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File: 2250a797264d721⋯.jpg (220 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, steamuserimages-a.akamaihd….jpg)

a59095  No.15595330

Why are there a ton of male zombies with their butts exposed, while all the female zombies are fully clothed??

b20a41  No.15595340

>>15595330

Anon have you seen a female ass after 30? Its not pretty.


186f2e  No.15595342

>>15595330

Juliet Gay Hotel


a59095  No.15595344

>>15595340

Not if they exercise regularly.


57027c  No.15595345

Because male asses are comedic on tv, while female asses are lewd.

Think about it, the male anatomy is seen as something funny, in the simpsons movie, the whole joke of a part is that you can see bart's penis, now think if it had been lisa's cunny, everyone would have thrown a shitfit.


a59095  No.15595359

>>15595345

>being handcuffed to electric pole naked all day and forced to walk into krusty burger while all the kids are watching, even girls

Seriously who the fuck thought that was funny.


57027c  No.15595372

>>15595359

That part was cruel, but the part of him skating naked was funny when i saw it for the first time.


ca9650  No.15595385

>>15595345

>everyone would have thrown a shitfit.

no they wouldnt


1a295d  No.15595394

>>15595330

Furthermore why are there no kid zombies? Why are there never kid zombies?


ede466  No.15595395

>>15595385

Yes, they would. What country are you from?


8a5341  No.15595431

>>15595394

Dying Light says hello. Little crying kids that, when approached, scream so loudly you are flung back. Their scream calls other zombies to its location. Kill them by throwing a weapon at them. Throwing knives also work.


1236a7  No.15595434

>>15595359

Someone with a fetish.


fb8499  No.15595445

>>15595344

>2018

>anybody exercising

>women specially


7c837a  No.15595454

>>15595445

>this triggers the /fit/


57b0f0  No.15595473

>>15595340

So many got cottage cheese ass


36bc85  No.15595478

WHO ZOMBIE FUCKER HERE


c21d45  No.15595485

>>15595330

is this a social experiment

threads like this keep cropping up one after the other


b8cf74  No.15595515

>>15595330

feminst bigots?


c69f3b  No.15595518

>>15595330

why are you looking!


e7f046  No.15595568

>>15595372

>cruel

>not arousing

I want to be tied naked to a pole, and get bullied by attractivr onee-sans!


350c01  No.15595585

File: d7c66e980db3c95⋯.jpg (174.44 KB, 1560x1530, 52:51, 30dayoldboomer.jpg)

>>15595394

Dead Space has kids and even babies.


0409f1  No.15595588

File: 8e2fa2e976cd41d⋯.jpeg (894.41 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 33f43160e547b9c958be13a16….jpeg)

>>15595478

WHY IS IT ALL ZOMBIE ON GIRL EXCEPT FOR ROTTYTOPS AND THAT ONE SKULLGIRLS CHARACTER


61eda0  No.15595599

File: 168a7834f64ecd9⋯.png (104.37 KB, 332x442, 166:221, 1397129948573.png)

>>15595478

>>15595588

>WHO ZOMBIE FUCKER HERE


36bc85  No.15595608

>>15595588

You seen that one doujin where the guy dicks the zombie girl and then she protects him from another zombie because she loves him/his dick?


0409f1  No.15595613

>>15595608

No. Got a link?


d60440  No.15595616

It could be argued that females in their most primal are protective of their posessions and even as meat chasing zombies they'd still be careful about upkeep of their clothes.

Alternatively nobody wanted to do it.


75c36b  No.15595625

File: 5d67f1bcaf7ac1f⋯.jpg (157.02 KB, 1068x806, 534:403, typical_feminist.jpg)

File: deb4fbcdd7e8020⋯.jpg (525.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ''Quads''.jpg)

How an Asari's genitalia (called "quads" ingame) was a mystery until ME3. Then the zombie-like Banshees proved they have human-like cunts.


36bc85  No.15595635


029b49  No.15595637

File: 543a617b539ed2e⋯.jpg (377.94 KB, 960x1800, 8:15, 1264875938817.jpg)

>>15595625

I thought "quads" were a Krogan thing. Like they have two pairs of balls or something.


93f6cb  No.15595645

>>15595608

I prefer the one where the maid scientist puts the brain of his deceased wife in the body of his deceased daughter than does lewd experiments like giving her feet the sensitivity of a pussy and giving her tentacle legs just to fuck with her.


36bc85  No.15595648

>>15595645

Got a link?


f8fe12  No.15595655

>>15595625

Don't know if you're just having a laugh, but a quad refers to Krogan balls.


f2c207  No.15595656

>>15595637

Correct. Asari genitals are called azure but that might be slang. Fuck knows why and how I remember this.


61eda0  No.15595672

>>15595625

I don't see a problem with those pics. If you're going to do body horror, then fucking go all the way with it. If you have to censor it to be "tasteful" or to protect delicate sensibilities, then you've defeated the purpose of body horror in the first place.


36bc85  No.15595675

>>15595672

Too bad some sick fucks find shit like that sexy


1720df  No.15595686


61eda0  No.15595692

File: d053a45a1f49bd5⋯.jpeg (5.33 KB, 199x253, 199:253, DogBurka.jpeg)

>>15595675

Sick fucks will jack off to anything though. What are you going to do, cover the whole world in a burka?


9936b7  No.15595695

>>15595692

>dogburka

<not "barka"


94a85d  No.15595711

I loved modding L4D to hell, anyone got any reccomended mods to try out while I reinstall this game?

I remember changing the zombies to storm troopers and just going through a whole ass game blasting away troopers with a pump shotty.


36bc85  No.15595714

>>15595692

Joke's on you, i was only pretending to not be one of those sick fucks

GASLIT


06c1c6  No.15595722

File: cdce158dd69b3ef⋯.jpg (64.56 KB, 604x340, 151:85, not this shit again.jpg)

>>15595345

>Think about it, the male anatomy is seen as something funny, in the simpsons movie, the whole joke of a part is that you can see bart's penis, now think if it had been lisa's cunny, everyone would have thrown a shitfit.

Yes, because penises are inherently comedic. That argument goes out the window precisely because the human posterior is identical for both sexes, proving there is a double standard.


75c36b  No.15595731

File: 4d16cbcac308b56⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Facts.jpg)

>>15595675

>Too bad some sick fucks find shit like that sexy

It's almost like last month didn't teach you anything. Human degeneracy knows no bounds.


9ef2e3  No.15595732

>>15595330

because men are not sexualized by the games audience you fucking jewish faggot


d8c981  No.15595740

File: 42e2b79cd3689e7⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs]_Zombieland_….png)

File: 03840f96e56544b⋯.webm (7.89 MB, 640x360, 16:9, headbang.webm)

I WANT TO FUCK A ZOMBIE


36bc85  No.15595747

>>15595731

Nigga learn to read more

>>15595740

Good taste


57027c  No.15595759

File: f81b594551657b0⋯.jpg (168.55 KB, 1215x3074, 1215:3074, FemaleZombieRE2.jpg)

>>15595711

The resident evil maps, some guys recreated the original resident evil, 2, 3 and outbreak in L4D.

>>15595722

Hey i never implied otherwise, im jsut saying it like it is.

>>15595740

Thats necrophilia anon, you will also probably catch horrible infections or get zombified.

Still, they are tempting some times.


336e44  No.15595789

>>15595740

This anime is badass. Especially last episode with the hip hop rap.


ad317a  No.15595798

Zombies are only sexy when they're not retarded nightmarish abominations that only care about sustenance and destroy relationships and ruin anywhere pleasant or when they have enough man remaining in their destroyed husk to still enjoy hot girls and now logically force themselves on instead of butchering them.

>>15595608

No. Sounds too fucking pure.


06c1c6  No.15595807

>>15595759

Sorry, I guess you were basically agreeing with me, it just irked me that you were using frontal nudity as an example when posterior nudity is what demonstrates the problem.


ad317a  No.15595817

>>15595635

Never mind, I did.


386387  No.15595821

File: 75a22f94399e8bd⋯.webm (15.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, zombi360.webm)

>>15595740

Keep it going.


43a889  No.15595822

>>15595585

Well, that depends on whether or not you could call necromorphs zombies.


36bc85  No.15595825

>>15595817

It was absolutely pure and delicious,yeah?


386387  No.15595837

File: 168e8665c282da8⋯.png (378.92 KB, 524x631, 524:631, zombie meido.PNG)


d8c981  No.15595855

File: eab17ff5226e3f1⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, rrrg.webm)

>>15595837

>benantoka


36bc85  No.15595863

File: 57f0fbf689fcc92⋯.jpg (23.54 KB, 680x456, 85:57, urkultured.jpg)

>>15595837

>marriage


386387  No.15595881

File: b379689bb0ee74c⋯.png (541 KB, 997x784, 997:784, YES2.PNG)


0409f1  No.15595925

File: 6ab6f817926ae05⋯.png (27.77 KB, 128x243, 128:243, Attempt to contain erectio….png)


d94d73  No.15595975

File: 221ec91a02bb247⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 526.58 KB, 1000x962, 500:481, Helck1.jpg)

File: 37733dc79aa6752⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 53.76 KB, 234x207, 26:23, Helck2.PNG)

>>15595881

Helck was a weird journey. It started off as a lighthearted spin on "Facing the Demon Lord" story, with the MC already being the strongest and just goofing off in the demon realm's tournament, to grimdark with Helck and his not-waifu fighting off the revival of an apocalyptic god who restarts the universe anew each time it succeeds, and which Helck is a prophet of.

Also the artstyle changed pretty weirdly too, I didn't even know he was supposed to have blue hair until the end of the manga, I thought he was just japanese He-Man.


5be87d  No.15595979

File: 9157cf4432c1b1e⋯.jpg (22.27 KB, 720x552, 30:23, 9157cf4432c1b1ec67cbf2c810….jpg)

>>15595722

>That argument goes out the window precisely because the human posterior is identical for both sexes

It isn't.

Man ass is top heavy, because angle of the pelvis, it's somewhat v-shaped. Stand straight and look at your ass, it's more meaty at the top, near your waist, then is sort of curves in, whereas female asses are bottom heavy.


5be87d  No.15595985

>>15595979

>because angle of the pelvis

Also, the direction of the legs also helps, men's legs are curved outward and women's legs are curved inward.


386387  No.15595986

>>15595975

The best way to watch it is just to stop right when the tournament ends. It's the perfect example of a simples story going so wrong due to it being stretched out so long.


06c1c6  No.15595996

>>15595979

They're still two big bulging lumps that consequently look hilarious.


d238a2  No.15596017

File: 09b80e0fc26d570⋯.jpg (470.5 KB, 1130x1600, 113:160, fd76df5c9926b4e4332cbb667c….jpg)

>>15595975

>Helck and his not-waifu

Too bad, no waifu for you, he gets that one far inferior other girl.

The whole manga was really bad by the end. It was powerups or secret hidden techniques out of the ass one after the other, and convenient deus ex machinas all the time. It really is too bad that Vamirio will never be remembered after the mango turned from gold into trash.


5a2845  No.15596018

>>15595722

Actually sexual hormones effect the way male and female asses are shaped: they are not at all the same. I don't know what kind of person you are, but this fact should be intuitive to any straight male.


93f6cb  No.15596028

File: ea0a56902711596⋯.png (347.18 KB, 600x575, 24:23, Male and female pelbis dif….png)

>>15595722

>That argument goes out the window precisely because the human posterior is identical for both sexes, proving there is a double standard.

The underlying structure of bone is completely different let alone the way hormones affect fat distribution. On average female asses are more "bubbly" and "perky" compared to men's more lean and v-shaped ass.


44f361  No.15596034

>>15595345

>if it had been lisa's cunny, everyone would have thrown a shitfit.

not me ( º ʖ º)


f5fde4  No.15596035

The logic is that guys aren’t as modest, which is why they’re also fine with their shirts off or cursing.

That’s not my opinion, that’s just how people inherently view it. Even feminist view it like this, which is why their method of “protest” is by acting masculine.

>>15595445

>tfw part of sport where girls all regularly exercise

>it costs money to do it so they’re also usually high caste/white

It’s so nice I almost forget that 3D is PD.


c88bf2  No.15596049

File: 3c92e1a64f8316a⋯.png (114.73 KB, 636x658, 318:329, 3c92e1a64f8316af5a83c43856….png)

>>15595722

>the human posterior is identical for both sexes

How could you think this? How could anyone think this?


d94d73  No.15596052

File: 5b4b086946dd16a⋯.jpg (126.7 KB, 500x630, 50:63, va.jpg)

>>15596017

I was saying she wasn't his waifu, I never said she wasn't mine.


bf0ec0  No.15596080

hey whats going on in this thread?


f5fde4  No.15596088

>>15595722

>because the human posterior is identical for both sexes

Anon have you looked at a girls ass? Have you looked at your own ass?

>>15595979

This is another reason why they probably don’t show girl zombie butts. It would probably detract from the tone if you wanted to fuck one of these vile things.


729534  No.15596102

Because men are more beautiful than women on a purely aesthetic level


b016e2  No.15596130

>>15595340

>Anon have you seen a female ass after 30? Its not pretty.

You must live in a strange place, because around here they keep giving you hardons till 50.


d238a2  No.15596172

>>15596052

I suppose that is one positive. It's a shame about what happened to her hair though.


3ee5c5  No.15596205

>>15595740

AOTY easily.


36bc85  No.15596207

>>15596080

We're talking about the anatomy of asses and zombie's we'd like to fuck


e385ec  No.15596346

>>15596130

>3DPD

>Giving a hardon

Begone, nigger.


553fef  No.15597667

File: de28fe0967ab780⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 502x754, 251:377, 669_1000.jpg)

>>15596130

Imagine related but marinated in it's own zombie rotting juices and varied filth. Truly, the stuff wet dreams are made of.


26303a  No.15597736

>>15596035

what sport anon? tennis?


5041bf  No.15597788

>>15595821

that sucked ass. it barely even rhymed. two sentences at the end maybe


93f6cb  No.15597792

File: 7289f1a000c2f29⋯.jpg (36.3 KB, 619x274, 619:274, cem_baits.jpg)

>15597788


feb2b6  No.15597841

File: fc9a31bf5d81c72⋯.jpeg (318.62 KB, 640x626, 320:313, 0B5408A9-8961-45B8-A8AD-C….jpeg)

>>15597736

Irish Dance.

>>15595821

Is this that show about zombie idols? The concept itself is so fucking weird that I wanna see it.


a4a477  No.15597854

>>15595731

Double D laying down the fucking law.


6cae5b  No.15597859

File: b11f22e66de7923⋯.png (135.53 KB, 338x422, 169:211, 87945616512.png)

>>15595588

>>15595740

that's my fetish


f808a1  No.15597914

Because Valve is FULL OF FUCKING FAGS LOL


14ed95  No.15598011

File: d0d3dd54698deaa⋯.jpeg (184.02 KB, 839x583, 839:583, 67665EAA-54C1-443F-9B1C-A….jpeg)

>>15595478

You know it.


981c3b  No.15605563

>>15595740

Damn straight.


761e79  No.15605639

>>15595635

>a depressed bear

What?


761e79  No.15605714

>>15595740

>check usual animu site for stream

>server is down

Fuck me…. anyone know where I can see this not in moonrunes?


c61eb5  No.15605744

>>15605714

masterani.me has been pretty good.


27d5f1  No.15605912

File: 6844043cfc6da62⋯.jpg (17.76 KB, 297x320, 297:320, Larry.jpg)

>>15595675

>Tfw jacked it to Hagraven nude mods

Give it a chance, man.


3d6089  No.15606223

File: 59017a47de82e59⋯.jpg (208.55 KB, 800x599, 800:599, 59017a47de82e5981b74bfea59….jpg)

>>15605714

>streaming anime


386b7d  No.15606277

>>15606223

>downloading anime that youre only going to watch once


ad317a  No.15607008

>>15606277

I can't save only the episodes of YnS where Sora or second best girl Kazuha wins, it's not right, faggot.




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