning the trance-inducing pop music.

At first I just used to put up with that awful music and not wanting argue with a 30-something drooling man, but after like a week when I found myself alone that awful music would just continue playing in my head and I could not think at all.

Now I just bring earplugs with me.

That was a terrifying experience and makes me wonder if any of these people will be able to use the "gift" that they have now at all.


7cd6ea  No.15599948

File: bf30fafe6925c27⋯.jpg (54.82 KB, 341x599, 341:599, lol i dunno.jpg)

>>15599936

>codemonkey

Wasn't it Hotwheels?


7a00e2  No.15599955

File: 52f9497bff22396⋯.png (133.46 KB, 621x342, 69:38, 52f9497bff223966746feb3f2d….png)

File: 0bf2dfba32436fd⋯.png (624.68 KB, 931x486, 931:486, 6709dd097f526dee0c43dd5195….png)

>>15598444

They take pride in "normalfag", NPC pisses them off, and that's because it cuts deep.


214285  No.15599961

>>15599830

>Being independent is not being a self-centered asshat spewing lolberg memes like "muh individualism"

Does independence entail jumping onto the latest tribalist meme train and making fun of others for having no independence?

>>15599842

>So you hate it because it's popular

Yes.

>even though it's cracking the conditioning of SJW leftist nonsense

I'm not obligated to be drafted up to defend anything that makes SJWs butthurt, just as Hatred is still not a good game despite all the butthurt it generated. The fuck do you think I am? Your fellow faction member?

In fact I do enjoy the SJW butthurt resulting from this meme, but I do not believe this board needs any more ties to halfchan, in order to avoid risking the creation of another r/the_donald and the inevitable cancerous co-option of this meme when the higher strata of the internet decide to really take this meme for an epic spin. Don't just go assuming everyone here must be your ally because most people here hate SJWs. /v/ being more accepting of this meme would only be a net loss for us.

It's where the meme comes from that's the problem.

The essence of this I have already told you twice now, and has already been told several times throughout this thread, but for some reason you keep defaulting back to finding reasons to call others NPCs in order to justify your own worldview; where you have safely cushioned yourself with the notion that everyone who disagrees with you must do so because they're butthurt for being called out or for some other reasons.

Thankfully you only called me a contrarian hipster, so I'm safe.

>>15599895

>You don't find

I don't care about your whataboutisms. Argue your own standpoint based on its own merits or stop wasting my time any further.


8fc7ef  No.15599967

>>15598444

Yeah but it's clearer. Normalfag has had its meaning drift over time from meaning "faggots treating the internet like real life."


6d3399  No.15599975

>>15599943

>he can't drown out the shitty music with his own thoughts to distract him

Sucks Anon, I work in customer service and I hate the shit they play over the speakers.

>>15599961

>accepting a well known fact around these parts is bandwagoning

>muh tribalism

Yep, lolberg centrist faggot detected.


b23501  No.15599989

>>15599254

Jesus christ.


8a6af1  No.15600010

>>15599253

Which part of "Invidious use google thumbnails allowing google to track you just the same" don't you retards understand?

>>15599547

>requiring source

>for something you can literally see yourself

>I don't think you have any idea how computers work.

I see your superior intellect allows you to win arguments with ad hominem, I'm sorry I'm not that advanced yet. Care to explain to us poor logic-constricted fellow how people suddenly get ads related to something they searched after using google services?

>inb4 muh tinfoil that literally doesn't happen


ec744d  No.15600014

>>15599975

Yep, NPC detected.


cd2299  No.15600034

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

The Call of Duty Zombies story is my guilty pleasure, it's such a convoluted mess of alternate timelines, alternate realities, cycles of death and rebirth, godlike ancient creatures, purgatory, souls, ghosts, and the like.

I could sit here and try and explain the whole story, if asked, just mind you it'd take me a shitload of posts to do.


6d3399  No.15600036

>>15600034

>zombies gets the kingdom hearts & resident evil treatment

Do it, harness your autism Anon.


cd2299  No.15600044

>>15600036

Holy shit, okay, give me a couple minutes, I gotta draw a diagram first.


0766e2  No.15600048

>>15600034

id rather read posts about cod than the latest psyop


a5c8e2  No.15600050

File: dea4649ab41823b⋯.jpg (6.89 KB, 240x311, 240:311, 1330563704879.jpg)

>>15600044

Oh fuck, I can't believe we're on the same page. I fucking love the insane loreautism of Zombies.


5155e2  No.15600053

>>15600034

give us the run down daddy-o


212281  No.15600057

File: 45c503c31e3ccde⋯.jpg (66.05 KB, 362x298, 181:149, 1438538810506.jpg)

>>15600034

Why would a CoD zombie series have a story?

Do it, I guess.


8d9985  No.15600059

>>15599164

>>15599137

Always use two-pass encoding, too. On windows, make .bat file with this, then run it in the command line (cmd.exe).


ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -filter_complex "scale=-1:400" -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 391k -pass 1 -c:a libopus -b:a 128k -f webm NUL && ^
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -filter_complex "scale=-1:400" -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 391k -pass 2 -c:a libopus -b:a 128k output.webm

-filter_complex "scale=-1:400" does the same thing as -vf scale=X:Y


9d4d60  No.15600060

>>15600034

Gimme the KH-style diagram please.


6d3399  No.15600078

File: 1d44208494835a3⋯.jpg (35.71 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1d44208494835a3f723e4711b7….jpg)

>>15600044

Checked.


cd2299  No.15600079

File: e0844d74e07ab0d⋯.png (7.93 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 1.png)

In the beginning, there was The Aether a higher dimension than the 3rd dimension that we live in. It is what we pass through when we pass between universes. Within the Aether the Keepers reside, among them several are corrupted by the darkness from a reality opposite to the Aether, they become known as the Apothicons. Both the Keepers and the Apothicons believe in the existence of a paradise known as Agartha, however, it is Earth which serves as a gateway to it, and the Apothicons, looking to make it into earth, need humanity to be corrupted so a portal is open and they can cross through, that's why they send a meteroite known as element 115 into earth, which one day will corrupt humanity to its core. Around the 1200s, a great war breaks out between the humans and the Apothicons, humanity wins, but the events are soon forgotten, leading for element 115 to be then later rediscovered in the 1930s by the Nazis.


5155e2  No.15600099

File: 0e46e34e1ee0dfc⋯.jpg (22.42 KB, 245x266, 35:38, 14356.jpg)

>>15600079

Interdasting, please go on…


cd2299  No.15600110

File: b5223355e317d97⋯.png (8.16 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 2.png)

>>15600079

A German scientist by the name of Maxis forms group 935, in order to study element 115, among the team in charge of the project, there's a Scientist known as Richthofen, who is secretly working for the Illuminati. Later down the line, the Japanese Imperial Army discovers more Element 115 in a swamp in Japanese territory, they build their own version of group 935, called Division 9 in a facility, called the Rising Sun facility, at the same time, the Americans do the same thing, when they find some element 115 at Groom Lake. I'm sorry, but these little details are very important, specially late on, you gotta keep these things in mind when we get to the alternate timelines


214285  No.15600116

>>15599975

>>accepting a well known fact around these parts is bandwagoning

>>muh tribalism

No, agreeing with it and meming with it aren't mutually inclusive. What it's evidently about to many is the drive of being part of the newest spicy meme that entails the tribalism aspect, it's about the memories of having been there and being part of it, it's the natural instinct of going on the hunt. It's not about the actual content of the meme itself, which could be anything so long as it's another variant of "they dumb".

Eventually the ride peters out, only to start again the next year with a new face, right after everyone's forgotten about it.

>>15599991

>So people who are independent do not have the choice to jump on to the latest tribalist meme train

If you honestly want to argue in favor of thinking for yourself instead of being an NPC, then you probably shouldn't do so by riding the hottest new meme people are gravitating towards just because it's popular. At least you won't look as silly.

I'm telling you this because I already know how this meme is going to end. In fact I've already seen it happen countless of times with other memes. In their drive to assert their own status as a playable character, people are going to abuse this meme by trying really hard to find NPC-like qualities in others, to the point where said qualities become completely arbitrary and random as the meme itself loses any meaning once it's reduced to its basest form, where everyone can see it for being just another form of "X is anything I don't like". This process is only going to get sped up the more people get infected by the meme, especially when said people are "useful idiots" (perhaps better called "useful NPCs"). You're not calling me a gaiafag, so I assume you at least have a strong enough sense of self-preservation to jump ship when shit's clearly beyond repair.

At least when /pol/ cooked up some dumb meme to redpill the masses with they unashamedly did for their master plan, but more importantly they didn't try to get high off their own supply. Well, most of the time. You try to spread that shit everywhere including your home base, the denizens of the higher strata will start to think you're their /ourguys/, and you'll just have to deal with the ensuing influx of outsiders.

>That seems like really silly and idiotic logic

Yet it applies because nothing but silly and idiotic memes come from there. If cuckchan ends up being ground zero for some completely new revolutionary groundbreaking political/artistical/scientific/etc. movements or concepts, I'll eat my own balls. But I have a hunch that I'll be long dead before that happens.

polite sage since I want to see where this lore autism leads to


de5d2f  No.15600119

File: dacae6f2cc18513⋯.png (24.76 KB, 128x128, 1:1, dacae6f2cc185136a4b3b81144….png)

>>15600079

>the beggining

I'm in love already.


a870ef  No.15600128

>>15600106

I watched it out of sheer curiosity and the guy was really complaining about how Takeo is "outdated and racist" because it's the modern day. But drunk Russian, insane German and bullheaded American are fine.


819b76  No.15600138

>>15599955

How do you even read without the words immediately sounding in your head? I can't imagine reading words and only getting some vague emotional feelings from them.


cd2299  No.15600141

File: c7111897dda642f⋯.png (9.66 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 3.png)

>>15600110

Maxis and Richtofen begin teleportation experiments with the Matter Transference Prototype, while it manages to transfer all kinds of materials including people, the men that volunteer to be transported become catatonic for unknown reasons. Eventually however, by using element 115 on one of the test subjects, said subject is revived, but becomes a zombie, the test subject is soon euthanized. Later down the line. Eventually, Maxis grows disillusioned by the outcome of these experiments, but Richthofen continues them behind Maxis' back. Then years later, Richthofen, confident of his experiments volunteers himself to be transported, he ends up in the Moon, where he encounters an Aether pyramid hidden by the Apothicons, he's then corrupted by the power of the Apothicons, and begins to hear the voice of an entity known as the "Shadowman" who teleports him to Shangri-La, where he eventually returns to Germany, fully corrupted and obsessed with finding Agartha.


6d3399  No.15600145

>>15600116

Right, like people "forgot" about SJWs, cucks, and pepe. The latter being totally ruined by cuckchan and kekistanis coopting kek.

>muh hottest meme

Nigger it was born HERE ON THIS FUCKING SITE! We use it because it is ours! Imagine applying this logic to anime smugs!


b2e6f6  No.15600168

File: 939df535be2d63f⋯.jpg (648.52 KB, 3864x2217, 1288:739, checkereena.jpg)

>>15600099 (checked)

>>15600138

As far as I remember there are speed-reading techniques that recommend to stop pronouncing words out loud/in your head so you're not distracting and slowing yourself down when reading.


212281  No.15600178

File: 84becfc34f4ac0c⋯.jpg (127.48 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 84becfc34f4ac0c7b86b0b7bdb….jpg)

>>15600141

What the fuck is with this JRPG-tier plot.


cd2299  No.15600184

File: 42fc88806e2266b⋯.png (9.83 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 4.png)

>>15600141

I'm gonna be cutting a lot of fat here. Group 935 grows in size, thanks to the new findings by Richtofen, the Japanese hand over the Rising Sun Facility to Group 935, working alongside Division 9. All the while Richtofen has been working alongside the German goverment to build a base on the moon around the Pyramid he found, Maxis remains oblivious to any of this, the base is finally built and called Griffin base. Richtofen and Maxis proceed with their teleporting experiments, they use Maxis' daughter's dog, Fluffy, who is pregnant with puppies, the test fails and Fluffy is changed into a demonic creature, Maxis' daughter Samantha chases after Fluffy into the teleporter, Maxis does as well, Richtofen takes the chance and locks them all in there, and teleports them, Samantha is teleported into the moon, where she meets with the Pyramid, there she becomes one with the pyramid, making her thirsty for revenge against Richtophen, now she has the power to send and control zombies. Maxis is sent to a place known as "the crazy place" where he learns to merge electricity. Richtophen, having learned that Samantha is in the Pyramid, has Maxis teleported into the moon, to try and coax Samantha out of leaving the pyramid, but Maxis, mad with rage, tells Samantha, to kill them all, killing himself in the process, and using his newly acquired powers, to merge himself with the equipment in the base.


214285  No.15600185

>>15600145

>Nigger it was born HERE ON THIS FUCKING SITE! We use it because it is ours! Imagine applying this logic to anime smugs!

Let me repeat myself again:

>>15599796

<The theory originated here. The popular grey wojak interpretation thereof originated recently on halfchan where it spread like a wildfire because of course everybody latched onto the newest meme in order to fit in and be cool, and was ran into the ground to become yet another "me smart u dum" meme


edd95b  No.15600187

>>15600178

What else did you expect?


a5c8e2  No.15600190

>>15600178

It's more coherent than Nomura's in(s)ane bullshit, I'll tell you that much.


cd2299  No.15600212

File: 3b2abc6b2350c75⋯.png (10.28 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 5.png)

>>15600184

Richtophen, having escaped the Moon base, now taken over by Maxis and Samantha, recruits previous test subjects (Takeo, Dempsey and Nikolai) of the element 115 who due to the element itself, have lost most of their memories and therefore have no problems siding with Richtophen, who is constantly sent zombies in his way by Samantha. We will call this group of Survivors "Ultimis" it will make sense why much later. Trust me. This shit has gotten crazy yet. Ultimis makes it to the rising sun facility, where a OSS agent called Peter McCain had been sent to, but died. There, they recover Richtofen's diary, and learn how to defeat Samantha, after that, they return to Der Riese in Germany, where they decide to use the teleporter there, to make it to the moon, however, due to an overload of the machine, they're sent into the future.


edd95b  No.15600229

>>15600212

>they're sent into the future.

Of course they are. You can't have an absolute clusterfuck of a story without having fucking time travel eventually. It's like a rule.


b62060  No.15600231

>>15599638

>Cuckchan staple

>Was on cuckchan before 8chan was a thing

>8chan is almost exclusively cuckchan refugees

Hmmm.


8a6af1  No.15600232

>>15600212

This actually sounds fun.

Is it all cutscene infodump lore or dark souls tier scenery/manual text?


cd2299  No.15600252

File: 8e763486435d6bc⋯.png (14.91 KB, 763x674, 763:674, 6.png)

>>15600212

After Ultimis are sent into the future, Group 935 is disbanded, Pentagon decide to continue their work by hiring a chunk of the 935 staff, the soviets, having found richtophen's diary at Der Riese since Richtofen dropped it before being sent through time, decide to create their own version of the 935 called Ascension. Eventually, 2 scientists known as Gersh and Yuri are hired by Ascension and begin working for the soviets. Later own, Ultimis land in Shangri-la in 1956, where 2 explorers known as Brock and Gary died during an eclipse, and are now trapped in a time loop, where they're forced to relive their deaths, Brock and Gary were trying to get their hands on the focusing stone, a magical item that Richtofen needs in order to stop Samantha. Ultimis get their hand on the rock with the help of Brock and Gary who sadly are still trapped in the cycle.

>>15600232

No, you gotta play each map, and find out the tiny bits and pieces of story yourself, some maps have cutscenes that explain some of the plot, but need to be triggered through a series of easter eggs.


a870ef  No.15600256

>>15600232

The later, surprisingly. You can completely ignore the "story" part of it in favor of gameplay but a lot of this stuff comes from people combing over the load screens, maps and character bios. It's a general connect-the-dots type situation where for example the doors at Der Riese have an Illuminati symbol on them.


8a6af1  No.15600265

>>15600252

>>15600256

I never know CoD's devs put this much work into the game. It almosts makes me want to play it.


253a0c  No.15600272

>>15600265

to be honest it seems to be going the way of LOST, extremely over convoluted just to keep it going and eventually writing themselves into a corner.


cd2299  No.15600304

File: 29eb7f27c3c3f9d⋯.png (14.42 KB, 914x674, 457:337, 6.png)

>>15600252

Now in 1962 both Gersh and Yuri begin working on something called the Gersh device, it creates a small singularity that sucks up everything it touches. Around that time, Ultimis makes it into an abandoned German cinema through some more time traveling, from there, they make it to the soviet Ascension base also known as the Cosmodrome, but during their trip several things happen. Yuri reads Richtofen's diary and begins to hear Samantha's voice, who commands Yuri to eventually betray Gersh, and suck him up with the device. Ultimis eventually arrives at the Cosmodrome. Richtofen recovers his diary, and learns that they need the Vril Device from the Siberian Facility for his plan. Gersh sends them into a rift to their next destination. Meanwhile, in the Pentagon, Kennedy, Nixon, Mcnamara and Fidel Castro fight off Zombies, Yuri is there trying to thwart their survival under Samantha's commands, but once Ultimis cleans up the Cosmodrome, the outbreak at the Pentagon dies down.


8a6af1  No.15600309

>>15600272

I like convoluted shitfests, it's fun in an odd way. It's the entire reason I picked up the AoT mango.


a870ef  No.15600310

>>15600265

I would say that World at War is the only "good" zombies. They put a lot of focus on personal skill with the few perks and upgrades you could aquire compared to all of the useless shit they started adding in Black Ops. Nacht Der Untoten will always be the best map because it is pure. It has no perks, weapon upgrades and the zombies are the zombiest with creepy, janky animations and horrifying guttural sounds.


6d3399  No.15600313

>>15600161

You talk like a nigger, rinse your mouth out with buckshot.

>>15600185

No faggot, let me repeat myself again:

>>15599861

<Yeah and pretentious faggots also use triggered, SJW, and many other buzzwords incorrectly like the masses are liable to do these days. Just like election newfags call people kikes on /pol/ for not liking Donald Trump, just like centrist 2nd waver feminist centrists spam "hurr triggered" and "you're just like sjws", just like people trying too hard to fit in call anyone a normalfag and a large concoction of buzzwords, and finally just like cuckchanners who call everyone that too fit in. A misuse of something doesn't mean it's not a valid concept, just like cuckoldry doesn't magically become unimportant because it's used wrong.

You are arguing that people are only using it here because it's trendy, which is fucking stupid since we hate trendy shit, sometimes irrationally. Moving the goalposts yet again.


6d3399  No.15600323

>>15600310

Ah yes the classic CoDfaggotry of implying adding more mechanics is a bad thing. Black Ops was the superior game for Zombies, it's only when Black Ops 2 and 3 went full retard with easter egg shit that it became unbearable.


a870ef  No.15600332

>>15600323

I really couldn't care for the perks and other shit. I just liked the survival aspect the most. WaW offered that in spades with Nacht. WaW also let me have my MG42 so I don't give a fuck.


cd2299  No.15600333

File: f99deab18912695⋯.png (11.97 KB, 914x674, 457:337, 7.png)

>>15600304

After the mess that was the Pentagon outbreak, the US goverment creates the Broken Arrow program, the Groom Lake program is folded into it. Broken arrow gets its hands on element 115, a man known as Russman works with broken arrow, but due to exposure with element 115 he grows unstable and begins to lose his memory, then a containment breach involving the Bios occurs at one of the Broken Arrow facilities. Russman is one of the few to escape alive. The facility is shut down and abandoned. It's projects are transferred to other locations.

Now we move all the way to the 2011, where finally, Ultimis ends up, however, they are trapped within the now broken down facility, all the while George A Romero is shooting a zombie movie, but then is turned into a Zombie himself, when Samantha sends zombies to kill Richtofen, with the help of the movie stars, Ultimis get their hands on the Vril Device, and so they then teleport themselves back to Shangri-La to get the stone, dejavu? Well, just remember what happens in Shangri-La, because after that, they're off to the moon, hoo boy.


cd2299  No.15600369

File: 89786e3270dc6ea⋯.png (13.72 KB, 914x674, 457:337, 8.png)

>>15600333

Ultimis are now in the moon. Using the Vril Device and the Focusing Stone, Richtofen completes his Grand Scheme and swaps bodies with Samantha on the Moon, giving him full control of the zombies and the Aether. Maxis contacts the remaining members of Ultimis through the stations electronics and asks for their help to defeat Richtofen. They agree. They launch missiles at the Earth, leaving it fractured and broken. They sever Richtofen's connection with the Aether, but he maintains control over the zombies. Around that same time, the map known as Nuketown Zombies takes place, CIA operatives try and survive a zombie outbreak caused by Broken arrow by accident, one of the agents known as Martlon survives by hiding in a bunker. Years later, earth is still a broken down mess, a certain group of survivors known as The flesh, are known for consuming the flesh of zombies, by doing that, they start hearing Richtofen's voice in their heads, following his commands, one of those survivors Samuel, manages to survive a bloodbath that killed all of the Flesh and eventually meet with Russman, Marlton and a hot redneck chick by the name of Misty. While Richtofen communicates to them through Samuel, and demands them to help in Richtofen's scheme, Maxis begins to communicate with them through various devices, like signs, lights, and so on. Both want a polarization device, the survivors chose to build it for Maxis, this new group of survivors will be known as Victis from now on, this will make sense later.


7098d9  No.15600379

>>15600369

>hot redneck chick.

yeah, no.


b87e4e  No.15600390

File: 2b63bf32e5679a5⋯.jpg (42.08 KB, 340x415, 68:83, 1505864206266.jpg)

>>15600034

I also like the storyline but they kept on jumping the shark. I remember way back in WaW when fans would look at everything in microscopic detail to learn about the story. Same thing whengoodwas released. Those were the best times.

But then Five came out and that was the first shark jumped with zombies invading the pentagon and the Illuminati now involved. And there was that crap in Shangri la with Richthofen's statue.

BLOPs 2 was shit story rise, that whole Vril stuff they shoved in origins. Also that shit ending where "it was all a dream XD". Why did buried even have a town underground anyway? MotD was good on it's own way.

Then BLOPs 3 wanted to do the Lovecraft™ thing with spooky tentacle monsters. And than they go to other realities to do some crap and than Dr Monty shows up and more crap happens. And in Revelations they had to save ALL of the dimensions. And than they go back in time I guess.

I like the new thing they are doing in BLOPs 4 that is ignoring everything before but they still have to go back to the original crew and now the transhit crew is back also.

The entire storyline is a fucking mess. You had Blundell and Zielinski retconning each others progress. You had people throwing in elements of stuff they think would be cool that makes no sense (the apothicons XD). An entire comic book for more exposition about retarded characters. So many questions left unanswered and will never be answered.

How can someone still care about the story now knowing that at any moment, anything could be retconned and thrown away. If feels like Lost on crack


cd2299  No.15600418

File: ee7bba46e531df8⋯.png (14.48 KB, 751x674, 751:674, 9.png)

File: ce7118a10d319b0⋯.png (169.78 KB, 369x350, 369:350, Misty_Presentation.png)

>>15600379

Are you gay or something?

>>15600369

Richtofen sends Victis to the location of the second polarization device in order to turn it on and serve Richtofen's plan, maxis gives them the option to turn the device for him, it is discovered then, that if the survivors die and fail to fulfill their objective, time resets, like a loop, a s if these series of events MUST happen, and time will reset itself if the right series of events are not fulfilled. Long story short, victis turn on the device for Maxis. Victis are left the wander the broken earth for a while, time and space begin to break down, Victis find an old western town beneath a mining facility in Angola. There, they activate the last polarization device in maxi's favor. Maxis, having been corrupted by the Dark Aether, punishes Richtofen by trapping his soul in the body of a Zombie. Samantha, whose soul had been trapped in Richtofen's human body while stuck on the moon with Ultimis this whole time, is drawn to Agartha by her father, but once there, she witnesses the evil that has corrupted his father, a rift then opens to an alternate dimension known as Dimension 63, where she reaches out to the Maxis of that dimension, for help. Now we move onto Dimension 63.


30fcc9  No.15600443

File: a0259dfc2cb83a3⋯.png (79.35 KB, 400x400, 1:1, check it Nedd.png)

>>15598759

>"C-can't you see, WE ARE ALL THE SAME!"

No, fuck off.


6d3399  No.15600452

>>15600390

>tfw we will never get a whole game based around zombies instead of some shit used to sell CoD to people who hate CoD's normal gameplay

>>15600443

In some ways I actually agree with the post.


cd2299  No.15600459

File: ea9d6c5304e3624⋯.png (11.24 KB, 763x674, 763:674, e0844d74e07ab0d2633878a665….png)

>>15600418

Right, so this new timeline, differs in one big way which makes it play out in an entirely different way.

As we know, in the original timeline in the original dimension, The great war with the apothicons in the past was eventually forgotten, leading element 115 to be found much later in time. Well, in this new timeline, four unknown heroes known as Primis helped in the war by saving Sir Pablo Marinus, who then proceeds to document the war. And thanks to his documents, the Germans find out of a tomb that was built to honor the soldiers of the war, so basically, Group 935 is created much earlier in time, Richthofen and Maxis become once again, part of it. They discover element 115 in the tomb, and begin experimenting, around that same time Group 935 build giant robots. Samantha from the original timeline/dimension contacts Maxis. By that point is too late, and element 115 wakes up all the undead in the tomb. This dimension's Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo are sent by their respective goverments to investigate, these versions are younger and more heroic. They all come together to fight off the undead. Around that same time, Maxis becomes catatonic by the element, Richtofen removes the brain so Maxis does not turn into a zombie. Maxis' brain is sent to Agartha where a man known as Doctor Monty (A keeper) gives the brain a new body.


a5c8e2  No.15600463

>>15600452

>>tfw we will never get a whole game based around zombies instead of some shit used to sell CoD to people who hate CoD's normal gameplay

Except for mobile phones. Seriously. And it lacks the lore part.


7049ea  No.15600477

>>15600443

He's right whether you like it or not, retard.


8a6af1  No.15600519

File: 5c2fda4921341f5⋯.jpg (402.22 KB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 5c2fda4921341f5a0bb3d0780c….jpg)

>>15600418

>dimension 63


cd2299  No.15600520

File: 16ee89f13317eda⋯.png (12.12 KB, 751x674, 751:674, More of this.png)

>>15600459

So let's have a quick overview of the situation. We have 2 timelines, The Original has come to an end, with Ultimis stuck on the moon and earth fully destroyed. This brand new dimension/timeline has just suffered through a zombie outbreak, but thanks to the efforts of these alternate survivors (known as primis) the world can move on without fearing another outbreak for now. Now understand that there also exist, several pocket dimensions, one of them serves as purgatory. And this is where we will be focusing for now.


f08c59  No.15600529

File: 7573f77dd4ef6f1⋯.jpg (56.17 KB, 1022x547, 1022:547, [RAUGHS].jpg)

>>15598405

guess he didn't rike it


1bac54  No.15600530

>>15600418

she looks more like a trashy hooker tbh.


000000  No.15600546

>>15598405

Another example of why killing leftists is a good thing.

And killing some of their talking dogs (women) would do great too.


6d3399  No.15600560

>>15600546

As usual nothing of value from the Torpedo. Well, except killing leftists. Dehumanizing women is /r9k/-tier faggotry though. They are like older children, not dogs.

>>15600520

Good work Anon, keep it up!


cd2299  No.15600574

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15600520

Around the 1930s, a group of Mobsters,Salvatore "Sal" DeLuca, Billy Handsome, Michael "Finn" O' Leary, Albert "Al" Arlington are arrested and put in Alcatraz, and forced to carry out their sentences. At some point Al comes up with an idea on how to escape Alcatraz, the plan turns out to be far more complicated than expected, thinking that they've been shafted, decide to murder Al on the roof of Alcatraz, after Al's murder, the mobsters are sent to the chair and are killed. Their spirits end up in purgatory, which looks to be a very silent hill version of Alcatraz, Al is already waiting for them there, he too has no idea what's going on. They try to escape purgatory, but every time they seem to make it out of Alcatraz, the cycle repeats itself, and start from the beginning. The cycle seemingly continues endlessly.


6d3399  No.15600593

>>15600583

>>15600546

>strawman

>strawman

Typical MGTOW & /r9k/-tier arguments. Also samefag. Killing any leftists is a good thing, dehumanizing one side of humanity isn't.


c5cc26  No.15600638

If you don't like the NPC meme, it's obviously because you're one.

Get ready to see it every day. Deal with it.


1bac54  No.15600646

>>15600418

wood fug tho tbh.


cd2299  No.15600647

File: 99bd2c232ed4969⋯.png (10.64 KB, 610x674, 305:337, 11.png)

>>15600574

All the while the mobsters are in purgatory, the richtofen from dimension 63 (which we will call young richtofen) who is now working for Dr. Monty who needs them to collect 2 key items, a book known as the Kronorium and something called the "Summoning Key" (Alongside the rest of the Primis) uses his connections in the Illuminati to open up a laboratory under alcatraz. From there, he contacts Victis, shortly before Maxis destroys all remaning life on earth, form there, Victis manage to get their hands on the Kronorium and then travel to dimension 63 to give it to young Richtofen, he reads the Kronorium and understands what he must do, as the Kronorium essentially shows numerous timelines documenting their fates and learns about the Blood Vials. He collects blood from both Victis, and then goes back in time before the execution of both Sal and Finn, to collect their blood, he then puts Victis on "ice" to keep them safe until they're needed. The rest of Primis come to get the blood vials and then Richtofen goes to get the summoning key in his next destination.


d9825d  No.15600714

>>15599251

>Is you all "inner monologue" what told you all to vote trump too?

Holy shit, the irony in that tweet is off the charts.


7efcb9  No.15600726

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15599584

>lemming thoughtlessly post the NPC meme

you seem to lack inner speech, have you ever imagined that maybe (you) are the NPC?


454dfb  No.15600767

File: f9b4b36c70bf52e⋯.png (193.02 KB, 868x657, 868:657, cute girl.png)

>>15599895

The irony is the ones who call out cuckchan posters, are the ones most alike to cuckchan.

As from the images I've seen posted by crossposters, cuckchan will constantly shit themselves over any reference to h8chan, telling anons to go back to cripplechan. As far as I see it most of us migrated from there, and it's not like they're gonna leave if you tell them to, it just shits up the thread when you're constantly imageboard infighting.

I miss him


06e44f  No.15600781

>>15600560

>women are the same as men

This is what a leftist looks like


c5cc26  No.15600832

>>15600726

Found one.


b12980  No.15600854

>>15600168

Are you implying the normalfags can speedread? On the other hand, this explains why so many of them are illiterate.


cb8b22  No.15600883

>>15599010

Nah it is just a dumb Britbong being fucking retarded.


f2fc57  No.15600890

File: 2295522bf31e884⋯.jpeg (57.07 KB, 640x755, 128:151, 3103e36bd6972f51e9fe682fe….jpeg)

>>15598527

Lmao be madder about it.


95f767  No.15600918

I can't stand the zombie game mode in CoD. It's so dumb to remove the headshots after one wave and turn the zombies into bulletsponge enemies.

>>15598562

Also the NPC meme is dead since it has been co-opted and misused by Carl Benjamin and his brainlet followers.


cd2299  No.15600920

File: deb251ac08d7554⋯.jpg (48.25 KB, 597x472, 597:472, Aw Man....jpg)

>>15600647

I'm sorry anons, I can't keep on going, I'm too tired, and I'm yet not even halfway through, let's just say this thing is still going, and it won't end anytime soon. It'll be fun to figure out what happens next at least


1bac54  No.15600936

>>15600920

chug some coffee babe.


cd2299  No.15600942

File: 70b37a4ab17d598⋯.png (360.17 KB, 600x582, 100:97, Burnsy Simpson.png)

>>15600936

It's a kind of tired coffee won't fix


bdb382  No.15600945

>>15600138

It's not emotions, it's semantics. It's the same way you can look at a tree and know what it is without hearing the word "tree" in your head. If you had to process absolutely everything you recognize and know with a voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to ever get anything done.

Reading more efficiently is similar, except you don't completely break down the language barrier, you just skip an unnecessary step. Children read as:

Parse each letter into the sound -> make the sound in your head -> recognize the word -> build the words into a meaningful sentence -> recognize meaning from sentence

As people read faster, they group letters into words:

Recognize individual words -> sound it out in your head -> build a sentence -> recognize meaning

Speed readers and people who read a lot do:

Recognize individual words -> build sentence -> recognize meaning

Without ever making the sound of an internal monologue.

Personally, I don't sound out words in my head as I read, but if I'm reading a book or playing a game, I'll sound out the dialogue in my head, because it's more fun that way.

But reading without an inner voice has very little to do with an internal monologue in general. A general inner monologue is more about being able to break down your experience into semantic structure.

Also, holy shit, how has nobody posted a webm of OP's link yet?


de5d2f  No.15600949

File: 707d7528a62f3bb⋯.jpg (111.78 KB, 487x376, 487:376, luigi's chinese cowboy imp….jpg)


c9ab9e  No.15600965

Haha, video games.


bdb382  No.15601042

File: ec3bd33271db563⋯.webm (14.76 MB, 853x480, 853:480, disrespectfurr.webm)

>>15600945

Because nobody else did, finally here is a webm of OP's video.


9bb5c1  No.15601090

>>15600459

What the fugg


c7b8e3  No.15601098

>>15598827

See: >>15600915 & >>15600973


c7b8e3  No.15601127

File: b4f005fabf9dfd2⋯.jpg (734.32 KB, 3864x2217, 1288:739, b4f005fabf9dfd2c2398340ea9….jpg)

File: 32c6f4bc092d7e9⋯.jpg (559.61 KB, 1944x2006, 972:1003, 32c6f4bc092d7e92d0c0c022a9….jpg)

File: 806c905c780ba26⋯.jpg (304.12 KB, 1640x1442, 820:721, 806c905c780ba26386824a76fc….jpg)

File: b63a6f20ce2e670⋯.jpg (703.57 KB, 2463x2607, 821:869, b63a6f20ce2e670d532ced9376….jpg)

>>15599165

He makes them himself, it came up in another thread a few months ago. Someone tried to reverse image search one of them and got no results.


f2fc57  No.15601179

>>15600920

Make a thread and repost your comments lad


a5c8e2  No.15601189

File: 6c8c176f8f7212b⋯.png (606.36 KB, 906x3440, 453:1720, call of duty zombies lored….png)

>>15601179

Just whipped this up.


85a9ca  No.15601369

File: 4a488159ab7ebe1⋯.webm (5.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, How_to_make_a_WEBM.webm)

File: 1869bc71616766b⋯.webm (2.73 MB, 960x550, 96:55, How2WEBM.webm)

>>15599137

Webm for Bakas or Xmedia Recode. Webm for Bakas is simple and easy while Xmedia Recode you have more control. Also here is a few videos one is recent and another is a bit old for help.


7efcb9  No.15601382

File: 9ed81aa48f0d99d⋯.jpg (97.35 KB, 379x373, 379:373, vivian_james_hates_the_gay.jpg)

>>15599137

>nigguh

IT'S PRONOUNCED NIGGER


655838  No.15601383

>>15601127

How the fuck is she going to drink that coffee? Her mask is still on.


7efcb9  No.15601390

File: 172cb49c44eda12⋯.gif (468.99 KB, 512x807, 512:807, hhmmm.gif)

>>15600890

You know what is funny, is you unimaginatively posted that response without even reading the context of my post. It's almost like you are a unthinking bot.


2e4ce0  No.15601401

>>15601369

>webm fag believes anyone cares


8d9985  No.15601410

>>15599389

If you have an adblocker they track that too, and subtract any potential monetization from it.


3cabb6  No.15601416

File: 06d1433dca18243⋯.png (201.05 KB, 498x441, 166:147, they_know.png)

>>15599657

You blew your cover too soon.


6d3399  No.15601426

>>15600949

>italian man

>asking another italian man not to be racist

All Italians are secretly racist don't you know?

t. Wop

>>15601401

>newfag thinks we don't


f0e959  No.15601430

>>15599177

Did (((cnn))) tell you to say that


c7b8e3  No.15601453

File: 31e68109f1c76ce⋯.mp4 (4.84 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 31e68109f1c76ce6ae74dc1eff….mp4)

>>15601383

Practice.


8161cf  No.15601458

>>15600945

Yes. Way in the beginning.

>>15598576


454dfb  No.15601460

>>15601189

It's not even halfway finished, and I'm pretty sure it's not right considering it's contradicted in places by the very game this thread is about.


31ba2c  No.15601477

>>15598423

wrong, he only said it once, its clearly not the focus of it

its all paid shilling anyway who cares about (((IGN)))


2f780c  No.15601484

File: 30de64b9d9b6c76⋯.jpg (38.8 KB, 350x346, 175:173, best crew.jpg)

File: 9e55adf50dd985d⋯.png (938.89 KB, 1024x578, 512:289, hanging man shi no numa.png)

File: e92947c8ad7858e⋯.jpg (68.22 KB, 1024x575, 1024:575, der riese mainframe.jpg)

File: 43c78337e4202ad⋯.jpg (507.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, der riese zombies.jpg)

>>15601189

Excellent cap, anon.

Fuck, how did they fuck the story up so badly? It was perfect in World at War and they should have just continued with the mostly grounded-in-reality storyline about Germans making wunderwaffen, but the experiments with Element-115 went wrong. When they added time-travel and dimensions and magic and all that bullshit it really went down the pan. They kept making shit up as they were going along and writing themselves into corners over and over. I understand that they originally put time-travel in to explain why there were cold-war era weapons in Black Ops, but overall it definitely cocked the story up.

I remember trying to find all of the hidden radios in the maps to piece together what happened, like that hanging guy Peter from Shi No Numa or the rivalry between Maxis and Richtofen. I much prefer that more subtle storytelling as opposed to EXPOSITION EXPOSITION MAGIC DR MONTY DIMENSIONS TIMELOOPS SHADOWMAN EARTH EXPLODD LOL DRAGONS XDDDD. If they're going to do that, why don't they just make a dedicated zombies campaign? That would be much better than cramming as much shit as they can into survival maps.

The original cast (called Ultimis now apparently) were a lot more amusing than the younger versions from the Great War. The WaW characters seemed to bounce off of each other a lot better in my opinion. Nolan North absolutely nails Richtofen's mad Nazi scientist voice.


31ba2c  No.15601491

>>15599936

>codemonkey

literally who


c7b8e3  No.15601494

File: fad0ac4a8cc12cd⋯.jpg (22.15 KB, 320x320, 1:1, fad0ac4a8cc12cdee1ab5e0554….jpg)

>>15601491

Welcome to 8chan, now go back.


6d3399  No.15601495

>>15601491

Reported for newfaggotry and not lurking.


850d87  No.15601501

>>15601484

>why don't they just make a dedicated zombies campaign?

They kinda did with Black Ops 3 with the Nightmares mode, though it was a separate canon from the actual zombies mode itself. The Aether(WaW-BO4) canon is ending with Classified and Blood of the Dead, so the team is focusing on the new Chaos canon with a brand new cast in IX and Voyage of Despair.


de5d2f  No.15601504

File: afb4bf61571fed8⋯.png (44.09 KB, 250x255, 50:51, afb4bf61571fed89055cf58b43….png)


d5062e  No.15601545

File: 11b97c398cc9f8d⋯.jpg (51.37 KB, 415x392, 415:392, 11b97c398cc9f8dd23d16cc84b….jpg)

>>15601491

>like flies to shit, the cuckchanner can be found in any threads mentioning cowadoody or IGN


4ed06e  No.15601558

File: df32b77c26a5d71⋯.webm (15.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Call of Duty - Black Ops ….webm)

>>15598765

>Fuck off with that placebo. Either post a webm or just post the text link so someone that's not a gay nigger faggot can webm it for you.

fucking THIS

invidious, hooktube, whatever the redirector of the day is, they can only WORSEN your privacy, as the video is still loaded from Google's servers, and now (((whoever the fuck))) runs the latest hooknosetube has the potential to track what you're watching.

They don't even fully deny ad revenue to the video owner. Sure you don't see ads, but you are still most likely contributing to the view count, which can help them receive better ads and higher ad revenue rates.

WEBMS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO TRULY DENY AD REVENUE AND PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY

>>15599137

lrn2youtube-dl

As long as the video isn't too long it takes 10 seconds to pick a format combination that fits in under 16 meg. That's about how long it took me to "make" this.


c7b8e3  No.15601569

>>15601558

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN'S LIES

See: >>15600915 & >>15600973


6d3399  No.15601571

>>15601569

I still think we should webm everything for posterity.


c7b8e3  No.15601578

>>15601571

For yourself, of course! But you can't share anything over 10 minutes on an image board with shoah'ing the quality to the point it's unreadable. Unless you speed up the video, then you have to expect the viewer to have a third party program to slow it back down to the speed it was meant to be viewed in.


a5c8e2  No.15601582

>>15601578

or you could just try skipping every other frame

sure might look jankier but it sure should cut it in half


c7b8e3  No.15601597

>>15601582

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that fuck with the audio (timing, etc.) too?


2f3516  No.15601600

>>15598576

>Makes fun of the Chinese speaking English

>W-we can do better than this

>It's current year

>Sheds Soí filled tears.


de5d2f  No.15601606

File: d27f9fc0965cc94⋯.jpg (58 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 1443483409151.jpg)

>>15601558

Thanks, I'll avoid mirroring sites from now on.

WebMs are truly the best solution.


7efcb9  No.15601641

File: 187d83e44b8ad87⋯.webm (7.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bump_extended.webm)

>>15600767

>I post on cuckchan often enough to know cuckhan behavior.

>but its ok because I miss that dude in the wheelchair; whatever his name was? Dredlick Friennem?!

time to go back

dose anyone actually play Call of Duty?


3cabb6  No.15601645

File: 0fa79098f78efb0⋯.jpg (30.41 KB, 457x457, 1:1, stayoverthere.jpg)

>>15601491

Good lord.


eebaf0  No.15601690

File: 992ba8c0e78dab8⋯.jpg (15.38 KB, 255x255, 1:1, Aliens!.jpg)

>>15600304

>Meanwhile, in the Pentagon, Kennedy, Nixon, Mcnamara and Fidel Castro fight off Zombies, Yuri

I'm sorry, what?


eebaf0  No.15601695

File: 93480499c37c389⋯.gif (1.42 MB, 400x225, 16:9, Spoonfeeding.gif)

>>15601491

If anyone spoonfeeds this guy they're getting banned as well.


64dc46  No.15601697

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15601690

It's a classic, really.


4ed06e  No.15601704

>>15601569

There's no proofs that he isn't recording statistics on you, and by his own admission the video files are still being distributed directly to you through google's CDN, which may or may not be recording statistics as well. Webms are the only way to know for sure this isn't happening. Additionally fuck hooktube and clones for lowering the bar necessary to post. I will bully everyone that links short videos until people stop doing this shit.

>>15601578

>But you can't share anything over 10 minutes on an image board with shoah'ing the quality to the point it's unreadable.

Where did I imply otherwise?

>As long as the video isn't too long it takes 10 seconds to pick a format combination that fits in under 16 meg

OP's vid was under 5 minutes, it's perfectly watchable in the quality I posted, and I expended virtually no effort to make it.

$ youtube-dl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-N8b20ysY -F
[youtube] A0-N8b20ysY: Downloading webpage
[youtube] A0-N8b20ysY: Downloading video info webpage
[info] Available formats for A0-N8b20ysY:
format code extension resolution note
249 webm audio only DASH audio 54k , opus @ 50k, 1.72MiB
250 webm audio only DASH audio 77k , opus @ 70k, 2.28MiB
140 m4a audio only DASH audio 128k , m4a_dash container, mp4a.40.2@128k, 4.31MiB
171 webm audio only DASH audio 128k , vorbis@128k, 4.06MiB
251 webm audio only DASH audio 144k , opus @160k, 4.48MiB
278 webm 256x144 144p 102k , webm container, vp9, 30fps, video only, 3.19MiB
160 mp4 256x144 144p 113k , avc1.4d400c, 30fps, video only, 3.74MiB
242 webm 426x240 240p 235k , vp9, 30fps, video only, 7.33MiB
133 mp4 426x240 240p 253k , avc1.4d4015, 30fps, video only, 8.25MiB
243 webm 640x360 360p 475k , vp9, 30fps, video only, 13.60MiB
134 mp4 640x360 360p 638k , avc1.4d401e, 30fps, video only, 20.87MiB
244 webm 854x480 480p 793k , vp9, 30fps, video only, 24.72MiB
135 mp4 854x480 480p 1168k , avc1.4d401f, 30fps, video only, 38.40MiB
247 webm 1280x720 720p 1628k , vp9, 30fps, video only, 49.55MiB
136 mp4 1280x720 720p 2325k , avc1.4d401f, 30fps, video only, 76.13MiB
302 webm 1280x720 720p60 2730k , vp9, 60fps, video only, 86.72MiB
248 webm 1920x1080 1080p 2798k , vp9, 30fps, video only, 87.31MiB
298 mp4 1280x720 720p60 3553k , avc1.4d4020, 60fps, video only, 111.23MiB
137 mp4 1920x1080 1080p 4370k , avc1.640028, 30fps, video only, 142.31MiB
303 webm 1920x1080 1080p60 4572k , vp9, 60fps, video only, 144.94MiB
299 mp4 1920x1080 1080p60 5893k , avc1.64002a, 60fps, video only, 189.80MiB
17 3gp 176x144 small , mp4v.20.3, mp4a.40.2@ 24k, 2.71MiB
36 3gp 320x180 small , mp4v.20.3, mp4a.40.2, 7.64MiB
18 mp4 640x360 medium , avc1.42001E, mp4a.40.2@ 96k, 24.81MiB
43 webm 640x360 medium , vp8.0, vorbis@128k, 29.55MiB
22 mp4 1280x720 hd720 , avc1.64001F, mp4a.40.2@192k (best)

243 is 13.6 meg for video, 250 is 2.28 meg for audio. That combination fits under 16 meg.

$ youtube-dl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-N8b20ysY -f 243+250

There, you have a postable webm.


ea5d98  No.15601715

Wait wait wait, maybe I’m missing a part…in all this where it fits the 1930 zombie? The one with the boxer, chick, private dick opening Cthulhu crates and making sacrifice?


8a6af1  No.15601724

>>15601578

>>15601597

You've never touched a video before have you?

Videos have something called framerate, the number of pictures "drawn" per second.

For a video that's, say, just images with text, you could fuck the framerate to hell and back, considerably decreasing the end size and still having it readable.

It has no direct ties to the audio, so you can slow a video down to 1fps and still have the audio stay as normal. In fact, you could have a video that's literally just a picture and audio with only a single frame.


850d87  No.15601731

>>15601715

Shadows of Evil is where the Summoning Key exists, in that universe exclusively. They were cursed, so they thought the Shadowman was helping them breaking the curse when they were tricked by him. Long story short, they put him in the Summoning Key then suddenly Richtofen took it from them.


eebaf0  No.15601749

>>15601704

what about mp4?


52a31b  No.15601756

File: 29f4d06fb5f08c7⋯.webm (15.96 MB, 853x480, 853:480, zero point five.webm)

>>15601578

>you can't share anything over 10 minutes on an image board with shoah'ing the quality to the point it's unreadable

Wanna bet?


eebaf0  No.15601774

File: 42a2dca3f308e58⋯.png (52.86 KB, 233x255, 233:255, 42a.png)


c7b8e3  No.15601783

File: e57f1fd17bc3d5a⋯.png (305.71 KB, 693x626, 693:626, 9a18f5d4c5d8acb1a4c1421fec….png)

>>15601724

>It has no direct ties to the audio, so you can slow a video down to 1fps and still have the audio stay as normal. In fact, you could have a video that's literally just a picture and audio with only a single frame.

That's my whole point. What if you want the audio and video to sync throughout the video, is that possible to do if you cut the actual number of frames in half?

>>15601756

You're pretty good. I'll rephrase my statement to: "You can't share anything over 30 minutes on an image board without shoah'ing the quality to the point it's unreadable." My point is there is a cutoff point where you can't physically convert the video to a webm and post it on an imageboard without destroying the quality. How do you share those videos? Link youtube, are you a faggot? Link something that prevents google from getting the vast majority of the shekels they would get if you linked youtube?


7efcb9  No.15601796

>>15601756

> can't share anything over 10 minutes without shit quality

<post shit quality 20 minute video

shaking my damn head


8a6af1  No.15601797

>>15601783

>What if you want the audio and video to sync throughout the video, is that possible to do if you cut the actual number of frames in half?

What do you mean?

The audio is still the same, the only difference is that there are less frames, which isn't really a problem unless it's some smooth animation (I ran into this problem when encoding a Sealab 2021 episode) or you're going into single digits.

If you cut the frame in half the video is just going to stay twice as long in the same frame. It doesn't change anything.


4ed06e  No.15601802

>>15601597

>>15601783

You can reduce the framerate without messing with timings.

>>15601749

Sometimes the default mp4 is this only usable option with videos with too few views to get the other formats, but most of the time vp9 video and opus audio is the best combination.


52a31b  No.15601808

>>15601796

Mario 64 ran at like 15 fps anyway, no major loss.


c7b8e3  No.15601827

>>15601797

>which isn't really a problem unless it's some smooth animation

That's what I'm talking about.

>>15601796

You gotta give credit where it's due. All the text and graphs are clearly readable.


8a6af1  No.15601830

pressed new reply too early.

>>15601783

>I'll rephrase my statement to: "You can't share anything over 30 minutes on an image board without shoah'ing the quality to the point it's unreadable."

>moving goalposts this hard

>My point is there is a cutoff point where you can't physically convert the video to a webm and post it on an imageboard without destroying the quality.

90%, hell, maybe even 99% of the videos posted here don't reach that point, even if they did you could literally just make two webms, and that's only if you absolutely need crystal clear quality and high quality audio combined with a good framerate.

Defending lazy niggers like OP because there will eventually be a video that can't be turned into a crystal clear HD video is retarded.

If you can't/won't webm the video is better to just post a youtube link, which can easily be downloaded with youtube-dl, providing you with the same "security" as invidious. Invidious is nothing but a placebo that serves no purpose but to guide you into a sense of false security.

>Link youtube, are you a faggot?

What, would you rather embed youtube? If not then why embed invidious, it does fucking nothing against it. At least with a link you aren't potentially fucking everyone in the thread, only the retards that click it.

>Link something that prevents google from getting the vast majority of the shekels they would get if you linked youtube?

You missed the anon earlier that proved that it counts as views. They don't get the ad money itself, though that's worth shit, as you can see by the money drain that Google admitted youtube is. Still, they get your data to sell and views to show to their investors. You've done fucking nothing, even for a single person.


8a6af1  No.15601852

>>15601827

>That's what I'm talking about.

First, see >>15601830

Besides, I'm not saying it was the end of the world, it just looked a little odd which is why I preferred to sacrifice a bit more bitrate for a few extra frames.

Videos have, for the most part, four big parts that they can sacrifice. audio quality, video quality, video size and framerate.

If you want your information readable you probably will want to keep the size as big as possible, and if it's smooth you'll want a decent framerate.

Still, you can cut down size a bit if needed, framerate going from the default 24 to 20 (almost 10% less) or even something like 15, depending on the video, will cut down size and still leave you with a decent video, then you can cut down on bitrate and, depending, make two files instead of one.

It's not as much of a case of "you can't" as it's a case of "I'm a lazy nigger and I don't want to".

Again, 99% of the videos are shit that can be easily made into a single seemingly high quality webm. Most of the rare few that don't can fit into 3 files max, keeping the quality, framerate and size.


b2cb64  No.15601891

>>15601697

Now that we're a few years out, Call of Duty had some hilarious moments.


c73675  No.15601897

>>15598405

A bunch of dudebros on imageboards are dedicating hours to bitching about reviews simply stating they think the stereotypical dialog is corny, yet you call others “snowflakes”? You call others “NPC’s” yet all hold the same hive mind opinions on a singular topic as well. Imagine being this comically none self aware, while being over sanctimonious over shit you know nothing about. Never change, /v/.


a4878c  No.15601948

>>15598444

>>15598460

>>15598780

The meme caught on because of the recent study that found huge amounts of people don't have an inner monologue.


b2cb64  No.15601959

File: 64075354a3a9a61⋯.jpg (6.96 KB, 246x205, 6:5, 1536567682857s.jpg)

>>15601897

>You have threads discussing things that makes you the real NPCs


7a00e2  No.15602022

>>15601958

How do you explain this shit then? >>15599955


07fd8a  No.15602049

>>15602047

>Leftists are literally NPCs.

NPCs aren't inherently political, a kekistani moron is just as much of an NPC as an SJW


38422c  No.15602053

File: 0e1cab444607aad⋯.jpg (77.29 KB, 635x636, 635:636, 0e1cab444607aadbbc84f2322f….jpg)

>>15602037

>Changes the goalpost


244f70  No.15602066

>>15600310

WaW was good at aesthetics, but pretty much every release afterwards outclasses it. I don't understand how the added mechanics aside from the gumballs in blops3 detracted from the game itself.


38422c  No.15602073

>>15602061

What's your point anon? That the lemming term is better then NPC, even though comparing normalfags to lemmings is dumb and as-false as the NPC claim


7efcb9  No.15602088

>>15602053

>if (x); Then: 0e1cab444607aadbbc84f2322f602579dc31fcb2b72287128b5e898f9e3f61a6.jpg

man you botz really don't have any imagination.


2be719  No.15602097

File: 2e790c8f14d3dfd⋯.jpg (15.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>15598596

That slight eye roll, followed by trying to supress a smile when they say the n word. Honorary. White women used to be like this, we have to go back, can we even go back?


7efcb9  No.15602104

>>15601827

but that is because they are stationary. Compressing stationary images is not a problem. That's why its so popular to stick a jpg on top of a song and call it a webm. All the artifacting during the action is why I called it shit.

>>15602090

also this


85a9ca  No.15602115

File: adaad0c185fdf07⋯.gif (405.46 KB, 722x720, 361:360, lol hahahaha.gif)

>>15601491

Holy christ. This is sad. Please go back we dont need any halfchanners here.


38422c  No.15602118

>>15602090


c7b8e3  No.15602119

>>15601830

They count as views, they don't count as unique views since it's the same API, the invidious server, accessing youtube. During the adnauseum craze a year or so ago there was a big stink about advertisers going after google for having a shit ton of non-unique clicks on a video and the advertisers refused to pay google unless the clicks were provably unique. Applications like AdNauseum and Invidious destroy google's ability to get advertising money.


38422c  No.15602131

>>15602090

I never implied that the NPC meme was some intellectual, nuanced meme. My point is that there are people without inner voices in their heads, and the NPC meme can perfectly describe it


49d674  No.15602138

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Dean Takahashi strikes again. Holy shit, watching him play video games is like having salt rubbed on my dick after it's been sliced with a razor.


244f70  No.15602165

>>15601189

It's not even half way done. Seriously anon, I implore you make a separate thread for this, it's some top shit, and the way you explain it makes far more sense than how the fags on jewtube explain it.

On a side note, Ultimis or whatever is now in the hands of the US government according to the newest maps. Primis is also apparently stuck in Purgatory, and I feel like Treyarch is gonna pull out Victis again.

>>15601891

It wasn't too bad of a series considering they were on a yearly release cycle. It should be noted, though, that the only good ones after MW2 were the Treyarch ones, and AW, if you're into bootleg titanfall.

Unrelated but did anyone else play Extinction?


240391  No.15602198

File: 1e0aa397b203754⋯.png (712 B, 335x25, 67:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15602138

No refunds, goy.


000000  No.15602228

>>15601569

Just use tor browser. Keeps your privacy and I wouldn't be surprised if it lowers any potential ad revenue.


7efcb9  No.15602321

>>15602131

but that is not even true according to the author of the research paper. >>15598682


51649c  No.15602370

>>15602321

The same person did a number of other studies on the same subject exploring other types of inner thought. As it turns out the test groups tended to lack those too. There are legitimate issues with the studies such as the small sample size and not documenting race but that is not one of them.


70f314  No.15602871

File: 0baec73d8c1f607⋯.png (551.49 KB, 547x442, 547:442, 78467.png)

>>15598405

It's sickening that there are people subhuman enough to play, let alone buy COD games.

Anyone who admits to playing that kind of shit should be permaband on sight.


53e4da  No.15602937

>>15599574

it hits a little too close to home for them.


8a6af1  No.15602999

>>15602119

Even if that was true, which you haven't given any source for, there's still the datamining problem which's Google's big thing.


6062a2  No.15606710

>>15602097

>n word

Nigger kill yourself


6bb0b7  No.15608383

File: 6e742256c883228⋯.mp4 (6.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, NPC Meme.mp4)

>>15598420

>>15598550

>>15598569

Yeah totally. Look at all these conformist NPC zombies. They don't drink coffee and think for themselves and have an incurable darkness in their souls like us.


236952  No.15608504

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>NPC meme isn’t real

>NPC is forced

Meanwhile Gamespot review of zombies note by note bitches about offensive stereotypes in the same tone of voice as IGN review


1356c5  No.15608527

>>15608383

Like clockwork.


a870ef  No.15608677

>>15608504

>mass media colludes with itself in an incestuous cesspool to push an agenda

And you just found this out?


32dcef  No.15608687

>>15608383

NPC meme bad. You are analogous to [pop culture reference].


f881c6  No.15608694

>>15598405

<Oy vey! How dare these racist sexist phobic bigots represent "the enemy" as mindless hordes destroying everything in their path, trying to break into a safe location!

>The zombies are national socialists.

<Oy vey! So progressive!


6bb0b7  No.15609293

>>15608687

NPCs are already a pop culture reference to video games.


6bb0b7  No.15609324

>>15608687

>>15608527

Your meme is was already a thought that existed in various subcultures old enough that even crusty old Gen Xrs like Matt Stone & Trey Parker made fun of it years ago. Just replace "conformist" with "NPC". It's literally the exact same cliche logic used by people who want to feel unique like a beautiful snowflake. The reason you argue with people questioning this meme is because you know it's true and it hurts.


1356c5  No.15609347

>>15609324

Beep boop.


c419c7  No.15609358

>>15598562

You're wrong, NPC has two sides to it.

1. Unthinking

2. Conformist

It strikes a chord with leftists, and it strikes it hard. Because they're mortally afraid of showing their emptyness.


3169e9  No.15609359

>>15600920

It is fine dude, I never knew any of this shit, it's entertaining. Thank you.


84a71e  No.15609368

>>15602049

>kekistani moron is just as much of an NPC as an SJW

Fuck off you leftypc, /pol/ will never be NPCs like you are.


239eb3  No.15609378

>>15609324

>individuals not possessing the spark of self-awareness is just a meme

>there's no identifiable trend in people's words and deeds that could lead one to think a drastic structural difference in psyche may in fact exist

For fuck's sake, you dimwit. Have you not been paying attention to what has been happening to every subculture in the last decades? Have you not paid attention to what's going on on this very imageboard? You can't possibly deny with honesty that there is no difference between the people who initiate a culture and the ones who aim only at emulating it for the sake of social standing. Whether some buffoons shit up this notion because they fail to understand it or precisely use it as another social apparel as I mentioned is not basis for discrediting it.

>>15609368

kys goon


5b2703  No.15609415

>>15609358

>It strikes a chord with leftists, and it strikes it hard. Because they're mortally afraid of showing their emptyness.

The best part is because the left is such a groupthink hugbox that they can't even refute the NPC meme by citing a belief they hold that is different because then they will be ousted from the group and forced to apologise.

All they can do is cry and flail and it's hilarious to watch.

At least the right has dissent among itself but is still united enough against this common enemy.


5eab6e  No.15609417

File: ae55789027581b0⋯.png (31.91 KB, 579x201, 193:67, Solipsism.png)

>>15598576

I'm starting to think this is anti-marketing, putting in something to elicit leftist screeching so we viral it.

Put in a splitscreen co-op for the main campaign and I'd buy it

>>15609324

>Your meme is was already a thought that existed in various subcultures

I see the solipsism patch has been applied to this one. If it has been repeated throughout the ages that great swathes of humanity run on autopilot, that adds to its validity, it doesn't diminish it.


d1c682  No.15609431

>>15598759

>No matter where you go or what you think, someone has the same thought or thinks the same as you.

Says the conformist who has been afraid of ending up singled out all his life. Fuck off.


5e70bd  No.15609452

File: a90d87b3fb95460⋯.jpg (54.58 KB, 517x392, 517:392, lol.JPG)

>>15609417

>extremely online


cff847  No.15609473

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d1.jpg)

>>15598576

>>15598405

at what point will developers begin refusing to use guns and weapons in videogames because rural Hitler white supremacist people like them?


bff5d5  No.15609491

>>15609473

hitler actually hated guns he was disarming the germans even before the war


cd2299  No.15609495

>>15609491

I doubt he hated guns, more like he wanted to avoid any chances of a coupdetat happening in his own goverment. He was right about many things, but if he truly did that then what a shitty thing to do from him


31ca43  No.15609517

>>15609495

Compare the 1928 and 1938 German gun laws. The other faggot is outright lying to you.


21a75a  No.15609522

File: 502813ed9240f3b⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 351x359, 351:359, 502813ed9240f3b2a21da72a5f….jpg)

>cawadoody was the fortnite of ten years ago

>now it's one of the few major game series not conforming entirely to poz

Still not worth a buy at all, but holy shit, what the fuck is happening?


bff5d5  No.15609532

>>15609517

>what is giving guns to paramilitary organizations vs what is everyone being able to own guns

try your nazi misinformation shit somewhere else, cuck


fe2404  No.15609536

File: 4210ca74efc962f⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 400x303, 400:303, 1ba414809ac394d9cf5d30b923….gif)

Dunno if this opinion has already been posted but this smells like controlled opposition from Activision in order to drum up more sales for this game.

<hurr durr rayciss stereotypes 7/10 its ok t. IGN

>How dare dey critizice call of duty, I better buy this game just to spite them


614bb5  No.15609542

>>15609532

Hitler heavy relaxed and loosened the gun laws for all German citizens in the law he passed in 1938, which undid a vast majority of the restrictions on gun ownership.

The only cuck here is you, go back to >>>/leftypol/ nigger.


f9f157  No.15609547

File: 49bd5a7824e8f31⋯.gif (3.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Lick.gif)

The new zombies looks fun,as it always does,but fuck paying 60 dollars for that shit

You're a pure liar if you never played zombies and enjoyed it


0154c8  No.15609577

>>15609522

Making the same fucking game for almost a decade has managed to make it a perfect measurement tool for how bad things have gotten today.


0154c8  No.15609582

>>15609577

more than a decade*


729b32  No.15609605

>>15609517

>nazi LARPer tries to convince people that Daddy NatSoc would never restrict the freedoms of the masses

Fuck off stormfag.


d8ca05  No.15609612


c163aa  No.15609652

>>15609417

>Npc is a right wing meme

I've heard it many times before "right wing" people started using it. What a fucking idiot.


f75852  No.15609665

>>15609605

What an amazing counter argument. Truly the pinnacle of human intelligence.


ed7e60  No.15609666

>>15609547

Is this the same fag from the other thread? I said it once and I'll say it again, cod zombies was and still is nothing compared to L4D, KF, or the old CS 1.6 Zombie Mod. I just recently played Black Ops 4 zombies at a friend's house and it was just as uninspired as the previous titles. As always the main problems are how shitty the guns feel and sound. Had to stop playing halfway through the Zombies IX easter egg.


2f141d  No.15611972

>>15598765

this, fuck off with inshitious, it stills runs a fucking jewtube embed, it's the same fucking shit


3cc2da  No.15618945

>>15609652

Where exactly? Archive please.


236952  No.15618983

>>15609417

Every meme liberals hate is apparently right wing


4f1724  No.15623723

>>15598411

>youtube v hooktube v invidio

Literally pointless. You're just adding more tracking on top of google's


244f70  No.15624056

File: 82e549bc6a3481e⋯.gif (845.33 KB, 353x339, 353:339, Push ups, sit ups, and ple….gif)

Anyone have an explanation of what a bugman is? Because I think that's a far better description of what some cuckchanners are calling NPCs.

>>15609417

>>15609547

I was just thinking to myself how this wasn't worth sixty fucking dollars for one game mode, then my brother shows up with a copy.

It is really fun, and like that there's three maps on disk this time, but why the fuck can't I pause when doing split screen offline?

Also the ending scene for the Alcatraz map has an alternate version of the German guy show up in a templar outfit, then the other version of the guy dies so they can teleport out purgatory.

This story is a fucking fever dream.


5d273d  No.15628652

>>15601189

>>15600920

Really thanks anon, I never had any idea how deep this rabbit hole was but I only played MW2 at friends house and maybe one of those newer games featuring the zombies. What are the games that have this mode and can somebody put in chronology? Maybe it would be fun to pirate/emulate the older ones to see if it's worth it with my pals.

Also the recent ones even feature split screen? I'm really out of FPS genre but Uncharted and Halo removing the feature in newer games makes me wary of current gen stuff.


cbeb31  No.15628696

>>15628652

Pretty sure it's WaW, the Black Ops games, and pretty much all of the IW developed ones after Ghosts which in turn has its own similar game mode.

Haven't played other than Treyarch ones though. Give them a pirate.


7bdd41  No.15628750

File: ff54eac234d84ad⋯.jpg (16.33 KB, 600x300, 2:1, downloadfile.jpg)

>>15624056

They basically look like this. They have glasses, beards, and pretentious viewpoint about life.


7049ea  No.15628780

>>15624056

>explanation of what a bugman is?

That's just another name for chinks and gooks.


2cd508  No.15628913

>>15609532

The only people who had their guns taken away were the kikes. By 1938 Judea had already declared war on Germany and assassinated a German diplomat in France. This was after 20 years of them funding and leading Communism. And sabotaging Germany with a general strike at the end of WWI, when the German army was a day's drive away from Paris. And pushing the degeneracy of the Weimar era, when Berlin had both animal and child brothels available, and you could pay a starving, desperate woman the price of a loaf of bread to watch her screw her father and brothers. Anyone would hate the people who brought that much misery upon them. In this case it was the Jews, but the reaction would have been the same had it been Gypsies, Norwegians or fucking Eskimos.

Only straight White men are ever bad and God's Chosen dindu nuffin, right? I don't expect >>>/leftypol/ to understand history or attempt to view it honestly.


6d63ef  No.15628978

>>15600034

When people talk about the lore in CoD Zombies I can't help but feel like I'm playing a different game from everyone else. I've played WaW and the first 2 black ops and I don't get any of this bullshit. But I'm not walking around staring at scribbles on walls either.


87b999  No.15629066

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>>15599955

this can't be real, surely these are trolls or something. has there been any study into people who lack an inner monologue?


0d8b96  No.15629160

>>15598576

>IGN

いやらしい




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