>>15521262
>download Quack champions because I got it for free a while ago and didn't try it
>only have ranger and some spacenigger
>spacenigger spawns with more health and armor than Ranger
>what
>hit play
>where the fuck's the server browser?
>pick game modes?
>hit DM and TDM
>wait for five minutes
>MATCH FOUND
>get matchmade into what I can only assume is the special ed game of the day
>it's regular deathmatch
>pick Ranger
>everyone is the spacenigger, Sorlag or some faggot skellington
>get a 5 spree
>skellington blasts me with some fire bullshit and I die instantly
>turns out that's his ability
>touch green cum on the floor
>burn for half my HP
>turns out that's Sorlag's ability
>trying to kill a spacenigger with a shotgun
>he shoots me once then runs into me
>i die instantly
>turns out that's his ability
>alright, what the fuck is Ranger's ability
>mfw it's the translocator from UT
>can bootleg telefrag people with it
>mfw the radius on the telefrag is fuckhueg
>mfw it does 100 damage even on a near miss
>body the entire lobby with my newfound power of hitting F for free kills
>win match
>end screen lingers on the characters for 30 seconds just so you can see the other players' le ebin customized characters so you'd get jealous and splash some cash
>game throws me back to the main menu
>starts matchmaking all over again
>wait another five minutes
>[MATCH FAILED NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS]
>uninstall the game