9c7aaa No.15545202
I'm playing through lightning returns, it seems way better than FF13 or FF15. What was so wrong with it, why does everyone hate it?
5d9c28 No.15545209
The gameplay is pretty solid, but wait till you get to the ending. It manages to be pretty cringe with a hint of fedora tipping.
dbca9d No.15545211
I haven't played it but what I've heard is that Lightning is an insufferable Mary Sue and written like garbage from someone who waifu'd her during development or something
9c7aaa No.15545239
>>15545211
She's just deadpan as fuck. Not much Mary and or Suing going on as of now.
>>15545209
>with a hint of fedora tipping.
The japs always tip their fedoras, what's new?
654b93 No.15545247
>>15545202
>why does everyone hate it?
I don't know, why did Chrono Break have to die so someone's autistic waifu bitch could have a "good" game?
12a486 No.15545258
I didn't hate it, I just didn't care about the story because I couldn't finish any of the other godawful games in the trilogy and I didn't know what the fuck was going on in this one. So for me this was just a throwaway but fun game about running around doing random quests and dressing up the tranny.
9c7aaa No.15545275
>>15545258
I sort of finished 13, in that I gave up and watched the ending on youtube and it didn't help with this game's story at all so far.
c66225 No.15545338
>>15545202
Because they were trying to ride a dead horse. 13 was a disaster for FF fans, 13-2 was a little better on the gameplay site, but the story was so unbearable confusing that when the LR announcement came up, everyone just flipped them off. Still enjoyed LR, tho.
4f5e97 No.15545376
Oh no anon.
Lightning returns is actually a good game.
Guess what though.
ITS A THE THIRD IN A PILE OF SHIT.
Too little too late.
9a8de8 No.15545380
>>15545202
>why does everyone hate it
It's a pretty big mess of a game, Lightning just isn't that great of a character, serah and other serah lookalike are cute but that's about it. Most of the characters were in my opinion just not that great.
>way better than FF15
that's not difficult though
31d127 No.15545393
>vasty overproduce assetts for FF13
>FF13 almost tanks the brand
>Have to make back costs
>Even though everyone hates Lightning
>Take Valkyrie Profile 3
>Kick team off it
>Give it to Toriyamas underlings
>Rework "goddess claiming lost souls before ragnarok" and turn it into another fucking lightning game with her name top billing before final fantasy
>underage: "why u no like da bibeo gem?"
Big Think indeed anon, its a real head scratcher.
27f052 No.15545433
>>15545202
Lightning returns is the only genuinely good game in the FFXIII trifecta, and it's so jarring many suspect it was originally intended to be a Valkyrie Profile game or something.
9c7aaa No.15545486
>>15545393
>>15545433
I see. The bad things about the game do seem to be about lightning.
985667 No.15545507
Look up that video of Toriyama talking about Lightning like she's a rose or something. That's a real waifufag right there.
284af5 No.15545549
>>15545202
>better than FF13 or FF15
That's not really that high of a bar to jump over.
ef1692 No.15545573
People hate on Lightning Returns, but it gave us this cute outfit, so I'm happy with it.
82e716 No.15545587
>>15545573
That's from Final Fantasy 14, no need for Lightning to "give" it to anyone.
ef1692 No.15545636
>>15545587
You're probably right.
9a8de8 No.15545640
>>15545636
The only good part about FF14 was that outfit, the worst part was the fact that it was shitty gear. not to mention the game is shit
9594c7 No.15545897
Its kind of sad how they were really putting their all into this fabula nova crystalis thing only for it turn out to a complete failure.
be4e90 No.15545925
>>15545897
You can blame the decision to go multiplatform for absolutely everything that went wrong
Dissembling about misc bullshit like "it's so hard to make HD towns" didn't help when they'd been doing already for prerendered cutscenes and towns for the ps1 titles
ebcd23 No.15545978
>>15545925
>You can blame the decision to go multiplatform for absolutely everything that went wrong
Really? How did that contribute?
9594c7 No.15545984
>>15545925
I dont think thats the reason for it. The development for 13 was in hell for a long time and they had problems with the crystal tools engine which made them cut a lot of content.
31d127 No.15545995
>>15545507
It goes beyond that to best korea glorious leader tier brainwashing.
TORIYAMA: THE MAN THAT CUCKED HIMSELF
c3c2c8 No.15546004
DID SOMEONE SAY TOBLERONE?!?
a50d86 No.15546006
>>15545978
About 3/4ths of the game was cut due to the lack of space on DVDs for the 360 version, if I remember correctly.
feb251 No.15546026
>>15545202
>What was so wrong about Lightning Returns?
Lightning was in it. She's a boring Cloud in drag who goes the Kerrigan route of being Space God.
The character designer was so infatuated with his own creation it was sickening. In a video he talks about how utterly perfect she is, and while the game was being created (or at least FF13) the staff were mandated to have a picture of Lightning within eye shot in all of their cubicles.
ebcd23 No.15546057
>>15546006
They can't be that stupid.
1d0259 No.15546180
>>15546026
>and while the game was being created (or at least FF13) the staff were mandated to have a picture of Lightning within eye shot in all of their cubicles.
I don't doubt it, but that's really creepy so I'm gonna need some sauce
aa2088 No.15546210
>>15546004
IT'S TOLBERONE TIME
66f0f9 No.15546378
>>15545239
Is it really fedora tipping if the culture isn’t Christian?
0b7903 No.15549502
>>15545239
>She's just deadpan as fuck.
well people sure love kos-mos. whats the problem?
c8784b No.15549506
>>15545202
Its fucking fine. XIII2 was fine also its just the first one that was fucking top tier garbage.
1a7ba7 No.15549800
>>15549506
i really enjoyed the refined battle system of XIII2 but completely checked out when it came to the story. it still amazes me how bad they fucked up on the story of that series.
992501 No.15549812
>>15545640
>shitty gear
Glamours, dawg.
d15ae9 No.15549913
>>15546006
What, they couldn't get Microsoft to spring for another four disc release like Lost Odyssey?
d503c3 No.15550876
c06a31 No.15550893
>>15545925
Didn't they say they specifically didn't include towns because they wanted the Cawadoody audience?
ebcd23 No.15550960
>>15549502
KOS-MOS is inhuman though, so the expectations are different.
2190ec No.15560296
>>15545216
Get out goon.
>>15545211
Most JRPGs characters are mary sues.