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File: 05b1d7eb8d97fd1⋯.jpg (58.79 KB, 720x718, 360:359, Yuge anime tiddys.jpg)

51de41  No.15588532

Hey fuckers, It's Fixit. My internet is finally back after 4 days so I can fill you in on the details now.

By next summer there will be an official 8chan Wurm Unlimited server. You fags get a two week headstart before it goes public. We're completely redoing the gods and tweaking how mob agro works in the meantime, but by the time it launches there should be several different full raid style dungeons, about 25-50 full quests, a changed pet system so they actually do something and the feature that I'm collecting retards to work on, the wurm proximity voice chat or as I lovingly call it, Autism Speaks.

I'll start work on putting up a design github for anyone interested in watching the progress sometime in the next few days. If you happen to be a Jewish Java Genie and would like to help hit me up at MrFixit@cock.li

See you guys in six months

72a034  No.15588547


da17a7  No.15588549

File: 27c0ee79f8609f9⋯.jpg (91.83 KB, 576x768, 3:4, confused aniki.jpg)

some questions I have:

1. how many autism do I need to play this game and not fuck my shit at collig

2. no seriously am I gonna lose my life or what

3. can I pirate because I don't like

4. who is fixit and why are you namefagging


842f4b  No.15588567

>>15588549

1. No autism, the opposite. Self control. A bit.

2. Yes

3. Depends on the server, some are pirate client friendly, others are not. The game is easily cracked, however.

4. one of the discord hyperkikes.


51de41  No.15588588

>>15588549

>how much autism

About your standard amount so 1-2 vaccines

>am i going to lose my life

Yes it always happens

>can i pirate it

yes but its also like 20 cents on G2A

>who is fixit

>>15588567

Not a discord hyperkike for one, I was the old admin of the last server that got absolutely ass fucked so now I'm doing it my way also I go all the way back to richfags server for anyone who didn't play recently


842f4b  No.15588600

>>15588588

nice numbers. I will reserve judgment then. who were you on richfag


da17a7  No.15588622

File: 7eff756fbcf7f59⋯.png (638.83 KB, 677x518, 677:518, 4652a345df84ddaf667adebfeb….png)

>>15588567

>>15588579

>>15588588 (nice dubs and nice double post faggot)

new questions

5.does the fact it's on g2a mean I need steam to play if I don't pirate

6. is our server going to be sailor of the seas friendly since you said it's a possibility

7. I lurked a couple of times your previous threads, I don't feel like reading a massive wiki, how hard is this shit to get into without a 300 page manual on how to cook fish


73807a  No.15588631

>>15588549

it's the most boring and grindy game ever made and all you do is the same menial task over and over for hours to level your buttfuck level to 39 so you don't get such bad RNG when trying to craft floppycocks


51de41  No.15588641

>>15588622

>do I need steam

No

>Is our server pirate friendly

Only a massive nigger would make it not pirate friendly

>I don't want to read a massive wiki

Can't fault you there, most people would be kind enough to help you in game but if you can't stand looking at a wiki every hour or so it might not be the game for you though once you get the hang of it, just like with ss13 it all comes naturally

>>15588631

Also tweaking how exp drops work so its slightly less autistic, like for example getting war machines to 99 wouldnt take literal years


842f4b  No.15588645

>>15588622

holy shit these DUBS

if you're retarded it's difficult otherwise it's literally just

>double click item

>right click other item

>left click intended action

the combat is runescape combat


73807a  No.15588651

>>15588641

just get a mod that levels your chosen skills automatically with time while offline to resemble Eco's superior design


da17a7  No.15588677

File: d6a80d7b61d5d53⋯.jpg (69.17 KB, 640x635, 128:127, 3201104829.jpg)

>>15588641

>if you can't stand looking at a wiki every hour or so it might not be the game for you

just what kind of depth are we talking about, is it

>look at the wiki to know which item is needed to craft what or which enemy from what area drops the golden phallus

or is it

<look at the wiki to learn quantum physics and complete the final solution

I mean I'm all for learning some mechanics but right now I can't be assed to learn a new job under the guise of a video game


842f4b  No.15588702

>>15588677

>I mean I'm all for learning some mechanics but right now I can't be assed to learn a new job under the guise of a video game

I can say with confidence wurm is not for you.


73807a  No.15588705

>>15588677

The game is not that complicated once you get the gist of it, but you'll need to check the wiki often at first (there's an in-game one). Like I said, the real meat of this game is how obscenely long it takes to level and how much mind-numbing monotonous clicking is required to accomplish anything. It's so bad that players just idly play without paying attention, or they bot, and it creates this soulless air of players being there but not really being there.


f07a09  No.15588707

>>15588567

>no autism

Nigger, ANYONE who ever leveled any crafting or building skill past 50 in any unmodded server is the definition of autist


51de41  No.15588714

File: 7167309d10cd968⋯.jpg (9.75 KB, 226x255, 226:255, who knows.jpg)

>>15588645

Nah I'll be making combat a lot more dynamic

>>15588677

It's autistic but not on the level of learning atmos in ss13 autistic

>>15588705

Hopefully the changes going to be made will make it feel more life like, ie the proximity chat


842f4b  No.15588717

>>15588707

>how many autism do I need to play this game and not fuck my shit at collig

This is what I was replying to.


51de41  No.15588724

File: dc8d50c4221814d⋯.jpg (48.6 KB, 502x460, 251:230, Gay away.jpg)

>>15588705

Also no fucking nigger bots allowed sorry fen


0532ae  No.15588805


ff561a  No.15588832

>>15588532

McB here,

Good lad.

as you were.


027700  No.15588860

>>15588532

>By next summer

NEW /v/ WURM SERVER

-8K Map

-1.5x/1.5x rates

<client

https://mega.nz/#!6JcziIhY!Cbb0krA5aZhxlDHzmtM9KjOjqSVOe11qCIQtPoxSnpw

<server ip

88.87.84.203:20000


f07a09  No.15588872

>>15588860

>1.5x/1.5x rates

Dead on arrival


ff561a  No.15588876

>>15588860

>8k

deader still


842f4b  No.15588881

File: 145f57870a02d70⋯.jpg (15.13 KB, 174x167, 174:167, 1336661930077.jpg)

>>15588860

8k

1.5/1.5

oh shit nilfgur what are you doing


51de41  No.15588894

>>15588860

Fuck off Kike no one wanted to join your discord clique server last time you posted it and we still don't


b8fe87  No.15588901

>>15588532

You better let us have a 6 month head start and post the server info right now otherwise I'm going to be really mad.


0b60f7  No.15588962

>voice chat

>redoing gods

>redoing mob aggro

>changing pets

>more dynamic combat

this seems like a lot, are you sure any of that is actually happening?


51de41  No.15588977

>>15588962

Redoing gods is piss easy and we've already done some in the past, as for changing mob aggro, that might be a bit harder.

Voicechats going to take the longest by far but we should be able to get it working. And more dynamic combat is basically just going to be some minor tweeks like, Moving doesnt decrease CR because literally why would moving do that when its easier to hit a still target than a standing one and tweaks to the special moves and spells, and besides we have six months


842f4b  No.15588981

>>15588977

why would you make a voice thing when you could just also use mumble or teamspeak or some shit?


51de41  No.15588988

File: 1e29a79bd327845⋯.jpg (79.38 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Thats so embarrasing.jpg)

>>15588977

A still target than a moving one sorry im tired and retarded

>>15588981

You know Acre from arma 3 right? think that but wurm


b8fe87  No.15588990

>>15588981

Because not everyone wants to use a third party program even a decent one such as mumble and those that do end up making an elitist heirarchy.


027700  No.15589015

>>15588872

>>15588874

>>15588876

>>15588883

>>15588894

>butthurt waitfags

oy vey


51de41  No.15589020

File: 936ab364e641b97⋯.png (308.49 KB, 990x682, 45:31, Cia Nigger.png)

>>15589015

Begone kike no one likes you


b8fe87  No.15589024

File: 80a8cff2e94159e⋯.png (8.78 KB, 394x310, 197:155, gotcha.png)

>>15589015

Go back


f07a09  No.15589035

>>15589015

Better wait 6 months than wait 6 years to cap any skill with that retarded 1.5x rate


027700  No.15589039

>>15589024

delete this


027700  No.15589048

>>15589035

>i must cap every skill in a week in a game with no general levels designed for teamwork and skill hierarchy among players

why even play wurm, just play wow


16318e  No.15589049

File: 0fde84f92b675b9⋯.jpeg (246.44 KB, 1434x1074, 239:179, smug Lina.jpeg)

>>15588532

>public

At least this mean it might not be dead after two weeks. See you austimo faggots next year, then.

>>15588860

>getting burned out on the shitty dickscord serb

I hope none of you fall for this ruse.


f07a09  No.15589057

>>15589048

>not specializing in one thing so you can be the dedicated x for the group

You have not played this game in any sort of depth at all, faggot


027700  No.15589063

>>15589049

>>15589057

look how defensive these waitfags are

OYVEY nobody can play the game until i can play the game

>in 6 months only when school is out because everyone must comform to my schedule and everyone must stop playing when school starts to conform to my schedule. nobody can play again until school is out again for me


103cf4  No.15589065

>Jewish Java Genie

No thanks. I'll just keep playing on that Asheron's Call emulator some anon keeps posting. Fuckin comfy and the PvP actually takes some fucking skill.


b8fe87  No.15589066

>>15589063

>thinking we are waiting for college niggers


51de41  No.15589073

File: 4d48fcb937d2ee1⋯.png (737.76 KB, 854x960, 427:480, (you).png)

>>15589063

No one wants to play with 4kids that use discord


16318e  No.15589079

File: 3e1c5e19819637a⋯.png (11.95 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 4aa1e94d8fed8c639dd066838d….png)

<027700

What seems to be the problem, kike? This weak shit doesn't even deserve a (((you))).


027700  No.15589237

>>15589079

>>15589073

>anyone that dares to play wurm without waiting for the approved wurm play window that happens to be when I'm not studying for my social justice degree is from discord or a jew

>we must wait unlimited months for a 1k map with 30x/30x rates because i'm a casual and can't spend more than 3 minutes walking to pvp and don't want to grind despite claiming to want to play wurm


e3070f  No.15589251

>anyone who's burnt out and wants to wait for a server that isn't rushed is retarded


027700  No.15589255

>>15589251

>discouraging others from playing wurm until your not burned out anymore

>people can only play wurm when i'm ready to play wurm


adc049  No.15589269

its only 6 months retard and its 6 more months until you stop being a whiny bitch


e3070f  No.15589288

>>15589255

No we just dont want to play with retards like you


027700  No.15589303

>>15589288

>(((we)))

there's 20 people on the server already


e3070f  No.15589324

>>15589303

Congrats last server we started with 47 and it died in two weeks, fuck off kikecord


0b60f7  No.15589346

i haven't checked but i can tell the server he posted doesn't exist


b8fe87  No.15589386

>>15589346

It's gamecoma on the wurm server listings. It's been out for a year. Pve is the 8k but pvp is only 2k. So most, if not all, of the good areas are already taken.


b8fe87  No.15589391

>>15589386

Forgot to mention that it's russian so if you want to play with slav niggers there you go


237c66  No.15589478

File: e59784cd8538203⋯.jpg (750.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wurm.20161108.1555.jpg)

File: 82e8b190e8fdcf9⋯.jpg (550.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wurm.20161108.1556.jpg)

File: 583507840c6e3e4⋯.jpg (421.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wurm.20161203.2330.jpg)

File: c083ec1c5473c32⋯.jpg (463.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wurm.20161203.2331.jpg)

File: f2c7907ebb4a7be⋯.jpg (414.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wurm.20161203.2332.jpg)

The dungeons and quests sounds very promising. Best of luck to finalizing that, because this alone could give purpose for having 2 kingdoms fight over these. Though would you split 8ch into two, or have us do all the dungeons before the 2 week hiatus pubs come in, just a conflicting problem I thought needs to be addressed. Depending on dungeon loot, this could make us very OP.


51de41  No.15589578

>>15589478

Raids wont open until a month or so in minor dungeons and quests will open when it goes public. also for all you libia fags out there since libia wont really exist there are going to be two major kingdoms a neutral and a white light, black light will be reserved for the npc kingdom/events


adc049  No.15589619

File: 3a856dac48dbeaa⋯.jpg (461.47 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Mightiest Nigger.jpg)

>>15589578

>no blacklight

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


f07a09  No.15589620

>>15589578

>black light npc only

DEAD ON ARRIVAL TOO


45fb17  No.15589625

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEVER FORGET


51de41  No.15589633

File: d24734ea029f61b⋯.png (86.52 KB, 385x147, 55:21, We should atleast ask.png)

>>15589619

>>15589620

I didn't say no blacklight at all did I? maybe there's a bit of a surprise in store just wait you silly goys once things are closer to being finished ill spoil bits of the plan


3eed94  No.15589984

>>15588532

Sounds promising, good luck getting all that shit ready. You'll probably not want to make too many threads like this prior to opening the server to us as you'll likely get diskike niggers shitting them up as you see now. That and I'd rather forget that you're doing this and be surprised when the serb's finally finished.

>>15588588

>richfag

rip


51de41  No.15589998

File: 4cf74b9925448b5⋯.png (69.78 KB, 289x320, 289:320, Trusted a Morarn.png)

>>15589952

As the person who was keeping the last server alive I have to say, Fuck off you insufferable cunt. You know who we ran out of the village? you fucks, Wolfspider and his ilk that have lurked the discord and got rightly bullycided into the next dimension. Fuck sake half of the wurm discord are unironically traps. On top of that, do you remember you glorious mod from the last wurm server Moron? Gladly fuck off this thread no one wants you here.

>>15589984

Only made this thread because the one the discord cucks made got trimmed where i was talking about it last while my internet was dead. Don't expect too many threads the most you'll see is every couple of months leading up to it.


8295ee  No.15590015

>>15589952

discord is shit


51de41  No.15590016

File: a501883c36f493b⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 442x483, 442:483, IT HURTS.jpg)

>>15590011

now I can't tell if I've been baited or hes really this retarded help


b79091  No.15590019

>>15589984

Wasn't the last server the one with the ridiculously large map and pointless extra grind at the beginning for tools because you didn't start with anything?


f8260b  No.15590028

File: 00a9528d9a90737⋯.png (715.41 KB, 700x732, 175:183, 00a9528d9a907374aa6b7069c5….png)

>>15589998

Half of wurm discord are traps? Link. NOW.


f07a09  No.15590041

>>15590028

>traps

They aren't proper traps, they are ugly ass trannies that look like 40 year old meth heads and wouldn't pass as female no matter how much you squint


adc049  No.15590044

File: 657452e0afe25df⋯.jpg (57.44 KB, 700x525, 4:3, magnumWurm.jpg)

>>15589998

SEETHING

stay mad fag. also i was only a mod for like 2 hours total


51de41  No.15590050

File: 55401d15bc11a90⋯.jpg (37.29 KB, 400x465, 80:93, Anger.jpg)

>>15590044

I mean if he was joking he absolutely fucking got be but other wise holy shit, that and you were an absolute dumpster fire of a mod, you literally buffed Black light for your cuckchan butt buddies


adc049  No.15590070

>>15590050

that was how they worked for the past 3 servers, literally nothing changed there. worst i did was overbuffing the shod club which i take full responsibility for that


2ad388  No.15590078

>>15590070

Don't worry, they are just jealous because the Discord crew was and still is better than the boardcucks.


b94150  No.15590080

File: a584d7d99d4fffc⋯.jpg (177.51 KB, 720x521, 720:521, 20181015_003755.jpg)

>>15590070

What, bigger you did way more than that. You buffed blacklights spells, nerfed whitelight spells, fucked up all the damage stats for weapons so that crowbars were the strongest, gace cuckchan a stick that let them swap the numerical values of stats and it took everyone bitching to get you to quit


51de41  No.15590088

>>15590078

This man truly has the highest meme power of them all

>>15590080

>>15590070

Also this, on top of that you were super lazy with events, going to the point where you literally had every event on a 5 by 5 square of marble and nothing else.


2dd039  No.15590093

File: 82eac0d2b58b643⋯.jpg (328.37 KB, 1124x850, 562:425, 1381179613300.jpg)

I wish Rolf would release Epic 2.0, with a fresh start for everyone. Then maybe you all could experience the true autism, the true misery that is Wurm Online.


adc049  No.15590095

>>15590080

>buff nerfed spells

i absolutely did no such thing. the only change was to the lib spell healing without needing to damage and thats on by default in the mod and has been a thing for the last 3 servers

>crowbars

unintentional oversight. top weapons overall were nerfed compared to their vanilla version, lesser weapons brought up to a certain standard, and crowbards were just untouched to they slipped by on oversight

>cuchchan stick

i have no idea what youre talking about i didnt spawn anything for anyone

>quit

i was booted because the serverfag didnt like me


adc049  No.15590101

>>15590088

>>15590080

oh i get it. youre confusing me with someone else or i suddenly started taking the blame for shit i didnt do. no, the serverfag had a total of 4 different people with mod powers so youre probably confusing me with one of the other ones


51de41  No.15590105

File: 9ff73308744d450⋯.png (271.4 KB, 637x272, 637:272, We're Cool Man.png)

>>15590101

my bad I think I might be confusing you for arsenic, either that or you really are the turbo kike and your trying to ruse me, either way the discord clique is absolutely shit and If any of them bother to read the thread they should be able to see how badly we don't want them


ad3cc2  No.15590111

File: 25ece2fb253fc4e⋯.webm (11.95 MB, 711x400, 711:400, Why You Shouldn't Use Dis….webm)

repostan.


2ad388  No.15590117

>>15590105

Fuck you faggot. Our Discord consists of Wurm's most elite players and you will never stop our plans for total Wurm domination.

NEW WURM ORDER


842f4b  No.15590120

>>15590117

wolfspider is in the discord so your argument is invalid.


51de41  No.15590123

File: fe91476f9415aca⋯.png (206.62 KB, 332x360, 83:90, I really wish you told me ….png)

>>15590117

Ok I like you, and if the posts you deleted were actually bait I'll give it to you, you absolutely fucking got me


2ad388  No.15590124

File: 6e43c5be730321e⋯.png (205.75 KB, 1631x1571, 1631:1571, 6e43c5be730321ec5f41708aac….png)

>>15590123

A mod deleted the pranks. I'll be here all week.


a388c9  No.15590666

>next summer

Hey, glad I'll have time to remember how to do absolutely anything. Was kind of hoping for a winter season of Wurm but I can just dick around with my old local server.


e55365  No.15590714

>>15588702

Wurm isn't for anyone.


51de41  No.15591179

File: b2eec29c183b474⋯.png (401.21 KB, 600x764, 150:191, a.y.y..png)

>>15590666

See you in 6 months satan


ee95e5  No.15591835

>>15591179

What's the reasonning behind the 2 weeks headstart ? If anything i feel it should be the opposite.


fc7d13  No.15591848

>>15591835

So any autists that can't handle wurm will burn out and leave the oldfags as the most potent threat on the server so they can fight against the no life pubbie horde


027700  No.15591858

>>15590666

>Was kind of hoping for a winter season of Wurm

>>15588860

waitfags will never come up with anything of value and will kill their server as soon as the population drops for more than a day and they have to go back to school, at which point everyone else is expected to quit and wait again for another 6-8 months for another garbage server that will last for 2 weeks.

waitfags have no stamina

it's better to set up on a server with proven uptime and stamina


027700  No.15591865

>>15591848

>So any autists that can't handle wurm will burn out and leave

i thought the waitfag goal was to wait an infinite amount of time so they can release a server with maximum energy

for two weeks until school starts

to do what you describe would require actually keeping a server up even when the temporary waitfag population drops


fc7d13  No.15591878

>>15589633

What do you mean libia doesn't exist? Are you making an entire new set of gods? And if so dont be a massive nigger, actually do passive and priest effects


fc7d13  No.15591884

<027700

Leave already kike we aren't going to fall for your ruse cruse


b8fe87  No.15591889

>>15591865

The server is going to be listed public so there will be normalfags to bully.

>>15591878

>>15588532


fc7d13  No.15591893

>>15591865

Also from what I've heard fixit plans to keep the server up for at least half a year if he can and do server wipes every so often


027700  No.15591899

>>15591884

what's the ruse?

you can't trick someone into doing one thing instead of doing another thing when the other thing doesn't exist.


fc7d13  No.15591904

File: 5664be59f4aa9d7⋯.png (1.19 MB, 960x882, 160:147, 5664be59f4aa9d7ec1a169eced….png)

I didn't know the concept of waiting doesn't exist to you my bad


027700  No.15591906

>>15591893

server wipes seem like overkill. what should be done is increase the deterioration rate. There's no reason a QL10 wall should stay up for 10 years without repair. If a server stays up for a while deed's should require maintenance and anything that is built off deed shouldn't last more than a couple weeks without repair.


f86738  No.15591938

NEW SERVER IS UP

4k map

5x/5x rates

all the usual mods

IP: 234.32.183.62

Port: 12987


998786  No.15591957

File: 9faa0b53a8b311a⋯.png (171.15 KB, 207x306, 23:34, eager.png)

>>15588532

>>15588860

>>15591938

Wait what's going on

What do I need if I want to just dive in now?


7fa0bd  No.15591979

>>15591957

I'd wait for the real serb. The problem with Wurm is that if the server isn't active or built correctly You'll get burnt out pretty quick. It's also obvious from that poster's sage that he's from the discord. If you want to play anyways I'd just dig around on the wiki and jump in. But again, I'd wait.


998786  No.15592052

>>15591979

Sounds good to me. I'll dig around the wiki for a couple days and if I like what I see I'll give one of the servers a try on wednesday or so.


51de41  No.15592212

File: 9f642dab535379d⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 960x540, 16:9, The mic is yours.jpg)

So you guys can feel special and get the hang of some of the new changes, that and there are a lot of no life Russians out there that will fucking autism harder than any of us can

>>15591858

>id 027700

Opinion Discarded

>>15591878

>>15591889

All new pantheon of gods for each, probably 4 for whitelight 4-5 for neutral, and 4 or so for black light.

>>15591938

Fuck off nigger

>>15591957

If you want to dive in right now which I don't completely advise since most public wurm servers are fucking quadruple retarded but just either buy the game off of G2A for 60 cents or find a pirate friendly server.

>>15591979

what he said

>>15588832

Also hey you beautiful bastard

On that note, on the launch of the new server I'll be posting 50 or so keys for the game so any newfags who might either be lurking and want to give it a shot, or old vets who only used the pirated client will have an excuse to play using the official one, as well as the pirated client that I will post with a plethora of mods that are commonly used along with the Autism Speaks mod and plugin for ts3


7a0531  No.15592381

>>15592212

>entire new pantheon of gods

Holy fug

>50 free keys

Fixit is richfag reborn


51de41  No.15592390

File: b67c9b383ff674e⋯.jpg (108.56 KB, 1080x1158, 180:193, Fun involved.jpg)

>>15592381

nah It's like 40 bucks max

Besides more players more fun


027700  No.15592399

>>15591979

>I'd wait for the real serb.

says the waitfag

>>15591957

i would not listen to waitfags and enjoy the game now instead of waiting unlimited months. there are real servers up right now and they will stay up far longer than the waitfag server. waitfags wait and wait, 8-12 months later a server comes out, they play for two weeks, quit, and then shill waiting more.

waitfags are the cancer killing wurm.


51de41  No.15592553

File: 3431b659ca9d3a7⋯.jpg (72.77 KB, 423x412, 423:412, really now.jpg)

>>15592399

>waitfags are the cancer killing wurm

>play while you're burned out so you quit faster

>lets play on a pubbie server thats been up for a year

>come on guys don't worry that we're a discord hive mind come join us

>don't listen to the people telling you to wait for a server that's properly set up and ready to go

>trust me goy


f5253d  No.15592655

>>15592381

We need to make an altar to richfag frankly, or atleast a marble tower in his name, he deserves as much for trying to let us all have fun with his dying days.


027700  No.15593138

File: cdf789211ff48b8⋯.jpg (69.89 KB, 423x412, 423:412, 3431b659ca9d3a71bd6135a450….jpg)

>>15592553

>play while you're burned out so you quit faster

<don't get burned out, you have to play on MY server

>lets play on a pubbie server thats been up for a year

<MY SERVER ONLY

>come on guys don't worry that we're a discord hive mind come join us

<everyone that isn't on MY server is a discord user

>don't listen to the people telling you to wait for a server that's properly set up and ready to go

<I AM THE ONLY ONE who can set up a wurm server (even though it'll take me a full year to do it)

>trust me goy


0cb308  No.15593300

File: f2b6ac4fe7090d1⋯.gif (2.91 MB, 1024x435, 1024:435, 7436d514bb7f119b79cb5c79e1….gif)

OYVEYUS YOU FUCKING COCKMONGLER

To the guy who actually wants to try Wurm, let me tell you a story

>quarterly Wurm threads start popping up

>people start talking

>it has been a bit, but most can't wait

>let it die anon shows up and tosses in his (1) and done

>universe is balanced

>guy has plans of making a map based on Mediterranean

>everyone decently excited, discussion of XP and rate begins (because Wurm unlimited vanilla is known as a literal online retirement home tier of grinding) Wurm Online makes that pale in comparison

>everyone is being told it's going to be a summer thing, most are fine with this

>suddenly 3 or 4 threads in, a new ID posts a server, with wonky rates, a default map, and absolutely no effort whatsoever in establishing anything

>thread erupts into chaos

>people point out that there is no general spawn area, new players immediately set on by lava spiders and other terrifying monsters

>thread has two or three people defending this, trying to call everyone else waitfags

>clearly in shock as to why people would rather wait on a map that has effort put into it and not immediately play a map with a crowning achievement of being up a grand total of >8 hours

>eventually, it comes out that a discord group did this in attempt to be attention whores

>coerced and bullied into having a vote

>the now rushed to completion Mediterranean, a map that looked like a chicken meal, and a map that was a fucking spider

Guess what won

>Discfags mad, but attempt to assimilate

>One tries to go with the 8/v/ group

>outs himself as an immediate fag, not for his use of discord, but for constant complaints and whining about waitfags

>eventually bullied by everyone, goes and creates his own place

>still complained on threads, so people found his home which was hilariously close and grabbed a few things

>astronomical asspain continues on threads for a few more weeks before finally dying along with the serb

What you should take away from this is a few things

1)The Discfags are not from 4chan

2)They have fucked up the severs multiple times

3)Oygayus is still eternally assmad

4)Wurm is actually really comfy and fun with anons, but it takes time to plan shit out, which is why the OP wants time to do this

5)rates are the foundation to a good serb, they may cry about immediately getting to 90, but if they go anything less than 4x and you will never see a skill level after 15

Finally, feel free to hop into a sever, and talk with people, but understand many of the big servers are no fun allowed. But if you can get over the mild hurdles you'll. Find a decently fun game with one of the best crafting systems in an mmo out there.


b49a07  No.15593328

File: 0d9c9ceb637c76b⋯.webm (4.77 MB, 512x288, 16:9, 0d9c9ceb637c76b9ff1acaf38….webm)

>>15588532

>Six months

>>15591957

A time machine :^)


c5fbc3  No.15593403

File: becb7b44ed34bed⋯.png (38.6 KB, 1272x892, 318:223, Capture3.png)

>>15593300

i smell envy that you couldnt come up with a better idea


9db6e6  No.15593423

File: 7153a19f0f60939⋯.jpeg (13.55 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 6e4864215109070bb3754132b….jpeg)

>>15593138

You know that naming the Jew is only useful when someone is actually doing something jewish, right? It's obvious that you have an unhealthy fixation with getting new players because you're bored playing with the same people. Perhaps if you put effort into your servers and people might want to play them? Also, if you are a dicksword fag, maybe having a clique outside of 8chan is also affecting new players wanting to join, yeh? I would recommend being less of a sperg, it only drives away new players.


0cb308  No.15593469

>>15593403

I know you're meming me, but God that shit made me mad.

>guys why are you voting for that shit mapfag made?

>how about a map my friend made in less than 5 minutes on paint that would be DOA?

>w-why is my map losing?

>it must be the w*itfags

Talk about a grade A clusterfuck


842f4b  No.15593661

>>15593469

it didn't have enough clay


998786  No.15593711

File: 3a402ac000be477⋯.jpg (20.02 KB, 380x254, 190:127, f426dc14cb7f129d79cb5c79e1….jpg)

>Morrowind-style armor slots where you can have a leather glove on one hand and an iron glove in the other

Yes.

>You can make a viking longship or a corbita

YE-

<the fuck is a corbita?

>"The merchant ship of imperial Rome"

IMPERATOR.

>you can go around killing goblins like in that new annie mae that's been making the rounds

>they even have leaders you can slay

YES

>kill goblins, butcher their meat, and come home to make goblin sandwiches over the campfire

I'm fucking sold. I got one of those shitty cheap codes and now I'm waiting on my potato internet to download this fucker.


b8fe87  No.15593741

>>15593711

Now the next thing to do is look for some skill that you want to focus on. Towns have 'dedicated' people doing certain professions, that said people do quit and it is nice to have backups.


842f4b  No.15593749

>>15593741

>>15593711

going to need a server first. I think OP's server sounds amazing but a year, goddamn. Why even make the thread yet?


51de41  No.15593757

File: ed38d876211de97⋯.jpg (310.7 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Ass goblins of auschwitz.jpg)

>>15593138

no you're just clearly retarded and falling into the same trap the last server did, also if i wanted too I could have a wurm server hosted within the hour, that doesn't mean it would be anywhere close to good

>>15593300

You're forgetting something, there was an unironic 4kids discord group that was made of literal traps, one guy who was cool that was into /clang/ and shotacons

>>15593423

He's retarded logic wont work on him

>>15593711

Ironically the last dungeon of the previous server was a goblin slayer themed dungeon with a goblin war leader boss

>>15593749

Because the last one that the discord kids made got trimmed before i could finish posting all the information about the time and date, that and asking if anyone would like to throw their hat into the ring and help work on it

Things like this take time, It would have been done sooner but I decided to let people other than me dictate the pace at which work was being done, now that I'm driving shits actually getting done, and besides it's not a year its 6 months


027700  No.15593762

>>15593711

THIS MADMAN'S ABOUT TO START PLAYING SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>15593749

the waitfags like to make threads every once in a while to remind themselves that they must continue to wait and not play the game

>>15593757

it doesn't take 6 months to start a server


51de41  No.15593763

File: 2055b88aba79ee9⋯.jpg (48.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1463273680233.jpg)

>>15593762

you don't read very well do you, try reading the OP again and see why its taking time


842f4b  No.15593774

File: a1631057883fa58⋯.png (399.99 KB, 500x765, 100:153, Ass_Goblins_of_Auschwitz.png)

>>15593757

Remember the six months, goyim. why god, please heave that server out before the seasons that are fun to spend outdoors


b130bf  No.15593799

File: 3bee77dbcadf73b⋯.jpg (53.91 KB, 2048x398, 1024:199, B-P-qxACYAAznqQ.jpg)

>>15593774

>that image


2ad388  No.15593861

Looking back at this thread reminds me of the years we had the exact same arguments and nobody ever seemed to learn a thing. Even about the wait for a developing server. Truly a time capsule.


c5fbc3  No.15593867

>>15593861

wait another couple years and you can retired off the memory stocks


51de41  No.15593874

File: bb3dc26600b94fb⋯.jpg (27.76 KB, 367x384, 367:384, This problem requires a pr….jpg)

>>15593774

I'm going as fast as I can, but I'd rather have a completely flushed out server than a rushed one that dies in two weeks like last time


e2b655  No.15593911

File: bde6fca8eb34ca5⋯.jpg (74.83 KB, 1289x323, 1289:323, YES!.jpg)

>>15593799

Something wrong?


842f4b  No.15593976

>>15593874

You're taking this cunt public, right? Well, beta testers, right here. Whenever you hit that point you could just give advance warning "shit goes down today until whenever".


51de41  No.15593998

File: 32c1b81557ef7b4⋯.jpg (337.91 KB, 600x682, 300:341, like.jpg)

>>15593976

To be fair i was just going to use the mass collection of oldfags at my disposal but I guess a public beta for 8chan in a month or two wouldn't hurt, at most you would get to do is see the map and a demonstration of how some of the systems will work out, but since for literally everyone this will be a new experience I don't know if it would ruin the surprises. unless your actually talking about persistent testing in which case maybe even though I can do it myself


c5fbc3  No.15594016

>>15589998

heres for your reference or amusement; the armory values for the last server:

https://pastebin.com/EgqR7bAM

side note, the last serverfag literlly didnt understand the instructions on how to edit these properties files

spellcraft:

https://pastebin.com/w4SrLVBm

and spellmod:

https://pastebin.com/8TkH0uwi


51de41  No.15594019

File: 9dc7fd2ff2053e4⋯.gif (2.23 MB, 530x674, 265:337, Nods Respectfully Towards ….gif)

>>15594012

Trust me as the person who had to fix it I already have 5 copies of the armory file

Thanks for posting it though


c5fbc3  No.15594023

>>15594019

pastebin the earliest copy you got please


51de41  No.15594054

File: bd2ca772933994a⋯.jpg (67.85 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1460258322193.jpg)

>>15594023

I'll do it when its not 2 am, I have to get ready for work


2cfe8f  No.15594069

let it die


01f336  No.15594139

>>15591858

>>15591899

>/v/ doesnt have a server for x game

>just post a thread linking to a subreddit that does

this is your logic discordfags

>>15593874

how does making a server take literally six months


729592  No.15594155

>hey guys, i'm making an official wurm serb in maybe a year!

>>15588860

<NO FUCK YOU, HERE'S AN 8K SERB BECAUSE FUCK LEARNING LESSONS

>>15591938

<lol new serb u guis xxDDD

Meanwhile, if you were to check the Discord, Discordfags are laughing at how stupid everyone ITT is. We were promised a winter serb, What is the update on the winter serb. Why do Discordfags have the habit of having acting like they're the ones in control with such amazing ideas but never inform the rest of us as to what they're doing and why until the last possible moment and then get super salty and abandon their own serbs? And if it's not them, it's always somebody else who runs in to screech about some other serb that carries some other horrible set of rules or settings. Why must this be the way? 4k map with a few dedicated admins and as few mods as possible to make the game playable without being retarded and broken, why is this so hard?


51de41  No.15594163

File: 3f1c54ab82877ef⋯.png (199.06 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Absolutly stressful.png)

>>15594139

holy shit can none of you read what the fuck

>>15588532

>We're completely redoing the gods and tweaking how mob agro works in the meantime, but by the time it launches there should be several different full raid style dungeons, about 25-50 full quests, a changed pet system so they actually do something and the feature that I'm collecting retards to work on, the wurm proximity voice chat or as I lovingly call it, Autism Speaks.

I left out the fact that I'll also be tweaking the combat and special system and will have to create completely new spells and miracles,and modify the way mob aggro works.

As I said before, I'm not making the same mistakes the last 2 or 3 servers did and not actually plan this out, and if you couldn't guess making a mod for detecting player position, translating that to a ts3 plugin, checking for barriers in between to dampen sound, and wurms fake z level for accurate echoing takes a bit of time

>>15594155

No fucking idea I'm not a part of the discord, all I remember was that instead of doing a winter server we would do summer. Since it will be summer we'll have plenty of newfags to bully into the next dimension, and if this manages to stick I'll host it year round and do yearly wipes.

I'm going as fast as I can ;-;


729592  No.15594168

>>15594163

By all means, you do you. It's just that this is what happened last time. Some anon came in whispering sweet ideas then got railroaded and replaced with (((other))) plans and ideas that died in less than a month.


729592  No.15594186

>>15594168

>last time.

With the Deus Vult map, I mean. Last serb was just some depressed Aussie who banned his own vols and left the serb to go die in a ditch or whatever. Deus Vult map, that was some lad with an idea. Threads and threads of everyone being on board, and then came (((them))) to co-opt it all, tricked Mapfag into being subservient to them, and rushed everything into being a spiteful, underdeveloped mess.

And then the player mentality itself where it was just a few people trying to make comfy while everyone else ran after stats only to immediately fuck off once they had them. Nobody ever seems to have their priorities straight with this game.


d4caa9  No.15594187

I'll never forgive Rolf for rickrolling me.


0cb308  No.15594318

>>15594163

Take your time, anon, you know we can all wait s*x months

>>15594168

>>15594186

I think the worst part of all of it was learning the fags weren't even from 4chan. We expected to see HOTS with a shit load of players hopefully from threads that people claimed were being made, we instead found out that it was just some super sekrit club that had no intention of advertising the game on half/v/ to get more autists involved and keep the serb they already fucked over alive.


592757  No.15594339

File: 5fa4f42628d5494⋯.jpg (97.16 KB, 1038x194, 519:97, 376dda0fd3dfeb078018df54d3….jpg)

>>15593300 (checked)

this sounds like some gay drama gay shit, what did I step into

>>15593911 (also checked)

gotta go wider


0cb308  No.15594385

>>15594339

>what did I step into

A tale as old as about a year or so ago, give or take six months really since talking about wurm occurs pretty often but servers are less common, a new one popping up is a big deal. So when people show from God knows where shows up and screws with things multiple times, it sticks.

If you're the same new guy, stick around, it's honestly a fun game even with retards occasionally calling the shots


8369c2  No.15594408

I never understood how people could get into Wurm.

It runs like fucking ass, looks even worse and even the most basic tasks are so mundane and outright boring it really makes you wonder if you could spend the time better by watching your grandma wither away in her sleep.


b41853  No.15594632

File: 2f5ab90244e0281⋯.png (2.87 MB, 1545x1118, 1545:1118, Animal husbandry Incresed ….png)

>>15594408

say that to the Runescape fags


01f336  No.15595120

>>15594163

I can read, I'm wondering how implementing these features has an estimate of 6 entire months.

Either it must be some complex shit or there are like 2 people working on it both with full time jobs or something similar.

I'm all for autistically making shit perfect I'm just kind of curious about 6 entire months

And when are people who say shit like "lol gues u wernt invited to the discord xD" getting the banhammer? I almost doubt someone dumb enough to use discord would even know how to ban evade.


41b5c7  No.15595178

File: bdf558ebec98d1b⋯.png (241.91 KB, 1222x1177, 1222:1177, 1539634266359.png)

t. Althazar


e389c4  No.15595197

File: e23c5fd02486f62⋯.jpg (17.37 KB, 263x253, 263:253, 1441659117144.jpg)

>>15593300

God damn it you guys are always warned about Discord (and IRC), how Discord is nothing but a cesspit worse then anything else and every time faggots from Discord are allowed to get away with shit because nobody listens.


52baad  No.15595277

>>15595120

It probably won't take exactly six months but its not only the six months but it would also mean the launch of the server would be at summer's start giving people an excuse to play


52baad  No.15595286

>>15595120

Also it's both of those reasons you listed, hence why I'm hunting for java wizards to help lighten the load


c790e7  No.15595552

File: 7bb628409c4062f⋯.png (40.64 KB, 235x207, 235:207, literal disgust.png)

>>15595197

This right here.

It's basically impossible to take part in a /v/ general because discord jews always take over.

Wurm threads have a large amount of oldfags and require massive autism to join, so they have salvation. Lynch a discordfag today.


ac2d00  No.15595597

File: f6d838762e80111⋯.jpg (70.34 KB, 700x525, 4:3, image.jpg)

>>15595552

Colin has no business being disgusting with anyone aside from himself.


5506d0  No.15595600

>>15595597

What did anybody expect? He's a leaf


dc3367  No.15595697

>>15595552

So what you're saying is you want me to make using any voip outside of Autism Speaks a bannable offense I was thinking about it before and how funny it would be

Fuck it, death to discordfags


8e74c4  No.15595712

>>15595597

You just don't appreciate the dedication he has to his craft, he even raised his child to be a joke.


fcd99d  No.15595733

File: ce1e831a79fe7be⋯.gif (228.95 KB, 180x104, 45:26, 1291321596458.gif)

>>15595712

Got 'em.


9accf2  No.15595792

File: 3210a0b49ea2e09⋯.png (577.92 KB, 887x476, 887:476, 1441232605982.png)


729592  No.15596698

>>15594318

That, too. No planning, no perfecting, no dedication, just smugness. I'd probably still play it the same all over again, but god damn.

>>15595712

>come back to thread

>scroll down

>see this without seeing previous posts

>instantly think the topic is ScientistDad


0cb308  No.15597083

>>15596698

>I'd probably still play it the same all over again, but god damn.

No argument there, especially the latter. I could definitely do without the smugness, but at least everyone had some laughs the occasional village sperg-out definitely had its perks.

That all being said, a relatively drama free Wurm serb wouldn't be bad for a change of pace, unless we can get plenty of normalfags (and an actual halfchan group to throw into the mix) to fuck with


51de41  No.15597191

File: f8883a7bb404843⋯.png (34.85 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, Leaked Mounted Combat Chan….png)


027700  No.15597247

File: bcf22821970cdf1⋯.png (183.31 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, f8883a7bb4048432203069865c….png)


51de41  No.15597252

File: 62172222c794969⋯.jpg (72.45 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, 1447471452387.jpg)

>>15597247

Congrats that was the first good post you've made


729592  No.15597299

>>15597247

>stupid waitfags, we don't need to test shit!

>here's a serb now!

>oh fuck, the serb is terrible!

>fucking waitfags, look what you did!


842f4b  No.15597324

File: 96ca732b5438774⋯.jpg (41.09 KB, 980x653, 980:653, 3de4cb4c271dae5deca9a041ec….jpg)

In the meantime waiting for a good server how many people bought the game? We could try an impromptu server invasion and see how much we could fuck with the players without getting banned. That could be a good time.


aa6a0a  No.15597650

I got my masters, got married and raised children waiting for the server to go up.


729592  No.15598732

>>15597324

>how many people bought the game?

I did, from that Chinese site for a buck. Which worked out fine until I made another purchase on that site and then suddenly I had somebody from (((Poland))) taking $2-$3 from me every month.


d4caa9  No.15598817

>>15597324

That's how the original /v/ settlement started anyway. RIP Mayor Pig.


8255e7  No.15599570

Fixit here, just from asking some of the oldfags questions. I'm getting together a decent list of quality of life changes that you would want to see done. As long as they aren't fucking retarded I'll take any suggestions


732e6b  No.15599802

>>15599570

Make the enchanted mailbox system less autistic


c5fbc3  No.15599930

>>15599570

remove archery until its not stupid broekn in pvp


729592  No.15600442

>>15599570

Don't you dare touch farming at all. Farming is one of the only things Wurm does right. Don't touch it.

DO NOT TOUCH FARMING


51de41  No.15600457

File: f2fb66e95f5d794⋯.gif (10.95 KB, 125x127, 125:127, 1464502225065.gif)

>>15599802

Already on it

>>15599930

Archery is my baby and going to be almost necessary with the changes to mounted combat

>>15600442

Remove farming got it


729592  No.15600465

>>15600457

[autistic screeching intensifies]


ee95e5  No.15600488

>>15599570

Dig from cart, transfer items crate to crate, timers that make sense (breeding esp) and maybe slightly easier surface mining.


842f4b  No.15600793

>>15600457

>Archery is my baby and going to be almost necessary with the changes to mounted combat

Explain, this sounds fucking gay right off


51de41  No.15600808

File: 5ce74f944a04cd5⋯.png (357.85 KB, 498x499, 498:499, 1881fa59b26d39f189cfac754f….png)

>>15597247

Archery itself isn't going to be changed just wait faggot I'm not saying shit about shit until its been implemented and tested


e907ca  No.15600820

>>15599570

I played on a public server where ash would slowly build up to 10 kgs in furnaces. It was great for bulk lye making without campfires or coal piles everywhere.


0b60f7  No.15600892

>>15600820

that's now in the base game, you just have to use a shovel on the forge


08f50e  No.15600897

>>15594187

lol. TBH I'll never forgive him for deciding, out of the blue one day, that the PVE server would now allow PVP. Not because I didn't enjoy seeing carebears scream their heads off over it, but rather because it fucked the server up so hard he ended up shutting it down and creating the freedom isles etc. instead. I had an autism dirt tower half done at the time, kind of hard to bring with me.


51de41  No.15601330

File: 58630326ae57d1b⋯.jpg (907.33 KB, 1866x1016, 933:508, ITS FINALLY OUT.jpg)

The server and work on the server will be temporarily delayed


2ad388  No.15601388

File: 2aca311169c2c3b⋯.mp4 (1.32 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, freddyfreaker.mp4)

>>15599570

More shit for tailoring is literally the only thing the game needs more of.


e8d687  No.15601406

>>15601330

>ITS FINALLY OUT.jpg

Too bad we have to wait for MD to fix the broken scenes to enjoy the new shit.


729592  No.15601415

>>15601388

It's embarrassing how underutilized tailoring is. I still want my sunhats fixed.


0b60f7  No.15601424

File: 664e7f63e3d3b8c⋯.png (952.95 KB, 832x1271, 832:1271, 7hrdLdI.png)

File: 6ef1341d2b3f93b⋯.jpg (50.52 KB, 859x1223, 859:1223, gmHISSC.jpg)

>>15601388

there's been some work on that in wurm proper, here's a preview off their forums

i'm pretty sure these are just recolors of existing cloth pieces but i think the idea is that all tailored items will come out white and you'll use dye on them now that armor can be dyed


729592  No.15601451

>>15601424

>everything is still tunics

>still no midriffs

>still no dresses or skirts

>still nothing to be pretty in


51de41  No.15601483

>>15601451

>>15601424

>>15601415

I'll be straight with you, if you want shit added in like actual clothing you would have to either help and make it yourself or procure more java jews for me


842f4b  No.15602075

File: 04a27b379c97660⋯.png (139.77 KB, 500x502, 250:251, 04a27b379c976605fbd6711259….png)

>>15600808

this is going to fucking suck, isn't it


51de41  No.15602111

>>15602075

I mean if you preferred the way that mounted combat worked where you would ride up to them and then not move sure


03f18b  No.15602540

>>15599570

>remove all priest restriction bullshit

>change the channeling skill gain curve so you don't have to spend 5 hours saccing corn on an altar and spamming bless to get it high enough to enchant anything without it exploding

>make any tame/dominable creature able to get hitched, give them saddle and shoe slots too

>severely reduce the meditation path question cooldown timers

>more ways to gain karma besides sniffing magic dust and water

>fix the horses getting stuck on slopes like retards

>make champions bigger


51de41  No.15603247

File: 3fee46ed05566d6⋯.jpg (92.16 KB, 426x458, 213:229, 1463809876254.jpg)

>>15602540

>make everyone a priest lol

no, I'm removing the imping restriction for items you can still interact with as a priest (like armor for magranon)

>make channeling a curve

maybe

>Lmao let me get hellhorses early

no

>reduce meditation path cooldown timers

Yeah fuck the literal work for 1 year on it shit

>more ways to get karma

There will be plenty enough karma just wait

>fix horse autism with slopes

Get horsemap

>Make Champions bigger

As funny as that would be I'm pretty sure theres a size cap that overflows if you try to make them too big as it stands, and that lets me make really tiny normally massive monsters which I like


de1bf1  No.15603349

File: dee04ee55f7f093⋯.gif (458.3 KB, 340x450, 34:45, 1420090068626.gif)

>>15600488

THIS

Also if you can make it possible to dig up to the surface from underground I'll have fun.


cefb7d  No.15603365

Add in hi-res horse anuses. I wanna be immersed.


729592  No.15603377

Dare we imagine a Wurm where the water level doesn't cut through the underground? To where we could theoretically dig to the deepest depths of the world? Dare we imagine water physics?


51de41  No.15603381

File: 597db14703e8aca⋯.png (9.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1464498688631.png)

>>15603377

If you're willing to program it or find someone to do it i'll get it done somehow


51de41  No.15603540

File: aa220018d3b0392⋯.jpg (141.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, assassin_2.jpg)

>>15603349

You want to dig under cities and come out of the ground like mole people don't you


de1bf1  No.15603692

File: c4bf484d857f950⋯.jpg (7.79 KB, 255x194, 255:194, 1413531343164.jpg)

>>15603540

>dig under cities to fuck them up.

Hadn't thought of that. Can't villages set permissions for non members for digging?

I just want my comfy cottage on top of a mountain. wasted all my time digging on the last server.


51de41  No.15603760

File: ad8219678ff3584⋯.png (458.14 KB, 344x746, 172:373, 1463927973570.png)

>>15603692

I'll just made it like bashing down walls but slightly more autistic

On a side note, I need to know the general opinion of you faggots on this, what level of story/plot are you expecting. Would you rather this be a shitposting server that dies after a few months like they always do, or one with a story and plot line with the quests


0b60f7  No.15604273

File: 776c7ab4f6c5ecb⋯.png (38.68 KB, 613x488, 613:488, priestchanges.png)

in regards to priest restrictions, these changes might be out officially by the time the server hits, but just in case i'll leave these here

all the priest changes they're trying are posted in the "priest overhaul testing" thread on the official forums


f4a2e4  No.15605724

>>15603760

I'd be down for a story driven experience along as we can have reasons to lynch pubbies


e02006  No.15605897

>>15603247

>Lmao let me get hellhorses early

Nigger you need like 60 in taming to tame those cunts, just rework domination so it scales with taming or something and there's no downside anymore


0cb308  No.15606049

>>15603760

I'm fine with story being player based, but if it gets fags off their asses to fuck with normalfags then I'm for it.


f6b0e9  No.15606347

>>15588860

>8k

Lmao too small

>1.5x

Enjoy reaching end game in a day


51de41  No.15606353

File: cae8e3b9daa312a⋯.png (368.63 KB, 355x363, 355:363, 58c739d48dac0d4b40f0183a4d….png)


f6b0e9  No.15606358

>>15593300

>Discfags are not from 4chan

They literally are.

And what's your point anyway? The problem with Discord is the drama and look what you're bringing right now.


0cb308  No.15606608

File: e2a5331cb24c54a⋯.jpg (43.09 KB, 525x429, 175:143, e2a5331cb24c54a286ab3a4634….jpg)

>>15606358

>discfags are totally 4chan based

Can we just kill this meme already? We've had at least, what, three serbs with them and at least twice we've asked to advertise the Wurm serb on there so we could have more players. Oddly enough the multiple times I've searched there for a thread of some kind and there was absolutely nothing. The excuse? "It'd be tough to have people interested" In other words, no effort was actually made.

As for

>And what's your point anyway? The problem with Discord is the drama

Incorrect. Is being a group of attention whores an issue? Yeah, but minor in comparison to what they have done in the past to hijack the serbs and trying to insert themselves as le powerful masterminds instead of just letting whoever is making the serb make the serb

If the discfags want to play, that's fine, I have little issue with them hopping in, making their own Kingdom and just playing. What would really help is if they at least tried

>to not hijack the serb

This has always met with failure on their part and anger on everyone else's, just stop

>to not act like fags

Easier said than done, but crying the about waitfags 3 weeks into a serb that your group rushed shouldnt even be in the realm of possibilities

>to at least make an effort to advertise on halfchan

I get it, you guys want to pretend you're totally not just a group of traps on a discord, but at least put effort into a thread or two over there, teach them how to get in and play, so player bleed isn't as brutal. You can still have your sekrit club and have them use village chat or something, but at least play the part a little.

I think that's not too much to ask. Make some threads, play the game, keep whining to your club, call it a day


b8fe87  No.15606628

>>15603760

Is the questing and story going to be fleshed out and added when we have our two week head start?

In that amount of time I bet we could autism enough to do a majority of it unless you have planned an extremely large storyline. It just seems a little unfair.


c5fbc3  No.15606675

>>15606608

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/wurm/type/op/

archives exist for 4chan threads. theyre there, they dont get any attention


51de41  No.15606896

>>15606628

It will be done before it launches and some during, but the quests wont start until the headstarts passed


de1bf1  No.15607306

File: 51e2c326b8af59d⋯.gif (191.2 KB, 255x189, 85:63, Soon Kakarot.gif)

For server quests/story, its really whatever you want, as long as you guys don't get burned out running events.

Also, two weeks head start seems excessive. I want glorious conquest, but I don't want it to be easy. Not a deal breaker, just a thought.

Been waiting a long time since you first mentioned doing this at the ass end of the last server. Really looking forward to this.


9a3490  No.15607495

so github when

I have some little experience with java from college (shitty swing gui, very basic multi-threading, some jdbc stuff), and I kinda want to check it out.. I'm not sure whether I'd be able to contribute in any meaningful way however


51de41  No.15607888

File: 950aa2b78639e40⋯.png (948.14 KB, 1916x904, 479:226, 2.6 terrabytes of angery c….png)

>>15607306

It seems the general consensus is that people don't want the head start or atleast there are people vocal about it. Might shorten it to 1-3 days or a week

>>15607495

Send an email with some contact information to the cock.li in the OP and ill fill you in,works been taking the life out of me as of late


51de41  No.15608379

Seems that the cock.li adress is fucking itself in the ass and unable to be emailed, Instead please send any emails to mrfixitwurm@gmail.com


8d3f3a  No.15609907

>>15609891

Oh fuck what happened


a78891  No.15609967

>>15609891

So.... would this be a bad time to ask for customizable NPC armies which can make or break my army and kingdom?

>What you want anon

Persians, Spartans, Celts, Vikings NPCs.

And breeding them (Celts with Vikings would produce Scotsmen. Persians with Spartans would produce Italians.) Specific Celts with Celts would result in druids.

Some races are good at engineering, others at culture, others at fighting, others don't mix well.

Really specific traits/families would eventually produce a new race with weird stats, new stats and new features.


027700  No.15610052

>>15609891

>can't manage to get a server up in 9 MONTHS

>wants to completely rewrite the entire game for a server that will likely last only a few months

i applaud the effort but this is not what is needed.

a server with an okay map (not 2K you casual fucks) a few tweaks maybe and rates the enough people can agree on is fine

rewriting the entire fucking game is not necessary, this is feature creep beyond imagination and will result in nothing getting done, which we all can witness right now.


51de41  No.15610081

>>15610052

not rewriting the entire game, but if you have a better way to design entire dungeons and shit thats not by hand tell me. most of the changes are minor but the fact that everyone else fucked off had me major miffed, as it stands right now im hunting for more people and already found a few to work on story and map design, just need to locate java jews, the biggest changes that I'm making is to mounted combat and Autism Speaks.

Also if you can manage to get a functioning server up thats custom and can live for over a year all by yourself, more power too you. But I have a family, a job, and a hell of alot of shit I need to do in real life


729592  No.15610560

>>15609891

>As it currently stands the wurm server won't be launching this summer,

So it's not launching at all. Okay. I'm sure the Discord is sitting back in extreme pleasure. Winter serb soon, if they haven't now decided to spite us more than using this moment to prove how great they've been this entire time and how shit we all are.


51de41  No.15610812

File: 668b82ca8a6c324⋯.webm (2.42 MB, 640x480, 4:3, wwew prosit.webm)

>>15610560

Sike nigga you thought, after calling out in pain my cries were answered by my old wwew fags and I have collected 6 times the amount of people I started with, summers BACK ON BABY


3f2a86  No.15610818

>>15610812

Prosit!


f6b0e9  No.15610872

>>15606608

>discfags are 4chan based

They are, I've been in the discord they are all from 4chan. Them being from 4chan isn't the problem, I've begged for people to shill on 4chan every server because I want lots of people to play. They didn't try hard to shill because only Althazar puts any effort into making the game sound fun and they go through periods of hating him then forgiving him. Maybe they're different now but that's how they were before. Of course 4chan doesn't play games so that's also a problem.

Rush fags are absolute cancer I'll give you that. I also think there are just too many actual retards trying to gaslight everybody into 16x maps and 1x rates.

>dude we played the last server and it was too small, we got to have room to EXPLORE!

>last server was 2k so obviously they shill 8k which is already too big for 100 person servers

Like what the fuck is there to explore? It's a 2d plane with trees and seals. The whole point of the game is to terraform and build a town not discover epic luut. Dungeons have to be crafted since everything cool has to be crafted.

>>15607888

I like 2-3 days just so we can stake our claim and it won't be obvious that the admins are favoring us. Also can you add a spell list for the custom gods? It's too much investment to guess if a god has the spells you want or not.

Also the voice chat is the first thing I would cut if you are having trouble.


b8fe87  No.15610890

File: 944fe602d804dd3⋯.png (83.5 KB, 725x425, 29:17, althazar.png)

>>15610872

>althazar


027700  No.15610976

>>15610872

>Rush fags are absolute cancer

waitfags can't meme

or create servers

>gaslight everybody into 16x maps and 1x rates.

<2k aids map confirmed

>last server was 2k so obviously they shill 8k which is already too big for 100 person servers

there are no 100 person servers, the point of large maps is so that there's room to build and distance between things. you shouldn't be able to climb to the top of a mountain and see the entire server.

>not discover

why even have a server at all, just have a 0.1k map and build a city, or go play minecraft

>The whole point of the game is to terraform and build a town

preferably on a server where the town doesn't take up half of the map which is the size of a walmart parking lot.


027700  No.15610982

File: e7945a94bfcadec⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 998.73 KB, 853x749, 853:749, waitfag_2k.png)

>>15610872

waitfag map leaked


729592  No.15610986

>>15610976

>>15610982

>discordfags are this mad they're shit on delivering on their promises


027700  No.15610996

>>15610986

oy vey any criticism must be from discord

>delivering on their promises

>waitfags

>i can't even summer server in 9 MONTHS, i give up

>plz help i have ideas but no people who know how to implement them

>nevermind guyz mystery people came up out of nowhere discord wwew to help let me delete my post explaining that i'm giving up so people don't laugh at me


729592  No.15611029

>>15610996

That's nice, sweetie. How about you give us an update on the winter serb? You guys do have an update, right? Right? Oh..


f6b0e9  No.15611036

>>15610976

This is why nobody likes you faggots.


51de41  No.15611629

File: cff38d4a9a3c4a6⋯.webm (4.9 MB, 1200x684, 100:57, My Waifu.webm)

>>15610996

I doubt anyone here has the autism to work alone to set up a wurm server over the course of 9 months with all the custom shit that's being added, but hey you can keep saying that if it makes you feel better.

I'll be honest I shouldn't have posted that the server would be canceled for now, although when I'm the only one working and both other people fucked off, I'll admit it really took the wind out of my sails. But having old friends who you can count on has really put it back in them.

>>15610996

Also no it's not a wwew discord nor did I delete it so people wouldn't laugh if that's what you honestly think, I did it because i made a hasty post when I was absolutely livid which was a mistake, and deleted it so, that it wouldn't actively conflict with anyone reading the thread.


03a9e5  No.15611654

>>15611629

>tfw fixit is the only autist I've ever seen who's willing to say he's made a mistake and actively work to fixit and keep good on his promises

Keep fighting a good fight, you glorious son of a bitch


08f50e  No.15612015

What if the map was 4k BUT mostly swamp, steep hills and thornbushes? Would that make everyone happy?


a45d34  No.15612089

>>15612015

What if the map was a huge spider?


08f50e  No.15612193

>>15612089

People would still complain about not being able to find something to fight.


9b506e  No.15612277

>>15610976

>there are no 100 person servers, the point of large maps is so that there's room to build and distance between things. you shouldn't be able to climb to the top of a mountain and see the entire server.

Oh God, yeah I remember your stupid ass

>can see the edge of a map

>this is too small, also rates too high

>somehow convince people this is the case

>last map was too small, clearly 8k by 8k is the way to go

>map begins, horde tactics against local trolls, death is a constant

>people begin skilling their professions early before the exodus

>content with what they have, people begin traveling

>literally walking for at least an hour so people won't find us easily

>incredible success in this regard, the map is so fucking large that we never seen a soul outside of our kingdom

Don't get me wrong, plenty of space to find a spot and settle is grest, but 8k is absolutely insane, especially for the numbers we usually have in serb. Maybe if it was 500 people constantly playing in a serb you'd be fine


027700  No.15612495

>>15612277

>not enjoying that comfy oregon trail feeling as you journey from one end of the map to the other


b8fe87  No.15612570

The problem isn't how big the map is, the problem is if there is nothing to do in 99% of the map then it gets boring seeing Forest filled with spiders #73.

If there was actual stuff to do in those locations then of course make the map as big as possible. Another thing about small maps though is that the aggro mobs get wiped out by the FS autist and no one else can do much except genocide bulls and horses. Granted the BroMiddleEast server had a low aggro mob %. I'm not sure how wurm handles mob respawns except for mob lairs, but there should be a way to manually increase/decrease mob respawns on the fly depending on how much the server is killing them off.


592757  No.15612578

File: 6fc1dccf961a23b⋯.gif (172.33 KB, 500x506, 250:253, 6fc1dccf961a23b7c006be8c33….gif)

>I suppose I am interested enough to try this game out

>I mean it's with anons and there's been a lot of threads so it's probably going to be fun

>get in thread

>ask basic info

>get replies

>then the shitstorm ensues

>200 replies later

now I'm confused guys. what server are we playing on, when and why are you arguing as if there's several groups and a conflict of interests?


51de41  No.15612599

File: 468fa64e3f91488⋯.png (563.13 KB, 850x890, 85:89, I want you.png)

>>15612578

Welcome to what discord likes to do, Ever since the second exodus and even during the first we had the same problem. Basically just decide who you think the faggots are and tell them to leave. And as it stands there is no current server as it will be launched in the summer along with 50 free keys that I'll drop in the thread op


b8fe87  No.15612615

>>15612578

Some are playing on the russian server that was listed and some are waiting for the 8ch server to be made.

There is no official server right now that we are all playing on.

That being said, you can always check out a server to get a general idea of how the game is going to be or even better make your own vanilla server so you don't have to worry about claiming an area that's already claimed.

Even just watching videos to get you into the basics of interacting with the game and it's menus will be of help.


729592  No.15612763

>>15612578

>when and why are you arguing as if there's several groups and a conflict of interests?

As already stated, Discord likes to fuck shit up as much as possible then blame everybody but themselves when they can't deliver on what they promise. They're literal Jews. That said, so far they're the only ones delivering anything, even if it's typically dog shit. We're suppose to have a Winter serb up. Discfags swore there'd by a Winter serb up. So some of us are of the belief that there will in fact be a Winter serb up, as provided by those fucking Jews. But now, as the OP is claiming, there's suppose to be an official Wurm re-imagining if we wait long enough for next summer. I think it's complete bullshit, but what do I know? Could be legit. All in all, welcome to /v/ Wurm, where everything is terrible and nobody wants you to have any fun. Play on the Russian serb or don't, it's whatever. We should've listened to let-it-die anon. This is the grave we chose.


f6b0e9  No.15612987

Change: The new armour system previously on Epic settings now applies to all servers:

Changes to base damage reduction rates for armours:

>Leather from 45% to 60%

>Studded from 50% to 62.5%

>Chain from 55% to 62.5%

>Cloth from 35% to 40%

>Drake, Scale and Plate no changes (65%, 70%, 65% respectively)

Changes to damage type damage reduction modifiers on armours (lower % means less effective against that damage type, 100% = no modifier):

>Leather: 90% vs bite, pierce and acid; 110% vs slash and burn damage; 100% vs others.

>Studded: 90% vs slash and acid; 105% vs bite; 110% vs pierce and cold; 100% vs others.

>Chain: 92.5% vs pierce and cold; 107.5% vs bite, crush and burn; 100% vs others

>Plate: 95% vs crush and burn; 105% vs bite, slash and acid; 100% vs others.

>Cloth: 80% vs bite, slash and burn; 120% vs crush and cold; 100% vs others.

>Drake: 95% vs slash and acid; 105% vs crush and cold; 100% vs others.

>Scale: 95% vs crush and cold; 105% vs pierce and burn; 100% vs others.

Goddamn I want to play now.




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