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8ba76e No.15548711
I know they're greeks, but aren't they a bit too tanned?
35a938 No.15548716
What the fuck is wrong with the movement? Did you see those rolls?
35a938 No.15548718
>>15548711
>but aren't they a bit too tanned?
Whatever could you mean? :^)
f4bebf No.15548721
>automove
Because why bother having a decent combat system with spacing?
At least there's a musclegrill.
f45bdc No.15548729
>>15548684
Those combat animations are fucking hilarious.
>>15548711
>aren't those turkroaches a bit too tanned?
Anon are you okay?
9741a1 No.15548731
>"based"
>no webm/mp4
Fuck off back to cuckchan, shill.
31e4ce No.15548734
>>15548716
It's like the characters are connected with rubber bands or something.
35a938 No.15548744
>>15548734
I've played the older asscreed games before and as casual as they were, the movement at least felt fluid and looked better than this. They must have some other team working on them now.
5a5599 No.15548765
Why aren't they naked? Greeks performed wrestling and other Olympic events in the nude.
Also the women didn't compete. They weren't even allowed to watch.
Don't make games about history of you're going to ignore history because you find out offensive or problematic. There are other options available instead of being blatantly and probably wrong.
eb9b4a No.15548774
>>15548684
>that voice acting
what the fuck man
6459cc No.15548777
>>15548765
"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations and ""gender identities."""
35a938 No.15548784
>>15548765
>Greeks performed wrestling and other Olympic events in the nude.
What about surprise boners though?
9f33e7 No.15548790
>>15548711
No, they look fine to me. I'm more concerned about the fact they apparently allowed a woman to compete in the olympics. Even suggesting the idea would be immediate banishment at best. I say banishment because killing the silly cunt still soils the ground of the city, and doesn't protect it against the gods' revenge.
It's the most basic shit, the Olympics were not a fucking ball game, they were a religious and political ceremony (where people party and have fun regardless of course). They got away with it in settings where gender roles were a little more flexible or not well documented, but 400 ad Athenes would make Saudi Arabia look like the vanguard of feminism.
I can tell those fuckers never opened any book written before the 60's. I'm not angry anymore about those things, it's so dumb, I'm just really worried they end up succeeding in rewriting history and that ancient times were full of strong women who could beat grown ass men with their tiny little hands.
057aae No.15548791
>>15548774
authentic greek english-speaking accents for extra historical authenticity,$60 well spent
a526e5 No.15548807
>>15548721
They fucked that up, too. If they're going to have a woman with small tits (the standard in the modern western game industry), they might as well have dropped her body fat a few percent so we could see her muscles. As is, she looks like a guy from a strongman competition with his body altered to semi-female proportions.
057aae No.15548811
>>15548806
i suppose one should be thankful it's not circumsized
959924 No.15548812
>>15548729
>Greeks
>turkroaches
Hello cuckchan
9f33e7 No.15548819
>>15548795
The enemies have awful janky animations (and seem to spend a lot of time standing around doing nothing or whining), but the player animations are much better. It's another exemple of the "press x to awesome" mentality, rather than offering an actual combat system, have a simple button press trigger an execute on the current target that can't fail or be interrupted. It's even worse than asscreed 2 where you just had to press a direction + attack to chain kill infinitly and depopulate Italy, they went from two buttons to one.
d0b1d9 No.15548854
>>15548806
Is that supposed to be the Colossus of Rhodes?
>>15548838
Come on, anon. Not every nose is a (((nose))).
959924 No.15548857
>>15548838
There's nothing Jewish about that nose. If you want to see a vidya character who makes Jews blush then look no further than pic related
377fb4 No.15548871
>>15548838
Not anywhere near the nose that was the smelly armpit girl from The Last of Us 2 trailer.
f4bebf No.15548872
>>15548807
I like abs and I cannot lie. The rest looks like a manbody on the level of MK9 ninjas though, but at least those had some nice abs and mega tits as well.
d57300 No.15548874
This PS2 game looks boring
fd0f45 No.15548878
>>15548684
>just paste the same dude 20 times
So this is the power of AAA, huh?
f40c50 No.15548895
>>15548684
Why is there so much blood after a couple of thrown hands, and why does it trigger my autism so?
a1fe8c No.15548898
>>15548886
>>15548892
>>15548895
anon are you ok
316687 No.15548904
>>15548819
>"press x to awesome"
That shit isn't even done right. I indulged OP and watch that shit and those bits are horrible, they take ages to play out and the moves don't flow correctly into one another nor make any sense as far as a "combo" goes.
>>15548854
To my knowledge, it's not the Colossus but this is from the beautiful minds that brought us "HEROES LIKE KARL MARX" so it's up in the air. It's just a screencap I saw on a retweet.
f40c50 No.15548907
>>15548898
I've been at work for 12 hours straight, went to a bar, and kept fucking my post up. Sorry. Sage for off topic.
c457b3 No.15548909
>>15548857
you are like little baby
watch this
959924 No.15548920
>>15548878
WHY ARE THE TEXTURES THIS BAD AND WHY DO NORMALFAGS IGNORE THIS LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCE?
da5b30 No.15548921
>>15548909
Its like someone took a standard male head and stretched it downward.
873ae1 No.15548938
lmaoing at the dyke. That stance. The mannerisms. So ridiculous.
d78586 No.15548947
>>15548711
>aren't they a bit too tanned?
They look fine to me, as a greek would look after years of living in a hot climate, seriously, I may be pale myself, but I've seen plenty of Europeans tan in the summer and they can be just as tanned if not more in a few occasions. The only people complaining about the tanning are palefags that never leave their fucking homes. Or probably some Russian that has never left the north.
f45bdc No.15548952
>>15548812
I live in a greek population center. They're indistinguishable from turks, and modern "greek" cuisine is just turk shit.
d78586 No.15548955
>>15548838
Jesus christ, that nose I've seen on thousands of white women, if you knew anything about phenotypes you'd know that's a very common type of nose.
7f5dcd No.15548960
>>15548920
They don't know any better. It's why they are targeted in the first place.
0676f2 No.15548977
>>15548784
Usually didn't happen and if it did that just meant less blood in the wrestler's head and thus an easy victory
caedc9 No.15548982
>women on olympic games
>athletes not naked
>kicking in the balls allowed
How do they manage to get every single aspect of it wrong?
959924 No.15548990
>>15548952
t. asshurt turkroach.
Reported
c457b3 No.15549006
>>15548982
>AAA devs from pozz+ extraordinaire company funded by who knows who dump any resemblance of historical accuracy in favor of "girls are just as strong and capable ok xd", and pussification of men and use the game as a medium to spread leftist propaganda while the lemmings cheer, clap and funnel more money into their machine
imagine my shock
d78586 No.15549010
>>15548952
This map disagrees. Kinda interesting how most skintones fall rather evenly in Europe
f2c10f No.15549012
>>15548684
>barefoot female greek woman
>DOESN'T HAVE GREEK TOES
DROPPED
748c9e No.15549021
>>15548838
She's actually a fairly pretty woman.
Shame that they shoehorned her into being a dyke.
93a38e No.15549026
>>15549006
(((who knows who)))
a4f4e5 No.15549035
>>15548684
>not nude
>not beating me up instead
into the trash
a0ebbb No.15549036
>hitting below the belt was that legal in those times?
>female spartan
>bayonetta's witch time
>[UGHs in ancient greek]
>fighting a jew in hand to hand combat
>beating a monster truck disguised as a human being in hand to hand combat
how much more "empowering can you get?
>models t-posing and floating slightly above ground right after rendering
>texture load
>expressionless faces
>non-sequitor dialog
>all those stats that go so high they may as well be high scores in a 1980's arcade game
How does it feel to have lived long enough for God of War to be considered more historically accurate and believable than anything?
cbfa38 No.15549042
>>15548838
>perfectly horizontal nostrils
>almost completely flat ridge or bone or whatever you call it
Thats the whitest nose i've seen anon. Maybe you should stop going to imageboards for a few months to clear your head.
1298ac No.15549046
>>15549010
I recall hearing that modern day Greeks are practically unrecognizable compared to the ancient Greeks that ubishit is attempting to portray here specifically because the fucking Turks overran the place.
959924 No.15549053
>>15549046
> specifically because the fucking Turks overran the place
Nigger the Greeks genocided 1 million turks in the 1820s. The ones who got overran are the Turks. Modern day Turkey is nothing but a mix of Pontic Greeks, Arabs and Mongols plus a few actual Turkic people.
748c9e No.15549060
>>15549010
Holy Shit, Turks have no dicks.
HAHAHAHA
d78586 No.15549064
>>15549035
I'll beat you up, just tell me where you live you fucking faggot fuck shit
d78586 No.15549090
>>15549060
The turks are all a bunch of Simpson side characters
4bff03 No.15549107
>>15548765
>Don't make games about history of you're going to ignore history because you find out offensive or problematic.
It's ok, you can just rewrite it/censor anything you disagree with instead.
5f4911 No.15549190
>>15549107
>PLAY THIS THIS GRANDIOSE GAME BASED ON HISTORICAL EVENTS
<akshualy history makes our fee fees go boo boo so we'll just rewrite it lmao xDDD
Truly, a game for the highest IQ intellectuals.
745b3f No.15549215
>>15549010
>all that green in europa
>only a few blue countries
407fc4 No.15549224
>>15549190
are you implying assassins creed is marketed towards high IQ? because you might need to get your own head checked
39130c No.15549232
>>15548711
>Bothered about the tanned people that live in a warm sunny climate.
>Not bothered about the tiny ass woman beating up Spartans and shit,
0676f2 No.15549244
>>15549215
I am glad it makes you laugh, cause it makes me want to break down into treats.
8d2242 No.15549269
>>15548838
You're reaching for the moon with that one.
745b3f No.15549330
>>15549244
>treats
sounds delicious! Lets us laugh at the world burning down while we eat sweets!
e5f727 No.15549355
>>15548711
Greeks have always been dark skinned. Italians too, the southern ones at least.
>>15548765
Winners write and rewrite h*story and it's completely ok to give women their rightful place in every aspect of it. Ubisoft is on the right side on this one.
ef3971 No.15549377
Ass Creed : Stopped counting
e511ef No.15549406
Female muscles are ridiculously weak even when enlarged through working out. They are less dense, shorter, with weaker tendons, and have far less stamina. There is absolutely no way to take a female fighter seriously.
ef3971 No.15549423
What's next in line to pooz? Romans? Inb4 they'll make story about uganda add pyramids, kangs n shiet, ancient artifact will evaporate them at the end so it'll be historically accurate.
fd0f45 No.15549436
>>15549364
>>15549382
Guess what, there are even more off screen :^)
0531e3 No.15549469
>>15549244 ✓
>Anon turns into the saddest candy store
42a361 No.15549477
>>15548684
this will be worth playing once theres a mod to make her boobs way bigger
db1f65 No.15549478
>>15548684
>blood appears out of nowhere
>characters floating around like rubber bands in space every time an attack takes place
>everything about that voice acting, facial animations and even fucking writing
>FEMALE WRASSLIN IN THAT TIME PERIOD–HOW FUCKING HARDLY DO YOU WANT ME TO SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF IF YOU EVEN EXPECT NIGGERS TO THINK SHE'S NOT ONLY COMPETING, BUT 360 NO SCOPING NIGGERS FIVE TO SIX TIMES HER BODY WEIGHT AND TWICE HER SIZE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT?
This is Ass Effect-tier amateur work.
e823e7 No.15549488
>>15549469
Did you not see on the news anon? Android 21 just pulled off a major terrorist attack in Europe and the whole of Paris got turned into a pile of Oreos.
3016f1 No.15549494
>>15548684
<woman
<being able to defeat men in combat
<without the use of trickery
<with nothing but raw strength
<muh choose-a-response-RPG-lite bullshit
<muh batman combat but with lockon, health bars and chip damage, and finishers
nice joke ubisoft
da510a No.15549499
>>15548790
>the Olympics were not a fucking ball game, they were a religious and political ceremony (where people party and have fun regardless of course).'
They're just making sure all the gods get their due.
e823e7 No.15549504
The only thing Ubisoft got right is the Greeks now and then are a bunch of utter fucking faggots.
dc30d3 No.15549518
>>15548684
There shouldn't even be any females in that audience.
42a361 No.15549523
>>15549518
why do you want it to be so gay?
993157 No.15549529
>>15549060
>that circumcision ratio in the US
We need to spill a lot of long nosed blood to correct this.
>>15549107
>inclusive gameplay
>It's just a fucking pot on a menu screen
Can we put a moratorium of like 6 months on the caged labor jews to gas these people first?
>>15549523
Women who got caught watching these were thrown off a cliff.
dc30d3 No.15549531
>>15548947
That's not true. Pindar wrote of fair-haired contestants/victors in the different games, Nemean, Isthmian, Pythian, etc.
>>15549523
It's historically inaccurate.
e823e7 No.15549549
>>15549535
GreekAnon chill Turks are faggots too. They are Muslim faggots that is the worst type. Your still a homo though.
f64bc8 No.15549550
>>15549090
is this an ancap meme?
42a361 No.15549554
>>15549529
>>15549531
who the fuck cares? its assassins creed.
e823e7 No.15549556
>>15549554
>People are talking about video games on /v/ and I am angry about it.
42a361 No.15549562
>>15549556
nigger try to read. i dont care about the historical accuracy of a game thats only ever really had history as a theme.
dc30d3 No.15549564
>>15549554
Because I'm a classicsboo.
4349a5 No.15549592
>>15548920
I don't know whats worse, the fact that a game from the early 2000's can beat this game in 2018 graphics wise or the fact that people will inevitably call the game super epic graphics REAL
c5fec0 No.15549618
>>15549562
That's one of the reasons the game should be historically accurate.
e823e7 No.15549631
>>15549562
Your getting triggered over us laughing at Ass Creed and (YOU) are calling me the nigger?
ead4ee No.15549632
>>15548711
the mediterranean sun tanned them, you never experienced a summer on a tmeplate climate?.
9c931d No.15549643
>>15549625
They're about as white as your average American now. They're European/Arab goblino michlings.
42a361 No.15549656
>>15549631
>i cant read, but let me pull the asscreed card
da3813 No.15549676
>>15548684
>shit writing
>shit voice acting
>shit animations
>combat made for lobotomized children
>a fucking tranny
I'm honestly surprised there weren't a bunch of niggers in it.
e823e7 No.15549677
>>15549656
>Still butt hurt.
>Ass Creed triggers him.
ASSCREED
668eda No.15549694
>>15548731
I warned you about AssCreed shill threads. I warned you.
c5fec0 No.15549700
>>15549694
I doubt even the buyfags on the board will pay for this pozzed hunk of shit, especially after the Ubisoft (((diversity))) leaks.
0457d1 No.15549703
>>15549694
Is this shilling or is OP making fun of it? I'm not watching a 10 minute video.
0457d1 No.15549714
>>15549700
I got it for free with a video card I just bought. I'll give it a try haven't played this shit since the pirate game. Apparently they threw realism out the window and now you can like teleport in combat and fight monsters like medusa and shit.
668eda No.15549717
>>15549703
It doesn't matter. All publicity is good publicity, doubly so when you get people that will buy it just to spite/"troll" /v/.
0457d1 No.15549732
>>15549717
You think trolls actually buy games? Like those denuvo trolls who post on steam about buying games just because they have denuvo. Think they actually buy shit?
c5fec0 No.15549735
>>15549714
You're probably going to get factored into some kind of statistic if it came with a graphics card. I'd personally pirate it, but i'm guessing you don't really give a shit.
>>15549717
>paying $60+ to feel superior to wizards
How fucked up must your life be to do such a thing?
0457d1 No.15549743
>>15549735
I'm only gonna touch it because I got a code. Plus who knows how long it will take to crack the thing.
c5fec0 No.15549747
>>15549743
Probably no less than two weeks if other games are anything to go off of.
bff6b3 No.15549823
>>15549010
that blue Chile in the very corner can't possibly be right.
912ec1 No.15549824
Asscreed is STILL a thing?
Isn't this like a fiftieth entry in the series?
668eda No.15549833
>>15549743
You're still forced to install the Ubishit spyware to play so consider necking yourself.
bff6b3 No.15549836
>>15549833
>>15549743
or playing it on a virtual machine
668eda No.15549839
Our best option would be to ban all AssCreed threads on sight for 2 months and then allow them again. I guaran-fucking-tee you nobody except the occasional low effort troll will talk about it by then.
407fc4 No.15549848
>>15549839
>nobody except the occasional low effort troll will talk about it by then.
you just posted in a thread where the only thing in the OP is the word 'based'. we're already too far gone
b4f9f7 No.15549863
>>15549677
again your reading comprehension is nigger tier
16ece5 No.15549882
>>15549833
Oh fuck you are right maybe I should just pirate the thing. Well I won't get the card till monday anyways I'll think about hopefully it will be cracked by then.
>>15549823
Chile executed communists it's possible that doing that actually lightened the citizenries skin tone lol.
dc9417 No.15549887
d179da No.15549911
>>15549867
PROCEED YOU HOMOSEXUAL
8a164f No.15549919
Is this amount of rubberbanding really AAA standard? It looks like gta 5 combat.
18429f No.15549924
>>15549021
You know she couldn't not be a dyke. No stronk woman needs a man.
18429f No.15549943
>>15549924
The only thing that surprises me about the game is that she isn't a nigger, in addition to be a stronk dyke woman.
5a5599 No.15549977
>>15549051
>Wait, Greece and Macedonia are whiter than Germany for example?
They are now. Thanks Merkel!
97aae5 No.15550056
>>15549021
>>15549924
>>15549943
It's a western game and she's a mildly buff female so she of course has to be a disgusting rug muncher. Do they not know how boring and derivative they are when it comes to this shit or do they legitimately believe that any woman that is mildly buff is a full blown dyke because reason.
At least this thread gives me an excuse to post the infamous scrapped female Kratos design they were going to put in as a skin in one of the actual GoW games.
96fd38 No.15550071
Holy fucking shit? are all women this butch?
c4b1db No.15550081
>>15550071
Jesus, look at those shoulders.
980c95 No.15550089
>>15550056
Why was it infamous?
She looks bonerific aside from the mohawk
514861 No.15550100
>>15550071
She looks like a really bad dragon's dogma pawn
96fd38 No.15550107
>>15548952
No you retard, there is no such thing as turkish food, the turks stole it from the persians and other middle eastern people. authentic turkish food would be mongolian food basically horses and other shit.
Turks always try to claim they invented all the foods in the middle east but it was just stolen from others and renamed to turkish words.
96fd38 No.15550146
>>15549051
germans are aryan, the aryan race was a real group of people which include persian, kurdish, Indian, Afghan and some other minor groups.
the germans moved north into europe and were considered barbarians and immigrants by the greeks, they were overrun and destroyed and integrated after the romans turned into degenerates.
96fd38 No.15550157
>>15549823
after ww2 the nazi's moved into argentina, Argentina also mostly white people since that's where the spaniards moved to.
a24a43 No.15550161
>>15548684
>That fucking slow mo at 1:00
>those fucking goofy animations
>that voice acting
>that blood out of nowhere
>those horrible smeared textures made of plastic
jesus christ just let it die already
ac6e7b No.15550167
d78586 No.15550169
>>15550167
You KNOW, this graph gets it right.
ac6e7b No.15550176
>>15550169
>Argentina meme
>but no moortugal
t. Alberto Barbosa
d78586 No.15550184
>>15550176
Moortugal is the land of the whitest sheiks this side of the caliphate.
t. Alberto Barbosa
ac6e7b No.15550194
>>15550184
Praise be upon Allah (bless his name) to bless rich Moortugal with such fair skin!
t. Alberto Barbosa
d78586 No.15550198
>>15550194
And death to our dark skinned enemies across the ocean in the land called (May Allah forgive me for saying such cursed name) USA!
t. Alberto Barbosa
ac6e7b No.15550206
>>15550198
For the American creature shall not stand our secret weapons blessed by his name (Allah)!
t. Alberto Barbosa
d78586 No.15550211
>>15550206
The American beast shall tremble before our mighty blue eyes and golden locks as we are angels sent down by Allah (Praised be!) to smite down their inpurities!
t. Alberto Barbosa
377b51 No.15550213
>>15548684
>Horrible, janky animation full of clipping and stuttering
>Cheesy and pointless blood splatters on every strike
All the virtue signalling in the world can't cover up the fact this game was slammed together by incompetent amateurs. Also I haven't touched AC since the first game and it seems combat somehow got worse.
78e1d7 No.15550221
>You have to wait for your inventory to load.
Imagine there was a 3 second load every time you openened your inventory in Diablo 2.
cf708d No.15550238
>>15550071
Looks like a classic case of "We don't make to make and animate a new rig for a female protag so just stretch her body proportions to fit the male rig" laziness
3b9091 No.15550243
>They hint at gay sex but they're not hinting at pedophilia
Ubisoft sure is full of faggots
ac6e7b No.15550244
>>15550211
I can already see the swarty hordes running against our position, bl*Ck dogs are dying by the hundreds, but they keep coming, I run out of ammunition and take my sword. I cut them down by the thousands, thanks to my 100% pure Indo European physique. Then I get shot, I get shot again. The cowardice bl*Ck dogs shoot from the distance. I keep going. Another shot. I fall down, my face turned toward the sky and I see the
ARYAN GOD (Allah) smilling at me, I smile back. Then I wake up, it is ancient Black Sea culture, surrounded by my Indo European brethren. I am in heaven, I finally made it into heaven…
t. Alberto Barbosa
16ece5 No.15550247
>>15550056
Is she an 100% lesbian I heard she can fuck whoever. Though I also heard a lot of people talking about the Island of Lesbos. That female Kratos design is great. I would have been perfectly fine with it being a bonus skin in one of the early games. Especially at that time when I wouldn't have even thought it was being done for virtue signaling.
792e3f No.15550252
>>15550247
>Is she an 100% lesbian I heard she can fuck whoever.
Bisexuals aren't a concept, anon. Any amount of faggotry is defined as faggotry. Period.
16ece5 No.15550258
>>15550252
Sure in reality but this is a video game also you can just make her only sleep with men can't you?
1e6c05 No.15550260
>>15550107
>turks slapping their brains loose
No wonder they're extra dumb.
b9d29d No.15550303
>>15548955
>>15548909
>>15548871
>>15548857
>>15548838
>>15548854
i think what hes trying to say is that "SHE" DOES NOT HAVE A GREEK NOSE
f971a3 No.15550325
d0b1d9 No.15550326
>>15550303
Greek noses aren't all perfectly straight like that. I remember hearing a case in the early 20th century of how they mistook a Greek bust as a Jew because of his "Semitic-looking nose."
377b51 No.15550330
>>15550238
That would explain why the animations seem so off as well. Or at least ONE of the reasons.
668eda No.15550336
>>15550326
Turns out that people of the same phenotype don't have the exact same features after all, shocker.
8ba76e No.15550658
>>15549355
>>15549632
>>15549232
>>15548947
The woman is the obvious complaint, the one that everybody made.
As for the tan i live in southern europe too and you'd only get that tanned if you really tried, look at the male pc, he almost looks like a nigger
000000 No.15550665
>>15550100
>>15550071
>>15548684
Just like in my japanese dragon's dogmas
3d60e2 No.15550684
wait you play as a strong women in the new asscreed?
e0f026 No.15550705
>>15550684
I think it's an option? Who cares, these games are barely worth the will of the the gamestop employees forced to pre-sell them.
14bf7d No.15550790
>>15550247
>Lesbos
Aren't the inhabitants of that island super pissed at faggot tourists?
93e16d No.15550823
>>15550303
What nose is the last one? That's what mine looks like, but slightly straighter
4a7f30 No.15550831
Why is ancient Greece depicted as progressive as San Francisco?
2a248f No.15550837
>>15550768
You missed the woman on the left having the exact same pose as the guy next to her.
b4f9f7 No.15550842
>>15550768
weegee mod when
4a7f30 No.15550858
>>15549010
>chinks are Whiter than Brits
ayy lmao
5a5599 No.15550864
>>15550790
> Aren't the inhabitants of that island super pissed at faggot tourists?
Yep. They also have some fucking cool vampire lore and actual ancient graves where they buried their "undead" but it all gets buried by "lol lezbeans".
But you can combine the two and watch a classic cheesy 70s Eurotrash film called Vampiros Lesbos.
5ee7e4 No.15550871
>>15550858
I blame the Welsh
16f9f7 No.15551085
>>15549382
>>15549364
>>15549464
>>15550768
Shit like this makes me appreciate companies that use pre-rendered cutscenes and have excuses as to why certain shit isn't rendered otherwise, like in Yakuza where any time you enter a battle, a small crowd forms in place of an invisible wall or how in TF2 they use very mundane looking fences to force players to look the other way.
18429f No.15551595
>>15550089
I dunno about bonerific, but she certainly looks much more attractive that the extremely masculine looking dyke pictured in >>15550071
9fe953 No.15551650
>>15550213
STOP POSTING THESE, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT THREAD AND MASTURBATE NOW YOU MOTHERFUCKER
82ec04 No.15551683
>>15548684
>>15549232
>beating up Spartans
Even without any context but the information in the video, the victory scene where they give her the laurel makes it clear she represents the city-state of Sparta, might also be why the cheering during the fights was so restrained.
There are the turkroach greeks, a woman in the olymics, and some catamite who got slipped roofies by the #metoo-tier olymic judges. There's also the exact same ship interface featured in Black Flag but with less justification.
5e7c44 No.15551694
>>15550768
They're all Mel Gibson. That's kinda rad.
df37dc No.15551709
>>15551650
What thread?
Also if there's a dick I will kill you
14aea0 No.15551727
>>15549090
>Argentina connected to Falklands and South Georgia
00fa96 No.15551828
>>15549036
hits to the groin were legal, only biting and gouging out someones eyes were banned. Also as they fought nude as has been pointed out though it was also only men who participated too. Awful lot of garbage that needs setting fire to here.
41dd62 No.15551891
>>15548784
They used kynodesmē, and also more drastically infibulation to keep it from happening. Like tying the end of the foreskin shut up beyond the tip.
5072c5 No.15552011
>>15550768
it's not just the fact that it's the same guy copy/pasted so much, but that there's practically no expression or noise coming from the audience
everything was so quiet and boring, a BIG EVENT like that and you have barely any audience and making no noise at all?
I didn't see any one mouth open either. This isn't even on par with sports games that just put a 2d texture in the bleachers, at least those were usually animated.
284c36 No.15552036
>>15549643
>le 56% meme
Dispute all the "diversity", Americans are not really as integrated as you kikes would like everyone else in the world to believe. People tend to not miscegenate as often as you would like even as demographics shift. Even in the South American content, there is far less race mixing then is presumed which is why people can unironically say "Mexican is not a race". In other words, the issue of Mexican immigration is not immigration by itself but rather the issue is they are sending criminals and niggers (aka: "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best").
e0f026 No.15552074
>>15548711
>>15548812
Greece was conquered (and thus raped) by multiple groups, including turkroaches. Being the center of the world has its downsides.
>>15549010
>russia and poland whiter than anywhere in Europe
No wonder they're always demonized.
>>15549107
At least they admit its fiction instead of pretending like DICE.
4dc7d8 No.15552116
>>15549494
it's almost like video games aren't real life or something wow haha
7b78c8 No.15552120
>>15552036
The way i see it even with 100%-European dan Merifats there's too much potatonigger genes going around.
Irish are white sure but they're the bottom of the barrel only a step above niggers and shitskins.
9c931d No.15552137
>>15552120
This. Also a lot of slavic blood too. Disgusting, really.
c8d755 No.15552195
>>15552120
Bottom of the barrel are race traitors like the French and English.
b868b5 No.15552245
This game gets grosser with each new video
8da05a No.15552405
>>15550768
Does anyone remeber that scene in xavier renegade angle where he preformes for the pre show of a basketbal game. That was supposed to be a joke on how stilted and weird it looked, and this is a $60+ vidya. Makes you think huh?
4b9712 No.15552445
>>15550768
This is actually historical authenticity not laziness on the part of the devs. In the past, when populations were less mixed, even people within same race had defining facial features that were unique to their particular region. What you see as a same face is actually your eye being unaccustomed to the sight of an unmixed European ethnicity. You focus on their common Greekness instead of differences between them.
8dcaa6 No.15552477
>>15552036
Iberians tend to racemix more though. The girl you have in your image is germanic iirc, which are a minority compared to "pure" iberians.
AKA 57%.
f27e84 No.15552481
>>15550100
anyone even plays that game?
f27e84 No.15552487
>>15550238
funny because they said the female is the cannon hero.
aaa85b No.15553626
>>15552445
Samoa ain't looking so good
96fd38 No.15553703
>>15550303
I broke my nose early so it i have a slight bump on the ridge of my nose.
96fd38 No.15553709
>>15550858
8000 years ago this was the average european skin tone. the lighter skin came when the middle eastern farmers migrated north into europe, the blue eyes arrived when people from siberia russia moved into europe.
96fd38 No.15553735
>talking shit about other races
You look just as ugly to them as they do to you
Just think about that anon!
940085 No.15553789
>>15553735
>Not talking shit about other races
Where do you think we are?
32f290 No.15553794
>>15553725
I wanna titfuck her
32f290 No.15553804
>>15553735
>Thinking niggers are human
14aea0 No.15553808
>>15553735
I'd be tempted to say this too if not for the evidence to the contrary.
aae6b5 No.15553822
>>15553808
Either people prefer their own race or they don't. There is no middle ground.
64aba9 No.15553838
>>15550213
>>15551650
>>15551709
>if there's a dick
I'm not seeing one. I'm not seeing much beyond anime girls making a disgusted face while showing panties since that's pretty much the title.
26edaa No.15554532
>>15550768
all you niggas look the same.
df37dc No.15555351
>>15553838
>church bells toll
>You disappoint me
Holy shit why is that so funny
>title
>I Want You To Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear
This Sunday is off to a damn good start, I might not make it to the evening.
1ab23b No.15555367
>>15548729
The combat animations started bad, got better around Brotherhood/AC3, and now they're even worse than when the series started. Syndicate was where the shitty animation really started to show.
cb8168 No.15555591
>>15548711
Literally every race was tanned until everyone became a NEET.
6c40b9 No.15555611
>>15548684
Why do they look like wax sculptures?
e511ef No.15555625
>game is focused on one of the most egregious examples of a stronk womyn available
>discussion is derailed onto "those greeks are a little too tanned"
really activates the almonds
181a14 No.15555773
>>15548711
Whites can tan quite a bit, you know.
959924 No.15555794
>>15555611
Because we need to have shitskins and trannies in game development teams apparently
f93d7c No.15564239
>>15548711
You haven't met many greeks then.
90c8bc No.15574135
>>15548716
Animation is a dead art. They've been hiring for diversity for years.
16f9f7 No.15574598
>>15552036
Homophily is a thing
ee229d No.15584328
>>15548711
Anyone south of venice is that brown.
690800 No.15584383
>>15549010
>Norway is whiter than Sweden
Wait how the fuck does this work?
ee229d No.15584396
>>15584383
Refugees?
>>15549010
This map is fucked because of all the pakis and kebabs distorting the numbers.
690800 No.15584403
>>15584396
I assumed Sweden and Norway were about equally pozzed, but I guess not
3e0de7 No.15584722
>>15584403
Norway actually increased their border security after hearing about the rapefugees in sweden.
3e0de7 No.15584730
>>15549060
>70%
>america
wow
d26841 No.15591211
>>15584403
Norway isnt even in the EU
aea689 No.15591344
>>15584722
If I were Norwegian, upping security to keep the Swedes alone out is more than enough reason. Keeping out their new friends, icing on the cake.
153fba No.15591415
>>15548684
That is some bioware level animation right there
2614d1 No.15591426
>>15548684
why do they speak english with some weird accent
either make normal english voices or normal greek voices
9773bc No.15591684
>>15584722
Doesn't even matter, the socialist are still hell bent on immigration and forcefully integrate shitskins into norwegian society. Oslo is a hell-hole of pakis, somalis and other weird third-world people and the other big cities aren't far behind.
Also, a big part of the low-wage work-force in Norway is young swedish men. Mainly because the wages are higher and there's atleast jobs there since the government in Sweden pays employers 80% of the wages if they hire an immigrant instead of a swede.
56018b No.15591731
>>15549060
Worst korea has 80% circumcision rate, proving beyond any doubt it's the worst country in the world and jewish cyberpunk dystopia, sponsored by samsung™
f6e7c7 No.15591753
>>15549823
In the south we are mostly white.
8797ac No.15591817
>>15549010
>Kinda interesting how most skintones fall rather evenly in Europe
Once you've BLACKED you're black.
FOREVER
505787 No.15591905
320a1b No.15598237
>>15550768
>hire pajeets to make your game
>surprised when this happens
aa58c8 No.15598295
>>15555591
This but unironically.
aa58c8 No.15598305
>>15548806
>japanese
You just know.
0b10ce No.15598852
>Race only runs skin deep
Am I in cuckchan?
927ed5 No.15599132
>>15548684
Before ottoman occupation of southern europe, southern europeans had fair skin and fine hair.
Blonde was a common hair color, porcelain was a common complexion.
We know this due to the appearance of the anatolians in southern europe who were never occupied by the ottomans.
To downplay the changes that had occurred in southern europeans due to their occupation by the arabs is to downplay the history of oppression they had faced, and the lasting damage it has done to us.
So you should not be surprised that I, and any southern european, would be very fucking pissed at what they've done.
What's more the insulting implication that our best men would have been beaten down by any woman in competition, especially since women were forbidden from even attending the games, let alone competing.
When you make a game about greece, it is distasteful to completely shit on greeks and their treasured history. Fuck Ubisoft in the ass with a hot-sauce covered cactus. Each and every one who works at this company needs to get in the brass bull for a good roasting. They need their feet broken with a hammer, toe by toe, and then their hands, finger by finger. they need to be suspended by their feet, and flayed alive.
5d46ac No.15599585
>>15548790
>I'm just really worried they end up succeeding in rewriting history and that ancient times were full of strong women who could beat grown ass men with their tiny little hands
I've seen the average woman fight, even if they manage to convince the textbooks to change nobody's going to believe it.
4b1cdc No.15599669
>>15599606
>fuck nazi's
>uses right wing terminology
You tried.
4b1cdc No.15599690
>>15599681
Go back to Reddit faggot, not even Cuckchan is as retarded as you are.
22a39f No.15599694
>>15599681
>/leftykike/ nigger has the nerve to tell anyone else to go back to anywhere.
No, you need to go back. You clearly just got off the boat from cuckchan yourself, you absolute doublenigger kike.
64d723 No.15599714
>>15550768
Its the Forza crowd all over again. You would think these AAA devs would leaahahahahhaahahahahahahaha oh who am I kidding, they're all worthless faggots that hate video games.
22a39f No.15599723
>>15599704
Suuuuure you did. I'm sure you were here since then, and didn't just get here from cuckchan today spamming your /leftykike/ faggotry.
Go fellate a shotgun.
ad591f No.15599737
>>15599704
>filtered
>not knowing about VPN's
I laugh at you Reddit fag.
ad591f No.15599742
>>15599704
>i post here since 1st exodus, i moved here with gamergate you fucking newfag cuck faggot
You're still too new. I was here before Gaymer Gay. Now shut the fuck up newfag and lurk more before I whip you like the nigger you are.
22a39f No.15599760
>>15599748
>reddit-spacing
>/leftykike/ shit
>types /pol/ as pol
>announces to others that he's filtering someone
>thinks /leftykike/ bullshit is the norm when everyone here knows it's never belonged here
9/11 bait would reply again
3c408a No.15599764
>>15599748
>filtered again
Lmao keep going Reddit, I'm glad you're willing to spend multiple seconds of your life filtering me like a retard. I'll just get more vpn's.
e0f026 No.15599941
>>15599704
>gamergate
>1st exodus
907156 No.15605553
907156 No.15605555
>>15599742
>I was here before Gaymer Gay.
Unless you're Hungarian you're a damn liar.
25365e No.15605593
>>15605553
It was not. Lurk moar.
748c9e No.15605913
>>15552445
It's funny, White American looks to be the most depressed in that pic. Maybe with England and France as a close second.
cf136e No.15606661
>>15605593
You lurk moar. If you were here for gamergate you'd know everyone called it the first exodus and didn't give a shit about the three people already on the site.
4c4a3a No.15612336
>>15605913
You'd be depressed too.
3f86aa No.15620390
>>15599742
Prove it or fuck off.
1155e6 No.15620422
>>15552445
You can see Japan is wearing a soccer jersey. Are these just photos of soccer players?
c6fd1d No.15620853
>>15584383
where do I begin?
e127e8 No.15620909
>>15548711
Nah they're just poorly modeled
e127e8 No.15620948
>>15549036
There isn't even an attempt to recreate actual bare-knuckle boxing. It's a lazy mix of modern boxing and pure video game bullshit.
Who the fuck even buys these games? All I ever hear normalfags talk about is fortnite, Cod Blops IIII and Smash Bros
3496bc No.15626553
>>15549036
>female spartan
Well they did run all non-military society.
03c519 No.15628575
>>15552036
>>le 56% meme
Speaking of that one, what's up with the 56% number regarding genetics?
Every time a population's ancestry is brought up, they're always 56% not-white. It's like jews decided that you're not 50% pure + that 6% because it's some kind of jewish code that lets them laugh at the goyim.
4c4c84 No.15628582
>>15605913
>White American looks to be the most depressed
As a White American this is probably accurate
15d703 No.15628605
>>15584383
Mass immigration to suicidal levels.
de5936 No.15628689
>>15548838
That's an anglo nose, not a greek one.
Hmmmm, I wonder (((who))) could be behind this.